5 Minute Crafts is a Scam: Home Decor Edition
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- Опубликовано: 1 авг 2024
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** in this dysfunctional episode, we re-explore the magic that is the RUclips channel 5 minute crafts........which is a scam yes. Today, as you can clearly read from the title, we are diving into the world of home decor for this edition of 5 minute fun. the video we are referencing is titled 36 diy home decor, which is a mega indication at how brutal this really was.
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You were like “I have a picnic to attend to” and your denim handle really said “ina pandemic!?!”
in a panoramic? during a pandemonium??
in a panorama?
Ina papa johns, ina placenta
you know its bad when a 5 minute craft picnic basket has more common sense than 3/4 of influencers in LA
@@bellabea200 Ina panama? During a practicum??
The only “influencer” I Stan after 2020
And the only one I still watch lol
That’s because Chris stays out of drama due to always being stoned & not interacting with the world 🤣
How about James A. Janice?
SAME!
U must have liked a lot of shitty influencers then 😅 bc all of my favorites are still lit
I LOST it at when he actually stood in the back and posed with the chip bag LMFAOO
Same lol
😂😂😂"Nevermind, the picnic has been cancelled. I have a funeral."😂😂😂
Omgggg 💀 💀 💀 🤣 🤣
“Right. So....I’m not going to fucking do that.”
Words to live by
I keep singing the “I also have a playlist. Stream it now” and Im really getting thrown off
omg girl same hahaha
same
Every time he changes the intro it screws with my brain
same omg
All that’s In my head is i also have an app, download it
Obsessed with how at the end he’s like “I didn’t think hot glue was strong enough for this” and yet his instinct is to shake it violently asdfghjkl
"I'd rather put my toothbrush in my back pocket and sit on a public bus" - Kris Clemens
I’m so early the bratz challenge person hasn’t even commented
SCREAMING
@@chrisklemens but now we have your attention... ??
@@chrisklemens PLEASE THO????!!!!!
@@chrisklemens pls do it for alexandria
CHRISSYYY :( bratz gal was so dedicated
Nobody:
Chris: home DAYCORE
It’s called 5 minute crafts because they spend exactly 5 minutes and not a second more to think about each craft and gather the material. The hot glue gun comes in clutch.
No it’s because whatever you make only last 5 minutes
it’s also called 5 min crafts because that is how long the crafts will last
Donated. I went to an alternative high school in Iowa and if I hadn’t had that opportunity I would never have gotten my high school diploma. I went on to get a bachelors in Neuroscience. All things that my alternative high school made possible. This cause is fantastic, thank you so much for choosing it.
Amazing story thank u for sharing! Everyone is worth a second chance
@@alyssahamlett I had a lot of trauma in my preteens so having an alternative that was flexible and allowed me to work through that was paramount to me becoming a functional adult in any capacity.
I am very wary of any organizations or charities that purport to help neurodivergent people because of bad experiences with ones that do more harm than good (a la "Autism Speaks").
But knowing that the person recommending the school is a neurodivergent student who went there is reassuring.
chris’ personality > everything
“Walk in my size 12 fucking platform crocs that I hot glue gunned together and see it from my point of view” - Chris 2021
Why is Chris such a damn mood in the most unrelatable way 😂😂😂
Mentally, spiritually and emotionally we're stumbling around in platform crocs 😌✨
I could feel it deep in my bones that Chris was 100% going to break the stupid fucking picnic thing he made
i am screaming at the part when only the handle stays in his hand LMAOOOOO
the real ones know his microphone vids on the street..
ugh I cant wait to be vaccinated and be back out there
I don't think he realizes how much of a flex those Clorox wipes were
Hahahahahahhahahahaha
“I’m too tired and depressed for this shit” - Chris 2021
If only I could go back and change my senior quote 😂
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit."
Same, Chris, same.
