When you're stuck in a zombie movie as the logical one
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Let's be honest. The "I'm not a zombie" guy and "he's not a zombie" guy both deserve to be locked in the same room and abandoned
@Simulating - The games on...
@@farrankhawaja9856 It seems like it creates more problems than it solves.
@@ButWhyMe... it’s almost 10 steps away
@@americansoviet9908 seems excessive
what does being abandoned represent? A sense of security? Positive or negative?
This is so unrealistic...
There is never a logical one in a zombie movie.
69 like rn
@Allergy o no
True, if covid showed us anything is that this guy was way to smart. Where is zombie apocalypse is not real guy.
Clementine
#Facts or horror movies. 🤦🤷😂
If the zombie was after brains, the dude in white was never in danger. It really was “totally fine” for him
Yeah, I think the zombies already took his brain
@Tyler Groover All of the necrophilics are probably zombies by day 2.
@Tyler Groover ah shiiiiiiit
@Tyler Groover Simple; it's because they try to fuck a zombie and get eaten
Ahhhh, that’s why no there are no logical people in zombie movies.
Wow that make up on the zombie bite was so fricking realistic it's nice seeing your budget increase
Plot twist: it's a real baby zombie bite
i exactly thought the same thing!! He is really got bigger! How much did that cost!! :D
The cartoon version.
That was no budget increase.
He just visited California and a crackhead jumped and bit him
Yeah, it’s crazy how he still has less than a million subscribers though!
When he said 6 x 8 was 56 with so much confidence I almost didn’t even question if he was wrong
Well, I know who NOT to bunker up with in case of Z-day.
I'm so bad at mental arithmetic, I just took his word for granted.
Felt bamboozled after haha
I knew it was wrong right away but second guessed myself for a moment because of how confidently he said it.
That's 7 X 8. 6 X 8 is 48
I kind of just vaguely thought it sounded wrong.
And then when the main character shoot the infected, there will always be that one girl who will start sobbing and crying while leaning into someone chest for comfort, and then the buff guy will get all mad like "Why did you kill him!?...You monster". AND THEN, everyone starts having trust issue with the Main character for SAVING THEIR LIVES, which would lead to many stupid problems in the future.
Not always but yeah
Yup
i always roll my eyes at that. it's cheap
That's really stupid. Why would anyone be mad at someone who saved their lives and ruined a little girl's childhood in a ruined world? It doesn't make any sense
PLOT TWIST:
The little girl is the one mercilessly shooting everyone while all the buff side characters watch in horror.
Honestly the moment you shot the guy while the other guy was waiting for the transformation to complete was probably the most satisfying moment in all your videos. Sometimes it's cathartic to see dumbasses not be given the time of day.
How do I become smart like you? I don't think I am dumb... but also find it so hard to rate and distinguish between the smart and dumb.
@@TheDunnDusted
>< I hear you I've been watching Zach Star Himself for a long time. I personally have morning brew linked myself!! All the witty ads lol
Good one, >< friend.
I somehow expected him to have shot white shirt guy tbh
O.o scary..
@@Ganghamstelty if your not being sarcastic i would suggest learning good principles like “nothing comes for free”
A wise man once said “You don’t have to be smarter than them in a zombie apocalypse, you just have to be able to outrun them.”
more like out walk them
I believe the quote you are referencing is "you don't have to be faster than the dragon, you just need to be fast enough to outrun everyone else"
@@diamondly6250 or outcrawl them.
Is this like the signs, the bears, and the (slower)co-worker?
Tom Cruise: Hold my beer
The good thing about everyone else being stupid is that when the time comes it would be easier to leave them behind as a distraction for the zombies.
Bad thing is more zombies later on though
But if the zombies want brains they'll just ignore them tho
@@IamClipsus So true 😂😂😂
@@silverhand861 They would probably get an IQ boost from being turned into zombies.
