Game Theory: Minecraft, STOP Punching Trees!

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 25 тыс.

  • @jaysonwilliams2966
    @jaysonwilliams2966 5 лет назад +17885

    “Unless Steve is super human” literally puts the whole tree in his pocket after he finishes punching it

    • @r_stair
      @r_stair 5 лет назад +1517

      Literally can carry mutiple universes worth in his backpocket and do parkour like nothing's chamged.

    • @Benthehuman
      @Benthehuman 5 лет назад +709

      And can carry several thousands of tons in his pocket in vanilla survival

    • @zelno9579
      @zelno9579 5 лет назад +438

      *the entire forest

    • @Flannel-Channel8837
      @Flannel-Channel8837 5 лет назад +370

      He can carry stacks of blocks of gold

    • @julianzizumbo5875
      @julianzizumbo5875 5 лет назад +304

      Jayson Williams Steve is a god he can craft anything with his bare hands

  • @FirstnameLastname-ll1ji
    @FirstnameLastname-ll1ji 5 лет назад +533

    How about: "How strong are the chickens in minecraft?"
    seriously, they can sustain like 4 hits from him

  • @Charlie-wp9gn
    @Charlie-wp9gn 5 лет назад +6501

    One question: Steve can literally _carry the universe_ without breaking a sweat, so... why does it take him _sixteen punches_ to break a _tree_?

  • @DefiantPunk0810
    @DefiantPunk0810 2 года назад +195

    I love how ARK actually references how absurd it is to punch down a tree in real life by making you lose health when you do it.

  • @oscarh1692
    @oscarh1692 4 года назад +1460

    Realize that Steve punches the wood in 3 seconds. There are about 20 minutes in a Minecraft day. Meaning there is 1,200 seconds in a Minecraft day. 1 Minecraft hour is about 50 seconds. 1 Minecaft minute is about 0.83 seconds. 1 Minecraft second would be about 0.0138 seconds.
    3 seconds in real life is equal to 3.61 Minecraft minutes. Punching one block of wood is basically taking him 3.61 minutes. No one wants to wait 3.61 minutes in real life that long for one block of wood in game!
    This probably didn't help but just wanted to add something.

    • @fiendfoliorealnotfake
      @fiendfoliorealnotfake 4 года назад +60

      Nobody wants to enter their house in 3.61 minutes

    • @avalon4459
      @avalon4459 4 года назад +41

      Its *Big Brain* Time

    • @jennyp.deguzman9234
      @jennyp.deguzman9234 4 года назад +13

      wow what a big brain

    • @eroliv1837
      @eroliv1837 4 года назад +7

      That... Doesn't make sense. A minecraft day is shortened just so you will have to experience fighting the monsters. Just imagine a minecraft day being 24 hours. Boring right? So... Not big brain,you didn't think about that.

    • @hualuo519
      @hualuo519 4 года назад +18

      02 Hilarious he is talking about science, not how the game works

  • @_amaria_6501
    @_amaria_6501 4 года назад +352

    So..
    Steve: is sooo strong that he can destroy a tree. He can also carry VERY heavy things in his inventory while travelling.
    Also steve: cant jump over fences
    *INTERESTING*

    • @zhongli9073
      @zhongli9073 4 года назад +18

      You just gotta place a piece of carpet that can magically float in the air. Lol

    • @mmcsdaddy
      @mmcsdaddy 4 года назад +21

      he skipped leg day

    • @sharkpersona
      @sharkpersona 4 года назад +26

      no guys... think rationally... how is he gonna jump over the fence with an anvil in his pocket...

    • @dalinsdomain2542
      @dalinsdomain2542 4 года назад +6

      Next game theory

    • @logtguy8822
      @logtguy8822 4 года назад +2

      @@mmcsdaddy hahaha

  • @Number1Loser
    @Number1Loser 5 лет назад +359

    Mat: says he has flaccid noodle arms
    Also Mat: Ties with the strongest guy in the escape the night season 3 cast

  • @thememery767
    @thememery767 2 года назад +799

    _”In Soviet Australia, trees aren’t wood, they’re iron.”_
    - MatPat, 2019

  • @Opanker_
    @Opanker_ 5 лет назад +486

    Austin: Litterally proves Steve has unlimited strength
    Matpat:Caluculates how Steve can punch trees

    • @PeregrineHawthorn
      @PeregrineHawthorn 5 лет назад +26

      Yeah... MatPat does some cool lore stuff, but his science episodes always feel a little underdone. Austin is where it's at, there.

    • @yellowtourmaline
      @yellowtourmaline 5 лет назад +3

      haha

    • @karmak5461
      @karmak5461 5 лет назад

      peridot
      oh hey peri

    • @Tyler-wg6ck
      @Tyler-wg6ck 5 лет назад +3

      And austins is inaccurate to with the advent of shulker boxes and enderchest.... steve can carry 36 shulkerboxes or 35 and an enderchest which can cary 27 more so (27*64)+(35*27*64) cubic meters of gold iron or diamonds

    • @ashermiddleton9458
      @ashermiddleton9458 5 лет назад

      @@Tyler-wg6ck huh?

  • @elibeth8399
    @elibeth8399 5 лет назад +3826

    “How is he carrying all that in his pants?”
    He’s got those guys jeans pockets

    • @creativethemememan3985
      @creativethemememan3985 5 лет назад +59

      I AM THE FIRSTS TO REPLY AT THIS COMMENT WHAT A EPIC EARLY GAMER MOMENT (idk why i am putting this in all caps maybe for dramatic effects)

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 5 лет назад +16

      True dat

    • @HuongNguyen-ks2dq
      @HuongNguyen-ks2dq 5 лет назад +8

      lol

    • @that_one_mortal
      @that_one_mortal 5 лет назад +9

      Funny joke but its actually called Hammer Space

    • @kristinw1011
      @kristinw1011 5 лет назад +31

      Nah you're thinking of those guys sweatpants pockets, you can buy land and rent houses if you dig deep enough

  • @007pete
    @007pete 5 лет назад +1227

    Picture: steves hand being destroyed.
    reality: steve punching a hole in the space time continuum.

