I Made a Giant Vegan Ravioli
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** today in the kitchen, im creating an idea I thought of the last time I was in the kitchen and that dream was to make a giant ravioli....so I made a giant vegan ravioli. it was awesome.
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My name is Chris Klemens, I live in Los Angeles (before in New York City), and make RUclips videos. They consist of man on the street comedy videos on Sundays interviewing strangers, doing Q and As, and daily comedy vlogs with other RUclipsrs like Tana Mongeau, Christine Sydelko, Elle Mills, etc. on Thursdays. Be sure to subscribe for more, and follow me on my social media like Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Tumblr, Snapchat, and more.
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Chris Klemens 😎 I used to have a “kitchen scale” back in the day!
#BeanWater
A big @## wok might work.
Keep doing this!
“Rosemary is the shit” yes Chris I am the shit 🥰 jk
me: * is having a bad day *
chris klemens: "i made a giant ravioli"
me: haha nice
Lena Maria
1.7k likes and no comments 👏👏
A single, large ravioli is actually called a raviolo.
Emily Shadler fuck you. You’re precious.
grazie mille! finally someone a little bit more educated. Why Americans always have to ruin something so beautiful and cultural with their own conception of making something big? It's just a huge and a gross raviolo! :)
Was looking for this comment 😂also CANNOT deal with people who say raviolis like SIS IT'S ALREADY PLURALIZED
A single bit of spaghetti is a spaghetto
FatimaBen yknow what else is huge and gross? ...nvm you not ready for that one yet
“This shirt has a stain on it I just released these” we love a little flex
Or the ‘It’s okay, I know the owner’ haha
“i would’ve ruined that shirt five times over by now”
chris: “oh sht I have.... it’s ok i know the owner” go off sis
maddio every time I talk about my love for calzones someone around me says “isn’t it just a folded pizza” and I start fuming every time.
THE OLIVIA JADE SHADE I SCREAMED
I actually cackled that shit was so funny lmao
When this is slowly becoming a Buzzfeed themed video
omg did they make a giant ravioli??!??!
@@chrisklemens Tasty makes giant everything
Still gonna watch your channel though 😏
The Lori Loughlin joke 💀
chef boyardee has NOTHING on chris
And that's on ravioli.
Chef boyardeez nuts
Chris is like the older cousin that always lived with grandma and when you would come over for the holidays the next morning you would wake up to this.
Chris: *ruins his own merch*
Also Chris: "It's okay I know the owner"
nobody:
chris: she’s in. CONFIRMED SHES IN
Lmaooo 😂😂😭😭
*opens fridge*
Chris : “RiSe aND ShINe”
"lori loughlin when literally olivia jade got into usc" im dead omg
"hmm just as thin as my patience." literally started chokingggg 😭😭
Day 66 of harassing Chris Klemens into doing the Bratz challenge
Alexandria Jade hows it going for you?
This is something I can get behind. Although his dollar store drag makeup was close lol
emily__reardon I’ll keep going until he addressed it lmao
Alexandria Jade I respect your dedication 😂
You are the real MVP!!
@@sweetjade you're my hero
“Oh my god I asked for areola flour and then vomited in the parking lot” C H R I S
I READ THIS AS HE SAID IT OMG
No one:
Chris Klemens: egg prostitute, areola flour.
This would have Jenna Marbles energy if you'd actually tried to lay down on the ravioli like a pillow.
8:28
“I made a giant ravioli”
Me: OH
This is how many times he said like
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Lord just hit a million subscribers already!
YOURE tellin ME?!?!?!?!?!?
@@chrisklemens it'll happen. too much pigment and drama happening at the moment perhaps 😌 I've been a subscriber for a long time and you deserve the best good luck with 1 million and surpassing your wildest dreams. 💜💙
Chris kneading dough like he doesn’t want to be here is a mood
“Your only ingredient for the filling is.. the filling”
“It’s time for your first swim lesson honey.”
Doesn’t fit in the pool
Chris I know you’ve been having a hard time and I really just wanted to remind you that all of your viewers absolutely adore you, no matter what you post or how often you post.
I remember watching you for the first time and I was hooked ever since. I remember thinking “oh my god, I’m here watching this before this guy blows up” and I’m still waiting for that moment, whatever direction you’re going into when you figure ur stuff out, you are going to blow up and you are gonna be on top. I believe that so strongly.
Chris, I love you. Even tho you’re joking most of the time, you can really tell you have a heart of gold. You are a good friend, an amazing entertainer, and just a
really really really really really great guy.
I hate to see you so confused about what to do now, the conflict within yourself and just the overall struggle you are having.
But I promise you, things will get better. So many people who follow you are thinking about you hoping you’ll feel a bit better again. Take your time.
Love you Chris, so much!
“When Jade got accepted to USC” 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀
“She’s in” I’m dead at that reference. Chris Thesaurus Klemens 😂
Came here for on Smosh and imma subscribe - ur vids r a chaotic masterpiece and I'm here for it 😂
god bless and buckle up
me: hungry
also me: watches Chris make a giant Ravioli....
when he’s funny AND he can cook
“ew it felt like kissing someone’s stomach” i’m dead
“I’m rolling my life away. That’s the only sentence that compares me to people that go to edc”
“Yeah guess it just tastes like wet flour” 😭😂😭
Am I early enough to get a lil heart from chris 🥺
u are
Chris Klemens this is such precious interaction
Chris: I'm not feeling this vegan ricotta
Also Chris: *licks fingers* it's delicious
This is why ur my favorite RUclipsr and basically the only one Ive been watching for like 5 years
"If I was T.I I hope her hymens still intact" lmaooo nooo 😂😂
I imagine I’m you when I’m high and it really makes my existence worth it
I can’t wait to get paid and spend it all on middle kid 🥴 Ily
A QUEEN
I suggest tofu for ricotta. I like putting firm tofu in a food processor with some oil for the texture, salt, garlic powder, onion powder, and lemon juice (or lactic acid if you have that).
