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  • @chrisklemens
    @chrisklemens  4 года назад +195

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  • @SilliNikki
    @SilliNikki 4 года назад +7012

    I wanted to scream “no, it’s styrofoam!” So he wouldn’t get a broken heart trying to melt the cup

  • @rizz3847
    @rizz3847 4 года назад +3068

    “There’s more people at home waiting for entertainment than ever” aka me instantly clicking on this video before I take my seventh nap of the day.

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +86

      HAHAHA

    • @mauricedutchesskittens
      @mauricedutchesskittens 4 года назад +1

      Lmao yes

    • @lilly-vd7sf
      @lilly-vd7sf 4 года назад +12

      Charysma Adams literally me avoiding the email to my landlord about rent bcuz my job closed hahahah

    • @indi_98
      @indi_98 4 года назад +1

      Looked through my recommendation videos and stumbled on yours and finally clicked yours after searching and searching for videos. Thanks. Please make more!

    • @erikadowdy686
      @erikadowdy686 4 года назад +5

      Charysma Adams i love naps
      Ppl finding thrir inner selves will start to happen maybe the 4-7 th day of-isolation?!
      Good luck not climbing the walls

  • @samalamtha
    @samalamtha 4 года назад +1748

    WHEN CHRIS GROWLED AT THE CAT YALL IM LEGIT CRYING

    • @loulove321
      @loulove321 4 года назад +29

      I've had to pause the video because I'm cry laughing too hard omfg

    • @dayananarvaez1021
      @dayananarvaez1021 4 года назад +4

      @@loulove321 Sameeee

    • @madeleine9128
      @madeleine9128 4 года назад +9

      Same my face is in so much pain from laughing

    • @teaculpepper
      @teaculpepper 3 года назад +2

      literally crying laughing on the floor 😂

    • @charlieallen6738
      @charlieallen6738 3 года назад +2

      I’ve replayed it so many times cry laughing each time 😭😭

  • @keziarebeiz9834
    @keziarebeiz9834 4 года назад +1444

    Chris Klemens got me through my high school depression and now he’s getting me through being at my parents house

    • @discopumps
      @discopumps 4 года назад +2

      Why don’t you quarantine in your own house?

    • @JackiHamm
      @JackiHamm 4 года назад +35

      discopumps I’m guessing they’re either a college student that is now stuck at home or they lived by themselves and didn’t want to be quarantined alone.

    • @LaurenRochelle1998
      @LaurenRochelle1998 4 года назад +13

      Kezia Rebeiz same, through high school, associates degree & now bachelor’s degree.

    • @rosecollins8850
      @rosecollins8850 4 года назад +4

      literally exactly same as me

    • @iCanSim
      @iCanSim 4 года назад +4

      I've never related to a comment so much before

  • @clairecatchesflights
    @clairecatchesflights 4 года назад +3125

    When Chris doesn't know the difference between aspirin and Alka Seltzer and also paper cups vs styrofoam 😭😭😭😭

    • @bryn_3467
      @bryn_3467 4 года назад +129

      Granted it did say aspirin in the video

    • @sevenatenine10
      @sevenatenine10 4 года назад +33

      Do y'all not have normal disprin/soluble aspirin in the US? Most of our straight aspirin comes in dissolvable effervescent tablets in Australia

    • @platystrophia
      @platystrophia 4 года назад +18

      sevenatenine10 we do not.