  • @ashtonwilaby
    @ashtonwilaby 2 года назад +58

    Steve: can break very tough trees in seconds
    Also Steve: only does half a heart of damage with no weapons

    • @theclickbaithub5285
      @theclickbaithub5285 Год назад +8

      that's becuase everything in the minecraft universe is absurdly strong

    • @dafilmqueen556
      @dafilmqueen556 Год назад +4

      ​@@theclickbaithub5285, or just stupidly weak. He needs a few punches to pulverize an entire tree..

  • @greasychips885
    @greasychips885 5 лет назад +3377

    *If Steve can carry a stack of gold blocks in his inventory, then it should be easy for him to chop down a tree with his bare hands.*

    • @Mr.Jubilation
      @Mr.Jubilation 5 лет назад +71

      Steve is op

    • @kinlaw7220
      @kinlaw7220 5 лет назад +72

      ChaozGAMNG :o You didn’t know that “god” is based off steve?

    • @thatoneguy3620
      @thatoneguy3620 5 лет назад +58

      Well according to a episode of game theory he can hold multiverses in his hand

    • @PrincessPheonix06
      @PrincessPheonix06 5 лет назад +9

      @@thatoneguy3620 yup so umm hes a beast

    • @Gourmandd
      @Gourmandd 5 лет назад +9

      This is why he isnt in smash phew

  • @XBOXGamerPro7281
    @XBOXGamerPro7281 5 лет назад +648

    66...
    "Oh that's not too ba-"
    ...Thousand punches"
    "mmm never mind..."

  • @erengoksu8158
    @erengoksu8158 5 лет назад +342

    Minecraft: casual fun game for all ages
    MatPat: “Something isn’t right I feel it”

    • @lucmart1470
      @lucmart1470 5 лет назад +13

      "Something's wrong,i can feel it"

    • @kumsaati6792
      @kumsaati6792 5 лет назад +1

      Bencede something is wrong ağaç kırmaya devam edicem

    • @bogusmetz
      @bogusmetz 5 лет назад +2

      “Just a feeling of course. Like something’s about to happen but I don’t know what. If it means what I think it means we’re in trouble in big trouble.”

    • @erengoksu8158
      @erengoksu8158 5 лет назад

      @@bogusmetz exactly

    • @E.S.A.M.B
      @E.S.A.M.B 2 года назад

      Ya let's not talk about the ridiculously massive spiders 🕷️ explosive green monsters and zombies.

  • @Avatar-fc2qi
    @Avatar-fc2qi 2 года назад +46

    I was thinking "Cocoa beans grow on jungle trees. Doesn't that mean they're cacao trees?" Then I remembered that oak trees in Minecraft produce apples, so that's not really the most reliable indicator.

    • @sorayarayan4360
      @sorayarayan4360 Год назад

      well the inside of jungle wood isint rose red

  • @alionthatbeat
    @alionthatbeat 5 лет назад +559

    “Unless Steve is superhuman”
    Has an episode on why Steve’s the strongest video game character ever

    • @-Rabit-
      @-Rabit- 5 лет назад +29

      Actually Austin made the video so there is a chance MatPat didn't notice

    • @ratdogpyro7464
      @ratdogpyro7464 5 лет назад +23

      @@-Rabit- aww man

    • @FriedrichBarb
      @FriedrichBarb 5 лет назад +9

      @@ratdogpyro7464 so we back in the mine

    • @frombogue
      @frombogue 5 лет назад +9

      Steve for smash

    • @moxximain
      @moxximain 5 лет назад +3

      @@FriedrichBarb got our picaxe mining from side to side

  • @MegaGullas
    @MegaGullas 5 лет назад +2101

    "Just how strong is steve?"
    Well, he can compress diamonds with his bare hands so that they fuse, so...

    • @HenBasketFireAlarms
      @HenBasketFireAlarms 5 лет назад +228

      …and also rip the blocks apart into perfect gems, just to do the same thing 25,000 more times

    • @namelesschannel93
      @namelesschannel93 5 лет назад +147

      He can carry over a thousand cubic meters of gold in his pocket

    • @Matasuh
      @Matasuh 5 лет назад +76

      He can hold many anvils in his pockets

    • @deltacream
      @deltacream 5 лет назад +91

      He can carry an ocean of lava through buckets.

    • @satryaisya8471
      @satryaisya8471 5 лет назад +60

      He can hold stars

  • @jackcampbell4593
    @jackcampbell4593 4 года назад +5264

    "In Australia, even the trees are hardcore."
    This aged well.

    • @SurotaOnishi
      @SurotaOnishi 4 года назад +417

      Sick burn..... Oh wait

    • @pokepearl
      @pokepearl 4 года назад +120

      Surota Onishi oh god

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 года назад +152

      New gonna need some water to cool down from that joke... Wait nO

    • @restartishere7865
      @restartishere7865 4 года назад +143

      This joke is a plague onto our society. Gotta wash it down by cracking a Corona with the boys.

    • @equinoxxed_7502
      @equinoxxed_7502 4 года назад +94

      @@restartishere7865 that joke was too dark for me so Iran all the way to Washington

  • @InfinityRedXX
    @InfinityRedXX 2 года назад +24

    11:17 It would take you 66.....thousand 535 punches.
    He had us in the first half, not gonna lie.

  • @KatanaDen
    @KatanaDen 4 года назад +376

    Steve: can carry multiple universes in his pockets. Also Steve: dies to exploding moss.

  • @davasaurthereal4678
    @davasaurthereal4678 5 лет назад +594

    Imagine Matt’s neighbors when they see him punching trees and screaming.

  • @emmanuel8538
    @emmanuel8538 5 лет назад +423

    Matpat: Stop punching trees
    Steve: *I guess I'll die*

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 5 лет назад +1

      Eman just make a hole lol

    • @apotatoduh3389
      @apotatoduh3389 5 лет назад +6

      Eman wrong steve can find a wooden axe in a chest so steve will live .....................I know I can't take a joke

    • @Piemur1
      @Piemur1 5 лет назад

      @@apotatoduh3389 Makes sense tho. Good on ya!

