MAGIC IS OUTDATED!
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- Опубликовано: 16 фев 2021
- Magic outdone by the pew pews.
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How was Kelsier so spottable with one line?
i hate nobles
-Kelsier litterally on every page
I thought it was Dresden (because he also said he had guns where he was from)
@@eshaanagarwal6081 there are guns in era 2 so I took creative liberties 🤷♂️
@@DanielGreeneReviews Ahh, my bad
@@eshaanagarwal6081 oh yeah I was also thinking Dresden... and then he pulled out something to drink lol
This is exactly why Gandalf is considered one of The Wise
Gandalf solves the problem by shooting Sauron
I seriously thought you were gonna say he's, "one of the whites," since he was the one that didn't get shot lmao
Exactly, he does understand the situation very quickly
@@zdf14
Gandalf : I'm Gandalf...
Da Goblin : points the gun
Gandalf : ... the white
Da Goblin : lowers the gun
Now wait a minute guys....
How about, WIZARD GUNS!?
Seriously, if Magicians can magic a stick or a sword, why not an actual modern weapon?
"Avada Kedavra!"
"Automat Kalashnikova!"
A man of knowledge, if not culture.
47 times more efficient.
Dammit Sanya
@@leandrarivera135 božomoj!
@@zanzigon5437 Theres some real irony in your using that expression, O Knight of Maybe.
"Can you fire one off of an eagles back?" Gandalf the Red,White,&Blue
Time to end the war in four shots!!! Bring legolas to be sure those he won't miss.
America would like to speak you kind sir
@@kryptic1222 We have a citizenship or two we'd like to offer. Elf, you say? What's your food like? And you're an... Angel? ...Stay out of L.A. It's not what you'd want it to be.
Ain't me ain't me I'm no fortunate Maiar, ain't me ain't me I'm no Sauron no no no, ain't me aint me...!
Ride of Vallars starts playing.
I love how Gandalf immediately starts acting like a dnd player on how to abuse the new magic artifact he learned about.
Where do you think the rest of us learned it from?
Wait, what's the point of things in the game, if not to exploit them in completely absurd, exponential and game-breaking ways?
Strongest artifact of all: being a billionaire. This is a magic so powerful, that it's considered Batman and Ironman's superpower.
@@manictiger
Tony Stark is also a genius.
Bruce Wayne just... pays a genius
@@ilikeyourname4807 Bruce Wayne is also very much a genius
@@Squeekysquid Bruce Wayne is a master of all that is, i.e. languages, fighting methods, magic, gods, and the like. While Tony Stark is a master of all that can be, like time travel, that new element, all his suits, stuff like that
"We have guns where I'm from"
"You also have plot armor"
Perfection.
...except Kelsier was KILLED in the very first book, well before guns came along.
@@jmparker78 buzzkill
@@jmparker78 well Kelsier is also bulletproof and immortal now so...
@@jmparker78 damn I haven't even finished reading the book
@@DeadRattle4444 And when you do, you'll realize he was pulling your leg. (Unless I'm pulling your leg right now.)
‘Do you think you could fire one from an eagle’s back?’ Hey, don’t give Americans any more ideas.
A-MERRR-I-CAAAA....
......FUCK Yeah!!
I’m pretty sure South Park did this in an episode. If not, they definitely should.
@@citizensguard3433 GONNA SAVE THE MUTHAFUKINDAY YEAH!!
*MURICA!!!!* 😂😂
wait until gandalf discovers aircraft
“How does one acquire one of those? Do you earn it through a-“
“Walmart”
“Oh”
There are many news articles of reporters trying to aquire firearms this way and being suprise at the amount of papers they have to go throught and wait times
@se fi that is also true buying online is way easier and quicker than Walmart
@@marlonyo And illegal as heck.
@@simonacerton3478 and? Illegal does not mean hard man.... you can buy literal people online thats difficult guns.... im Canadian fact is its easier and cheaper to build your own ghost gun....
