When introverts go to Hell
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I'm dead at "So, I'm gonna die alone" dude, you're in hell already
You won't die alone. You're already dead, and you'll always have someone with you.
"You died alone already"
Yeah, but again. And forever. Which actually is kind of reassuring at this point. The effort to attract a woman and then the cost of maintenance is just not commiserate with the return on investment. But, that's me on anti-depressants. Me on nothing is always just a hair away from putting on a turban and running towards the police screaming in Durkadurkanese.
@@CodeguruX Least tormented western male.
@@CyberPunkBadGuy Things and stuff.
A true introvert could survive all of this. The real hell was something that wasn't even intended as torture: you will have roommates.
I lived with my ex in the same room for 7 years long. She was with me also an attention hoarder. You can get the mixed feelings.
The comedy show would be too much for me. Audience participation is one of my greatest fears.
Yup, that's the worst. With everything else it's a case of "I'm not stuck here with you; you're all stuck here with me, Mwahahaha!"
I dunno man. The friends just showing up to your appartment demanding you come out with them is true horror.
Wrong! 1:09
Demon: “You will have three roommates who all say ‘Zack, why don’t you come hang out with us for once’ every time you come home from work!”
A wise philosopher once said, “Hell is other people!”
JP Sartre never said that but he wrote it for the play "Huis Clos".
If anyone has said it, then it must have been actors.
I was a theatre kid and i remember as a teen I read a play with 3 ppl one man and two women and its about them in that room they can never leave, and they never need to sleep nor eat or even blink, and the whole play is how any pair of them would get along perfectly but there is only one problem the third person and everyone kind of also hate each other they get on each others nerves and they kind of go insane and thats is exactly why they are in that room( in hell) with each other.
"We are already in hell, did you go outside recently?"
Fucking felt
"OK, that's ridiculously overpriced!" "I can't afford that." LMAO
As an introvert, I was initially offended by the comparison of Hell to our normal lives, but I was definitely laughing halfway through.
I fully expected "Introvert Hell" to be attending a daily MANDATORY (as in, no choice) gathering/ party that never ends. (Sometimes with friends, sometimes with Family, sometimes with acquaintances, and sometimes with Co-Workers!) And it has a force field around it that hinders leaving. And the STRENGTH of the forcefield is related to how MUCH you WANT to leave! So, the MORE you want to leave, the stronger it gets. (Basically, you have be leaving "reluctantly" and "could stay another half hour" in order to push your way through!)
I feel like this kind of system would end up with alliances of deals where as soon as one person finally starts having fun, everyone else agrees to immediately push them out so they can leave while they still can.
0.0 That sounds more terrifying! That is just cruel and inhumane punishment! 😭
Whatever I have possibly done wrong in my little hermit life, I'M SO SORRY! Forgive me! Don't send me there, PLEASE!
I'm sensing you have thought about this before 😂
Bro what sort of nightmare are you dreaming?! 😭
r/foundsatan
As an introvert this hits a different kind of note. Feel like someone was explaining all my anxieties.
fr
Agreed, very much agreed, I have the social skills of a solitary bee
110% I don't even like checking in at a doctors office. let alone talking to random people. hell 90% of the time I just dont even go to my appointments because i hate doctors offices.
introversion and social anxiety are separate but have overlap and can be together
@@ajitadonismanilal9105Sure they are!
Meanwhile extrovert hell would just be COVID but with no zoom or phone calls.
Where do I sign up for that?
You also need to ensure their hell apartment doesn’t have a balcony, or they’ll just start having outdoor shouting conversations with other people on their balconies.
that's extrovert with social anxiety heaven
and you would constantly therefore be afraid of getting covid, even though you would never actually get covid
And the only social interaction you get is via typed messages... And almost everyone you meet will judge you not as a human, but as a block of text... which they will only read through part-way before responding.
Lmao you literally made my jaw drop with the price of a plane ticket being an improv class, I’m not that introverted but that one would cripple me
My recommended prescription would be copious amounts of very, very strong alcohol. Hard to feel much social anxiety if you're absolutely wasted, and if you drink enough you'll black out and not even remember any of the embarrassing shit you did next day! It's like the perfect solution (except for mental and physical health of course, but I guess sometimes you just have to make that choice🤷♂)
What do you mean "Not that introverted"? Do you mean that you always get drained by social interactions but very slowly. Or do you mean you are an ambivert with mild social anxiety?
Edit: The social anxiety part is me mocking people who hold a non-specified but specific common missconseption about introversion.
Just be quite
I already thought going outside was hell, but Zack is an evil genius.
