So.....how does this clown explain how people who have eaten cooked foods all their lives have lived long cancer-free lives (Betty White, for example)?
For the first time in Good Bad or Bad Bad history, you guys have reviewed a movie that could legit kill people for real rather than just metaphorically.
"Humans are the only species who needs doctors, everything else are just running around in perfect shape. - True" - I guess neither that guy or his interviewer ever heard about veterenarians?
I died ten years ago guys! Then I tried the raw foods diet and I'm back! Don't let the haters call you a "zombie" even when you start to smell funny and you skin falls off. Everything I eat is brain food! I feel great!
watching this for a second time because i'm sick in bed (the cooked food i ate last night probably gave me cancer). watching Bryan's breakdown brings me healing joy.
Remember, folks: if you have cancer, it’s your fault for trusting the medical industrial complex instead of the guy who says raw onions are tacos and that it’s okay to have sex with an ape.
This kind of quackery is the most amazing kind, where literally all you have to do is think about anything they say for more than ten seconds and you know why it's wrong. "Wait. If the food they serve everyone is full of chemicals that are 98% carcinogenic, and cooked food is so incredibly toxic, why doesn't everyone have cancer?" "If all it takes to cure cancer is six months of yoga and raw food, why don't you know anyone whose cancer it cured?" "If you have to call Poison Control if you swallow toothpaste, why doesn't anyone know that, when it's a thing that happens all the time?" If Juliano was a scammer, he wouldn't be telling lies this obvious. This is something you can only say if you believe it. And to believe it, you have to be so profoundly arrogant that you never stop and think about how literally anyone else in the entire world might interact with something.
It's the same bullshit with any cult or conspiracy theorist faction. You can write them an entire thesis that debunks their entire belief, and they'll insist that you're either lying, spouting propaganda, or are secretly working for those in power (who are Jewish for some reason).
Juliano looks like the kinda guy you can snap in two by sneezing in his direction that simultaneously has the possibility to go absolutely, full on, iggy pop style, frothing, shitflingingly _apeshit_. Bryan looks like he's not a great fighter, but can still pack a surprising wollop should need be. As long as Bryan doesn't say he drives a Dodge Ram or that he likes to eat Mickey D's i think it would still be very entertainingly one-sided.
Bryan would win, no contest. Bryan looks like he eats properly and would have the strength and energy to fight. Juliano looks like a drug addict about to die.
"Howard Fine is considered one of the top acting coaches in the country." When you showed that clip from the reality show featuring the Howard Fine Acting Studio, my confused brain instantly combined the names of Moe Howard and Larry Fine from the Three Stooges, and I was totally ready to sign up for that acting school.
@@twisterman4184It's even funnier when you talk about how Juliano talks about great apes as if they have some sort of moral superiority to humans, and cross-reference any scientific view of chimpanzees and realize how sexist and murderous they are as a species.
I am torn because on the one hand these "health food gurus" legitimately make me so angry it's no longer fun but seeing Brian lose his absolute mind sounds amazing. So I have no idea whether watching this is a good idea or not.
Cooked food allowed humans to extract enough nutrients from our food to maintain a larger brain. Animals don’t have doctors and dentists. You know what else they don’t have? Language.
Also, cooked cassava, from which tapioca is extracted, is a staple food in South America and West Africa. Raw cassava contains unsafe amounts of cyanide and can definitely kill you
Kyle seems so confused about Bryan’s rage at the “Sex with a chimpanzee???” Scene. But honestly, I am wondering why Kyle isn’t MORE horrified. The implications of that scene made me cringe right out of my skin.
Knowing the type of people who made this movie and how they feel about sex work and sex workers, that scene is probably intended as more than just a bad joke.
@@thatdarnskag5043 Yeah, I don't think the idiot who made this thing thinks highly of sex workers at all. Portraying them as being so stupid they actually didn't know they just had sex with a chimpanzee. Another goddamn species, for fuck's sake! That's borderline slanderous if you ask me!
i seriously hate people like that with their bee-ess faux-logic. (i'm paraphrasing here) "humans are the only creatures that cook their food, which means it's unnatural"... said while dressed in clothing, standing inside a building, surrounded by metal food service equipment, and talking into a camera... because clearly all the other creatures do that sort of "natural" stuff too. y'all are strong for sitting through that whole movie. i couldn't.
