Imagine the terror of being a parent and finding your child's hoard of burned spoons. Then, imagine the elation of finding out they're just pons for lipstick contraband. The rollercoaster ride of emotions!
Okay ngl this happened to me when I was like 13 lololol my granny freaked tf out then she freaked out harder when I finally convinced her to believe me because her spoons were burnt up 🤣😭🤣
It's the open dishwasher in the back for me 😂😂 the amount of times I start doing the dishes and get distracted and leave it open hahaha I relate to this more than anything
You can tell when Chris is coming out of a spiral because he musters the strength to make a 5 min crafts video in exchange for a one way ticket back to rock bottom(in the best way possible?)
Chris. I have been crying all day today feeling so miserable. The first genuine laugh I got out today was because you hit your head on the table 😂 thank you 2:23
I never comment on videos but I've watched Chris smack his head on the table 10 times and I can't stop cackling enough to watch the rest of the video 🤣🤣. Made my whole day.
The way I CRIED laughing for a SOLID 5 minutes at you knocking yourself out on the table. I watched it twice, with tears streaming down my face and not being able to breath from laughing. You are just what I need in my life with this current dumpster fire of a world we live in.
I just spent the last hour or so having a big ugly bloody cry about stuff going on in my life, and when I saw the notif. for Chris uploading, I just felt such a jolt of happiness and comfort. Thank you for being such a silly goofy nonsense human that's also incredibly thoughtful and kind, Chris. I had the same relationship with my nana that you had with your grandmother, so that was one of the reasons I was a Weepy Mess ™ before this, and I'm just so grateful for your light and humour feeling like big metaphorical hugs over the Internet. The world is a better place with you in it ❤️
Chris! If you're trying to dry your clean dishes before putting them away, try placing a dish towel over the opening for about five minutes, it will absorb the moisture!
Never commented before but i must say YES PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE lol its what brought me to your channel 3 years ago in the first place. U shine in your natural habitat...talking sh1t 😆
You have no idea how much I needed a feel good funny video like this I’m kinda going through a depressive episode after losing my grandpa and my cat and my dog recently all within the past 6 months I know you’re going through a lot too grieving your grandma so I just wanna say thank you for being you
Honestly the picture frame one is the first hack I've seen from 5MC that not only technically works but is actually a genuinely clever & money-saving idea. If you've got an old picture frame, why not reuse the back as an iPad stand?
Chris you banging your head on the table and keeping it on the video made my day so much better, that sounds really uncaring and sadistic, know I care about your safety but I’ve had a stressful ass day and this is the comedic relief I needed
OMFG!!!! YAAASSS, it's absolutely 💯 my guilty pleasure to watch you not only debunk but straight up put 5min crafts on FULL BLAST MODE!🤣💯👏🏼👏🏼💯, It's DEFINITELY a whole complete vibe for me🤣💯STAY YOU!!!💯 &Keep em coming!!!!!.
Haha I appreciate you suffering through this to bring a bit of lockdown nostalgia back. Might not have been worth it for you…but worth it for us 😂🤌🏼 the dysfunction that is your channel (and audience tbh) indeed.
When you whacked your head off the table I was dead ! Lol
I almost was too....
@@chrisklemens I was so shocked lmao I legit jumped a bit
Did not expect it, but knowing you I guess I should have 😆
I had to pause the video because I was laughing too hard 🤣🤣
I legit laughed for 5 minutes 🤣
Imagine the terror of being a parent and finding your child's hoard of burned spoons. Then, imagine the elation of finding out they're just pons for lipstick contraband. The rollercoaster ride of emotions!
HAHAAHHA
Best comment ever 😂😂👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
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Okay ngl this happened to me when I was like 13 lololol my granny freaked tf out then she freaked out harder when I finally convinced her to believe me because her spoons were burnt up 🤣😭🤣
I had a friend whose aunt found a burnt spoon with melted crayon in it and accused her of other things.
Oh yes bringing me all the way back to lockdown 2020 and your 5 minute craft videos being the only light in that tunnel!!
Agreed!!!
I haven’t laughed this hard since the last one! I’m dying!
Literally ME 😆
Bisssssh saaaaaame
I had to pause to cry laugh for 3 mins after Chris hit his head on the table 😂
Right I was like did he….. oh he did…. Ok one more time
Me too 😂
I also had to pause to laugh hysterically at the entire concept of the packing tape sunglasses.
Same😂
It's the open dishwasher in the back for me 😂😂 the amount of times I start doing the dishes and get distracted and leave it open hahaha I relate to this more than anything
I'm pregnant and almost peed myself from laughing when you hit your head I'm so sorry 🤣
You can tell when Chris is coming out of a spiral because he musters the strength to make a 5 min crafts video in exchange for a one way ticket back to rock bottom(in the best way possible?)
