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Please don't end up being some pedo or fraud in hindsight. I'm getting tired of unsubscribing from great content channels made by awful people. I really like your flavor of wit and sarcasm. ❤ Don't take that away from me. Be good😅😂
I assume you look at RUclips studio and it's discouraging, but you're honestly one of the top 5. You. Ryan. Caleb, Ozzy Man, ..... Want to say LBG, but he's hit or miss.
@@patrickrobertshaw7020 because it has repeating numbers with the final number being one higher, so as you have to fetch numbers from the left due to 1000000 consisting of zeroes in a base-10 system, you effectively take an extra from each digit save for the last, akin to 100-23=77 being a nice outcome, in comparison to 100-33=67 which is off a digit.
The modern-day tower of babel is the internet! And I will go to my grave 💯 % certain that giving idiots the ability to communicate with each other will be the downfall of civilization. Prove me wrong.......
They translated the vid mid production with lip syncing and translated clothes captions. Is that too difficult if you already have s time traveling machine?
@@GeekNewzI was going to point out that languages become impossible to reconstruct in less than 10k years of evolution, but while nearly all of the internet will probably be lost within a century, just the tiniest portion that is successfully archived for all of human existence would be enough for future linguists to understand English with much more detail than we understand Latin, or even some modern languages like Basque.
Me neither! 😂😂😂😂 Totally agree though. The bugs in that country are freakin alien monsters. Just burn the whole thing. It's the only solution at this point.
Wait. Australia is real? I believe it's a conspiracy theory govts used to cover up their missing funds until the 5000s. Apparently it was discovered fr this time in the early 3500s. One thing to think about, the numbers.. What do they mean?
I'm sure that if the spiders didn't beat them first, Australia would eventually have died of shame after fighting 42,042 Emu Wars and losing all of them to armies of discount ostriches.
@@hackman669 yea, but the school system is obsesed with their own country in every country, so this is a change no matter which country you compare it to
@@meinuser1 he was actually talking about the Turks and Caicos Islands, not Turkey. It's a group of islands in the Caribbean. Funny story about the name, apparently the type of cactus that grows there looks like a Turkish man wearing a fez
@@Tall-Hobbit It was a Serbian/Bosnian student that killed an Austrian Archduke in Sarajevo. Which before the war belonged to Austria, after the war it belonged to Serbia/Yugoslavia and it is currently in modern day Bosnia and Herzegovina
@@WERTYUIO821 okay not sure where you heard from that serbia belonged to austria before world war 1, because all I could find that it used to be economically dependent of austria before king peter. bosnia and herzegowina were annexed by austria and there were tensions before the assassinations for sure but i found no mention of the country of serbia actually belonging to austria before the war.
@@isaacm4159 lol no. Written history coheres very closely with the Biblical record, going back only to about 1800 bc for the most part, with a few debatable examples eg the Chinese going back to the 2100s. Long time spans don't match population dynamics anyway. The population increases by a factor of 1000 every 1-2,000 years, and the only way to keep it stagnant over 100,000 years would be to have exactly two children per couple in perpetuity, or cyclical apocalypses EVERY population doubling period, cutting the population in half. The lowest observed population growth increase in history has been a doubling time of 150 years. The black plague only killed 1/3 of europe, itself only 1/4 of the world population, and only once. Europe's population now is over ten times what it was then, 700 years ago. Wwii only killed 5% of the world population. You would have to have a wwii level total war conflict going on every year for all of human history, or 6 bubonic plagues every century, to keep the population stagnant. There is no evidence of anything like this in ancient records or in archaeology/fossil records. In short, humanity has not been around for more than 10,000 years, and history strongly sippoy it only being around for 4500 years. Take thing YEC pill (btw the earth is a sphere and we landed on the moon)
I love the idea that Switzerland has the power to turn any of their opposition into ash, and the only reason they haven’t done so yet is because they don’t have an opposition.
in reality, they'll probably just sumarized our entire modern human history (from 200.000 years ago up until today) as "the emergence of internet" or something.
@@bramvanduijn8086I don't think there'd be any distinction between Electricity, Industry, and Electronics thousands of years from now - it'd all just be summed up under the umbrella term of the Industrial Revolution. It's only a significant distinction to us, because it's still a comparatively recent development.
Actually that's due to the limits of the laws of physics most of society lives in the virtual space where those laws don't exist, it's like how quantum physics is it's own thing separate from physics while simultaneously existing in concert with normal physics. Now there is virtual physics as well.
