I'm glad that the experience of being a cringy teenager is universal. I'm just imagining how much worse the embarrassment would be if we all thought we were the only ones.
So, the weird uncle character could actually legitimately have that accent irl! We do know that they shot the film in Florida and judging by the rest of the cast's lack of a thick southern accent I'd guess that this was shot either in a decently sized city, or a surrounding suburb/town within a 50 mile (80 kilometer for non-'Muricans) radius to the center of a city in Southern Florida. If the actor is from Northern Florida, that area is still part of the southern US, it's mostly rural, full of swamps, and many people there have very thick accents. Then, siince the actor was between 40-50 in 2010, that makes the uncle a boomer. Thats actually a plus here because within the last 30 years, regional accents/dialects in the US have been disappearing at an increasing rate in each proceeding generation. Mostly that's due to the internet (also film & TV to an extent) exposing young kids to different dialects. To develop a regional accent in the US requires a person to hear and converse mostly with people that speak with that regional accent. The most important ages to be fully immersed in a dialect to develop it is from around 4 years old to around 15 or 16. Tl;dr: If the uncle is from northern Florida, coupled with his age, it's extremely possible that he has that accent. It's even possible that his real life accent is overexaggerated as an acting choice to express anger since people with accents often speak with thicker accents when they get angry. I'm honestly thinking that he actually has that accent irl lol.
As much as I hate Amy Lee I still think she can sing. She's the kind of person that needs to have someone write all her songs, kind of how NIghtwish works.
Yeah, no shit. I literally didn't say the "band was Floor Jansen". I meant that Amy would work best if she had nothing to do with the fucking music. I was using NIghtwish as an example.
Voice of an angel, heart of a demon. Quite literally, in this case! The fact that Shay (?) stars in this tale, which she wrote herself, gives it a bit of a self-insert fan-fic vibe. Or any other pet project like this.
They... weren't really incubus though. Like the writer just needed a mythological figure and didn't be really want to get into the full ramifications of what being an "incubus" means.
So she decided she and her friends were too old to play high schoolers and set it in college instead. Well, she gets some bonus points over all of Hollywood then.
We indeed have palm trees in the south of France, on the Côte d'Azur, but they are nothing like this one (more like the one you imagine being in a desert island they are very tall) but the tranchées of the battlefields were absolutely not in this area.
Fuuuck, those Myst/Eyewitness/Encarta references hit me in the nostalgia *hard*. I had all of those, spread across many, many neatly organised CD-ROMs. Nice call-outs guys!
What a bizarre choice. Why not just play an English line backwards or scrambled or something? Why Portuguese? And aren't there subtitles? What's the point of that?! This movie is weird.
So I checked out the actor playing Raphael and he was born and raised in Czech Republic, which explains why he says his lines so weird, he just has a very strong Czech accent... There were some rumours about Tommy Wiseau being polish because of the way he speaks, so... I don't know if this is true, but as a polish person I can confirm polish accent can be really rough.
Whaddidai tale yeew, Brian and Kale?! Whaddidai teeeeeeeelllllll yeeeeeeeeeeew?! That today is a good day to GBorBB!! :D And thanx for the update on the blocked videos... I'm DYING to see the Ben & Arthur one. Thanx for the effort and hope it gets resolved soon! =)
Dear good bad, I stumbled onto your channel last week and im currently bent over my desk laughing. The cross of the room and twilight makes for an amazing bad movie. Best day ever
Thanks for the update on the status of the episodes, copyright strikes suck. Note going to lie I like Shayne's singing and now listened to her stuff on Spotify because of this review
A supernatural romance written, directed by and starring a redhead who went on to write a bunch of books, and it's not SOULTAKER? How did this particular lightning strike twice? HOW.
I have to disagree on one point of the "college students don't act like high schoolers". My first year of college, one student was kicked out of a class (permanently) for thinking he could give the professor a "HS" attitude. On another occassion I did have one student do that "fake push his friend into me" thing at the bottom of a stairwell. I looked at them in disbelief while they smiled like I was going to have a reaction. It was f**king weird. But there are some people who don't let it go. 😂 It's rare, though--I'll give you guys that--and probably weeds itself out in the first two years.