Toilets and sanitation are unnatural. Someone needs to convince these people to clean their behinds like cats do and see how long they last with the 'natural only' craze.
That interview looks like one of those frustrating ones where everything the host says after their first question should be, but isn't, either "that doesn't answer the question" or "that's not true".
Steve Jobs had a treatable form of pancreatic cancer and instead of using modern medicine, decided to do an all fruit diet. After his cancer had advanced too far, only then did he decide to take medical advice but at that point it was too late.
The thing is, at least from a science standpoint, going on a vegan diet AFTER your chemo definitely helps in the recovery. However, going full raw is not necessary but just going whole foods greatly helps with your energy and making your body more alkaline. It is recommended you cut down on your oils but cooked food is okay. Trust me, regular vegans like myself have to deal with these people constantly.
@@Two_Ravens not pseudoscience. There is a correlation between an acidic environment and cancer. I probably should have said ph balanced rather than alkaline.
@@theleap2946 Changing your PH by diet is not a real thing. You are getting misinformation from holistic woo sites. Happens to lots of folks, but you need to recognize that what you are telling people is medical and scientific misinformation.
'Chimpanzees are very clever and wise and not dangerous at all...' and somehow they made a movie with clearly a fake chimpanzee. (But it is possible chimpanzees are truly clever and when they read what the movie is about they just did not sign the contract so this Juliano had to make it with a human in a costume)
Chimps scare me more than Grizzly Bears or Great White Sharks. When they go ape-shit, they peel off your eyelids, rip off your lips, ears and bite off all your fingers. Then they rip off your genitals and just start eating you alive. It's terrifying to listen to stories of people that have survived it.
I was thinking Bryan was being a bit dramatic at first until I heard the line comparing making plastics to cooking food. Now I too want to fist fight this movie.
I'd suplex Juliano any day after watching this nightmare, the flyboy-looking hippie that he is, but he'd probably snap like a popsicle stick on the way down.
Sooo...according to this movie's logic (the 'to get better, stop taking the poison'), if you get bitten by a snake, don't take an antidote, just stop getting bitten by the snake and you will be good to go 😵💫
God, the part when the mom was giving that "reason you suck" speech to that poor doctor whose only crime was trying to save her son's life with chemo and radiation just pissed me off to no end.
So eating just raw food turns you into Wolverine? So checked IMDB to find an image of Juliano as that clip made him look like Skeletor trying to hide with Pauly Shore's skin and wanted to see if it was just bad lighting but instead came across the one user review, that of course is a 10/10. I highly recommend people check out the review as it is in all caps, is one sentence and a nonsense nightmare as far as content.
"BEST MOVIE, REGARDLESS OF HUMAN OR APE AS THE MAIN CHARACTER (planet of the apes) AMAZING I LOVE CHIMPS THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTER PIECE BE READY TO CRY SHOUTOUT TO EVERY MONKEY STOP EATING ANIMALS THEY ALL ARE JUST LIKE THE MONKEY IN THE MOVIE." To save people time...
Oh dear lord. I saw that director on an episode of Penn & Teller bullshit. He had an even bigger surfdude accent then, peddling the rawfood inane nonsense and it almost made me think he was pulling their legs to get on TV. At least he didn't try to play the kid's part.
The poster made this look like a nice kid's movie. The movie itself looks like a cheap slasher movie in terms of quality, but with a religious movie's utter lack of self-awareness.
Every time I see someone say "We need to eat thing that come from the earth" EVERYTHING COMES THE EARTH just because its processed and stuff everything had to come from something from the earth.
Dr. Sinclaire was played by Richard Tyson. If you want see a great late 80s darker type Ferris Buellerish movie he was in check out Three O'Clock High.
Also.....(last one, I promise) 44:05 That looks like commercially marketed (therefore processed) honey that's she's squeezing into that blender to me. This guy should make his own version of "Roar" but with chimps. Even Michael Jackson was smart enough to know when it was time for Bubbles to go into a cage.
Watching this after taking my dog to the vet yesterday because she's sick, only to hear: "Animals live in the wild without doctors and dentists in perfect condition" Must be all that "toxic" dog food she eats... Wut...
Oh yeah same, one of our cats had a rotting tooth and she was eating a more "natural" diet of like bugs before we caught her so that logic just made 0 sense For the record she was living alone in a house we were trying to clean out due to a family member passing away
21:07 He has a white left iris. 5:35 They don't 'need' dentists or doctors because wild animals that aren't in top shape get eaten by the ones which are.
