Coins as items are a conceptually interesting idea... when you’re in 1st to 3rd place. Getting one in 12th is like having a plaster put over a gunshot wound.
1:00 As someone who’s close to completing Super Circuit, I can conform that this is half true. You can absolutely get good at it, and you can drift-brake if need be, but it’s still kind of dodgy sometimes, and you really gotta think when taking quite a few turns.
Kinda weird to realize Mario Kart 8 is as old as GTA 5. We have had 3 splatoon games AND 2 pikmin games inbetween Mario Kart 8 and 9 now. Remember that.
I rarely use Funky Kong because I've never considered him to be that good with Flame Runner and I'm a bit struggling with heavy bikes and using bikes that have outside drift. In fact, I prefer Booster Seat, Classic Dragster, and Offroader for karts. As for bikes, it'll be the Mach bike.
When you look at the minimap randomly in 1st and you see a blue shell A blue shell hits you in 5th cause its on the ground You get hit with a blue shell and right after you get a super horn
Welp time to become hated: Mario Kart Tour is a good game, Waluigi Pinball overrated and Mario Kart 9 will never arrive on the switch and most likely will not be called Mario Kart 9
Of those, I agree with Mario kart 9 not coming to switch, and it not being called Mario kart 9. Because Mario kart 8 was named that because there’s a track shaped like an 8. Mario Kart 9 is also not needed since 8 deluxe will keep selling
I really hope your friends didn't believe the CPU not cheating because that's impossible for a Nintendo game. Then again, I'm getting some strong mixed signals towards the end, though.
Mario Kart Wii players when they discover a shortcut that saves 0.1 seconds
Mario kart Wii fans not caring about the fact that you can skip an entire lap in Mario kart seven And only caring about there 0.1 second save
Okay but that’s actually a lot of time in a time trial lmao
So true
But it's the flashiest thing you've ever seen
What a decade and a half of optimization does to a mf
Coins as items are a conceptually interesting idea... when you’re in 1st to 3rd place. Getting one in 12th is like having a plaster put over a gunshot wound.
Lmao yeah, I saw that and was like, "That's me. I'm that guy. I'm a coin defender." I 100% agree with you btw
🤓
Is that even possible?
1:00 As someone who’s close to completing Super Circuit, I can conform that this is half true. You can absolutely get good at it, and you can drift-brake if need be, but it’s still kind of dodgy sometimes, and you really gotta think when taking quite a few turns.
Better than Super Mario Kart being extremely unclear about when you need to release you drift, but still finnicky as hell
We're gonna be waiting as long for MK9 as we are with GTA 6. Calling it now
We will be waiting longer than how long gd players are for update 2.2
GTA6 seems to be in the lead rn
@@Thoomas2001 Blue shell
People hate funky kong only because he is meta, literally the best character in fiction
Try not to cry hearing the MKWii credits challenge (IMPOSSIBLE)
1:33 that aged porly cuz the removal of spotlight and 50 pipes in favor of a item shop is already making the game 10x better in my eyes
This video is now the most viewed Mario Kart Slander video.
They’re trending rn so yeah make more for views
That is an awfully specific category
0:58 NOTHING COULD BE FURTHER FROM THE TRUTH.
Not a W vid
Congrats bit late to commenting but I thought I’d return
That one with Shine Thief is way too accurate
just use the Blue and Red sides of SNES Battle Course, nearly untouchable
Mario Kart Wii players when they unlock Mii outfit B for the 4th time
Damn, Super Circuit gets a mention. Did not expect. Accurate meme too.
Me, an Arcade GP fan: _guess I'll die_
Rip Arcade Gp is really underrated
Same here, arcade GP is seriously an amazing game
And I thought I was the only one here!
All 23 of us.
When you remember Tour is now Mario Kart 9.
0:07 Dry Bowser is my main heavyweight in MKWii
Funky is cool and he's got the best stats but Dry Bowser is something else man
Me who plays Rosalina&Luma cause im a galaxy fan and love her character
"Funky is cool and he's got the best stats"
The only benefit Funky gives you is a +4 speed boost. How does that make him the best?
