Atheists vs Christians after we find out we're in a simulation

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  • Опубликовано: 23 янв 2025

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  • @ZachStarHimself
    @ZachStarHimself  2 года назад +2764

    Get the floating globe here!: stemerch.com/collections/science-toys/products/led-magnetic-levitation-globe

    • @aphroditealekhine
      @aphroditealekhine 2 года назад +6

      Hi

    • @Kopie0830
      @Kopie0830 2 года назад +6

      As a programmer, this is a laugh. Very nice idea. Islam says hi you infidel hihihihihi!

    • @Waltyworld
      @Waltyworld 2 года назад +1

      Price of it is….

    • @Yuki-qs5mt
      @Yuki-qs5mt 2 года назад +2

      Jesus loves you guys

    • @monkeydjimmy5169
      @monkeydjimmy5169 2 года назад +1

      you fcked my mind dude xd well done ! lmfao

  • @Glitched7707
    @Glitched7707 2 года назад +19309

    Can't believe he found a way to make everyone right and wrong at the same time.

    • @chocolatesquirrel2002
      @chocolatesquirrel2002 2 года назад +411

      There should be a philosophical term for it

    • @neiana
      @neiana 2 года назад +224

      Almost as if it could be applied to a binary notation that was both true and not true unless observed?

    • @f22araptor22
      @f22araptor22 2 года назад +311

      @@neiana I think I know what to call it, "Schrodingers Cat"

    • @Glitched7707
      @Glitched7707 2 года назад +36

      Wow this is the most likes on a comment Ive ever gotten

    • @lord__lee9838
      @lord__lee9838 2 года назад +79

      @@f22araptor22 Schrodingers God

  • @genericallyentertaining
    @genericallyentertaining 2 года назад +3834

    This is basically the plot of the book Unsong. In it, reality is a simulation created by an archangel named Uriel, who created Levitical laws of the Old Testament in order to optimize the simulation's performance - because it turns out that certain random acts, like boiling goats in their mother's milk, creates a lot of strain on the hardware on which the universe runs for some reason.

    • @sawools
      @sawools 2 года назад +508

      I love that book. Another part is humans can say commands out loud to turn on cheats and stuff, but it's in an ancient language AND in a programming language of some kind, so they just have people spout the ancient language at random until they find a new command.

    • @skylark1491
      @skylark1491 2 года назад +192

      The server has A strict no lag machine policy.

    • @sdsdfdu4437
      @sdsdfdu4437 2 года назад +164

      So those random acts are edge cases which might lead to bugs which is why they're prohibited? That's hilarious I need to read this

    • @danielhobbyist
      @danielhobbyist 2 года назад +17

      @@cewla3348 hahaha

    • @Samantha360
      @Samantha360 2 года назад +34

      That sounds like a really good book I'm going to look for it on Kindle now 😂
      * Can you give me the author's name please?

  • @nore5888
    @nore5888 2 года назад +15138

    Literally one of the smartest skits he's made

    • @RP-mp4ow
      @RP-mp4ow 2 года назад +108

      I was about to say that. Brilliant and still quality comedy

    • @coffeeandtrance
      @coffeeandtrance 2 года назад +34

      lol we both commented the exact same thing, nice

    • @whitneysmiltank
      @whitneysmiltank 2 года назад +23

      Yeah this is really really good

    • @AexisRai
      @AexisRai 2 года назад +21

      all the components of this joke are old material on the level you'd see years ago from somebody like DarkMatter2525

    • @DevilWearsAdidas
      @DevilWearsAdidas 2 года назад +10

      They're all the smartest skits he's made.

  • @L4g__
    @L4g__ Год назад +3796

    6 days? Thats rookie procrastination, i did my end of semester paper in 5 hours and it actually went well

    • @Maxippo
      @Maxippo 11 месяцев назад +86

      5 hours? Try 10 minutes, and that Includes the time it takes to send it in 😂

    • @christophersuto3263
      @christophersuto3263 11 месяцев назад +64

      But does your paper include the creation of sentient human beings?

    • @agarnetsadvocate3586
      @agarnetsadvocate3586 10 месяцев назад +39

      ​@@christophersuto3263 We ain't that complicated man.

    • @SilentHotdog28
      @SilentHotdog28 10 месяцев назад +17

      Some people work better with a lots of preparation and taking their time, others work better under extreme pressure and leaving things to the last minute.

    • @juliusapriadi
      @juliusapriadi 10 месяцев назад +9

      Try an engineering Bachelor's thesis in 72 hours... also went well (to my surprise)

  • @spacecore94
    @spacecore94 2 года назад +7293

    I love how this feels both teasing and respectful at the same time

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 2 года назад +397

      Because he nails both responses pretty much perfectly. Most theists *would* go "see I told you faith is worth it" and atheists would totally go "No please shut up this is just you interpreting mundane stuff as divine again!"
      It's a pretty good reflection on two fundamentally different ways of seeing the world. Maybe the atheist is more specifically a materialist in this case.

    • @doctorsammy883
      @doctorsammy883 2 года назад +67

      I’m just glad he didn’t go for the low handing fruit that we all he coulda done with Joseph Smith. Granted we don’t see him as God or worship him (cause we’re Christian) but I get using his name to clearly show that he’s talking about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints

    • @kkTeaz
      @kkTeaz 2 года назад +71

      It's really great since I can laugh at it while not having my beliefs insulted

    • @lorfdorf2192
      @lorfdorf2192 2 года назад +22

      Got a Jesus ad before watching the video.

    • @chucksolutions4579
      @chucksolutions4579 2 года назад +15

      I agree, for what it’s worth I am a devout Protestant Christian. Far right conservative, and still really appreciate this.

  • @dipanshregmi5390
    @dipanshregmi5390 2 года назад +8664

    Man made me laugh and gave me existential crisis at the same time.

    • @SH-kz4fl
      @SH-kz4fl 2 года назад

      Agreed this was both shockingly deep and simultaneously retarded… in a humorous way 😂

    • @Serizon_
      @Serizon_ 2 года назад +54

      so realisitc thought!

    • @MRSketch09
      @MRSketch09 2 года назад +31

      I know right? omg... I'm dying..

    • @m0ymoy489
      @m0ymoy489 2 года назад +8

      Yep

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 2 года назад +24

      Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps

  • @-nivek6489
    @-nivek6489 Год назад +15559

    “He was doing the lords work”
    “He was doing his senior project”
    Had me dead

    • @-nivek6489
      @-nivek6489 Год назад +61

      @HalleluYAH 7 thanks for the manuscript, but I honestly don’t plan on reading it.
      Perhaps consider shortening or providing resources instead of full manuscripts to spread your message. I don’t identify myself as a Christian personally, and I’m sure there are several others who share similar stances.
      Anyway, much love and joy my friend

    • @skycastrum5803
      @skycastrum5803 Год назад +34

      Always annoying when it’s obvious there are other posts but one just isn’t showing. What was the gist of the manuscript?

    • @-nivek6489
      @-nivek6489 Год назад +30

      @@skycastrum5803 it was probably removed for spam. It was a really long post quoting the Bible and spreading biblical ideas. It was like 12 paragraphs long and had nothing to do with the video.

    • @cheesyfromindonesia9969
      @cheesyfromindonesia9969 Год назад +6

      ​@@-nivek6489 just curious..... What verse did the person quote?

    • @-nivek6489
      @-nivek6489 Год назад +10

      @@cheesyfromindonesia9969 if I’m being honest I don’t remember. I kinda glanced over them and got a general idea and moved on, but it’s been a minute

  • @TrueUnderDawgGaming
    @TrueUnderDawgGaming 8 месяцев назад +1307

    Loved the “Earth created in 7 days” references

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +8

      People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

    • @ElusiveEel
      @ElusiveEel 7 месяцев назад +17

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      Interesting, you list off those sins, but what about eating pork or doing work on Saturdays? I'm sure I can find many sins worthy of punishment by death that you're guilty of in merely one page of Leviticus.
      And of course an empty threat of hellfire too, just like the Jesus of the gospels. I'm sure you're firing up an incoherent response to justify breaking the law just like the gospel authors did before you.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ElusiveEel This is coming from a good place
      I have had both Heaven and Hell experiences I can go on for a long time so here is the short form.
      Hell: I was taken there and saw one skeleton in the left and many skeletons on the right facing this one skeleton, they were there for idolatry and fornication, and the background can only be described aa destruction. 2ndly I saw a girl on earth on the same bed as a guy and she kissed him on the cheek (implying a unlawful sexual relationship), the girl died and went to hell and fire consumed her entire bod but there was some skin left over , I remember thinking “at least she has some skin drooping from her face” and then more fire came and consumed her skin

    • @ElusiveEel
      @ElusiveEel 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Even when I was a Christian I disregarded such fables on the basis of 2 Corinthians 12:2 and Hebrews 9:27
      Did you see anybody condemned for working on the sabbath or eating pork? Those are heinous crimes as attested by not just Moses, but Isaiah and Nehemiah.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@ElusiveEel Those are Mosiac laws done away withthrough Jesus Christ. As a Christian you have what we call the law of Christ which is a much higher standard the point is you fall short and need to turn to Jesus for forgiveness of sins and to go to heaven forever. Hell is hot and forever is a long time

  • @mariusrasmussen5030
    @mariusrasmussen5030 2 года назад +4477

    Kevin creating a simulation that has actual ai that is sentient and only getting a B- is the most realistic part

    • @mizuchi-6137
      @mizuchi-6137 2 года назад +173

      Yeah that tracks, if AI was incredibly easy to generate due to the progress made on that particular plane of existence it would be the least impressive part of the simulation

    • @peacebuddha96
      @peacebuddha96 2 года назад +23

      Isn't all AI sentinent? I mean our thoughts are just electrical impulses after all.

