5 Minute Crafts is a Scam: Concrete Edition
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- Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2019
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** I dont fully remember the last 5 minute crafts I attempted mostly because I fully blacked that out but I got sent this CONCRETE THEMED edition of 5 minute crafts and this has my channel written all over it so this is 5 minute crafts is a scam: concrete edition...... enjoy
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Chris Klemens Andrew Yang doesn’t have any policies yet about exterminating all mosquitoes, but he has the most policies out of any candidates and some of them you would think are incredibly far-fetched. I’m sure that if you tweeted him about the mosquitoes, he’d probably consider it and add it onto his hundred policies😂🖤 #YANGGANG
Chris Klemens he plans on giving every American 18+ $1000 a month which is called the freedom dividend a.k.a. the universal basic income (or UBI) which has been supported by many renowned people such as MLK❤️💙👀
you should auction this garbage on etsy to raise money to walk children in nature.
No joke mosquitoes have ruined my social life lol
Chris for pres 2020
When he exposes me watching his video laying in bed
Same 😬
Nadia Stoyanova I feel personally attacked!
Fucking same. I laughed so hard lol
I literally just sat in bed too
LMFAO
Who trusted this man with concrete
Idk 😂
the guy at Ace Hardware, apparently
We'll talk about that one later 🙄😂
@@rachelleluna6712 I read this comment as soon as he said this. Whack
_again_
I don’t know who this guy is but his spirit animal is Squidward.
He literally sounds like Squidward
Harits Andhika Nugroho sounds more like terry from reno911
Came to the comments to see if anyone had said this yet. I love this guy
Oh no I can't unhear it now 😂
SecretLars 😭😭💀💀
Chris: goes to take cement bowl off his head
Andrew: ‘it’s very rihanna’
Chris: *slowly lowers it back onto his head*
I totally caught that 🤣🤣🤣
I was just about to comment this 😂
Thank you for this comment! I came to find you immediately after he did this 😂
And his faaaaaaaaaaace while he is doing it lol
You and Jenna marbles need to talk, that’s the collab that we didn’t know we would need 😂😂😂😂😂
This needs to happen!!
Yaaaaassss!!
Claire Bear Omfg yes
YES!!!! I feel like they would get along perfectly lmao 😂
honestly!
*takes off concrete wig*
"It's like rihanna"
*puts it back on*
we need more sassy commentary from the cameraman.
His face was like oh yea daddy
“It honestly holds up really well.”
Well yeah Chris it’s concrete...
The white "cement" isn't cement, it's most likely plaster of paris.
it is , it's just a different kind
It's Portland cement, which is not concrete, it's an ingredient in concrete. People use the term concrete and cement interchangeably but they're very different things. Concrete is very solid and tough. Cement... is not.
@@driverjayne cement is part of concrete, right?
@@annakepes8050 like eggs are part of a cake, yes
You're right!!
I need Chris to like one of my comments bc I’m a lesbian and I’ve never loved a man this much before in my life
Jenna Futrell i relate
well ma’am I have some good news
..well then ☝️there ya' go... congrats ☮️&🌱's
Jenna Futrell honestly SAME
Congratulations darling 🤟🏼
Now this is the content I needed to procrastinate doing my homework with
Exactly
final exams whom
“Oh sound and noises are the same thing” 🤣 I didn’t realize that when you said it either
If Roger from American Dad existed it would be you
Natalia Vicente omg yes
this is too accurate.
I thought jeffree star already existed?
The intro has Jenna Marbles energy for real. Feels like when Julien catches her being weird as hell in the backyard
He's the bootleg version lol
Em Love woah don’t disrespect Chris. They’re both equally chaotic af lmaoooo
Yes!!!!!!!!!!
“So I don’t live in Jurassic park” omfg
Logan Santamaria I laughed so hard 😂😂
Logan Santamaria HAHAHAHA I LOST IT 🤣🤣
I subscribed to him after that line!!!😂😂😂
😹😹😹
Recommend vids has not done me wrong today, quality entertainment
“Okay I don’t wanna say I’m a genius or anything 💁🏾♀️”
“UH OH UH OH UH OH UH OH”
Literally the story of my life.
Same
1:54 that’s literally exactly what I’m doing rn
I feel attacked
“we are off to the races people vavavoom” ok Chris
annikaammitzboll ok boomer
I’m obsessed with you dude
“A leaf blower convention” why did I laugh so hard at that😂
"I want all of the mosquitos off the planet" LITERALLY SAME
Every human being should
Someone is literally in my house & started drilling when Chris said "someone is drilling in the background" & I was wondering how he could hear inside my house
for a second when you said "someone is literally in my house" i just assumed that it was a stranger who broke in and just started drilling
“Did I not get invited to the leaf blowing party?”😂
Half the 'crafts' aren't even cement they're plaster lmao
Plot twist: Chris Klemens does 5 minute crafts with acrylic nails.
Lena Turunen THATS SOMETHING WE NEED
I'm getting Jenna Marbles energy from that and I approve
the minute i saw 5 mins crafts i clicked so fast i’m ready to laugh my mental breakdown away with chris klemens
get laughing bc this is a GIANT joke
Same!
Chris: *goes to take it off*
Andrew: it’s very Rihanna
Chris: 10:56
Those "giant leaves" are collards 😂😂😂, you find them in any market
I’ve been on a Chris binge for the last couple of hours to cure my depression (and it’s working! My house is cleaner with you as company!!). Notice me!! I love you!!
GOD BLESS
Chris with the doily wig looked like Andrew with Andrew's wavy hair.
why is no one in the comments talking about chris’s clearly-thrifted obama shirt
When Chris did his Cher impersonation, I lost it 😂
KieraGrrl Like why is NO ONE mentioning this! I re-watched it a few times too 😂
Every one is talking about Rihanna
Jokes on you Chris, I'm on the toilet.
