St. Patrick's Bad Closed Captioning

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  • Опубликовано: 16 окт 2024
  • What happens when RUclips tries to close caption a video filled with bad Irish accents and Trinitarian jargon?
    This.
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Комментарии • 291

  • @hansbrackhaus8017
    @hansbrackhaus8017 7 лет назад +611

    This requires a pentecostal interpreter.

    • @Hebrew42Day
      @Hebrew42Day 6 лет назад +14

      Dying. 🤣

    • @dugroz
      @dugroz 5 лет назад +29

      Or C-3PO

    • @ironyusa3885
      @ironyusa3885 5 лет назад +6

      You win.

    • @defiance1790
      @defiance1790 3 года назад +7

      🤣 when I thought I couldn’t laugh any harder from this video... and then I read this comment🤣🤣

    • @heatherthedutch-american1481
      @heatherthedutch-american1481 3 года назад +9

      Help please send air as I can't breathe

  • @matthewdhewlett
    @matthewdhewlett 11 лет назад +187

    "Confess that he's just a person."
    Wow. Could it be that RUclips's captioning software confesses the heresy of Arianism?

  • @Seraholethysie
    @Seraholethysie 8 лет назад +212

    "And yet everything we've just said makes waaaay more sense than Scientology."
    Absolutely!

  • @lorgaraurelian8654
    @lorgaraurelian8654 8 лет назад +332

    "We're compelled by the Christian truth to confess that he's just a person."
    The accidental heresy though.

  • @atleehamelin5754
    @atleehamelin5754 9 лет назад +157

    "Well, five robot lion cars merge together to form one giant robot MRI, obviously."
    Obviously! Why didn't I see that before??

  • @jonathon5015
    @jonathon5015 9 лет назад +251

    Joseph Smith could get a religion out out of this.
    Still makes more sense than Mormonism.

  • @gregorymooreii
    @gregorymooreii 11 лет назад +163

    Yes, who can forget the great Affirmation Creep?

    • @kablutoxyz
      @kablutoxyz Год назад +13

      He hides in your bushes and gives you compliments

    • @UnclePengy
      @UnclePengy Год назад +9

      Affirmation creep: When you're either a New Ager or Pop Christian and practice "positive affirmations", but you seem to be needing to add more and more of them every day.

    • @Chemnitz11
      @Chemnitz11 Год назад +1

      It's kind of like Scope Creep...

    • @davidpement
      @davidpement Месяц назад

      @@Chemnitz11 That socially awkward guy at the monkey trial?

  • @ryanhoward8694
    @ryanhoward8694 2 года назад +59

    The hilarious thing is that I could easily believe several of these phrases were real Irish idioms. “Not picking up litter and down here.” “Ag and together!” Condescendingly asking, “You have all your horses?” “Jacket with the program.” “That could be there on the bush.” …I’m going to start using these and telling people they’re Irish idioms.

  • @sdgml3878
    @sdgml3878 7 лет назад +51

    I wonder if this is what English sounds like to non-English speakers

  • @eritain
    @eritain 9 лет назад +82

    "Affirmation Creep" might be the best malapropism ever.

    • @katchkajr
      @katchkajr 9 лет назад +6

      I like "orchid house"

    • @eritain
      @eritain 9 лет назад +7

      +Puglous Cokie Coen majesty will be fun to draw. But after the doctors of the church have spent century after century propounding increasing amounts of increasingly technical theology and Christology that you have to (at least nominally) subscribe to ... I'm sticking with Affirmation Creep.

    • @michaelmariano4747
      @michaelmariano4747 Год назад +2

      Egg corn make trees

  • @JoshuaHults
    @JoshuaHults 9 лет назад +54

    " That's every in isn't it actually is. " LOL So much win in that

  • @JPKloess
    @JPKloess 10 лет назад +65

    This is even better when you turn on closed captions for this video.

    • @dugroz
      @dugroz 5 лет назад +7

      I did, it all went back to the original version. :)

  • @theophilus5772
    @theophilus5772 10 лет назад +46

    "best confessed in the words of the Affirmation Creep." This is brilliant!

  • @PrecariousPorcupine
    @PrecariousPorcupine 2 года назад +30

    When they call him taxpayer as if it’s an insult 😂 my inner libertarian loves it

  • @radicalchristianity6315
    @radicalchristianity6315 9 лет назад +33

    TOO FUNNY... "Orchid house, probably a bit much" LOL

  • @dlwatib
    @dlwatib 9 лет назад +50

    RUclips does no better with perfectly enunciated voices of real people. I don't know why they don't withdraw the "feature" until they get something a bit more accurate. As a matter of fact, it understands "Irish" accents a bit better than most.