TWO DIY VIDEOS IN A ROW? WE HAVE BEEN BLESSED
The only RUclipsr left without a controversy and he dedicates his videos to small organisations? Why is everyone not subscribed already? 💖
Ik!! I really love Chris 😭❤️
Chris gives me “cool older brother who I’m lowkey scared of but also admire immensely” vibes
Why is no one talking about the Khloe Kardashian treatment 😭💀
Life hacks
5 mins of me whispering “what the fuck.. what WAS the REASON”
Chris “Please don’t turn this into a plant..pauses * turns the doll head into a plant * 👁👄👁 Right. SO I’m not gonna fucking do that.” This had me screaming!!! 😂😂
i lost my noodles when he said “i’d rather take my toothbrush, stick it in my back pocket, and THEN sit on a public bus” lalskskdjfkg
I LOST MY NOODLES HAHAHAGA
“oh please don’t turn this into like a statue plant” *shows statue plant* AHSHDJSKDNV
Last time I was this early Chris...I got nothing
well check my story then
@@chrisklemens IM DECEASED TYSM ILY
Chris y’all just love to see me suffer
Me: 🔥👄🔥
2019: Chris strutting to his picnic in platform crocs and his picnic caddy
2020: simultaneously breaks ankle and spills silverware losing the only will to live he had left
... it's 2021
The optimism in the end of the video before the handle broke is literally what I was feeling like for the new year aka 2021. Clearly not how it's going...😂
"I've retired as a sleuth." I'M WHEEZING
"i've got a pocket full of sunshine and a blender full of cardboard" is my new bio
I love how everytime Chris does a 5 minute crafts video he always ends up having at least 3 existential life crisises
14:31 Lmao “I feel like I’m ending with a lot more energy than I should be but OMG Guys I have a picnic to attend to! 💥 OMG... Never mind... the picnics been canceled. I have a funeral. What the... FUCK?!” Who knew a picnic basket could perfectly encompass the entire vibe of 2020?!
Every time Chris has to actually do the craft he just acts like this isn't his video and he didn't choose to do this 😂
Update: I'm worried about Chris's mental health.
Same
i guess it’s blunt time
Chris you’re the only “RUclipsr” who continue to make me laugh out loud.
Thank you for putting youtuber in quotes. That’s the kindest thing I’ve had someone do for me in years
@@chrisklemens HAHAHAHHh
@@chrisklemens comedian !!!!
"I'm not gonna judge" Chris, Scorpio to Scorpio here....it's just not in the cards for us
Chris you gave me a whole heart attack with that knife
"I'm too tired and depressed for this shit" is basically how the past 10 months has felt
i’m only 5 minutes in and the first “craft” already has me gagging
as Jenna once said, “it’s idea porn”
the slow clank of the can at the end was Chris' last hope leaving his body hahahaha
“omg sara beth im here for the picnic” 😂😂😂😂
life hack: how to break your blender in a mere 5 minutes
being in lockdown and finding you honestly is a literal god sent
SaraBeth will never get to have her picnic with Chris now :'(
Yeah I’m sad about it
Me: doing homework that's LATE
- Chris uploads-
Me: WELP GUESS THE HOMEWORKS ALREADY LATE WHATS ANOTHER DAY GONNA DO ?
Me rn
"I'm gunna go take a hit". Gawd I love you!!!!♡
It’s the frustration that cracks me up with these videos. Everyone knows 5 minute crafts is bs but you seem to be surprised each time one doesn’t work out! 🤣❤️
haven't even watched yet and i'm already scared of what i'm getting myself into
Everything your intro says "come watch me stream"
I hear
"come watch me scream" and I always relate so hard, but then I remember what you really say.
If this pandemic/quarantine goes much longer I feel like livestream screaming sessions will be the hot new trend. LIVESCREAM WITH ME
Omg the moment you dropped the cutlery i bursted out laughing, and you literally made my day.
Been feeling real low lately and it’s ppl like you that make me feel okay that I’m not the only one feeling this way.
Chris: *Tries to cut through a water bottle *
Also Chris: *cuts through the bottle *
Also Chris: "OH NO! I cut through the water bottle"
Okay, when the picnic thing broke I died laughing, omfg
Chris: "I'm not here to expose 5 min crafts"
Title: 5 min crafts is a scam
YT introduced you to me a few weeks ago. I'm smitten and have since watched every single video. Thank you for all your hard work. You deserve every kindness.
“I’m not here to expose 5 minute crafts” quickly looks to video title
I genuinely couldn’t stop laughing at the end 😭😭😭😭 omfggg
OMG WHEN IT BROKE. I’m PEEING MY SELF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Thank you so much for sharing about the Karafin school. I live about twenty minutes from Mount Kisco and I have never heard of it. Thank you for shedding light and getting the word out about things that are so important!!!
