Mummy Dearest - Good Bad or Bad Bad

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 2 года назад +10

    This movie has all the hallmarks of a "Frankenstein Movie". It's like this guy started out making a movie, then ran out of money, and couldn't get the actors back. So then he saved up a little more, but didn't have the budget to do the original horror movie idea that he had. So he wrote a lower budget story, deciding on some psychological thriller idea, where there was some woman going crazy, and/or discovers that she's psychic or something. Then he got some of his friends together to film some scenes. Then he ran out of money again. Then he saved up a little, wrote some new material for a new thriller idea that he had about a serial killer, and filmed some more scenes with his friends, and managed to get Lou Ferrigno in for a day. And then... he most likely looked at all the random crap that he shot for all these different movie ideas he had, and just... realizing that he couldn't get the money together, or get any of the actors back, just decided to attempt to edit everything together into some kind of narrative. This is most likely the case in my opinion, and this is why we have these three... strangely separated, and odd, storylines, mashed together in this nonsensical way. I believe that first, the movie was meant to be a horror movie about this kid's mom, a mummy, coming back to life to get revenge on people, or to just.. be come generic slasher movie involving a mummy. Then there's this movie about a disabled woman, who's slowly going insane, but who's really psychic, and maybe she can solve the mystery of the crap filmed in the first movie attempt, and maybe she's imagining the mummy, or the mummy is helping her get revenge, or is helping with her psychic visions. Then... there's the Lou Ferrigno as the serial killer plot (I have no clue what purpose this new script would have served... ). Every other scene in this convinced me more and more that this was a "Frankenstein Project".

  • @BlackburnBigdragon
    @BlackburnBigdragon 2 года назад +79

    I love how right off the bat there's an argument over whether the chiropractor is a quack or not, and how the mom knows a REAL chiropractor. The funny thing about all of this is that legit, in the real world, ALL chiropractors are quacks.

    • @aaronjustice9020
      @aaronjustice9020 2 года назад +6

      More like massage therapists than how they have been portrayed in the US. I don't know how they pulled that off.
      I mean if you are going for a massage, to get your back popped, and to be looked like an x ray or shown exercises to do, that's all fine. I wouldn't let them touch me neck or anything dangerous. I know at least one person hurt by a chiropractor for letting them pop the neck.

    • @xyshomavazax
      @xyshomavazax 2 года назад +5

      Reminds me of a conversation I once had.
      Friend: “What does [wife of new acquaintance] do for a living?”
      Me: “She’s apparently a psychic.”
      Friend: “No, she’s not.”
      Me: “Let me rephrase …” XD

    • @MrShigura
      @MrShigura Год назад

      @@Noticing-Enjoyer No, you’re just gullible.

  • @longlivethesheet4561
    @longlivethesheet4561 2 года назад +8

    This feels like a spoof of a psychological thriller, like a supernatural farcical take on Rear Window

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 2 года назад +30

    “Your narrative makes no sense!” Yelling Bryan is my favorite kind of Bryan! Lmao

  • @kevincola3184
    @kevincola3184 2 года назад +17

    I'm so glad that FanboyFlicks and Brandon Tenold finally brought me to this channel as well as my love of Rifftrax and MST3K. I've been binge watching at least one or two episodes a day and I'm shocked beyond belief that this channel doesn't have at least 200k subscribers, it's a travesty!

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 Год назад +1

      Exact same here. On every point. Lol

    • @kevincola3184
      @kevincola3184 Год назад +1

      @@guybrush1701 The only reasons this channel doesn't have like 500k subs is due to the fact that Bryan and Kyle do pretty long videos and the majority of people that watch RUclips have ADD or ADHD and can't watch one video for more than 20-25 minutes.
      Unlike most people on here, I usually dislike watching YT videos that are under 15 minutes, lol.