  • @FaithandActiondotnet
    @FaithandActiondotnet 10 лет назад +49

    This is one of the funniest things I've ever seen! (I've watched 3 or 4 times and have cried laughing every time!)
    (Be sure to watch "St. Patrick's Bad Analogies" first.)
    Cokie Cohen Majesty!

  • @janeh9962
    @janeh9962 9 лет назад +30

    "Liquid bias in the park" "That's more delays and passionate!" XD Okay, I'm officially dead.

  • @spc7jax
    @spc7jax 8 лет назад +32

    "One giant robot MRI, obviously."

  • @doritodog6242
    @doritodog6242 9 лет назад +38

    "Don't get what you're saying here patrick." don't worry, neither am I XD

    • @TheNightSpy
      @TheNightSpy 5 лет назад +5

      not pickin up what you're layin down here, patrick

  • @AldermanFarms
    @AldermanFarms 8 лет назад +45

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
    I was thinking of producing a video explaining why creators MUST edit the RUclips generated captions, after having discovered some...ummm...shall we say...#awkward captioning on a few of our videos. I searched YT to see if anyone had done such a video. There's no way to accurately describe how pleased I am that I preformed that search. lol

  • @guitarmanvt
    @guitarmanvt 8 лет назад +17

    "Not picking up litter and down here, passionate." ROFL!

  • @johngibson7307
    @johngibson7307 2 года назад +6

    This is great I love how he does his best to say these messed up captions in the same tones and stuff as the original video

  • @tylerbhopkins
    @tylerbhopkins 9 лет назад +58

    I laughed so hard I cried while watching this!!!

    • @SomeRandomDude000000
      @SomeRandomDude000000 9 лет назад +4

      Tyler Hopkins now watch this video with captions

    • @newenglandsun4394
      @newenglandsun4394 9 лет назад +4

      Tyler Hopkins Marion is an ass Arianism Patrick and geology which they should try to the Holy Spirit recreation dollar the Father.

  • @cbrad-eo6nt
    @cbrad-eo6nt 2 года назад +3

    Things really deteriorated at "Well, five robot lion cars merge together to form one giant robot MRI, obviously."

  • @SoulwinningstudentsOrg
    @SoulwinningstudentsOrg 9 лет назад +9

    "Orchid house, probably a bit much." Lol

  • @WombatProphecy
    @WombatProphecy 7 лет назад +9

    "Salazar revisited" sounds like Harry Potter as written by Evelyn Waugh.

    • @rhysf.505
      @rhysf.505 6 лет назад +1

      Sounds like the three layers of an en-tire...

    • @natereath4966
      @natereath4966 14 дней назад

      when disney runs out of ideas for pirates of the caribbean movies

  • @Interestingenough4
    @Interestingenough4 11 лет назад +5

    Gotta love the part at the end "Everything we just said makes more sense than Scientology". That is true, Pastor Hans, that is true.

  • @MattLorfeld
    @MattLorfeld 10 лет назад +23

    You should see what happens if you do this like 4 more times.

  • @Interestingenough4
    @Interestingenough4 7 лет назад +5

    When I turn on the closed captioning for this video, it gets even funnier and even more messed up.

  • @marikafootring1674
    @marikafootring1674 4 года назад +3

    Affirmation Creep... I'm howling!

  • @Liberty-wo2iy
    @Liberty-wo2iy 8 лет назад +7

    "Liquid bias in the park.." I'm dyin' here...

  • @doritodog6242
    @doritodog6242 9 лет назад +8

    i had both the original and this version playing at the same time. i wouldn't recommend O.O

    • @gracenewsom4694
      @gracenewsom4694 5 лет назад +1

      It's hard to get them to sync up right. But I totally had to try it. XD

  • @joelvancil47
    @joelvancil47 3 года назад +5

    I laughed so hard I literally had tears coming out of my eyes!! 😂🤣😂

  • @skippology
    @skippology 9 лет назад +6

    i laughed soooo hard.... thank you to luthern satire and youtube translators... soooo good...

  • @rockhopper10r
    @rockhopper10r 9 лет назад +6

    Cokie Coen says the Affirmation Creep, I'm sure. :)

  • @Eraktab
    @Eraktab 4 года назад +1

    Form together to form one giant MRI, obviously.
    OBVIOUSLY, PATRICK

  • @TheRadioactiveFX
    @TheRadioactiveFX 9 лет назад +10

    Come on, passionate!

  • @iancaveny7346
    @iancaveny7346 6 лет назад +5

    "Come on, tax rad!"