    • @dinosaurusrex1482
      @dinosaurusrex1482 5 лет назад

      RLCraft

  • @Silhouex
    @Silhouex 2 года назад +8

    Matt your hand bones are separated into two groups. index and middle are connected and pinky and ring finger are connected. Both down to the wrist. So before you punch, you have to isolate/ stabilize those groups separately. Your pinky group will hug deeper into your palm and will appear lower from top of the fist. Doing this your fingers won't hurt so bad when you punch wood.
    Experience: Been punching wooden dummy trees for over a decade

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 5 лет назад +345

    Minecraft: *adds shulker boxes*
    Steve: "Every hour, my power grows."

  • @redxphones3281
    @redxphones3281 5 лет назад +193

    *"Looks at thumbnail"*
    I feel like I don't even need to watch this to know where this is heading.
    But I'll watch anyway.

  • @lukeang
    @lukeang 5 лет назад +539

    Long answer: *Stop punching trees!*
    Short answer: Adventure mode.

  • @theclickbaithub5285
    @theclickbaithub5285 Год назад +7

    this is just a rough estimate, but steve has 36 inventory slots and 1 slot in his right hand meaning he can carry 37 shulker boxes that also have 36 slots each, so if he carries enough diamond blocks to fill out all that space that means he is carrying 638,666,496,000 kilograms in weight while still being able to sprint at full speed (weight of armor wasn't taken into account).

  • @khanwargod980
    @khanwargod980 3 года назад +2123

    Steve: Punches with 274 million pounds of force.
    Mobs: survive multiple punches.

    • @Moxalotl12
      @Moxalotl12 3 года назад +75

      so the mobs are strong to

    • @skywalker5653
      @skywalker5653 3 года назад +48

      But then how are tools stronger

    • @Moxalotl12
      @Moxalotl12 3 года назад +29

      @@skywalker5653 there harder that a hand

    • @merinofanfic4717
      @merinofanfic4717 3 года назад +28

      but they disapear of the existence if you punch them enough

    • @Nightelfmusic
      @Nightelfmusic 3 года назад +6

      Scary right

  • @erdrickthedouchebaghero5399
    @erdrickthedouchebaghero5399 5 лет назад +346

    Steve:a man able to destroy trees with his bare hands.
    Also Steve:can't jump over a fence.
    Seems legit

    • @catsofawsomeness8058
      @catsofawsomeness8058 5 лет назад +24

      His muscles are too heavy, he just can't jump that high

    • @TotalDrganMania
      @TotalDrganMania 5 лет назад +27

      Hes obviously been skipping leg day smh

    • @hannahdivic28
      @hannahdivic28 5 лет назад +7

      Chika Uhegbu he’s so heavy and powerful his weight weighs him down so he can’t jump

    • @sky0kast0
      @sky0kast0 5 лет назад +1

      If he could sheep could but if you know the cheese of Carpet you can cross the fence

    • @kittymoonlove01
      @kittymoonlove01 5 лет назад +5

      Do you see how many creatures he fights?
      He can't jump higher than 2 blocks because the size of his balls weighs him down.

  • @WorldWeave
    @WorldWeave 3 года назад +3006

    Steve: punches villager
    Other villager: “how are you not dead?”
    Villager: “I have NO idea”

    • @WorldWeave
      @WorldWeave 3 года назад +29

      Thank you

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 года назад +14

      @2024 student7 and here we see a wild redditor in its natural habitat. A RUclips comment section.

    • @akatsukihajime6100
      @akatsukihajime6100 3 года назад +38

      Steve is just holding back his true power and only reveals it to Alex ...
      *At Night*

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 года назад +7

      @2024 student7 Imagine using r/whoosh and saying your not a redditor

    • @GoRedd
      @GoRedd 3 года назад +9

      @@akatsukihajime6100 stop.

  • @ninjabrickz1501
    @ninjabrickz1501 10 месяцев назад +4

    I love the way that game theory doesn’t tell you the answer straight away but they show you the process of getting to that final conclusion.

  • @petermarsella6537
    @petermarsella6537 5 лет назад +4934

    This is why Steve isn't in smash. He's too strong
    Edit: yeah, I get it, Steve is in smash now. This is a year old comment, why are you all here?

    • @kondad3955
      @kondad3955 5 лет назад +153

      Strong enough to punch stone

    • @lorcan2431
      @lorcan2431 5 лет назад +126

      Strong enough to punch through diamond

    • @weegee9616
      @weegee9616 5 лет назад +204

      Strong enough to carry about 800 golden blocks, instantly dies by a green misformed pig.

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 5 лет назад +45

      When the knock off gets more popular than the original.

    • @erikho6936
      @erikho6936 5 лет назад +32

      @@ZenoCL9
      Stand's name: Diamond Power

  • @HydroSparkles111
    @HydroSparkles111 3 года назад +380

    Steve doesn't pulverize the wood though. The block remains whole when he is done. So he hits the tree hard enough to displace that whole 1mx1mx1m block

    • @bulllettofficial6132
      @bulllettofficial6132 11 месяцев назад +2

      Or cuts in straight lines in 1m segments

    • @alexelion7084
      @alexelion7084 11 месяцев назад

      Yes and the rest of the tree keeps floating in the exact same spot

    • @rachelmanning5709
      @rachelmanning5709 8 месяцев назад

      He punched the physics into submission as well

  • @somecynic808
    @somecynic808 5 лет назад +597

    Steve: Can destroy oak trees using his fists
    Also Steve: Dies from a berry bush

    • @anse001
      @anse001 5 лет назад +71

      Allergies can take out even the strongest man

    • @SF3L
      @SF3L 5 лет назад +21

      Still Steve: falls off 3.5 meter without getting harmed

    • @happydementor6724
      @happydementor6724 5 лет назад

      ultimate noob move

    • @FakeLexi
      @FakeLexi 5 лет назад

      Annika aka anse001 meanwhile steve can also eat them

    • @amayayee2041
      @amayayee2041 5 лет назад +1

      Bush spikey, it go stabby bleedy

  • @randomgirlnamedblackpanda
    @randomgirlnamedblackpanda 3 года назад +141

    Matpat: There are 6 different kinds of trees in the Minecraft universe
    1.16, 1.17 and 1.19: Allow us to introduce ourselves

    • @encryptogamer789
      @encryptogamer789 2 года назад +4

      Indeed

    • @TheNexxusVoid
      @TheNexxusVoid Год назад +3

      Look at the date the video was made

    • @lumdylol
      @lumdylol Год назад +7

      and now 1.20

    • @Faceless_b0y
      @Faceless_b0y Год назад +2

      ooooo that wild lil puppy

    • @rifter4478
      @rifter4478 Год назад +3

      I feel like he still Scales to Building level without any weapon, even with the new types.