    • @guybrush1701
      @guybrush1701 Год назад

      @@kevincola3184 i sneak earbuds into my job as I work in a food packaging plant and I do have ADHD so I need constant stimulation. So I download longform videos to listen to on the floor. I love this channel for that. Lol

  • @JoshuaGoudreau
    @JoshuaGoudreau 2 года назад +7

    As a disabled person I can say that I have yelled at my legs to just work dammit. Not while being chased by a serial killer though...

  • @hostofwords
    @hostofwords 2 года назад +6

    "Shady Pines, Ma!" - Dorothy, Golden Girls

  • @richardbubb7629
    @richardbubb7629 2 года назад +6

    That Tara Reid scream sound like Rich Evans.....perhaps he did the ADR?

  • @taylorsmith5990
    @taylorsmith5990 2 года назад +6

    Man the algorithm sucks cuz you guys deserve way more subscribers lol you guys and double toasted make some of my favorite bad movie content

  • @agentxorangexskies
    @agentxorangexskies 2 года назад +23

    The bird is a budgie, too. They can't even talk. I choose to believe that there's just some ventriloquist right outside of frame constantly throwing his voice to the bird to about everyone.

    • @markiangooley
      @markiangooley Месяц назад

      Wikipedia claims that budgies can talk and that some males talk unusually well. I thought they couldn’t talk either…

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 2 года назад +14

    For the record Mommie Dearest should be on This is Lit!

    • @quinnzykir
      @quinnzykir 2 года назад +2

      TINAA!!! BRING ME THE AX

  • @riffler24
    @riffler24 2 года назад +2

    the scene with the mother attacking Quinton reminds me so much of the scenes in Naked Gun where Norbert keeps stumbling into danger after danger

  • @weirdguy1495
    @weirdguy1495 2 года назад +5

    Why does the intro to this remind me so much of that scene in Mac and Me where the kid in a wheelchair falls off a cliff?

  • @MrAlsachti
    @MrAlsachti 2 года назад +4

    The shadow of the drone is an obvious Kubrickian reference to the shadow of the helicopter at the beginning of The Shining.

  • @tammybradburn7163
    @tammybradburn7163 2 года назад +20

    I'd love to see the actress who plays the mom in a movie with Neil Breen!

  • @stanpapi5451
    @stanpapi5451 2 года назад +4

    See Mommy Dearest, stat!

  • @RyllenKriel
    @RyllenKriel 2 года назад +7

    It's always hilarious to me when Brian hasn't seen a famous movie yet or doesn't get a reference and Kyle's reaction is to zone out afterwards going to a happy memory or checking his phone as Brian rambles on.

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +2

      Right?! Yet he’s always surprised when Kyle does it!😆🤷‍♀️
      I’m rewatching the episode and the first time around, I totally missed just how legit ANNOYED Bryan was, that Kyle missed the Tara joke he was really excited about telling-because Kyle was distracted by checking *Mommy Dearest* quotes. 🤣

  • @jamesoblivion
    @jamesoblivion Год назад +2

    Kyle: can't believe Bryan hasn't seen Mommy Dearest
    Also Kyle: thinks Mommy Dearest is Whatever Happened to Baby Jane?
    WHO'S UNCULTURED NOW, YOU FUCK! 😂

  • @bassvibasics479
    @bassvibasics479 2 года назад +4

    This episode's Bryan Schilligo Phrase Count:
    We'll Get Into That: 2
    Amazing: 3
    Wild: 3
    Insane: 4
    What Is Happening/Going On: 6
    Weird: 6
    and a new entry into the lexicon... (drumroll please...)
    Chaos: 6

  • @ravensangst
    @ravensangst 2 года назад +13

    How is every single second of this movie frustrating? 😫 I love you guys and I still had a hard time getting through the review because NO decision makes any sense. The hate is palpable.

  • @cammysixx
    @cammysixx 2 года назад +3

    That Frank dude out-Jared-Leto'ed Jared Leto.

