When you're stuck in a horror movie as the logical one
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Killer: Wanna play a game?
Me: No of course not... My internets trash dude.
I know the feeling
@@kellscarthechosen327 or twist it around on them
@@malarkeylaboratories3658 "no, but are you interested in buying our premium exclusive buy-one-get-one free product?"
@@diobutimnotdiobutitisidio1273 what are you talking about
@@malarkeylaboratories3658 scam'em
“I’m inside the house”
Oh! It’s hide and seek!
logic 1000
lol
Wow it’s almost like we watched the same video.
@@TheSCPStudio “ah, yes... let me quickly make a very original not overdone joke at all to get so many likes.”
@@a8552bc yeah Its like we watched the same video lol
I swear dumb people in movies give me more anxiety than the ghost themselves.
"An incompetent ally is to be feared more than a competent enemy."
True
Mood
whys this so accurate 😭
@@TarsonTalon~ Sun Tzu, The Art of War?
I love how the logical guy isn't even particularly frightened but rather just mildly annoyed. As if he's lived through hundreds of horror movie scenarios and is just over it.
He's an introvert/ISTJ, this is stopping him doing the important stuff, like cataloguing DVDs lol
Sidney Prescott by the time of Scream 5
WHY DOES THIS COMMENT HAVE 666 LIKES ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
@@maxi2786 entity 666
@@maxi2786 honestly, my best guess is that six hundred and sixty-six people liked the comment.
First time I've seen someone check phone instead of watch to indicate passing of time
2021 yo
But more realistic lol
I do this in school more than I should
You're kidding, right?
Who even uses watches anymore?
Wait...he heard the music?
He's too powerful.
He can't be left alive
@@Error_-hh6hc But who dare to hunt him
Breaking the fifth wall
@@Error_-hh6hc It's not the Jedi Way!
We have to be lucky it wasn’t boss music
Thing is, the idiot was actually doing something very smart by narrating his every move. The ghost will never attack the excessively silly character who is blatantly revealing his position to everyone else, that's why it waited until he started going silent to kill him
That actually makes sense. If the guy is actively narrating his every move, then people will hear him go quiet and know exactly where the killer is. When the killer's main tactic is getting people away from the group and killing them off without revealing themselves. It actually kinda works.
“Ok I am currently being stabbed by the killer!”
@@albatrossthedragon and now everyone knows where the killer is
@@albatrossthedragon _"what a fun game!"_
@@HANKSANDY69420 NAH 💀
“Scary movie people always say “hello” like the killers gonna be like “oh ya I’m in the kitchen making a sandwich””- so logical person
*some
So you HAVE seen the Scary Movie franchise...
okay but in horror movie people's defense that's sort of the first thing that pops up in your head for whatever stupid reason 🤣, i've done it before accidentally and i hated myself immediately afterwards
When you aren't alone in the house (even after you're aware that a murderer is loose), trying to verify that the sound you just heard was the murderer or one of your pals is sensible.
It's also a fairly sensible response. You hear noise, you try to confirm it's your fellow human here on a cordial visit, rather than anything hostile.
No response means likely hostile or an animal.
IKR
For a moment I thought the ghost would say:
"Hey I heard you were looking for a new roommate"
Man, missed opportunity there.
Hey, I'd like to talk about your car insurance renewal...
I mean maybe he was going to but this guy SHOT HIM IMMEDIATELY, now we'll never know
"I've seen A LOT of horror movies!"
They missed the big breasted blonde running with a wet shirt through the woods and tripping on her own feet.
“Can’t have a movie without stupid people.”
-my dad
Your dad is a wise man
This man needs to be protected at all costs
Wow absolutely genius
The wise man
Did you ever end up telling your dad that people on the internet are calling him wise?
I wanna see this guy in a serious horror flick where everyone does the illogical "horror movie logic" but he saves them all and the killer gets so infuriated that he just blows his own brains out.
That would be more of a horror-satire that would likely come off as a comedy… still would watch it.