Holy shit that punishment felt like an hour, even though the video is only 5 minutes
im glad im not the only one who felt like i just aged at least a week watching this skit.
I thought I was alone
Yeah.. he talked *a lot.*
I thought it was just me
True, time moves differently in hell
As a Norwegian, hearing this - I'm officially living in Introvert heaven.
uh explain
@@Whoopsie_woggzy Norway is a Very Introverted Country
@@Greek_Guymost of the Nordic countries are, apart from the danish
those guys are weirdos
@@ItsAweebLive in Denmark, can confirm ;~;
I've I ever decide to emigrate Norway is on the top of my list. Those days with 24/7 darkness sound like bliss to me.
I like to imagine hell is personalized to the individual, because so many people are like "hell sounds rad" but what if hell isnt just fire and torture, but is your own personal worst nightmare for all eternity?
That’s kind of how hell is depicted in the show Lucifer. I liked it.
Basically, a life. We don't even need to know we are in hell, we just need to live in. Maybe that's why unaliving is a sin? To prevent us from early escaping it?
Personalized for everyone?
Logistical nightmare. Satan would resign.
@@SigFigNewtonSatan did resign! That’s the initial premise of the show Lucifer
Hell isn't for humans, it's for demons. Nobody cares about you enough to customize hell to your hating. (Atleast, the christian hell.)
“I have to change my views depending on who I talk to to avoid any conflict.” Yup I know that game 😂
In fairness, this one was more "person with crippling social anxiety" than merely "introvert", but I still cackled my shy little ass off, tho. 😂
Yeah, as an introvert with regular social anxiety, i was thinking "that sucks, but i could get used to it if it means i don't have to pay for all that."
yeah like most comady it's a little exagerated (ps sorry about my bad spelling)
yea, like not having to pay for rent?? im down
@@user-cq6lm2mi9lNah your sentence is understandable (Sorry for bad English)
It's not from Zach but there's a sketch you might like on RUclips called social anxiety fear factor.
The comedy show one is just straight up torture, 9th circle of hell type of punishment
Agreed. Nice Basil pfp.
@@nataliebrooks3759 thanks 🙏
I mean, I dont like being taken notice of either (Im a back to the wall in the dark corner of the club kind of person), but how hard is it to fire back putting them on blast for being a dick about it by saying, "Bruh, I gotta pee. Get over it..." If they say anything more its them being pissy about you having to pee, which makes them look bad, you just look like a normal human with normal human bodily functions. Like, does anyone think that there would be someone in the club who has never had to pee before and is thus entitled to hand out shit? Because thats not how life works, yo...
When did everyone become convinced they were always in the wrong? Its like a sport to kids now, 'who can feel more awkward over every day shit...' Your guys parents broke you I swear to god......
Dude, some people don't have the confidence for that so don't be rude. You can believe that you're in the right, but be too socially anxious or overwhelmed to make a good comeback in the moment. Don't be a dick just because you have that confidence.
Meant for @mandi8345
As an introvert, I can surely see this as being the ultimate nightmare
The torture he didn't mention.
When your friends show up already buzzed to take you out you'll feel obligated to be the designated driver. Meaning not only do you have to drive with your drunk friends in the car, but you won't be able to drink to help the social anxiety. This will also make you the outcast of every party.
i think he just listed all of my anxieties..i've never felt this much attack by a skit before
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You better hurry up and accept Jesus then! Otherwise, you get to spend all of eternity surrounded by people you don't like as an introvert...
@@Anubis424242what if we already have?
Same 😭😭 I feel like he knows me better than my own friends
@@Anubis424242Nice Try Dude, But This Isn't Jesus's Hell
Heck, Now I'm Really Worried About "Which One's Worse"
Every single time he named something, I could feel my entire body cringing at the thought of that happening to me. Bravo sir
Yes, that was brutal. I best behave....
Touchy-feely, up-speaking, exhibitionist, dude-bros that won't even let you pee or shower alone, in a flat with no doors!
Bro in bathroom doorway- "Dude! About tonight?... Sports or porn?"
You on the can- "Can I finish crapping first?"
Dude taking a shower- "Uhhh, I JUST bought WAY too much mayo?!? So, DUH!"
Bro2 opens shower dripping cold water -"Like, break'n out the tarp?!"
Bro- Oh YEAH!"
Together Dude-bros shout- "PORNPARTY!!"
You- "Get your crotch outta may face."
me too.
get therapy for your social anxiety.
@@vyor8837 Why fix something that isn't broken? Wouldn't it be boring if we were all like you?
