Game Theory: The Murky History of Minecraft's Underwater Gods

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  • Опубликовано: 22 янв 2025

Комментарии • 22 тыс.

  • @karamitchell4319
    @karamitchell4319 5 лет назад +7288

    Matpat: "the ocean monument is a sacred place!"
    People who make guardian farms after destroying the whole monument: uhhh...

    • @willyeeton4390
      @willyeeton4390 5 лет назад +622

      I see no God up here
      *OTHER THAN ME*

    • @kzizzles8329
      @kzizzles8329 5 лет назад +56

      @@willyeeton4390 Solipsism!

    • @phyrath5
      @phyrath5 5 лет назад +131

      I've never totally demolished an Ocean Monument before. Now I'm a bit more motivated to make a guardian farm...
      Might back the zygerrat (no idea how to spell that) for a base though.

    • @rtyoung1999
      @rtyoung1999 5 лет назад +40

      *SSundee has left the chat*

    • @zasharan2
      @zasharan2 5 лет назад +5

      Oh hello Kara Mitchell

  • @thatannoyingperson5324
    @thatannoyingperson5324 4 года назад +2066

    "The majestic squid"
    Shows squid trying to swim through sand.

    • @k_kslemondrops1913
      @k_kslemondrops1913 4 года назад +16

      Hahahahahahahaha

    • @oozer3827
      @oozer3827 4 года назад +59

      "There are no mistakes" - Master Oogway

    • @mistysharks
      @mistysharks 4 года назад +7

      Uzair Syed-Muhammad yep it’s true

    • @wayne479
      @wayne479 4 года назад +7

      they make themselves die

    • @thomascook7146
      @thomascook7146 4 года назад +7

      Uzair Syed-Muhammad “...just happy accidents” - Bob Ross

  • @frost4182
    @frost4182 5 лет назад +2272

    Me: So you’re telling me that guardians are sentient blocks
    Also me: see’s every other mob in Minecraft

    • @thefutji7757
      @thefutji7757 5 лет назад +47

      Nah homie. It kills squids. Skydoesminecraft made him

    • @internetduck1520
      @internetduck1520 5 лет назад +1

      See is

    • @iveharzing
      @iveharzing 5 лет назад +16

      The other mobs are just shaped with cubes and beams, not literal blocks.
      Except for the Shulkers though...

    • @creative8d14
      @creative8d14 5 лет назад

      ITS MADE OFF POOP

    • @frost4182
      @frost4182 5 лет назад +1

      Robert HUI [6G] or another creation of the builders

  • @steamjaw3664
    @steamjaw3664 Год назад +997

    The fact that matpat manage to connect the biggest religion in the world to a blocky sand box video games is just mind boggling

    • @lovelylovelylobster
      @lovelylovelylobster Год назад +5

      FR

    • @random_bullet
      @random_bullet Год назад +25

      Bro Islam isn't the second it is the first with over 1.1B Muslims

    • @steamjaw3664
      @steamjaw3664 Год назад +8

      @@random_bullet oh my bad, lemme fix it

    • @lovelylovelylobster
      @lovelylovelylobster Год назад +71

      @@random_bullet 2.2B Christians so yeah, it’s the 2nd religion.

    • @random_bullet
      @random_bullet Год назад +10

      @@lovelylovelylobster yeah but Islam is the right religion tho

  • @commando_barrage501
    @commando_barrage501 3 года назад +3094

    Game: Makes a small detail
    MatPat: Oh yeah, it’s all coming together

    • @c_n_v158
      @c_n_v158 2 года назад +14

      Does that mean I’m cursed, 13 is my lucky number

    • @iMegumii
      @iMegumii 2 года назад +5

      @@c_n_v158 yes

    • @matthewwriter9539
      @matthewwriter9539 Год назад

      @@c_n_v158 Nope. We all make our own luck.

    • @Barrel550
      @Barrel550 Год назад +3

      Game: has a glitch where you can walk through walls
      Matpat: So our character in IS A GHOST!!

    • @victorkondratiuk8151
      @victorkondratiuk8151 Год назад

      ​@@matthewwriter9539reference to ac rogue

  • @lolglolblol
    @lolglolblol 5 лет назад +1783

    "The illustrations of the guardian's insides do not look organic"
    *ignores the tnt block inside the creeper*

    • @thaias9654
      @thaias9654 5 лет назад +73

      And Redstone (from the brain around the heart, and onto the tnt)

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 5 лет назад +13

      The Xenomorphian and the drawings of the creeper that Mat showed.

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 5 лет назад +20

      It looks similar however I don’t think they are the same thing. The square at the center is larger than the part that produces laser and you can only get command block in Creative.
      You could argue that they could have changed to Creative mode, but then if they could, they wouldn’t be wiped out.

    • @raismin739
      @raismin739 5 лет назад +19

      @@foxgaming76yt24 you can't get in creative.. you need to use the give command, so you need to be a god to use a command block. wait a moment.... god??

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 5 лет назад +3

      Emanuele Atza yeah I said you can’t get into Creative.

  • @bugsnachs
    @bugsnachs 5 лет назад +2780

    hey, did you ever think about Steve himself? Whenever you first spawn into the world as a player you're automatically spawn as an adult. So what happened before you spawned? did these so Minecraft God's put you there or was there something else that put you there may be something knocked Steve out? Or Steve's memory was wiped?

    • @t1t4n66
      @t1t4n66 5 лет назад +165

      Thunder ismycat the potential backstory to this is huge

    • @heavenwrd
      @heavenwrd 5 лет назад +187

      I think Steve is like prophet adam
      He was kicked out of heaven and was put on Earth so Steve was kicked by the Minecraft gods and was forced to survive on earth

    • @BrickSlash
      @BrickSlash 5 лет назад +89

      Like the maze runner...
      Omg Steve is secretly Thomas!
      Why do I feel like no one will know what I’m talking about

    • @elonmusk3586
      @elonmusk3586 5 лет назад +18

      Cosmic Wizard 360 I WAS THINKING THE EXACT SAME THINGGG NO LIE

    • @riadyoussoufi4281
      @riadyoussoufi4281 5 лет назад +45

      Yep it is very interresting... I noticed that on the bedrock edition Minecraft, you can customize your own skin with 4 sizes that may correspond to the 4 stages of life wich are 1: Kid; 2: Teen; 3: Near to be an adult and 4: Adult

  • @thomash8408
    @thomash8408 2 года назад +292

    I read a theory that Steve and Alex were Builder Demi gods, and that’s why they can’t die and why they’re capable of breaking anything but the very crust of the earth, and why they can kill monsters other civilizations were destroyed by.

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад

      but they can die

    • @gin5780
      @gin5780 Год назад +11

      @@anguslazythey meant the fact that they don’t stay dead. Death isn’t permanent for them since they’re able to respawn

    • @anguslazy
      @anguslazy Год назад +1

      @@gin5780 what about on hardcore difficulty

    • @weeder3154
      @weeder3154 Год назад

      ​@@anguslazy and the fact they can create worlds

    • @Conorator
      @Conorator Год назад +7

      @@anguslazy Demigods can die, they just have much longer lifespans than normal humans.