1:10:06 There's one thing that's always bothered me. And that's: Why don't people hold their breath when pretending to be dead? I'm sure anyone can hold their breath for 15 seconds or so. Why is it that hard?
The gal with the grayscale make up seems like she might be one of the better actors of the group 🤷♀️ EDIT: Dracula Tommy Wiseau and the writer/director/actress/singer actually got married.
@@casualvanilla A definite shallow step, but she seems more into it than the rest. EDIT: Oh yeah, they totally got married. Looking at her Facebook page their marriage is....interesting (?)
Wait a second! She made another movie 2 years earlier called Guardian of Eden, which is also literally twilight! But this time she's in high school and her co-star's name is Jade Raven!
Did anyone notice that Rafael is able to touch Marnie sometimes with no effect, but then there is an effect on her sometimes. Sounds like script issues to me.
Teen everyone was very cringe. Young Adult me was even worse, somehow. Hell, I'm not even that happy with child me. At least fanfiction generally happens in those parts of the internet that can't be tied to your real name.
I have actually written a vampire story inspired by the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series with a vet girl named Rose, going on a jurney to find her girlfriends cop husband who dissappeared while investigating a serial murder case in Japan... they happen upon a cult of vampires with a prophecy about The Blood of The Rose while drunk in a bar and all hell breaks loose... Yeah Then Twillight dropped and it all got too mainstream so i never finished it. Now it just sounds cringy...
At 33:40, my guess is you'd call that a "crotchifix" on his wrestling speedo ha ha. His wrestling promo catch phrase could be, "What did I tell you? The power of Crotch compels you!" 😂🤣
It probably wasn't his looks either. I mean, he's not exactly heartrob material. Or even stripper material, for that matter. I don't mean to offend but he's just a little short of any given hobo I see around my city, minus the drug use.
You guys are killing it with this series. I think it's round about time for you guys to tackle some bad fantasy films - either some classics like Beastmaster 2 or Sword & the Sorcerer, the infamous Dungeons & Dragons movies, or maybe even some of these Kickstarted ones that have been popping up on Amazon Prime lately like Song of the Starslayer. There's some serious gold to be mined in this particular subgenre.
She divorced that guy 4 or 5 years ago, he was kinda weird and like 10 years older than her. They met when she made her first movie about 2 or 3 years before the incubus. She was still a minor in highschool at the time and he was like 26. The film isn't available anywhere now, but it's called guardian of eden and there are trailers/bts vids on youtube.. A lot of the movie was filmed at her highschool campus which makes his age/their relationship seem kinda sus. Though, her new partner is a tiktok influencer known for being a "real vampire" (he has a youtube channel, vampire Jack Townson, where they do vampire couple content together)... She's basically living out twilight irl, lol. She also recently said she was planning to get back into filmmaking so 🤞 we might finally get a follow up!
The actor who play John is actually quite good. I mean you can notice the guy has something. Also, the sound problem is because they are recording the actual sound with the cam mic. Never do that. NEVER.
Isn't that the shitty male version of The Craft? The only good thing about that pile of shit is the White Zombie song in the opening sequence. They should totally watch it.
That movie was marketed directly to my demographic when it came out and I still thought it was a trash can. Watching them review that would be oh so satisfying.
Twilight as directed by Tommy Wiseau. Also starring him.
Let's say his son. It's Tommy Wiseau's lost son.
Kyle's impression of Tommy Wiseau is one of the funniest fucking things on RUclips.
when I write my own Twilight rip-off, I'm naming the town Spatula Grove
clamstain that’s taken by me but wisk county and black sporks hills are not
Dibs on butter knife bay
Spatula CITY!!!
Mine will be Meat Cleaver Road. It's a very small movie taking place on a city block.
@@KageMaxwell That sounds like where a slasher movie would happen though.
That may be the greatest Cajun accent I've ever heard. This guy should have gotten his own spin off franchise.