On top of everything else wrong with this movie in 1997 laptops didn't look like that they were as thick as a dictionary and internet was slow as hell.
I gotta feeling this movie will be about as dumb as Disney’s Air Bud films. Edit: correction this movie is even dumber than air bud I think I’d rather watch all the Air bud movies than this garbage.
Yeah, because I'm going to trust dietary recommendations from a guy who clearly hasn't showered in weeks. Dude's bowel movements probably look like a prehistoric swamp.
Save the Chimps is a great Chimpanzee rescue/sanctuary! Check it out - they take in former research, pets, and entertainment chimps. We are 98% related to chimps. Save the Chimps - doing great work!! :)
Ask a billion people what the fundamental difference is between humans and animals and literally only one person will say "they eat raw food and we eat cooked food" and that person is insane
Explanation for the toothpaste poison control thing at like 48:50 is basically that toothpaste is really basic and reacts with stomach acid. it takes more than the amount you'd brush with to cause serious issues but it can cause injury by like bloating you and stuff.
I feel so conflicted! On the one hand, I wish youse every success in the world, because I love ya! But now I kind of ALSO hope your channel grows sooooo slooooowly, so you'll meet the 10K Patreon goal in like 17 years, when you'll have forgotten about it, and be like, "Aw, JEEZ."
"The raw food diet helps you stay energetic and young"- a dude who looks like he's literally about to die
Lots of raw-food fanatics look like death warmed over…
So.....how does this clown explain how people who have eaten cooked foods all their lives have lived long cancer-free lives (Betty White, for example)?
I noticed that in a lot of hardcore Yoga practitioners too. Their bodies are in good shape but their faces look 10 years older for some reason. LOL
What you don't know is he's 230 years young.
@@jeezx689 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I want to fist fight not only this movie but everybody in this movie - including the seven year old." This should be on the box.
For the first time in Good Bad or Bad Bad history, you guys have reviewed a movie that could legit kill people for real rather than just metaphorically.
In a sane society, dangerous medical misinformation disguised as entertainment would be illegal, but……..yeah.
Albert has cancer how do you treat him?
Movie: Yoga & Raw Food
Everyone with a Brain: Chemo & Medicine
GBORBB: Neil Breen!!!
"Cook your food, idiot" caught me so off guard my laughter scared my cats.
The "AHHHHH" from Bryan fucking killed me
Bryan and Kyle put the survival of their brain cells in jeopardy by watching this movie. Thank you for your sacrifice, gentlemen.
"Humans are the only species who needs doctors, everything else are just running around in perfect shape. - True" - I guess neither that guy or his interviewer ever heard about veterenarians?
Yeah but they're not doctors they're veterinarians. Checkmate.
@@YellowpowR they are legitimately animal doctors so yes they are doctors.
@@fordshojoe8080 Oh dang, reverse checkmate.
I have to assume that he meant wild animals
but I'm pretty sure wild animals die early all the time
@@Zcumgod Even Bryan and Kyle make that point!
I died ten years ago guys! Then I tried the raw foods diet and I'm back! Don't let the haters call you a "zombie" even when you start to smell funny and you skin falls off. Everything I eat is brain food! I feel great!
Wait...."So and so opened A VETERNARY CLINIC"????????? Thought animals never got sick????
All of the diseases that we catch from animals, like ebola, mad cow, hantavirus, syphilis, HIV... they all came from processed food FIRST.
I didn't even think of that, they just sucker-punched themselves in the nuts right at the end of their own movie.
watching this for a second time because i'm sick in bed (the cooked food i ate last night probably gave me cancer). watching Bryan's breakdown brings me healing joy.
I'm sick in bed as well! Must have been all the cooked food I've eaten throughout all of my life... but yeah, this film review helps distract me.
@@matthewcrome5835 feel better, my friend.
Now I want a t-shirt that has cooked broccoli on it with the phrase: "That's cancer, baby"
Julian looks the the "after" picture of a Meth - not even once meme.
That scream scared me more than most horror movies.
You're confusing being scared and with startled.
Remember, folks: if you have cancer, it’s your fault for trusting the medical industrial complex instead of the guy who says raw onions are tacos and that it’s okay to have sex with an ape.