As an introvert once talked into trying an improv class, I don't understand why there would even be airlines.
3:43 "you have to initiate."
The introvert's responses had me dying😂
Sounds like how my brother would respond 😂
@@lyrimetacurl0 Thanks for telling us?
*social anxiety person that should have gotten therapy
Still not as bad as when the dentist starts asking you questions when he's got drills and hands in your mouth, and you feel like you have to make some kind of response so you just gargle that pool of saliva at the back of your mouth and it spills out everywhere.
That’s pretty specific...
@@adamantiiThat's pretty common IMO.
I accidentally bit one trying to answer him 😅
I flip those off.
I'm not an introvert, but almost everyone in my family is. This is 100% how many sister,mom, and cousins would act 😂
Not really, unless they actually have social anxiety they'd probably reply "Really? That's it?"
Most of my fears are around initiating conversation and feeling a pressure to do so. People coming up and talking to me first is so much easier for me. I’m still genuinely introverted as I tend to keep to myself and like alone time to recharge but, weirdly, this wouldn’t be half bad (literally half, being forced to go out on the weekends and the comedy club shit sounds horrible 💀)
Yeah I’m not sure, I’ve been around all kinds of people that I couldn’t possibly identify myself with, it’s like a zoo with all kinds of specimens
If I were to try to fit in to all those social settings, I think my personality would be switching here and there so yeah introvert it is
i completely agree
I'm similar. I'm a very extroverted introvert.
I like associating with people but like a cat I get enough & want to hide away.
It was actually a pretty busy holiday season for me.
So since there's currently snow on the ground & very cold here in Tulsa.
I'm just going to hide in my apartment wearing my adult onesie, near the radiant heater, laying on top of my heating pad & covered in a blanket with kitties on top while watching RUclips. Because Netflix takes too much energy.
I did change the litter boxes though.
I didn't get the double compostable bags to the trash but the trash is ready to go out in my cart. Sooo theoretically I have to take it out before I can go anywhere. Problem is I don't have anywhere I need to go & fibromyalgia hates the cold.
Sooo yeah. Also Harlequin just got onto my lap. Send help or canned cat food please before I run out of diet coke. As in the can sitting on my table in reach. Because I still have 3 cases in the kitchen.
Damn it's nice not having to go anywhere for the foreseeable future. Which is great since Tulsa people don't how to drive. The snow & ice just makes it worse.
doesn't that just mean you're shy? (introverted, too, if you recharge alone) or have social anxiety?
"But it will get worse, as there will be SOME differences" was enough to make my anxiety alarms start blaring ngl
My personal anxiety hell is when there's a slight difference between my day and how I'd planned my day,, so I'm fucked already
Sometimes I think that the hell is the place we already living in. Some have it much worse (war conflicts), but nonetheless, there's totally too much pain per gain in 80-90% of people lives (poverty, illnesses, crimes, etc). Maybe my personal hell is to think that I'm not, because some have it worse, just a psychological warfare of some sort. Maybe the fact that I'm writing this comment was already predicted from the start. Maybe you are reading this, because... or maybe yor're not reading this, idk.
@@nick1752if you have it bad and someone has it worse, you still have it bad. doesn't mean you shouldn't help where you're able, but also doesn't mean you can't use some help yourself
Love the use of financial terms when responding, "I'm gonna go bankrupt"
Emptied energy reserves.
When people confuse introversion with social awkwardness
Well, while not mutually exclusive- they do go hand in hand often.
I've been taught through years of coercive therapy and lessons how to be bubbly, outspoken, and engaging yet polite... But everyone of these situations sounds like hell to me.
I don't like when I'm the center of attention. I prefer alone time, home or not. But if forced into social engagement much prefer to have the friend who likes the spot light (as long as they don't have an ego about it)... I like to think of it as being the back ground dancer in a large squad.
This actually sounds awesome. Maybe I'm not an introvert. Maybe I'm just shy, anxious and socially awkward...
If you're drained by social interaction, you're an introvert. If you feel *anxiety* about social interaction, that means you need therapy.
i'm an extrovert and this sounds like hell even to me
As an introvert: The struggle is real
Shutup... the most annoying people in the entire world are the trend riding dorks online that can't stop running around telling people "AS AN INTROVERT!"
Go away...
Literally just social anxiety, get therapy.
@@vyor8837 I suppose that I know myself better than you know me.
@@Boevaia_Pelmeha if the things in this make you feel anxiety, it isn't introversion.
@@vyor88371. I generally do not prefer to be in any situations with many people. But I do have friends and family, and I talk with them normally.