"Stahp! I'm naht going to hyurt you! I am naaht... Oh hai, Mark."
tommy wiseau looks great for his age
I'm glad that the experience of being a cringy teenager is universal. I'm just imagining how much worse the embarrassment would be if we all thought we were the only ones.
56:56 "There's nothing offensive in this film -- other than most of the film." Love it.
So, the weird uncle character could actually legitimately have that accent irl! We do know that they shot the film in Florida and judging by the rest of the cast's lack of a thick southern accent I'd guess that this was shot either in a decently sized city, or a surrounding suburb/town within a 50 mile (80 kilometer for non-'Muricans) radius to the center of a city in Southern Florida.
If the actor is from Northern Florida, that area is still part of the southern US, it's mostly rural, full of swamps, and many people there have very thick accents.
Then, siince the actor was between 40-50 in 2010, that makes the uncle a boomer. Thats actually a plus here because within the last 30 years, regional accents/dialects in the US have been disappearing at an increasing rate in each proceeding generation. Mostly that's due to the internet (also film & TV to an extent) exposing young kids to different dialects.
To develop a regional accent in the US requires a person to hear and converse mostly with people that speak with that regional accent. The most important ages to be fully immersed in a dialect to develop it is from around 4 years old to around 15 or 16.
Tl;dr:
If the uncle is from northern Florida, coupled with his age, it's extremely possible that he has that accent. It's even possible that his real life accent is overexaggerated as an acting choice to express anger since people with accents often speak with thicker accents when they get angry. I'm honestly thinking that he actually has that accent irl lol.
discount amy lee is actually a decent singer. surprising.
As much as I hate Amy Lee I still think she can sing. She's the kind of person that needs to have someone write all her songs, kind of how NIghtwish works.
Yeah, no shit. I literally didn't say the "band was Floor Jansen". I meant that Amy would work best if she had nothing to do with the fucking music. I was using NIghtwish as an example.
Voice of an angel, heart of a demon. Quite literally, in this case!
The fact that Shay (?) stars in this tale, which she wrote herself, gives it a bit of a self-insert fan-fic vibe. Or any other pet project like this.
I don't care how bad this is, considering she made this at 19 is actually impressive
@@shadows-sweet-embrace what did Amy Lee do that was so bad?
I could watch 2 hours of you guys imitating Walter 😂
That sheep did not sacrifice its dignity just so it could be equated to Yoda with a blue cup
Yo wut 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I dub the abusive step-uncle "Family Dollar Michael Rooker."
"Great Value Michael Rooker"
Can't unsee
Super Value Dollar Deal Michael Rooker
When he is in the asylum and says "who's there?", I so wish they cut in that waterboy scene. "Who dare?"
"Five Phalange Discount Rooker"
I'll give Shayne Leighton this: A demonic Incubus (and succubus) is a much more interesting concept than glowing vampires.
They... weren't really incubus though. Like the writer just needed a mythological figure and didn't be really want to get into the full ramifications of what being an "incubus" means.
So it really is just twilight Jonathan.
She's the epitome of the girl that has three tumblrs and an erotic wattpad fanfic
More than one fanfic
Stone Cold Foghorn Savage
"What'd I TELLLL you about showin' your face in my ring?!"
"Im sick of this life or *airquotes* afterlife." 😂😂😅😅
Compared to 'similar' movies like Vampegeddon, Fading of the Cries, Jezabeth, Jezabeth 2, etc. this is fcking Oscar worthy
I'm enjoying the badness of this film, but teen me has so much sympathy for the idea of this, too 😂
So she decided she and her friends were too old to play high schoolers and set it in college instead. Well, she gets some bonus points over all of Hollywood then.
22:45 That's just a ram. They're pretty much always that ballsy.
We indeed have palm trees in the south of France, on the Côte d'Azur, but they are nothing like this one (more like the one you imagine being in a desert island they are very tall) but the tranchées of the battlefields were absolutely not in this area.
There probably were palm trees in the Caucasus, in East Africa, the Cameroons, and New Guinea which were fronts in ww1.