@@Da_Shark True. I'm just warning people about breaking the law. My personal opinion in that gun laws mostly aren't needed and unless you are under receivership. in custody or on parole or maybe probation for felony violence all conditions where police are obliged to check on you, you ought to be able to own what you want , in the US carry concealed and in rural areas anywhere openly.
Wizard: "Wow, these guns are so cool, I'll immediately send an owl to tell my friends."
Muggle: "Yea, about that owl messengers..." *pulls out smartphone*
Smartphone may be quicker, but sending messages via owls are more secure. I think they were still using birds in ww1 (could be wrong)
@@spencervance8484 no, digital messages are more secure than a bird. But granted, they used pigeons on WWI, but it wasn't the predominant form of communication, they'd use couriers more often.
@@abelardodelatorresolis3966 but macigal owls thougth
@@River-pg1uk magical owls, that, i think would be quiet the thing, if thayr invisible during travel they would be an excellent communication development.
@@spencervance8484 Yes but in ww2 at least, they started using Hawks to grab carrier pigeons, and even before that Hawks were used as a counter to Pigeon messaging.
Even then soldiers would take pot shots at birds flying from enemy positions to stop messages.
_"Youuu... shall not... PASS"_
*Pulls out a rocket launcher*
I'm pretty sure that wouldn't change the outcome
@@glintongordon6811 probably not 😅😆
I mean...Gandalf was able to shrug off the Balrog's whip which was probably hitting with a force similar to a rocket launcher. Gandalf is on a totally different level than Voldemort is on. I'm sure a hand gun would hurt some, but it definitely wouldn't of killed someone who fought something like the Balrog in melee combat and won...
@@Jake-cm9jj i'm only joking, but that's some good argument 👌🏻✨
*TELEPORTS BREAD*
If Harry Potter was American
A.K.A. The Dresden Files. Look it up!
It did always bug me that no one even mentioned the idea of shooting "He who shall not be named." I mean, enchant the bullet even, and it seems pretty easy... (At least wave it away saying some crazy American wizard tried to shoot V and X stopped them...)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheJosh3 Given that wizards seemed confounded by the existence of a rubber duck.. I always thought the whole series would have been much shorter if Voldemorte just bought himself a cruise missile or something.
@@TheJosh3 literally in the the Harry Potter HISHE (movie version) Snape just shoots Voldy😂
"Yes, hello, is this walmart customer service?"
...
"Yes; do you take payment in gold?"
Yes we do now fill out these forms we need. And expect to get your gun in 2 to 3 decades.
Damn. I read ur comment and thought u were serious. Then I saw 2-3 decades
Sure, your purchase needs to be over $50 worth of products, we'll use 1.05 times the current exchange rate, and you'll need to pay an additional 50g inconvenience fee.
This is why I love Narnia’s magic system. If you go to another world, you have to relearn magic. Different worlds have different limitations and certain spells that work in one world may have no effect in the other or are weaker.
With that info, it becomes clear that technology, nuclear physics, and chemistry are actually just our world’s rules for magic.
So, it is basicaly science.
@@Raximus3000
Pretty much, yeah
Correct me if I'm wrong. In one of the scenes of the books didn't someone comes down with a flashlight?
@@rxonmymind8362
You’re talking about Edmund with his flashlight. He did bring his flashlight into Narnia, but this isn’t against the rules. Certain Spells and abilities don’t work, but that doesn’t mean that all magic is restrained.
@@couragew6260
Pretty sure it's more a matter of whatever resource or force that _powers_ the magic not being present in different worlds.
The same laws of physics that ordinary real world technology use would have to apply in any universe that supports human life; so realistically tech is better than magic, or at least _travels_ better.
Voldemort would have been out in the first round if someone at Hogwarts had a sniper rifle
Muggle contraptions do not work at Hogwarts.
Avada Kedavra-47
@@MsAdaCat *electronics* don't work at hogwarts.