  • @SloppyJoe-ke7gq
    @SloppyJoe-ke7gq 4 года назад +1063

    “Unless Steve is a superhuman” has the ability to hold hundreds of 1x1x1 meter cubes of solid diamond in his pocket.

    • @bentley2057
      @bentley2057 4 года назад +18

      Enchanted gapples in old versions is the heaviest item

    • @aaronwalls9301
      @aaronwalls9301 4 года назад +23

      giant gold blocks, even.

    • @hyperjank5129
      @hyperjank5129 4 года назад +36

      Steve isn’t that impressive. I just want to meet the guy who made the pockets

    • @Chris_Cross
      @Chris_Cross 4 года назад +11

      Uh... It's only 1x1x1 metre blocks. Each block of diamond in this case is 1 cubic metre. Not 3.
      That's ignoring the fact that diamond blocks aren't the heaviest block in the game.

    • @Sam-sn8oy
      @Sam-sn8oy 4 года назад +18

      With a full inventory of shulker boxes filled with gold blocks. Steve can hold 60,480 cubic meters of solid gold. Gold weighs 17508.67kg per cubic meter, meaning that Steve can carry 1,058,924,361.6kg in his pockets! That’s over 3 times the mass of the Empire State!! As a fun side note, assuming all of that is standard 22 carat gold, with the current price of 22k gold in the USA being $52.92 per gram, that much gold would be worth $56,038,277.22.
      Edit: Gold’s the heaviest item in the game, that we know of.

  • @DawnsonRPGs
    @DawnsonRPGs 5 лет назад +128

    MatPat: *Asks if Steve has super strength and how strong he is*
    Austin: Yes.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 5 лет назад +2

      What's funny is that I was just watching that video last night...

    • @DawnsonRPGs
      @DawnsonRPGs 5 лет назад +1

      Shinigami Miroku coincidence? Probably.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 5 лет назад

      @@DawnsonRPGs Definitely. That's what makes it funny.

    • @ls200076
      @ls200076 5 лет назад

      @@shinigamimiroku3723 RUclips algorithm, not really coincidence. Same situation if you bought some dog toys on the internet and you suddenly get a pet ad/pet video.

    • @shinigamimiroku3723
      @shinigamimiroku3723 5 лет назад

      @@ls200076 So the only reason I saw this video is because the algorithm decided to show it, not because I'm subbed to the channel? If so, then Pheonixmaster1 was right - RUclips sub boxes are about as functional as (insert Fire Emblem character being completely inept at a particular task here).

  • @cocoabrowniebear
    @cocoabrowniebear 5 лет назад +478

    MatPat: “There are 6 different species of trees...”
    New Minecraft Update:
    I’m bout to end this mans whole career

    • @Amber7H
      @Amber7H 5 лет назад +44

      n e t h e r t r e e s

    • @ryankstenberg2005
      @ryankstenberg2005 5 лет назад +1

      @@Amber7H what.

    • @Virajio
      @Virajio 5 лет назад +16

      @@Amber7H nether trees and mangrove trees

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +1

      I want the swamp mangrove :(
      Stupid idiots who voted for the damn mountains

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад

      @@ryankstenberg2005 Nether trees.
      The nether update features new trees

  • @DSMusicParodies
    @DSMusicParodies Год назад +2

    Actually steve stores stuff in his mouth, it's not moist enough to stop fire but it IS moist enough to keep coral alive.

  • @fluffiddy6515
    @fluffiddy6515 5 лет назад +1851

    “How many punches do you need to chop that tree”
    “How much bread have you eaten in your lifetime?”

  • @omegasynth2775
    @omegasynth2775 5 лет назад +2486

    "Don't punch the trees!"
    Me: *Mines dirt*
    Me: *Hits tree with dirt*
    Me: *STONKS*

  • @Wobbmin
    @Wobbmin 5 лет назад +399

    Title: STOP PUNCHING TREES!
    That sounds like something a tree would say.

  • @lasercraft32
    @lasercraft32 11 месяцев назад +5

    The jungle tree has to be a type of cacoa tree, since they have cocoa beans growing on them.

  • @OGrupxe
    @OGrupxe 5 лет назад +1525

    "Is Steve superhuman?"
    *Steve literally carries the weight of the Eiffel Tower in his pockets and can still sprint and jump*

  • @rainyday6512
    @rainyday6512 5 лет назад +273

    Steve: *breaks a tree with bare hands*
    Matt: *Breaks hand punching a tree*
    This is why parents hate video games
    Edit: thanks for liking

    • @crimson_dragon7356
      @crimson_dragon7356 5 лет назад +1

      Well its their fault for tryna punch a tree

    • @mjsteward8747
      @mjsteward8747 5 лет назад +1

      It’s funny because he is the parent, soon his baby boy is going to have to be the one who is signing petitions to have games removed from parents hands for their own safety.

  • @thewitchbasket
    @thewitchbasket 5 лет назад +230

    "How strong is Steve?" Well, according to Austin he can hold several universes at once in his hands so

    • @auseziegieteursucraineiwst3680
      @auseziegieteursucraineiwst3680 5 лет назад

      Yup your right

    • @gamingcity5877
      @gamingcity5877 5 лет назад

      Steve:hey wanna fight. Bedrock: COME AT ME BROO.