Jodi Dekker girl same we got him good 😤
You guys are scaring me
Same
Right! Me too!
I was getting a shirt out my closet :D
Referring to you only as “Dr. Klemens” from here on out. We stan a doctoral queen.
"I'm kidding, please don't give them this. They'd rather have a hug than this garbage." I'm goOOooOONNE
especially true now
13:33 Chris realizing andrew hates the bowl that Chris is low key proud of so he pretended he hates it too😂
“5 days later crafts” 😂
Seeing the words "concrete edition” regarding anything just makes me so nervous
“Gottaaa stay movin to keep the SkEeTeRs away” 8:50
im fucking dead. you took off the head piece and when andrew told you that you were having a rihanna moment, i've never seen such an ATTEMPT at a change of heart. the way you're staring at him is the expression of trying to be convinced that everything is ok. I LOVE U. (10:55)
These 5 min crafts are getting out of control
Chris reminds me of the rude character everyone doesn’t like in any children’s animated television show. In a good way.
Chris: “I’m fine”
The lie detector test determines that was a lie 😂
10:53 he put the thing back on as soon as he mentioned rihanna i cant
nobody:
chris: and then the cement FREEZES
"Just like the 5 min crafts video I'm using a Balenciaga bag" has to be the weirdest flex I've heard in a while
I love your energy so much! I feel like you’re actually very relatable and I live for your content
This whole video has been my mood for a week. Once again you made my day!
that Cher impression is giving me lifeeeee hahahaah
his love hate relationship, mostly hate, with 5 minutes crafts truly is inspirational
every time you upload I’m just heading into my 10hr shift and get so sad but then honest to god the moment I get home and remember you posted is pure joy
Chris is my mood constantly. I am here for it and support it fully
That was actually a really good cher impression
Very angrily ripping material apart and saying I'm fine Is literally my life.
ok but I have two chris videos to watch back to back bc i’m not caught up and i’m so excited bc I love chris klemens so so much💜💜
I cant get enough of your 5 minute craft videos....it may be torture to you...but to me...its gold. I'm sorry...but it's the truth. I honestly had a hell of a day at work and. I got home and laughed non stop watching this. I really needed this video in my life today. Thanks Chris, for putting yourself through 5 minute crafts for us!
"...why?"
Andrew is all of us
i just found your channel and i’m already in love
"So i dont live in Jurassic Park..."
😂😂😂😂
This.guy.
CHRIS NOTIFICATION: I CLICK. IT’S THE REFLEX
The hatred Chris has for 5 minute hacks and the shade he throws at us for enjoying his struggle is priceless
I love how you actually try and end up not having anything when it’s time to film
This is the most incredible content I've ever seen in my life, and I need more.
“It holds up pretty well” - uh yeah Chris, it’s CEMENT
No gonna lie. I’m kinda obsessed with you
"Oh my god.... wtf do I do?" No one has ever expressed how I feel at least once a day so perfectly
This has been hilarious to watch. Thanks for doing this for us
Got my crunchwrap supreme, and im ready to see you fail.
chris! i really appreciate all your videos and i love u so much. thank u for always putting a smile on my face. please don’t ever stop creating.
LOOOOL You’re enthusiasm for these recreations gives me life
You're lack of enthusiasm and sarcastic wit is great.
You're my hero
Honestly I feel like Chris is at the top of his content game!
I feel attacked cause that's exactly how I'm laying watching this
This is my first time binging your whole channel I'm so happy I found you 🤣
i watch a lot of youtube in the living room and my dad always wants to change it but if i play your videos he LIVES for them
Hope you’re having a great day Chris ❤️
“Just like five minute crafts I’m using a balenciaga bag”
I watched your first video on 5 min crafts is a scam just yesterday. So glad I can watch a new one so quickly! Please make more 😬😬
I love the direction of your channel Chris ❤️
"You're all watching this like this." Jokes on him, I'm buck naked sitting in an office chair with my legs stretched over a second office chair.
Joking or legit.... Why are you on an office chair.
"They'd rather have a hug than this garbage!" 100%
Ive literally been needing somewhere to put my seashells and lost dreams. Thanks Chris
Always remember to use completely different ingredients than the craft calls for, and you too can have these amazing results! Love you!!
Me: *sees them pull up a middle finger at the end*
My mind: “haha, if 5 minute crafts and thread banger had a baby”
“Adios motherf*ckers” 😂😂😂💀
I just love all your content thanks for suffering so we can laugh with you you’re the best Chris
I love the effort you have been putting into your hair
Chris is literally the only RUclipsr who’s notifications I have on
WELL DUH!!!! TASTE RECOGNIZE TASTE!!!
Literally laid back just in time for Chris to attack me.
going through the hardest breakup don’t know what to do with myself haven’t smiled but you made me piss myself laughing. your my spirit animal
This was my first video I’ve watched of yours and I was dying, definitely subscribed
I feel the frustration through the phone lmao. 😂
Chris- I want all mosquitoes gone in 2020
2020- I gotchu fam!
2020- Murder hornets
I'm so glad this is the first video of yours I've seen... subbed
Hahahaha "well this is dishwasher safe" I laughed pretty good at that 😂
hahaha 'u can put ur sea shells and lost dreams in there" lol
Dear god, it's been a while since I've laughed this hard. Your commentary and the delivery of your lines is gold. I've never hit the subscribe button faster...
First time to watch your channel and you immediately got my soul by the way you were expressing yourself!
"I want mosquitos gone do it in 2020"
2020: *murder hornets*