When you're ALMOST prepared for an emergency
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Zach was really able and willing to make that sponsorship transition
I have accidentally left my Raycons in my jacket pocket as it's gone through the wash about 3 times and they still work, highly recommend
honestly i feel like the noise he's making while trying to open the packaging would probably scare off a bear too
Me too
or the burpees
Or provoke it.
Bear would get scared off while couple is arguing about what to do! Most animals dislike drama. 😆
I love how the bear was patiently waiting for them to finish arguing
Same
It was probably scared just by their stupidity 😂 it's thinking to itself " Nah, this is too easy, it's gotta be some kind of trap....right?"
professional has standard
It wasn't? They got interrupted.
Eh the bear was slowly ambling towards them (in a “oh hey what’s that” way) until it heard porridge. Then it started charging like my cat hearing the can opener.
The guy was willing to open the bear horn packaging, but he sadly wasn't able
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Yeah this one was pretty good
Bro time travelled 😶😶😶😶
bro is a time traveller
I’m almost wondering if this skit was inspired by Zach seeing a bear horn in one of those packets that is really hard to open…
I see at him seeing bear spray in a place he didn't expect to find bear spray and it became an impulse buy that he knows he wouldn't use at all normally so he decided to make this video as his reason. Lol
I thought he was gonna say "oh wait, I have scissors" and pull out some scissors also still in that indestructible packaging
Assistant script writer job should be all yours :D
so how did they get the first scissors if it was all in packaging? i think the government is behind this
@@Angiejones62 none? I just thought of it. Maybe it appears in some show but I don't know about it if it has
@@ashamansedai nvm figured it out
"racism, mostly"
In that deadpan voice fucking killed me
Best joke 😂😂😂
Zach: how do I let my audience this character is female?🤔.....hmm peenk hoodie
Well it worked
@@fairyfellermasterstrokeit really did. I understood immediately. I guess it depends on the type of guy. To me, it seems kinda unlikely he’s normally a “pink” kinda guy.
😂😂😂
@octopiheartethievery it was intentional
wait doesn't that imply that the Pink Panther is female?
I am convince Zach went to the store to by some regular stuff, randomly saw a bear horn and got an idea for a sketch
The only thing funnier than the packaging would have been trying to open a gun case, and struggling, only to find out there is a gun lock preventing the function of the gun.
Kind of like states or municipalities that require the firearm you have for home protection be stored unloaded in a locked container, unloaded with the ammunition locked in a separate container. (where container = gun case, safe, etc.)
Like... most of the planet? All the countries that have had less shootings in decades than America this year? @@tc6818
And then opening the gun lock with a twig.
What do those words mean. Wait you didnt submit to daddy atf right?
If so be sure you never own dogs, a wife, or children. Ruby ridge
If only the legendary Zach from seat 12c was there he would have been able and willing to assist
Or the homeless guy!
I’ve learned many things from Casual Geographic, including "If it’s black, fight back, if it’s brown, get on the ground, and if it’s white like c**e powder, then it’ll be you’re final hour."
If its black, fight back!
If it is brown, lay down!
If its white... good night!
“If it’s white, goodnight.”
Wtf is "c**e", lmao?
"If it's brown, lie down"
If It's bown, don't bend down!
I simply don't buy the whole thing with the bear horn because we all know that Zach is both willing AND able to do anything so he would have been able to open to that package.
Nah,nah,nah,this isn’t Zack. This is Zack. Completely different
We can see his girlfriend is complaining about things so clearly this isn’t that Zack as that Zack would already have been willing and able to satisfy her so she wouldn’t be complaining.
"I'd rather die than do a burpee." my thoughts exactly! 😂
Now we need the sequal where the girl is talking to god about why different bears have different survival techniques.
That freaking ad transition. My God.
Yes?
for dealing with bears: if its brown lay down , if it's black fight back , if its white good night
The transition to the sponsor was amazing
It took a lot of work, but Zach's plan to write off a bear horn on his taxes has finally come to fruition
Jokes on you, I’m NEVER PREPARED! HA!