  • @rosskwolfe
    @rosskwolfe 2 года назад +16

    This show is dangerous. I almost choked on some saliva I was swallowing when you said "Only Sweat".

  • @Blutteufel
    @Blutteufel 2 года назад +9

    I love how every time Bryan sees something weird in a movie, it's always _"Oh, a serial killer did that."_

    • @glorygloryholeallelujah
      @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад

      Given the frequency of the claim…
      I would imagine that he’s statistically been correct at least once by now-right?😂🤦‍♀️

  • @justsignmeup911
    @justsignmeup911 2 года назад +11

    Bryan needs to watch Baby Jane and Mommie Dearest, a good good movie and a good bad movie.

    • @langleymneely
      @langleymneely 2 года назад +3

      I was shocked! Especially considering Mommie Dearest is also a terrible book. It’s a prime candidate for this or Bryans other podcast.

    • @johnrula
      @johnrula 2 года назад

      @@langleymneely indeed he should have seen Mommie Dearest in film school…weird

  • @HaritheRenaissanceMan
    @HaritheRenaissanceMan 2 года назад +4

    I looked up the IMDb profile for this film. It’s true. There’s a separate voice actress for the Autumn character. This was a fun (and simultaneously painful) review. I’d give it a Bad Bad score too, only because the narrative is impossible to follow in a frustrating way, especially the garbled ending which honestly has NO resolution or a twist that’s worth caring about (vs. our old friend Neil Breen, whose narratives never make sense, but it’s so fun to watch that it doesn’t matter anyway).

  • @VanillaBizcotti
    @VanillaBizcotti 2 года назад

    The falling down the stairs animation is great

  • @matthewcrome5835
    @matthewcrome5835 2 года назад

    The balcony design of the house reminds me of the Mac and Me house- absolute nightmare/death trap for someone in a wheelchair

  • @Howlingd0g
    @Howlingd0g 2 года назад +3

    Petition to get the guy who plays Frank together with Maxwell Caulfield for a piano duet.

  • @royjohnson3361
    @royjohnson3361 2 года назад +10

    Sounds like a perfect representative of bad modern horror movies.

  • @No_Joke_Pro
    @No_Joke_Pro 2 года назад +3

    Kyle does a great George Constanza impression

  • @randomreviews4278
    @randomreviews4278 3 месяца назад

    7:50 😂 love how kyle said wait their's more here

  • @yonderboygames
    @yonderboygames 2 месяца назад

    The "Mommy Dearest" tangent was hilarious.

  • @Djedadiah
    @Djedadiah 2 года назад +11

    It always amuses me how straight men into bad movies and gay men into bad movies have different references. Mommy Dearest and ... Baby Jane are camp classics. (... Baby Jane is legit good, though.)

    • @johnrula
      @johnrula 2 года назад

      I am shocked that Bryan has NOT seen either of these movies its shocking for a person into film…

  • @xen0bia
    @xen0bia 2 года назад +1

    NO WIRE HANGERS! NO WIRE HANGERS... EVER!

  • @supersanity2298
    @supersanity2298 2 года назад

    We can wear a vast array of many exciting ties, thank you very much. :)

  • @jaygent2836
    @jaygent2836 2 года назад +1

    Best episode in a wee while, fantastic x

  • @malykoth
    @malykoth 2 года назад +2

    So, I did some research (i.e.: looked up on IMDB). The director, White Cross, wrote and directed something called 'Cranial Sacral: Coma', starring...Tara Reid and Anna Sherman (Autumn)! What's with the obsession with Cranial Sacral? Tara must be his muse, as she was in another movie he wrote called 'Masha's Mushrooms'.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад +4

    *{Mummy on the veranda}*
    Would’ve been a WAY better title.

  • @PFiction24
    @PFiction24 2 года назад +2

    Doctor Detroit: I’m a chiropractor, but I’ll do it in revere to you!