    • @superslime0021
      @superslime0021 5 лет назад

      actually if he carried more shulker boxes he might be able to carry more

    • @jvbon646
      @jvbon646 5 лет назад +2

      So You're telling me that each cubic meter of Bedrock haves a resistance higher to the force required to hold multiple Universes ?

    • @rachalwithana7099
      @rachalwithana7099 5 лет назад

      @@jvbon646 yes

  • @camgrowred9654
    @camgrowred9654 2 года назад +11

    Okay as an Australian I can confirm that iron bark (the slang name for bulllock) is almost impossible to cut with an axe

    • @SupersuMC
      @SupersuMC 5 месяцев назад +1

      What about a chainsaw?

  • @saumyashah7978
    @saumyashah7978 5 лет назад +242

    Minecraft: *Floating blocks and literal dragons*
    MatPat:
    Minecraf: *Punching trees*
    MatPat: Wait, that's illegal!

  • @ramen1392
    @ramen1392 5 лет назад +588

    Game theory: smartest show on the internet
    Matpat: puts all the wrong trees in all the wrong biomes

    • @BananaGhoti
      @BananaGhoti 5 лет назад +8

      B R U H

    • @brennangleason2997
      @brennangleason2997 5 лет назад +17

      "Smartest show on the internet" has to include theory of why you can't break a tree with your bare fists.

    • @l.l1118
      @l.l1118 5 лет назад +8

      VSauce is the only rival to Game Theory’s throne of smartest show.But they do not fight. They both know the media needs them.

    • @freshhomemadememes8223
      @freshhomemadememes8223 5 лет назад

      "Smartest show on the internet"

    • @tylercruz3458
      @tylercruz3458 5 лет назад

      LandsomeBoi shut up he is very smart bitch

  • @gamerboiguymanthing3276
    @gamerboiguymanthing3276 5 лет назад +649

    Steve: * exists*
    Trees: why do I hear boss music?

    • @xaernxd
      @xaernxd 5 лет назад +7

      stolen

    • @ASmartNameForMe
      @ASmartNameForMe 5 лет назад

      I'm stealing your meme

    • @ahasbeen
      @ahasbeen 5 лет назад

      Stfu

    • @hatgirl9992
      @hatgirl9992 5 лет назад

      Minecraft: *gets revived by memes*
      Terraria: ok, my turn.

    • @johnather
      @johnather 5 лет назад

      @@xaernxd hmm was that a reference to a certain other youtube history video?

  • @chelsiewhaley
    @chelsiewhaley 2 года назад +1

    I could punch with that much force if my grandma just got done yelling at me, I failed a test, and my ex broke up with me.

  • @duduforesti1666
    @duduforesti1666 5 лет назад +391

    Steve going to get wood be like:
    "Normal punch"

    • @spotscott8893
      @spotscott8893 5 лет назад +22

      Steve against Ender dragon:
      "Serious punch"

    • @Nai_101
      @Nai_101 5 лет назад +5

      @@spotscott8893 normal punch barrage!

    • @MasterYugi5836
      @MasterYugi5836 5 лет назад +9

      Saitama: my punches are the strongest
      Steve: hold my diamonds

    • @1ronic127
      @1ronic127 5 лет назад

      No steve would be like
      MOUSE PUNCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @1ronic127
      @1ronic127 5 лет назад

      @@spotscott8893 No
      WEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKKK PPPPPPPPPPPPPPUNNNCHHHHHHHHHHHh

  • @brynleighduffy5837
    @brynleighduffy5837 5 лет назад +150

    Matpat: *is raging from playing fnaf and punches a random tree*
    Also Matpat: *make this episode*

  • @Gemarald
    @Gemarald 5 лет назад +289

    Matpat: “it’s powerful enough to lift a rocket over 100 times over”
    Me: *Somethin’ ain’t right*

    • @zacharyvallerand164
      @zacharyvallerand164 5 лет назад +8

      So if I use an axe, I will be able to lift a rocket to space, Seems legit

    • @dubl33_27
      @dubl33_27 5 лет назад

      Are you thinking what im thinking?

    • @za_arto
      @za_arto 5 лет назад +2

      Isn't that amount of force able to ACTUALLY blast the tree to Oblivion and beyond? Like say instead of wood, like gold or something and I'll 💯 believe you.

    • @daenite2480
      @daenite2480 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah exactly. Unless a tree can survive that kind of force for three seconds, MatPat has some explaining to do

    • @skylex157
      @skylex157 5 лет назад +6

      @@zacharyvallerand164 he is talking about the force he has to make to chop the hardest tree with that surface of contact in 12 punches over 3 seconds, so, yeah, with an axe you direct the energy into a milimeter thin axe head, with a punch you have several meters/inches of energy distribution, it is the same reasoning as why you falling in a nail will penetrate your body and you sleeping in a bed of nails will just feel a unconfortable

  • @AmIPreppyEnough167
    @AmIPreppyEnough167 Год назад +4

    3:18 no MatPat, in Soviet Russia, we do this as games since like daycare.

  • @CSAv-yq9fj
    @CSAv-yq9fj 5 лет назад +235

    Just a quick protip: Steve's arms are as big as half of his body's wide, so he'a pretty jacked

  • @missinformation92
    @missinformation92 5 лет назад +416

    Game: does literally anything
    Game Theory: BUT WHY

    • @ghost.iguess
      @ghost.iguess 5 лет назад +3

      so true

    • @kevinwhite3154
      @kevinwhite3154 5 лет назад +10

      But like, Why not? I don't think even matpat thinks these theories are important. They're for fun. For geeking out over a thing.

    • @neptune8750
      @neptune8750 5 лет назад

      Kevin White Ye

    • @missinformation92
      @missinformation92 5 лет назад +2

      I meant this as a joke to answer your question sorry I really do love his work just tried to be a little funny is all sorry for the misunderstanding

    • @luzelenavenegasholguin8023
      @luzelenavenegasholguin8023 5 лет назад

      Isnt that the point

  • @HunterOfStarz
    @HunterOfStarz 5 лет назад +800

    Nobody:
    MatPat:
    “Hey, Steve can punch trees, so WHY DON’T I?!?!”