    • @MorNloR
      @MorNloR 2 года назад +34

      @@peacebuddha96 if you meant conscious then yes? (We humans still don’t know what is consciousness)

    • @Ben.N
      @Ben.N 2 года назад +2

      @@peacebuddha96 is it

    • @peacebuddha96
      @peacebuddha96 2 года назад +5

      @@MorNloR yes I ment conscious. Is sentinent something else? I'm not an English native

  • @SamLabbato
    @SamLabbato 2 года назад +46134

    comparing biblical events to crunching a school project out last minute is so genius

    • @secretiveplotter1474
      @secretiveplotter1474 2 года назад +369

      @@tiagocosta8483 If you’re mentioning darkmatter2525 you can’t ignore the one where this concept about god having a god is also made. I can’t spoil who’s the “top god” there though. ;)

    • @allencayetano7171
      @allencayetano7171 2 года назад +51

      @@secretiveplotter1474 👌👌

    • @tahamoukhliss8420
      @tahamoukhliss8420 2 года назад +53

      @@tiagocosta8483 It's called "Power Corrupts"

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 2 года назад +141

      Genesis 1:1 -
      In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth.
      Christians have always believed that reality was a simulation.
      We are in a created environment, the product of God's voice. The universe is not base reality, it is a dependent reality.
      And it's very similar to a simulation in the sense that we cannot exist apart from God.

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 2 года назад +78

      Things Jesus said:
      "The world hates me because I testify about it that it's works are evil"
      "Don't be surprised when the world hates you, it hated me first"
      "If any man looks at a woman with lust he has already committed adultery in his heart with her."
      "Unless you eat my body and drink my blood you have no life in you"
      "Those that believe the Son have eternal life, those that do not obey the Son will not see life but the wrath of God abides on them"
      "Unless you believe in me you will die in your sins"
      "Unless you repent you will likewise perish"

  • @renocicchi7346
    @renocicchi7346 2 года назад +2110

    It would have been so funny if he said “oh just me, myself, and I” when asked if it was a group project

    • @11Survivor
      @11Survivor 2 года назад +267

      "So you could say you're a Trinity of one?"

    • @renocicchi7346
      @renocicchi7346 2 года назад +90

      @@11Survivor exactly

    • @ChaoticNeutralMatt
      @ChaoticNeutralMatt 2 года назад +12

      Lmao

    • @mane53017
      @mane53017 10 месяцев назад +4

      LOOOL

    • @johns9652
      @johns9652 10 месяцев назад +9

      Oh that's a good one, missed opportunity.

  • @valensshimwa6305
    @valensshimwa6305 11 месяцев назад +501

    This is the best simulation hypothesis comedy skit i have ever watched. You are good!!!

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 11 месяцев назад +2

      People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever

    • @mane53017
      @mane53017 10 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 You can just say you hate people

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@mane53017 I don't hate you if i hated you i wouldnt preach
      If I knew you were in the way of incoming traffic id pull you out of the way. Likewise, if you were in a burning building, I’d pull you out as well. What you don’t realise is your soul is on fire hence the preaching. The word of God is offensive to you right now but once you become a Christian you will realise the awesomeness of God and what love really is.

    • @isheworthy
      @isheworthy 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Great reply!

    • @HereComesThe-Sun
      @HereComesThe-Sun 5 месяцев назад

      Christianity is always an emotional choice when the fear of hell overpowers logic

  • @somerando1107
    @somerando1107 2 года назад +3257

    this is confusing on so many levels, i love it. it couldn’t be a simple never-ending line, it has to have plot twists-

    • @Lo_Pesca
      @Lo_Pesca 2 года назад +14

      On so many levels indeed 💀

    • @cherrydragon3120
      @cherrydragon3120 2 года назад +7

      Am confused tho... lvl 63 had no creator... then who made 62 and below?

    • @brightshining
      @brightshining 2 года назад +14

      @@cherrydragon3120 Nothing ... as per the atheistic understanding of events? 😄

    • @joeydeleon9632
      @joeydeleon9632 2 года назад +7

      man i hated it when judas betrayed the speedrunner

    • @fhadilnahal9556
      @fhadilnahal9556 2 года назад +2

      @@cherrydragon3120 lvl 64 maybe

  • @GoldenPantaloons
    @GoldenPantaloons 2 года назад +1708

    This skit landed about two deviations farther from the prime worldline than I expected.

    • @dominicellis1867
      @dominicellis1867 2 года назад +21

      So we’re now at deviation 42 with 69 bifurcations

    • @toefoneman
      @toefoneman 2 года назад +6

      I,ll inspect it when im done here on earth for this portion of this iteration. Or if i got payed maybe sooner.

    • @colbyboucher6391
      @colbyboucher6391 2 года назад +8

      Seriously though, a lot of more introspective religious sects develop this sort of idea, oftentimes accompanied with the idea that only the top level of reality has "the whole picture" amd everything below it is stuck with it's own incomplete lens to see the world through

    • @blinking_dodo
      @blinking_dodo 2 года назад +6

      " This skit landed about two deviations farther from the prime worldline than I expected. "
      That sounds like a quote from something/somewhere...
      If so, from where?

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 2 года назад +5

      Steins:Gate?

  • @Xetron1978
    @Xetron1978 2 года назад +7712

    "It's still a creator."
    "It's fking Kevin."
    "He was doing the lord's work."
    "He was doing his senior project."
    This was so funny to me for some reason and I watched this part like 20 times XD

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 2 года назад +34

      How do you get to hell?
      Very simple: claim that you're innocent.
      How do you get to heaven?
      Very simple: Admit that you're not Innocent, you're guilty and ask for mercy.
      How to know if you're guilty or not?
      Simply: Compare your life to the Ten Commandments God gave you in the Bible.
      Everyone agrees that if people followed the ten commandments there would be no need for governments or police.
      Do not lie.
      Do not steal.
      Do not commit adultery.
      Do not insult God by using his name as a cuss word.
      There are six more but let's just leave it at that.
      How many lies have you told in your life?
      Have you ever taken anything that didn't belong to you?
      Jesus said, if you look at a women lustfully you've already committed adultery in your heart with that woman.
      How many times a day do you do that?
      Do you use God's name as a cuss word?
      Would you do that with your own mother's name?
      If you answer these questions honestly you know that you're guilty.
      God can justly punish you and send you to hell.
      Ask him for mercy.
      His name is Jesus.
      It's as simple as this, The Ten Commandments are called the moral law. You and I broke God's laws. Jesus paid the fine.
      The fine is death.
      Ezekiel 18:20 -
      "The soul who sins shall die.
      That's why Jesus had to die on the cross for our sins. This is why God is able to give us Mercy.
      Option A.
      You die for your own sins.
      Option B.
      Ask for mercy and accept that Jesus died on the cross for you

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 2 года назад +10

      God does not owe us more evidence for his power other than the gigantic Planet full of amazing creatures on which He has placed us.
      He does not owe us more instructions than those that he wrote in the Bible.
      He does not owe us more warning than that which is provided by everyone's conscience before they take any action.
      Surrender while you can.