@@speedy01247quantum physics is a superset that includes classical physics, you can do every calculation of physics with quantum physics, the results will be more accurate, but who cares about a difference of 0.00001ms in a travel that took 5 hours.
I think the joke is that this phrase defines the pandemic and is what it's memorable for 1,000,000 years later.... not that the pandemic is still happening in the year 1,000,000.
I think the most mesmerizing thing in this sketch is not the fact the guy got all answers right, but the way his friend described everything as if he was there watching it happen.
I asked you to roast Australia in a previous video, so it’s very pleasing to know that my country’s ultimate downfall will be our spiders, as we always knew it would be!
@@andruwgreen2531 Yes but the birds warred with the flies who were then invaded and eaten by some very fat spiders who then started rapidly growing in intelligence to the point where they had to be nuked from the face of the Earth or else humanity would perish outright.
@Dan280974 I can see that. The remnants of human civilization living in giant bubble cities built to protect citizens from the super hot and uninhabitable environment. Of course this means only the richest bloodlines survived. This is in contrast to maybe some people who survive in some of the coldest spaces on the planet, either at really high latitudes or hopefully even the tropics of Antarctica, if that's still inhabitable.
That last one hit deep. I was in grade 10 and left all my books in my locker because I thought it was just going to be two weeks. It lasted months and I couldn't study because I didn't have them. Sad boi vibes ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
If I can remember correctly, in 2020 or 2021 more than 500 000 students dropped out of school (in South Africa) because they couldn't keep up. The school I was in is academic and mechanical engineering based (I don't know what the word in English is, but we had Civil engineering, electric, mechanical, graphical design and IT). We had about 500 students. My grade was 87. I remember they had to split all the classes (we had A,B, and C). Only grade 11 and grade 12 could go to school but had to make turns. The grade 12 on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the 11 on Tuesdays and Thursdays. I also remember that we were writing our June exams but had to stay at home for two weeks, which was great because I had more time to study. Hundreds of small businesses had to close. Our electricity provider (Eskom) is total shit and we have loadshedding every single day. We have at least 6 hours a day without electricity. We get loadshedding three times a day. With Eskom being as shit as it is PLUS COVID even MORE businesses closed. At this point Eskom is so damn pathetic that we sometimes have 12 hours without electricity. All our electronics like fridges break because of the loadshedding. You can have solar panels but then you have to give a portion of the electricity to Eskom. The only good thing they did was legalize smoking weed, probably to calm everyone down.
1:59 for north korea - I would've said that the rocket they were trying to send up was so massive but with all the puny budget spent on that - instead of landing in the ocean - it landed on their country which exploded then and there.
I don't know any historian, but I imagine they have a broad general knowledge and are experts in one or at most a few specific periods within specific context. They probably know how to efficiently find get deeper knowledge on any other period, but I doubt many of them simultaneously know details about WWI nad early Rome
Most knowledge on human history would likely be lost due to civilizations collapsing hundreds (if not thousands) of times over that span of time. That far into the future their only frame of reference for this time period would probably just be some dug up fossilized skeletons in goofy poses holding the mangled remnants of smart phones and they'd never be able to make sense of any of it. We won't be painted in a dignified light, is what I'm trying to say.
We already have over 200000 years of human history to learn (though a lot of it remains unknown because there's no surviving record) - we condense most of it down to the most significant events - usually wars - in history class already. If you had to account for all of human history, even just all that is known and on record, it would already take a ridiculous amount of time to recount and be impossible to memorize. There's no reason to believe the future will be any different.
@@LadyDoomsinger Yeah, well the difference is that all of history from now will be so well documented, as well as there simply being more. The only difference is quantity
@@MyUsersDark Well, unless some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario happens in which such documentation is lost 😁 Also, we *do* in fact have a ridiculous amount of documentation about the past, not just written accounts, but physical evidence, such as archeological digs and artifacts, and such - far more than could reasonably be summed up in a high school or even college history class. And that's not even getting into whatever inferences we can make about the past based on that evidence. There is a reason people study history at university level, you know.
OMG! in 0:22 when he asks how many World wars there were, zach gives the same number he gives in the "Engineering jobs in the future" video, when he says his grandpa faught in it! Multiverse is consistent wtf is this attention to detail!
4:59 he says jesus came back on april 20th in Jerusalem, a place with a lot of jews. Now, i don't know if this was intentional or not, but adolf hitler's birthday is on april 20th
Zach, your RUclips channel is the only skit channel that legitimately never disappoints me. Most other skit creators are hit-or-miss, but you nail it every time.