Still have to kill the horcruxes first, don't you?
@@MsAdaCat Toilets and indoor pluming clearly work...At least they do now...
0:45 - Gandalf is so meta he knows he has plot armor and knows it won't work in this scenario.
Well according to lore he is a literal angel...or in the spot between angels and gods either way him being meta us understandable
@Taramafor Haikido if the valar are gods, then the maiar are their servants. And at least in christian mythology (possibly others) that makes the maiar angels.
“Do you think you could fire one from an eagles back?”
I would pay to see Gandalf with a gun
Glockdalf
The Elf of the Glock (alternatively: the Elf of the Pistol/Gun)
Gundalf
Desert Eagle
Alright you get a like for that pun
Surely you mean...
Garandalf!
The true lord of the pings.
*Gandalf riding eagles into mordor with an LMG. *
That sounds like a fan-fic worth reading!
I mean he didn’t seem to have any problems with swords, so if he had access to a LMG I could see it
Full auto 50. Cal
@@connorg.3381
_* laughs in 14.5 mm KPVT *_
*Flight of the Valkyries starts playing*
Clearly this just means that magic and technology must integrate into one. Like the Magic Bullet, or the Hitachi Magic Wand.
Hita- Oh dear lord
Exactly.
Let's combine a minigun with a small levitation enchantment so I can easily use two at the same time and of course unlimited ammo.
Wow, that escalated very quickly
The Hitachi magic wand is a very, very powerful weapon.
Not to be underestimated.
My magical world actually has gunpowder so irl guns are more than possible to make. To counter this plot hole, I just make magic guns far easier to produce although with limited range.
"Could you fire one from an eagle's back?"
"Well if you're not used to the recoil and are flying through the sky you might lose your balance all fall to your death, so probably practice a bit and bring a parachute. Also the eagle might be spooked by the loud noise so make sure it's trained to handle that."
"Could you fire one from an eagle's back? "Once."
Tbf. I think in that scenario using a magic spell might actually be better.
The ideal world let's you use both. Gun-wands for the win?
The eagles in LOTR are sapient, so as long as you told them beforehand I'm sure they'd be cool about it.
@@peytonmac1131 Oh I'm sure they'd take it far better than a real wild animal, but even if you tell someone when there's going to be a loud popping noise they still tend to jump when it happens out of reflex. I think it would be better to practice with the eagle at least a little bit.
''Do you think... Do you think you could fire one from an eagle's back?''
''I don't see why not.''
Every American ever.
0:05 "Ok, that's Gandalf because STAFF"
0:09 "He said muggle, obviously Potter"
"I wonder who the third one can be, he doesnt have any distinctive aspect so fa..."
0:16 "Oh hi Kelsier"
Kelsier who dat
@@turtleanton6539 Mistborn
From his universe, but probably not Potter, the attitude was way too Slytherin.
That's no Potter, he sounds more like a Malfoy.
I tought it was Voldy
Pew pew = funny
"Pew pew" LOL so funny
I was expecting "Hide and Seek" to play, as if this were SNL's "Dear Sister" skit.
yes.
you know you just ruin offensive magic for ever, right?
Always
"do you think you could fire one from an eagles back"
The true American dream
"Sauron has returned"
*Elrond, loading a shotgun with malicious intent* "Like Mandos he has"
Harry Dresden would like a word with you about his thesis: "Guns AND Magic: Best Combo"
Magic guns! Suck my vector calculus!
Don't forget modded skyrim
Elemental Masters version of Rapunsel and Red Riding Hood too.
Screw magic guns just use magic bullets after all real ammo is heavy, most small arms not so much.
Go watch Fate / Zero. The various fights Kiritsugu goes through are fantastic. He uses just a little bit of magic, but it's a lot of using modern technology and mind games to deal with mages. He has magic bullets. Two of his ribs were surgically removed, powdered, and put into the bullets when they were being cast. This makes the bullets especially effective against mages.