Scary… 😳😰
I think it would've been a good twist when blue shirt guy came in, he would've revealed there was a cure, making it look like the logical guy was the one in the wrong for shooting him, instead of waiting it out like everyone else.
See, that was what I expected, but honestly, I should learn to not expect anything from these, other than them being hilarious.
But that would just validate the blatant dumbassery of the negligently illogical characters! We can't have that!
The logical guy would still be in the right tho. You don't just wait it out to see if someone miraculously comes back from the dead and hands over a magical cure. You wouldn't wait to evacuate a city because there *might* be a bomb squad coming
I was expecting that
@knoed Its a joke your are making right? You understood the "come back from the dead" was that they all thought he was dead and then he wasn't not actual ressurection right?
Man that just reminds me how often zombie horror movies rely on characters being suicidally stupid.
28 Days Later, the zombie apocalypse starts because of idiots releasing obviously rabid monkeys.
28 Weeks Later, the US had everything under control until a family of higher brain functions deficients decided to break quarantine. 😹
you forgot the soldiers especially tasked with confining the virus being blatantly stupid and incompetent
You say that, but we've just had real world proof of what happens when a global pandemic happens, and the reactions people have.
Yeah....28 weeks later isn't that far of a stretch. We were told "Hey, if you get this disease it could literally kill you. We don't know a ton about it yet but we know that it is easy to pass around and has caused deaths" and like 30% of Americans went "Muh rytes, y'all can't be makin me and my kin wear no maysks or stay inside!"....and then we ended up with over a million people dead in the US alone.
Florida represent.. :D
The Walking Dead: there's hordes of zombies walking around, so instead of camping on the roof of a building or something, let's just camp in this RANDOM GODDAMN FIELD with no protection of any kind.
Oh, and since there's a shortage of fuel, let's drive around in a broken gas guzzler from the '70s instead of taking one of the literally thousands of more efficient vehicles abandoned all around us.
One of the most Annoying things in a zombie movie is that the government says “Oh, there is a apocalypse, let’s send one tank and if that doesn’t work let’s burn the capital and sacrifice ourselves.” Most zombies movies take place in the US, the strongest military in the world, and they do nothing. It would be a good story seeing a zombie show/movie actually have smart characters, and have some government help. Having a good ending to a zombie movie would be new and exciting. Unlike the stupid doomed walking dead people, who have been doing nothing for the last 9 Season.
You have to tell the government that the zombies are unarmed foreign countries with crude oil in their stomachs or something. Should work after that
A series called the strain has something like this but it shows the goverment is corrupted and manipulated by a billionare who pays of officials and uses his influence to make it so that the goverment cant react effectively.
If US was to be under a zombie apocalypse
They would prolly send 200 tanks, 200 helicopters, and some Bombs(not those which blows up cities, those are Nuclear, that's even illegal I guess but they still choose to do a international level crime but not send helicopters)
@@therealslimshady6763 "and some nukes, not those which blows up cities, those are fucking atomic or even nuclear" you do realise nukes ARE atom bombs/ nuclear missles right?
@@covans1255 I didn't research about it
I meant small bombs
I thought nuke was a better term
So I just write it
I love how in zombie movies the person's 1st instinct is to hide the fact that they've been bitten. Like not telling anyone changes the fact that they're gonna die anyway
TBF, that makes sense as an actual symptom of the disease. a Z plague that starts off by altering its hosts mentality such that they're more likely to hide their bites would tend to spread better than one that didn't.
We all die eventually, most people still try to live a little longer if they can
Its not just movies in games as well people hide it
In real life Florida they brought coronavirus infection numbers 'down' by not reporting them anymore.
@natma relnam I mean based on how it works, if you get bit it's like getting stabbed with a poison needle and injected, it will kill you
That game happening in the middle of a zombie apocalypse must be very important.
I bet someone recorded a bunch of old games and are broadcasting via a home radio replays.