In the year 1000000 nobody will care anymore about what to us is near future. It's not like we in schools learn about ancient Egypt stuff. There is a timeframe for history that shifts slowly but constantly.
@@MR_ZERO230 We learn how democracy in the Warmia Republic came to an end and how Hit*** Had his rise. Also the invasion of other and countries his ideology. Until the victory over the NaSIiic. And also about the camps. But not about Japan Italy and the others. I only found out later that others besides these two were allied with the 3rd Reich. Which is kind of sad. We don't learn anything about the Allies either. I'm very interested in JP and have always been disappointed that so much comes out of a lot. But when I wrote my exam there was Corona Which is why we only watched documentaries in history. I always got an A in history. And I was very sad that we didn't actually learn anything in history. Everything I know is 90% self-taught. The same with languages like English and Japanese.
Ironically, bringing back Pangea would severely worsen climate change, because maritime shipping is perhaps the most efficient form of shipping in the world. Why do you think landlocked countries are so often destitute?
As someone seeing this from the future, you might not believe it but the US started all wars since WW3. That is until WW1198, after which the Queen of Santeno (former ancient Ethiopia) united every country to defend our planet against the first invasion of confirmed aliens. We were under foreign planet rule until 143 years ago, year 1,000,007; that is after we won the last intergalactic war against planet Co'eur t' Jased. It was primarily thanks to a researcher from the city of Burka (former India) and his colleagues which succeeded in solving the God's equation, leading to the development of lasers that can cut space-time to some extent and which harness dark energy.
We're living in the year 2000 and considered that 4000 years ago already ancient. In the year 1 million we'll probably call that more than just ancient 😂
2:39 I'm curious how such a feat (reforming Pangea) would be achieved if a "realistic" sci-fi movie was made on it 🤔. If it breaks the laws of physics, it's not "realistic", e.g. inventing anti-gravity or using anti-matter without electromagnets.
Oh god what happened to the UK- There was no mention of it that makes me immediately paranoid about what we did to litteraly be removed from the history books
Nah man, I LIKE Pork and Beef in my diet. Now, more than FOUR legs... Well, I guess TECHNICALLY torching cows and pigs is part of that? Just not all at once or with too big a flame:D
Hey Zach. Just want to spay that I really like the way you do sponsors for these videos. They feel much more natural and I don’t have to skip through them because or it. Great videos, with or without ads.
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Bathroom-War was covered in the LGBT-Videos by 'Some More News'.
Please don't end up being some pedo or fraud in hindsight. I'm getting tired of unsubscribing from great content channels made by awful people. I really like your flavor of wit and sarcasm. ❤
Don't take that away from me. Be good😅😂
I assume you look at RUclips studio and it's discouraging, but you're honestly one of the top 5. You. Ryan. Caleb, Ozzy Man, ..... Want to say LBG, but he's hit or miss.
Hi.
"Freedom Has Its Consequences" could be the alternate name for this channel. Glad to see most everything is tidied up 997,976.37 years from now
Australia here...I thought the spiders would get us eventually - but they were in it for the long game!
I didn't get the last one can anyone explain
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That Babbel thing sounds interesting. Can't wait to try it in 997,977 years.
But even with the 60% discount then, it will be really expensive in today dollars....
why is 1000000 - 2023 such an aesthetically pleasing number?
@@patrickrobertshaw7020 because it has repeating numbers with the final number being one higher, so as you have to fetch numbers from the left due to 1000000 consisting of zeroes in a base-10 system, you effectively take an extra from each digit save for the last, akin to 100-23=77 being a nice outcome, in comparison to 100-33=67 which is off a digit.
I would use babble but I can’t. Only 997976 and 23/24th of a year left
The modern-day tower of babel is the internet! And I will go to my grave 💯 % certain that giving idiots the ability to communicate with each other will be the downfall of civilization. Prove me wrong.......
Incredible that people in the year 1 million speaks perfect Ancient English, old things does come back sometimes.
History repeats.
They do it to practice for their Ancient American class. It's like how today people learn Latin
obviously, they used babbel to translate it to ancient english
They translated the vid mid production with lip syncing and translated clothes captions. Is that too difficult if you already have s time traveling machine?
@@GeekNewzI was going to point out that languages become impossible to reconstruct in less than 10k years of evolution, but while nearly all of the internet will probably be lost within a century, just the tiniest portion that is successfully archived for all of human existence would be enough for future linguists to understand English with much more detail than we understand Latin, or even some modern languages like Basque.
