The Christmas Light (1995)

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @ghoulbeanzz312
    @ghoulbeanzz312 4 года назад +108

    All the characters in this film give off the same aura as those smug looking vintage Garfield plush toys and I think that's just splendid.

  • @SamsonSilvo
    @SamsonSilvo 2 года назад +104

    I love how the narrator describes everything in present tense! It's like he's not even actually narrating the story! He's just reading the non-dialog parts of the script! XD

  • @hardshelledhero2791
    @hardshelledhero2791 3 года назад +46

    From this day on I am no longer Burton Lemon.
    I am forever more, *Snowman* .
    And you WILL rue the day you had your way with me.

    • @hurricanefury439
      @hurricanefury439 28 дней назад

      they keep using that word. i don't think it means what they think it means

  • @theajaxs720
    @theajaxs720 5 лет назад +155

    "He's gone. Burton's gone, Poor Burton."
    Could we redo that take, and maybe just try to sound like you just saw your co-worker DIE right infront of you?
    Also the award for "Most spontaneous super villain transformation," goes to The Snowman!! Wtf?

    • @Ninjadom88
      @Ninjadom88 4 года назад +11

      ringoringo You came from Phelous's review too, I see.

    • @BusStopProductions.
      @BusStopProductions. 9 месяцев назад +1

      This, Motion Picture Cured My Crippling Diabetes.

  • @roadrunnercoyote2263
    @roadrunnercoyote2263 Год назад +65

    Is it bad for me to say that I actually genuinely like this? I mean, on the one hand, it’s so flat, visually dark, and monotone that it’s actually kind of relaxing and easy to fall asleep to :)

    • @SairinEarthsea
      @SairinEarthsea 10 месяцев назад +8

      Same. It's got a lot of problems but it's actually pretty enjoyable, I haven't finished part 2 yet and the story is a step up.

    • @hurricanefury439
      @hurricanefury439 10 месяцев назад +4

      if anything those qualities make it unsettling for me

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 3 месяца назад

      Video Brinquedo

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 3 месяца назад

      Video Brinquedo

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom 3 месяца назад

      Video Brinquedo

  • @LARKXHIN
    @LARKXHIN 5 лет назад +125

    "He calls it SLED 2"
    Absolutely astonishing.

    • @FrenchPaul1988
      @FrenchPaul1988 3 года назад +11

      And he is apparently the most inventive of the elves... I'd hate to see the others' creativity.

    • @pepper-deer
      @pepper-deer 2 года назад +8

      @@FrenchPaul1988 sled 3

    • @chese5414
      @chese5414 2 года назад +6

      @@pepper-deer i have a banger for you sled 4

    • @rclark777
      @rclark777 2 года назад +8

      @@FrenchPaul1988 Why do you think all of Santa's toys are just mainstream mass-produced popular kids items by big corporations?

    • @cremmy_crem621
      @cremmy_crem621 Год назад +2

      @@chese5414 here's an idea! what about sled 5?

  • @xXxBigDaddyY2KxXx
    @xXxBigDaddyY2KxXx 6 лет назад +114

    Burton: fucking dies
    Isaac: [in the least affected tone ever] Burton's gone. Poor Burton.

  • @saca4908
    @saca4908 2 года назад +62

    I'll make a list of my favorite highlights:
    - Santa's complex includes a full scale Washington monument replica and stadium lights.
    - Santa's office is a very normal room at the top of said replica.
    - Isaac's hairdo
    - Santa's barely taller than his elves
    - Burton's mental crysis and subsequent death
    - Burton's rebirth as an evil snowman, cleverly named Snowman.
    - Every character's fixed pupils
    - SLED 2
    - 11:48
    - 13:14 Sled-2's computer already had a Snowman alert programmed into it. How did Isaac know about Snowman when he created Sled-2? This reeks of conspiracy.
    - Snowman's most powerful weapon is turning into a fist.
    - Rap battle

    • @lindinle
      @lindinle 10 месяцев назад +3

      And santa being no taller than a child

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@lindinle Don't forget there's only two elves in this prison as we never saw anyone else.

  • @queencancerous5332
    @queencancerous5332 3 года назад +42

    Isaac doesn’t seem all that phased that he watched his coworker die in front of him.

    • @80yearoldman98
      @80yearoldman98 5 месяцев назад

      Nobody Likes b urton

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад

      @@80yearoldman98 Probably because Isaac used them as target practice and Burton feeding them to his machines.