  • @natelublin5356
    @natelublin5356 5 лет назад +16646

    What’s funny is that matpat uses almost everything he learned in school

  • @notkorean1224
    @notkorean1224 5 лет назад +805

    Imagine Jeb coming into the comments and saying it’s just a coincidence

    • @cassi1564
      @cassi1564 5 лет назад +29

      Too many coincidences in this game. It must mean something.

    • @SuperMaleVitality
      @SuperMaleVitality 5 лет назад +19

      Imagine Jeb Bush looming over you as you read this comment, only to ask you to please clap as you turn around to notice him sweating profusely and trembling.

    • @mepty_
      @mepty_ 5 лет назад +1

      f

    • @199ks9
      @199ks9 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @flipsideroot
      @flipsideroot 5 лет назад +5

      Even if its unintentional, its game THEORY man. You could theorize even if thats not the intended meaning.

  • @caterace7894
    @caterace7894 5 лет назад +872

    Also the fact that when a guardian hits you, you get a debuff which prevents you from mining. Most players will find this as a slight nuisance in their quest to get to the gold. But what if it was actually the guardians mechanism to stop you disturbing whoever they are worshipping, if that was perceived to be the house of their ‘God’ it would make sense to do everything you could to protect it? I mean it doesn’t seem to have much affect on the player so it wouldn’t be for attacking prey or defending itself. Unless they are there for the sole purpose of protecting ‘Gods house’

    • @thegrayowl1557
      @thegrayowl1557 5 лет назад +18

      And making it impossible for me to live peacefully on my island right next to it...

    • @mtg_4606
      @mtg_4606 5 лет назад +11

      Um hey it could also be used as a method of protecting the gold that is there even the cube

    • @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa86441
      @aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa86441 5 лет назад +4

      or a way of protecting it from the wither, possibly

    • @alfabettical
      @alfabettical 5 лет назад +6

      The elder guardian one job unlike the normal guardiang is to protect the temple but the elder one job is to protect the treasure it is believed that elder guardian uses aura effect

    • @nukelertoonz8418
      @nukelertoonz8418 4 года назад +3

      No its when you get near it

  • @dafilmqueen556
    @dafilmqueen556 Год назад +106

    I love it when he says "THE REBORN SOULS OF THE DEAD WAITING TO DRAG YOU TO YOUR WATERY GRAAAAVE". At this point you can tell his insanity is on full display..

  • @whiteskull3208
    @whiteskull3208 5 лет назад +2628

    Matpat : "23 is an even bigger deal."
    Me : "No it's odd."

    • @Thebeginner-qf8co
      @Thebeginner-qf8co 5 лет назад +37

      You're not wrong...

    • @Slepepe
      @Slepepe 5 лет назад +16

      an EVEN bigger deal 8D just had to emphasize that for those who missed it

    • @pooppooper9033
      @pooppooper9033 5 лет назад +6

      ruclips.net/video/vCTz-0PXsmQ/видео.html

    • @BatDevil8016
      @BatDevil8016 5 лет назад +5

      Ok I see you

    • @vanessang7210
      @vanessang7210 5 лет назад +3

      XD

  • @adam3463
    @adam3463 5 лет назад +2670

    “Defenestration”
    noun- the act of throwing someone out of a window.

  • @senseikitsune-sama4598
    @senseikitsune-sama4598 5 лет назад +2348

    "Defenestration"
    :verb: the action of throwing someone out of a window

    • @Zaxlz
      @Zaxlz 5 лет назад +80

      Thank you for this definition.

    • @SPRWinchester
      @SPRWinchester 5 лет назад +52

      This public service announcement brought to you by the Ender Stryker

    • @senseikitsune-sama4598
      @senseikitsune-sama4598 5 лет назад +16

      @@Zaxlz you are welcome

    • @an-animal-lover
      @an-animal-lover 5 лет назад +6

      Thank you

    • @isabelled.4799
      @isabelled.4799 5 лет назад +15

      Also known as the best use of the "Command" Spell in DnD 5e

  • @Livi-chan435-xq6vy
    @Livi-chan435-xq6vy Год назад +44

    FUN FACT: Rabbits in Minecraft know your there even if your invisible for some reason

  • @10ksubschallengewithnovide74
    @10ksubschallengewithnovide74 4 года назад +306

    imagine the creators of mojang watching his theories and saying.... "Never thought about that"

  • @mrleinad6286
    @mrleinad6286 3 года назад +5861

    Jeb just making a cool structure with coincidentally 23 pillars:

  • @viltekuliesiute7514
    @viltekuliesiute7514 5 лет назад +4002

    "23 is very important to humans"
    Me, born on the 23 day: ahhh yes, my time has come

    • @eviemabry4141
      @eviemabry4141 5 лет назад +52

      23rd of February oh yeah

    • @redjumper3134
      @redjumper3134 5 лет назад +13

      *click* noice

    • @katipunan4212
      @katipunan4212 5 лет назад +64

      My parents told me I was born on 11PM (23:00)
      *My time has come*

    • @m0ulayman258
      @m0ulayman258 5 лет назад +13

      I was born the 25 january so close man

    • @tookaplays3234
      @tookaplays3234 5 лет назад +21

      @@m0ulayman258 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  • @mushroomelf6551
    @mushroomelf6551 2 года назад +17

    The majestic squid,
    The playful dolphin,
    *THE REBORN SOULS OF THE DEAD WAITING TO DRAG YOU TO YOUR*
    *WAAAAAATEEERRRRYY GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE*

  • @stargazer1998
    @stargazer1998 4 года назад +492

    Y’know, I always thought guardians looked like prismarine because of camouflage, and they dropped it because they’re dumb and accidentally eat it along with their food. I guess I was wrong, because MatPat’s theory makes much more sense

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +18

      And that the prismarine crystals powered its laser

    • @stinkybozo6453
      @stinkybozo6453 4 года назад +13

      "They're dumb and accidentally eat it along with g.j I'd efood;:
      I'm sorry for typos in faugingto hard

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +6

      Stinky Bozo it’s okay

    • @icaruszaragoza1109
      @icaruszaragoza1109 4 года назад +3

      That makes way more sense

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +5

      Abigail Zaragoza I was thinking along the lines of real-world sort of logic, instead of game lore

  • @claybomber
    @claybomber 5 лет назад +302

    Game Theory: Makes a video about the sea
    Game Theory Editor: *Spamming bubble transitions*

  • @madhattergamer3567
    @madhattergamer3567 4 года назад +887

    The guardians when they see me: "We gotta stop him from stealing the treasure in the temple!"
    Me: "I'ma steal the whole temple."