I really needed this today. Thank you for being you ❤️
i am absolutely floored by the strength of that hot glue. stronger than Chris’ mental state for sure
I need a shirt with "I'm too tired and depressed for this" on it
THANK YOU THANK YOU! You’re videos have been a great escape for me, truly. This one came at the PERFECT time, rough few days won’t extreme depression and this is the first time I even smiled let alone laughed, so thank you ❤️
With the week I've had this is exactly what I needed as always. Thank youu
I feel like we need more places like Karafin School. They honestly sound amazing and I genuinely hope they reach their goal. A cause definitely worth donating to 🙏🏼💛
You’ve been such a main sense of normalcy for me during all this bullshit. Thanks, Chris.
Your videos have brought SO much joy during the last couple of months. (Literally fell in love with your humour from the Among Us streams Julien posts... how did I not find you sooner?!) Thanks for being yourself- authentic, sarcastic, and entertaining. Love from Canada 💖🇨🇦
I’m saw comment I relate sooooo much with and I just wanted to second it. You are on a very VERY short list of youtubers i still stan after 2020. You’re one of the few people that actually get me through our loss of Jenna 😭
“It’s just dusty”- this just explains my life
The energy is UMATCHED, WE LOVE TO SEE CHAOTIC ENERGY BB
I’ve never experienced an actual laughing outburst that I couldn’t stop , I love this guy so much . I hope I can meet you one day you have such an amazing soul 💕
Loved it. Cheered me up so much. When Anna Wintour was mentioned I laughed out loud. Thanks Chris. From full lockdown in UK
who else misses " I also have a playlist STREAM IT NOWWWWWWWWWWW"
what i really miss is "buy my hats (echo:buy my hats)" and then on the screen it just said "no hats lol"
@@justjules24 YESSS LOL
Chris: “you think your life is hard? i wear size 12 crocs. PLATFORM CROCS. THAT I GLUED TOGETHER MYSELF.”
wow i was just rewatching your 5-minute crafts videos yesterday and here you made another one
This is the most perfect video I’ve ever watched not just bc of u finally doing a 5 minutes crafts video but the high school thing is something that like I’m actually considering being a kid with a laundry list of mental illnesses and struggling through high school
I actually audibly laughed at the end. So this is life now.
I feel like Chris is slowly morphing into Jenna Marbles and I'm living for it.
I've been watching you on Facebook, and now started in RUclips. This is the first time I have genuinely laughed and I don't remember how long. Thanks Chris
Thank you Chris for choosing another amazing charity this week!! I especially love it because I went to a similar "alternative day school" for high school in MA and I wouldn't have made it through high school without that much smaller and personally-attentive school environment. I truly hope they get the funding they need - schools like that are way too few and far in between and I have SO many friends that would have genuinely benefitted from a similar supportive environment when THEY were in school. Helping the mentally ill and disabled is often looked over, especially mental health, so it's so awesome to see a bigger RUclipsr trying to push some visibility that way.
Thank you for this comment I hope you have an incredible day 🤎
The idea that someone would have a whole kitchen of ONLY five minute crafts... like open their cabinet and instead of proper utensils you see a fucking can with holes in it.
There is no such thing as “extra money” unless you’re a Kardashian
Thanks for this and making my new year. Love you and your commentary I fucking stannnnnn. I’m a new subscriber and just binged all your vids. Thanks for being alive.
thank you so much for the consistent uploads Chris!! this quarantine is so hard but you legit help make it easier for me. I hope you are well ❤️
I need to sleep. it's 2:17 am⚰️
Same
never been this early to anything in my entire life
karafin is located in my county!!! i just went to look at the gofundme and it makes me really happy to see donations coming in every minute, please please keep doing what youre doing this is AMAZING
chris, ur the only thing giving me serotonin so far this year. appreciate it lol
“more like 5 minutes of CRACK” yeah
Chris, the water bottle hack was for when you’re travelling, not for home decor😅😅
But hotels provide washcloths so I still do not understand why this is better than a simple toiletry bag that fits your toothbrush, toothpaste, PLUS all your other toiletries. And after you use the washcloth you have to wrap your toothbrush in a dirty wet washcloth.
@@lestranged maybe for camping? Who knows, it’s 5 minute crafts😂
pleaseee do another I literally love your reaction to all these crafts haha
Oh no, almost ended on such a high note - I was so happy for you, I was literally beaming
How does 5 minute crafts even still exist at this point
You just kinda seem like a good human, rare
For some reason this is my favorite video on the internet and I rewatch it way to often, the part when the handle flys off I LOSE IT EVERY TIME
I've been waiting for these, my absolute favorites. And, it is that I love having someone else try these stupid crafts so I don't waste my time.