This kind of quackery is the most amazing kind, where literally all you have to do is think about anything they say for more than ten seconds and you know why it's wrong.
"Wait. If the food they serve everyone is full of chemicals that are 98% carcinogenic, and cooked food is so incredibly toxic, why doesn't everyone have cancer?"
"If all it takes to cure cancer is six months of yoga and raw food, why don't you know anyone whose cancer it cured?"
"If you have to call Poison Control if you swallow toothpaste, why doesn't anyone know that, when it's a thing that happens all the time?"
If Juliano was a scammer, he wouldn't be telling lies this obvious. This is something you can only say if you believe it. And to believe it, you have to be so profoundly arrogant that you never stop and think about how literally anyone else in the entire world might interact with something.
He will respond by saying “everyone has cancer, they just don’t know it yet”
That guy is the Marjorie Trailer Queen of health food
It's the same bullshit with any cult or conspiracy theorist faction. You can write them an entire thesis that debunks their entire belief, and they'll insist that you're either lying, spouting propaganda, or are secretly working for those in power (who are Jewish for some reason).
This is an immediate classic. Up there with 365 days for sheer insanity. I'd literally pay hundreds for Bryan vs Juliano on ppv.
Juliano looks like the kinda guy you can snap in two by sneezing in his direction that simultaneously has the possibility to go absolutely, full on, iggy pop style, frothing, shitflingingly _apeshit_.
Bryan looks like he's not a great fighter, but can still pack a surprising wollop should need be.
As long as Bryan doesn't say he drives a Dodge Ram or that he likes to eat Mickey D's i think it would still be very entertainingly one-sided.
Anastasios john hola
Bryan would win, no contest. Bryan looks like he eats properly and would have the strength and energy to fight. Juliano looks like a drug addict about to die.
Juliano looks like his muscles have already given up trying to grow.
@@ricochet1351Juliano’s body has never known even a single gram of protein.
IM SO EXCITED!!! ANGRY SCREAMING BRYAN MAKES A FANTASTIC RETURN!! MY HYPE IS REAL HUGE RN!!!!!
Just from the intro, I understand why Bryan said he wants to fistfight this movie last episode.
"Howard Fine is considered one of the top acting coaches in the country."
When you showed that clip from the reality show featuring the Howard Fine Acting Studio, my confused brain instantly combined the names of Moe Howard and Larry Fine from the Three Stooges, and I was totally ready to sign up for that acting school.
Because I love you guys, I have to say this movie has dangerous levels of badness. Stay safe.
Those ape costumes are nightmare fuel
I lost it after the seeing the guy drag the chimpanzee with the forwheeler. 🤣🤣 like no one questioned it on set.
Petition to drop Juliano into the Amazon and see how well "mother nature" treats him
I was thinking the congo where the apes live 😜
@@twisterman4184It's even funnier when you talk about how Juliano talks about great apes as if they have some sort of moral superiority to humans, and cross-reference any scientific view of chimpanzees and realize how sexist and murderous they are as a species.
This movie keeps throwing curveballs and I can’t believe it isn’t satire
I am torn because on the one hand these "health food gurus" legitimately make me so angry it's no longer fun but seeing Brian lose his absolute mind sounds amazing. So I have no idea whether watching this is a good idea or not.
Absolutely worth it!
But….
Health food gurus play an important role in culling the dumbest of the human heard!! 🤣
Watch this, grow powerful from Brian's anger
@@jordanetherington1922 gdi you’re right... ok! I will draw strength from his fury
I sad through it in utter cringe, but worth it just for their reactions. LOL
Cooked food allowed humans to extract enough nutrients from our food to maintain a larger brain.
Animals don’t have doctors and dentists. You know what else they don’t have? Language.
Also, cooked cassava, from which tapioca is extracted, is a staple food in South America and West Africa. Raw cassava contains unsafe amounts of cyanide and can definitely kill you
Kyle seems so confused about Bryan’s rage at the “Sex with a chimpanzee???” Scene. But honestly, I am wondering why Kyle isn’t MORE horrified.
The implications of that scene made me cringe right out of my skin.
Knowing the type of people who made this movie and how they feel about sex work and sex workers, that scene is probably intended as more than just a bad joke.
Is it horrible that I'm wondering more about the mechanics of how it would work? Apes have tiny penises compared to humans. Like... micropenis size.