2. It's just a comment on RUclips.
As a extrovert, this seems like a perfect world
Because this isn't an introvert hell, this would be hell for people that need therapy.
I think Zach may have just put the fear of god into me.
People will talk to you every time your in a public bathroom
1:42 "Which means that you..."
"...will have to change my views depending on who I'm talking to, to..."
"...to avoid any conflict, that's right" 🤣🤣🤣👌
Oh my days I've actually done this 😂
the worst part is when they try to poke and notice you're a horrible liar and go "oh thank god, we're on the same page you can drop the act"
@@greatleader4841 and then when you actually do drop the act you realize that that was a test and you were infact, not on the same page as them
the one time i had to take a taxi and he was english, thought ok thats not bad, its not a indian guy talking about "spiritualism" or "manifesting dreams into reality" Oh brother was I wrong. 5 seconds later "You gotta admit though, these jew's do have jobs in virtually EVERY high job in the world." I wanted to unalive myself on the spot.
This one is probably the most relatable one of them all for me
@@satgurs 😱Plot twist!
And anytime you are around a group of people for more than a minute, someone will ask "why are you so quiet?" To which you will respond...well it doesn't matter what you respond with because nothing you say will make the situation any less awkward.
As an introvert this was a straight up violent attack on my person!! 😅😂🤣 Too funny though!!
My honest opinion as an introvert is that, an extrovert would see this as a dream.
So if an extrovert goes to hell, wouldn't he be getting the exact opposite of the introvert here?
Would make a great sequel to this video tbh, and hey, if you don't wanna, that's fine, I can understand.
Now, how would he make an hell using the same principles for a omnivert? Or worse, for an ambivert? (Assuming he would use their respective incorrect stereotypes, just like in this video.)
@@blankface9363 As an ambivert I can say we're always in ambivert hell- when we're alone we want to be with people, when we're with people we want to be alone 🥲
Just 2:50 alone is the stuff of absolute nightmares.
get therapy.
As an introvert, I'm more of a 'being around people gets exhausting after a while' kind of introvert than the kind of stuff shown here so I could deal with most of this with a healthy dose of telling people to fuck off
Yeah, this is more like social anxiety rather than an introvert. That said, the two are connected. Though, I’m unsure is someone with social anxiety could use a dating app.
Maybe, you're ambivert then?
@@VORASTRAYour reply made me uneasonably angry. Google what introversion, extrovesion, ambiversion and omniversion are.
Same for you commenter, except you did not make me angry.
@@blankface9363 I did and... my stance hasn't changed?
As an introvert i don't mind talking to strangers. I just hate when they keep staring at you, waiting for you to say more, and don't pick up that you don't say much.
Leaving first at a party when I'm tired isn't a problem. Depending on someone else for a ride when my ride doesn't want to leave IS a problem. Remember kids, only go to parties with other introverts, preferably with people more tired than you.
Or don't go at all.
(Introvert friends won't make you go. If you have extrovert friends-I'm sorry.)
Easy solution. Just don't have friends and no one will invite you to parties. ▪︎sad violin music plays as I realize this is me▪︎
Jesus Christ
damn
damned*
"We don't do that here."
Congrats you are the first one to comment after zach
You bro you called?
As an introvert I'm 💀..
Yes, people who call themselves "introverts" are the most annoying people in the world.
Funny @@SwuaveWEB
@@SwuaveWEB i hate u
This was the first time I didn't laugh at a Zack the Star Himself video. I just felt terrified. Good Job.
This all sounds like my personal nightmare.
get therapy.
As an introvert I can confirm this would be hell😱😱😱
No one cares that you call yourself an "introvert". Why are you telling random people on the internet? It doesn't make you quirky or special.
The most annoying ppl in the world are now ppl that call themselves "introverts"... Surpassed vegas and adhd
get therapy.
As an introvert, I see this as an absolute win, as i have an uncanny ability to vanish with nobody noticing
People who call themselves "introverts" are the most annoying people in the world.
@@SwuaveWEB wdym
Having to use raycons is the most hell experience you could have put in this video.
its always a good day when this mf uploads
That comedy show front row bathroom one is just torture
As an extrovert this sounds awesome lmao
Shutup, no one cares.
Started off like I wouldn't mind to live but then it immediately turned into real hell
3:59 “I thought that was just my nightmares”
Me: bro this is hell
A true introvert would be staying silent the whole time without even saying a word nor making eye contact to Satan.
That's not "introvert", more like autistic or having social anxiety
So true!