  • @PhantomSpriteFr
    @PhantomSpriteFr 2 года назад +1

    Did you know that Steve is not human? And it’s for more reasons than just punching down a tree. In the nether, copper doesn’t oxidize meaning that there is no oxygen in the nether. But Steve can be in there for as long as he wants. He can also carry up to 37 trillion pounds.

  • @lucmart1470
    @lucmart1470 5 лет назад +649

    "how is he carrying all that in his pants?"
    ....no.

  • @aidankittilstved4165
    @aidankittilstved4165 5 лет назад +449

    "How is he carrying all that in his pants?"
    Matthew Patrick, 2019

  • @xxitactical_8723
    @xxitactical_8723 5 лет назад +459

    Moral of the story:
    *don’t frick with Steve, or else.*

    • @Ray-mw1fx
      @Ray-mw1fx 5 лет назад +9

      What if I want to frick Steve?

    • @j5545
      @j5545 5 лет назад +7

      I'd frik a Steve

    • @snapps9838
      @snapps9838 5 лет назад +4

      I love to frick steve

    • @NobodyToWorryAbout999
      @NobodyToWorryAbout999 5 лет назад +2

      @@coneskid2 (*-don't like the comment guys-*) *like it guys don't listen to that person*

    • @o.o9709
      @o.o9709 5 лет назад +1

      UNLESS???

  • @Finchyboi14470
    @Finchyboi14470 2 года назад +7

    I always imagined that Steve was tearing into the block rather than punching. Tearing down a tree is easier than punching it

  • @Dragon-hu5ev
    @Dragon-hu5ev 5 лет назад +552

    "hOw IS hE cARryinG aLl tHaT iN hiS paNTs?"
    -Matpat 2019

  • @RejectReef
    @RejectReef 5 лет назад +293

    "Can you punch down a tree?"
    Matpat: Well yes, but actually no.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 5 лет назад

      The quote's good guess but actually no.

    • @RejectReef
      @RejectReef 5 лет назад

      @@BlueBerry20071
      Me: I'm gonna make a funny comment.
      JustAnotherSwitchUser: Good guess, but actually no.

    • @BlueBerry20071
      @BlueBerry20071 5 лет назад

      @@RejectReef I expected this.

    • @kaexewires7531
      @kaexewires7531 5 лет назад

      Didn't you see that russian girl punching down a F R I C C I N T R E E

  • @genericcreator6467
    @genericcreator6467 5 лет назад +329

    “How is he so strong?!?”
    “I do 80,000 punches, a 90 mile walk,-
    “H- HUH?!?”
    “AND A DAILY DEFORESTING OF THE AMAZON FOREST!”

  • @robsisfruity
    @robsisfruity Год назад +6

    i was born on the day 1.0 minecraft was realised!, 18th nov 2011. Love your videos mat! curently rewatching them

    • @nothcial
      @nothcial Год назад

      I suddenly feel so old

    • @based_male9293
      @based_male9293 Год назад

      @@nothcial sadly me too, even though I was born in Nov 2007

  • @nolaneveslage6546
    @nolaneveslage6546 5 лет назад +236

    Shaggy:
    Nobody can stop me
    Steve at 1 percent power:
    *Deforests the Amazon with his fists*

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 5 лет назад +1

      After a few days for sure. It takes tine but it'll take time

    • @donotpressmyprofilepic1127
      @donotpressmyprofilepic1127 5 лет назад +12

      Shaggy : im the strongest person alive
      Creative mode steve : hehehehe

    • @gendumbb
      @gendumbb 5 лет назад

      Dark one, dude,dark one.

    • @derpychicken2131
      @derpychicken2131 5 лет назад +2

      Nolan Eveslage who needs fire when you can serious series punch that forest to dust?

  • @jakethegooze
    @jakethegooze 5 лет назад +191

    Matpat: Shout out to those Theorists currently working at Home Depot!
    Me: * actively working an overnight shift at Home Depot * wow.

  • @whalienhyper2445
    @whalienhyper2445 4 года назад +403

    in the book "Minecraft: The Island", the surviver said " oh jeez, im strong, i can punch trees with my bare hands....."

    • @kymaniplayz1766
      @kymaniplayz1766 4 года назад +13

      Literally read that book like yesterday

    • @sadozo
      @sadozo 4 года назад

      @[GXH] irrevocablerival no arrows? 0-0

    • @literallylegendary
      @literallylegendary 4 года назад +2

      It's spelled "survivor."

    • @sadozo
      @sadozo 4 года назад +1

      @@literallylegendary Grammarly, is that you?

    • @bakugosdog1191
      @bakugosdog1191 3 года назад +1

      @@sadozo I noticed it aswell lol

  • @momotempest47
    @momotempest47 Год назад +1

    Steve and Alex are blessed by the gods of Minecraft so that they won't be extinct

  • @jackparker3350
    @jackparker3350 5 лет назад +248

    Just how strong is steve?
    I mean he can hold literal tons of stone soo

    • @neomori_rhythm
      @neomori_rhythm 5 лет назад +7

      stacks upon stacks

    • @happycamperds9917
      @happycamperds9917 5 лет назад +20

      As Austin said in a video about this, he can possibly hold more weight than the entire universe using the “chest copying” mechanic from the PC edition.

    • @victorpedrosoceolin3919
      @victorpedrosoceolin3919 5 лет назад +11

      Without the coping bullshit in austin's video, me and my friend, calculated, using gold blocks And shulker boxes, Steve can carry as much as 200 eifel towers in his back
      (Sorry for my bad english)

    • @icyrain1278
      @icyrain1278 5 лет назад +2

      Victor Pedroso Ceolin the copying mechanic is a part of the game so it isn’t bullshit

    • @trent800
      @trent800 5 лет назад

      Adam Zayan Iqbal you do not even need the copying mechanic it just speeds things up

  • @shadeof2010
    @shadeof2010 5 лет назад +199

    Important question: when minecraft time is scaled to real time, how fast are those sixteen seconds? What percentage of his day is Steve using to chop down each tree?