Then, don't watch Max, Mon Amour (a.k.a. Max, My Love)
@@thatdarnskag5043 Yeah, I don't think the idiot who made this thing thinks highly of sex workers at all. Portraying them as being so stupid they actually didn't know they just had sex with a chimpanzee. Another goddamn species, for fuck's sake! That's borderline slanderous if you ask me!
The more disturbing scene is the implication that the mom molested her "friend"... the implications of that are fucking disturbing
i seriously hate people like that with their bee-ess faux-logic. (i'm paraphrasing here) "humans are the only creatures that cook their food, which means it's unnatural"... said while dressed in clothing, standing inside a building, surrounded by metal food service equipment, and talking into a camera... because clearly all the other creatures do that sort of "natural" stuff too. y'all are strong for sitting through that whole movie. i couldn't.
Toilets and sanitation are unnatural. Someone needs to convince these people to clean their behinds like cats do and see how long they last with the 'natural only' craze.
@@Etherman7 ...I instantly regretted googling this. Rule 34 is a bitch sometimes
This movie made me go to McDonald’s and order 5 Big Macs.. and I’m a vegetarian
That interview looks like one of those frustrating ones where everything the host says after their first question should be, but isn't, either "that doesn't answer the question" or "that's not true".
Steve Jobs had a treatable form of pancreatic cancer and instead of using modern medicine, decided to do an all fruit diet. After his cancer had advanced too far, only then did he decide to take medical advice but at that point it was too late.
Some cancers (not all) thrive on sugar, as well, making such a diet a bad idea…
The thing is, at least from a science standpoint, going on a vegan diet AFTER your chemo definitely helps in the recovery. However, going full raw is not necessary but just going whole foods greatly helps with your energy and making your body more alkaline. It is recommended you cut down on your oils but cooked food is okay. Trust me, regular vegans like myself have to deal with these people constantly.
@@theleap2946 You need to fact check the information about making your body more alkaline by diet. You stumbled across some psuedoscience.
@@Two_Ravens not pseudoscience. There is a correlation between an acidic environment and cancer. I probably should have said ph balanced rather than alkaline.
@@theleap2946 Changing your PH by diet is not a real thing. You are getting misinformation from holistic woo sites. Happens to lots of folks, but you need to recognize that what you are telling people is medical and scientific misinformation.
'Chimpanzees are very clever and wise and not dangerous at all...' and somehow they made a movie with clearly a fake chimpanzee. (But it is possible chimpanzees are truly clever and when they read what the movie is about they just did not sign the contract so this Juliano had to make it with a human in a costume)
Chimps scare me more than Grizzly Bears or Great White Sharks. When they go ape-shit, they peel off your eyelids, rip off your lips, ears and bite off all your fingers. Then they rip off your genitals and just start eating you alive. It's terrifying to listen to stories of people that have survived it.
The idea that the schmuck behind this could get out-contracted by a chimp pleases me immensely.
The chimps read the contracts and despite the director shocking them, they still didn't sign because they knew it was right.
Charla Nash definitely has a few things to say about how dangerous a chimpanzee can be.
I was thinking Bryan was being a bit dramatic at first until I heard the line comparing making plastics to cooking food. Now I too want to fist fight this movie.
Ikr?? I want to punch everyone involved 🤣
I'd suplex Juliano any day after watching this nightmare, the flyboy-looking hippie that he is, but he'd probably snap like a popsicle stick on the way down.
1:44 when you hear someone say they like Billy Owens
Sooo...according to this movie's logic (the 'to get better, stop taking the poison'), if you get bitten by a snake, don't take an antidote, just stop getting bitten by the snake and you will be good to go 😵💫
Do yoga and the venom will sweat itself out. After your limbs fall off from the venom
I just wanna see Brian fist fight Juliano himself.
Brian will snap him like a twig!😝🍗
God, the part when the mom was giving that "reason you suck" speech to that poor doctor whose only crime was trying to save her son's life with chemo and radiation just pissed me off to no end.
This is precision engineered to make me die of rage apoplexy.
So eating just raw food turns you into Wolverine?
So checked IMDB to find an image of Juliano as that clip made him look like Skeletor trying to hide with Pauly Shore's skin and wanted to see if it was just bad lighting but instead came across the one user review, that of course is a 10/10. I highly recommend people check out the review as it is in all caps, is one sentence and a nonsense nightmare as far as content.