    • @pmtoner9852
      @pmtoner9852 2 месяца назад

      the life of elves is often tragic. Im sure Isaac has seen some things

  • @antmancometh
    @antmancometh Год назад +30

    Brilliant. A complete eclipse over the inferior sun that is Toy Story. Gorgeously scripted, charmingly performed, lovingly orchestrated. Solid 1 out of 10.

  • @bobtheawesome727
    @bobtheawesome727 3 года назад +57

    Despite never having seen this until I was 23, it feels very nostalgic for me. Reminds me an awful lot of very early VeggieTales with these ultra-simple backgrounds and strange music.

    • @hopemueller2658
      @hopemueller2658 2 года назад +7

      *shivers* That very first VeggieTales episode freaked the crap out of me as a child 😳

    • @mint_marigold1229
      @mint_marigold1229 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@hopemueller2658 yeah, the first veggietales episode definitely has a bit more of a liminal, sparse feeling to it. it's infinitely more engaging to watch, though, imo

    • @swissspinodroid7572
      @swissspinodroid7572 2 месяца назад

      Yeah but early Veggietales had way more effort put into it. The animation had awkward fast movements, but it wasn’t slow and clunky like this one. The facial expressions too also gave it more charm, in this though they have the same dim expression nearly the entire time. Veggie tales also had some very catchy music, and a lot of good humor at times. Veggietales gets a bad rap a lot, but keeping in mind Toy Story came a few years after and was animated by veterans in the animation industry. Veggietales was made by rookies who cleverly experimented with a unique software.

  • @Tiago88Alves
    @Tiago88Alves 3 года назад +22

    She did not stop until the Christmas light was inside me, your honor.

  • @CarterShaw
    @CarterShaw 2 года назад +35

    I might need to recreate this soundtrack and put it on the internet, geez is it good. What a hidden gem of complete and utter chaos this is. Love hilarious low budget films like this.

    • @lilmoosic
      @lilmoosic Год назад +4

      Glad I'm not the only one that finds the MIDI soundtrack so relaxing and comforting hahaha

  • @rclark777
    @rclark777 2 года назад +17

    I appreciate the effort that must have went into this, doing CG animation in the 90s on what must have been an abysmally low budget. But the story, the story is what killed the entire film.

  • @dedricthere
    @dedricthere 3 года назад +38

    It’s become a classic in my family.

  • @jonathanwalls8849
    @jonathanwalls8849 6 лет назад +68

    5:22-6:15 While the weather outside is frightful his diss track is only room temperature

  • @LizzyTheFloyd
    @LizzyTheFloyd 7 лет назад +128

    This is one of the worst movies ever made and I thank you for uploading it. I've been searching for this for days

    • @annieapple8974
      @annieapple8974 5 лет назад +2

      No this is a masterpiece compared to the cartoon titanic movies

  • @TuMadre8000
    @TuMadre8000 6 лет назад +63

    I don't know... I find something appealing about these visuals. So simple and primitive. I know it's bad, but something about it draws me in. Like with demoscene, or psx pre rendered cutscenes.

    • @amandadonaldson8748
      @amandadonaldson8748 6 лет назад +13

      I can see this being something a parent might put on for their kid to occupy them so they can go to the bathroom in peace. lol. There IS something oddly charming about it.

    • @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787
      @jonathanwarrdddedcxddeecec4787 5 лет назад +8

      Me too. It’s bad and I know it but I like it . Well except for the singing

    • @Jaimas
      @Jaimas 5 лет назад +8

      "So bad it's awesome."

  • @lordredman6137
    @lordredman6137 6 лет назад +29

    How come this has much better animation than rapsittie street kids

    • @JulianR2JG
      @JulianR2JG 2 года назад +3

      If I'm correct, this was made using an actual SGI software.
      Rapsittie was made using a less weaker program from 1992 named 3D Choreographer.

  • @holographictacosalad
    @holographictacosalad 2 года назад +35

    Some people think "The Exorcist" is the scariest movie ever.
    I firmly disagree.
    *THIS* is the scariest movie ever.

  • @CattyMintgum
    @CattyMintgum 2 года назад +27

    I love the uncanny feel this has
    feels liminal.

  • @amongblox_usa
    @amongblox_usa 3 года назад +18

    why does the snowman speak like a JRPG villain

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 месяцев назад +1

      He sounds like a 3rd-rate Andross.