Thank you for helping me study for my history final, I wouldn’t have been nearly as prepared without you.
You will ace it
@@boboman1993Definitely, you got this man
Spoiled you the answers for a million years into the future
I failed it:(
Yeah i ordered someone to burn the history from year 2389 to 829310(no need to thank me)
As an Indian time traveller, going bankrupt does hurt a lot
If this was funny,
what about Zee Frank and Some-More-News?
@@slevinchannel7589 wat?
Babel: "This video fits our brand p e r f e c t l y
teach me your ways
I am time
"Spiders" "Yeah we burned that shit down" lol I was not ready.
Hey, Sweden got nuked cause they disrespected the chocolate (ALLEGEDLY) so burning Australia for spiders honestly makes sense.
Me neither! 😂😂😂😂
Totally agree though. The bugs in that country are freakin alien monsters. Just burn the whole thing. It's the only solution at this point.
Wait. Australia is real? I believe it's a conspiracy theory govts used to cover up their missing funds until the 5000s. Apparently it was discovered fr this time in the early 3500s. One thing to think about, the numbers..
What do they mean?
I was 100% expecting it to be the emus
Valid tbh
Kim Jung Quatro has got to be one of the smartest jokes I've ever seen
I liked Kim Jung Diez better. He had this complete vibe to him
Kim Jung tres the best fr
literally just mistaking languages, how is that smart
@@datguy8460
Because:
Kim Jong Un(o)
Kim Jong Quatro
Also It's supposed to be a joke.
@@datguy8460 r/woooosh
"It should be over in 2 weeks." I'm dead
What a way to end it, right? Loved that last joke. 🤣😂🤣
i'm stupid wait 😭is the joke that it's been going on the whole time? idek tbh
@@iwillbrb8723yes
@@iwillbrb8723 Yes
Yeah no shit you’re dead it’s the year 1,000,000
As an Australian, I am surprised it wasn't another Emu War.
I'm sure that if the spiders didn't beat them first, Australia would eventually have died of shame after fighting 42,042 Emu Wars and losing all of them to armies of discount ostriches.
They tried nuking the emus during Emu War 13,895 and the radiation weakened them and strengthened the spiders
If he made a skit of this you'd never be able to convince anyone it actually happened ever again!
The emus were pacifists in that war though
Especially since after enough wars, those things would learn to shoot back.
Considering that Babbel still exists in the year 1,000,000, I think it might be a good idea to start investing in them.
That what they thought the first time, but then it all collapsed and divine punishment and stuff
The idea that the leaders of Switzerland and Sweden weren't already gifted polyglots is where this skit falls down.
He had to fit in the sponsor somewhere.......
polyglots, hey that's a new word for me. thanks.
I suppose it would be more believable if the country being translated to was the US :P
Yeah but that was nearly a million years ago
i am offended
The witch's stairs is where your mom falls down.
"Tell me about the 2020 covid pandemic."
"It should be over in two weeks."
I'm dead 😂🤣😂
Bruh
1 million years later - they still are battling it. They think it'll be over in 2 weeks for them.
"How many world wars have there been?"
"15432."
"And what caused them?"
"Germany."
🤣🤣🤣🤣 Darn those pesky Germans...
Bathroom-War was covered in the LGBT-Videos by 'Some More News'.
@@loturzelrestaurantyeah but thank God that war isn't on a world scale just yet.
@@Drag0nvil dunno how long that'll last with these sorts of conservatives in the US
@@noveled_1DW these are all just first world country shenanigans
2nd and 3rd world countries don't have time for that bs
We're giving them ONE more chance, we mean it this time!
I'm not surprised the education system hasn't changed in one million years.
They are studding about other countries
So this cannot be America then. Since most Yankee institutions are obsessed with themselves@@GeekNewz
@@hackman669 Wrong, America speaks less truths in its schools about itself than any other nation. The most accurate it gets is....France...
@@hackman669 yea, but the school system is obsesed with their own country in every country, so this is a change no matter which country you compare it to
A wild MTG player appears?!
1:22 _"Alright, ancient Romania?"_
_"- Andrew Tate died."_
😂😂
This had me dead because it ment that history repeatedly had Andrew Tate appear just to die again
i think we would be in fact better without him
Soo, Germany and Turkey are the only still existing country from today ...