    • @sachi582
      @sachi582 4 года назад +19

      It said apsrine and paper cups in the video

    • @bastioncory6740
      @bastioncory6740 4 года назад +18

      @@sevenatenine10 That's "Alka seltzer" here in the US. Aspirin here is for headaches/ minor pain reliever

  • @DANIxDANGER
    @DANIxDANGER 4 года назад +2102

    I think the aspirin is supposed to be Alka-Seltzer
    Also, acetone does melt Styrofoam lol not paper

    • @BonTonBunny
      @BonTonBunny 4 года назад +73

      Thank you I was hoping some one would say this

    • @vp-oe1em
      @vp-oe1em 4 года назад +19

      Totally thinking the same

    • @bonkaz7
      @bonkaz7 4 года назад +25

      DANIxDANGER You beat me to it. Him trying to make it work with paper was way more entertaining though 😂

    • @jnnfr444
      @jnnfr444 4 года назад +17

      DANIxDANGER bruh when he dropped in aspirin i LOST it

    • @mom23js
      @mom23js 4 года назад +1

      Happy someone said something 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brandyharbin4994
    @brandyharbin4994 4 года назад +572

    Are we all just choosing to ignore him going “RAWR GET OUT MY YARD RAWR” 😂😂😂

  • @meyahjordan639
    @meyahjordan639 4 года назад +244

    the pure horror in his eyes, like he saw James Charles breaking in through his window

    • @Desiree2297
      @Desiree2297 4 года назад +10

      Meyah Jordan HI SISTER

  • @speedrublucas1139
    @speedrublucas1139 4 года назад +2803

    No idea if anyone said this, but the acetone and cup one works because of the usage of Styrofoam cups.

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +773

      hfdslkjhfsad;kj I was editing and was like omg I bet this was a styrofoam cup

    • @taleeaashleigh3913
      @taleeaashleigh3913 4 года назад +91

      Romina Delatorre was scrolling through the comments to see if anyone had said this before I did 😂

    • @bluumonster9821
      @bluumonster9821 4 года назад +9

      @@chrisklemens hahahaha

    • @SuperPenguinSwag
      @SuperPenguinSwag 4 года назад +8

      Romina Delatorre I looked thru the comments for this

    • @pikachubuddy
      @pikachubuddy 4 года назад +21

      It also takes FOREVER, that’s definitely a time lapse

  • @Zoeie777
    @Zoeie777 4 года назад +2894

    Chris: doesn’t follow any of the directions correctly. Also Chris: gets pissed at 5 min crafts

    • @kelseyplagman2570
      @kelseyplagman2570 4 года назад +84

      Yeah but like most of the crafts don't make it clear what you're supposed to do or use

    • @nattiemar
      @nattiemar 4 года назад +27

      he did follow the directions correctly though? he followed what they stated on the video. if they said the wrong thing or didnt specify anything, thats not his fault

    • @benkenobisgirl
      @benkenobisgirl 4 года назад +11

      batnat He used paper and paper cups when it used styrofoam.

    • @nattiemar
      @nattiemar 4 года назад +6

      @@benkenobisgirl it said paper in the video thats why lmao??

    • @benkenobisgirl
      @benkenobisgirl 4 года назад +4

      batnat *He* said paper, but the video clearly showed styrofoam cups.

  • @aileen6766
    @aileen6766 4 года назад +818

    When all this is over Chris & Jenna should meet up and make a video on their hatred for 5 minute crafts!!

    • @Casanova_gameing
      @Casanova_gameing 4 года назад +9

      When he said I'm fully confused I swear I heard Jenna's voice come out his mouth 😂

    • @lollycardoza9114
      @lollycardoza9114 4 года назад

      Same. When Jenna was joking about the Russians owning that channel I wanted to defend her this!
      m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=3273780789384817&id=273864989376427

    • @careblair666
      @careblair666 4 года назад

      Aileen R respect to the likes #420

    • @justaduck3615
      @justaduck3615 4 года назад +8

      There are so many youtubers that hate 5 minute craft, we should rent a convention centre.