It's shown that "The Game" is just Angry Birds.
plot twist, he's playing project zomboid
Could there be any game MORE important than the Yankees versus the Zombies? I say no.
It would be awesome for you to make a whole zombie universe with multiple characters, plot points, and locations.
Nothing too complicated, just simple shit that create funny skits.
The fact that he hearted this comment makes me hopeful
glorious franchise that'd be better than 1,000 people production and 10,000,000 dollars budget full show\film
I second this!
The "Okay, we lost our first safe base because of stupid easily avoided behavior. We are now in another safe location. What are we gonna do differently?"
“Because it takes a few minutes for the transformation into a zombie to occur”
Me: hastily checks video time
69th like nice
Honestly I’m waiting for a zombie movie with actual good writing. Movies now feel empty due to this problem, survivors put themselves in precarious scenario for seeming the dumbest reasonings and act surprised when things go bad. I want a movie where the protagonists do everything right and still fail to some degree. It’s a lot more appealing when the people you’re watching aren’t already brain dead, zombies want people with brains so it kinda breaks the immersion
@@HazbinCovenWitch I literally just got done with that series. Sorry but the characters in that are braindead as well to the point I had to scream in frustration. Just because they're Korean doesn't make it better.
The only realistic way I can think a zombie outbreak can topple civilization (as in, send us back to stone age or even destroy our species. It doesn't take much to collapse our current globalized world, but that would only send us back a century or so. Catastrophic but not apocalyptic) is a pandemic.
Bio zombies, even if they're mutants with super strength, don't stand a chance against modern military. Only if they massively outnumber us due to the virus spreading way too far and too fast so not even lockdowns can contain it.
The other possible path is an intelligent strand that acts as a swarm and can beat us at our own game. I think that's the most terrifying kind of zombie.
@@moteroargentino7944 that’s exactly what I want, something so aggressive and pathogenic its doesn’t require the faults of shitty writing for things to go bad. It’s man against nature and nature is pissed. Obviously make it make sense(to a degree), such as a pathogen like the flu evolved. Something so basic and universal we’ve all bumped into it once so it takes out the majority of humanity instantaneously making it unfair for humans from the start. In most movies the military seems brain dead, I wanna see smart military tactics still fail due to numbers, brute strength, anything other than “oops one got in so we all died in our sleep”
@@Johnnyyoo1 you mean like exactly what happens in all zombie media? When has any group ever died to a single zombie? Its always a hoard
@@jamieadams2589 and they die due to the dumbest choice in human history. I can’t name one at the top of my head but I guarantee I can watch any zombie movie of choice and there would be something dumb asf happening. There a few exceptions but not many
A zombie apocalypse with WiFi seems like an awesome idea for a novel. Like a society that managed to survive a zombie apocalypse but hasn't developed a cure, and zombies are so difficult to contain that everyone just kinda got use to doing their groceries with a glock in hand.
Shawn of the Dead.
So Dying Light 2 pretty much?
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena yup
Every majority black city in the US
I heard Max Brooks (author of WWZ) say once "Just one zombie isn't dangerous, you can eat a sandwich and walk around a zombie"
Says something logical and not hard to accomplish.
"Seems like it would cause more problems than it would solve."
I've actually had this frustrating conversation with someone before.
Me too. Some people have pea brains.
It is physically impossible to underestimate people's intelligence
ah.. that SOMEONE 🤣
He already fails as the logical one because there is no way in hell anyone is coming to save them.
2:57
Really depends on the situation. Especially if it's a new outbreak. Rescue efforts could be in the middle of preparation and just days away. A literal zombie apocalypse, where governments everywhere has broken down is a different story.
Regardless, finding and staying in a secure position is wise for the short term. At least until you get more info.
@@anxiousearth680 it depends, if you can get out to somewhere less urban before the rush, you do so. This is admittedly hard to gauge, so you need to develop a sense for when its not a bad idea to go on a camping trip with the family. The same goes for gathering supplies, buying guns, etc. If you can get it before the rush, it's worth doing.