  • @RichardPlush
    @RichardPlush 11 лет назад +5

    Pastor, I have to say that I am a Roman Catholic, but I think your video's a funny as heck. In fact, I am teaching a class tomorrow based off of this video...the accurate version, not the version of the bad closed captioning that is. :)

  • @user-vx5bd1ii3y
    @user-vx5bd1ii3y 7 лет назад +7

    I laughed--largely because I often say "c'mon, Patrick"--but I liked the video because of the Scientology comment.

  • @basedmugigaming
    @basedmugigaming Год назад +1

    That’s a bad analogy, Tax Payer!
    My favorite line

  • @puncherdavis9727
    @puncherdavis9727 4 года назад +1

    I laughed so hard and I just found all your videos and I CANT STOP LAUGHING.. God bless ya.

  • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
    @OokamiKageGinGetsu 5 лет назад +2

    "And yet everything we just said makes way more sense than Scientology."
    ROFLOL, that's too good.

  • @OokamiKageGinGetsu
    @OokamiKageGinGetsu 5 лет назад +2

    "That's every in isn't it actually is."
    LOL, that's too funny.

  • @ajmittendorf
    @ajmittendorf Год назад +1

    This absolutely cracked me up until tears were runnin' down me face.

  • @ParadeTheGospel
    @ParadeTheGospel 6 лет назад +1

    Love it. My wife is hard of hearing and often times there is only Auto generated captions for RUclips and sometimes I'll give it a try and it's hilarious how off it can be, especially if you're watching someone with an accent like this weight lifter guy Sagi.

  • @ClintonSinclair
    @ClintonSinclair 8 лет назад +11

    Dying!!!! 😂😂😂😂 passionate tax payer

  • @Malhaloc
    @Malhaloc 4 года назад +1

    This sounds what I hear in my head when I try to read Olde English speak.

  • @slaughtered0111
    @slaughtered0111 6 лет назад +1

    That was a bad analogy Tax Payer!

  • @deutschamerikaner
    @deutschamerikaner 2 года назад +1

    Never knew a more passionate tax payer than St. Patrick

  • @DiamondKingStudios
    @DiamondKingStudios 2 года назад +2

    RUclips's closed captioning for this video is again different from what they're saying (except for the last sentence at the very end).
    This could be turned into a chain reaction of interpreting the captions from the previous video until the finished product becomes a political treatise on the rights of dairy farmers and their barn cats.

  • @TheLutheranSatire
    @TheLutheranSatire  11 лет назад +5

    CrazyTalk Animation.

  • @danceswithbears2521
    @danceswithbears2521 9 лет назад +3

    What's really funny is to watch this with closed captioning.

  • @anormalusername93
    @anormalusername93 11 лет назад +3

    And yet everything we just said makes WAY more sense than Scientology...

  • @moondiamondcat
    @moondiamondcat 7 лет назад +3

    The Affirmation Creep!!!

  • @GlitchManMax
    @GlitchManMax 11 лет назад +1

    "That could be there on the bush, Patrick"
    One of the best videos in the world!

  • @josephschubert6561
    @josephschubert6561 2 года назад +2

    This reminds me of one of those "what English sounds like to non-English speakers" videos. XD

  • @shishoka
    @shishoka 2 года назад +1

    Now... when youtube makes captions for this one... do it again.

  • @mmmcounts
    @mmmcounts 2 года назад

    Turned on the auto-generated captions for this one, and I'm glad I did.

  • @KeppyKep
    @KeppyKep 8 лет назад +3

    So who re-watched this with CC on again? Was much closer than the first time, but still not great. My favourite line was "marion is an ass Arianism Patrick" at 1:53.
    I wonder how many times you'd have to redo it before RUclips got it completely right.

  • @hollyacosta8579
    @hollyacosta8579 9 лет назад +6

    LMAO ....giant robot MRI!!!

  • @derpionderpson1424
    @derpionderpson1424 10 лет назад +1

    i like that i have put on cc for this one and from start it is already saying "why".

  • @MatthewFreitag
    @MatthewFreitag 9 лет назад +5

    It gets better if you turn the captions on again

  • @rooksbailey2111
    @rooksbailey2111 9 лет назад +2

    That was hilarious. I was watching with CC on because I couldn't get the name of the first heresy. That was when I discovered the butchered CC for myself. LOL!

  • @HesNotATameLion
    @HesNotATameLion 11 лет назад +2

    "That's more delays and passionate!"

  • @fubaralakbar6800
    @fubaralakbar6800 6 лет назад +2

    This captioning reminds me of my income tax classes.

  • @josiahroyer1062
    @josiahroyer1062 6 месяцев назад

    How am I just seeing this? I'm crying here.