Impressive
He said ANCIENT United States so there is likely still an United States of America
@@supremegodemperorderpfestor
Could be, but didn´t everyone get conquered by the turk empire
@@supremegodemperorderpfestor The only United States I know is ISIS
@@meinuser1 ancient greece was conquered by the romans but greece is still here today
@@meinuser1 he was actually talking about the Turks and Caicos Islands, not Turkey. It's a group of islands in the Caribbean. Funny story about the name, apparently the type of cactus that grows there looks like a Turkish man wearing a fez
I wanna see you write a history book of this timeline you've created.
Writing a history book about a million years is a lot to ask for.. would be funny though
The fact that he defined Germany through Schnitzel really hurt my Austrian soul
I mean, you're right.
After all, technically speaking, both world wars were started in Austria
So it is Austria which caused all 15.000 of them
@@BowlofColdSoupone was started in Austria, the other was started in Germany by an Austrian
@@BowlofColdSoupthe first one started in serbia no?
@@Tall-Hobbit
It was a Serbian/Bosnian student that killed an Austrian Archduke in Sarajevo. Which before the war belonged to Austria, after the war it belonged to Serbia/Yugoslavia and it is currently in modern day Bosnia and Herzegovina
@@WERTYUIO821 okay not sure where you heard from that serbia belonged to austria before world war 1, because all I could find that it used to be economically dependent of austria before king peter. bosnia and herzegowina were annexed by austria and there were tensions before the assassinations for sure but i found no mention of the country of serbia actually belonging to austria before the war.
The fact that Zach thinks humanity can make it past the year 10,000 (that's a generous guess) is pretty wholesome due to his optimism in our species.
Especially since 10,000 is when you're nearly at full dyson anyway
I think humanity will survive well past the year 10,000 if we play our cards right
We've already made it 200,000 another 8,000 is nothing.
@@isaacm4159 lol no. Written history coheres very closely with the Biblical record, going back only to about 1800 bc for the most part, with a few debatable examples eg the Chinese going back to the 2100s. Long time spans don't match population dynamics anyway. The population increases by a factor of 1000 every 1-2,000 years, and the only way to keep it stagnant over 100,000 years would be to have exactly two children per couple in perpetuity, or cyclical apocalypses EVERY population doubling period, cutting the population in half. The lowest observed population growth increase in history has been a doubling time of 150 years. The black plague only killed 1/3 of europe, itself only 1/4 of the world population, and only once. Europe's population now is over ten times what it was then, 700 years ago. Wwii only killed 5% of the world population. You would have to have a wwii level total war conflict going on every year for all of human history, or 6 bubonic plagues every century, to keep the population stagnant. There is no evidence of anything like this in ancient records or in archaeology/fossil records. In short, humanity has not been around for more than 10,000 years, and history strongly sippoy it only being around for 4500 years. Take thing YEC pill (btw the earth is a sphere and we landed on the moon)
@@nevogal4861you poor poor soul😢 climate change will hit its irreversable point in about 2030
I love the idea that Switzerland has the power to turn any of their opposition into ash, and the only reason they haven’t done so yet is because they don’t have an opposition.
baba is you holy shit
in reality, they'll probably just sumarized our entire modern human history (from 200.000 years ago up until today) as "the emergence of internet" or something.
-12 000 Agriculture.
1800 Electricity.
1900 Industry.
2000 Electronics.
2050 mass extinction event.
20 000 end of dark ages.
@@bramvanduijn8086 2050 is too early, i'd say around 2250 is more likely
@@bramvanduijn808631 000 😨
@@bramvanduijn8086I don't think there'd be any distinction between Electricity, Industry, and Electronics thousands of years from now - it'd all just be summed up under the umbrella term of the Industrial Revolution. It's only a significant distinction to us, because it's still a comparatively recent development.
As a Taiwanese, I would love the idea of rock paper scissor deciding our independence
Germany also has really good chocolates, so I'd say the wars were worth it
Agreed, Id even go as far to say it's better than Swiss chocolate
@@yourlocaltransgirl someone is about to get nuked by the Swiss.
@@yourlocaltransgirlyou finna get nuked like sweden bro dont say that lol
your profile picture almost looked like the new X logo for what used to be Twitter until I looked closer
I like Swiss cheese
The Pearl Harbor part was hilarious 😂😂😂
interesting how there are no technological advancements in the next 997,977 years
why the actual fu#$ are we still using paper in the year 1 000 000!