@@emperorrevan6992 You will probably enjoy _Tucker and Dale Vs Evil._
@@davidwuhrer6704 Recommendation, noted. When I get the time, I’ll try and watch it. Thanks!
I'm late but another movie like what you described is scare package
Sounds like a fun movie
"Insurance better cover that." Was definitely the exact mood I'd be in with most of these horror movies.
I don't think any insurance covers wanton pre-mediated murder.
Plot twist, the idiot was just pretending and was the ‚bad guy‘ all along
"And I would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" 😒
@@Bella-lv6tx "and your stupid gun"
THAT I would watch
Sound like a good horror movie plot
@@phantom3969 lol
If this was actually a horror movie. The smart guy would get killed first, and the really dumb guy is the only survivor.
Smart people are too op
@@Doctor_C_Jack they have to be taken out first lol
This is true, the stupid main protagonists always survives
@@rajalaireya1748 especially if she is a good looking blonde. Well.. alien vs predator 2 actually killed of their hot bimbo Blondie quite fast tbh. The only cool death on that movie
At first, I thought the dumb guy was supposed to be the smart guy. Like, "Why did he answer the phone in such a nonchalant fashion? Why is he announcing everything he is doing? This guy seems very clever."
2:09 *creepy heavy breathing
"I think he has asthma"
Lol
I was waiting for the villain to pop out saying “Hey, you’re looking for a new roommate?” and then become the new roommate.
He would have, but he was shot before he could say anything.
Same
I'm expecting the new roommate to be a serial killer. Asking to room with somebody who has seen horror movies is a bad idea. 😅😅
*whispers*
“I think I found him.”
“Yup.. I heard the music”
Absolute comedy gold 😂😂
Comical diamond ngl
Comical diamond ngl
Comical diamond ngl
Comical diamond ngl
Comical badger ngl
“Insurance better cover that” lol
George Dripington 😩
I’ve seen your pfp somewhere… I like you shoelaces
Man, Washington has drip!
Drip boi
What happened
I'm a somewhat logical guy and I gotta say that if I realised that I was in a horror movie I wouldn't act logically at all, I'd be way too occupied with the existential dread that comes with realising that my life is lie and nothing more than a figment of somebody's imagination created purely for the sake of suffering just so millions of people can watch it to popcorn
well you gotta make it good! do you wanna be the character everyone hates that sits around and becomes meta or do you wanna be a icon. (as a note you'd also question if you are the main character that survives though I guess either way you can die good or live good to be iconic )
Okay, well, you have some time now to grapple with the idea and make your peace with it. I mean, what great significance did you think your life had anyway in the grand scheme of things as you presently perceive them?
I'd be fine with being fictional, but the realization that live or die I only exist until the end credit roll would make me give up
I like to imagine the thoughts running through his head being something along the lines of " just let it happen just let it happen it's natural selection you can get a new roommate"
The logical people in horror movies are the villains killing everyone off being like "yo these people _stupid_ stupid"
Basically every jigsaw
lmaooo
Except for most horror movies end with the killer failing to kill the main character. Not smart enough.
@@thefool5460 Why would they kill themselves? Except for that guy in Se7en.
@@davidwuhrer6704 That's not what I said.
and then the fans complain about you only getting 3 minutes of screentime
It should only take three minutes to escape if you're not an idiot
Cabin in the woods is literally this sketch but the guy that's supposed to get 3 minutes of screentime gets like the whole movie
@@Jacob-zk1jy the stoner?
@@dead_vibes technically, yea
@@Jacob-zk1jy agree, there are lots of good ones. Vanishing in the 7th Street also not that dumb (except that one nigga boii at the end who fucks up everything, damn brats), a show called Another is also offering a horror without relying on the jump scares. Smart horror movies are indeed exist
Killer: "Do you want to play a game?"
Me, with NODs and a suppressed AR: "Sure. Bravo Six, going dark."
2:46 at this point hes just gonna let natural selection take its pick.