"BEST MOVIE, REGARDLESS OF HUMAN OR APE AS THE MAIN CHARACTER (planet of the apes) AMAZING I LOVE CHIMPS THANK YOU FOR THIS MASTER PIECE BE READY TO CRY SHOUTOUT TO EVERY MONKEY STOP EATING ANIMALS THEY ALL ARE JUST LIKE THE MONKEY IN THE MOVIE."
To save people time...
I watched the movie and have submitted a review twice! Neither went through. I think someone is diligently removing these. At least maybe mine
"There's only one problem with Apples, you can't sell them."
really makes ya think 🤔
What's a Stop & Shop?
@@IoEstasCedontagood question
God, that part when she berates the poor doctor for daring to save her son’s life with chemo and radiation just pissed me off.
Anyone else notice the bad guy was the same bad guy from Kindergarten Cop? Who knew... it really was a tumor, and cooked food caused it.
If chimps can fly spaceships, Juliano, why can't they act in your movie instead of people in chimp suits? 😂
That chef guy talks like Owen Wilson if he was doing a bad impression of himself.
Oh dear lord.
I saw that director on an episode of Penn & Teller bullshit. He had an even bigger surfdude accent then, peddling the rawfood inane nonsense and it almost made me think he was pulling their legs to get on TV.
At least he didn't try to play the kid's part.
I'm actually surprised the "scientist" lady wasn't wearing glasses
55:54 “An animal that wants to live in a world that wants to die” is - fittingly, I guess - a pretty raw line out of context.
Wow. So...the bacon I ate this morning might...give me CANCER???
Fair trade, it was wonderful.
The poster made this look like a nice kid's movie. The movie itself looks like a cheap slasher movie in terms of quality, but with a religious movie's utter lack of self-awareness.
I haven't seen Bryan this upset since Camp Blood 8.
So basically a James Nguyen film with slightly higher production values.
You guys are doing the lord's work
I think I just witnessed Bryan losing his mind in real time.
Every time I see someone say "We need to eat thing that come from the earth" EVERYTHING COMES THE EARTH just because its processed and stuff everything had to come from something from the earth.
Belladonna comes from the Earth too. :-)
Cyanide is a recognized organic pesticide. Buzzwords are so funny
I can’t wait to see the fight
That Sinclair character is Crisp from Kindergarten Cop. I’ve always thought he was the discount Val Kilmer.
44:23 oat milk is definitely better than almond milk!
This guy makes "tacos" with cabbage instead of tortillas....evidently grains are bad too according to this clown.
I'd say this movie is going to fill kid's heads with misinformation, if I think anyone actually saw it.
_Big deal…._
*I’M ALVIN FLANG!!*
I'm Alvin flang ya pizzafaced cinderblock
@@twisterman4184 haha you guys!
Dr. Sinclaire was played by Richard Tyson. If you want see a great late 80s darker type Ferris Buellerish movie he was in check out Three O'Clock High.
That was Richard Tyson! Poor guy. From doing movies like Kindergarten Cop and Blackhawk Down to this. 🥲
Dark Ferris Bueller already happened when Matthew Broderick killed two people
Also.....(last one, I promise)
44:05 That looks like commercially marketed (therefore processed) honey that's she's squeezing into that blender to me.
This guy should make his own version of "Roar" but with chimps. Even Michael Jackson was smart enough to know when it was time for Bubbles to go into a cage.
Watching this after taking my dog to the vet yesterday because she's sick, only to hear:
"Animals live in the wild without doctors and dentists in perfect condition"
Must be all that "toxic" dog food she eats... Wut...
Literally, even wild dogs get sick or injured so idek what his point was lmao 💀
Oh yeah same, one of our cats had a rotting tooth and she was eating a more "natural" diet of like bugs before we caught her so that logic just made 0 sense
For the record she was living alone in a house we were trying to clean out due to a family member passing away
Bryan's scream is like the T-Rex's roar from Jurassic Park.
1:43
The intro gave an amazing cue to what's gonna come out next 👌 glad to see you boys back😌
21:07 He has a white left iris.
5:35 They don't 'need' dentists or doctors because wild animals that aren't in top shape get eaten by the ones which are.