    • @Kyumifun
      @Kyumifun Месяц назад

      he sounds like Garfield on autotune

  • @hmakk6819
    @hmakk6819 10 месяцев назад +4

    My life is now complete. The art I've witnessed today shall stay with me for all time. Thank you The Christmas Light.

  • @an4rk135
    @an4rk135 6 лет назад +52

    Pan pizza brought me here

  • @0ne0nlyLarry
    @0ne0nlyLarry 5 лет назад +21

    If you like Toy Story then you'll LOVE The Christmas Light :/

  • @camwoodstock
    @camwoodstock 3 года назад +19

    17:40 Epic Rap Battles Of History

  • @aeyenthelobster4858
    @aeyenthelobster4858 5 лет назад +45

    3:18 I laughed so much at that part cause of how bad it is XD

  • @umjammerlammy9993
    @umjammerlammy9993 3 года назад +9

    The David Lynch Holiday Special

  • @trailersic
    @trailersic 6 лет назад +35

    Best watched at 2x speed. Reasonable animation for 1995. Beast Wars was made one year later on a budget of $300,000 per 20 minute episode. I doubt this had that budget.

    • @mawbts530
      @mawbts530 6 лет назад +9

      Insektors and ReBoot both debuted the year before. Does anyone know what their production budgets were?

    • @trailersic
      @trailersic 6 лет назад +4

      MawBTS sorry got my maths wrong, it was $18mil for 26 EPs, or about $700,000 per episode

    • @Poever
      @Poever 5 лет назад +6

      It’s animated WORSE than Andre and Wally B, and that came out in the early 80s!

    • @davidhileman8567
      @davidhileman8567 3 года назад +1

      @@Poever 1984, right? Yes. '84. That's the same year that saw the television debut of Thomas the Tank Engine!

  • @oldpcgamemusic
    @oldpcgamemusic 4 года назад +20

    Thank you for this!!! I've been looking for so long! I had weird memories of the scene where Burton falls and turns into the snowman and then when he melts. I kept trying to google descriptions of this movie but was unsure if I had just dreamed of it.

  • @Chimerism101
    @Chimerism101 5 лет назад +17

    18:34 "Who'd have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness?!"

  • @AkiraLionPilot
    @AkiraLionPilot 10 месяцев назад +3

    They really thought this was on Toy Story’s level huh

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад +1

      And after watching the second "movie", this one looks MILES better with "more" efforts put into that short 20 minutes.

  • @br3akstuff
    @br3akstuff Год назад +9

    AIN'T NO WAY
    THERE AIN'T NO WAY

  • @gallibonsjunk7191
    @gallibonsjunk7191 5 лет назад +27

    Phelous brought me here.

  • @POLE7645
    @POLE7645 5 лет назад +15

    YOU'LL RUE THE DAY THAT YOU'VE HAD YOUR WAY WITH ME!!!!

  • @WreckingWood
    @WreckingWood 5 лет назад +20

    "It's a film about family." - Mike Stoklasa (RLM)

  • @TheBonkleFox
    @TheBonkleFox 5 лет назад +48

    I've never heard of cursed animation, but yeah this pretty much fits.
    Also "you'll rue the day you had your way with me" totally means something else to everyone sane watching this

  • @BudDinktrap
    @BudDinktrap 4 года назад +15

    Today, on this Christmas Eve, I am going to watch this, and make it a Christmas tradition for myself.

    • @BudDinktrap
      @BudDinktrap 4 года назад +4

      Why does he grow ears right before he melts away _I'm going to _*_scream_*

    • @ghoulbeanzz312
      @ghoulbeanzz312 3 года назад +2

      @@BudDinktrap SAME FDKLNS

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom Год назад

      Video Brinquedo Video Brinquedo

    • @anothertrackmom
      @anothertrackmom Год назад

      Video Brinquedo Logo

  • @Takimeko
    @Takimeko 5 лет назад +26

    Burton's voice sounds like some generic anime character.

    • @Alliekatmeowmeow
      @Alliekatmeowmeow 5 лет назад +5

      im gonna kick myself for saying this but his laugh sounds like Vash the Stampede

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 лет назад +4

      @@Alliekatmeowmeow Honestly all I keep hearing is Hikoro Oikawa from DearS.

    • @Alliekatmeowmeow
      @Alliekatmeowmeow 5 лет назад +2

      @@Takimeko in the sub or dub? it's been a while since i saw that show

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 лет назад +2

      @@Alliekatmeowmeow Dub.