It's especially frustrating when you find yourself in a bad UK horror movie, where the plot relies entirely on spectacularly stupid or cowardly characters.
Bri'ish?
Most British shows and movies make characters so stupid that the viewer feels better about themselves.
bit rewd innit
@@kaylag5043 ah they must be about Americans then
Blimey
Don't forget, when someone escapes, they decide to turn around and "save the others still trapped" instead of calling for help like a logical normal human being.
Don’t forget that when they return their somehow an expert against the horror they experienced
We're usually not logical during times of extreme stress
Oh and how they obviously end up falling over exactly as they get noticed
@@matttale7918 or in a similar version, they escaped for good (and didnt call anyone to rescue the others), returning as the old & cryptic expert of said horror, which was previously sealed away but now discovered again by the mcs that come looking for them.
@@pokaay3163 I found some tape recordings of a Voodoo chant that is supposed to revive the dead. Should we have a listen?
4:09 he’s supposed to be the logical one, yet holds a pistol like that
This is exactly why I can't get into most horror movies. When the obvious solution is for just ONE person to have a gun with them, it's not scary anymore.
Especially in America.
@@XD-yn6hb Exactly! There isn't even an excuse after a point.
Just transpose the setting! 😆 Outside of a gun club meeting or gang house, I'm struggling to think of any context here in NZ where even one person present would be likely to be strapped. Maybe a rural area might have hunting rifles stowed away somewhere? Honestly, assuming anyone WOULD have one is such an American thing! 🙈
@@anna_in_aotearoa3166 XD I unapologetically admit, it is a very American view. I'd give credit to movies that take place elsewhere in the world, I suppose. But where I grew up, it was so normal to just see people with guns on their hip, or learn that your coworker keeps a loaded AK in the trunk of their car, that it's hard for me to accept nobody just happens to have a gun around. Camping trip? There are guns. Road trip? At least one sidearm. Trip to the grocery store? Loaded handgun under the shirt.
To make this even more ludicrously American, I'll tell you in all seriousness... I know of an offer to sell a shotgun that took place in a McDonald's drive-thru. This isn't a joke, though I do find it hilarious.
@@eljefeamericano4308 America we got Guns, Burgers and a unhealthy relationship toward Oil
Honestly, I would have expected the opposite: "Those noises, there must be some serial killer running around the house" - "You need to grow up. Serial killers are extremely rare - there hasn't even been a regular homicide in this town in the last decade. This house is very old and hasn't been properly renovated, so that is probably what caused those sounds".
There’s a reason that all the smart/logical ones die first in these movies. They’re always skeptical that there’s even a threat. If they were to survive long enough to know that the threat is real, they’d probably thrive.
So the threatening calls from an unknown person were just a lack of renovations? Some people mistake "logical" with "delusional." If some creepy voice called and said they were inside my house, and then I heard footsteps and the floor creaking (assuming no one else was supposed to be in the house), it would be logical to assume that the person probably wasn't bluffing.
@@im_calling_you_out yeah but by then you're already dead
When it comes down to a horror situation it's always you either aren't apart of it or your already dead with your only hope of survival being pure luck
That's all the dad's in family horror movies and the mum is usually seen as crazy but is right.
My horror movie resistance is so bad I legit had cold sweat this whole time
I know right!! I don't even wanna leave my bed now
XD
Right?! My adrenaline is literally sky high as I’m laughing
I like how you described it like a pokemon stat
wow I thought I was about that stuff. I must be getting desensitized
I thought the red shirt guy was gonna walk around the corner while dragging the guy in the sheet, and it would be revealed that he stabbed the guy in the sheets.
Now THAT'S a horror movie. Because you see, nobody would believe the guy in black if they told everyone about it.
2:14 I'm Inside the house
😮.........
Its hide and seek😃
Logical except for resting the weight of the gun on your finger that’s on the trigger while pointing at your “friend” 😂😂
to be fair he said "roommate" not friend
no, i think it was intentional. wouldnt you do the same?