Actually that's due to the limits of the laws of physics most of society lives in the virtual space where those laws don't exist, it's like how quantum physics is it's own thing separate from physics while simultaneously existing in concert with normal physics. Now there is virtual physics as well.
@@speedy01247quantum physics is a superset that includes classical physics, you can do every calculation of physics with quantum physics, the results will be more accurate, but who cares about a difference of 0.00001ms in a travel that took 5 hours.
I mean... it's not THAT surprising when you think of it tbh...
Well there were fifteen thousand world wars
The transition between so many of his ads and scenes are so smooth
"It should be over in 2 weeks."
1,000,000 years later...!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Yeah, I believe it. 😅
I think the joke is that this phrase defines the pandemic and is what it's memorable for 1,000,000 years later.... not that the pandemic is still happening in the year 1,000,000.
@@johnnyvivic8730 or is it
For all the talk of history repeating, all of these empires ended on quite different notes... :D
But all ended😮
@@sydneypascal9370🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠
I think the most mesmerizing thing in this sketch is not the fact the guy got all answers right, but the way his friend described everything as if he was there watching it happen.
"It should be over in two weeks" damn that's a good one
I’ve been waiting 1,000,000 years for this
I asked you to roast Australia in a previous video, so it’s very pleasing to know that my country’s ultimate downfall will be our spiders, as we always knew it would be!
Australia is like a separate world. You guys have some weird animals going around, especially spider season.
Didn’t y’all lose to birds tho?
@@andruwgreen2531 Yes but the birds warred with the flies who were then invaded and eaten by some very fat spiders who then started rapidly growing in intelligence to the point where they had to be nuked from the face of the Earth or else humanity would perish outright.
@@andruwgreen2531To be fair, they were pretty big birds.
This makes me realize how lucky I am to be born in the 2000's instead of the 20,000's😂😂😂
I feel bad for the students who will study our lives
If humanity would still exist💀
@@Dr._Bo it probably will
@@Dan280974It won't. There is a meteor headed for Earth in the next 14,000 years.
ICE CREAM! YUM! YUM! LICK! LICK! *laughing*
@Dan280974 I can see that. The remnants of human civilization living in giant bubble cities built to protect citizens from the super hot and uninhabitable environment. Of course this means only the richest bloodlines survived. This is in contrast to maybe some people who survive in some of the coldest spaces on the planet, either at really high latitudes or hopefully even the tropics of Antarctica, if that's still inhabitable.
Love your content keep up the great work
The writing in these is always so incredible. It's seriously impressive.
As a German I can approve of really good Schnitzel - we do have those 😊😊😊
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That last one hit deep. I was in grade 10 and left all my books in my locker because I thought it was just going to be two weeks. It lasted months and I couldn't study because I didn't have them.
Sad boi vibes ༎ຶ‿༎ຶ
Yeah, it basically took away a good quarter of my high school time. Canada took so long to get back to 'normal'.
Feels bad for the Chinese, they were the last country other than North Korea to reopen and ended up being pointless due to a recession there
I was in 11th grade, and I remember that my school left for Spring Break and literally never came back.
If I can remember correctly, in 2020 or 2021 more than 500 000 students dropped out of school (in South Africa) because they couldn't keep up. The school I was in is academic and mechanical engineering based (I don't know what the word in English is, but we had Civil engineering, electric, mechanical, graphical design and IT). We had about 500 students. My grade was 87. I remember they had to split all the classes (we had A,B, and C). Only grade 11 and grade 12 could go to school but had to make turns. The grade 12 on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, the 11 on Tuesdays and Thursdays.
I also remember that we were writing our June exams but had to stay at home for two weeks, which was great because I had more time to study.
Hundreds of small businesses had to close. Our electricity provider (Eskom) is total shit and we have loadshedding every single day. We have at least 6 hours a day without electricity. We get loadshedding three times a day. With Eskom being as shit as it is PLUS COVID even MORE businesses closed.
At this point Eskom is so damn pathetic that we sometimes have 12 hours without electricity. All our electronics like fridges break because of the loadshedding. You can have solar panels but then you have to give a portion of the electricity to Eskom.
The only good thing they did was legalize smoking weed, probably to calm everyone down.
I also remember our one teacher that took a photo of our grade and said that she wants to remember us if anyone dies. We love her tho.
1:59 for north korea - I would've said that the rocket they were trying to send up was so massive but with all the puny budget spent on that - instead of landing in the ocean - it landed on their country which exploded then and there.
Honestly, I never thought about things becoming like this. Those poor future students who want to become historians will have so much to memorize.
