Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!
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There are a ton of interesting things in Minecraft, but one that stands out to me is the fact that to cut down a tree you PUNCH IT! You punch a tree! How does Steve not break his hand? Loyal Theorists, I want to find out if you can really cut down a tree with only your FISTS and not injure yourself... too bad. Don't try this at home Theorists, let me do it for you!
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Credits:
Writers: Matthew Patrick and Justin Kuiper
Editors: Alex "Sedge" Sedgwick, Tyler Mascola, Dan "Cybert" Seibert, and Marc Schneider
Assistant Editor: AlyssaBeCrazy
Sound Editor: Yosi Berman
Sources:
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“Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it
Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.
And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival
*the entire forest
He can carry stacks of blocks of gold
Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands
“How is he carrying all that in his pants?”
He’s got those guys jeans pockets
I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)
True dat
lol
Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space
Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough
_”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_
- MatPat, 2019
Ah yes, the funny quotes that don't makes sense that our favorite youtubers say... classic 😆👌
Lol
Wait WHAT-
Lol
🤣🤣
I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.
How else do you get wood
@@datguymillerpunch those rainforest trees
"In Australia, even the trees are hardcore."
This aged well.
Sick burn..... Oh wait
Surota Onishi oh god
New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO
This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.
@@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington
Matpat: Stop punching trees
Steve: *I guess I'll die*
Eman just make a hole lol
Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke
@@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!
RLCraft
I love the extent to which you go to just to explain that you shouldn’t punch trees…
Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds
Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons
that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong
@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..
Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds.
3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game!
This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.
Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes
Its *Big Brain* Time
wow what a big brain
That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.
02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works
Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists
Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush
Allergies can take out even the strongest man
Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed
ultimate noob move
Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them
Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy
11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches.
He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.
I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.
well the inside of jungle wood isint rose red
"Just how strong is steve?"
Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...
…and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times
He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket
He can hold many anvils in his pockets
He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.
He can hold stars
How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?"
seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him
How strong are zombies? How strong were they before they started to rot?
oof how true
They can stand 2 punches from him.
Edward Vavra Good Question!
They dont even take fall damage
Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe
1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves
Indeed
Look at the date the video was made
and now 1.20
ooooo that wild lil puppy
I feel like he still Scales to Building level without any weapon, even with the new types.
Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe
Steve: * exists*
Trees: why do I hear boss music?
stolen
I'm stealing your meme
Stfu
Minecraft: *gets revived by memes*
Terraria: ok, my turn.
@@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?
"Is Steve superhuman?"
*Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*
*over 1 meter*
If you could craft enchanted golden apple in 1.12 steve could carry weight of average Egyptian pyramid
*Eiffel
Normal stuff
*still can’t jump over a fence with nothing else*
Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood.
Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade
3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.
Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms
Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast
Tru
TheNumber1Loser matpat is like: not gonna get anywhere near your Fists
"Don't punch the trees!"
Me: *Mines dirt*
Me: *Hits tree with dirt*
Me: *STONKS*
YES
Omega Synth you sole my idea that I was going to steal from you :(
No
Great power is within your grasp
Yea this is big brain time
this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).
The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.
“How many punches do you need to chop that tree”
“How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”
*DIOOOO!!!!!!*
Is this a J O. j. o. KE
uno?
DDIIIOOOOOO
*Many *Breads
Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands.
Also Steve:can't jump over a fence.
Seems legit
His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high
Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh
Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump
If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence
Do you see how many creatures he fights?
He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.
I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it
i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them
I suddenly feel so old
@@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007
Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength
Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees
Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.
haha
peridot
oh hey peri
And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds
@@Tyler-wg6ck huh?
Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes*
Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."
Is this a reference?
Yes
I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.
it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests
One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?
Maybe he is not using his full power.
He used only 10%
Remind me of my hero academia
He does it slowly so he doesn't obliterate the tree
_hi_
The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD
I like how the intro pictures/animation changes so it feels like another season to a show I like!
66...
"Oh that's not too ba-"
...Thousand punches"
"mmm never mind..."
66,585, to be exact.
Same here😆
MUDA MUDA MUDA
😂
Hey you copied my comment
Steve: punches villager
Other villager: “how are you not dead?”
Villager: “I have NO idea”
Thank you
@2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A RUclips comment section.
Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ...
*At Night*
@2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor
@@akatsukihajime6100 stop.
I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight
"Because in Australia, even the trees are hardcore!"
As an Australian, I appreciate that comment.
Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.
lol
also also steve: is able to come back every time he dies.
@@NuggetOG that's true tho
Also Steve dies to a rotting corpse
Lol Steve: respawns after
*If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*
Steve is op
ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?
Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand
@@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast
This is why he isnt in smash phew
I wonder if matpat will make an updated video for this since there's 3 new woods variations in minecraft, I think that'd be cool
Love your vids please continue to make them.Also could you try a theory on the secret to creative mode in minecraft
Picture: steves hand being destroyed.
reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.
you can break up a tree with it
amzn.to/2P4GDaq
It's Thumbnail
Aaron Grande that too
Man it is suppose that you cant do this as they have no perfect matter state
wait what
Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES!
That sounds like something a tree would say.
Mattpat is a tree
In conclusion, matpat is a tree
You thought it was gonna be brent But it was me dio lol
Sound like the Lorax.
- goldenJay - but that’s JUST A THEORY
8:26 spruce and jungle actually appear to be multiple different types of trees (oak is similar to this as well)
Spruce: Pine(confirmed), Fir, Hemlock, and Spruce(confirmed)
Jungle: whatever the tall trees are, cocoa trees(the short jungle trees), and whatever the jungle bushes are
Oak is also a pretty big offenders: live oak, live oak but swamp?, live oak but jungle edge?(usually), live oak but Mesa?, and azalea(not even in the same family let alone the same genus)
It's crazy how one of my favorite youtubers and my favorite game cameout when I was born
Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.
Lol
BuT iT iS ANIMatEd sO It ISnT rEaL LIfe!!!
Now someone woosh me
I thought that happens in general
I leik turtlez woosh
mr potato r/madlads
“Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.
Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item
giant gold blocks, even.
Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets
Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3.
That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.
With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22.
Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.
Please do not leave, we all love your videos!
funny that i’m watching this on my birthday that happens to be on April 18th, the date that this legendary channel began
"how is he carrying all that in his pants?"
....no.
Oh my.
*zarbon moan*
😳
I think yes
Matpat I am telling you Steve have a backpack translating the game from Danish when you set the language to Danish
*"Looks at thumbnail"*
I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading.
But I'll watch anyway.
Same, lol
same
@@TeenPerspektiva must I say a word cause every person here has said what we've all done
Just rewatching my favorite minecraft videos
how strong is my teeth if my teeth breaks through pencils
Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force.
Mobs: survive multiple punches.
so the mobs are strong to
But then how are tools stronger
@@skywalker5653 there harder that a hand
but they disapear of the existence if you punch them enough
Scary right
So..
Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling.
Also steve: cant jump over fences
*INTERESTING*
You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol
he skipped leg day
no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...
Next game theory
@@mmcsdaddy hahaha
I love the idea that, knowing this, he pulls his punches with everything else
Oh come on he definitely pulls his punches he could shatter the dragon skull with one punch
i also found out steve does not "hold" or even physically store his stuff he puts it in like a book thats what his inventory, mobile mini crafting, and instructions is
Mat: talks about punching trees
Me: "you can punch rocks in Minecraft"
Yeah and fire
Aswell as obsidian and diamond blocks
Mat needs to watch Austin’s video on Steve strength
@@pablobeatrice6060 you can't break those, actually
@@pablobeatrice6060 You don't actually recieve those blocks after punching though, which means steve is strong enough to turn obsidian and diamond ore into dust.
Nobody:
MatPat:
“Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”
If his earlier theory was correct then Steve can punch as many trees as he wants
@@uraverageskeleton6480 and possibly the universe with it.
You could use rocks to chop a tree down but Steve isn't walking around with a rock weighing 4 kg
the matt pat scream
@@chrishansen1842 nah mate the multiverse
13:04
matpat out of context
"how IS he carrying all that in his pants..?"
steve when hes next to a tree: F I S T
MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...”
New Minecraft Update:
I’m bout to end this mans whole career
n e t h e r t r e e s
@@Amber7H what.
@@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees
I want the swamp mangrove :(
Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains
@@ryanstenberg8505 Nether trees.
The nether update features new trees
“Stop punching trees”
Me: “ight ima head out”
@Unknown Dude Meme: Ight imma head out
Game Theory mathematics for the absolute win! I do ever so love when MatPat maths 😄
The reason Steve can carry so much but break so little is because he didn't skip leg day but skipped arm day
"how is he carrying all that in his pants??"
*That's what she said.*
Lol
lol
Naw that's what she needs to be saying
Gigity,gigity
That sounds like a bad anime line.
"N--nani?! How is he holding all that in his pants?!"
"Dikku Platinum!!!!"
“How is he carrying all that gold in his pants?”
*laughs (quite literally) in foreskin*
Why and how are you laughing within your foreskin?
Ekkonus idk he is weird
@@ekkonus5719
Damn you people
Ekkonus why not?