Smart guy doesn't have to run faster than the killer. He just needs to run fast enough to outrun the killer who stumbled over the body of his friend.
It says logical, not smart lol
If he's that dumb you need some form of self defense from his dumbass
the exaggerated childlike innocence is so accurate i-
Edit: imagine being so pressed at a commonly used phrase smh 💀
you what
@@kiiturii i-
@@kiiturii i-
you-
@@kiiturii the ghost got them-
1:45 AYYYY muzzle safety and trigger disaplen
What’s trigger discipline
Already 100% done with the whole situation at the very beginning 🤣
No one logical would assume they're in a horror movie, therefore i must assume the guy with the gun suffers from paranoid schizophrenia and just shot a figment of his imagination. I hope his more reasonable roommate is ok.
His reasonable roommate was playing a prank and came downstairs dressed as a ghost and got shot by the paranoid guy 😢
I mean those calls were pretty fuckin creepy. Sure, you won't assume you're in a horror movie, but there's like stalkers n shit irl. You can probably call the cops for that.
Ikr! Poor "ghost"...
@@mlgproplayer2915 haha gun go brrrr i mean pew pew
He probably murdered his room mate wearing a sheet. Woopsie
Plot twist: the reasonable one was the dude answering the phone
No actually, he was murdered
@@espicfh Or was he?
@@9nikolai he was.
@@8d-sounds-gab he was tho.
@@TatoAV *...or was he?* _hey vsau-_
Should have bought a life insurance policy on his roommate, easiest payout ever.
The noises after he says "Looking for new roommate" is comedy GOLD and adorable!
You know when Zach Star posts a video on his second channel it's going to be a good day.
Wait this is his second channel?
He’s one one of the few channels that have that power
_this Is NOT his main Channel?.._
He has a main channel called Zach Star with 800K subs where he talks about his engineering career.
For people that are new, this is his main channel: ruclips.net/user/zachstar There he talks about engineering, math puzzles and even has some stem oriented skits.
I love how shooting a ghost is implied to just be the obvious and logical choice. Absolutely no way that won't work.
‘Merica
is it a ghost, though? or just someone pretending to be a ghost? I think that costume is just a symbolic stand-in for virtually any horror-movie villain who would behave similarly to the character in the sketch here . . . . like, no-face; no clearly-defined human silhouette; just a vague form that a human could fit into: insert-your-villain-here
even - or especially - if the villain looked exactly like that, wouldn't the logical person assume it's just a human in a sheet? I don't think he'd bother about a gun if it appeared to be an actual ghost, and I'm not sure that a ghost who wants to scare and hurt people would in most cases reasonably wear a conspicuous sheet just so its intended victims could see where it was; if it wants to 'play a game', it would make a point of trying to have more fun than that, yes?
ghost had footsteps
If it was a actual ghost then it wouldn't be able to kill the roommate physically that fast. Gun was the obvious choice.
You know an horror movie is bad when it relies entirely on the stupidity of his characters
Wtf, i was half asleep and i heard this 0:36 my heart jumped out man
"Yep, I heard the music."
Logical and fourth wall breaking. Poor guy.
ORV reference ?
The true horror... Being logical when know one else is
Best comment here lol
Everyone thinks they're the logical one.
Just because everyone thinks they're logical, it's still distinguishable who is and isn't.
*no one else
@@okyesn6139 Everyone is logical, but working from different axioms using different inference rules.
If you're ever in a situation where your friend survives the first 2-3 of these stupid mistakes, you need to acknowledge that you're *NOT* the protagonist, *THEY* are and you need to leave right then and there, go out of state and stay there until that shit blows over.
I thought for sure Red Shirt Guy would be the one to come around the corner…
Twist: He was.
I actually got intimidated at some point he’s a really good actor and the music was good
Excellent job my black shirt to get rid of his dumb roommate red shirt. He even cleaned up the evidence so that he is the only one with the murder on his conscience. Bravo
“Bro just log out and you’ll survive”
1:06 heard that metal sound, thought it was outside my fkn door
I haven't a horror movie but even I know not to do those things.