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 4 года назад

      Takimeko and his Random Channal
      The Christmas Light is my favorite anime

  • @Mr.Harland91
    @Mr.Harland91 2 года назад +8

    That little girl murdered the snowman ⛄ he's full of hot air when he says wants to destroy her than Santa basically admitting he wanted to murder Burton.

  • @SlayerTank99
    @SlayerTank99 3 года назад +33

    6:22 “He’s gone, Burton’s gone. Poor Burton.”
    Just how, JUST HOW did no one in the recording studio ever say: “How about we do another take and this time, let’s make it sound like you literally just saw your coworker DIE right in front of you.”

  • @Skyscraper69
    @Skyscraper69 2 года назад +8

    As soon as the snowman started melting, my mom thought he was turning into a woman

  • @ghoulbeanzz312
    @ghoulbeanzz312 4 года назад +7

    Last comment of the decade on this masterpiece.
    EDIT: had this playing while the decade ended .

  • @themanwithaplan_
    @themanwithaplan_ 2 года назад +7

    is it me or does this give off vaporware vibes

  • @Julia-is6hh
    @Julia-is6hh 5 лет назад +38

    Who came here because of Saberspark?

  • @skyrissmirrorheroysha9201
    @skyrissmirrorheroysha9201 5 лет назад +35

    I think if someone were able to assemble a team of animators, better voice actors, change the script a little bit, and add in some better instrumental, maybe they could make this a bit better. Not Disney good, but better than it was.

    • @Behon
      @Behon 5 лет назад +21

      Skyriss Mirror Heroysha So if they changed everything about it, basically.

    • @scrub9946
      @scrub9946 2 года назад +10

      “if you made the movie better it would be a better movie”

  • @vivimariefedorov7374
    @vivimariefedorov7374 5 лет назад +10

    Burton, you were better off as an evil snowman! ⛄🔪

  • @Yuginami
    @Yuginami Год назад +7

    I actually remember watching this in elementary school

  • @ToaAxiomMan
    @ToaAxiomMan 10 месяцев назад +3

    Lessons I've learnt are
    Santa runs a prison complex with a Washington Monument replica
    Santa's barely taller then the elves
    Fight evil snowmen by literally melting them with the power of song

  • @pennygale5587
    @pennygale5587 6 лет назад +60

    i found a vhs of the sequel "the christmas brigade" on amazon which costs $3. if you ever buy it, will you ever upload it please? i want to see the continuation of the story of the christmas light and its brigade!

    • @pennygale5587
      @pennygale5587 6 лет назад +1

      will you ever do a video on the sequel if you ever buy the vhs? do you still have your vhs player?

    • @secretagentflan
      @secretagentflan  6 лет назад +20

      Hi Penny, sorry for the late reply, but I did end up buying the VHS. I had no idea there was a sequel. I've digitized it and the video will be published on this channel December 25th. Thanks for the heads up!

    • @candicejones358
      @candicejones358 6 лет назад +1

      You're welcome!

    • @secretagentflan
      @secretagentflan  5 лет назад +7

      Here's the Christmas Brigade btw: ruclips.net/video/CXG5tB9OTKE/видео.html

  • @johnvinals7423
    @johnvinals7423 2 года назад +5

    Rapsittie Street Kids: Papier MAche robots
    The Christmas Light: Womble Dolls

  • @WileyCylas
    @WileyCylas 4 года назад +8

    This looks like a fun old charmingly crappy antique pc game......wait a minute...... it’s not....?? Oh boy

  • @LostNapoleon
    @LostNapoleon 6 лет назад +43

    You know, we're never gonna beat Johnson Family Christmas Dinner, nobody can

    • @gspendlove
      @gspendlove 4 года назад +3

      Burton is the key to all this....if we can get Burton working. He's a stupider character than we've ever had.

  • @indecision6326
    @indecision6326 Год назад +3

    The snowman looks like he's made of solid ice.

  • @joemama-qb1gu
    @joemama-qb1gu 5 лет назад +7

    WTF did we do to get on the naughty list?

  • @BigNick
    @BigNick 2 года назад +8

    Why does Santa live in the Washington Monument

  • @alexutzusan
    @alexutzusan 6 лет назад +16

    I'm watching this high... Wish me luck

  • @DoreenManning
    @DoreenManning 6 лет назад +67

    Ger ready for a rash of hackfrauds commenting on this video...