    • @mutebanshee7769
      @mutebanshee7769 5 лет назад +4

      I came here to ask this.

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 5 лет назад +7

      His planet does a full rotation in 20 so minutes, you can't scale that, all the planets in our reality do not do a full rotation in 24ish hours, unless you are assuming Minecraft world is on the Earth.

    • @Moxzot
      @Moxzot 5 лет назад +2

      A real time conversion i'd say is about 64x that of the minecraft world. 20 minutes is a whole 24 hours.

    • @hayylog1811
      @hayylog1811 5 лет назад +2

      If Steve took 3 minecraft seconds to break a block of tree, then 20 minutes of minecraft time was the same as 24 real hours, Steve would take an equivalent of 3 minutes and 36 seconds of real time to break that block of tree.

    • @shadeof2010
      @shadeof2010 5 лет назад

      @@DearHRS The problem in assuming minecraft time as its own planetary time is that if a planet had a 20 minute day, it would either be very small or rotating at a speed which would never be able to support life so similar to our own.

  • @yalllouu1094
    @yalllouu1094 5 лет назад +578

    "how is he carrying all that in his pants??"
    *That's what she said.*

  • @d1gital.star.
    @d1gital.star. 2 года назад +3

    The sounds while Mat was trying to punch wood irl hurt me too XD

  • @eoinh
    @eoinh 5 лет назад +205

    *Uses metres and pound-force at the same time*
    "Wait, that's illegal"

    • @WLxMusic
      @WLxMusic 5 лет назад +3

      KgN is a little too cool for Americans.

    • @jacksonmitton999
      @jacksonmitton999 5 лет назад

      Wait, that's illegal!
      Now that's a meme I haven't heard in a long time.

    • @kroolym9799
      @kroolym9799 5 лет назад +1

      @@jacksonmitton999 really? I say it like everyday

    • @IWouldLikeToRemainAnonymous
      @IWouldLikeToRemainAnonymous 5 лет назад

      ”Pounds of fource” is so weird to! Not that ”kilograms of force” would be better, but because we literally have a unit for force which is Newtons. I don’t think it becomes any more understandable using ””mass” of force” as it requires the listener to understand that it means ”the force a free falling mass (in a vacuum) would excert the very moment it touches the surface”... Just use Newtons for force, since no one have an intuitive understanding of what force really is! Well we can feel it but only sometimes, so it is not like lengths which stay the same (proportions) regardless of perspective. Ugh

  • @weaponmaster4157
    @weaponmaster4157 5 лет назад +455

    "in soviet russia, trees aren't wood, they're iron"
    well, of course, how do you think they got all the material to build that iron curtain?!

    • @breadman2177
      @breadman2177 5 лет назад +8

      I love this.

    • @jakobuhren7493
      @jakobuhren7493 5 лет назад +23

      *Soviet Australia

    • @Is_Angel
      @Is_Angel 5 лет назад +3

      I sucked at history, but wasn't the iron vurtain in germany? Xd

    • @Nickster891
      @Nickster891 5 лет назад

      uh wrong thing he said australia not russia if you were trying to quote him i mean

  • @cottenh.2500
    @cottenh.2500 5 лет назад +122

    1900s : we are going to have flying cars in the future
    2019 : how hard do you have to punch a tree to knock it down?

  • @Just_Voden
    @Just_Voden Год назад +1

    1.14 change the oak tree leaves texture meaning Minecraft oak trees aren't Live oaks but rather White Oaks or English Oaks!

  • @nilarey6617
    @nilarey6617 4 года назад +705

    Theorie: Steves pockets are a gateway to another dimension, where all the suff is getting stored

  • @daruffian7811
    @daruffian7811 5 лет назад +235

    Mat: talks about punching trees
    Me: "you can punch rocks in Minecraft"

    • @youcancallmeabi2503
      @youcancallmeabi2503 5 лет назад +9

      Yeah and fire

    • @pablobeatrice6060
      @pablobeatrice6060 5 лет назад +15

      Aswell as obsidian and diamond blocks

    • @carterjean
      @carterjean 5 лет назад +9

      Mat needs to watch Austin’s video on Steve strength

    • @cacs2201
      @cacs2201 5 лет назад

      @@pablobeatrice6060 you can't break those, actually

    • @crashedfighterproductions
      @crashedfighterproductions 5 лет назад +8

      @@pablobeatrice6060 You don't actually recieve those blocks after punching though, which means steve is strong enough to turn obsidian and diamond ore into dust.

  • @ouilegarcon8876
    @ouilegarcon8876 5 лет назад +668

    New update: Steve’s hand has durability.

    • @zacket21
      @zacket21 5 лет назад +32

      And we all know how to train hand durability

    • @monarosberg6036
      @monarosberg6036 5 лет назад +12

      You need to craft a new hand

    • @monsterkiller2763
      @monsterkiller2763 5 лет назад +7

      Mikal Lyngbø how to we create the new hand without hands to create them

    • @Akyure
      @Akyure 5 лет назад +7

      @@zacket21 r/cursedcomments
      🍆👌💦

    • @monarosberg6036
      @monarosberg6036 5 лет назад +3

      @@monsterkiller2763 you control your blood vessles like eisidisi

  • @astreanightfang2622
    @astreanightfang2622 2 года назад +3

    it is hilarious watching this after finding out the TRUE scope of Steve and Alex's strength with chests within chests, within chests

  • @randomesque1475
    @randomesque1475 5 лет назад +391

    “Not all trees are created equally”
    -Matpat, 2019

    • @The_Andromeda_Galaxy
      @The_Andromeda_Galaxy 5 лет назад +10

      Black oak matters! Black oak matters!

    • @technoblode4604
      @technoblode4604 5 лет назад +1

      Just waiting a code geass emperor speech here

    • @shiningarmor2838
      @shiningarmor2838 5 лет назад +1

      There is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees, for the maples want more sunlight, and the oaks ignore their pleas.