    • @connorelliott778
      @connorelliott778 4 года назад +17

      I'ma steal the whole oceam

    • @Alex-mp8dp
      @Alex-mp8dp 4 года назад +3

      the guardians: well i mean-

    • @VibeyViberson
      @VibeyViberson 4 года назад +10

      You: *I think I'm bouta STEAL*

    • @CinaGD
      @CinaGD 4 года назад +3

      @Ulysses Fontaine I found a desert temple
      Got it's loot
      Made that place my second house so if I got stuck out of the village nearby I would have a shelter

    • @teacup6846
      @teacup6846 4 года назад +1

      guardians included?

  • @QE22008
    @QE22008 Год назад +22

    14:10 I'm now convinced that this gold core is related to the well of fate from Minecraft Legends

    • @sussus-ut7gn
      @sussus-ut7gn Год назад +2

      I think that 23 was a hint to the release date of minecraft legends (2023)

  • @lefthandclutch8572
    @lefthandclutch8572 4 года назад +321

    I have mobs at my door every night that call themselves the "IRS"

    • @Omar-uk1dq
      @Omar-uk1dq 4 года назад +18

      This comment is gold

    • @elcamaroneable
      @elcamaroneable 4 года назад +22

      Turn your game on and off, you get a break from them for a few hours.

    • @stargazer1998
      @stargazer1998 4 года назад +1

      You cannot sleep, there are monsters nearby

  • @danizer
    @danizer 5 лет назад +238

    There’s a 1 in a million chance to generate a world that has a pre-lit End Portal as I think that might connect to your previous theories.

    • @skinnyraptor1982
      @skinnyraptor1982 5 лет назад +13

      its not 1 in a million its 1 in a trillion because theres a 10% chance for each individual frame. there are 12 frames, adding up to I think 10 to the power of 12 (take this with a grain of salt)

    • @skinnyraptor1982
      @skinnyraptor1982 5 лет назад +4

      wait I just tested it, yes, it is 10 to the power of 12

  • @roach5768
    @roach5768 5 лет назад +578

    More proof that the guardians are mechanical: in the picture about the elder guardian, the inside of it was a command block

    • @earlsun
      @earlsun 5 лет назад +10

      Admiral Cream Puff I thought this too!

    • @user-ft2kj8nd3n
      @user-ft2kj8nd3n Год назад +1

      AdAcHi!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!???????

  • @splaty2231
    @splaty2231 Год назад +19

    Theory: the guardians orange protrusions are made of copper, which is why the elder guardians variants are blue, because they oxidized. Why did they oxidize in water? Because the elder guardians weren’t MEANT for the water. The ocean monument wasn’t underwater originally yes. The elder guardians were the original protectors, since yknow they weren’t as needed because the ancient humans could also assist. But as the ocean slowly flooded the temples, newer, yet less weaker guardians. We’re made and taken to the monuments in large numbers. all the guardians, including the elder ones were given tails and underwater enhancements to aid in the protection of the holy monument, thus the newer guardians never oxidized, since they were always underwater.

  • @nazansadaf4499
    @nazansadaf4499 5 лет назад +369

    6:14 " *If you drop a cow it'll drop cow flesh* " -Matpat 2019

  • @abhradipniyogi
    @abhradipniyogi 4 года назад +3361

    Some random guy: humans have 2 legs
    Mattpat: hmm... oddly specific

  • @Ali_just_ali
    @Ali_just_ali 5 лет назад +577

    MatPat: "The monuments are for the gods!"
    Notch: Write that down, write that down!

    • @Nobody-zd2cl
      @Nobody-zd2cl 5 лет назад +15

      It would be Jeb because notch doesn’t have much of a say with Minecraft anymore unfortunately

    • @raidthegoose7241
      @raidthegoose7241 5 лет назад +8

      @@areyouokay9411 ok boomer

    • @Firstnamelastname-iw8rp
      @Firstnamelastname-iw8rp 5 лет назад +8

      @@areyouokay9411 Ok boomer

    • @bleach5422
      @bleach5422 5 лет назад +6

      AreYouOkay? ok boomer

    • @SpectreMkTwo
      @SpectreMkTwo 5 лет назад +4

      @@areyouokay9411 boomer

  • @thesweatychild
    @thesweatychild 2 года назад +14

    I just realized something: When you kill an evoker, they don't pop the totem, but when you kill it it drops it, so maybe the reason the illagers do raids is for souls that in turn are used for totems that would give them immortality.
    like this so matpat can see

  • @beckyfromhr588
    @beckyfromhr588 5 лет назад +707

    God: I like this player. It played well.
    Also player: *destroys god’s “home”*

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 5 лет назад +13

      Meh, it's under water. Any furniture is long-since looted or rotted, and any of the priests that once attended are now long dead. Not really much of a home at this point.

    • @БелянцевНиколай
      @БелянцевНиколай 5 лет назад +4

      Ah, end credits of Minecraft reference.

    • @Stre55ed1
      @Stre55ed1 5 лет назад +1

      @@WorldWalker128 the priests are the drowned

    • @iamabotprobably8899
      @iamabotprobably8899 5 лет назад

      Dude just dont be racist

    • @jaymoriarty314
      @jaymoriarty314 5 лет назад

      666th like lol

  • @lewild4368
    @lewild4368 5 лет назад +388

    Therapist: MatPat Ariel isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
    MatPat Ariel:

    • @joshua_bluemoon8683
      @joshua_bluemoon8683 5 лет назад +12

      Aaaaaaa
      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray 4 года назад +3

      BlueMoon Nest AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

    • @Mr.Bob-Gray
      @Mr.Bob-Gray 4 года назад +9

      Wait what about MatPat Dory?
      4:13

    • @artsyandy6431
      @artsyandy6431 4 года назад +2

      I screamed.

    • @LadyMythos315
      @LadyMythos315 4 года назад

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @AgentX2006
    @AgentX2006 5 лет назад +639

    "The 13+ Demographic Edition!" I'm dying right now.

  • @valenciageode25
    @valenciageode25 2 года назад +30

    I wondered for a while why Drowned felt creepier than Zombies. Then I realized it’s the arms. Zombies arms are always up. Drowned put their arms down at rest. It looks more player-like, at least to me. Like the uncanny valley for video games. Which is especially weird since I don’t really experience the uncanny valley.

  • @Zero-tg4dc
    @Zero-tg4dc 4 года назад +3222

    13:50 Don't forget that 8 gold blocks were once used to create an enchanted golden apple, or as many people called it, a God/Notch apple. Could this be why there are 8 gold blocks? They may be a representation of God himself.

    • @09dinodino34
      @09dinodino34 3 года назад +264

      oh sh- you just out-theoried MatPat!

    • @WhatAreHumanRights666
      @WhatAreHumanRights666 3 года назад +49

      Interessssssssssssssssssssssssting

    • @flymonian5566
      @flymonian5566 3 года назад +33

      O_O I didn’t think about that.