    • @avag1334
      @avag1334 3 года назад +11

      This didn’t age well D:

  • @ceekay3143
    @ceekay3143 4 года назад +841

    Awww, I want to help you understand the science about the "crafts" that didn't work the way you wanted them to. Because I'm a Science teacher, and I know some of my students will try and do some of these 5 Minute Crafts.
    I haven't tried the shaving foam one, but I'm guessing the point is to make the food colouring take longer to drop into the water. You could also just use really cold water, or try dropping food colouring into a thicker medium like jelly. I like this trick better; I think it would work with another thick clear substance like hair gel: ruclips.net/video/je0g8XSjvKU/видео.html
    The milk one worked okay. Putting the dye closer to the centre helps. A higher percentage of fat in the milk also helps, since the movement is caused by the surfactant in the dishwashing liquid breaking apart the coating on the fat molecules in the milk. It's tastier to fuck up the milk so the fat particles stick together though - a.k.a. make butter.
    Yep, you need alka seltzer or another tablet that makes fizzy bubbles for that to work. If you're poor/don't want to waste drugs, try putting raisins in soft drink, so they "dance" being lifted up by the carbonation.
    Styrofoam "dissolves" in acetone. The substance styrofoam is made of contains lots of air bubbles; when the acetone breaks down the styrofoam structure, the air pockets are released and you're left with a tiny amount of styrofoam compound. Kind of like how cotton candy "disappears" into water. We found out the hard way that a material we were working with had acetone in it when the students were trying to build something from styrofoam, and the bits the substance touched started to "melt" the styrofoam. Ooops.
    Waterproofing spray takes a while to dry, and is hella expensive for a project like this. Just use cooking oil, like in the video. Then you can still play with your hydrophobic sand whilst it's wet. Moose used to sell that shit as "Magic Sand", and have us try to make turd castles out of the stuff. I think the commercial stuff contains some sort of wax, I can't remember.
    Long unnecessary comment, done.

    • @linos_star
      @linos_star 4 года назад +12

      Woah 😮

    • @jacklynncastle9263
      @jacklynncastle9263 4 года назад +23

      👏👏👏👏Bravo!👏👏👏👏
      From one Science Geek to another, thank you!

    • @bellajaid
      @bellajaid 4 года назад +10

      Spot on about the shaving cream. Use it to demonstrate clouds and rain.

    • @paimoncer4383
      @paimoncer4383 4 года назад +11

      Thank you for writing this!! 🙆🏻

    • @OmegaSpecter87
      @OmegaSpecter87 4 года назад +4

      Thank you :) It spared my acetone+styrofoam comment

  • @thewraith1174
    @thewraith1174 4 года назад +562

    The Aspirin was supposed to be Alka-Seltzer & the paper cup was supposed to be a styrofoam cup 🤣🤣🤣

    • @torigirlproductions1
      @torigirlproductions1 4 года назад +5

      The WRAITH117 THANK YOU LOL

    • @Monoiru
      @Monoiru 4 года назад +11

      Also they used aluminium tray and acetone and acetone with aluminium produces heat which leads to breaking up stuff. This method with a cotton ball was used when removing gel nails or when you wish to clean something. However it's not recommended as you can see in the video they use gloves.

    • @checkmyflow9190
      @checkmyflow9190 4 года назад

      I was waiting for chris to put the cup KNOWING Its styrofoam cup 😂

  • @punkrocksocks6390
    @punkrocksocks6390 3 года назад +84

    “I am quarantining for a lot of days” boi you have no ideaaaa how made days hahahaha help us

  • @Savannah26889
    @Savannah26889 4 года назад +124

    “RAWR GET OFF MY YARD RAWRRR RAWRRR!!!”

  • @leylakhan2213
    @leylakhan2213 4 года назад +527

    They didn’t use aspirin in the video they used denture cleaners. My brother did this project for his 6th grade science project lol. Also it’s styrofoam cups for the acetone thingy.

    • @vantaa3534
      @vantaa3534 4 года назад +10

      they used effervescent aspirin

    • @celajennifer
      @celajennifer 4 года назад +7

      I thought the same as soon as he dipped lol

    • @kareneikman7771
      @kareneikman7771 4 года назад +5

      Alka-Seltzer tablets work to

  • @mo-6080
    @mo-6080 4 года назад +893

    He has to be high AF to be truly terrified to make eye contact with a cat.
    Also, same.