Eyewitness and Myst music dropped in the span of 20 seconds. It's like a bonanza of nostalgia.
I mean, if a teenager made most of this that's kind of impressive
Considering there's grown men and women who can't make a movie and they have a trillion dollars...
I'll give this girl the biggest A+++++
Some of the visuals fx in this movie still beats watching a Neil Breen movie. The fx in some of his movies are way worst than what's in this movie. 😄
She's written books as well as having her musical career. I think she's great, too.
Goodbadorbadbad is best video to watch on a Friday, fight me!
This and "worst games ever" by Vidiots make my Friday nights
I would but I'm busy watching GBBB.
Second only to red letter media
I'm ready is 2×4 with rusty nails against regulations?
before you read that IMDB thing i just KNEW this had to do with florida. i just felt it in my very bones
If Tommy Wiseau and Rami Malek had a baby, you'd have Rafael.
And Viggo Mortensen
That accent reminds me of Travolta from Life on the Line.
That sheep moment... I laughed so hard I cried and couldn't stop laughing for 3 minutes! Great review!
I couldn't breathe at that either!
@@matthewcrome5835It reminds me of Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
It reminds me of Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
Fuuuck, those Myst/Eyewitness/Encarta references hit me in the nostalgia *hard*. I had all of those, spread across many, many neatly organised CD-ROMs. Nice call-outs guys!
WTF. When Bianca uses the crystal cube to communicate with Walter, for some crazy reason, she is speaking Brazilian Portuguese....
Plot twist: The Incubi and Succubi in the movie are all from Brazil!
it was like a jump scare when I noticed lol
Heuaheuh eu nem percebi xD
achava que era a unica brasileira aqui kkkk esse canal é muito subestimado
What a bizarre choice. Why not just play an English line backwards or scrambled or something? Why Portuguese? And aren't there subtitles? What's the point of that?!
This movie is weird.
Ok you guys struck gold with this one.
I got the impression that "Walter", the uncle, was taking inspiration from the Henry Kane preacher character in Poltergeist 2.
"I get around. I love gettin' around!!" I kinda love Rev. Kane. He's a great villain!
Jesus this is by far the BEST review and bat crazy film review I've seen from these guys yet 🤣 this is gonna be a classic! 👏🏻👌🏼🙌🏽
Episode 138: "Hold my beer."
You are tearing me apart, Marnie
So I checked out the actor playing Raphael and he was born and raised in Czech Republic, which explains why he says his lines so weird, he just has a very strong Czech accent... There were some rumours about Tommy Wiseau being polish because of the way he speaks, so... I don't know if this is true, but as a polish person I can confirm polish accent can be really rough.
Iirc it's been proven that Tommy is indeed from Poland.
@@guybrush1701 how?
@@mver191 i think it was a post in the The Room subreddit. Like, somebody did some DIGGING and found his parents who are indeed from Poland.
Marnie no, Marnie don't do it, you are tearing me apart Marnie!!
How could you review this!? YA TEARING ME APART, BRYAN!!!!
I am so sad the movie isn't on RUclips anymore. This is in my top 5 reviews you guys have done.
I have made "Marney? Marney, dat chu?" my ringtone.
Anytam I'm in need uv a good laugh I come back to this vidya.
doing homework while listening to these two feels like i'm home with my two very best friends ^_^
Kyle is a national treasure.
BugPope #kylehinton2020
This episode got me back into listening to Incubus
And for that we are all truly sorry🤣
Whaddidai tale yeew, Brian and Kale?! Whaddidai teeeeeeeelllllll yeeeeeeeeeeew?! That today is a good day to GBorBB!! :D And thanx for the update on the blocked videos... I'm DYING to see the Ben & Arthur one. Thanx for the effort and hope it gets resolved soon! =)
Dear good bad,
I stumbled onto your channel last week and im currently bent over my desk laughing. The cross of the room and twilight makes for an amazing bad movie.
Best day ever
Thanks for the update on the status of the episodes, copyright strikes suck.