    • @shaunthesheep2325
      @shaunthesheep2325 3 года назад +7

      Supposeable the pyramid is missing a gold point. Dont know 🤦‍♂️.. dont think i spelled or used the right word for supposeable 😂

    • @joshbasset8098
      @joshbasset8098 3 года назад +5

      You mean a gapple who calls it a. God apple ?

  • @kecofleon7604
    @kecofleon7604 5 лет назад +1906

    Matpat: *puts drowned in thumbnail*
    Also Matpat: *only talks about guardians*

    • @loukat1837
      @loukat1837 5 лет назад +11

      It's just a little thing called clickbait

    • @tychus7
      @tychus7 5 лет назад +12

      @BURTSEV 4/10

    • @Brawlio13
      @Brawlio13 5 лет назад +8

      @BURTSEV hmmm, I think I did my logo better. Also as a once youtuber, I would never sink so low to self advertising. GTFO

    • @foxgaming76yt24
      @foxgaming76yt24 5 лет назад +4

      Lou Kat but it isn’t. Because he technically talked about the drowned at the end.Bit it wasn’t in the theory so... you know.

    • @kartikiyer3067
      @kartikiyer3067 5 лет назад +7

      It's a 2 part video

  • @donthaveabreakdown5608
    @donthaveabreakdown5608 5 лет назад +263

    Game Theory Editor: So how many ocean movie references do you want in this?
    MatPat: Yes.

  • @hafplace1346
    @hafplace1346 Год назад +20

    12:35
    correction: we don't know when the first verses were revealed except that its either on the 21, 23, 25, 27, or 29 of Ramadan, and many believe it is more likely to be on 27th or 29th

  • @icecreamsandwitch3008
    @icecreamsandwitch3008 5 лет назад +436

    MatPat: *Talks about how these are temples to Gods*
    Me, along with millions of other people who have repeitivly raided and defaced these places: crap.

    • @ash8303
      @ash8303 5 лет назад +2

      Am done 😂

    • @Missingno_Miner
      @Missingno_Miner 5 лет назад +15

      Theists:checkmate, atheists.

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 5 лет назад +8

      Ha, as an Atheist, nothing is sacred to me!
      Check mate, theists.

    • @AiM-prod
      @AiM-prod 5 лет назад +2

      Bruh relatable

    • @Miranka-tr3tj
      @Miranka-tr3tj 5 лет назад +4

      My friend and I drained, gutted, and turned one into a farm, lol!

  • @lilycastillo1436
    @lilycastillo1436 5 лет назад +893

    "The Sponge Room, a room made of sponges"
    - Matpat 2019

    • @bluedragonclaws5736
      @bluedragonclaws5736 5 лет назад +24

      Hmm Ah yes it seems the floor here is made of floor.

    • @kantongkresek1512
      @kantongkresek1512 5 лет назад +6

      Ah... the power spot detector, it can detect a power spot.

    • @forest_fire959
      @forest_fire959 5 лет назад +2

      lily Castillo 8:35 yes this is true.

    • @lennyface2586
      @lennyface2586 5 лет назад +3

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

    • @cellva1682
      @cellva1682 5 лет назад +2

      i.e. Spongebob's Family Reunion

  • @skeloten
    @skeloten 4 года назад +949

    Again about 23, Matpat always says, “That’s just theory, a game theory,” with 23 seconds left in the video

    • @saltybonsai8369
      @saltybonsai8369 4 года назад +8

      Hmmm... 23...

    • @alternativename-18h
      @alternativename-18h 4 года назад +5

      :0i just think I know what it is 23 is like 13 but the opposite

    • @emmamathy8252
      @emmamathy8252 4 года назад +8

      he has too much power

    • @Rockracer
      @Rockracer 4 года назад +4

      "Do you know how many government sattelites are watching any citizen at any moment?"

    • @studentalexeybelenkiy2957
      @studentalexeybelenkiy2957 4 года назад +9

      BUT THATS JUST A THEORY, A THEORY THEORY!!!!!

  • @zesty.zoe.
    @zesty.zoe. Год назад +5

    Imagine going on hajj and seeing fish-shaped machines with laser eyes flopping around

    • @maymuntaser5692
      @maymuntaser5692 Месяц назад

      Ahhh, just another Tuesday 😌☕️👌

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 5 лет назад +644

    6:15 “If you drop a cow”, you’ve heard it here everyone.

    • @Tohwi_
      @Tohwi_ 5 лет назад +14

      i was just looking for this comment hahaha

    • @lancetheking7524
      @lancetheking7524 5 лет назад +1

      @Anna May JUST NO

    • @rnaodmsomething
      @rnaodmsomething 5 лет назад +1

      HMMMMMMMMMM if cow drop i get cow flesh HMMMMMMMMM YES VERY GOOD

    • @rnaodmsomething
      @rnaodmsomething 5 лет назад +1

      media2.giphy.com/media/X3cfTT2tFRASk/giphy.gif

    • @YuhBoiBaker
      @YuhBoiBaker 5 лет назад

      𝗖𝗢𝗪

  • @CheeseBlaster
    @CheeseBlaster 5 лет назад +673

    “Breathtaking mysteries”
    *shows a pufferfish*
    I love you Matthew

    • @zpan1741
      @zpan1741 5 лет назад +6

      It does take breaths though... Player breaths that is.

    • @Mattodiablo3
      @Mattodiablo3 5 лет назад +7

      I love you too

    • @creeper7031
      @creeper7031 5 лет назад +1

      you’re breathtaking

    • @moosetwin
      @moosetwin 5 лет назад +4

      Matthew is a breathtaking mystery though

    • @backlash97
      @backlash97 5 лет назад

      CREEPER, AWWWW MAN!

  • @RyanX830
    @RyanX830 5 лет назад +592

    Game theory: the gold hidden in the monument is the most obvious detail in the entire game
    Pewdiepie: oh theres nothing here .great!

  • @RaphaeLoh01
    @RaphaeLoh01 3 года назад +41

    When I buy my first house, I'm gonna use a room specifically just for sponges, and name it "The Monument"...

  • @bruhmoment2215
    @bruhmoment2215 5 лет назад +309

    When you said the Guardians are machines, I really thought you'd tie the gold to that, being a conductor that's used in modern day electronics

    • @ranaghast
      @ranaghast 5 лет назад +15

      I thought the gold would be related to the CPU of a computer where there is gold wires.

    • @ShankMugen
      @ShankMugen 5 лет назад +13

      @@ranaghast I think that's what he meant

    • @bn56would
      @bn56would 5 лет назад +4

      That doesn't really make sense as a conductor can't just affect creatures far away from it.