    • @BeautyGirly208
      @BeautyGirly208 4 года назад +2

      Mo - he hates cats lmao :(

    • @Amberlicous5568
      @Amberlicous5568 4 года назад +4

      He was horrified 🤣😂🤣

    • @amberpatch2315
      @amberpatch2315 4 года назад +2

      I’m dying laughing so hard

    • @rachelkat
      @rachelkat 4 года назад +1

      Maggie Kerins don’t think I can like him anymore lol I’m such a cat lady!! So mean

  • @berrybrooks1403
    @berrybrooks1403 4 года назад +85

    *a couple of strangers go home together, adrenaline sky high. They put on a slow song and turn the lights down low.*
    her: do you have a condom *jazz music stops*
    a stack of cd's in the corner: 👁👄👁

  • @maditodaro8854
    @maditodaro8854 4 года назад +282

    Chris: “ohh its shaving gel”
    Andrew: “ohh its shaving gel”
    I felt the Jeffree Star and Manny MUA energy

  • @Ivanascorpiana
    @Ivanascorpiana 4 года назад +780

    *Chris makes eye contact with cat*
    Chris: AHHHHH
    Cat: Walks away

    • @abeeribrahim1418
      @abeeribrahim1418 4 года назад +8

      roarrrrr get out of my yard 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheRealSweedie
    @TheRealSweedie 4 года назад +620

    The aspirin was probably supposed to be a seltzer or something that dissolves in water, and the paper cups was actually styrofoam cups

    • @ollie2257
      @ollie2257 4 года назад +5

      Literally the only four times I’ve thought a neighbourhood cat was plotting to kill me were when I took double edible doses

    • @derek8165
      @derek8165 4 года назад +3

      That’s exactly what I thought

  • @user-pk8we1mx6r
    @user-pk8we1mx6r 4 года назад +98

    Chris going crazy on that cat, is exactly how I’m coping with this quarantine. 😂

  • @lindsey9650
    @lindsey9650 4 года назад +94

    6:45 literally all you had to do was put the shaving gel in your hands, rub them together until it turned into a white foam, and then put it on top. Shaving gel literally turns into shaving cream when you rub it onto your skin lol.

  • @vivaglamj
    @vivaglamj 4 года назад +513

    should be called 5 minutes of andrew fixing chris’s mistakes

  • @miav3411
    @miav3411 4 года назад +375

    Me hoping that Chris would figure out its acetone and foam cups

    • @pienweierink
      @pienweierink 4 года назад +9

      Same

    • @jaselise22
      @jaselise22 4 года назад +9

      Came straight to the comments to see if anyone else noticed

    • @izzy2889
      @izzy2889 3 года назад

      LMAO

  • @Shanyagtsu
    @Shanyagtsu 4 года назад +32

    Chris yelling “rawr get out my yard, rawr” had me 💀😂😂😂😂

  • @esterold3095
    @esterold3095 4 года назад +53

    Nobody:
    Chris: "coMputEr pAPeR"

  • @madisongrooters966
    @madisongrooters966 4 года назад +84

    for the lava lamp use Alka-Seltzer tablets! For the “disappearing cup”, you need STYRAFOAM

  • @kaitlin9283
    @kaitlin9283 4 года назад +511

    We all need an Andrew in our lifes he is so supportive how he tells chris to put it back to his eye because it ‚looked good‘😂😂

  • @basiliska
    @basiliska 3 года назад +10

    “i figured there’s no time like having to try something than now” has the same energy as “have you ever had a dream that you would you want you wish”

  • @morgangullie832
    @morgangullie832 4 года назад +59

    The literal fear on Chris’ face when the cat was going by the window was PRICELESS