  • @jeru8650
    @jeru8650 25 дней назад

    Play it on 0.5x speed and all of a sudden its the conversation they had after getting drunk to celebrate their conversion.

  • @Cre8tvMG
    @Cre8tvMG 8 лет назад +15

    How did you keep a straight face when reading this?!

  • @henrysmiley5878
    @henrysmiley5878 4 месяца назад +1

    If I ever start a band, I'm going to call it Affirmation Creep.

  • @revvinrev
    @revvinrev 11 лет назад +1

    As one who has a hearing disability, my family has heard lots of interesting sayings from me that I "heard" from them. It takes non-verbals, lip reading, and experience to understand people sometimes, so I completely understand RUclips's CC difficulties.
    Anyone who doesn't enunciate all vowels and consonants sounds nonsensical, just not as nonsensical as Scientology.

  • @idrayas2
    @idrayas2 8 лет назад +1

    i lost it at the "giant robot MRI"
    LOL

  • @Blessedone333AZ
    @Blessedone333AZ 9 лет назад +1

    I laughed so hard I peed hahahahahha
    this is awesome, glad I found you

  • @199NickYT
    @199NickYT 10 лет назад +5

    Samuri -> MRI
    LOLOLOL

  • @Eraktab
    @Eraktab 4 года назад

    Not picking up litter and down here, passionate.

  • @rymskindeep
    @rymskindeep 6 лет назад +1

    that was pretty funny comic relief , thanks for posting it

  • @davidturner1079
    @davidturner1079 9 лет назад +2

    I think I need hallucinogens to re-assemble it.

  • @pianomikey0
    @pianomikey0 9 лет назад +2

    The father of the sun! LOL! Accidental heresy is best heresy.

  • @LeoniCarsoni
    @LeoniCarsoni 9 лет назад +3

    This makes more sense than scientology because scientology is a religion!

  • @GeneralPotatoSalad
    @GeneralPotatoSalad 11 лет назад +1

    ... and not even a day later someone mentions Voltron and I crack up.
    Also, I will convert to any religion with a St. Tax Rad the Passionate.

  • @UnwantedStudios3
    @UnwantedStudios3 4 года назад +1

    still more legit than the new age movement

  • @andstufftheendness
    @andstufftheendness 5 лет назад

    They've since redone it and it is much better.

  • @Kadranos
    @Kadranos 6 лет назад +1

    Well, this drunken father is going to miss a cholera to celebrate their conversion. Actually, when I'm drunk, missing cholera is my preferred method of celebrating conversions, so it's no great burden.

  • @michaelparks1791
    @michaelparks1791 8 лет назад +3

    This is the funnies things I've seen in ages!

  • @WashingtonBall
    @WashingtonBall 4 месяца назад +1

    “And never heard of ball trial” 😂

  • @charliecrowe6606
    @charliecrowe6606 3 года назад

    is it a sin that I just spent 10 minutes of my life laughing at this?

  • @margaretkuwata6794
    @margaretkuwata6794 2 года назад +1

    Yo I have friend who chose St. Tax Rad as his confirmation saint.

  • @MapleAnglican
    @MapleAnglican 11 лет назад +1

    What software do yo use for your animation Pastor Hans?

  • @jdotoz
    @jdotoz 8 месяцев назад

    "Don't get what you're saying, Patrick."
    100% accurate.

  • @PauTheDeo
    @PauTheDeo 19 дней назад

    Now we need the bad captions for this video into a video

  • @peterengland8131
    @peterengland8131 9 лет назад +8

    it would be slightly funnier if I wasn't thinking about the deaf people that couldn't get anything from the original vid. hilarious otherwise.

  • @nanowasabi4421
    @nanowasabi4421 Год назад

    I still heard "that's modalism Patrick" when they said "that's more delays and passionate".

  • @medicalmisinformation
    @medicalmisinformation 8 лет назад +1

    I can't finish this; I'm hyperventilating!!! I'm guffawing until it hurts!

  • @baguette1117
    @baguette1117 8 лет назад +4

    Watch this with closed captioning.

  • @atxangel512
    @atxangel512 9 лет назад

    Literally cried tears watching this.

  • @nancyfriend4156
    @nancyfriend4156 6 месяцев назад

    Thanks, it's like getting to experience dementia.

  • @amyl363
    @amyl363 4 года назад +3

    Can't expect closed captioning to understand the vocabulary of seminary, i.e., "modalism" and "arianism." BUT yeah, the rest is awful, to a comical degree.

  • @amomentwithauntmindydasilv6809
    @amomentwithauntmindydasilv6809 3 года назад

    I need to watch this daily for the laughs.

  • @theLutheran1
    @theLutheran1 11 лет назад +1

    "Salazar revisited!"