    • @SushiSharki
      @SushiSharki 5 лет назад +7

      Touchy Torchy But the gold blocks are connected to the room which would power the monument and the electricity would flow through the prismarine blocks and therefore give electrical energy to create and power the guardians

    • @JTZombiE
      @JTZombiE 5 лет назад +3

      Sushi Sauce you’re a genius! so thats why they protect the gold blocks... interesting

  • @aidentrammell2330
    @aidentrammell2330 5 лет назад +410

    Him as a kid : what is the point of history
    Him now: using it in Minecraft

    • @Kassieq
      @Kassieq 5 лет назад +1

      Howd you know that

    • @alanv1233
      @alanv1233 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kassieq watch the video

  • @ZECRA602
    @ZECRA602 5 лет назад +294

    Me: *exists*
    Guardians: So anyways, I started blasting

  • @BabaBoee5198
    @BabaBoee5198 Год назад +9

    My theory:- The elder guardians use a loud sound to deal damage just like a pistol shrimp bit exaggerated.. since it’s the play of sound, the shrimp also uses echolocation in water to detect player even when they are invisible

  • @ZenQuotes1
    @ZenQuotes1 5 лет назад +330

    Notch: Oh......never thought about that. THIS guy is a GENIUS!

    • @sohham6787
      @sohham6787 5 лет назад +7

      I don't trust this link, someone take one for the team

    • @thedudeunderyourbed5673
      @thedudeunderyourbed5673 5 лет назад +2

      Please do

    • @sohham6787
      @sohham6787 5 лет назад +1

      @@thedudeunderyourbed5673 that kid has 15k sub's LOL

    • @nika9479
      @nika9479 5 лет назад +6

      @Miles Lodise Yeah. I kinda understand, but I don't at the same time. I mean, I LOVE the stuff Mojang is doing to the game for past few years, bit at the same time, I can see why Notch wanted it to be more.... simple. He wanted for people to get a blank page and draw(build), but now we're getting quater finished story we have to fit ourselves in and finish(at least I think that's how he might see it). I can see how it can be too much in his eyes, when his vision was so much simpler, buuuuut...... he just shouldn't have sold it. If it was his, he wouldn't be dissapointed xD

    • @avm-xk1up
      @avm-xk1up 5 лет назад

      soldiermaanSZN bruh stop

  • @intangerbline3683
    @intangerbline3683 5 лет назад +698

    For anyone who doesn't know, defenestration literally means to yeet someone out of a window.

  • @hannaholi._.1590
    @hannaholi._.1590 5 лет назад +340

    me:does literally nothing
    guardians:so anyway, I started blasting

  • @Invalid-user13k
    @Invalid-user13k 2 года назад +18

    Sometimes thinking back at this and using some knowledge of death of mechanical stuff and death piles of animals, I think that the Guardians die in a pile to make a prismarine Structure called an Ancient ocean Monument or they ignore mechanical death completely and just were born of some sort of magic being in contact with Prismarine.

  • @wowitsfrostygames155
    @wowitsfrostygames155 5 лет назад +354

    god i love it when theories just come perfectly together like that.

    • @hellobatman4472
      @hellobatman4472 5 лет назад +8

      It doesn't, "Thorny fellows they may be, but that spiky exterior hides a deliciously tasty interior. When killed, the Guardian has a 40% chance to drop a perfectly sliced piece of raw fish.
      " stated Emily Richardson. Meaning that they are fish, not a machine-like block of prismarine.

    • @spacey_mikey
      @spacey_mikey 5 лет назад +4

      @@hellobatman4472 I think he was being sarcastic. It doesn't feel like a very well thought out theory so far. Like what a conclusive jump just from finding gold blocks in the center.

    • @TehDroppedBass
      @TehDroppedBass 5 лет назад +3

      Hello Batman Cyborg.

    • @sasquatch.8
      @sasquatch.8 5 лет назад

      Yea like dropping cows

    • @gary1471
      @gary1471 5 лет назад +3

      *OH YEA ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER NOW*

  • @peterchen5912
    @peterchen5912 5 лет назад +636

    Everyone: Hey look an ocean temple
    MatPat: Considering all the evidence, I believe that these buildings are meant to be religious symbols.

  • @Dezdefied
    @Dezdefied 5 лет назад +501

    Game theory: BUT THATS JUST A THEORY A GAME THEORY.
    me:OUR LORD AS SPOKEN ONLY FACTS ONCE AGAIN

    • @ozzivpodno1356
      @ozzivpodno1356 5 лет назад

      😆 So dang true😆

    • @seineevee
      @seineevee 5 лет назад +3

      He isn’t the lord. More like: OUR THEORIST HAS SPOKEN ONLY FACTS ONCE AGAIN

    • @theartvalley443
      @theartvalley443 5 лет назад

      Well he is wrong about one thing Quran was not made in 23 days it was made in 30

    • @marshalledwards1196
      @marshalledwards1196 5 лет назад

      you pop up at literally all the vids I whatch stop following me fatty

    • @marshalledwards1196
      @marshalledwards1196 5 лет назад

      just kidding but be real stop following me

  • @paivioselanne
    @paivioselanne 5 месяцев назад +3

    10:37 Funnily enough, Mesopotamia and Egypt are the only ones I cared about in history class. But that's probably because of them being the first ancient civilizations I became aware of from The Mummy, The Scorpion King, and The Mummy returns.

  • @AzariusR
    @AzariusR 5 лет назад +1333

    13+ Minecraft Edition?
    19 Year Old: Okay great I can get into this now.

    • @Aerion_Dirceus
      @Aerion_Dirceus 5 лет назад +25

      holy carp dude that is one long name

    • @pax5655
      @pax5655 5 лет назад +5

      ME

    • @jadenwale4774
      @jadenwale4774 5 лет назад +12

      HellomynameisRyanfirstoutindeedgooglelikesmesomuchtheybotheredmeuntilmynamewasthislong yes

    • @katyritter5254
      @katyritter5254 5 лет назад +2

      Pewdiepie be like

    • @katyritter5254
      @katyritter5254 5 лет назад +1

      @@jadenwale4774 spaces

  • @indo8479
    @indo8479 5 лет назад +468

    matpat: THIS MEANS SOMETHING!!
    Minecraft: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yah sure we meant that yah

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 лет назад +10

      Oh, you can tell that they have began taking notes, because MatPat is officially doing their jobs for them.

    • @LaraGroll
      @LaraGroll 5 лет назад +7

      Imagine them watching this and going "This is *BRILLIANT* !!"

    • @MattTOB618
      @MattTOB618 5 лет назад +13

      @@LaraGroll "Sometimes, the best things in writing happen by complete accident."
      - I don't remember who said this.

    • @theendersmirk5851
      @theendersmirk5851 5 лет назад +2

      @@MattTOB618 Every actual author in history. Hard to tell who admitted it to anyone else, though.

    • @tomimtitel7628
      @tomimtitel7628 5 лет назад +2

      Write that down!