    • @conundrum60690
      @conundrum60690 2 года назад +37

      Yeah…. No. The simple and obvious answer is if life wasn’t possible in this beautiful ball we wouldn’t be here to assign it to some nonexistent god. Don’t spend your life devoted to some fantasy because it’s all you get. Whether that concept terrifys you or not.​@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559

    • @misterlau5246
      @misterlau5246 2 года назад +15

      @@yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 I accept the punishment. Anyway, I can't avoid it, so let's do this. I still have the "moral high ground"

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559
      @yourfriendlyneighborhoodin1559 2 года назад +2

      @@conundrum60690 Just answer the questions, please?
      I don't debate the obvious.
      If the planet full of amazing creatures is not enough evidence for you. Then your problem is not an intellectual one, it's a moral one.

  • @benjaminfrost2780
    @benjaminfrost2780 11 месяцев назад +406

    Love the emphasis on "above the clouds" even though that is the layman stereo type and not what gets talked about at all lol. Great video.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 9 месяцев назад +2

      All Humans need to repent & Believe in Jesus as their God. Why? Because all Humans have sinned (lied, lusted sexually, stolen, dishonoured parents, unbelief etc). Avoid the fires of Hell (justice of God) and choose Heaven today. Jesus defeated death by rising from the dead. GOD IS HOLY

    • @benjaminfrost2780
      @benjaminfrost2780 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 why was this replied onto my comment exactly? More importantly you need to work on your preaching style as truth or not leading with needing to repent sure sounds like a conqueror and not a shepherd to people. Also knowing when and where is a good time to do it. That is IF you actually care at all about bringing more people to the light of God that is. If you don't then you are yet another holy hypocrite.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@benjaminfrost2780 I care about you Benjamin
      God through the Holy Spirit has shown me several things relating to the afterlife with the purpose of convincing people like yourself. Stuff like Heaven and Hell, Angels, and evil Spirits the Lord Jesus (not worthy at all), a miracle happened to me that saved my life (thank you God) & so much more. I am more than happy to give further details.

    • @benjaminfrost2780
      @benjaminfrost2780 9 месяцев назад +6

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 I am not asking for your personal story. Your youtube name and picture chosen and saying you have been chosen to convince people like myself....."stuff" is so vague. No thanks. Unless you can reply with what "people" I am like by your own words and be completely accurate. I am not interested in fakes. Pretenders that use religion to get attention, power, influence, or money are a dime a dozen in the world and make it that much harder to bring people to the actual faith.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@benjaminfrost2780 I wouldn;t waste my time if you weren't worth every second because you arre a valuable human being made in God's image. I want to shake your hand in heaven and say you made it, Jesus loves you and wants to save you

  • @TheBattleRabbit860
    @TheBattleRabbit860 2 года назад +1891

    You, sir, deserve a medal. Your work is fantastic.

    • @rianmacdonald9454
      @rianmacdonald9454 2 года назад +4

      I wouldn't say a medal - definitely a very nice contract to enable these to continue.

    • @dylantoney6971
      @dylantoney6971 2 года назад

      @@rianmacdonald9454 indeed, with lots of money

  • @osc3892
    @osc3892 2 года назад +7046

    Let's make a religion out of this. Let's call it the hierarchical quantum deity existentialism.

    • @bourne8636
      @bourne8636 2 года назад +528

      Technically you can’t be wrong following this religion so sign me up 🤣

    • @Boiled_Pizza
      @Boiled_Pizza 2 года назад +531

      "you can make a religion out of thi-"
      *"no don't"*

    • @NibiruPrime2012
      @NibiruPrime2012 2 года назад +193

      I'm ALL ABOUT Deep Quantum Subjective Reality Manifestation Mechanics: QM

    • @joshuaraewa-ay9684
      @joshuaraewa-ay9684 2 года назад +32

      @@Boiled_Pizza YES

    • @WERTYUIO821
      @WERTYUIO821 2 года назад +38

      Where do I sign?

  • @robertbusselmaier
    @robertbusselmaier Год назад +1743

    That was the most convoluted and absolutely balls-to-the-walls simulation theory I’ve ever seen.

    • @catpoke9557
      @catpoke9557 Год назад +17

      This feels like the kind of thing I would've thought of when I was little and doing school

    • @DKAtheSecondAKATheAnimationDKA
      @DKAtheSecondAKATheAnimationDKA Год назад +6

      @@catpoke9557 you are still little and still doing school

    • @felixgaede6754
      @felixgaede6754 Год назад +2

      Yeah, kind of blows your mind

  • @kibo1313
    @kibo1313 6 месяцев назад +82

    The concept that all the gods just casually talk to each other/normal people is so funny to me lmao

  • @ReaIHuman
    @ReaIHuman 2 года назад +11899

    Christians: Told you there was a creator.
    Atheist: his name is Kevin and we're literally a school project.

  • @nathaniellufkin
    @nathaniellufkin Год назад +3355

    I love how Christians and Atheists are coming together and loving this skit

    • @sohrab_solheim
      @sohrab_solheim Год назад +60

      Well a lot of us have come been coming together in the past 6 years being sick of this new woke left in the west😅 I actually have more christian friends than I did before, and a lot less atheist friends😅

    • @MarcTelang
      @MarcTelang Год назад +86

      ​@@sohrab_solheimSo this is how the peace ends

    • @dominmaj9682
      @dominmaj9682 Год назад +30

      'apes together strong'

    • @1timeagain
      @1timeagain Год назад

      Not another atheist vs Christians fight always remember the boys can beat anything if e all unite

    • @Maxzes_
      @Maxzes_ Год назад +10

      @@sohrab_solheimNot doing it dude :/

  • @jackashmore
    @jackashmore 2 года назад +3732

    “Guess we were right”
    Nailed the confidence in the first sentence
    Edit: y’all just need to make up and kiss in the replies

    • @driftingwolf0
      @driftingwolf0 2 года назад +83

      Oh the smug. I can feel my grandmother saying that

    • @Rex20231
      @Rex20231 2 года назад +14

      An atheist calling people smug. What a joke.

    • @jackashmore
      @jackashmore 2 года назад +36

      @@Rex20231 not atheist but do I wish I was...knowing that death is nothing seems nice. But typical zealot assuming I’m atheist.

    • @Rex20231
      @Rex20231 2 года назад +3

      @@jackashmore I wasn't taking to you, my bad.

    • @cannedsquasher5923
      @cannedsquasher5923 2 года назад

      @@Rex20231 I mean. Both atheists AND religious people are smug as hell, and stubborn as hell. Both love to inject their beliefs wherever they can, whenever they can for no reason without being asked. You can see this with the numerous random comments that tell you to "fear" or "repent" God or whatever bullshit they spew, and the many atheists that just feel the utter need to tell you that they don't believe in God as a response to those comments.
      Assuming both sides aren't equally bad in that regard is what the real joke is.

  • @NobodyYouKnow01
    @NobodyYouKnow01 8 месяцев назад +126

    OH MY HEAVENS, IT'S TURTLES ALL THE WAY UP

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 6 месяцев назад +2

      In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

    • @krzysztofkuzma1974
      @krzysztofkuzma1974 4 месяца назад

      ​​@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 Some random people told me that when I was younger, my question is: Where is your proof?

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 4 месяца назад +1

      @@krzysztofkuzma1974 Ok but in return have some faith
      Creation (puppies, trees, animals and humans) proves there is a creator
      Demons come out in the name of Jesus therefore Jesus is God
      WHO GETS ALL THE ATTENTION?
      Evil is against good, which religion or God is attacked the most? Whose Name gets taken in Vain? There are 2 million gods yet Jesus is attacked the most, why do you think that is?
      Rev 1:18 I am He who lives, and was dead, and behold, I am alive forevermore. Amen. And I have the keys of Hades and of Death.

    • @krzysztofkuzma1974
      @krzysztofkuzma1974 4 месяца назад

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Some chemicals came together and BANG, just a coincidence, coincidences happen.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 4 месяца назад +1

      @@krzysztofkuzma1974 Coincidence for such a large event, watch a video about ho small the earth is compard to the universe and let that dink in for a minute
      I’m for you not against you. Jesus is not some bad Person to Believe nor is He made up (look at all the attention He gets). He is not a hypocrite either. He practiced what He preached. He is Loving but also Just; So, He will punish sinners like any just judge would. But followers of Jesus are exempt because the precious Blood of Jesus atones for their sins.

  • @luisandrade2254
    @luisandrade2254 2 года назад +3411

    Zach is the best theologian alive 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @antoniobennett3588
      @antoniobennett3588 2 года назад +19

      *in history

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 2 года назад +15

      Low standards dude
      Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps

    • @luisandrade2254
      @luisandrade2254 2 года назад +17

      @@cosmictreason2242 it was a joke

    • @ryanroth9291
      @ryanroth9291 2 года назад +2

      true dat

    • @0kamar189
      @0kamar189 2 года назад +1

      @@luisandrade2254he says the same thing in every reply section, I wouldn’t worry about it

  • @the_UF365
    @the_UF365 2 года назад +4634

    As an agnostic, thank you for creating the one video I am simultaneously angered by, entertained by, and apathetic towards all at once.

