I Made Food I Saw on TikTok
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- Опубликовано: 1 апр 2020
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**its obvious that there is significantly less to do in the world but the one thing that is always there is Tiktok so I made food I saw on Tik tok (okay one dish but still) and I figured yall could come along with me and go on this adventure together....
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Los Angeles (before in New York City), and make RUclips videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos on Sundays interviewing strangers, doing Q and As, and daily comedy vlogs with other RUclipsrs like Tana Mongeau, Christine Sydelko, Elle Mills, etc. on Thursdays. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more. 
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Chris Klemens I love youuu
You’ve inspired me to start my own channel thank you so much for being the best 💜 new video Saturday btw
Ily soooooooooooo much 😘😘
The potato is green because it's not fully ripe. You can still eat them though. Sometimes they will take longer to cook.
I love your channel! I ALSO love the JUST EGG..I recently discovered it and I can make breakfast burritos again! YAAAY ME! LOL Keep up the great work! You have been my quarantine SAVIOR!
Conspiracy theory: he's never actually sold hats lol
right? it was all a mirage!!
Tami Noll it’s because you’ve never bought his hats 🧢
Stephanie Papaleo have you?
ahahahaahhahahhahahahhaahhahahahahhahahhhahahahaha!
This made me laugh so loud I hope I didn’t wake up everyone in the house 😂
"potatoes sometimes be green and im like ???" fully dead
"Exposure to light makes potatoes turn green. The green itself isn’t a problem - it’s chlorophyll. But the same conditions that cause the potato to produce chlorophyll also cause it to produce solanine. Solanine is a mild natural toxin that causes nausea and other intestinal upsets. If you get enough of it, it can cause neurological problems. You can’t see solanine but since it accumulates in the same areas as the chlorophyll, it’s easy to know where it is."
"potatoes sometimes be green and I'm like question mark? question mark?"
this is the most millenial sentence I've ever heard come out from someone's mouth thank you andrew
"'Chris, do a cooking show!' No. It would look like this."
That's why you SHOULD do a cooking show tbh
jesykahope seriously! & he could call it “real life cooking with Chris” haha
The lack of potatoes is stressing me
Edit: its too late I’m not deleting it
“Is this blind optimism. I don’t even know.. I don’t. I have no idea.” -Chris... also my therapist in my chart.
HJAHAHAHAH
😭
🤣
*Chris yelling at Andrew at the top of his lungs:*
I WOULD NEVER TO YOU! I WOULD NEVER!!!!
chris meets Chrissy Teigen ONE TIME and thinks he’s a chef
Just posted my first video. I will show you how I failed at making food I saw on Tiktok, and also the instant coffee from TikTok,, lmk how bad is it ... 😫ruclips.net/video/VqdrcEgeaME/видео.html
Ted Ombashi I was really bout to go watch your vid but there was nothing there😂
duh bc he is a chef
I swear it’s been 7 months since you’ve had hats😂
I really want a hat too
Way longer lol
I always think he's going to say 'buy my shit' instead of buy my shirts 😅😅
for some reason I read RATS and I then I read the comments and was like oh...
When he said big cat rescue I was like😬
HAHAHA
"I WOULD NEVER TO YOU! I WOULD NEVER!"
"I'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT THIS CHEESE FOR A MONTH!"
that really felt like a keeping up with the Kardashians moment good job
Andrew quietly whispering "be careful" when Chris was slicing the potato is everything 😭😍
Lex N I literally yelled out “watch your fingers!” 🤣
“I saw a potato - immediately interested” Why is this an accurate description of my love life 😂😂😂
Hi Chris. My brother is severely autistic and attends a school for autistic children. It is closed right now and many of the teachers are having to apply for unemployment, etc, and were just trying to make sure when this is all over these kids still have a school to go to. It is called Nashoba Learning Group, and its an amazing place and any donation would help. Thank you.
hope he sees this
A very worthy cause!
Wishing you all the luck!
I ruined 420 likes but this needs to be seen by him ❤️
How do u donate?
Yelling at the pan “shut up I’m talking” mood of quarantine life.
Chris: I actually have all the Ingredients for this
Tomatoes 🍅: ??!
Parker Allen he's too cool for that
I thought this was gonna be multiple dishes. Turns out he just cooked a potato pancakes for 11 minutes straight
Chris cooking is oddly therapeutic to watch, he’s so confident in his mistakes.
I hope I’ll reach that point one day
i love how the the first 7 words make this seem like a compliment but then it's just a downhill
A tell that to Bob Ross and his happy accidents, sir/ma'am.
This was not an insult to Chris in the slightest 😂 I promise it’s a lighthearted joke 🙌🏽
'Didn't know I could bend that low" lol
Chris is the human form of Roger Smith from American Dad
Houseofthedepraved omg 🤯😂😂😂
I’ve never read anything more true
omg he IS!!!
This just had to be said: you are iconic.