LMFAOOO
How 5 minute crafts is still going on, I have no idea
you and me both girl
aparently, a lot of their videos are borderline f*tish content
@@valenfigurka no way! Where did you find this out??
Chris. I have been crying all day today feeling so miserable. The first genuine laugh I got out today was because you hit your head on the table 😂 thank you 2:23
I hope you feel better! ❤
5 MIN CRAFT VIDEOS WERE THE FIRST VIDS OF YOURS THAT I EVER SAW, ENDED UP BINGING SO MANY OF UR VIDS DURING LOCKDOWN WHY AM I EMOTIONAL RN😭
well eat up bc I have never felt less
Did we all live the same lives?
@@leonorplacido8203 yes
I never comment on videos but I've watched Chris smack his head on the table 10 times and I can't stop cackling enough to watch the rest of the video 🤣🤣. Made my whole day.
The way I CRIED laughing for a SOLID 5 minutes at you knocking yourself out on the table. I watched it twice, with tears streaming down my face and not being able to breath from laughing. You are just what I need in my life with this current dumpster fire of a world we live in.
“hi i would like to commit a hate crime” has me laughing so hard for no reason
The gag of the whole video was that chris managed to continue with it after smashing his head on the table which is still cracking me up now >.
Chris I really hope your head is okay but I have rewatched that moment at least 10 times and laughed uncontrollably each time
I literally thought you were going insane when you hit your head on the table.😂 But I realized you were doing that transaction.😂
I just spent the last hour or so having a big ugly bloody cry about stuff going on in my life, and when I saw the notif. for Chris uploading, I just felt such a jolt of happiness and comfort. Thank you for being such a silly goofy nonsense human that's also incredibly thoughtful and kind, Chris. I had the same relationship with my nana that you had with your grandmother, so that was one of the reasons I was a Weepy Mess ™ before this, and I'm just so grateful for your light and humour feeling like big metaphorical hugs over the Internet. The world is a better place with you in it ❤️
Poor Chris, that sounded loud as fuck! The things you go through to bring us much joy through your delightful commentary. Never change, dude!
LONG LIVE 5 MIN CRAFTS x CHRIS
Chris! If you're trying to dry your clean dishes before putting them away, try placing a dish towel over the opening for about five minutes, it will absorb the moisture!
in love with how it’s always the hardest version of the craft too lmao a better five minute craft would be buying a lipliner & painting it yellow 💀
I have not laughed this hard at a video in a LONG time. These crafts are so unhinged and the reactions just make it so much better
I'm sitting alone at work and laughing like a maniac. Thank you so much for this 😂
ive never been more excited for a youtube series to return
i love how his concern wasn’t using a used toilet seat but damaging the used one😂😂
Never commented before but i must say YES PLEASE DO MORE OF THESE lol its what brought me to your channel 3 years ago in the first place. U shine in your natural habitat...talking sh1t 😆
Chris so baked he forgot to close the dishwasher is exactly why I love him also “no Chris give up” - me about life daily
Concussing yourself for your viewers, truly a giver. seriously though bless you for doing these insane "crafts" it's so entertaining
2:22 his head was about to become like the melon on his shirt for a second😭
“At this point just run away from home”… well factssss but yesssss I never thought FMC’s would happen again! Thank you for blessing us with this 🙏🏼❤
This is so random but wow I love your emerald green cabinets.
You know Chris is doing well mentally when he’s ready to delve back into the trauma that is 5 minute crafts! 😂
@2:26 I totally had a cracking up at first but then panicking and asking the best friend if they're okay moment 😂
Imagine going to someone's home and seeing a toilet seat by their couch for eating purposes
Quiiiiiiiickkkkk question, the open dishwasher?? LOL, LOVE YOU♥️
I love the open dishwasher
The fact that I was just watching your old 5 min craft videos and wondering when you were gonna do another THIS MORNING ❤️❤️
This brought all the laughs I needed tonight. I've seen others do a similar concept, but no one does these better than Chris!
This is the peak of my Sunday
Breath of fresh air! 5 minute craft saga continues. Always become repeat watches for me!
The dishwasher open in the background is iconic
U did not just bang your head on the table!!!! I LITERALLY SNORTED SO LOUD!!!🤣🤣🤣
“is my head cracked open?!” lmao same
When he smacked his table 😂 Chris is one of the funniest people alive.
I’m dead…. Your head and the table made love. I laughed so hard
2:21 im CRYINGGGGGG not the table shaking when u hit ur head
Youre lucky that foam tape came off! I was screaming "NOOOOOOOO!!!" LOL
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I haven't laughed that hard in awhile, thank you chris 🤣
I was about to clean.. and then you posted,, we’re cleaning later . 💙🤞🏻
Going back to this to find some sense of joy after the election.