    • @decristal48
      @decristal48 2 года назад +24

      Lmao 🤣🤣🤣

    • @gabrielandradeferraz386
      @gabrielandradeferraz386 2 года назад +64

      As an atheist, same

    • @pugorilla8848
      @pugorilla8848 2 года назад +99

      This video is technically saying there's no Christian's God, but also saying the universe isn't full of void and classical science. But simulation theory is supported by science so.

    • @Astr.o
      @Astr.o 2 года назад +21

      As an agnostic atheist, I agree

    • @farmerchuck7294
      @farmerchuck7294 2 года назад +15

      @@pugorilla8848 No it’s not.

  • @sanjeevsinghrajput5593
    @sanjeevsinghrajput5593 2 года назад +2474

    If he managed to make an entire simulation, in 6 days, solo
    He's pretty much God in my book

    • @globaladdict
      @globaladdict 2 года назад

      Still a dick for throwing Ted Cruz into our simulation

    • @aaddiis45021
      @aaddiis45021 2 года назад +97

      He used Chat GPT

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +50

      @@aaddiis45021 ChatGPT statistics are so interesting... how they skyrocketed when the school year restarted...
      I wonder what students use that software for :)

    • @angelcaru
      @angelcaru Год назад

      alone*

    • @cristian-bull
      @cristian-bull Год назад

      ...in C

  • @AlexBarneyTopic
    @AlexBarneyTopic 3 месяца назад +6

    Thank you for including the LDS Church (Mormon) into this video! I found this hilarious! Keep it up man!

  • @Sympathy4TheMachine
    @Sympathy4TheMachine 2 года назад +2799

    Honestly, this has to be the best way to make a funny skit about religion without pissing anyone off or denying their religion

    • @JaxontheOkay
      @JaxontheOkay 2 года назад +84

      "we're all right and also wrong!"

    • @naoeveel
      @naoeveel 2 года назад

      "everyone is wrong go fuck yourselves lmao"

    • @micahwright5901
      @micahwright5901 2 года назад +28

      This fundamentally violates many aspects of Christianity, but yeah

    • @michasokoowski6651
      @michasokoowski6651 2 года назад +12

      AAAAAAGGHHHH IF JESUS IS AT 2ND LVL YOU SAY ALLAH IS MORE IMPORTANT?!11111!1!1!1111
      Please, do not take this comment seriously... i really feel like i have to write it's just a joke...

    • @hyrulepenguin429
      @hyrulepenguin429 2 года назад +2

      Of course it does… explain how/why you think that

  • @mercianthane2503
    @mercianthane2503 Год назад +4838

    As a Christian, if I find out we live in a simulation, my first reaction would be: "Can I dodge bullets?"

    • @therealchaosguy
      @therealchaosguy Год назад +216

      Mine would be “What do I need to do in order to get my own personal punchy ghost, rebellion ghost, or pocket animal-themed god?”

    • @mercianthane2503
      @mercianthane2503 Год назад +31

      @@therealchaosguy
      YES.

    • @RhinoBuckeye
      @RhinoBuckeye Год назад +42

      You won’t have to.

    • @insanitysymphony9175
      @insanitysymphony9175 Год назад +65

      i would request access to some mods

    • @furiousfusion7890
      @furiousfusion7890 Год назад

      ​@@therealchaosguy"Well first you gotta stab yourself with an arrow thats 100% ridden with std's OR fuse with the miracle kid's nutsack or another part of his body. Next you gotta either shoot yourself in the head, accept the fact that you are a little bitch, or rip your damn face off"
      I would say the last one is Pokémon, but I'm not sure so I'll leave it be.

  • @andrycraft69
    @andrycraft69 2 года назад +2389

    This is some Rick and Morty level stuff. Somebody should call Adult Swim and give this man a job there.

    • @HazbinCovenWitch
      @HazbinCovenWitch 2 года назад +79

      It's a simulation, inside simulation, inside another giant simulation, _INSIDE_ a simulation!

    • @MorbiusBlueBalls
      @MorbiusBlueBalls 2 года назад +8

      it's good but not rick and morty level lol.

    • @nateroo1486
      @nateroo1486 2 года назад +65

      @@MorbiusBlueBalls yeah true, these skits have better continuity lol

    • @wolfiegames1572
      @wolfiegames1572 2 года назад +14

      Nah, this is some Xavier Renegade Angel shit.

    • @DeetotheDubs
      @DeetotheDubs 2 года назад +9

      @@nateroo1486 As a R&M fan, I could not agree with you more.

  • @domainegordon7617
    @domainegordon7617 Год назад +65

    I was not ready for this analogy.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 9 месяцев назад +1

      The issue at hand is sin and God’s nature of being just. Sin brings suffering (the pleasure is short term, and the suffering is long term-on earth and in hell forever). God brings Righteousness (may have short term suffering followed by long term pleasure- on earth and in Heaven).
      If you love yourself repent of your sins (lying, hatred, unforgiveness, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, stealing, dishonouring your parents etc) & believe in Jesus for forgiveness of sins. (Jesus died on the Cross as a sacrifice and defeated death by rising from the dead)

    • @RighteousnessWillPrevail
      @RighteousnessWillPrevail 7 месяцев назад

      Who knows.... I don't want to be arrogant. I want to be carful out of respect for God.

    • @fabiosonhandogrande1697
      @fabiosonhandogrande1697 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@RighteousnessWillPrevailArrogant?

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@RighteousnessWillPrevail People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@fabiosonhandogrande1697 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual immorality, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @typhinsama
    @typhinsama 2 года назад +521

    This skit genuinely made my day. I'm still processing how funny and creative it is.

  • @Suzy24
    @Suzy24 2 года назад +5154

    I can’t even tell you how frustrated I would be if this really is the afterlife lol
    Edit: Warning the replies are extremely toxic 😬

    • @chemplay866
      @chemplay866 2 года назад +144

      I mean everyone is right sooo...

    • @roidblitzed
      @roidblitzed 2 года назад +13

      Same lol

    • @RedBloodAura
      @RedBloodAura 2 года назад +64

      I guess we'll just have to wait and see

    • @thehippie3610
      @thehippie3610 2 года назад +5

      Oh...oh man are you in for it lol

    • @reacher8042
      @reacher8042 2 года назад +70

      @@RedBloodAura death is when the test finished and when we can go through the answers. Hope you picked right or guessed right :p

  • @zephyr-117sdropzone8
    @zephyr-117sdropzone8 2 года назад +2903

    As a Christian this is the best skit I've ever seen

    • @TheGalWithAPlan55425
      @TheGalWithAPlan55425 2 года назад +197

      And as an Atheists, I have to agree!

    • @juehju
      @juehju 2 года назад +115

      @@TheGalWithAPlan55425 as an agnostic the level 63 had me dying and i agree as well 😂

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 2 года назад +40

      Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps

    • @HellBent_
      @HellBent_ 2 года назад +24

      @@cosmictreason2242 Don't mind me, just testing if you're a bot or if you actually went through the effort of typing this under so many comments exactly the same

    • @juehju
      @juehju 2 года назад +14

      @@cosmictreason2242 religion itself is God with extra steps, same with a Sim. but the problem is, theres a world outside the simulation therefore if the "real" world is out there who created that world?

  • @actuallywhocares
    @actuallywhocares 7 месяцев назад +20

    the facts that subtitle said "thank you" without saying anything, but music at the end of video.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 2 года назад +883

    "part the red C code from the rest and then see what the issues were, then all the bugs were swept away and the good code was free to be executed"
    this is actually genius

    • @infrakazos
      @infrakazos 2 года назад +2

      ​@Max Hatton its not

    • @bandawin18
      @bandawin18 2 года назад +70

      @@maxhatton626 how? It's literally THE RED C.... RED.... SEA....

    • @callader-6815
      @callader-6815 2 года назад +49

      @@infrakazos confidently incorrect

    • @NOWABO
      @NOWABO 2 года назад +34

      God parted the Red Sea after swarming Egypt with bugs (and other plagues) so that His people could be free from slavery.

    • @ultimaxkom8728
      @ultimaxkom8728 2 года назад +1

      @@nateman10 Me too. I was expecting Holy C to appear, but oh well.