  • @yetidynamics
    @yetidynamics 5 лет назад +6

    It's horrible. i love it

  • @solarisuna8250
    @solarisuna8250 4 года назад +13

    5:37 i have no words

  • @MiXVoy
    @MiXVoy 5 лет назад +13

    Phelous brought us here

  • @SuperCosmicMutantSquid
    @SuperCosmicMutantSquid Год назад +5

    6:14
    Just start the movie here. Just start it here and ask no questions.

  • @Stuart_Dooley
    @Stuart_Dooley 2 года назад +5

    I don’t care how shit it is, there’s something so magical about 90’s/2000’s Christmas specials no matter the quality

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад

      That's like saying eating a poisoned burger is fine because the specific time it came from brings nostalgia.

    • @Stuart_Dooley
      @Stuart_Dooley 5 месяцев назад

      @@thientuongnguyen2564 - that is no where near what I said

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад

      @@Stuart_Dooley Have you seen that horrid "Rudy Red Nose" dubbed by the Dutch?

  • @asterzerodog8971
    @asterzerodog8971 2 года назад +5

    I been watching this and the sequel every Christmas ever since certain youtubers talked about them lol

  • @zigongosaurus5274
    @zigongosaurus5274 4 месяца назад +2

    AINT NO WAY 🗣🗣🔥🔥
    THERE AINT NO WAY 🗣🗣‼️‼️🔊
    THERE AINT NO WAY NO MATTER WHAT YOU SAY 🔥🔥😤😤😤

  • @CarterShaw
    @CarterShaw 2 года назад +6

    9:46 goes hard

  • @goryparodiesproductions6561
    @goryparodiesproductions6561 6 лет назад +7

    The full length sequel has been uploaded online. Enjoy :) ruclips.net/video/6xhUWu7A7Ro/видео.html

    • @sailoritaly
      @sailoritaly 5 лет назад +1

      Goryparodies Productions HOW DO PEOPLE FIND THIS?!

  • @Deform-2024
    @Deform-2024 5 лет назад +9

    Am I the only one who likes the snowman's theme song?

  • @gregjayonnaise8314
    @gregjayonnaise8314 4 года назад +12

    Burton is the best character

  • @sporkwarrior9950
    @sporkwarrior9950 9 месяцев назад +1

    This whole movie feels like waking up at 2 AM when everyone else is still asleep

  • @totofer7748
    @totofer7748 3 года назад +9

    I kinda want to do a voice Like the Snowman's Voice in Audacity,

  • @MadameSomnambule
    @MadameSomnambule 11 месяцев назад +1

    The cg reminds me of something out of a budget game or tycoon game from the 90s, like the civilian models in Pizza Syndicate or the prerendered characters from Theme Hospital.

  • @nicostud916
    @nicostud916 5 лет назад +6

    This ROM hack of Star Fox 64 is weird...

  • @aeroblu2002
    @aeroblu2002 6 лет назад +31

    1:04 what is that instrument? It's the most beautiful sound I've ever heard. It kisses me with nostalgia.

    • @mackenzieperrault7382
      @mackenzieperrault7382 6 лет назад +4

      Chimes?

    • @aeroblu2002
      @aeroblu2002 6 лет назад +3

      @@mackenzieperrault7382 do you know what type of chimes? I keep hearing they're keyboard chimes, but I can't find any information on which type of keyboard chimes they are.

    • @mackenzieperrault7382
      @mackenzieperrault7382 6 лет назад +3

      @@aeroblu2002 wind chimes probably

    • @aeroblu2002
      @aeroblu2002 6 лет назад +1

      @@mackenzieperrault7382 doesn't seem to sound like them.

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 6 лет назад +9

      i'd guess it's some old digital soundeffect.
      I think they used them or something similar in some tracks of the Home Alone soundtrack, and maybe a handful of other christmas specials from the '90s

  • @JovialEclipse
    @JovialEclipse Год назад +4

    It may not be that great but for early CG its cute

  • @potatofox9370
    @potatofox9370 5 лет назад +8

    I come here from saber

  • @popper7633
    @popper7633 2 года назад +6

    6:18 dark enchantress cookie's backstory in a nutshell

  • @dubuyajay9964
    @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +9

    Get ready for Phelous fans to show up. 😋

  • @Nefabularious
    @Nefabularious 2 года назад +6

    It's not even that bad... compared to the sequel. This is boring, but The Christmas Brigade is just rancid. Still love it though lol

  • @elirosen1391
    @elirosen1391 2 месяца назад

    I watched the whole thing last night. It was such a mind bender, I dreamed it was snowing!