But if you can't, for whatever reason, you're better off letting the rush burn itself out. Though, you don't want to wait until you HAVE to leave. Because you need to maintain enough supplies to live on for awhile. The nearby stores will be mostly wiped out in the first few days, and most of the perishable goods will go bad within the first few weeks.
If you're in a city, you'll want to get out the moment there isn't a chaotic crowd of people willing to murder you for what's in your backpack. Without the infrastructure to support them, big cities get bad real quick.
Understood. But if it’s not recent and this has been life for months, then yeah. Ain’t nobody saving them
Unless it’s the very start they could be saved but then getting saved by the military would be worse depending on the virus
High population and if it’s like twd virus ur already ded
@@Rumym8 If it is a virus, you are only slightly dead, and once you can't feed, in 3 days the zombie will collapse and die due to lack of water. The rule of 3. An average person can go 3 weeks without food, 3 days without water, and 3 minutes without oxygen.
Also, due to the body literally rotting while alive, the muscles will only have the energy in them before turning into 'undead'. This means a zombie will only be able to walk about a mile tops before becoming completely immobile. Breaking through a door or such will use up so much energy they wouldn't be able to actually catch someone after getting through.
Even more, most virus types are not very communicable between species, wildlife would kill them. Let us not forget the guns most Americans have. A zombie apocalypse could take out all of NYC and it would still be stopped cold at the city edges outside the suburbs. A zombie cannot heal, shuffling around, falling over, breaking fingers, toes. and such...body parts will fall off or become useless quickly. Run out of zombies long before bullets.
Is it winter? The zombies will freeze solid and die permanently in under a day, they have no internal heat and their friction heat from movement won't last or be warm enough to prevent freezing solid. Is it summer? They have no cooling mechanism or healing capability, they will literally cook their muscles and fall apart as the body heats up and loosens up, literally losing pieces of themselves through the day.
A zombie will remain 'alive' at best 3 days, but only have enough energy saved in their muscles to remain active for half a day tops.
Zombies completely and totally fail as a threat entirely to anyone that understand biology. Unless it is created through magic, biologically there is zero ways a zombie could be a threat.
So how did you get through the Zombie Apocalypse?
"Clear communication and honesty, for the most part."
The hell do they mean "Theres no wifi"? Wouldn't the entire power grid be done in a matter of hours? 😂
but...the games on
Mamy power plants automated and probably would work fine until the fuel would run out.
@@DarknessLPs that’s a good point
@@kalinaszek Good point.
you're using too much logic there mate
"He's not a zombie" guy was safe all along though, zombie want brains
Remember, if you want to live longer, throw the "he's not a zombie" guy first into a horde of zombies and then begin your journey.
This honestly feels like an inevitable situation that's going to happen for sure at work, and you're trying your best to explain why it's going to happen and how to avoid it, but your boss just doesn't want to hear it until it all blows up in his face, then all of a sudden you're the bad guy for not being more optimistic, and you're only recourse is to start looking for another job.
I've gotten marked down on my appraisals for that - 'Not influential enough'.
@@randeknight Despite your ignored suggestions I'm sure. It really is highschool unbound in the workplace. If you're not back-stabbing scum, then the only way to survive is to learn extremely unique and necessary skills for the company and *NEVER* share all those skills with others. It may be less efficient, but look for excuses not to share your hard-earned skills or they will replace you inevitably.
Fuck this just gave me vietnam PTSD flashbacks from my old job, I was an IT tech trying to explain a technical problem to my boss was who tech illiterate only for him to demand I do it his way, it inevitably not working, and him getting angry anyway.
I used to belive that movie- and bookwriters where not realistic about what would happen in such a situation, and that there was no way people would be THAT stupid.
After Covid, I think they all have been pretty accurate.....
Ah yes I remember having to shoot my grandmother because she turned into a covid zombie
realistic*
accurate*
I'm just trying to help!