Note going to lie I like Shayne's singing and now listened to her stuff on Spotify because of this review
You guys make life a little better every episode, just pure good hearted hilarity.
25:40 Still waiting on that remake with Kyle as Raphael, guys 👀😂
Not to be confused with Inkubus (starring William Shatner) or Inʞubus (starring Robert Englund)
please do death bed the bed that eats from 1977 for the next episode for halloween
A supernatural romance written, directed by and starring a redhead who went on to write a bunch of books, and it's not SOULTAKER? How did this particular lightning strike twice? HOW.
Twilight baby.
“The real Twilight”
Starring: tommy wiseu
Tag:he did not hit her
Lmao 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣
Goddamn!!! Considering a 19yo made this is actually extremely impressive!
Yessss! New gborbb!!
I've been watching for a few seconds and I already know this is going to be good 😄
I have to disagree on one point of the "college students don't act like high schoolers".
My first year of college, one student was kicked out of a class (permanently) for thinking he could give the professor a "HS" attitude.
On another occassion I did have one student do that "fake push his friend into me" thing at the bottom of a stairwell. I looked at them in disbelief while they smiled like I was going to have a reaction. It was f**king weird.
But there are some people who don't let it go. 😂 It's rare, though--I'll give you guys that--and probably weeds itself out in the first two years.
1:10:06 There's one thing that's always bothered me. And that's: Why don't people hold their breath when pretending to be dead? I'm sure anyone can hold their breath for 15 seconds or so. Why is it that hard?
Oh my GOOOOOOOOOOD! It's Kyle and old Whats-His-Nuts!!!!
I’d be lying if I said seeing this in my box didn’t make me smile 😂
I fucking died at the goat balls shit
30 seconds in & I'm already cracking up.
The gal with the grayscale make up seems like she might be one of the better actors of the group 🤷♀️
EDIT: Dracula Tommy Wiseau and the writer/director/actress/singer actually got married.
You're serious?
@@casualvanilla A definite shallow step, but she seems more into it than the rest.
EDIT: Oh yeah, they totally got married. Looking at her Facebook page their marriage is....interesting (?)
Wait a second! She made another movie 2 years earlier called Guardian of Eden, which is also literally twilight! But this time she's in high school and her co-star's name is Jade Raven!
Jade Raven is the most D&D name ever.
Child Of Bhaal u never met revan Lazarus
Did anyone notice that Rafael is able to touch Marnie sometimes with no effect, but then there is an effect on her sometimes. Sounds like script issues to me.
Also johnny is immune for some reason
I lost it at.... **Goat Testicles** 😂😂😂😂
Goat balls productions.
I like it👍
Uncle Michael Rooker is just a blast to watch.
14:20 Omfg, I watched so much of this as a kid. And I completely forgot the shows name until now. YT is a beautiful thing XD
Unfortunate Ben and Arthur review was down right after Sardonicast covered it. Would have gotten you guys a lot of traffic.
26:12 I don't think she's saying that her uncle would own the house--just that she couldn't stand to have him living by himself in the house.
One of the best episodes you guys have done. Pretty funny.
Looks like a bad twilight fanfiction come to life. Something I might've written in my teens. Oh teen me was so cringe.
It's okay. No one likes their teen self. :V
Yea. You aren’t alone. I cringe at old photos and memories all the time. Ugh 😑
Teen everyone was very cringe. Young Adult me was even worse, somehow. Hell, I'm not even that happy with child me. At least fanfiction generally happens in those parts of the internet that can't be tied to your real name.
I have actually written a vampire story inspired by the Anita Blake Vampire Hunter series with a vet girl named Rose, going on a jurney to find her girlfriends cop husband who dissappeared while investigating a serial murder case in Japan... they happen upon a cult of vampires with a prophecy about The Blood of The Rose while drunk in a bar and all hell breaks loose...
Yeah Then Twillight dropped and it all got too mainstream so i never finished it.
Now it just sounds cringy...
@@theanimefan00 To be fair it sounded cringe then too
"don't do0o EHT!!"