  • @alexas1797
    @alexas1797 4 года назад +584

    THE CAT PART MADE ME LAUGH SO HARD DEAR GOD

    • @LittleMissCrista
      @LittleMissCrista 4 года назад +12

      his reactions when something scares him kill me

    • @Amberlicous5568
      @Amberlicous5568 4 года назад +9

      I laughed too. You thought he witnessed a murder. It was just a simple cat looking at him lol... At that is Chris he's so dramatic
      "There is a fucking cat that just made eye contact with me!"
      No Chris it's just the cat crossing the yard and he happened to look in the window.
      Then proceeds to scare it off like it's a rabid raccoon
      😂🤣😂🤪

    • @LittleMissCrista
      @LittleMissCrista 4 года назад +2

      @@Amberlicous5568 hahaha right?! like the cat cursed him or something lol. not gonna lie, i have so many videos of his where he gets scared of nothing and it cracks me up. like when he thought fluff on his leg was a spider in his getting high and working out video omg i dieeee

    • @Amberlicous5568
      @Amberlicous5568 4 года назад

      @@LittleMissCrista lol sounds like Chris 🥴

    • @rachelkat
      @rachelkat 4 года назад +1

      Amberlicious awww lol poor kitty was just walking through!

  • @melissahenkel95
    @melissahenkel95 4 года назад +379

    “I’m sitting here with a f*cking waste of time” - sounds like my mom

    • @katybay277
      @katybay277 4 года назад +2

      Melissa ooooorrf I felt that 😂😖

  • @lorettoripetti6860
    @lorettoripetti6860 4 года назад +36

    For the “lava lamp” trick to work it has to be an effervescent pill like anti acid or smth

  • @deniseparker3359
    @deniseparker3359 4 года назад +17

    A whole 16 minutes of Chris doing the wrong thing for almost every craft 😂😂😂
    I love you Chris 💕

  • @rebeccatheresa8390
    @rebeccatheresa8390 4 года назад +217

    The noise I made when you BARKED at that cat 💀💀

  • @chrisklemens
    @chrisklemens  4 года назад +499

    I hope you are all doing well and staying as safe as possible!! I love yall ~*brownheartemoji*~

  • @joejoekitty
    @joejoekitty 4 года назад +16

    I was shocked that the CD “hack” worked and I’m honestly dying

  • @megotoole4303
    @megotoole4303 4 года назад +16

    Literally replayed him getting a fright cause he saw the cat like 10 times 😂😂

  • @josh123matt
    @josh123matt 4 года назад +974

    I’m so early the bratz challenge person isn’t even here yet

  • @ieatpelicansforlunch
    @ieatpelicansforlunch 4 года назад +178

    Chris is rlly out here spending $400 on a hat just to look like a Whole Foods employee

  • @aroobasiddiqi8868
    @aroobasiddiqi8868 4 года назад +18

    "I'm just sitting here with a waste of time. "
    - Literally anyone that sat next to me ever

  • @KvDenko
    @KvDenko 4 года назад +23

    "How to cook that" has great videos breaking down 5 minute crafts horrible cooking "hacks"

  • @Agmolly
    @Agmolly 4 года назад +358

    They mistranslated lol. It’s supposed to be alka seltzer, not aspirin 😂

    • @thisisincrediblyweird
      @thisisincrediblyweird 4 года назад +3

      Aspirin has vitamin c tablets, works the same way, i think thats what they meant

    • @aizercul
      @aizercul 4 года назад +2

      yeah I've done that with alka seltzer and it worked exactly like the video lol

    • @LuvLykeHunii
      @LuvLykeHunii 4 года назад +2

      Yes! I was so confused as to why they said aspirin, I used olive oil & alka seltzer. Most of these I remember as science experiments as a kid.

    • @SUSANGRAHAM8
      @SUSANGRAHAM8 4 года назад

      Aspirin in Australia is water soluble and fizzes like berocca.