I’ve made a habit of just immediately liking his videos when I open them cause I’m just like “I already know he deserves it before watching this” lmao
god bless you
“My BeneDICK is hard as hell”, god I love him 😂 only thing keeping me sane during this quarantine
"It's getting me five minute craft mad" 😂 YESTERDAY WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY CLICKED ON A FIVE MINUTE CRAFT VIDEO NOW ALL MY SUGGESTIONS ARE FIVE MINUTE CRAFT!! 😡
I started blocking/hiding Five Minute Craft content on Facebook and they just keep finding me these OTHER FIVE MINUTE CRAFT accounts. Like no I already blocked the first one, I don't need to see 5MC for kids/in Spanish/in German/food crafts/in Russian/lifestyle crafts/beauty hacks/in French OH MY GOD.
Stress level: Chris doing the slicey thing to the potatoes
“I WOULD NEVER!!!” That gave me Tyra banks yelling vibes
Okay, I am literally over here smoking and watching the vid
Chris : “Parsley is, dare i say my favorite herb closest to the OBVIOUS one”
Andrew : “Wait, what’s the obvious one?”
Chris : *sighs*
Andrew : *realization* “o-oh! Sorry Sorry!
Me : “okay, but what IS the obvious one? Oregano...?”
I still don't know
Sewit Haile 😂😂 marijuana
Girl I am doing the same thing and my first thought was “cilantro??” Went right over my head too 😂
I saw a thing that said "I'm not actually funny, I'm just mean and people think I'm joking" and I feel like that is Klemens' whole aesthetic 😂 AND I LOVE IT!
Day 101 of harassing Chris Klemens into doing the Bratz challenge
Alexandria Jade maybe he will actually do it, during the social isolation days!! I for one am so here for it!!! Jenna Marbles could help him 🙌🏽🙌🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Fully supporting this campaign
Day 101? Geez I’ll support it too
yes Alexandria
!!!!! chriiiiiiis plsssssss
You’re really helping me through this loneliness. Thank you.
Grace Baumgartner keep your chin up, you got this!
'honestly im like killing this whole circus maybe carole will be after me' I WHEEZED
“I didn’t know I could bend that low” 😂😂 same
“Potatoes sometimes be green” is my favorite line in this video
You are my “therapy”😬 like, if I’m crying or just genuinely unhappy, I come and watch your videos because you can make me laugh
I love you
"I'm not being outlandish this is my literal body in autopilot"
I love how Andrew whispers be careful while Chris is slicing the potato 😂😂 what a good friend
“let’s do our part” we love our socially responsible KING
“to quote aly and aj: like whoa”
I used to BUMP that song omg I’m dying
lmaoooo as he was bending i was like "damn he bending LOW" then he whips up with the "i didnt know i could bend that low" lol same chris, same my dude
"i would never to you I WOULD NEVER" im CRYING wijengiuwefow
I’m 27 days in.. if it doesn’t go in the microwave, it’s not goin in my body at this point.
“We’re skinning this alive!!”
...
“I don’t know why I said it like that”
“OH MY GOD.......I didn’t know I could bend that low😳” - Chris 2020
One of my favourite things I’ve heard during quarantine....
chris: “like whoa” ally and AJ are shaking
andrew: potato sometimes be green and i’m like ????
chris: *shocked pikachu face*
I’m ready for the day that it’ll say “ buy my hats” and there are actually hats and not the “no hats rn lol” 😭😭
Brenda Alonso that “rn” it’s iconic in itself
"IF I DID THAT I MEAN THAT WOULD CREATE THE FIFTY INDIVIDUAL STATES."
I just found you and it couldn’t have come at the best time ever. You are saving my sanity during quarantine. I love you love you love you. Thank you for making me laugh cry.
My two year old daughter was tested for Covid-19 and today we found out it was negative! We are so relieved!
blessings!!!!!!! so happy to hear
How scary, hope she feels better soon. 🙏🏻
Perez Myfave thank you so much. She is responding well to antibiotics and is acting much happier!
emerald oh good!!! ❤️
Chris “I just woke up and realized I’m in the video”
I’m so glad I’m not the only person who feels this.
When potatoes are green they’ve started producing arsenic 🌝
its actually a toxin called solanine.
@@katharinefleming-herring3000 you win
#factsimadeup
I couldn’t stop staring at the bottle with the tape that said “ Hand Sanitizer” in bold hand written letters.
the only thing keeping me alive throughout quarantine
“The organization I’m dedicating this video to and that is- Big Cat Rescue” I died 💀
TO QUOTE ALLY AND AJ, “LIKE WOAH”
"Which is Big Cat Rescue" hahahaha I DIED.
Chris is the most relatable person absolutely love him 😂😍
Not Chris having an ad opening with “the do nothing Democrat’s” I-
thanks for ya money tr*mp
i’m actually obsessed w u. thank u for making me laugh even in darkness 🥺
Chris: talks about charity
Me: Why did I never notice that chris had a rose tattoo on his arm?
whoa I didnt notice til this comment
Lmao same!