@@GlitchanBlack none of the other heavyweights give that much of a speed boost and since Speed is the most important stat, he's the meta character
0:58 you got that right 👍
Don't play as Funky Kong challenge:
Me who uses Waluigi everytime
Me who always uses Luigi.
Me who always uses yoshi
Dry bone in the Tiny titan 🍸🗿
damn i got the first one in the bag, funky kong was legitimately the only character i avoided like the plague
nintendo making every type of mario kart content imaginable besides mario kart 9:
I think Tour's worse than Home Circuit since Home Circuit feels like a fun Labo-like novelty but Tour just makes me sad
I like how this video devolves into just venting about MK9
I play as Yoshi. Don’t care which game. Yoshi.
Mii mains being ignored by almost everyone
Bruh I'm a Mii main
In Mario kart 8 your whole team will gang up on you if you have the shine.
the doug walker one is super circuit fans when someone doesn't drift.
MKWII players seeing a Mario/Standard winning a race in 1st place with a bunch of Funky Kong/Flame Runners:
😭
i feel like green shells ONLY go after me. I feel like I never see anyone else getting hit by them
Of course Mario Kart 9 is in active development. You can even play it for free right now.
Tour is a massive base breaker.
I love how it was a normal slander video than it turned into mario kart 9 slander
People who actually play Mario:
Mario Kart Super Circuit fans explaining how reversing, driving into a mouse and into a wall counts as an entire race
"Um actually the best combo is Waluigi on the Wild Wiggler with the Roller Wheels and Peach Parasol" 🤓
Goofy ahh combo
Don't play as Funky Kong chalenge:
Me ussing Dry's bones every time.
0:57 - "I'm all alone, huh? Like you, Blondie. We're all alone in the world."
1:05 that's me in a nutshell (the one from 7 Rainbow Road btw)
Kinda weird to realize Mario Kart 8 is as old as GTA 5. We have had 3 splatoon games AND 2 pikmin games inbetween Mario Kart 8 and 9 now. Remember that.
This was really well made
Mario kart GP slaps
Honestly I do love Rainbow Road in 7
Mario kart tour is underrated.
Sadly the MK fanbase isn’t much smarter than the Fortnite fanbase and they’re a bunch of Patrick Stars
i like mario kart tour
I was gonna leave a like but Mario Kart Tour deserves it's title as a good game
Tbh, Baby Park on 8 deluxe is absolute hell on worldwide races
Mario kart tour being nario kart 9
0:58 I'm the lone survivor.
Actually, its Gold Mario in the Biddy Buggy, with the roller tires.
People who play the Arcade GP games are friends with me, especially if they also play Arcade GP DX.
I'm more of a GP1 guy, but the more the merrier!
0:46 oh my god yes 🤣
There are no Mario kart arcade gp fans
Me:
0:22 I still don’t understand how to the super horn works
YOU USE IT TO NOT GET HIT BY A BLUE SHELL
A Boo took your Super Horn and theres a blue shell incoming
9/10
Nothing about 8 Wii U players and firehopping lol
Mktoir haters when they realize it IS mk9 and it being constantly getting new tracks is why its still "in devlopment"
Many people just aren’t ready to accept that.
Mario kart 8 has existed for so long that some 2014 teens are married now
0:22 even worse, a boo took your mushroom right bevore a big shortcut
:)
People who use daisy mac bike: I don’t have such weakness
I believe if the queen can die, then Mario Kart 9 can one day release
I rarely use Funky Kong because I've never considered him to be that good with Flame Runner and I'm a bit struggling with heavy bikes and using bikes that have outside drift. In fact, I prefer Booster Seat, Classic Dragster, and Offroader for karts. As for bikes, it'll be the Mach bike.
Super Circuit fans when the AI is so good that they beat dark souls on the first try
fzero fans when the best they've gotten for 20 years is a falcon amiibo suit and 2 dlc tracks...