  • @emilym8320
    @emilym8320 4 года назад +254

    “And I figure there’s no time like having to try something, than now”
    Okay Noah Centineo

    • @ranao7219
      @ranao7219 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @Cam-tx3wx
      @Cam-tx3wx 4 года назад

      HAHAHAHAHHAHA

  • @SarahLynn1330
    @SarahLynn1330 4 года назад +23

    Are we just gonna ignore the part where he growled at a cat

  • @leag.0323
    @leag.0323 2 года назад +4

    Honestly these "older" videos have become a comfort place to me, just like rewatching a show for the 2347th time

  • @hakimmikah8061
    @hakimmikah8061 4 года назад +477

    I feel bad for andrew. He said "red battery" to tell chris the camera was about to die. In return he got yelled at lol.

  • @missdann
    @missdann 4 года назад +262

    “I’m self quarantining in my home for....just a lot of days right now. Fun Fact: You should too!” Big mood rn

  • @ILovHelloKitty13
    @ILovHelloKitty13 3 года назад +5

    I still can’t believe he used paper cups without realizing it’s styrofoam that dissolves STOP lmao

  • @francescakaser1787
    @francescakaser1787 4 года назад

    You've been my favorite channel for a while but your donations during this time even more shows your kindness and compassion. You're a real hero, keep doing what you're doing!!

  • @midtemperature
    @midtemperature 4 года назад +376

    When Chris said “I figured there’s no time like having to try something then now” I was like wow so true, this is clarity and then he cut to editing Chris making fun of how it didn’t make sense and I realized I probably only understood it because it was dumb and nonsensical

    • @annabethchase4582
      @annabethchase4582 4 года назад +10

      bruh I understood it and then when he explained it I got confused 😂

  • @klmkatz07
    @klmkatz07 4 года назад +138

    “I am fully confused”
    I need this on a t-shirt

  • @justinmancini5878
    @justinmancini5878 4 года назад +9

    Literally Chris growl yelling at a cat through a window is my whole mood

  • @ShayAndCay
    @ShayAndCay 4 года назад

    Sooo. Sooo MUCH JOY. Thank you. All the way from cape cod, MA.

  • @Jazistheman
    @Jazistheman 4 года назад +107

    I LOST MY SHIT WHEN HE GROWLED ST THE CAT !!!!!! that’s the best thing that has happened to me all week

  • @deathrae420
    @deathrae420 4 года назад +104

    yes i am a senior in college and my last spring break ever is being spent eating oreos all day and smoking weed in quarantine. we have fun here

    • @lillylesiv
      @lillylesiv 4 года назад +1

      kelsarooni how is that different than if you weren’t in quarantine?

    • @arielross3929
      @arielross3929 4 года назад +1

      Welcome to the rest of your life honestly.

    • @deathrae420
      @deathrae420 4 года назад

      Lily i would be going to class next week........ but i am not :-)

  • @maegandean3302
    @maegandean3302 4 года назад

    I just wanted to say thank you for posting this because it made me smile during a really difficult time. Your words make me feel hopeful and while these situations bring out the worst in people, it also brings out the best and your charity (and HILARITY, helloOoo) made my day so much better!! Sending good vibes from NY!!! KEEP BEING FUCKING AMAZING

  • @maslover12
    @maslover12 4 года назад

    i need a part 2! this was hysterical!

  • @shortbird5280
    @shortbird5280 4 года назад +75

    Chris and Jenna Marbles need to team up when this is all over and destroy 5 Minute Crafts once and for all

    • @KibbKat1
      @KibbKat1 4 года назад

      Short Bird they could do art over webcam

  • @esteec
    @esteec 4 года назад +212

    no one:
    Chris: RAWRRRR GeT OfF mY yARd

  • @sagecantprotectme5721
    @sagecantprotectme5721 4 года назад +10

    chris talking abt lubing up his baby made me die

  • @melissacurtis13
    @melissacurtis13 4 года назад

    Love that your videos ALWAYS make me smile!