You have no idea how much I needed a feel good funny video like this I’m kinda going through a depressive episode after losing my grandpa and my cat and my dog recently all within the past 6 months I know you’re going through a lot too grieving your grandma so I just wanna say thank you for being you
I absolutely lost it at the sunglasses... I'm sure we'll see them on all the runways in a few months' time
Honestly the picture frame one is the first hack I've seen from 5MC that not only technically works but is actually a genuinely clever & money-saving idea. If you've got an old picture frame, why not reuse the back as an iPad stand?
This was so hilarious, I love it! Your videos are the only ones that make me laugh out loud. Thank you for being you 💛
Not even within 5 minutes of watching this and I’m already in tears from laughing 😂
OMG Chris…. Thank you!!! You’ll be so happy to know your 5 mins of crafts are my favorite ❤️
Spirit Airlines will start using the toilet seat food tray pretty soon.
shhhhhh dont give them any ideas
Chris you banging your head on the table and keeping it on the video made my day so much better, that sounds really uncaring and sadistic, know I care about your safety but I’ve had a stressful ass day and this is the comedic relief I needed
I’ve fully been cry laughing my ass off at the head knock 😂😂😂
"Yeah I don't own any sunglasses but I carry around a giant roll of packing tape and a sharpie at all times" said no one ever
OMFG!!!! YAAASSS, it's absolutely 💯 my guilty pleasure to watch you not only debunk but straight up put 5min crafts on FULL BLAST MODE!🤣💯👏🏼👏🏼💯, It's DEFINITELY a whole complete vibe for me🤣💯STAY YOU!!!💯 &Keep em coming!!!!!.
You seem to upload these whenever my mental health is at a real low, so thanks???? Needed this
The way my life’s been going I NEEDED a Chris 5 minute crafts video 😭😂❤️ thank you angel Chris ❤️
I'm sorry Chris but 2:20 is the funniest shit. The noise your head made smacking the table was ridiculous 😂😂
Not Chris saying “hi, I’d like to commit a hate crime” instead of “hi, I’d like to report a hate crime” I am dying 😂😂😂 10:28
just run away from home…😂😂😂😂
CHRIS!!! These are my favorite omfg, my prayers have been answered
I was mid-bite of a burrito when you slammed your head into the table and proceeded to aspirate on my food because I was laughing so hard 💀
I love you no matter if you are medicated or not. Thank you for your chaos. It makes me feel more okay with my own chaos. You are loved
When you said “7 am waking up in the morning “ i sang the rest of friday in my head like…its just stuck in my head now
Please make more of these or any craft videos for that matter I love and miss them
The dishwasher being open is killing me. Love the video though.
Hahahahah the pencil up the butt thing.
Luv these! Hope you're doing amazing!!❤️
I needed this serotonin boost so badly today. Thank god for CK.
Why did I blank and think you meant Calvin Klein lmao?
Haha I appreciate you suffering through this to bring a bit of lockdown nostalgia back. Might not have been worth it for you…but worth it for us 😂🤌🏼 the dysfunction that is your channel (and audience tbh) indeed.
I haven't been on your channel for a while (fuck my algorithm) but this is EXACTLY what I wanted to see when I came back.
YESSSSSS THE GREAT RETURN
great is an adjective...
I’m here 1 year later just rewatching the part where you smack your head against the table 100x in a row 😂😂😂
"Why are you taking notes on a picture frame" 😂💀
I am super fckn zooted and that single sentence just sent me. I am dedddddd😂😂😂
I haven’t laughed so hard in a video in so long 😂 this was incredible
I LOVE YOU SM CHRIS
Can’t wait for the new merch!!!!! Will there be hats? 👀
Omfg! This video had me dying during the smoke sesh! We enjoy watching you Chris! Keep it up ❤❤
'let's get glam' lol ....great video Chris xo
I'm dyin! LMAO! Tears. Thank you. I needed that. 🤣
I needed this .. missed these so much
Chris once again helping me through my post work brake down💖🤘💋
"I mean honestly, it's kind of serving." Was literally stolen directly from my brain. Why does that actually look functional and fierce!?
i was JUST about to do my homework and then i got the notification… guess i’ll do it later ❤️
I love that your dishwasher is open
I was actively dabbing when you slammed your head on that table omg I almost broke everything
These were my favorite videos to watch in 2020 thanks for bringing them back
the bruise slowly forming throughout the video took me places because its so relatable
Thank you so much for leaving the head slam in the video cause…me 😂😂😂😂😂
im tried af and on a month long tour and this is what i NEEDED
Sorry but you head butting the table was the highlight of my day… im COVID ridden so a laugh was needed
I can’t explain why I click your videos so fast but here I am every week chris, party 💐
g*d bless ur soul
Came back to watch the head whack and had to run to the toilet as I nearly wet myself 😂😂😂 god it’s so good 😅
"No honey lipstick is for gay people." Lol. Was not expecting that. And the head smack, gold.