AIDAN EPP that was my goal, just leave my pfp and name and you’re good lol
“In Australia, even the trees are hardcore”
Heck I’m Australia and if you punch some of the trees here your fist will NEVER heal
Nonsense! Just douse a potion of healing over your barely recognizable fist.
ouch
I love the flooding scene at the beginning where Stephanie is just floating by lol
Steve going to get wood be like:
"Normal punch"
Steve against Ender dragon:
"Serious punch"
@@spotscott8893 normal punch barrage!
Saitama: my punches are the strongest
Steve: hold my diamonds
No steve would be like
MOUSE PUNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
@@spotscott8893 No
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHh
steve: breaks tree with only sixteen punches
one punch man: *laughter*
As soon as the tree senses his presence it breaks
@@i.a.illustrations3224 XD he literally just walks into a forest and all the trees just freaking collapse
@@lilcatfriend4575 XD
@Toucan • are you coming out or just calling us gay?
One punch man just looks at a tree and it’s breaks down lmao
That Tool album art was unexpected and I'm not complaining!
I forgot how much I freaking love the science episodes
Yeah I wish matpat made more episodes like this
Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree*
Also Matpat: *make this episode*
Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages
MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”
"Something's wrong,i can feel it"
Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem
“Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”
@@bogusmetz exactly
Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.
That invoked a lot of research and I was dying of laughing at parts of it
steve can carry a the whole universe but cant even kill a mob with his fist
This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong
Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?
Strong enough to punch stone
Strong enough to punch through diamond
Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.
When the knock off gets more popular than the original.
@@ZenoCL9
Stand's name: Diamond Power
New update: Steve’s hand has durability.
And we all know how to train hand durability
You need to craft a new hand
Mikal Lyngbø how to we create the new hand without hands to create them
@@zacket21 r/cursedcomments
🍆👌💦
@@monsterkiller2763 you control your blood vessles like eisidisi
Steve and Alex are blessed by the gods of Minecraft so that they won't be extinct
4:20 "six types of trees". ah yes, those were simpler days
Moral of the story:
*don’t frick with Steve, or else.*
What if I want to frick Steve?
I'd frik a Steve
I love to frick steve
@@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*
UNLESS???
Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons*
MatPat:
Minecraf: *Punching trees*
MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!
MinecrafT not Minecraf.
@NoahIsBreadInACan lol
"Minecraf"
-Saumya Shah
#real
That scream was perfect
I'd like to think the Janka hardness test is called that because a big European lumberjack named Janka drives the metal ball into the wood with his bare hands, that's the real Steve here
Shaggy:
Nobody can stop me
Steve at 1 percent power:
*Deforests the Amazon with his fists*
After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time
Shaggy : im the strongest person alive
Creative mode steve : hehehehe
Dark one, dude,dark one.
Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?
This is why Steve isn’t in smash. He’s too strong
*also has a dragon space monster in smash*
and because well......BECAUSE IM BATMAN
Jozef productions
why?
because im batman
@@-Jozef bruuuuhhhh
Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.
Mat should make a remake to this theory
Long answer: *Stop punching trees!*
Short answer: Adventure mode.
or RLCraft.
Amazimg
Less than 1 more word soooo...
"How is he carrying all that in his pants?"
Matthew Patrick, 2019
Become he is a timelord
My dirty mind smh.
"You got a lot of wood on your pants"
no.. No... NOOOOOOOOO
Vicstone GR1 r/dirtyminds
The start of the video is hilarious
I just think its funny MatPat talking about hard and soft wood
MatPat: Stop punching trees
Me, an intellectual: Punches trees with a dirt block
MatPat: Am I a joke to you?
Peter Daehan Jang
You’ve got a semicolon instead of a regular colon.
Next to the second MatPat.
EDIT: OP fixed it.
Peter Daehan Jang I use TNT
XD
Sir Apple He has a different one for each...
Matpat I think you forgot that Steve is the strongest game character
*”In Soviet Australia..”*
*”The Trees and made out of iron.”*
Nadeem Ali copied.
I don't remember there being any tree an Aussie can't break
@Fergus James Eric ANDREW I'm vouching.
Some trees are naturally harder then steel
Well part of all bark is carbon nano tubes because trees are heavy
From learning how much Steve can carry and how strong he is, Shaggy has gained 2 tiny goosebumps on his right foot.
I love watching the film first 16 seconds of this video out of amusement it is so funny XD
“Not all trees are created equally”
-Matpat, 2019
Black oak matters! Black oak matters!
Just waiting a code geass emperor speech here
There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.
*DiVerSiTy!*
Treesist