    • @BrokenDollyBoy
      @BrokenDollyBoy 5 лет назад +1

      *DiVerSiTy!*

    • @stan4234
      @stan4234 5 лет назад

      Treesist

  • @pedropetu1585
    @pedropetu1585 5 лет назад +394

    MatPat: Stop punching trees
    Me, an intellectual: Punches trees with a dirt block
    MatPat: Am I a joke to you?

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 5 лет назад +4

      Peter Daehan Jang
      You’ve got a semicolon instead of a regular colon.
      Next to the second MatPat.
      EDIT: OP fixed it.

    • @fatherpucci8170
      @fatherpucci8170 5 лет назад +2

      Peter Daehan Jang I use TNT

    • @ArtTheCaffeinated
      @ArtTheCaffeinated 5 лет назад +1

      XD

    • @GriziDaWiz
      @GriziDaWiz 5 лет назад

      Sir Apple He has a different one for each...

    • @antoniscern528
      @antoniscern528 5 лет назад +1

      Matpat I think you forgot that Steve is the strongest game character

  • @hopeless3844
    @hopeless3844 5 лет назад +389

    There’s one person with even more potential then Steve
    The sole survivor can carry unlimited anything and still move

    • @Ihaveararehandle
      @Ihaveararehandle 5 лет назад +1

      Alright mate

    • @tofferooni4972
      @tofferooni4972 5 лет назад +13

      And tell people to kill themselves, if they are charismatic enough.

    • @sandraoliver1940
      @sandraoliver1940 5 лет назад

      Alex

    • @asteros6387
      @asteros6387 5 лет назад +5

      But so can steve

    • @Candy-sm5yl
      @Candy-sm5yl 5 лет назад +9

      Shulker boxes allow steve to carry more than the observable universe in a single inventory slot you buffoon

  • @venlas0
    @venlas0 2 года назад +1

    steve can carry a the whole universe but cant even kill a mob with his fist

  • @greencheeses
    @greencheeses 5 лет назад +391

    steve: smashes log in 3 seconds
    human: breaks hand in 3 seconds

  • @tjknight
    @tjknight 5 лет назад +488

    "is that stupid ridiculous video game thing actually possible in real life?" I've missed this format.

  • @alichehab5804
    @alichehab5804 3 года назад +506

    Superman: *saving the planet with his great strength*
    Steve: Pathetic

  • @ZeroEliteOfficial
    @ZeroEliteOfficial 2 года назад +2

    steve when hes next to a tree: F I S T

  • @MrStealYoWaifus
    @MrStealYoWaifus 5 лет назад +831

    This is why Steve isn’t in smash. He’s too strong

    • @fuffy93
      @fuffy93 5 лет назад +12

      *also has a dragon space monster in smash*

    • @-Jozef
      @-Jozef 5 лет назад +5

      and because well......BECAUSE IM BATMAN

    • @Remiii0
      @Remiii0 5 лет назад +2

      Jozef productions
      why?

    • @-Jozef
      @-Jozef 5 лет назад +5

      because im batman

    • @xeromachinimas
      @xeromachinimas 5 лет назад +3

      @@-Jozef bruuuuhhhh

  • @dragoon_
    @dragoon_ 5 лет назад +720

    Game theory:
    “How strong are Steve’s pants!?”

    • @talentlessmonke3284
      @talentlessmonke3284 5 лет назад +5

      Dragonoverlord Gaming more like his stomach

    • @chickentoast8905
      @chickentoast8905 5 лет назад +1

      he go like nom nom nom to eat yum wood fortnite epic glold minevraft

    • @Evelyn_onfire
      @Evelyn_onfire 5 лет назад +2

      Dragonoverlord Gaming I know this is talking about him holding all those items in his pockets but that is definitely not the first thing I thought of

    • @dragoon_
      @dragoon_ 5 лет назад +2

      Evelyn5000 haha dirty minded are we?

    • @Evelyn_onfire
      @Evelyn_onfire 5 лет назад +3

      Dragonoverlord Gaming maybe just a little bit

  • @02_1
    @02_1 4 года назад +534

    So you're telling me that Steve has a punch that produces a force of more than 100 space shuttles even though he only does 1 heart of damage to a mob. Logic.

    • @thatguywithahorsehead8319
      @thatguywithahorsehead8319 4 года назад +91

      Perhaps the mobs are stronger than they seem, or maybe Steve is holding back

    • @peeranutpompim3276
      @peeranutpompim3276 4 года назад +53

      BlueHood perhaps he just go easy on them to see mobs suffer

    • @thatguywithahorsehead8319
      @thatguywithahorsehead8319 4 года назад +22

      Peeranut Pompim or maybe he holds back so as not to punch the mobs into oblivion

    • @youssefmakoudi293
      @youssefmakoudi293 4 года назад +8

      Bruh

    • @balla_lemon
      @balla_lemon 4 года назад +7

      Dude we are comparing it to real life but Minecraft is completely a different universe

  • @RainWolf25
    @RainWolf25 2 года назад +2

    I didn't know it until now, but MatPat almost cursing is exactly what I needed tonight

  • @juancamilonorena803
    @juancamilonorena803 5 лет назад +290

    Nobody:
    Mattpat: lemme just punch this softwood

    • @ghostpyro4112
      @ghostpyro4112 5 лет назад

      ok

    • @bertoandon9681
      @bertoandon9681 5 лет назад

      That doesn’t sound like code at all...

    • @Bjovs28
      @Bjovs28 5 лет назад

      Matpat: punches tree
      Also matpat: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @teentraveler1790
      @teentraveler1790 5 лет назад

      Such a painful sacrifice. . . for science!

  • @arkron81
    @arkron81 5 лет назад +211

    "The Science Of" show already demonstrated how the Minecraft playable character has infinite strength, able to lift infinite weight, so is it really that unbelievable they can destroy trees with punches?

  • @jw-vs7wh
    @jw-vs7wh 5 лет назад +323

    i don't think i've ever been this early, i love all of these minecraft theories matpat!

  • @AAAAAAAHHHmammamia
    @AAAAAAAHHHmammamia 4 месяца назад +1

    Steve can eat a notch apple that weights an entire airplane: it should be Easy to Punch down a tree with his bare hands