  • @samuelwasner8915
    @samuelwasner8915 4 года назад +1637

    “Guardians are the only sea creature that doesn’t suffocate on land”
    Sea turtle and drowned *are we a joke to you*

    • @Henry-iz7iv
      @Henry-iz7iv 4 года назад +195

      DJ Dice 4life Turtles aren’t technically sea creatures as they lay their eggs/are birthed on land. Drowned don’t suffocate yes, but he also mentioned they they’re the only creature who don’t outright die left on land, which true, because eventually drowns will either burn from sunlight, or literally despawn if they’re on land too long.

    • @melancholy1334
      @melancholy1334 4 года назад +13

      Purple Snarklepuff you must be fun at parties

    • @Henry-iz7iv
      @Henry-iz7iv 4 года назад +64

      Dylxn atomic Sorry but the whole “are we a joke to you” is so unoriginal and dull at this point that it causes my responses to be too, but that made me laugh lmao!

    • @monpak1
      @monpak1 4 года назад +1

      i kept thinking sea thurtle

    • @Sergwaitheduck12721
      @Sergwaitheduck12721 4 года назад +4

      Sea turtles don’t suffocate

  • @bingeshots8917
    @bingeshots8917 Год назад +15

    13:16 The Kabbah was originally built by prophet Abraham and his son to worship god. Muslims, Christians and Jews all worship the same creator.
    Kudos to Matpat for doing his research.

    • @SolubleSugar300
      @SolubleSugar300 Год назад

      Ibrahim

    • @AmericanCruiserArmUSSAnchorage
      @AmericanCruiserArmUSSAnchorage Год назад

      Some say ka'ba are talled not build
      Because some say ka'ba is the first building in the world that got prob buried and get taller

    • @microorganismeater
      @microorganismeater Год назад

      What you mean by same creator brah👎👎👎👎👎 idc if this is a year ago

    • @AbidurRahman2212
      @AbidurRahman2212 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@microorganismeaterwhat do you mean?

    • @jevronika3002
      @jevronika3002 6 месяцев назад

      IM no need Islam

  • @wasted2588
    @wasted2588 5 лет назад +1038

    "Are they just zombies that fell into the water?"
    I-i mean that's literally what they are. I mean I don't know what you want from them.

    • @silverstone9836
      @silverstone9836 5 лет назад +59

      i feel he was mostly referring to the drowned with tridents which cant be spawned by a Zombie Drowning(atleast in java) but i agree it was a weird way of saying it

    • @lonlons4668
      @lonlons4668 5 лет назад +4

      He wants a theory A GAME THEORY

    • @victisoof3060
      @victisoof3060 5 лет назад +1

      silverSTONE 98 that’s in all

    • @andrewhardman3216
      @andrewhardman3216 5 лет назад +4

      silverSTONE 98 the theory for the drowned should then be similar for the zombie and husk and possibly the skeleton and other skeleton thing found in ice biomes

    • @brianstabile165
      @brianstabile165 5 лет назад +4

      Mat:I don’t care I want lore

  • @DeepFriedChumChum
    @DeepFriedChumChum 5 лет назад +557

    The actual quote:
    “If you drop a cow, it drops you like cow flesh”

  • @user-kg1qi7vd1w
    @user-kg1qi7vd1w 4 года назад +523

    They suffocate and DIE.
    He said: "If you drop a cow it drops you cow flesh" How do you drop a cow?

  • @skyler_thepatato9125
    @skyler_thepatato9125 Год назад +3

    1:27
    Three years later listening to the Minecraft theory again just to hear about the amazing Livestream i watched that made me cry at some points made my day

  • @ozzythecutecat1624
    @ozzythecutecat1624 5 лет назад +139

    Scott: “reveals Fnaf in space 2”
    MatPat: ah yeah, it’s all coming together

  • @TrulyAmerican1944
    @TrulyAmerican1944 5 лет назад +159

    Mojang: We seriously need to pay MatPat to think up some updates for us.

    • @mathpc4047
      @mathpc4047 5 лет назад +2

      *The lore update*
      It adds a secret big theory to the game which you need to discover to finish the game

    • @jaylucannunesferreira7956
      @jaylucannunesferreira7956 5 лет назад

      But doesn't Microsoft own it?

    • @brogr5464
      @brogr5464 5 лет назад

      @@jaylucannunesferreira7956 woosh

  • @kurichan142
    @kurichan142 5 лет назад +387

    MatPat: "Defenstration"
    Me, an intellectual who first saw that word in a Discord chat: *"in formal speech, it's the act of throwing a person out of a window"*

    • @goldendoodle252
      @goldendoodle252 5 лет назад +5

      Me with Antidisestablishmentarinism: ha ha ha
      No I am not defining it for you. You are a person who has found this RUclips video, so you can look it up if you absolutely MUST.

    • @andoryuubushido7191
      @andoryuubushido7191 5 лет назад +5

      I as a man of culture first heard the word in an episode of spider-man, where the intro was him defining the word and explaining he hates the word as he gets defenestrated.

    • @kurichan142
      @kurichan142 5 лет назад +1

      @@goldendoodle252 I literally first heard of that word like, an hour before you replied.
      what is this fortune telling mystery jazz? O-O

    • @kurichan142
      @kurichan142 5 лет назад

      @@andoryuubushido7191 I actually love that-

    • @chroni3659
      @chroni3659 5 лет назад +3

      Me, a Homestuck: *laughs in fenestrated planes*

  • @dawnmittelholtz
    @dawnmittelholtz Год назад +4

    Does MatPat know about the First Reformed Church of Spongebob?

  • @anni3805
    @anni3805 5 лет назад +64

    Omg he said my favorite word: defenestration
    (To throw out a window)
    Example: After rewatching gravity falls again, I defenestrated myself while sobbing uncontrollably.

  • @moshi4682
    @moshi4682 5 лет назад +315

    But when you hit a guardian, it doesn’t make a “rocky” sound. It instead makes a soft squishy sound and cries out.

    • @jackgreenwood8375
      @jackgreenwood8375 5 лет назад +60

      Maybe they all have a piece of the sponge room inside of them

    • @bluedragonclaws5736
      @bluedragonclaws5736 5 лет назад +69

      Or maybe there MADE out of sponge and it would sorta make sense to have a room made for keeping sponge.

    • @lemonhead1571
      @lemonhead1571 5 лет назад +27

      @@bluedragonclaws5736 H O L Y S H I E T, THIS MAN'S ONTO SOMETHING.

    • @justbrd5984
      @justbrd5984 5 лет назад +22

      Spongey signals?
      It would explain why it flops around when out of water

    • @cleventinetheclementine195
      @cleventinetheclementine195 5 лет назад +29

      It could have a spongey like exterior in order to keep water through the cooling systems (which could explain why guardians dont need to be maintained)

  • @Fargield
    @Fargield 5 лет назад +960

    He’s gonna freak or when he realizes the jungle temple is a temple

  • @LesterHabenaro
    @LesterHabenaro Год назад +5

    Lol, I love how he starts this video like: GUARDIANS ARE LASER-SHOOTING ROBOTS!!!! And then finished up like: Oh, yeah. All that gold you've been stealin'? That's the ancient builders representation of GOD. Thanks for watching!