"Wizard with a gun" is definitely the sequel to this.
Necromancer be like: "We are still at the game baby!... and we will forever!!!"
@Oppai-sama meh, still in action.. also thx for space ships - now our philacterys is more secure)
@Oppai-sama Respawn isn't tied to thd location of the soul box, it's handled by minions and the box hilds the soul while they prepare a new vessel, which the soul instantly zaps into.
@Oppai-sama
I mean technically the soul isn't actually moving around, it's just being broadcast from the phylactery, so you have to destroy it.
I'm sure napalm could fix that.
@Oppai-sama Wizards got teleportations spell + YOU NEED ACTUALY A Space Rocket just to Stop wizards and wizards need to.. BONk you to the head to kill yeah... well i think club is more cheap than freaking rocket + you need thouthand rockets to try to stop all liches and all ghost and other types of undead like revenats and other nasty shit... ps ps your economic will collapse))
Daniel talking to himself is still more entertaining than any talkshow like ever
100%
jerry springer was pretty entertaining sometimes
How Harry Dresden wins a wizard’s duel.
Yes
That, and running away, and don't forget hitting things with his wizard's staff!
Reason he the best wizard 🤣🤣
One of the funniest moments in the dresden files (Im assuming your referring to the darth wannabes who threatened him in one of the short stories. I think its the one where he just wants to enjoy his day off.)
And I mean, Dresden would also just pull up a shield if someone drew a gun, especially if he ever got around to make a better shield braclet. Stop being lazy Harry!
“How does one acquire one of those so called _tanks_ “
“You steal one from the government or salvage one”
Tank goes to mordor, fall on a ditch, good bye tank.
Broke: Magic Vs. Guns
Woke: Magical Guns!
There is literally a game that took that exact approach. Secret World, you guns are basically wands with infinite magic bullets that can do trick shots with special effects
Found the artificer
I DIED at “Are you about to dRiNK something??”
......What ref was that? I got Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings.....
@@FaytVanguard Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson! The magic system is based on ingesting metals.
@@terragrahamthefirst i thought it was witcher
I thought it was Harry Dresden.
@@angellover02171 Nah Dresden has a gun of his own. And an energy shield. And a dog.
Official petition for a LoTR rewrite where Gandalf is *packing*
Packing?
Gandalf origin story. He must’ve been young at some point.
American slang for carrying a gun.
@@waleedkhalid7486 ah right, UK slang for having a big eggplant below so i was very confused
@@harley2166 it doubles in meaning in the U.S. but i meant carrying a gun lol
Just don't try that with a powder mage. **senses the gunpowder in his bullets and detonates it before he can even finish reaching for the gun**
dont try it with any mage with a shield spell.
If it were a world with magic though with most of the action Ivan requiring people to be Mages to do simple enchantments then what if you were doing champey actual gun itself and each of the bullets with perhaps either anti-magic runes or something like that
*LAUGHES IN GAUSS RIFLE*
"That's because you have plot armour" dead
Next scene: Witch king vanishes after Gandalf shoot him at the gate of Minas Tirith.
Which does nothing because the guy is not alive.
@@Raximus3000 Stabbing him seemed to work, so most likely it would be just fine to shoot him as well.
If it is a question about the size of the penetrating item, then perhaps Gandalf could use a harpoon instead of a regular firearm.
@@GenericUserName443
That would have more of an effect in his physical form. Though a grenade or a giant bounder would do it as well.
anywhere in the world outside USA:
"how do you acquire a gun?"
"i work for the government, do you have a license for that wand?"
*loicense
Hate to use the word, But it's very pathetic that nowhere else has citizens with the same autonomy as we do when it comes to being treated sovereign enough to have weapons.
So many places have subjects. Not citizens.