Me: *screenshots video and sends to friend
Friend: “A giant ravioli is a calzone”
Me: 🤯
Emily listen here u tell ur friend that pasta dough and pizza dough are 2 very different things.
@@discopumps they are but you get the point stupid ass noodle head.
@@patob27 no need to be rude and THIS PERSON IS RIGHT. you cook a calzone in the oven but ravioli in hot water🙌🏻
that's...not right
Julep Jules "no need to be rude"
> proceeds to be rude
stfu tbh
you prob dont remember me but earlier this year I said you were going to get to 1 mill and here we are... so proud as always
The more I watch you and Andrew the more I love you guys! You are so damn funny 😂❤️ thank you for your channels ❤️
“just about as thin as my patience” i felt that
“SHES RIPPING, IM SORRY I RIPPED YOU” I lost it 😂😂
thank you to the person who pointed out the difference of measuring with a solid measuring cup and liquid measuring cup
I love when Chris throws shade at people in his videos
Easily becoming one of my favorite youtubers and I just started watching three days ago 😂❤️
can someone just give you a cooking show already!!
I would love to not have to edit it!!!!
grabbin a joint and watching the latest CK upload is truly the best part of my week
Why does it feel like Chris has a new tattoo every video! You should film a tattoo tour
"If this drops, at least let the lighting be good." Haha love it!
So early I feel like a incense burner
Love your videos. I love killing time at my job watching them all day, while medicated. Its great!!!
Over here watching a serious Ted Talk and over the screen just pops up *I MADE A GIANT RAVIOLI* 🤣
All those random references and commentary are just the best!!!
Dude did you put cold sauce on the ravioli, you’re better then this Chris
THE NUMBER OF REFERENCES OMGGGG I can’t 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂
Areola flour is what happens when you breastfeed a 4 year old
oh hell no 🤣🤣
one time i went to micheals and asked if they had indica ink instead of Indian ink
nobody:
chris: I mAdE gIaNt RaViOli
Chris i love you so f**kin much , why the hell are you so underrated??
"I Made a Giant Ravioli"
me: sounds about right
I love him 😂😂😂 he probably could’ve put the Flat surface On top of the pan and then flipped it lol
Mad respect for going there with the Olivia Jade joke when other youtubers continue to support her.
what a beautiful title. in the middle of school and got a notification and here we are now. god bless your soul:)
God damn this is exactly what I need right now
I’VE NEVER WANTED A SHIRT SO BAD 😭
No one:
Not a single person:
Absolutely not a soul:
Chris: areola flour
Chris???
ok but chris klemens is easily the funniest, most witty human being on the internet
I wonder how long it’ll take him to realize he just made lasagna
Idk why but when you said “anyone got jumbo food ideas?” My head started reeling at that and I imagined getting a potato and trying to crave out a huge French fry out of it....I’m really hungry after this video
PUT ME ON UR STORY DADDY CHRIS ILYYYYYYY
;)
Can you please make more cooking videos?? THEY ARE LITERALLY SOOO FUNNY AND ENTERTAINING
I don’t know what I expected but I was surprised when I saw this title
The USC scandal and the "Riisseee and shiinnnneee" had me laughing so loud hahah
Lol I got an extremely unsettling vegan ad on this
yes. please make other foods jumbo. this is the idea i have been waiting for. it needs to happen!!!
That tofutti ricotta is one of the worst vegan replacements I’ve ever had
You are such a gem!! I wish I would have found you years ago so I could have been enjoying your content for longer but I’m binging everything now and ugh! You are amazing!!!
I hope Chris does a q&a soon so I can ask him where that little bald spot came from
These are my fav videos from Chris. Where he is making something
*types in vegan ravioli*
This is what I got.
Hey Jools, hey girl hey 👋🏻
I love this channel because you literally don't give a sh*t about everything
Me @ me : “I want her to succeed
I want her to succeed
I want her to succeed
I want her to succeed “
Chris thinking he won't succeed and then being excited every time is the best
I think if he baked it, that shit would’ve been fire
I mean, what else would you do with your time. I love Chris.
I don’t think I have ever laughed so hard watching a human being cook food 😂
“Ok so just still sitting here rolling my life away. That’s probably the only sentence I have in common with somebody who attends EDC” I screamed!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Highlight of this video: SHE’S IN!!
"Solid" ounces is a weight measurement.
The single measuring cups and the pitcher with multiple measurement lines measure out the same amounts in volume, so pouring it in the bigger cup wasn't wrong.
Who the fuck would ever thumb a Chris Klemens video down...😰 absolutely nutty.
Giant ravioli, clearly a stoned thought! lol "whoa, imagine like a giant ravioli!"
I’ve watched you gain 5k subscribers in legit 3 days and I find that so amazing, making videos high is definitely your specialty 😂😂
ive never been this early
my favorite part of this channel is when shit goes the way he likes and you lose your shit bc it makes me happy
Hi, I’m Emily, I don’t have a gag reflex and I really want Chris Klemens merch
@orderoftheapocalypse (this is a joke)
this took a LARGE turn
i don’t have a uvula lmao
i live for your cooking videos