  • @ElderSteak5
    @ElderSteak5 Год назад +1829

    Didn’t know that I was gonna get an existential crisis from watching a comedy video

  • @GenerationX1984
    @GenerationX1984 Год назад +1275

    "B minus."
    "Wow! Strict teacher."
    As someone who had tough professors in college and still has nightmares about being a university student I can relate.

  • @Buphido
    @Buphido Год назад +638

    Fun fact, if we ever reach a height of technology where a completely realistic simulation of the universe is possible, then the odds of us being in a simulation are pretty much 100%.

    • @Puggylord316
      @Puggylord316 11 месяцев назад +28

      So because we can make a simulation perfectly, it means we must be in one too?

    • @superbros5794
      @superbros5794 11 месяцев назад +79

      @@Puggylord316 i mean statistically yeh

    • @sebciobebcio34
      @sebciobebcio34 11 месяцев назад +28

      ​​@@superbros5794Not really, who there can't be an infinite loop of simulations, there has to be a real world somewhere

    • @superbros5794
      @superbros5794 11 месяцев назад +47

      @@sebciobebcio34nut the chance we are a real world will be like 1 in inf which is why i said statistically yeh

    • @qingxuanyue
      @qingxuanyue 11 месяцев назад +4

      No, at that point the world would be a real world.

  • @Anya_Aprelskaya
    @Anya_Aprelskaya 2 года назад +2354

    I like how both of them are both right and wrong at the same time. Also, the atheist guy bombarding "god" with questions is the most relatable thing ever - I mean, if there's a conscious idea behind the creation of our world, it raises a lot of questions. But if the creator really is a procrastinating sleep deprived student, it actually explains a lot😅

    • @chunghung7951
      @chunghung7951 Год назад +122

      Explains the fuck of the platypus

    • @crazykhespar8487
      @crazykhespar8487 Год назад

      lol this just depicts atheists as stupid neanderthals and christians as ridiculously smug.

    • @joew9608
      @joew9608 Год назад +3

      привет русская.

    • @maozedong8370
      @maozedong8370 Год назад

      The argument falls more towards the atheist side than the theist one. The ONLY thing a theist would have correctly predicted is there being a creator but that's it. There would be NO afterlife, god would NOT exist in the sense they predicted and atheism is just a lack of belief in any kind of creator because there is no evidence, but this would be the evidence. Then there is the fact that just because we were simulated, doesn't mean they are so now you need to find out the origin of their existence. The simulation fallacy is that a simulation cannot be simulated by another simulation to infinity, there MUST be an origin point in which everything was birthed with NO creator so atheists win even if we are in a simulation.
      Besides, in a simulation, our purpose would be to entertain our creators meaning all the "moral" teachings preached by religious people are complete nonsense because they would be going against "god's" ideals because it is far more likely that they'd enjoy watching chaos and destruction over lovey-dovey peaceful sh*t. That stuff gets boring quick and is not fun to watch. Would you rather play a game with action, combat, an engaging story etc or play a f*cking moral game where nothing happens and all the characters are nice to each other?
      Yeah... Atheists win this hands down. We did it guys.

    • @chessfrog8362
      @chessfrog8362 Год назад +3

      Здрасте товарищ человек

  • @PepperJacked360
    @PepperJacked360 2 года назад +407

    I feel like Keanu Reeves would’ve been THE creator of the program…..like the prophecy that was foretold.

  • @northchurch753
    @northchurch753 2 года назад +217

    I love how the Christian is just going along with it, and the Atheist is questioning everything he's ever known

    • @shobanchiddarth_old
      @shobanchiddarth_old Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @_Just_an-_Idiot-
      @_Just_an-_Idiot- Год назад +10

      realistic

    • @stare4539
      @stare4539 Год назад +1

      fr

    • @jsstories9577
      @jsstories9577 Год назад +1

      Pretty much what they would do irl. My priest says that if something was wrong whatever is right he would accept it. But I’d definitely be the atheist

    • @greenlitlleman
      @greenlitlleman Год назад

      Which is very strange, because atheists don't know anything about afterlife or what not and don't try to pretend that they do. Christians, on another hand, pretend that they know what would be after death and this is an important part of their identity and their hopes and dreams.

  • @fernandezbarbado3280
    @fernandezbarbado3280 7 месяцев назад +11

    Man, you are simply great! Thank you and keep up with your amazing work!

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +1

      People often say, “I’m not hurting anyone so it’s ok to sin (lying, stealing, sexual sins, disrespecting parents etc)” The same God who said to love your neighbour first said to love Him to the best of your ability. If you carry on sinning, then you do not love God but are selfish like the devil so you will be joined to your father in hell or repent of your sins and believe in Jesus as God so Jesus adopts you as His child and you will join Him in Heaven forever.

    • @Prismic78
      @Prismic78 7 месяцев назад

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363im not reading allat 🫵🤣

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@Prismic78 In heaven no unclean person is allowed in, you are unclean if you have sinned just once like lying, stealing, sexual sins, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, evil thoughts etc Jesus (God manifest in the flesh) can put his sinless righteousness on you since He died on the cross, rose from the dead so REPENT AND BELIEVE IN HIM TODAY.

  • @trialbyicecream
    @trialbyicecream 2 года назад +1828

    As a devout Christian I loved this. The way it snowballs at the end caught me off guard like 3 times in a row. 😂

  • @oshinvats7304
    @oshinvats7304 2 года назад +423

    This is one of the deepest videos I have ever seen. Now I am doubting reality.

    • @cosmictreason2242
      @cosmictreason2242 2 года назад +9

      Simulation hypothesis is just God with extra steps

    • @polls.
      @polls. 2 года назад +1

      Deep thoughts with the deep.

    • @dylantoney6971
      @dylantoney6971 2 года назад +3

      @@cosmictreason2242 saying the same thing under every comment is just insanity with extra steps

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 2 года назад

      Well, you should. Actually, we can't know anything about reality.

  • @AmoghA
    @AmoghA 2 года назад +217

    The part where Zack tells god is in a quantum state of existing and not existing wnd showing himself flash is so genius

    • @professorparadox795
      @professorparadox795 2 года назад

      If God exist, then he is not bound by super position.

    • @vauhner81
      @vauhner81 2 года назад +2

      Don't forget the inclusion of 42. The answer to everything in Douglas Adam's The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy.

  • @navi2710
    @navi2710 9 месяцев назад +9

    I wasn't expecting to enjoy this video as much as I did.

  • @KingKadem
    @KingKadem 2 года назад +731

    Ah! Nothing beats coming out of a lighthearted comedy skit with an existential crisis 😅

    • @littleaqua32
      @littleaqua32 2 года назад +1

      You too, huh?

    • @ShiningDarknes
      @ShiningDarknes 2 года назад +1

      I can think of one thing: going into a lighthearted comedy skit with an existential crisis and coming out realizing it is all absurd anyway.

  • @pitconfirmplz
    @pitconfirmplz 2 года назад +149

    Zach Star daily updates dude this is paradise

    • @reet7060
      @reet7060 2 года назад +2

      I’m trynna figure out how he keeps coming up with all these cool ideas

    • @nerevarchthn6860
      @nerevarchthn6860 2 года назад

      @@reet7060 probably has an old sketch script list

  • @Chalkadoo
    @Chalkadoo Год назад +857

    I found the "Tower of Babel" bit especially funny considering there's a transpiler called Babel that helps turn JSX code into something readable by web browsers.

    • @assanisaidi109
      @assanisaidi109 Год назад +10

      That exactly what he was punning

    • @samuelesanfilippo222
      @samuelesanfilippo222 Год назад +3

      @@assanisaidi109 no way, the guy said "No you guy said the opposite" so it must be the original bible story

    • @mollthecoder
      @mollthecoder Год назад +1

      That's not the main point of babel - the main point of Babel is to let you transpile modern code into more legacy-compatible code for older browsers

    • @JoshuaWhitney-pj4su
      @JoshuaWhitney-pj4su Год назад

      I just want to say, you guys are like speaking a different type language that I have no idea what the hell you guys are saying.😂😅

    • @jensenackles-nj6po
      @jensenackles-nj6po 10 месяцев назад

      WHAT

  • @Cobras7111
    @Cobras7111 6 месяцев назад +12

    Dawg you need to turn this into a movie

    • @o1-preview
      @o1-preview 5 месяцев назад

      its called the 13th floor.

  • @KhalidAli-tr4nw
    @KhalidAli-tr4nw 2 года назад +166

    Only unrealistic thing is that Kevin actually responded to his creation.

    • @brrrthisdude2870
      @brrrthisdude2870 2 года назад +5

      Bruh 💀

    • @Author_Paluthor
      @Author_Paluthor 2 года назад +10

      Well maybe he only responds to the ones that are already dead?