Yes, shooting at people is frowned upon in polite society. Especially when they have announced their visit ahead of time.
yeah i haven't a horror movie either
yeah man, haven't been in a horror movie ever.
The reasonable guy is cursed with horror movie events always happening to him, not surprised, ready for all the BS, he's seen it before
That sounds like the premise for a really good comedy
@@Michael-McCollum I'd sure as hell watch it
2:00 bro I have that exact same phone.
“I think I found him”
“Yep, I heard the music”
Lmao
Killer: "Do you want to play a game?"
Me: "...do you have Mario Kart?"
I love how quickly he shoots 😆 4:21
A real villain, able to take out the roommate, but instead dancing through all the tropes first, just to torment the smart fellow who's forced to watch.
I was expecting it to be the roommate at the end
"I found him, he sucks at hide and seek"
I may not be the most logical person, but I would have called the cops when he said he’s in the house. Nope
Edit: Thx for over 500 likes! I've never had some many likes in my entire life!
I’d grab my 9mm then call the cops
@@Utubesuperstar To be fair if you are in a Horror Movie, then calling the Cops is useless. They either take ages to arrive, will not belief you or just die shortly after they arrive. Cops really do not work well in Horror Movies. Best option would be to hide/run from or to fight back the Attacker, depending on what kind of thing is hunting you.
@@darkblossum4379 In the god awful event that I have a situation similar to that or a home invasion that person is going to get shot by me multiple times 911 is mostly to say hey I’m gonna shoot this guy send people
If he's in the house, then I'm not. I'm running out of there and if i end up dead in the process then it's just natural selection at that point cause it takes ages for the police to get there and it only takes a few seconds to kill someone
Yea, so they could get there 30 minutes after the intruder murders everyone…good thinking
In college, we all had that roommate, and a few years earlier, we _were_ that roommate.
I wanna see a horror movie written by someone who understands how humans work for once
Basically If You Are A Smart Guy In A Horror Movie You Won't Be "A Cool Guy", BUT AT LEAST YOU WILL BE AN ALIVE GUY.
its so sad the logical one died before the illogical 😭
Are you joking or did we not watch the same video?
@@Toasty_Mr.Marsh_ I think you are missing the joke
@@lydiamoss2632 probably 🤷🏽♀️ o well
@@lydiamoss2632 It is logical to play with ghosts?
@@Toasty_Mr.Marsh_ well actually tbh if this was real I’d assume the “dumb” one was just pranking the “smart” one... but then he got shot by his paranoid roommate
Plot twist:
The logical thinking one is the red shirt guy. The person in the sheets is his daughter.
The "horror movie" is that the guy in black is a paranoid psychopath.
That's the only interpretation that makes sense.
@David Wührer no
Okay, that was hilarious, but can we talk about the editing in ever single video! It's always soooo good!!!
Shouting out “who’s there” when no-one good could possibly be there anyway
Didn't realize how bad I wanted to see a Scary Movie type film with one normal person until now.
It would be a wonderful subversion of the horror genre and likely offer a fresh perspective on said genre, but we apparently can’t have nice things.
Looking at you entertainment industry.
the Zach in black is me while watching real horror movie characters be stupid af
Really expected the killer to turn up like "i heard you are looking for a roommate? I watched every Scream movie"
Bruh I have headphones on, working graveyard alone and that knock just spooked the fuck out of me
Plot twist: the ghost was just the roommate playing a prank
Horror movie is the best.
This is just a normal interaction of an INTJ dealing with an ENFP.
There at that sound effect 3:10 I got a notification and it surprised me, it was like right in cue a bright light flashed my face as I was brushing my teeth and not paying attention. Also no joke I have a classmate like that, she’s honestly the worst
This got me more anxious than an actual horror movie
I have my eyes covered 😂 I don’t like scary movies 😬😫
Only me who got some chills when the dark voice said ”I am in the house”?