At 33:40, my guess is you'd call that a "crotchifix" on his wrestling speedo ha ha. His wrestling promo catch phrase could be, "What did I tell you? The power of Crotch compels you!" 😂🤣
Brother points a gun at me on the docks
Me: *rolls off the dock before he has a chance to fire*
Wow, your Patreon looks to be going quite well, good for you guys.
I feel like me and the Green Day reject kid woulda been bffs when I was a teen.
Her uncle walks out of the ocean because they do the same thing in one of the Twilight movies with the new born vampire army.
That talk about Incubus is actually accurate.
The actor who plays Raphael is a Czech stripper. No wonder the writer/star of this thing chose him. Safe bet it wasn't his acting ability XD
It probably wasn't his looks either. I mean, he's not exactly heartrob material. Or even stripper material, for that matter. I don't mean to offend but he's just a little short of any given hobo I see around my city, minus the drug use.
Michael Rooker = Henry: Portrait of a Serial Killer.
No homo but I love Michael rooker and that movie, u literally feel gross after watching Henry that's how good he acted in that movie
The Incubus, starting Giant Goat Balls.
One of my favorite songs ever: Diamonds and Coal by Incubus
I love right before the boys mentioned Michael Rooker, I was just like, "Is this guy doing a shitty Merle impression?" xD Amazing.
I absolutely love you guys!
Forks is a real place in Washington, but Spoon River is actually a fictional town from a book by Edgar Lee Masters...
Glad to hear you guys got a lot of the videos back up. Keep on rockin!
I figured out how her uncle pulled off those murders. He's Cajent 47.
My boyfriend moved the England so to keep with the tradition of watching your show together we watched it through Rabbit.it ♥️😘
The evanescence style music isn't bad considering they're amateurs, I kinda like it!
It reminds me of Tyrese Gibson 😊😅😂.
5:07 - if Rob Schneider would play the protagonist in this movie, he would say: "YOU CAN DO IT!!!"
An Encarta reference in 2018. Hell ya
DK Multimedia ref, FTW!
omg! Encarta! **nostalgia intensifies**
":Teleports behind you: The Movie"
You guys are killing it with this series. I think it's round about time for you guys to tackle some bad fantasy films - either some classics like Beastmaster 2 or Sword & the Sorcerer, the infamous Dungeons & Dragons movies, or maybe even some of these Kickstarted ones that have been popping up on Amazon Prime lately like Song of the Starslayer. There's some serious gold to be mined in this particular subgenre.
The two leads are married now. I mean from the movie, not Bryan and Kyle.
LoL
She divorced that guy 4 or 5 years ago, he was kinda weird and like 10 years older than her. They met when she made her first movie about 2 or 3 years before the incubus. She was still a minor in highschool at the time and he was like 26. The film isn't available anywhere now, but it's called guardian of eden and there are trailers/bts vids on youtube.. A lot of the movie was filmed at her highschool campus which makes his age/their relationship seem kinda sus.
Though, her new partner is a tiktok influencer known for being a "real vampire" (he has a youtube channel, vampire Jack Townson, where they do vampire couple content together)... She's basically living out twilight irl, lol. She also recently said she was planning to get back into filmmaking so 🤞 we might finally get a follow up!
OMG. The Room Incubus blender is beautiful.
The actor who play John is actually quite good. I mean you can notice the guy has something.
Also, the sound problem is because they are recording the actual sound with the cam mic. Never do that. NEVER.
I won't rest until you both watch The Covenant. I crave your suffering, I consume it
Isn't that the shitty male version of The Craft? The only good thing about that pile of shit is the White Zombie song in the opening sequence.
They should totally watch it.
That movie was marketed directly to my demographic when it came out and I still thought it was a trash can.
Watching them review that would be oh so satisfying.
My mother suggested it to me....not enough side eye for snarky teenage me to give her
Kat, Destroyer of Man I unironically love that movie
Kat, Destroyer of Man I unironically love that movie
"Nobody in College picks on nerds" Clearly you are not familiar with the groundbreaking documentary Revenge of the Nerds.
Johnny is by far the most emotive actor. I'd almost call him good.