  • @fanofeverything
    @fanofeverything 2 года назад +7

    Bryan is being genereous when he says she has a 'slight accent'

  • @LilyoftheLake14
    @LilyoftheLake14 Год назад

    The line she says at 34:29 isn't "help me, please." She slurs the line so it's kind of hard to understand, but she actually says, "S'cuse me, please." Short for "EXcuse me, please" which makes way more sense because they're passing each other on the stairs and she's just saying "Excuse me," as she walks by, a totally normal thing. That's why he just keeps walking lol.

  • @hostofwords
    @hostofwords 2 года назад +2

    Also, this is more "Whatever happened to Baby Jane?" than Mommy Dearest

    • @HaritheRenaissanceMan
      @HaritheRenaissanceMan 2 года назад +1

      Definitely has a Baby Jane vibe! And the irony of Mummy Dearest which is a pun on Mommie Dearest which is a biopic on the actress Joan Crawford (starring against Bette Davis in Whatever Happened to Baby Jane) is all lost on Bryan who doesn’t know those films and hence doesn’t see all those allusions in this piece of s*** film (sigh).

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Месяц назад

    IMDb does show that Autumn’s voice is provided by a different actress, and that the one we see lived in Russia when young (and presumably was born there, though it’s not stated directly in her bio), and Israel.

  • @CodeNameX001
    @CodeNameX001 2 года назад +1

    I can't wait to get my own personalized bottle of Movie Guy Anger Sweat.

  • @IoEstasCedonta
    @IoEstasCedonta 2 года назад +3

    And here I was expecting Joan Crawford.

  • @guybrush1701
    @guybrush1701 Месяц назад

    18:52 she sounds adorable!!!

  • @leonprowse5806
    @leonprowse5806 2 года назад

    The whole first minute is fire

  • @lisastormo5803
    @lisastormo5803 Год назад

    44:33 I think its supposed to show that he didnt actually take the food and leave that day, or, that time hasnt actually passed?

  • @thetandfpodcast
    @thetandfpodcast Год назад

    Holy shit, I went to the same acting conservatory as the girl who played Autumn. She actually has a really thick Russian accent. Pretty sure she married one of the dudes from Black Veil Brides.

  • @matthewchance8835
    @matthewchance8835 2 года назад

    Richard Tyson played "Buddy Revell" in Three O'Clock High, check it out, it's a great movie.

  • @Fizzgig73
    @Fizzgig73 2 года назад +1

    No more wire hangers!

  • @GL4SS_20
    @GL4SS_20 2 года назад +3

    Brian/Kyle… have either of you heard of the Lifetime Mini Movie presented by KFC starring, the one and only, Mario Lopez as Colonel Sanders? Might be a fun watch for you guys 🙂

  • @adrienfourniercom
    @adrienfourniercom 2 года назад +3

    Lou Pharaoh new.
    Tching bam!

  • @stevencowie7151
    @stevencowie7151 9 месяцев назад

    Mommie Dearest is right up your street. It's insane cubed. Enjoy!!!

  • @A_Stereotypical_Heretic
    @A_Stereotypical_Heretic 2 года назад

    14:50 that's a corner piece my guys, not a window. Some maniacs glue motherboards over standing mirrors as some metaphor for our ever increasing artificial reflection and dependency on technology.

  • @MercuryKurogane
    @MercuryKurogane 2 года назад

    28:08 To be fair, morphine can make you see things and hear things that aren't there, but its not really a paranoid sense of it

  • @OlNeb-k2b
    @OlNeb-k2b 2 месяца назад

    “Excuse me” is what she says at 35:01.

  • @madizzle90
    @madizzle90 2 года назад +2

    3/4 of this movie is Scarlett hyperventilating, Scarlett getting in or out of her wheelchair, or Autumn shouting her ADR lines.

    • @Gideon13397
      @Gideon13397 2 года назад

      The ADR is soo terrible. 😂😭

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 2 года назад +1

    Who chokes on an orange?!!