  • @Kristimilaa
    @Kristimilaa 5 лет назад +922

    defenestration: the action of throwing someone out of a window

    • @jonathansullivan9112
      @jonathansullivan9112 5 лет назад +21

      soldiermaanSZN quit your lying

    • @person8064
      @person8064 5 лет назад +27

      @@user-ll8ht1ug3b Dont click it its just a link to a bad video guy made

    • @robbietheweirdo
      @robbietheweirdo 5 лет назад +10

      that's called yeeting

    • @kninenights
      @kninenights 5 лет назад +15

      Kinda funny story: I’d never heard (or at least don’t remember ever hearing) the word defenestration before this video and then, today, only about 14 hours after the video came out, one of my classes used it in a presentation.

    • @ridleyisbored.5393
      @ridleyisbored.5393 5 лет назад +8

      A friend of mine made a deity for D&D who requires you to throw either yourself or other people out of windows.
      Fun times.

  • @deadacc6338
    @deadacc6338 5 лет назад +136

    Everyone's quoting MatPat, but nobody's talking about how Scott Cawthon just confirmed he's been trollin MatPat all of these years

    • @SlysGames
      @SlysGames 5 лет назад +14

      We all already knew that. Its nothing new.

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 5 лет назад +1

      @@SlysGames and it's not big news how

    • @SlysGames
      @SlysGames 5 лет назад +7

      @@deadacc6338 didnt say big news, just not new news. Scott has been droping hints and stuff for years that were clearly in responce to matpats theories. Like the time he kept editing his website during a live stream and it was pretty obvious he was watching.

    • @deadacc6338
      @deadacc6338 5 лет назад

      @@SlysGames sorry just the way you made it seem:p

  • @swankyindividual5008
    @swankyindividual5008 5 лет назад +3942

    Minecraft's developers:
    What is this guy thinking, we just thought it would look cool
    edit: I just realized this has 3.3k likes with 33 comments. That's pretty cool I guess.

    • @saracansever7326
      @saracansever7326 4 года назад +53

      Litterly😭🤣🤣

    • @KittyCityy
      @KittyCityy 4 года назад +28

      Lmao true

    • @yktv4676
      @yktv4676 4 года назад +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @giggle6070
      @giggle6070 4 года назад +18

      They intentionally placed it for the lore, as shown from the vid today?

    • @lilium9361
      @lilium9361 4 года назад +86

      I feel like a lot of developers think this when theories are made about their game lol

  • @aaydinturk
    @aaydinturk Год назад +4

    the fact that he meant the kaaba thing and it wasn't a joke makes it so much more funny

    • @fayrouza7415
      @fayrouza7415 11 месяцев назад

      I was cringing really bad

  • @petralarson4179
    @petralarson4179 5 лет назад +396

    MatPat: "If you drop a cow it drops you beef"
    Me: Well, yeah but....ok..

    • @gnarly.bulblax
      @gnarly.bulblax 5 лет назад +4

      How do you drop a cow?

    • @Cam12O4
      @Cam12O4 5 лет назад +8

      Hairold The Monster My thoughts exactly. One does not simply drop a cow. 😂

    • @mrf5729
      @mrf5729 5 лет назад +4

      I dropped a cow just last week

    • @teresalopez4912
      @teresalopez4912 5 лет назад

      Hairold The Monster @ocC
      Okulrtjelxldligjfjeyjdjdkxtxjxkctelecucv,m.m
      Wish’ssmfifhhd

    • @joebrooks7218
      @joebrooks7218 5 лет назад

      ruclips.net/video/FwgdF_NwWwQ/видео.html

  • @TheElevenFirst
    @TheElevenFirst 4 года назад +1126

    Mattpat when are you going to do a theory on ghasts. There’s an achievement in minecraft where you bring a ghast to the overworld and kill it “and the achievement description says :*rescue a ghast and bring it home, then kill it* and has mechanical parts in the bestiary. Suggesting it originates from the overworld and perhaps is made by the old builders. It also drops a tear when it dies which also suggests this. And theres also an unused ghast sound called: ghast’s affection. Likely supposed to be used when you rescue one

    • @audrey2658
      @audrey2658 3 года назад +76

      You just blew me away

    • @TheElevenFirst
      @TheElevenFirst 3 года назад +18

      @@audrey2658 lmao thx

    • @enzosteiger8054
      @enzosteiger8054 3 года назад +12

      Dang! Good idea!

    • @officalbob6877
      @officalbob6877 3 года назад +20

      Maybe it was an old human that got turned into a robot and that's why it drops tears

    • @shaunthesheep2325
      @shaunthesheep2325 3 года назад +53

      Prob drop tears cuz its finally happy to move on? Or happy to end its suffering.. dont know but pretty on point. Mat should do ghast next

  • @mikeykwaak272
    @mikeykwaak272 5 лет назад +345

    6:15 "If you drop a cow"
    Hmmm yes _i love it when my cows drop_

    • @Nicooriia
      @Nicooriia 5 лет назад +24

      You've heard of drop the bass, now prepare for drop the beef.

    • @JustJum
      @JustJum 5 лет назад +10

      You mean 6:14

    • @QueamQuackers
      @QueamQuackers 5 лет назад +1

      They drop cow flesh, not beef, in case you were mistaken

    • @reio4641
      @reio4641 5 лет назад +2

      Yo DJ drop the *COW*

    • @peppapigeditzzzz271
      @peppapigeditzzzz271 5 лет назад +4

      Drop the beef in - anything for you Beyonce
      Its Raining cows halleMOOjah

  • @genesismultiverse4896
    @genesismultiverse4896 2 месяца назад +1

    What matpat theorise: they may be creations of the ancient builders
    In actuality bib the fish: these mechs would help us protect our gold so we can have rings

  • @mastermindstraw1640
    @mastermindstraw1640 5 лет назад +1219

    “If you drop a cow it drops you like, cow flesh”
    -MatPat2019

    • @mastermindstraw1640
      @mastermindstraw1640 5 лет назад +21

      At 6:14 btw

    • @catmanlegions
      @catmanlegions 5 лет назад +17

      I worship thine sponge and thine cow flesh.

    • @thecardinal9043
      @thecardinal9043 5 лет назад +3

      Heeh Heh
      We freestyled this in our college dorm lmao
      ruclips.net/video/Zn-6FkkT1ZA/видео.html

    • @mynamejeff6627
      @mynamejeff6627 5 лет назад +4

      n then show cooked cow meat XD

    • @cz538
      @cz538 5 лет назад +2

      I posted the exact same comment at the exact same time lol it's survival of the fittest out here 😂

  • @Booboo88e
    @Booboo88e 4 года назад +337

    "You drop a cow and it drops..."