  • @mariat.3390
    @mariat.3390 4 года назад +117

    i’m currently finger panting high on k so i feel like we r on the same wavelength 😂

  • @Belenfoundation
    @Belenfoundation 4 года назад +250

    Love how Chris shits on 5 minute crafts, but he literally used the wrong supplies. Love him though.

    • @Reignbow42
      @Reignbow42 4 года назад +21

      its almost like the videos dont give clear instructions lmao

    • @STARPHASE
      @STARPHASE 4 года назад +3

      5 minute crafts is full of bullshit though. I'd say 95% of their videos are just lies.

  • @MyEndoJourney
    @MyEndoJourney 4 года назад

    THIS is why I love you! Your comedy saves me!

  • @tuggamittsnus5722
    @tuggamittsnus5722 4 года назад +7

    I literally screamed when he said "paper cups"

  • @ag9845
    @ag9845 4 года назад +50

    “What are you supposed to do with baby oil? Lube up your baby and slide it down a tarp?” 😂😂😂

  • @Thisisaboutmysink
    @Thisisaboutmysink 4 года назад +37

    they're putting Styrofoam in the acetone, you can also take the lumps out and light them on fire and they'll just like burn forever

  • @holliejackson8453
    @holliejackson8453 4 года назад

    Liked and subbed initially for the fact your in self isolation and encouraging others too AND dissed your prezzie. Stayed for the content and I do not regret it, binge time while isolating (during none work hours) with love and stay safe from the UK!

  • @caseydattola9568
    @caseydattola9568 4 года назад +7

    You’re making me laugh, cry, and question the human race all at the same time. Thank you Chris for the fantastic content:))

  • @genesiilove1192
    @genesiilove1192 4 года назад +54

    "i figured there's no time like having to try something than now." chrisssss you sounded like noah centimeter in that one speech im cryinggg

  • @user-ws1dd6sr9i
    @user-ws1dd6sr9i 4 года назад +39

    I've said it before: THIS HAIR COLOUR SUITS YOU SO WELL

  • @willardbob2194
    @willardbob2194 4 года назад

    I loved this video! It was so funny and I’m glad you are starting to e joy RUclips again!! ❤️❤️

  • @crysgauthier6797
    @crysgauthier6797 4 года назад

    Dude, just stumbled on your channel and after two minutes I’m subbing, you are AWESOME

  • @justletmedoart2995
    @justletmedoart2995 4 года назад +90

    I think the cups might of been styrofoam: I think they should of said so though

  • @emilyskinner5640
    @emilyskinner5640 4 года назад +64

    "Turd nugget sand" is honestly the funniest thing I've heard all quarantine

  • @Daniellex0x0
    @Daniellex0x0 4 года назад

    Oh my god I just found you and you're my spirit animal. Thank you so much for the laughs at a much needed time!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @gothrocks200
    @gothrocks200 3 года назад +3

    “Day 3 of quarantine”. Oh Chris, if you only knew back then😭😂

  • @anniehernandez1186
    @anniehernandez1186 4 года назад +101

    No one:
    Chris: 5 minutes OF crafts

  • @brookealexis2039
    @brookealexis2039 4 года назад +46

    thank god finally someone who’s actually entertaining uploaded 🤩

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +13

      ill be uploading regularly dont you worry

  • @alejandrapena4945
    @alejandrapena4945 4 года назад

    This is it. This was the funniest video I have ever watched. I have not laughed this hard because of a video in such a long time. Definitely gained a new subscriber.