Why did I read it as “When you’re ALMOST prepared for a pregnancy”? 😰
Zach needs to see this recommendation 😂
I'm envisioning Zach struggling to open a condom wrapper like it's the bear horn packaging.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
But are you almost ready for a pregnancy?
Omg this would actually be a really good video
They really should've called Zach from emergency row 12C. He would've not only been willing but ABLE to easily take down that bear
4:56 To put it simply, porridge is basically oatmeal mixed with milk and sugar.
2:41 the second I saw that packaging I knew it was over🤣
Jesus... that bear jump at the end scared the s*it out of me lol
Glad it wasn't just me
This might be my new favorite skit! The line that broke me was "Babe, what's porridge?"
I still don't know what it is... and I also don't care, lol
Wait really? It's oatmeal for example. I thought it was common
yeah, Usually some kind of wheat or something, mostly with milk.
"If it's Black, Attack" got me dying lol
Hes both able AND willing to be almost prepared for an emergency
"We play it like, medium"😂😂😂
I like how the bear is able and willing to give them some time to argue.
I also was like "Yeah yeah, black back!" and then "oh shit" when the "brown down" came lmao.
Brown bears have those big shoulder hump things
Black bears can be brown, black, or blond, but their back is more round
It's about the bridge of the nose. Concave is brown, convex is black
As a lifelong Montana resident I can confirm you are indeed making enough noise and fuss to scare the bear.
This whole time they could have just calmly walked in the opposite direction😂😂😂
That's a very patient Bear
This is one chill bear to just sit around and let them do this. He's just like nah, take your time.
That shit with the bear at the end jumpscared the shit out of me xD
Hey there thanks for the content. The laughs are really needed right now.
Keep it up. Just realize many of us are thankful for ya!
It's quieter here than in that forest there
Well yeah.
Forests are both quiet and loud depending on the day.
fing hell, that bear jump at the end scared the sh*t out of me lol
"if it's black fight back"
Zack got scammed 😂
Can you please explain I thought that was the rhyme
“If it’s black fight back, if it’s brown lay down, if it’s white say goodnight.”
Long good night lol😂😂😂
The bear just sat down like “no you two can finish I’ll wait”
Also, you can’t really tell by the color of the bear because sometimes black bears are brown sometimes brown bears are black you have to check by the structure of their face and their build
Ok but for real that hard plastic bit hit hard
Pictured: U.S. federal govt hurricane policy lol
1:45 I'm genuinely terrified.
2:28 I need to see the pov of this in a skit
That's exactly how I'm preparing for every exam
i feel like the whole skit started from you seeing the shitty packaging and the worked back from there
i love the scripts...
but damn those facial expressions are perfect :)
Porridge is cream of wheat, oatmeal, or other grain cereal, sometimes eaten, sometimes drank.
"Come on babe, we gotta do burpees or the bears gonna kill us." 😂
imagine the bear patiently sitting and watching them argue untill it hears porridge
"who makes bear rules like that?"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The bear is just watching like you done yet 😂😂
Great thing about having ADHD is that I’m this level of prepared for normal life, but drop me in an emergency, and I’m saving everyone. 😎
Oh my goodness, that RayCon model was beautiful!
Almost as beautiful as Zach's ableness and willingness to educate us on the dangers of bears.
1:30 💀 “racism mostly”
Almost able,almost willing
3:02 this is so real
3:20 damn lol
The actual/proper method is:
Black or brown, don't stick around.
And always bring a slower friend.
He totally could have used his lighter to melt the plastic packaging off
Did you know that the species of bear called the black bear can also have brown fur? The same can be said about brown bears (grizzlies) having black fur. The easiest way to differentiate them at a distance is actually whether or not they have a hump on their back. If they do, you are dead, cause that's a grizzly. If they don't, group together and move towards it while making loud noises. Then you might survive, cause that's a "black bear" (even if the fur is golden brown).
That...actually scared me....huh
PSA about bears. The rhyme goes, "If it's black, fight back. If it's brown, get on the ground. If it's white, good night."
Bear scared the shit outta me haha.
The chick side was 💯 ON POINT! 😂😂😂 Not helpful and pissed off😝
5:25 epic seugue.