@@anthonypolonkay2681 it is an interesting idea for a fantasy setting- where magic would be treated like firearms in our world: heavily restricted, law-enfercement and military use only, with maybe licensed users for sporting purposes, and there's only one country where citizens still have the right to own and use magic items guaranteed by the Constitution (actually, the story of how the whole "well regulated Magicians being necessary to the security of Free State, the right of the people to keep and bear wands shall not be infringed" came to be is a potential epic in itself, about liberating the province from tyranny of the King) although state and local laws vary, and there is a huge political conflict between pro-magic and anti-magic activists, with "ban assault wands" on one side and National Magic Assotiation on another, but still magic is in widespread use, and remember, magic can do much more (or much worse) than simply fire a bullett, and you'd see videos on youtube of a fat guy trying to use his wand but it goes off into his leg and he screams "i just f**king cursed myself!", and entire channells like The Magician Ranch dedicated to "this is a fire spell let's see how many cars will it go through?"
@@boli-5804 an interesting parody idea to be sure. Though you may want to see if it's been done already, or not.
Though such a fantasy setting would require that "magic" is a tool to be used/skill acquired, and not like an innate ability some have,and some dont. Like if it requires an item to do magic, then you can have that kinda thing. But if you have it to where you just essentially have it like benders are in Atla and it's an innate part of your body/extension of it, then the scenario woukdnt work as well.
@@anthonypolonkay2681 No its pathetic that as an American, I live in a country that sells weaponry that tear loved ones from there families with the press of a button at a convenience store, but life saving medication is locked up tighter than fort knox.
Voldemort: haha You cant kill me harry, i have seven horcruxes.
Dirty Harry potter: Good thing my 1911 holds seven plus one
"Good news! I figured out how to enchant my 'nein milimeasure' gun!"
"Why are there police outside?"
*The wizard fires once, and massive gouts of blue flame incinerate the policemen, charring the pavement and leaving only a smoldering, deformed steel frame where the cop car was*
"I also learned how to not have to use ammunition! I love experimenting with new magic..."
The guy famous for “surviving” died again
Its becoming a habit
Another chance to go punch a god
@@AkashSingh-jv5im I resent that.
He has greater influence in death. If you know then you know....
Don't worry, he'll be back....that's what plot armor is for.
And then we have The Dresden Files, where the main character has to deal with these kinds of things all the time.
Harry would shield that, than drop him with revolver.
@@h-grid3137 Or simply do like he did with the Shadowman in book one, straight up run at him and punch the dude in the face.
@@LightningRaven42 "Man, the yahoos I scrap with never anticipate that tactic."
my favorite thing about that series is he beats all these super powers, admittedly not easily but he still ends up on top
but he loses to sneaky thug with a baseball bat
@@nyankers Sometimes Harry just survives. Like against Nicodemus, for example. Most of the time, though, he wins by using his smarts and seizing the opportunity. He still gets wrecked most of the time, though.
I love these short skits! They always make me chuckle
Wise old wizard: Do you think you could fire one from an eagle's back?
Me: That's more of a rifle thing preferably a sniper rifle but, yes you can fire a gun from an eagle's back most likely.
"THAT WAS SO FAST" 😂😂😂
What's funny about that to me is how slow wizard "lightning" is generally portrayed to hit people (usually blockable or dodgable somehow). Why is the speed of light through magical aether so low!?
@@jakerockznoodles A balance patch.
@@jakerockznoodles lighting doesn't travel at the speed of light, it travels about one third of the speed. Still WAY too fast to dodge though.
Now I'm imagining Gandalf with like an AK-47 and a rocket launcher just massacreing dudes from an eagle's back.
even better an M2 machinegun
i prefer the glock view, just him maniacally laughing his ass off as he fires shot after shot below him
@@PhoenixARCModding for me it's the 1911, he's on an eagles back shooting guns, might as well give him the most American gun we can.
Forged by the ancient red elves.
I think he would need to buy the second one illegally , but i imagine he would find a way. Even the first would be hard, real AK 47s aren't anything that easy, is probably he would end up with some semi auto copy.