  • @RenoLion777
    @RenoLion777 10 месяцев назад +1

    Bowling allies at Christmas time

  • @RenoLion777
    @RenoLion777 10 месяцев назад +1

    I watched this for the first time last night. 11:52 made me loose it 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was NOOOTTTT ready for stalker santa

  • @johnburrelljr5490
    @johnburrelljr5490 4 года назад +3

    I love that snowman

  • @pepper-deer
    @pepper-deer 2 года назад +3

    It still looks better than cyberpunk 2077

    • @pepper-deer
      @pepper-deer Год назад +1

      Im back for another year of this movie 2022, must say this joke is just as dated as this movie

  • @NeonProwl
    @NeonProwl 6 месяцев назад +1

    People will say that this isnt a very good film it doesnt have a good story, acting and has flat visuals...but this was from 1995, and cgi was still pretty early, sure not that early but still early in a sense. Like an old 3d pc game. In fact as Im watching this I sorta enjoy this

    • @thientuongnguyen2564
      @thientuongnguyen2564 5 месяцев назад +1

      Then it got worse when the "sequel" had even LESS animation, non-coherent plot and silly retcons. Consistency? WHAT IS CONSISTENCY?

    • @Takimeko
      @Takimeko 5 месяцев назад

      Imo the character designs would look fine if literally everything else wasn't so dingy and if the animation was more expressive.

  • @kelseysanders8164
    @kelseysanders8164 5 лет назад +16

    Ugh... For a Christmas special, this was way too boring... I came here because of Saberspark, btw. Homer3 and Toy Story came out the same exact year, and the animation in both of those looks so much better than this.

  • @animegarbage8807
    @animegarbage8807 5 лет назад +5

    who else is here from saberspark?

  • @totofer7748
    @totofer7748 3 года назад +5

    By the way, I watched this movie, and for me, it's actually quite decent...