I don't know any historian, but I imagine they have a broad general knowledge and are experts in one or at most a few specific periods within specific context. They probably know how to efficiently find get deeper knowledge on any other period, but I doubt many of them simultaneously know details about WWI nad early Rome
Most knowledge on human history would likely be lost due to civilizations collapsing hundreds (if not thousands) of times over that span of time. That far into the future their only frame of reference for this time period would probably just be some dug up fossilized skeletons in goofy poses holding the mangled remnants of smart phones and they'd never be able to make sense of any of it. We won't be painted in a dignified light, is what I'm trying to say.
We already have over 200000 years of human history to learn (though a lot of it remains unknown because there's no surviving record) - we condense most of it down to the most significant events - usually wars - in history class already. If you had to account for all of human history, even just all that is known and on record, it would already take a ridiculous amount of time to recount and be impossible to memorize. There's no reason to believe the future will be any different.
@@LadyDoomsinger Yeah, well the difference is that all of history from now will be so well documented, as well as there simply being more. The only difference is quantity
@@MyUsersDark Well, unless some kind of post-apocalyptic scenario happens in which such documentation is lost 😁
Also, we *do* in fact have a ridiculous amount of documentation about the past, not just written accounts, but physical evidence, such as archeological digs and artifacts, and such - far more than could reasonably be summed up in a high school or even college history class. And that's not even getting into whatever inferences we can make about the past based on that evidence. There is a reason people study history at university level, you know.
its always funny seeing people try speaking swedish, great vid.
OMG! in 0:22 when he asks how many World wars there were, zach gives the same number he gives in the "Engineering jobs in the future" video, when he says his grandpa faught in it! Multiverse is consistent wtf is this attention to detail!
Textbooks in the year 1,000,000 is very futuristic
Hilarious segue to Babble! Also, Winnie the Pooh will chase you down, Zach, for showing that Taiwan will be free in 747,977 years.
ok but the "Kim Jong Quatro" pun was absolutely hilarious
4:59 he says jesus came back on april 20th in Jerusalem, a place with a lot of jews. Now, i don't know if this was intentional or not, but adolf hitler's birthday is on april 20th
420 means weed
@@KcFish09 cool, more meaning to it.
But still, I'm wondering if he knew about hitler's birthday when writing that joke
honestly schnitzel is fucking good
and swiss chocolate also slaps
I died at "Kim Jong Quattro".
“what caused them?”
“germany”
hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂
So proud of us Serbs starting that first one🎉
Zach, your RUclips channel is the only skit channel that legitimately never disappoints me. Most other skit creators are hit-or-miss, but you nail it every time.
I think Caleb City always hits
@@nickronca1562 truuuu
@@nickronca1562 He's the OG
in the year 692137 poland launched the whole country into space thus ending the "poland can't into space" meme
6:05 “if you hear good news, keep it to your F**ing self” 😂😂😂😂😂
I wish this was made into a Year 1,000,000 series
0:34 my Romanian dad makes schnitzel occasionally and I can confirm this is true
In the year 1000000 nobody will care anymore about what to us is near future. It's not like we in schools learn about ancient Egypt stuff.
There is a timeframe for history that shifts slowly but constantly.
As a German, the first one hurt 😂 but we probably deserved that
The first was also not really your fault
@@GeekNewzneither was the second one as the silly mustache man was from Austria so by technicality it was Austria both times
@@GeekNewz Germany didn't start the first one. Austria did.
@@BruceWayne-us3kw as I said. The first is not really their fault
@@GeekNewz Germany's mistake was thinking "Swiggity swooty, while they are distracted we will steal their land and booty"
"How many world wars have there been?"
"15432."
"And what caused them?"
"Germany."
as a german i found that really funny
As a German how do u learn about ww2
@@MR_ZERO230 We learn how democracy in the Warmia Republic came to an end and how Hit*** Had his rise. Also the invasion of other and countries his ideology. Until the victory over the NaSIiic. And also about the camps. But not about Japan Italy and the others. I only found out later that others besides these two were allied with the 3rd Reich. Which is kind of sad. We don't learn anything about the Allies either. I'm very interested in JP and have always been disappointed that so much comes out of a lot. But when I wrote my exam there was Corona Which is why we only watched documentaries in history. I always got an A in history. And I was very sad that we didn't actually learn anything in history. Everything I know is 90% self-taught. The same with languages like English and Japanese.