@@MaxIronsThirdyup
Nah, it’s satan, I’m comfortable with him
@@kauancavanellasgomes2989Technically, he's called "the devil" in the skits 🤷♂️.
I could barely watch this without crying
As if an introvert would willingly fly anywhere.
Now we need introvert heaven
That ad was very smooth. Loved this!
As an introvert, the party part sounds like a fun experiment. LET KEEP THIS PARTY GOING FOREVER!!!
1:34 "even the Asian ones"
is that because Asian ubers usually don't want to talk? lol
I'm not asian but asians were annoyed with me being quiet.
It could be a self-improvement hell for me. It looks like it eventually gets good
man you really cant miss the sponsers or you miss the lore of the video. but bro really said all the things we introverts fear💀
wouldn't it make more sense for there to be hundreds of dating app, and that you are constantly get matched with people. Then you either have to say no to people, or reluctant having to go on hundreds of dates a year.
Extrovert hell:
- Price of plane ticket is no social media for 1 week
- Your barber will not say a word while cutting your hair
- You will have 3 roommates but they never want to hang out
- Every uber driver is quiet and doesn't want you to sit in the front seat
- You will have a really funny story to tell but no one wants to hear it
- You will have to go to a comedy show every weekened. But you are not allowed to sit on the front row and the comedian will never interact with you.
- On a weekend night where you want to go out, aka all of them none of your friend are up for it. - When you are out with your friends the moment you start to have a good time all of your friends will become tired and go home.
- No one will care what kind of music you listen to
Watching videos like these are what made me realize I'm not as much of an introvert as I thought I was.
That moment when you are a demon also a hell's receptionist working your 24/7 job, welcoming the newbies and explaining their punishment and yet still have time to sell a particular product to the mortals
😂😂😂
4:18 I thought he'd go for this 😅:
Devil: "For"
Introvert: 😨
Devil: "-ty!"
i think im like midly introverted because these are not like my worst fears but just things that i find quite annoying
3:16 This one would actually be hell, even without the other ones
If someone asks me what I'm listening to with both headphones in I'm going to be like "huh?" and make them repeat themselves then answer with "I'm listening to you." And give them a stone faced look like they are the most inconvenient person in the world.
"There are no dating apps"
Oh thank God, even in Hell there's some relief.
I have suddenly realized how much of an introvert I am because I was feeling increasing terror with every statement 😰
Love your content keep up the great work
i was honestly expecting this to be a joke about how introverts would kick back and relax in hell but no, this is just as good.
"So I'm going to die alone?"
No. Worse. You're doomed to exist in Hell for eternity alone with roomates.
“Every time you order UberEats, the driver will knock on your door instead of leaving the food on the doorstep.”
5:40 You're in Hell, Zach. You already did.
_Now there is no escape._
2:43 Yea I would just piss myself! lol
My biggest nightmares are coworkers inviting me to nights out or family gatherings in loud restaurants
"so i'm gonna die alone"
no of course not! what a silly idea, *_you'll never be alone ever again…_*
There was a point where I stopped laughing and I started hyperventilating.
Literally my worst nightmare
An introvert’s hell, an extrovert’s heaven
This would be hell for me in the past, but I can deal with a lot more of these situations today.
it would be so funny if the video just ended at 0:21
It was painful until the end. I'm gonna die alone in that hell.
With roommates. Namely 3.
Also, every time a topic comes up that you're actually highly invested in, somebody else will interrupt you and begin talking about something completely unrelated.
So you talked with my shoulder-devil...
Now we need "When introverts go to Heaven"
this actually sounds horrible
This hits home for me. I don't know why, but every time I leave my house to do anything, where ever I am people want to tell me their life story. I have RBF so it's not like I'm walking around smiling. I usually just stand there with a blank look on my face :| , not to be rude but just because I just want to slink away where it's quiet and I'm not noticed. Location doesn't matter either, grocery stores, movie ticket lines, theme parks, dmv, it doesn't matter. And it's people from all walks of life, kids, teenagers, older people.
My husband says it's my super power and I should work for the FBI as people just spill their guts to me. I think I'm cursed. lol
Yep this sounds like he'll alright. I need to live as long as possible.
POV: People after the pandemic
He forgot. His job is to work customer service in a call center.
I love the inclusion of the RayCon Ear Buds ad in the story. It took me several seconds to pick up it was an ad and not just part of the story. Thank You!!!
The worst is when you are trying to relax and you've got people blowing up your phone.
People showing up at my home on weekends to force me to go out. The cruelty.
I would die again if i was in that situation
Everything you said is so true and I relate 💯 to it all!