Nobody even knew Mario kart arcade gp existed.
0:08 I mean Daisy is literally right there
as an arcade gp fan, i can confirm that i don't exist.
Nah we need one for dry bones DS users like me
Searching for the dude that added floruga (idk if its like this in english) on the character selectuon in mk7
It’s not.
You’re talking about Wiggler. (The caterpillar)
@@koil_koil ty
Smash Ultimate? How did RUclips's bot even get that?
“Mario Kart Arcade GP Fans” and it’s just. a black screen lol
Were still waiting for Mario kart 9
Tour is 9
When you look at the minimap randomly in 1st and you see a blue shell
A blue shell hits you in 5th cause its on the ground
You get hit with a blue shell and right after you get a super horn
Everyone when you say Mario Kart Wii isn't all that great:
Mario kart wii players when someone says it’s not the best mario kart game
0:57 EXCUSE YOU, I PLAY THAT GAME AT MY LOCAL ROUND 1 ARCADE AND THE GAME IS ABSOLUTE FIRE.!!!
SAME!!!
PRB mains explaining why Non-PRB isn’t a category
Ok but if they call the next mainline game “MarioKart 9” instead of “MarioKart X” I will actually never stop bitching about it
0:58 Demeech would like to know your location
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
Mario Kart 1, Mario Kart 2, Mario Kart 3, Mario Kart 4, Mario Kart 5, Mario Kart 6, Mario Kart 3DS/3D, Mario Kart Turbo and Turbo Deluxe/U & U Deluxe.
People explaining why Baby Park is actually a fun track (They probably watch NASCAR)
0:58 funny how I just played mario kart arcade GP
Me: races on Mario circuit
Parents:
Me: races on Waluigi Pinball
Parents: *helo* 👁👁
I got super circuit yesterday and can confirm drifting is God awful
Then you can't drift in super Mario kart either, its the exact same style.
1:12 No just no,both are really good
Average Block Fort fan vs Every other N64 Battle Arena enjoyer
I feel like the coin item is good for when you’re low on coins (like below 5) otherwise they should remove it entirely
Guys what's wrong with Thundercloud? 😭😭
I am convinced that, like Elder Scrolls 6, Half-Life 3, Starfield, and Metroid Prime 4, MK9 will never come out
GTA 6 too
I aint offended, you mentioned the best game in the series by complementing it's rainbow road, I'll take it!
Rainbow Road from MK7 is my 2nd least favourite just behind the MK8 version
How is Mario Kart 64's Rainbow Road better than Mario Kart 8's?
Why does this only have 32 views?
Edit: Why does this not have 1k views?
Edit: Why does this not have 10k views?
You wanna change that?
@@koil_koil I will
@@emperornz you did
Could have done something interesting with tour
At least you cared to add Mario Kart Arcade
Imagine liking And Arcade Game that has 0 Players That’s Embarrassing.
@@ArtimisArcherNot as embarrassing as shaming some rando on the internet for liking it, that’s for sure.
@@SoshiTheYoshi i literally watch your content and I think I started Beef 🥩
I will be so sad if they don't have isabelle in MK9.
Any arcade gp fan?
you forgot daisy for mk wii lol
It’s me I’m the arcade go fan
I play the wii one all the time and I never actually pick funky kong so I guess I win
A slander video which isn’t negative
That was a really great video
Tbh, I like the Thundercloud. :>
We need mk9 now
I don't even play Mario kart
Welp time to become hated:
Mario Kart Tour is a good game, Waluigi Pinball overrated and Mario Kart 9 will never arrive on the switch and most likely will not be called Mario Kart 9
Of those, I agree with Mario kart 9 not coming to switch, and it not being called Mario kart 9. Because Mario kart 8 was named that because there’s a track shaped like an 8. Mario Kart 9 is also not needed since 8 deluxe will keep selling
I really hope your friends didn't believe the CPU not cheating because that's impossible for a Nintendo game. Then again, I'm getting some strong mixed signals towards the end, though.
0:32 but it's true!