  • @LoveTrueMusic1
    @LoveTrueMusic1 2 года назад

    21:37 Classical musician here, the soundtrack at this point is 100% a piano when the actor is shown at an organ keyboard. And there are no pipes in sight so how exactly is that keyboard going to make any noise? XD

  • @cm9439
    @cm9439 Год назад

    Mayor she was looking for Zuul from Ghostbusters.

  • @Dustemikkel_Rev
    @Dustemikkel_Rev 2 года назад +4

    Is Lou Ferrigno slowly turning into the Cameron Mitchell for the current generation?

    • @aikisteven0616
      @aikisteven0616 2 года назад +1

      At least Lou hasn't gotten to the 'I do all my scenes sitting down' phase yet!

    • @Dustemikkel_Rev
      @Dustemikkel_Rev 2 года назад

      @@aikisteven0616 And he's sober. Lou is making much more of an effort than Cameron, but they are starting to match eachother in screen time.

  • @aaronjustice9020
    @aaronjustice9020 2 года назад +1

    A SLIGHT accent Bryan?
    The third drug she lists sounds like citalprom which is Celexa so that could have mental side effects.

  • @mystical5868
    @mystical5868 2 года назад +1

    Make Bryan watch Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, that movie is amazeballs.

  • @glorygloryholeallelujah
    @glorygloryholeallelujah 2 года назад

    On rewatch…
    I missed how legitimately pissed off bryan was, about Kyle missing the “Tara’s voice” joke he was SO excited about telling (33:36).
    He just plays it off-but you can definitely tell that it momentarily cut him real deep!🤣🤦‍♀️

    • @Andy_Sidaris
      @Andy_Sidaris 2 года назад

      Always enjoy when Bryan gets upset with kyle on here

  • @dragonmaster613
    @dragonmaster613 2 года назад +1

    This looks like something I found on Tubi.

  • @DaveTerrasidio
    @DaveTerrasidio 2 года назад +1

    be funny if the mummy was like:
    "W...i.r.e...c.o...o..a.t....h.aaa...ang.e.r...s...."

  • @Slomopimpslap
    @Slomopimpslap 2 года назад

    The last scenes seems to be the mother and daughter moving into a different house, then candles lit at the house they just moved from meaning someone is still alive there. Or maybe not. That seemed to be what they were going for.

  • @quinnzykir
    @quinnzykir 2 года назад +2

    How do you go from The Blindside to this?!!!

    • @toddjones1480
      @toddjones1480 4 месяца назад

      It's arguably a lateral move.

  • @BasBleuBelle
    @BasBleuBelle 2 года назад +1

    What's with the delivery dude coming in the front door at 16:04 & 16:32 ?

  • @ashamazon2262
    @ashamazon2262 2 года назад +1

    I like Kyle trying to pay homage to Joan Crawford / Betty Davis even if he got it wrong

  • @bryanrussell4613
    @bryanrussell4613 2 года назад

    This is a weird ass movie. Twin Peaks to the extreme! NEIL BREEN!!!

  • @Kloxbyn
    @Kloxbyn 2 года назад +1

    If Bryan had longer hair and an Australian accent, he could be 'Ozzy Man Reviews' twin.

  • @pphead6141
    @pphead6141 2 года назад

    She said ‘it’s just me’ on the stairs. That’s the hard to hear line

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots 2 года назад

    I've had a gun pulled on me and was less freaked out and calm than the mom was in every scene

  • @Andy_Sidaris
    @Andy_Sidaris 2 года назад

    Autumn is looking fit
    "And then her mom shows up"
    Whoops

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle 2 года назад +2

    The first explorers of King Tut's tomb were shocked to find polka dot wallpaper, blue appliances, and Native American symbols.

  • @GBart
    @GBart 2 года назад +3

    Ohh man what is that on the piano, I know it's Rachmaninoff, which song is it?