  • @nate567987
    @nate567987 3 года назад +4

    don't wory about that I have a new seld that line killed me

  • @SpeedyEric1
    @SpeedyEric1 Год назад +6

    0:05- This was obviously very expensive to produce, as it was recorded in EP mode, which gives you the lowest quality, but most time per VHS tape, and Simitar Entertainment needed all the time they could get. After all, this movie's a whopping 23 minutes.
    1:00- If I want a true Dan Haggerty Christmas classic, I'll throw on "Elves."
    1:31- "Barren lands" is a theme of the movie, BTW. Everywhere looks extremely barren, because more 3D models equals more money. Real cute with the red and green searchlights, guys. Why does Santa need those anyway?...Oh, wait. I see. It's because Santa is clearly the warden of a maximum-security penitentiary in this movie. That would explain why even though he has a huge complex, we only see a couple of rooms besides his office. He's probably got a bunch of elves behind bars in the rest of it.
    2:13- (As narrator) Santa is veeerrry drunk off his ass.
    3:09- (As Santa) Isaac, you idiot! I told you to make toy that the children of this decade would want!
    3:15- You're only starting to use automatic machinery NOW? No wonder you're behind on toy production, Jolly Old St. Prick.
    3:28- (As Santa) Well, if it's decorations to spruce up this drab prison of mine, he can go to hell.
    3:47- This really sounds like everyone else's problem than Burton's.
    4:04- (As Burton) A pop guard for a mic! Just wish I had it a little sooner!
    4:16- Well, he's not wrong.
    4:23- Yeah, look at them all, running around. Totally not locked up serving their time at all.
    4:31- Hmm...This pitch to your boss might go a little better if you don't declare you're better than him, Burton.
    4:50- (As narrator) He realizes that all Burton has done is make the same stupid toy as Isaac.
    4:59- Eh, well, kids like explosions. Seems like a good enough toy.
    5:42- ...What is going on?
    5:52- Wait, is this supposed to be a song?! It's kinda bad when it takes you a while to realize that he's supposed to be singing.
    6:02- There's barely any backing track for this "song," either. It just sounds like the same drab tone that was playing beforehand. But I suppose it does complement the sad untextured colorless nightmare of a room that this is taking place it.
    6:19- Who produced this song? Soundwave from Transformers?
    6:20- Finally.
    6:26- Gee, don't try to sound so sincere about that, Isaac.
    6:29- Wow, they've got some real nightmare machines over at Santa's workshop.
    6:35- *FATALITY!*
    6:54- (As the B-1000: Liquid Metal Snowman) Is this seriously the voice we're going with for this? And what tone are we going for here? Nothing? Like...no dramatic feel to this in the slightest? I just turned into a snowman! COME ON!
    7:08- You know what might help a LITTLE, Christmas Light? Changing the camera angle every one in a while!
    7:14- Uh, you wanna try explaining your evil snowman plan again, but good?
    7:22- Once he's across the border, Santa can't prosecute.
    7:29- Oh, I thought we could.
    7:54- Yeah, I've never heard of anyone dreaming of a White Christmas in the entire history of that holiday.
    8:00- (As narrator) Now you might think that sounded a little clunky, but go blow yourselves.
    8:05- Well, I'm glad they found a robotic voice to match the robotic movements.
    8:18- Just take out word for it. We aren't gonna show you anything but a flash of light from the window.
    8:23- (As Jeffrey) Scared that I'm trapped in a horrible textureless void nightmare from which I'll never awaken.
    8:34- Too bad we couldn't find one of these Christmas Lights to brighten up this dark garbage of a scene.
    8:51- Yeah, I'm just gonna go ahead and stop you right there. But hey, at least your song actually sounded like...a song.
    9:49- (As narrator) Because he's a horribly uncreative fellow. Kinda blows that he's involved with toy production, doesn't it?
    9:55- And it's easier to animate than stupid reindeer, so Santa took them out back and retired them.
    10:17- And he's just a ball with an ass rocket. Also much easier to model and animate.
    10:47- (As Santa) I didn't realize the first part of my line was supposed to be sarcastic, so I said it genuinely. No need for another take.
    10:59- (As Santa) Oh, wait. There's no light at the end of this tunnel, is there? Kinda ironic, is it not? Let's die.
    11:24- (As Santa) That's where Baby Jesus is about to be born. We've just gotta stop it, and then this holiday will be all mine!
    11:53- (As Isaac via communicator) Santa, did you make it? You wouldn't believe how many elves I mangled trying to get the lens flare transporter working on this thing.
    11:57- (As Jennifer) Oh, there's a deranged old man in my house. Truly a Christmas miracle.
    12:03- Ooohhh, saucy.
    12:07- Santa is...many women's dream come true.
    12:15- Use your words, Santa.
    12:17- Oh, that awkward not talking was because they were a little slow with Dan Haggerty's "let's speed this exposition crap up" narration.
    12:30- So because this house was illuminated slightly, Santa is putting it on a random little girl to stop a disgruntled ex-employee turned evil magic snowman. There's faith, and then there's living in a delusional dream world, Santa....But I guess those things work when that's where you live.
    12:35- (Santa then starts singing "Baby, It's Cold Outside) INAPPROPRIATE. Santa, you're banned!
    12:42- (As narrator) And they are back in Kansas or something.
    13:15- Well, that was convenient...A little TOO convenient. I propose that Isaac is in fact in league with the Snowman!
    13:44- 😐...He's a floating head in the sky now? WHAT?!
    13:56- Whoa, don't try to make a giant snowman head that turned into a sawblade trying to cut the protagonists into pieces sound TOO exciting there, movie!
    14:51- Haha! You gotta love that Isaac, Santa's bloodthirsty #1 guy.
    14:55- (As Isaac) Look, you didn't know Burton. He was kind of annoying. He deserves death!
    15:01- So, is this the actual reason Santa had to kidnap this little girl? To be his moral compass, otherwise he'd quite literally fire his bad employees?
    15:25- (As Santa) Well, when you're right, you're right, Isaac. Listening to Jennifer was a huge mistake.
    16:09- "Spotted his cave"? When? When they were falling from the sky after talking to the hand? I didn't see the head hand fly into a cave.
    16:14- Yeah, I see with a crew of three how they could easily miss her.
    17:27- You know, for a snowman, you blow a lot of hot air.
    17:56- (As the Snowman) 🎶There ain't no way...that this echoing cracked voice sounds good in song.🎶
    19:02- (As Jennifer) I'll give CPR to the puddle! LIVE, DAMN YOU!
    19:09- IDK, this seems more like a Christmas nightmare to me.
    19:15- Just the kind of shoddy craftsmanship I'd expect from this lot. That garbage evil snowman machine is good for nothing. It is good to know though, if you turn a person into living snow and then melt them, they'll just reform normally. You'd think melting all their organs and stuff might have some more of an adverse effect.
    19:25- (As Burton) Not killing you guys when I had the chance!
    19:32- No, they still made fun of you behind your back. Just because they decided to stop you from destroying Santa's money-making holiday doesn't really equate to friendship.
    19:35- (As Santa) Hiring you was mine.
    19:38- Wait. So, Santa really would have murdered Burton if Jennifer wasn't there to say, "Hey, try...NOT killing him, Santa!"?
    19:48- (As Santa) And maybe, even one day, I can say those words with even the slightest bit on conviction.
    20:18- Hmm, yeah, sure. That doesn't sound at all like a flimsy excuse to not have to pay for your crimes.
    20:25- (As Isaac) Whoa, whoa, whoa! I'm not giving up MY evil money-making ways!
    20:38- Sounds like a great idea for a sequel!...Yeah.
    21:06- Oh, is THAT why we celebrate Christmas? I thought there were a few OTHER reasons people did, but sure, we all celebrate Christmas, because the day a snowman melted and then turned back into a real boy.
    21:09- 🎶This little light of mine, I'm gonna snuff it out!🎶