When you said “tik tok controlling my life once again” I felt that
Mister Physics I mean, my comment was a joke. Also I’m not sure if you were calling me a 13 year old girl? Because I’m also 20. I wasNT raised on technology either...
Last time I was this early Chris was still doing street interviews
I just came across your channel this week... honestly, not sure how I didn't know about you before. Thank you for being so darn lovely and hilarious. Watching your videos has been such a nice distraction from everything going on. But also maybe too distracting because I now find myself watching your videos when I should be working from home. 😂❤️
Three MasterClass cooking ads on this video just made it all that much better! lol you are keeping me sane and I love you so much for that, thank you for your uploads.
ugh perfect time to upload I just got off work and am about to smoke a FAT fucking bowl. sending love from toronto 💜✨🥰
get itttt
Toronto Rep!!!! Get lit!!!😊😎😍😍
This made my day! Thank you and hope you're staying safe (and not going insane)!! ily
I always laugh out loud watching you, thank you so much for still rocking your amazing, uniquely you content over this really shitty time x
You’re literally everything !!!!! I love you Chris ♥️‼️🙌🏼 the plant 🌱 based version of the dish looks fire 🔥 and sounded like it too.. !
hahah stay safe cause we all need you 😍✨
thinking this is a late april fools because nothing that hasn't been seasoned can ignite this type of a reaction
I’ve never been more thankful for youtube recommendation
You’re such a mood, like who are u, what should I do to have a friend like u lol
“I saw a potato and immediately interested”. Meee😂😂
my school is closed for the rest of the school year and like your videos are like the only thing keeping me occupied and sane enough to function so thank you :)
“Like WOAH, ive never related to a song more in my life” 😂im crying
“My Benedict is hard as hell” you’re so clever I died
I didn't get it. Help!
I’m so happy u popped up on my recommendations cause now I can’t stop watching ur videos. Ur just hilarious ily xx
CHEIS i recently found your channel and i’m so glad i did, i’ve been just binge watching your channel during quarantine and it’s really made my quarantine a little bit better
“Quarantine day 18” ... oh the good old days
“Shut up I’m talking” - me having flashbacks to my mum yelling at me, and me almost dying of pure fears
I’ve literally watched every single one of your videos because of this quarantine and I think I’ve turned into you. It’s scary, especially when I’m fried, I sound just like you, my friend called me out on it and we’re both very huge fans of yours and we died of laughter. I love you boo
Chris you really be putting the team on your back and busting out lovely ass content for everyone during these times 🖤
Andrew: Potatoes sometimes be green and i'm like ??
Chris: Can I cook with it?!!!
ur the only reason i havent lost my mind cus of quarantine
Thank you so much for your videos Chris. I literally had a sobbing breakdown an hour ago because Im away from family and friends and the isolation is really getting to me. And I couldnt get myself out of the funk, and then i saw you had posted this today, and your video cheered me up! Thank you.
Also a great charity that I personally donate to frequently is Charity:Water they provide wells/pumps to impoverished people who dont have access to clean water.
Just find out about this channel hours ago, I binged watch a lot of videos and honestly...he’s so iconic, I’m subscribed and I love all of this.
hey chris this month is Autism awareness month and maybe you should look into Best Buddies. I was apart od Best Buddies all throughout high school and people can be involved as adults as well. It is an amazing program that helps so many people. I would look into it!! Love the video
1. i’m pretty good
2. the fact that ppl r getting way more pressed about church being shut down, rather than planned parents hood being shut down
Thank you for still making content to make us smile💕💕💕
you are keeping me sane through this quarantine, thank you❤️
You asked how I am well I’m “essential” so I’m BAD 😂
A cause thats important to me: The Womens Intercultural Center in Anthony, New Mexico. The center serves the community of recent immigrants and undocumented folks with classes in citizenship, english, art, etc. They serve to help women and men get another sense of community once leaving their communities when they immigrated to the US. All of the employees are volunteers and they host "Border Awareness Trips" (i had the privilege to do this), and they help bring awareness to what goes on at the border. They could use all financial help as possible!!
Never laughed so hard in my life! Every time I watch your videos they bring a smile to my face! Thank you Chris! 💜
So late because I just discovered you guys, but Andrew’s little “be careful” whisper while Chris was using the mandolin made my heart happy. I’ve been binge watching Andrew’s videos too. Love the combined energy lol
I’m doing terrible! But consider donating to women and children’s centers as a lot of people may be stuck at home with abusers right now :(
I need more tik tok recipe vids from you! This is golden!
having one of my worst days of quarantine so far. thank u so much for posting this today
2020 is the longest holiday in the history of holidays 😅
I’m smoking a blunt while watching. I took a hit in your behalf ❤️
i LOVEEEEE the shout outs each video for organizations to put on our radar!! ❤️
Chris Klemens is a gem. There is said it. Just so many great things. Love to see it.