Wizards can slow time, teleport, summon magic shields. While a bullet could kill them if they weren't paying attention, but I'm certain a wizard could stop a bullet
But they are still limited to human reflexes, which means that they would have to expect the bullet ahead of time to successfully stop it. And if they expect one, the logical thing would be to use volume of fire from one direction to distract and hopefully overwhelm, while another guy performs a flanking maneuver and fires on the poor mage from the side.
@@thetallone7605 I mean in some shows, especially anime, there are bastards who are literally un killable. For example Regulus from Re: Zero where you literally can't interfere with his body no matter what. Idk seems kinda unfair to me
And most shield charms are shown to have limited duration/effectiveness before they collapse. An LMG would chew through it in no time.
the fact that this didnt end with him riding an eagle wildly shooting the air leaves me with disappointment
sauron: There is no life in the voi...
Gandalf: Boom Headshot!
Daniels gonna get his money's worth out of that wizards staff.
“In other news, crazy old man riding giant eagle shoots random people while muttering something about a ring”
Is this why they don’t make movies about American Hogwarts?
This was much funnier than the click-baity title led me to expect.
So, instead of a bait-and-switch, it's just a bait?
@@Demonreached bait-and-witch?
*led
Using guns against magic users is tight!
Love the reference, that is my other favorite RUclipsr that talks to himself
Super easy, barely an inconvinience
@@lostinfantasy Yeah, yeah yeah!
"He just happened to be standing in the path of the bullet."
"Woopsie!"
Look, I’m gonna need you to get ALLLLL the way off my back about the plot armor
Love the mini fantasy satire skits. Very nice to mix in with the fantasy news and book reviews
Dan: you think i can fire this from a eagles back
Me: FORTUNATE SON INTENSIFIES
So, I definitely didn't look at the time-stamp, and I thought this was going to be some sort of discussion about how like, "nobody writes about magic anymore". And I'm like, "that doesn't seem very Daniel, but I'm curious." But then it was this and I'm like, "oh, there it is."
oh my god i've been saying this to people for years
In fairness, while tech happens to be a lot better at a few things, magic is a little better at a lot of things.
@@jacobd1984 magical cursed gun noises
This is why Kiritsugu Emiya is the one mage I really don’t want going after me. He has both magecraft, guns, and magical guns.
The sketches are getting better and better. Love it.
And this is why Dresden is so effective against the supernatural...
We need this LotR Sequel with Gandalf, the eagles and a gun. Like so much. Make it happen. Please.
Please
Now I’m imagining a load of giant eagles with mount machine guns
I love this. Exactly what I thought when reading the later Harry Potter books ^^
More of the skits please, they are always awesome!
"Are you about to drink something?" I haven't even read the books Zin is in and I'm laughing so hard at that
Its Mistborn and its great!
Lucius Malfoy: Is that a Muggle?
Gandalf: HE'S GOT A GUN!
BLAM BLAM
From now on I shall be known as "Gundalf the gunmetal" now tremble before my magical .44 Desert Eagles
And so gandalf went on the grand journey alone, taking on Sauron's army with an m4a1 and a 1911
I imagine gandalf carrying around two M4a1 and a giant back filled with 50000 rounds on his back.
Ah I see you went to the Kiritsugu Emiya School of Wizardry
Guns and high explosives are more effective than any other kind of magic
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 except timestop. And fireball. And Wish. And haste. Shield of Faith is also pretty nice. Oh, how about Shield which can actually stop bullets cold?
Pretty sure all of those beat a gun pretty well.
@@vyor8837 depends on how you apply gun, in a straight fight sure but gun can be very sneaky too
@@roguepsykerhaaker4813 you can apply the Shield spell into wearable clothing, that means even if you do get the shot off(not a guarantee against someone that can look into the future) it won't do anything.
Magic is bullshit.