This movie is a new category: dumb bad
I had epilepsy, till I ate raw meat and drank blood… then I got worse 🤣
So inspiring 😀
@@thegreatmarondraith8741 😉😂
The movie sounds like a good reason to cook everything...lol
On top of everything else wrong with this movie in 1997 laptops didn't look like that they were as thick as a dictionary and internet was slow as hell.
Favorite part was when they gave the kid a month basically to live and then she tries to convince him that his pills would help him
I gotta feeling this movie will be about as dumb as Disney’s Air Bud films. Edit: correction this movie is even dumber than air bud I think I’d rather watch all the Air bud movies than this garbage.
Yeah, because I'm going to trust dietary recommendations from a guy who clearly hasn't showered in weeks. Dude's bowel movements probably look like a prehistoric swamp.
Can u imagine how sticky your hair would be washing your hair with honey. Lol and i guess in place of body wash.. Use molasses.
The Du jour method for crunchy vegans these days is coconut oil. Just saying.
Sinclair was played by Richard Tyson... the bad dad in Kindergarten Cop, and the bad "kid" in Three O'Clock High.
"I WILL FIGHT YOU MOVIE" is my new favorite response ever. The sincerity 😂😂😂
Save the Chimps is a great Chimpanzee rescue/sanctuary! Check it out - they take in former research, pets, and entertainment chimps. We are 98% related to chimps. Save the Chimps - doing great work!! :)
Ask a billion people what the fundamental difference is between humans and animals and literally only one person will say "they eat raw food and we eat cooked food" and that person is insane
Explanation for the toothpaste poison control thing at like 48:50 is basically that toothpaste is really basic and reacts with stomach acid. it takes more than the amount you'd brush with to cause serious issues but it can cause injury by like bloating you and stuff.
I'm so glad I clicked on this. I thought I wasn't in the mood for one of your bad movies but.... YES I FREAKING AM!!!
Poor man's Danny McBride is none other than RIchard Tyson, you might know him as the bad guy in Kindergarten Cop.
Just that small montage clips of this movie was brilliantly funny as f! Ten seconds and I'm on floor laughing!
I feel so conflicted! On the one hand, I wish youse every success in the world, because I love ya! But now I kind of ALSO hope your channel grows sooooo slooooowly, so you'll meet the 10K Patreon goal in like 17 years, when you'll have forgotten about it, and be like, "Aw, JEEZ."
I love this early friendly aggression from Brian. Great job Kyle for playing along
All other animals also don't make movies... maybe he should have followed that trend too...
Sinclair was the bad guy in kindergarten cop.
I do prefer Almond Milk, but that's because oats aggravate my acid reflux for some reason.
This felt like an extra long video on Jeff Holiday's wingnut roundup. I was waiting for him to start drinking pee
William Hurt (RIP) was Betty’s dad in the MCU, Sam Elliot was in Ang Lee’s Hulk.
LEMON JUICE FOR CONDITIONER? It’s literally acidic and would try your hair out so bad
Took me a while to notice that Dr Sinclair was played by Richard Tyson,.,,,didnt expect anyone remotely famous in this mess of a movie.
If humans never cooked food we would not have evolved such large brains as we did. This guy is just whack
Karl Pilkington talks about the Monkey in space. Its quite funny listening to him try to explain it to Ricky Gervais
That dude who buys the monkey is 'Crisp' from Kindergarten Cop...
Keep rocking guys, thanks for the laughs 🤟😂
1:44 that my friends, is a true scream of pure, undiluted rage...be afraid
My brain hurts. I can't imagine how bad this was to actually watch.
No thanks. I’ll take da chemo and tumba surgery
I hear you Bryan....I want to fist fight this movie too!!! Cheers from Quebec!
Oat milk has less protein and more sugar but it tastes good... Soy milk is still the best, More sustainable than almonds and tons of protein.
I tried oat milk and didn’t like it too much, it had a weird aftertaste. I’ve tried various soy milks that are ok but I still prefer the real thing!
This one broke Bryan lol
Katie, how do you survive this man's anger? It is strong
His anger is only directed at stuff that deserves it, aka not me because I am amazing
@@katie483 True true.
@@seid3366 In all seriousness, we have been together 8 years and Bryan has never once raised his voice to me. He’s the definition of a gentle giant
@@katie483 I'm sure we can all speak for everyone when I say "We want a Bryan."
@@katie483 Awww! ❤❤❤❤