  • @ironpeachgirl5766
    @ironpeachgirl5766 5 лет назад +6

    FRom this dAy on I am no lONger Burton lemon I am forever more SNOWman. you Will rule the day. You had your way with me

  • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
    @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 6 лет назад +9

    Huh. This is a rather interesting short film, even with how primitive it is.
    I've been playing around with the idea of writing a remake of this movie. Do you guys wanna hear my ideas?

    • @diepssuarez2676
      @diepssuarez2676 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah. You cant really blame it for it's animation, 1995 was a relatively new computer animation era, Pixar's toy story came after this!

    • @Deform-2024
      @Deform-2024 5 лет назад +5

      Sure, it would be interesting to see the snowman with updated animation.

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 5 лет назад +8

      @@Deform-2024
      Not just updated animation, but an updated story, writing, and characters!
      First of all, I would change the dynamic between Burton and Santa. Instead of just saying that the other elves don't like him and him just being kind of a jerk, I would have it so that he just _thinks_ Santa and the other elves don't like him, and, as a result, he's an antisocial shut-in. In reality, Santa does like him, but he is rather off-put by his strange ideas.
      Second, the toy machine and why Santa doesn't want to use it. Instead of it just being a toy-making device with a bug that causes the toys it creates to explode for no discernible reason, I would have it so that it's actually a very dangerous toy-making device that runs on dark magic, and that unstable dark magic is what causes the toys to explode (much more violently, I might add).
      Third, the Snowman. Instead of him being an actually snowman with a jagged mouth, an echoing voice, and unexplained powers that kinda come out of nowhere, I would make him a malevolent, ghastly phantom made of snow and freezing arctic wind with a jagged mouth that would look much better on him like this, a deep, booming voice, and powers that make much more sense coming from a vengeful ghost than from a snowman.
      And those are just three of my ideas. I have quite a few more.

  • @MissBarker93
    @MissBarker93 5 лет назад +3

    Phelous sent me here.

  • @bluecoin3771
    @bluecoin3771 Год назад +4

    Why does the dialogue load slower than Silent Hill 1?

  • @annieapple8974
    @annieapple8974 5 лет назад +7

    I mean you have to remember that this was made back in 1995 so I’m sure it was best they could do?

    • @crixxxxxxxxx
      @crixxxxxxxxx 5 лет назад +5

      That might excuse the technology. But the story is bizarre and terrible as well.

  • @golddustwoman4993
    @golddustwoman4993 5 лет назад +3

    you know a lot of time and work went into this

  • @Starry-eyed_Samantha
    @Starry-eyed_Samantha 5 лет назад +5

    ....points for trying.

  • @TheSolarFalcon
    @TheSolarFalcon 5 лет назад +5

    Thanks for the upload! I had a copy of this when I was a kid and watched it all the time! I'm surprised everyone seems to be missing all the religious undertones.

  • @zaandarbrow
    @zaandarbrow 4 года назад +6

    No Burton its to dangerous
    But WHYYYYYYYY

  • @Chimerism101
    @Chimerism101 5 лет назад +7

    I think that were this remade with a little better writing and more competence, this could be as good as the Garfield Christmas Special, if not Charlie Brown...