@@vyor8837 whilst it is bullshit its also important to remember how much easier it is to accuire and use gun. Any one specialist would probably prefer magic or both you can easily outnumber any magic user with an army of gun users
Wizard: Do you reckon there’s artifacts like this one that shoot other things like I don’t know...FIRE BALLS?!
Also, I hear G-Fuel is a great modern way to boost your magical abilities
Do tracer rounds count?
Flamethrower or white phosphorus rocket launcher?
"I cast Gun as a cantrip!"
Read Dresden Files, Harry's getting close to that.
As someone who lives outside of america the walmart line gave me serious whiplash.
Literally the plot of Legend of Korra season 1
Daniel I’m watching you in Merphys video for today and it’s so funny
Just for once, I'd love to see a fantasy series where people use magic in a more realistic maner. Like, sure that wizard over there spent 12 years learning to spend ten minutes to create a thunderstorm; but I went over to Fiends'R'Us and signed a contract, now I can turn any random stick I pick up into the equivalent of a magic AK-47. Can't ritual cast when you're full of holes, can you.
I’ve always wondered what would happen in places like Middle earth or Westeros when they advance in tech having things like electricity etc. I can just imagine a fantasy world like that. That would be cool.
Try Mistborn. First 3 books are set in world ala middle ages but then there is a timeskip to 1800 so cars and electricity.
I've shared this with so many of my DnD friends - it is right up there with "I cast Mundane Missile"
I love these skits. Your acting is really strong, the editing is really quick and fun, and the writing is clever as all hell!!! Keep it going!!!
These sketches of yours keep getting better and better! 😂
I don't know why exactly, but that "perfect" at the end was perfect.
1:06 "Sorry, I definitely perceived that as a threat."
I loved that.
Me, laughing with my fantasy world that has magic but is also one thousand years ahead of our world in technology so I can combine sci-fi tech with magic to create crazy monstrosities of ingenuity.
Ooh nice.
Ah so final fantasy
finally Fallout's legendary weapons will be reality
Jokes on you. Walmart no longer sells guns, just ammo. Try Mills Fleet Farm, Bass Pro Shop, or Scheels.
Depends on location actually, my local Walmart still sells gun's, but there home office may be heading in the direction you mentioned.
@@robschoneck my local Walmart sells some bolt and pump actions but I'm not sure I would trust anything they sell.
@Pod Chaser then yiu can't trust any product from any company because Walmart gets the same quality products any other company gets.
Any manufacturer that would sell lower grade versions of their products to one company versus another, and call it the same product is going to go out of business quickly because of destroying their own products overall reputation of being a quality item/model.
Now "off brands" I could more easily agree with you on.
You can't even buy the ammo for stuff like this, mostly just stuff that is considered a "hunting cartridge" because that apparently makes it WAAAAAY less deadly ( obviously I'm joking)
@@robschoneck actually Wallmart tends to get cheaper versions of the product
The content we all need in this moment. Thank you sir!
Now we need a concept art of Gandalf on the back of an eagle wielding a 9mm
and he would not be able to hit the broadside of a barn.
Sequel: The Fellowship deploys on the Vietnam war front equipped with M4's from the backs of giant eagles
Boromir is back but dies at the end of the movie to save his friends
They would be fucked. Except gandalf, the rest would be dead in minutes or hours the eagles aren't great at flying under AAA fire.
Daniel is just flexing his vocabulary here
While you played with magic, I grabbed a gun from Walmart.
Kelsier was careless not drinking his potions in the morning. Following Newtonian mechanics, Allomantically thrown coins are faster than bullets so it would be equivalent to fighting a weak coinshot.
Loving the skits - they're great!
This is so amazing! In Harry Potter their only method of communication is by owl mail? You could come up with something better and faster, really?
Like in a modern world why are they still acting like they are in the midevil ages?