“&airplane emissions, & then we were all Gucci after that” is my favorite line in cinezactic history
Swedish: "It's just a prank"
Switzerland: This calls for a 2001 incident but bigger 🗿
Bro had the nicest friend helping him study, that friend is gonna be the real reason he passes this test
Ironically, bringing back Pangea would severely worsen climate change, because maritime shipping is perhaps the most efficient form of shipping in the world. Why do you think landlocked countries are so often destitute?
Glad to hear that Germany still exists in the year 1.000.000 even if it's just for austrias food.
As someone seeing this from the future, you might not believe it but the US started all wars since WW3. That is until WW1198, after which the Queen of Santeno (former ancient Ethiopia) united every country to defend our planet against the first invasion of confirmed aliens. We were under foreign planet rule until 143 years ago, year 1,000,007; that is after we won the last intergalactic war against planet Co'eur t' Jased. It was primarily thanks to a researcher from the city of Burka (former India) and his colleagues which succeeded in solving the God's equation, leading to the development of lasers that can cut space-time to some extent and which harness dark energy.
0:40 Religion.
They are fell due Religion.
...And politics.
Not religion. The ppl who run the religion
that iran joke was actually pretty accurate ngl
Beautiful closing line!
And great video.
3:23 “that’s why theres no more Sweden” that actually perfectly describes the Swiss’s power levels, and you can’t tell me I’m wrong
switzerland could never
Not until you say their chocolate is ass they couldn’t
If humanity survives this long I feel this could be pretty accurate seeing how advanced our system of documentation is.
Do the history classes then remember the ancient musical classic "Go Jesus, it's your birthday" as composed by Pilate and the Boyz?
As a history nerd I simply love this.
The Japanese American war had me dying! Best part of the whole video
The one about France and the age of retirement was EPIC 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“You’re hungry but……. That view.”
How I feel living in Venice Beach.
SMOOTH AF TRANSITION INTO THAT BABBEL ADVERTISEMENT! lol
As an Iranian the one about ancient Iran made me laugh so hard. Its kinda accurate honestly..
2:59 Thats not the funniest war. The funniest war is Australia vs Emu's
Yep
2:25 I would've answered - because it killed us all first. Then it reversed itself - so the planet itself wouldn't be destroyed.
We're living in the year 2000 and considered that 4000 years ago already ancient. In the year 1 million we'll probably call that more than just ancient 😂
SUPER ANCESTRAL CORRELATION OF LOST KNOWLEDGE MIGHTY TRANSITIONAL MEGAAINCENT.is probably the term😂
Primal
I love how the student studying is like “I’ll never know all this” and then he continues to know the answer to every question in full detail
2:39 I'm curious how such a feat (reforming Pangea) would be achieved if a "realistic" sci-fi movie was made on it 🤔. If it breaks the laws of physics, it's not "realistic", e.g. inventing anti-gravity or using anti-matter without electromagnets.
Its funny cause one day this video will be a million years old. Its crazy to think about
As a german I can confirm that we will be the reason for all fututr world wars, but will be forgiven due to schnitzel being too fkn delicious
As a person who is living through present day we have a lot coming
It's a shame how accurate this is.
This is literally the only channel that I actually watch the ads instead of fast forwarding
The least realistic part of this is the idea that Switzerland and Sweden need translators
0:17
as a German, I love this XD
As a Mormon, that Mormon Crusades one was funny. 😂
5000 years after we secured the holy land of Missouri, we retrofitted the New Zion temple into a spaceship and then relocated to colonies on Kolob.
Ancient Maldives?
“The whole country sank under water like a million years ago”
that pearl habour thing really would be a genius move 😂
Oh god what happened to the UK- There was no mention of it that makes me immediately paranoid about what we did to litteraly be removed from the history books
3:39, that translator must be Sam O'nella
I don't even have a specific quote from this it was all around hilarious
Pulling all the continents together might be the best dumb idea ever
By the time the year 1000000 rolls by we will be seen as prehistoric to them
As an Australian I can confirm nothing bad would come from torching everything with more than 2 legs
Nah man, I LIKE Pork and Beef in my diet. Now, more than FOUR legs...
Well, I guess TECHNICALLY torching cows and pigs is part of that? Just not all at once or with too big a flame:D
now we need a history class in 1000000bc, your dinner last night was the biggest history fact
Hey Zach. Just want to spay that I really like the way you do sponsors for these videos. They feel much more natural and I don’t have to skip through them because or it. Great videos, with or without ads.