That trigger reaction is mad! Ghost peaked for a pixel and he got no scoped xD
I was half expecting the ghost to come out like "So you're looking for a new roomate?". Like this could be the pilot for a sitcom where the guy lives with a ghost and everyone is just a typical horror movie stereotype, like priests or exorcists would come to the door frequently like "I've heard you had a certain...paranormal problem?" and he just slams the door on their face every time.
Zach: I think he has Azma
Me: no no that's not how you pronounce th-
Subtitles: asthma
Me: 👀
How do you pronounce it?
@@WhiteWolf-lm7gj assma
@@selinawanjiku8137 astmah
Nobody voices the th
@@aurahero9842 i've never heard a french person pronounce it Pa-ris instead of Pa-ri
We all know the redshirt guys is logical and put on that sweet blanket to scare black shirt just to get shot by paranoid black shirt.
Once when I was in college, I used to alot of volunteer work. One of the most awesome ones was to help break down and winterize a summer camp in rural Illionois. We pulled into the camp at like 2am. I walked inside the main building, and it was just a long hallway, with one safety light on at the end. I walked back out. Everybody asked me why: I was like, I'm the lone black guy, in a car with three blond white women, in the middle of the woods at idnight, and the only sign of life is a long stark hallway that looks like it was directed by Stanley Kubrik, so NO you all go find somebody!
Plot twist: The ghost he shot at the end was actually just his roommate under a sheet, it was his turn to hide
This is just an excuse for Zach to show off his house
"Wanna play a game?"
"Uhh sorry wrong number"
(The end)
If the characters in horror movies actually watch horror movies they would be fine.
Someone needs to make a movie about this, it would be so funny lol
Haha! I loved the ending music being cut out so quickly!
The two dislikes are from the ghost and the insurance 😂
I wish I was as blissfully innocent/naive as that guy
You only forgot, the let's split up to cover more ground part.
I don't watch horror much, but I have seen any horror movie ever, so I technically qualify for that ad.
But, uh, I have seen any horror movie ever, so I know not to answer it.
Actually, the dumb one was really smart in second move. I thought he was dumb enough to expect the villain to answer him while saying "Hellooo!" But actually, speaking loudly on the phone would channel his voice on the other end revealing where the villain is, or at least his phone. And considering how short the call was, i.e., how far the villain has gone since he put down the phone, even if he left it and was plan was steps ahead, his estimate location would be narrowed down, or some locations ruled out.
He was actually acting dumb (I love Zach btw, I obviously mean the character), actively to distract the villain from thinking he would come up with such a clever plan. He was even raising his voice to execute his plan, a smart ploy, executed at the moment of a numbly dumb dialogue, where no "pro gamer move" step was even expected!
It's one of those situations where being too dumb is counter-intuitively a very smart move.
(it's not obvious; otherwise you wouldn't have had to insert the parenthesised aside)
(besides, the characters ought to have different names or at least distinctions - like shirt colours - than just the actor's name, to avoid confusion . . . . it might have been clearer to have just said something like 'I love Zach's acting', presuming that's what you actually meant)
. . . nvm; just got it; you were trying to say that you don't mean to insult the actor; the 'he' who 'was acting dumb' was 'the character' . . . but still, your phrasing there was quite ambiguous 😅😅; it might have been less confusing to just leave out the parenthesised aside altogether cuz what comes after gives enough context in that you explicitly describe the character's behaviour
anyway, I like your alternative interpretation of why the ostensibly naïve character behaved as he did; that's a clever thought: 'being too dumb is counter-intuitively a very smart move'
This is exactly what I think the characters should do when watching a horror movie
“I think I found him”
*“Yea, I heard the music”*
Why were you being so mean, the ghost just wanted to play hide and seek :(
By the rate at which Zach is able to produce these things, I'm guessing he can see literally anything and honestly think to himself "I can make a satire skit on that somehow."
^ _ ^
That's how it feels when you main support roles in online video games
I have to say, I think I would survive every horror movie I've ever seen, except the ones that involve supernatural villains.