Actually, it‘s quite amusing, that this is the case, considering it‘s set in the 90s... like, I know it‘s a different legendarium, but the Numenoreans created Palantiri, about 5-6 ages before our time... 😂
Actually, there are ways in Harry Potter to communicate faster. I think JK rowling only thought those up later though. Either that or she used the owls because 1. It adds to the whimsicall nature of the books, or 2. Young wizards can't cast the spells required.
I'm talking about three ways in particular: 1) People can teleport. So why would you need to call somebody if you can just teleport? Also surely if you can teleport, there are spells that are a kind of in between.
2) The hearthfires and the mirrors (and maybe paintings?) Harry and Sirius communicated by fire and mirror, like a more realistic zoom meeting.
3) Patronus. Patronus could deliver voice messages and be transported.
@@sloesty you’re right, the other methods you gave are so underutilized in the books. Owl post is still the most prominent in the series
Wizards generally live longer, so they have more generational entrenchment, making it harder for their society to progress, both technologically and socially. Small wonder their society favors stable but outdated technology over newer, faster ways of doing things, traditional thinking over innovation, and is quite racist.
I know this is months late but on rewatching I just realized that Kelsier is standing in front of the word Hope and that is perfect.
"*Laughs* I'M Balthasar Gelt, SUPREME PATRIARCH of The School Of The Winds of Magic, the Greatest Wizard of the Gold Wind. My weapons you ask? A FUCKING HAND CANNON! *Blast your head of*"
God I love Warhammer Fantasy so much
Walmart stopped selling handguns in the late 80's/early 90's. And legal purchase elsewhere is only surprisingly easy if you didn't know you weren't a felon.
Ayyy someone who knows something about guns unlike most people in this section!
Not to mention easy doesn't mean fast. Paperwork is a thing as well
@@thepastaprogenitor851 that depends on where you live, in places like NJ I've heard it can take weeks even after the paperwork, but where I live you can walk in, get a background check, and walk out with a handgun in less than an hour. And that's why I love america
@@theelucidator7353 In NJ my dad recently purchased his first firearm, a handgun. You must first request an application from your local PD for a firearms license, as well as a handgun permit if you want one, find two gun owners who are willing to vouch for you, and have them sign both permit and license. You must provide a reason for why you want your firearm, and fill out personal information including criminal record. Depending on the Police Department, they tell you if you're application was successful or not within an indefinite amount of time. My dad's local PD took six months. Then, you must go to the PD and get your fingerprint taken. Then, after a few weeks, they give you your permit and license, of which the handgun permit is only valid for a few months, I forget how many, and if you do not purchase a handgun within that time period, your handgun permit expires. Oh, and you cannot buy two handguns within a month of each other. This means, if you applied for multiple handgun permits(because you need a new permit for each purchase), you may run out of time and have your last permits expire, by no fault of your own. Screw New Jersey. I can't wait to leave.
@@GavriJ Holy shit, how awful. Where I live you show valid ID, fill out a 440, wait 5-10 minutes to clear a background check, and pay for your gun.
Hilarious as always. Thanks for making my day!❤️
*Laughs in the One Power as invisible lines of air and fire pull all your limbs off in the second you enter line of sight*
*Laughs even harder in dragon telepathy as your brain melts*
Um, Walmart doesn't sell handguns. They haven't sold handguns in a long time.
Ah, my favorite wizards
Gandalf the Goblin
Daniel Potter
and the Survivor of hath-greene
(Dammit why is it so hard to make a Kelsier pun?)
Alternative title: if Harry Potter was set in the USA
That's why I love Dresden files
"You can keep your magic, I have laser beams!"
-Boush, the Tinker!
The Lord of the Rings would've been a lot shorter if Frodo had a glock
Like... unlimited ammo glock or just a regular glock?
HOw would it have been shorter? Their main problem was destroying the ring, not shooting someone.
Unless they had a steady supply of ammunition and other gear it d start out useful then grow less and less.
Now it would be shorter if they brought a modern vehicle. Suddenly mordor is much closer.
or even a hi-point