    • @TheXIIWizard
      @TheXIIWizard 2 года назад +1

      @@Author_Paluthor but they dead. The dead don’t speak. Or think. Or eat. Or go to the restroom.

    • @JokoTingkirCute
      @JokoTingkirCute 2 года назад +1

      @@TheXIIWizard Bruh... The dead clearly stored in hardrive.

    • @rowbotia
      @rowbotia 2 года назад

      @@TheXIIWizard they do the last one for the 24 hours after they die

  • @Theafter.
    @Theafter. 2 года назад +856

    The fact that he did this without offending anyone is phenomenal

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 2 года назад +100

      Never underestimate the capacity of some people to feel offended.

    • @Theafter.
      @Theafter. 2 года назад +51

      @@DoloresLehmann Very true, I guess a better way to word this is he managed to offend everyone equally

    • @thomgizziz
      @thomgizziz 2 года назад +10

      People were definitely offended, he didn't cause it thought, they did. You choose when to be offended and nobody can cause you to be offended if you don't want to be. That is the whole problem right now pretending peoples feelings and offense is objective. People dont know how to act like adults and leave if you don't like something rather than trying to play the victim and get others persecuted for how you feel about something.

    • @DoloresLehmann
      @DoloresLehmann 2 года назад +25

      @@thomgizziz On the one hand, yes, on the other hand, there are words and statements that are obviously MEANT to be offensive. In such a case, I guess, if you have a good self control, you could still choose not to be offended, but I guess more often you just can't help it. It's then more a matter of how you articulate that you are offended.

    • @comradewindowsill4253
      @comradewindowsill4253 Год назад

      @@thomgizziz lol aight, what if someone pisses on your beloved granny's grave & posts it online? not gonna be even a bit angry?

  • @xaviersavedra711
    @xaviersavedra711 2 года назад +754

    If this is just a school project, that means he's not the only godlike being. He has his teachers, which may also be deities. He is one man working on this one project, while the rest of his class are working on theirs.

    • @natalieb6313
      @natalieb6313 2 года назад

      Which is kind of what Mormons believe.

    • @xaviersavedra711
      @xaviersavedra711 2 года назад +20

      @@natalieb6313 Imagine different universes being the project of other godlike deities.

    • @MorNloR
      @MorNloR 2 года назад +26

      So basically the multiverse in simulation are other projects of students while the real world is the creation of actual god in the skit

    • @raptorreaper
      @raptorreaper 2 года назад +6

      What if God gets bored and plays multiple personalities just to have fun. Well in this case, the student, the teacher and God. And to troll sentient beings.

    • @bee..nah78
      @bee..nah78 2 года назад +1

      yess he has his teacher who will decide if his project should pass or be declined so he isn't as powerful

  • @AlbandAquino
    @AlbandAquino 9 месяцев назад +38

    2:14 I would have said "Python", that would have made that joke way funnier 😂

  • @AjeetSingh-xq4yb
    @AjeetSingh-xq4yb 2 года назад +321

    This is so well made. Each biblical reference is weaved in to perfection.

    • @tbuckley2031
      @tbuckley2031 4 месяца назад

      Only one missing would be the part of the bible where god literally made the concept of light and then proceeded to make stars as the first source of light because that’s very similar to hitting execute in computer programming

  • @nelsonv1953
    @nelsonv1953 2 года назад +740

    This guy got a B- for creating a universe of sentient AI’s.

    • @OmniscientWarrior
      @OmniscientWarrior 2 года назад +67

      But couldn't get them to behave properly and still very buggy.

    • @exalted7906
      @exalted7906 2 года назад +17

      @@OmniscientWarrior yeah i know some of them still come out black,i hope they patch that up in the next update.😇

    • @standard-carrier-wo-chan
      @standard-carrier-wo-chan 2 года назад +35

      Well he rushed the project. I mean, he couldn't get the AI's to coexist peacefully, the simulation is rife with bugs, it takes so much computing power that half of the AIs don't get enough resource while some was allocated too much, and etc etc.

    • @monsterousreal
      @monsterousreal 2 года назад

      @@exalted7906 get yo racist a-

    • @exalted7906
      @exalted7906 2 года назад +3

      @@monsterousreal it is what you call an ample amount of tomfoolery on the internet

  • @Babycakex
    @Babycakex 2 года назад +232

    It never ends, like the quality of your content.

  • @R.I.P_ellie
    @R.I.P_ellie 9 месяцев назад +78

    0:10 it reminds me so much of chandler

    • @bemasaberwyn55
      @bemasaberwyn55 4 месяца назад +1

      RIGHT

    • @RiverEditzz101
      @RiverEditzz101 4 месяца назад

      MY FRIENDS SAY IM A CHANDLER AND I AM ALWAYS FLATTERED- (sarcasm is a coping mechanism for me lol)🤣

  • @opulenceharbingerofchaos3939
    @opulenceharbingerofchaos3939 Год назад +3810

    “Jesus Christ…”
    “Somebody call me?”
    As a Christian, I found this to be a very funny video. 10/10.

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. Год назад +705

    Kevin has to be glad that he actually made real living bots that are sentient like Zach as a christian and an atheist.

  • @KingShado69
    @KingShado69 2 года назад +729

    The Andrew Tate joke had me breathing out hard through my nose.

    • @zuio1905
      @zuio1905 2 года назад +38

      Kinda expected after "top God" was a good one

    • @motherfuckingenterprises7436
      @motherfuckingenterprises7436 2 года назад +3

      I need context for Andrew Tate

    • @KingShado69
      @KingShado69 2 года назад +1

      @@motherfuckingenterprises7436 He's a dude who thinks of himself highly, is totally mysoginistic and exploits women for money, he does have money but he got it through questionable means. He tried to make a cult like following and was in a couple podcasts . He got banned from social media for it. The bugati joke refers to the fact that he won't see you as equal if you aren't as rich as him.

    • @motherfuckingenterprises7436
      @motherfuckingenterprises7436 2 года назад

      @@KingShado69 Thanks!
      Also, fuck that guy.

    • @bobeyay
      @bobeyay 2 года назад

      @@motherfuckingenterprises7436 so Andrew Tate is called the top G by his uuuhhh fanbase. Zack’s joke of Andrew Tate being top God is based on him being the top G thing

  • @calvraiekcalvraien
    @calvraiekcalvraien 4 месяца назад +21

    as a christian i was literally laughing so hard i knocked my drink off my desk and now i have sprite zero all over my carpet
    thanks zach

  • @shadowwarrior3444
    @shadowwarrior3444 2 года назад +3084

    Here's how I think Kevin's teacher graded him.
    Professor Eve: Man, this has to be the most ambitious program out of the whole class Kevin, I'm impressed. Taking all the gods and making them part of the program was very daring. Unfortunately, you didn't go too deep into every layer of each age and culture in the program during your write up, and that's gonna cost you points on this.
    Kevin: Come on Professor, how am I supposed to go in depth on every single age and culture, that'd take forever.
    Professor Eve: I gave you the whole year Kevin, just like I gave everyone, and I only accept excuses in the case of emergencies, like how Larry had to spend months in the hospital after that accident. When did you start this?
    Kevin: Last week.
    Professor Eve: And there we go... seriously Kevin, you're one of my brightest students and would be at the top of the class if you bothered to manage your time. As it is, even Connelly scored better than you.
    Kevin: Jenn literally just did a program of Lord Tom Cruise as a movie star.
    Professor Eve: She also presented valuable information on the evolution of his career in contrast to the deterioration of the Hollywood movie star, presenting the end of an age as society relied too much on visual aids and nostalgia driven commercialism, and how so many other actors failed to reach their full potential like he did, despite having similar talents, save for a few outliers.
    Kevin: You gave her extra credit for including Lord Keanu Reeves, right?
    Professor Eve: Yeah, but seriously, if you spent a few more weeks on this, you probably would've had the best presentation in the class. As it stands though, good job. Come back later during your free period and we can work on this together. If all goes well, I'm pretty sure a lot of the gods will take notice.
    Kevin: Cool, thanks Professor.

    • @Ludovicus1769
      @Ludovicus1769 2 года назад +11

      No, it didn’t

    • @seriously1184
      @seriously1184 2 года назад +78

      So, instead of a comment, you made an essay ?
      Yeah, that's a D minus for you !
      Just for annoying the heck out of all the rest of us !!!

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 2 года назад +15

      Sounds about right

    • @dull_demon4717
      @dull_demon4717 2 года назад +25

      @@Ludovicus1769 you haven't gone to a school have you

    • @seriously1184
      @seriously1184 2 года назад +7

      @minecraftrobloxgamer5000
      That was me being generous
      Not him having earned it !