  • @hannahirene8869
    @hannahirene8869 4 года назад

    The joy this video brought me was so needed

  • @SiriusBlackBuscus
    @SiriusBlackBuscus 4 года назад +93

    “You could be seniors in college” hit me hard, wasn’t expecting the recognition lol

  • @tilly2715
    @tilly2715 4 года назад +37

    My OCD sees the stain on your shirt and it’s all I can see LOL

    • @savv4371
      @savv4371 4 года назад +1

      Tilly sammmmmmmmmme

  • @AnnabelleXD
    @AnnabelleXD 4 года назад +4

    The intro with him growling at the cat legit had me in tears 🤣

  • @dbyron3824
    @dbyron3824 4 года назад

    This video was the journey I needed

  • @pinkldy101
    @pinkldy101 4 года назад +199

    Well Starbucks is being considered an essential business and will remain open, so I'm off to work tomorrow! Kill me now.

    • @Anuc13
      @Anuc13 4 года назад +6

      Have hope! In Germany they finally closed down 2 days ago which is great because ✨free time✨ but sucks because I only get 60% of my wages now because poor Starbucks can't afford to pay me while they're closed 😪 so wherever you are, maybe you can stay home soon too 👏👏

    • @emilypeachesreynolds
      @emilypeachesreynolds 4 года назад +1

      I’m a partner too 😅 at least they’re taking care of us if we have to leave work!!

    • @kristineandersen6762
      @kristineandersen6762 4 года назад +1

      WTF?! Espresso House here in Norway is closed.

    • @maribelcalderon7284
      @maribelcalderon7284 4 года назад

      Same 😒

    • @leninlover6986
      @leninlover6986 4 года назад

      @@Anuc13 ich arbeite im DM, es herrscht Anarchie lol

  • @rass_za2523
    @rass_za2523 4 года назад +30

    Chris... sweetie... it’s a styrofoam cup

  • @AshtonG2022
    @AshtonG2022 4 года назад

    This is probably my favorite video from you in a while. You are so hilarious and the best when I’m bored since I’m quarantined.

  • @hannahandthesearchforhappiness
    @hannahandthesearchforhappiness 4 года назад

    We love a confident chris 💚 can’t wait to see what else you have for us!

  • @kellismith558
    @kellismith558 4 года назад +32

    Oh my God we are way too easily entertained as people. It's just a thing. I am way too entertained by everything happening in this. OW

  • @kamelyzabeth
    @kamelyzabeth 4 года назад +16

    i just got laid off from my favorite job today; consumed with boredom and sadness, this video made me forget about all of that for 16 mins

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +7

      what's your Venmo?

    • @kamelyzabeth
      @kamelyzabeth 4 года назад +1

      @Kamryn-Burrows 😭😭😭

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +1

      @@kamelyzabeth its not showing up :/

    • @kamelyzabeth
      @kamelyzabeth 4 года назад +1

      Chris Klemens theres a dash in it! @Kamryn-Burrows -- you’re seriously being too kind tho 🥺

    • @chrisklemens
      @chrisklemens  4 года назад +1

      @@kamelyzabeth yeah even with the dash its not showing up

  • @bun5382
    @bun5382 4 года назад

    I just love you! Thank you for making us all laugh!!!

  • @raecruz4962
    @raecruz4962 4 года назад +16

    “OMG me having a baby is going to be a Blast.”

  • @septimus0002
    @septimus0002 4 года назад +98

    Chris: ima keep saying 5 MINUTES OF CRAFTS UNTIL IT CAN LEARN TO MAKE SOMETHING DECENT!!
    Chirs in the next scene: 5 min crafts

  • @mehakc603
    @mehakc603 4 года назад +19

    Chris calling 5 minute crafts, 5 minuteS *OF* crafts has the same energy as Dwight calling himself assistant regional manager instead of assistant *TO THE* regional manager
    Thank you

  • @gelacute8423
    @gelacute8423 4 года назад

    Thank you so much for existing

  • @angelicaguadalupesanchezsi8873
    @angelicaguadalupesanchezsi8873 4 года назад

    I was feeling really bad today. And I remember this video and i’ve laughed as the first time ! Thank you Chris a social distancing hug from spain ✌🏾