@@GardenChess thx
Expectation: survival
Reality: Hoarding toilet paper and drinking bleach.
Lol, Covid didn't make people eat eachother. Also, like 50% of people were asymptomatic. But hoarding cheap water and toilet paper was pretty stupid😂🤣
I honestly would like to see a short film about a totally logical and intelligent group in a zombie scenario. I don't think the concept would be able to carry a full length movie but it would be cool to see what someone can come up with.
If I remember correctly, Train to Busan wasn't the worst. There was one moment of stupidity I remember but it was just one person overwhelmed with grief, looking at and letting in her zombie loved ones. There was plenty of actual thinking amd strategy as well.
as far as how it'd carry a full length movie...thats as simple as making zombies an actual threat to intelligent, thinking people. for example, the zombies like in world war Z were an actual, potential, threat due to their speed/ferocity. using that you can have stakes while still having the protagonists act intelligently. sometimes you just get ambushed and there's not much you can do...
@@sillyking1991 Resident evil works decently (games) due to the even being isolated and some of the zombies being superpowered mutants.
@@kingol4801 and their typically being a reason the heroes *need* to go to the heavily infested area. yeah.
@@kingol4801 Let's not forget the fact that in the actual games Zombies are pretty much not a thing anymore and the population of people are fine minus terrorists getting their hands on the Virus'es which is why you have the BSAA and Neo Umbrella to combat that threat granted in 7 the end showed that the BSAA are using Bio weapons as troops so they became corrupted.
But yeah like you said definitely isolated events even if they do make fun of Chris for actually punching a boulder which was a funny call back
Let's all take a moment to appreciate those hard working athletes willing to play in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Yeah, being the logical one in a movie must be a torture XD.
Especially in a Zombie Movie.
If you think about it logically, if the Zombies come with a Scientific Explanation, then they themselves are no threat. Simply wait inside your home until they collapse. What you have to be careful about is getting infected through other means, like insects or water.
So, if you are in a Zombie Apocalipsis, simply wait it out. You chilling at home with some food will last longer than the Zombie constantly moving outside in search of prey. They may be Zombies, but they won't move for long without recharging in some way.
If the Zombies are Fantastical... Well, you are utterly doomed no matter what you do XD. How could you fight them when at any moment one could sprout wings or take walls down? XD
Not to mention the fact that IF they are truly walking *dead*, then all you really need to do is wait for the majority of them to rot away. Once their numbers are down, snipe off the rest.
The government would just need to enforce lockdown and leak to the press the severity, and boom problem solved. Sure, some idiots would still want to "retain their freedom", but most people would just stay indoors. Heck, if the zombies use sight and sound to track prey, then the military could use that to their advantage. Lure the zombies away to a killzone and detonate it with napalm or explosives. Sure, there'd be backlash but in a zombie apocalypse who cares? And as you said, since they are dead and in poor condition in the first place, they'd rot away or succumb to exhaustion, and then the military can sweep in, cull any weakened ones that remain, and disinfect the area. Of course there'd be the issue of supplies to last the lockdown, but this is really the best possible outcome
@@str2010 no need to blow them up. dig holes. lure them into holes. lob rocks at zombies in holes. repeat.
There are problems with the "wait it out" strategy that depends on what the scientific explanation actually is. For example, if it's a fungal infection then the zombies will be drawn near populated areas to burst as a Mushroom releasing spores to infect more people. This is probably the most realistic version since this kind of zombie actually exists in the insect world. It's also the most terrifying since the infection can spread via the open air in addition to bites.
If it's a virus it would need a way to control cellular communications which means it can repair the body as well. Remember, dead bodies have living cells. If they shut down most systems to hibernate when food is scarce the people who were waiting it out will be ambushed when the zombies awaken, but at least in this scenario they can die eventually.
If it's a rabies type they aren't actually dead, but will die of exposure eventually.
@@Elliandr ok. and where does the energy necessary for complete cellregeneration come from?