  • @tornadodex1366
    @tornadodex1366 2 года назад +687

    As a Mormon I actually laughed so hard when Joseph Smith was there

    • @desmonides
      @desmonides 2 года назад

      Joseph Smith was a false prophet nonetheless. His teachings are directly antithetical to The Word of The Almighty Yah

    • @TheNilsbuss
      @TheNilsbuss 2 года назад +6

      Who is he?

    • @charchadonto
      @charchadonto 2 года назад +49

      @@TheNilsbuss Founder of the Mormon religion

    • @TheNilsbuss
      @TheNilsbuss 2 года назад +8

      @@charchadonto ah, thankyou

    • @moderndissident5930
      @moderndissident5930 2 года назад +9

      @@TheNilsbuss He was a Heretic

  • @RongDMemer
    @RongDMemer 2 года назад +2686

    As an atheist this hurts but I'm also laughing at the same time

    • @caseythompson9561
      @caseythompson9561 Год назад +114

      Yea, the wise one in me wants to call some shit out. But this is not supposed to be taken seriously so...lol

    • @Seldomheardabout
      @Seldomheardabout Год назад

      It hurts because even if the reality behind the simulation was hell, the Christian’s and their egos would still pretend Satan was the true god. Just to save face.
      These people are beyond delusional.

    • @Gilhelmi
      @Gilhelmi Год назад +56

      As a Christian (Latter-day Saints, no we don't worship Joseph Smith) this hurts,
      But I'm also laughing at the same time.

    • @loganshaw4527
      @loganshaw4527 Год назад +6

      But in a layered system would not all the gods be god?

    • @jameslilly3750
      @jameslilly3750 Год назад +5

      ​@@Gilhelmiaint he morman

  • @dzaster4050
    @dzaster4050 5 месяцев назад +3

    The difference between senior project and the lords work being dismissed as semantics had me crying

  • @thelastmanonearth2631
    @thelastmanonearth2631 Год назад +2539

    The beauty of this, is it doesn't matter if you're a Christian or an atheist... you can't really disagree with any of it 😂

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane Год назад +56

      Yes I can and I already did 🗿

    • @ENDI8089
      @ENDI8089 Год назад +63

      ​@@AdhvaithSaneno because its a joke

    • @gangstarock2455
      @gangstarock2455 Год назад +40

      ​@@ENDI8089Yeah you can disagree with a joke...

    • @thighlover408
      @thighlover408 Год назад +38

      ​@@ENDI8089
      Bro never heard of criticism before

    • @AdhvaithSane
      @AdhvaithSane Год назад +1

      @@ENDI8089 I don’t know about you but when I have emojis in my comments about thing it’s usually for joking, sarcasm or the funny (well most of the time) and so you obviously didn’t consider my comment to be a joke about those who actually disagree with the idea of the matrix but Zach put it in a way that is not to be taken seriously but just for entertainment as a sketch or parody so I was too joking or rather being sarcastic which would actually be ironic since I would genuinely disagree if it wasn’t a sketch, parody, meme or anything like those things so yeah the point is:
      You need to improve your perception and think not twice 5 times *at least* before you comment something with all due respect of course.
      Note: Those last sentences looks sarcastic but believe me I wasn’t but I guess it’s fair enough if you think that wouldn’t surprise because I’ll be honest (not really) I’m a sarcastic person… not really I’m actually quite diverse hehehhahaha *[Banjo Solo]*
      Since you are still here for some reason: My name is in fact my actual name and I live in SAS Rogue Heros city AKA
      “Jalo” The Middle of f**king NoWhere if f**king NoWhere had a capital city, this would be it and that street would be the Main Street of f**king NoWhere city. And the Lord Mayor is f**king no one, presiding over f**k all, in a place where there was no one around to give a f**k which is exactly what you asked for Captain Endio am I right….
      Wait what was I gonna say to you?
      Alright. Never mind. So about your life insurance extended warranty….

  • @romankovalev1494
    @romankovalev1494 2 года назад +707

    What I've learnt from this is that everything that can, will and does exist is actually living in a simulation without being aware of it. That's a proper mindfuck

    • @KingSolomon1111
      @KingSolomon1111 2 года назад +12

      Pretty much. Like the world of Tamriel is existing in its own simulated world and they aren't even aware of it.

    • @romankovalev1494
      @romankovalev1494 2 года назад +13

      @@KingSolomon1111 And some beings can achieve Chim, where they have become completely aware of it and achieved godlike powers. Wonder if that is true for our world aswell?

    • @davidmarshall3683
      @davidmarshall3683 2 года назад +7

      That's also based on absolutely nothing.

    • @Jovahkiin
      @Jovahkiin 2 года назад +3

      @@davidmarshall3683 And Nothing = Unchanging state.
      For when a Word is uttered, it is always something. The binary code of all reality is the following:
      Change = 1
      Unchange = 0
      Look into the 7 Hermetic Principles.

    • @TheMasterBlaze
      @TheMasterBlaze 2 года назад +3

      It lines up with God is and always was in an ironic sort of way.

  • @markgaumee
    @markgaumee 2 года назад +450

    Zack Star never ceases to amaze me.

  • @RyanBussey-c5c
    @RyanBussey-c5c 2 месяца назад +12

    8:16 I’d honestly just be confused

  • @timur.kabizhanov
    @timur.kabizhanov 2 года назад +91

    This is simultaneuously the craziest and the most serious episode!

  • @spiritbaki108
    @spiritbaki108 Год назад +220

    As an atheist, I can confirm we wear black shirts with a piece of paper that says "Atheist" taped to it

    • @ivolinder6837
      @ivolinder6837 Год назад +5

      Ikr

    • @Jasonshoots
      @Jasonshoots 10 месяцев назад +2

      Well, that would make it easier! 😂

    • @OX_UIUL
      @OX_UIUL 10 месяцев назад +4

      we also look like zach, star HIMSELF.

    • @Ch3vstar
      @Ch3vstar 10 месяцев назад

      Very accurate

    • @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas
      @SigmaQuotesForRealSigmas 10 месяцев назад +2

      this comment made me laugh out loud

  • @frostyblade8842
    @frostyblade8842 Год назад +456

    I'm a devout Catholic and I watched this with a giant smile on my face. It's actually pretty well done, for such a complex issue

  • @ComradeOgilvy369
    @ComradeOgilvy369 16 дней назад +2

    How this Christian would honestly react: "Oh, God's a nerd? I can respect that."

  • @no-bk4zx
    @no-bk4zx 2 года назад +92

    Best one yet hands down. You are improving so fast

  • @JoshuaMartinez-ml5hl
    @JoshuaMartinez-ml5hl 2 года назад +198

    Zach, I've been watching your stuff for years, back when a lot of your skits were more college focused. You always made good content, although before it was like watching a video my friend would have made.
    This skit though...it's on a while other level. The dialogue is some of the wittiest I've ever seen, and I'd expect to see this from a group of comedians to make a great 5 minute skit, great work

  • @jlamppost
    @jlamppost Год назад +201

    This might be the most amazing video I’ve ever seen. The logic behind famous people and this entire universe is like quality enough that I would expect there to be a book series with this premise.

  • @goddessstarla
    @goddessstarla 2 месяца назад +2

    Honestly, this would be an interesting video game -> You start in the bottom simulation, go to the simulation that was simulating you, and so on till you get to the non-simulation.

  • @anihilite
    @anihilite 2 года назад +321

    this feels real for some reason, he explained life being a simulation so perfectly

    • @mizuchi-6137
      @mizuchi-6137 2 года назад +1

      because it's the most likely possibility ruclips.net/video/g2rJITW9viw/видео.html

  • @ladyalicent705
    @ladyalicent705 Год назад +103

    “Different folder! That’s like a different universe!” Is such an underrated line

    • @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363
      @thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363 10 месяцев назад +1

      God is the epitome of Holiness because He is sinlessly perfect, A sinner (liar, sexually immoral, taking the Lord’s Name in vain, thief etc) cannot be in the presence of God or else he will be utterly consumed therefore repent of your sins and put your faith in Jesus as your Lord and Saviour to go to Heaven.

    • @chessofh0pe
      @chessofh0pe 4 месяца назад

      @@thereisnonegoodbutgodjohn363Nah bro he got a B-

  • @error8119
    @error8119 2 года назад +321

    I love the Christian just smirking his way through the entire video😂

    • @Lina32121
      @Lina32121 2 месяца назад

      Grasping at straws to validate his beliefs

    • @error8119
      @error8119 2 месяца назад

      @ well, he rlly isn’t. By what he says there is indeed a God😭 he’s right

  • @colin8696908
    @colin8696908 Месяц назад +1

    "Go forth and multiply" was really an attempt to get humans to crash the simulation.