  • @Sapl1ng_
    @Sapl1ng_ 3 года назад +785

    "If you drop a cow it drops you like cow flesh"
    -MatPat 2019

    • @Nightmare2.03
      @Nightmare2.03 2 года назад +11

      "Mattpad"
      -Half Alright 2019

    • @Sapl1ng_
      @Sapl1ng_ 2 года назад +8

      ¨2019¨
      -NightMare2.0

    • @rhyskent9414
      @rhyskent9414 2 года назад +1

      “2.0”
      Half alright 2022

    • @tankhead2645
      @tankhead2645 2 года назад +4

      @@rhyskent9414 2
      -Rhys Kent, 2022

    • @coke4kidz
      @coke4kidz Год назад

      "2022"
      -tank head 2022

  • @killertalent282
    @killertalent282 3 года назад +84

    "If you drop a cow, it drops you like cow flesh"
    Mattpat- 2019

    • @rhyskent9414
      @rhyskent9414 2 года назад

      “cow flesh”
      Killer talent 2022 (I think)

    • @miecaf
      @miecaf Год назад

      ​@@rhyskent9414 "Killer"
      -Rhys Kent, 2022

  • @noid3a135
    @noid3a135 4 года назад +188

    5:14 He missed an opportunity to rhyme!! "Something that felt less like an animal, and a bit more like a machine." He could've said, "Something that felt less like an animal, and a bit more mechanical!"

    • @danielvinceneo3556
      @danielvinceneo3556 4 года назад +4

      We have the same though,I was binge watching the whole channel and I spoke out loud what I predict,and I was disappoint MatPat didn't rhyme it

    • @barbara8497
      @barbara8497 4 года назад +3

      THIS COMMENT IS SO UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @nicoleoo168
      @nicoleoo168 4 года назад

      Animal mechanicald

    • @GamingMaster43210
      @GamingMaster43210 Год назад

      Yeah but that saying sucks

  • @hugoheintz
    @hugoheintz 5 лет назад +888

    Mat pat: “Guardians are mechanical”
    Me: *having terrible flashbacks of warpers*

    • @muhammadgashif8454
      @muhammadgashif8454 5 лет назад +25

      Nice refrence of subnautica
      And also give me scary flashback

    • @epic6501
      @epic6501 5 лет назад +33

      *Flash backs of first incounter of reaper because of the subject of subnatica*

    • @dracobutwhatever8611
      @dracobutwhatever8611 5 лет назад +9

      I still play subnautica. I love those guys.

    • @caleborg5688
      @caleborg5688 5 лет назад +11

      warpers are freaking nightmare fuel

    • @unrelatablethings8603
      @unrelatablethings8603 5 лет назад +2

      Same bro XD

  • @Cherry0917_
    @Cherry0917_ 5 лет назад +331

    "If you drop a cow it drops cow flesh"
    Me: seems about right

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 5 лет назад +4

      Dropping someone is slang for beating em up

    • @SillyAmoeba
      @SillyAmoeba 5 лет назад +5

      Hmm, yes. The floor here is made of floor.

    • @pixelqiwi
      @pixelqiwi 5 лет назад +3

      @@MrAskmannen every 60 seconds a minute passes

    • @catgame9177
      @catgame9177 5 лет назад

      a animal will die if you drop it from a high place.

    • @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761
      @drakeconsumerofsoulsandche5761 5 лет назад +1

      @@pixelqiwi people die when they are killed

  • @cuber4501
    @cuber4501 3 года назад +4

    ah, the ocean, a beautiful blue crystal on this cuboidal planet we call home. home to sea creatures large and small, the majestic squid, the playful dolphin, *THE REBORN SOULS OF THE DEAD WAITING TO DRAG YOU TO YOUR WATERY GRAVE*

  • @asianpotatoesbeangry571
    @asianpotatoesbeangry571 4 года назад +187

    I love how in every thumbnail the character just straight up screamssss

  • @x7harvey30
    @x7harvey30 4 года назад +377

    I feel like I know what the lasers are for, since you said about them being mechanic and not a real life form it had to be built by someone or something and this is where the lasers come in . The lasers is a scanning device to check if you where one of the builders that created it and if they are not found in the data base they are to be killed .

    • @ritz892
      @ritz892 4 года назад +38

      It also explains why it takes time to rev up, it's scanning you.

    • @goose93
      @goose93 4 года назад +15

      Not much evidence, but it still makesense so ill take it

    • @devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415
      @devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415 4 года назад +20

      And when they flop around on land, they’re just malfunctioning, since they were meant to me in water!

    • @devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415
      @devourerofgodsonexpertmode1415 4 года назад +3

      Be*

    • @marsig7867
      @marsig7867 4 года назад +3

      @Gsuave because they’re not flawless

  • @nyashamagoche724
    @nyashamagoche724 4 года назад +187

    matpat: they probably dont eat fish becuse they dont wander near off there temples
    me: also they dont have mouths

    • @juliannemina1506
      @juliannemina1506 4 года назад +1

      their eyes are their mouths XD

    • @FreqZY
      @FreqZY 4 года назад +4

      @@juliannemina1506 thanks, I hate it.

    • @lioraramoslopez3787
      @lioraramoslopez3787 4 года назад +5

      Julianne Mina So drowned are basically....
      Billie *Eyelips* ?

    • @roostamasta299
      @roostamasta299 4 года назад

      well, your not wrong

  • @AdrianAAAHHH-oy7zl
    @AdrianAAAHHH-oy7zl Год назад +2

    He later proves all this through Minecraft Legends, he hit the mark so hard he broke the board.

  • @Calruxio
    @Calruxio 5 лет назад +679

    When someone asks you "Why do you play Minecraft?"
    Me: The rich lore.

    • @xicad1533
      @xicad1533 5 лет назад +2

      @Rachel Thomson pyramid scheme

    • @Paper_Cuts
      @Paper_Cuts 5 лет назад +1

      Xicad money

    • @levianderson8822
      @levianderson8822 5 лет назад

      it doesn't have lore

    • @Paper_Cuts
      @Paper_Cuts 5 лет назад +2

      ​@@levianderson8822 Dude have you watched anything of the full series of these Minecraft theories

    • @levianderson8822
      @levianderson8822 5 лет назад

      @@Paper_Cuts its just a theory like the horrible theory he did on hollow Knight where he said you were the pale king even though there is a flashback showing you and the king at the same time in the game and the flashback is Canon

  • @mr.depthleviathan5425
    @mr.depthleviathan5425 4 года назад +2072

    Imagine if pickaxes do more damage to guardians. That would be a laugh. Haha... wait...

  • @aceospades6967
    @aceospades6967 5 лет назад +102

    MatPat: *are they just zombies that fell into water*
    Me: well

  • @Xh0Q
    @Xh0Q Год назад +2

    It’s crazy that today is the 23rd night of Ramadan and I get recommended this today