“So whether you’re in a relationship or soon won’t be” lmao
Best superbowl commercial I've seen so far today
The bear was willing and able to watch this unfold in front of him 😂😂
If you can open the bear horn, the bear will be so impressed it will let you live
11/10 ad integration
Missed opportunity. That particular plastic package is actually one of the easy-open hinged kind, so after he struggled with it for ages the girlfriend could have just popped it right open and called him an idiot again.
that attack lk jumpscared me😭
I like that the bear is just watching this conversation😂
Sooo relatable
She was willing and able to go on a hike.
Holy shit this video is pretty relatable. I hiked the Swiftcurrent mountain trail in glacier national park last summer with my girlfriend, and on the way down in the forest, we saw a bear. Im pretty experienced with what to do in bear encounters, but because of the lighting, there was no way to tell if it was a black or a grizzly bear. Usually you identify them by the hump on where their neck and back meetup, a grizzly has a large hump, a black doesnt, but because we were standing in sunlight and it was in shade in front of a dark bush, we couldnt really see the detail of its outline so we didnt know.
We waited out the situation, and eventually made it through when it left. Based on its footprint we looked at, we determined it was a black bear. It was a pretty rare black bear though, because it was brown, and much larger than average. About 10% of black bears are brown so its not good to judge based on color. Its pretty important to know if its a black or a grizzly, to determine how to react, but we just had no way to tell
Also a heads up for people who arent experienced with bear encounters. Never make eye contact in ANY CASE. if its a black, try to make yourself look big, and just back up a bit and wait it out, dont be aggressive unless it starts approaching you or getting curious, if it does approach, get very loud aggressive, but remember to not make eye contact. With a grizzly, no need to make yourself look big, just keep sidestepping away from it so you can still see it, but can also see where youre walking so you dont trip. Calmly say something like "hey bear" (it doesnt really matter what you say, it doesnt understand our language), only if it starts charging, then you should lay down on your belly, and cover your neck. Only fight back against a black bear if it is attacking you, in that case, grab a rock, and bash that suckers head in. If you have bear spray, spray it the second it starts charging you and its within range, no matter if its a black or grizzly. and dont empty the whole can at once, try to conserve the bear spray.
bear actually scared da shit outta me
I'm surprised that outrunning each other wasn't part of this.
I honestly thought the bear went away and was like “these people are too stupid to eat. I’m going to find a fish that has more brains.”
For anyone wondering porridge is basically just like oatmeal but made with other grains like wheat (cream of wheat) corn (grits), or buckwheat (kasha). It's made basically just like rice with one part grain and two parts water, and can be sweet or savory depending on what you have available or are in the mood for.
It's actually a very quick, easy, and economical meal if you're stuck in nature, poor, or living through the apocalypse.
😁As a Brit I want to stamp me feet and yell "It's only ever oatmeal!!!" But I'll let you off . .... this time .👩🍳
My favorite part about this is that it actually shows that even if you do the right thing, it may not work because bears are wild animals not trained dogs. He chose the right thing by trying to scare the black bear but it still attacked him.
I've seen 'The Revenant'. Things generally don't go well with big hungry bears. Totally expert opinion here.
He didn't make himself big enough fast enough... That's why he got attacked
The struggle to open the bear horn is real
See, this is why you won't see me going camping.
Everything in nature wants to kill you!
well not everyone can be willing AND able help in the case of an emergency.
If only Zach from seat 12c was able and willing to assist in case of an emergency
I literally jumped when the bear charged, best fright I've had in a while.
The ad transition man. That was clean asf
*They've been talking so long and so loudly that I'm convinced there is no bear.*
*Edit: or not.*
I cant stop watching this sponsor
If they had Zach vom Seat 12C with them. He is capable and willing to help in the case of an emergency.
this made me burst out with laughter multiple times haha
"babe, it heard you say porridge"
"okay, one of us play dead and the other be loud and scary, whichever one lives has to finish paying the mortgage"
Wait you don’t know what porridge is? I use to eat it all the time as a kid. Loved the video