    • @GBart
      @GBart 2 года назад +2

      Prelude in C# minor

  • @kingsnorthlobotomy
    @kingsnorthlobotomy 2 года назад

    Mommie Dearest, with Faye Dunaway, would be a great film for the show.

  • @lisastormo5803
    @lisastormo5803 Год назад

    As someone who has panic attacks: the moms acting feels weirdly good when shes freaking out, and trying to not freak out. I dont know exactly how I look when Im ~there~, but fuck me, I dont think it looks very... natural? I mean, she isnt incredible, but with what she had to work with, and who she had to work with, shes doing a good job so far (Im only 16 min in)

  • @kaizerlith7070
    @kaizerlith7070 2 года назад

    23:30 why did it play "Jumpscare stinger" at this part? She just sees a person she saw earlier. Is he supposed to be in her backyard or something? Because the editing kind of makes it look like he is far away.

  • @GBart
    @GBart 2 года назад

    "buddy dad" lol

  • @cm9439
    @cm9439 Год назад

    Watch "Whatever Happened To Baby Jane," Bryan.

  • @thegoldenhammer12
    @thegoldenhammer12 2 года назад

    Hells yeah! I nvr catch ya'lls premiers!

  • @markiangooley
    @markiangooley Месяц назад

    Twenty or thirty years ago I would get Jehovah’s Witnesses dropping by, usually in pairs. Not recently. Now I get a letter, sometimes entirely handwritten, from someone unfamiliar but with an address nearby, who by the end of the letter makes it clear that he or she is a JW who’s willing to have a talk with me about them. I get two or three such letters a year of late.

  • @randomreviews4278
    @randomreviews4278 3 месяца назад

    9:49 why would you do that but its soo funny 😂

  • @simopen
    @simopen 2 года назад

    Hey, where's the right place to suggest something to watch?

  • @thewraithwriter22
    @thewraithwriter22 2 года назад

    This movie is fucking bonkers

  • @alexl2679
    @alexl2679 Год назад

    Why would they paint their kitchen like a peacock? Wouldn't that be more fitting in..a bathroom?

  • @ellanes77
    @ellanes77 2 года назад

    A Jehovah Witness cameo!?!? Finally!!!

  • @MsDboyy
    @MsDboyy 2 года назад

    Do the movie Blood-Massacre next 😎 do it !

  • @royjohnson3361
    @royjohnson3361 2 года назад

    When ... does that $50 tier drop?😅

  • @langleymneely
    @langleymneely 2 года назад +2

    HOW DO YOU HAVE A SHOW ABOUT TERRIBLE FILMS AND NOT SEEN MOMMIE DEAREST!?! You NEED to see that film! It’s classic schlock! And not knowing about What ever Happened To Baby Jane!? Gentlemen, educate yourselves please! Connoisseurs of crap & over the top nonsense like you guys NEED to at least have seen these films before. Maybe not for the show but at least watch them (Mommie Dearest would be great for this or This is Lit though). lol

  • @Hamun002
    @Hamun002 2 года назад

    ok 11:35 how did you guys not call it an Egyptian swastika? because that looks like some weird hippy's woowoo bullshit Egyptian swastika

  • @JJ-gr9yz
    @JJ-gr9yz Год назад

    I've never met a JW who wears a uniform.

  • @jamesd4223
    @jamesd4223 2 года назад

    This movie just screams of being one of those low budget thrillers that they rename and repackage after completion to trick fans of cheesy b horror to watch.

  • @johnrula
    @johnrula 2 года назад

    Let Kyle speak !

  • @georgegonzalez2476
    @georgegonzalez2476 2 года назад

    Sentence never uttered before: “he murders the bird”

  • @thomascross8339
    @thomascross8339 2 года назад +1

    My only criticism of this channel is there are far too few South Park referenced jokes about Kyle

  • @madizzle90
    @madizzle90 2 года назад

    I’ve decided to watch the movie before watching this review. Three minutes in, and I already find it awful.