  • @alidarkangel4226
    @alidarkangel4226 2 года назад +361

    This is officially the best thing I’ve ever seen. Is it bad that I would be really happy if this was how it worked? Like life would be SO much easier

    • @tomsektul31
      @tomsektul31 2 года назад

      Shows how weak you are

    • @yasininn76
      @yasininn76 2 года назад +13

      Yeah no shit, if we had actual proof that God either did or did not exist everything would be super easy, that's literally the point

    • @alidarkangel4226
      @alidarkangel4226 2 года назад +1

      @@tomsektul31 Thank you, I make sure to relish in my weakness daily

    • @alidarkangel4226
      @alidarkangel4226 2 года назад +4

      @@yasininn76 Well I more so meant the whole everybody being right thing, but true it would be nice to have proof!

    • @DuskLegend
      @DuskLegend 2 года назад +8

      @@yasininn76 not really, either way having a definitive answer leads to a set of more specific but equally grand questions to answer

  • @prim16
    @prim16 2 года назад +57

    "If you're a good person, upon your death, you'll get backed up to the Cloud"

    • @iotaku
      @iotaku 2 года назад +3

      And if you die while holding a weapon you get backed up into a Google drive

    • @prim16
      @prim16 2 года назад

      @@iotaku Oh, I thought it was if you died in a car accident. You know, Google *Drive*

    • @QaribArcadia
      @QaribArcadia 2 года назад +2

      Oh you like longbeach griffy too👀

    • @prim16
      @prim16 2 года назад +1

      @@QaribArcadia Hell yeah 👀 Basically any person playing out a skit where they assume the role of every single character I'm a big fan of. Long Beach Griffy, CalebCity, ProZD, Graenolf and of course Zach Star. Just wish I knew more of them...

  • @ADCruzYT
    @ADCruzYT Год назад +346

    Catholic here, it's absurd and funny, but it still has a level of reverence to all beliefs. Thank you!

    • @anikidshenanigans3129
      @anikidshenanigans3129 Год назад +1

      You’re lost

    • @coltydoodledoof8237
      @coltydoodledoof8237 Год назад +13

      @anikidshenanigans3129 if you are replying with that then you are the one who is lost.

    • @revoIution9
      @revoIution9 Год назад +5

      Former catholic here, this was the funniest video I’ve ever seen in a long time

    • @Wawawaeeewi
      @Wawawaeeewi 11 месяцев назад

      ​​@@anikidshenanigans3129 As a fellow atheist, you're a jerk! 😁

    • @SamuTheFrog
      @SamuTheFrog 11 месяцев назад +1

      You found it funny, so you felt compelled to say it it had reverence... as justification... just because you found it funny & you know that's wrong that this man is openly mocking the entire Christian religion... lol......... how is that not lost, my friend? You can't even pick a side. Literally thanked the man for straight up making fun of your God.
      At least we don't have to throw fancy words into a sentence to make something seem okay to us.

  • @Tential1
    @Tential1 Год назад +4

    I thought 9 Minutes might be too long for this video but nope, this was way too good

  • @engineeredtofail6746
    @engineeredtofail6746 Год назад +91

    At this point we all know that the ultimate creator is Morgan Freeman, he just narrated the universe and it got created as he spoke

    • @Kuino
      @Kuino Год назад +5

      FRRR

  • @jowo8862
    @jowo8862 2 года назад +147

    This is one of the best, funny videos I've ever seen. First half of the first is an absolute gem. If you ever make a best Zack moments, that should be in it

  • @TophinatorStreams
    @TophinatorStreams 2 года назад +74

    Okay, this is officially my favorite channel

  • @Russell-vq6ux
    @Russell-vq6ux 6 месяцев назад +5

    If I'm someone's school project i swear I'm bouta be on that "i have no mouth but must scream" timing

    • @o1-preview
      @o1-preview 5 месяцев назад

      nope, you are just a tiny part of it according to this video

    • @Russell-vq6ux
      @Russell-vq6ux 5 месяцев назад

      @@o1-preview than I'll be a very angry pixel. They should fear my one bit wrath

  • @bottombarrelbudgetfilms1854
    @bottombarrelbudgetfilms1854 2 года назад +131

    I'm a hardcore atheist almost 30, one of my lifelong best friends since middle school has always been a hardcore Christian, we both thought this was HILARIOUS.

    • @lucifer.Morningstar369
      @lucifer.Morningstar369 2 года назад

      Hardcore

    • @sienielain9222
      @sienielain9222 Год назад

      How does thar work?

    • @gandalf_thegrey
      @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +27

      @@sienielain9222 Because people can actually like each other despite having opposing world views.
      If you need to hate the other side for disagreeing that's kinda a "you" (not you specifically) problem.

  • @gottfriedwilhelmvonleibniz9033
    @gottfriedwilhelmvonleibniz9033 2 года назад +98

    The content is awesome man, keep up with it!

    • @ea_naseer
      @ea_naseer 2 года назад +1

      make calculus simpler

  • @youreminence2179
    @youreminence2179 2 года назад +102

    Thanks Zach for giving me an existential crisis. Really appreciate it

  • @DavidFerrell-x5u
    @DavidFerrell-x5u 2 дня назад

    Awesome job! Profound subject and presented very well. Do more. You got my sub

  • @thereborn2056
    @thereborn2056 2 года назад +1809

    As a devout Christian I find this HILARIOUS and very entertaining good job OP

    • @geminirox8635
      @geminirox8635 Год назад +38

      A true devout Christian wouldn't find this hilarious. This would be blasphemous. You're more of a "I like the title of calling myself a Christian, but I don't really take it seriously" Which is fine, but let's not fool ourselves.

    • @thereborn2056
      @thereborn2056 Год назад +208

      @gemini rox I make one comment about SATIRE , something not to be taken seriously, and you are so quick to judge my faith, devotion, and make assumptions on everything that encompasses who I am You're more of a "I like the title of being the highest judge of morality, psychology, value of people, but I don't consider having a discussion with someone to better them or myself." Which is fine, but let's not fool ourselves.

    • @geminirox8635
      @geminirox8635 Год назад

      @@thereborn2056 Look if I said "as a 100% straight man; I want to fuck the shit out of that other man" I would be lying about one or the other. It's impossible to be both. Don't hate me because you're insecure in your own beliefs.

    • @thereborn2056
      @thereborn2056 Год назад +88

      @gemini rox eh, I feel pretty secure in my faith, i thought you were a fellow Christian for some reason trying to just put me down in my faith, which was why i responded that way. But with a second reply like that, I can tell you're definitely not a Christian. So, some random non religious person telling me they know what a real Christian is or how they should act is EXTREMELY ironic. So I'm just gonna say read the Bible, go to church, form relationships with Christians, and you'll get a better idea of what one is. God bless and pray for additional wisdom towards you.

    • @geminirox8635
      @geminirox8635 Год назад +12

      @@thereborn2056 if it's any consolation. If the hell you believe in really exists; you're probably going there.

  • @12DAMDO
    @12DAMDO 2 года назад +89

    that existential dread knowing your universe was made by some guy named Kevin

    • @sunny-sq6ci
      @sunny-sq6ci Год назад

      what if he/she/it was named Phil?

  • @joeandreason9155
    @joeandreason9155 Год назад +2058

    As an atheist I am actually enjoying this a lot. I'd honestly be skeptical and frustrated at my beliefs crashing down if that were the case, but, I'd obviously adapt to the religion with most reason to join like that. Thanks for the vid man. Haven't seen this spin on simulation before.

    • @fss1704
      @fss1704 Год назад +14

      watch darkmatter2525 he has a series on simulation and god

    • @LLPTV
      @LLPTV Год назад +181

      Religion is about believing in things without proof. If there was proof and you didn't believe in it you'd basically be a flat-earther.

    • @8bits143
      @8bits143 Год назад +88

      ​@@LLPTV Don't say it out loud man, you're going to attract the herd.

    • @BhutanbaII
      @BhutanbaII Год назад +17

      But religion says there's an all powerfully being and only one of it, but there are obviously other humans besides kevin

    • @AgentExeider
      @AgentExeider Год назад +41

      @@BhutanbaII But only Kevin created THAT universe. The religion would generally revolve around the creator, or whatever the heck Kevin programmed. It's like making a Minecraft server, the person who created it, is THE admin, and unless they decide to change that, that's all that will be.