So many zombie movies would be over in five minutes if more characters used common sense.
All of us are dead : Amateurs
How so?
@@jamieadams2589 more of the characters would know not to use stupid plans, hide bites or make noise to attract zombies
@@danielperez143 why would that make the movie shorter? Wouldn't it just replace cool tense scenes with people laying in a dank basement not talking or moving?
@@jamieadams2589 ok I'll be honest with you, I just wanted to write a funny comment that would get me likes. I love this guy's videos and I just wanted to be supportive. I'm not really into zombie stuff anyway.
Yeah, I hate how in those shows they rarely, if ever, use the “quarantine” solution.
In a lot of modern zombie crap, the characters know about zombies before hand and act on the “if he’s bit, he’s going to turn”…
How do they fucking know that? Don’t just abandon or kill them, quarantine their ass for a few days and see what happens. They might not even turn and just get sick of an infection instead (and die from that possibly).
If a zombie apocalypse hits, i’m sure people will end up killing more (out of stupidity) than the zombies directly will lmao
I bet the media could create a fake "real zombie" situation and make thousands die in a panick without there being a single real zombie. and people would kill others because they thought they looked funny and then others would see that as confirmation as in "i know someone who killed a zombie" that someone would never admit to making a mistake since it would be admitting to murder
The reason why they skip that explanation of worn-out trope is simple - save time.
You might as well risking your life locking up zombies for months/years in a hope of getting a cure. You never know if it will be ever developed, right?
But is it worth a personal risk? Unlikely.
So, modern movies skip the things over-explored in the older ones, especially the unnecessary backstory/background information.
Same with Superman media. You don’t have to re-invent kryptonite and test it’s uses to confirm it’s effect - you just use it, as if it was know prior.
the only example I can think of where the quarantine solution wouldnt work is I think its called Until Dawn, the PS4 game with the Wendigos, at one point the protagonists are all hiding in this locked room and one of them was bit, they didnt know if it would result in her turning or not and they couldnt just wait it out because theyre literally locked in with her so the player has the decide whether to kill her or not
I like the efforts you put into the props like that zombie bite.
Christopher Nolan really needs could learn a few things from you 😆
If the whole group said “it’s fine.” I would go in the room alone and lock it to save myself. Before I go in though I would say, “Have fun dying. This is your own fault. Good bye.” In the most stoic and flat tone. Then the person will turn and they will regret everything. They will then die outside and I will live. But now I have zombies to parkour my way around to leave...
Welp I don’t care if I’m selfish. They didn’t think logically and I’m not going to die over their stupidity.
Actually it would be better if I say “why don’t you all prove it by waiting it out in the room with them?” Now all who oppose me will lock them selves in and as the person turns they will regret everything. Now I don’t have to worry about zombies in my way.
but there is no WiFi in there
and the game is on
Yea and maybe it's just a birthmark
And then you dies in the most horrible way with your guts and organs out
That's not logical. At some point you need food and water and once they've all turned you've locked yourself in a confined space with no way out but past zombies.
Find smart people, shoot the rest, that's basically the logical plan in a zombie scenario.
Before 2020, I always thought that people being this stupid in movies was, well, stupid. And unrealistic.
After watching the complete lack of common sense displayed by so many people over the last two years, I realize that I had been overestimating the intelligence of the average person.
Though there’s a big difference between a zombie apocalypse, and a strong flu
Yeah common sense and basic reasoning are superpowers now.
It is a proven fact most people arent that smart
to quote somebody way more smart than those guys, or myself, "there are only two things that are infinite. the universe and stupidity. and I'm not sure about the first"
believe me. you are still overestimating the intelligence of the average person. I mean... "the moderately gifted"
because, seriously, the "homo sapiens" should be called "homo stultividus"
Yeah , it seems like over the last 20 years intelligence has dropped significantly and common sense has gone the way of the dodo .
I'd like to believe people would take a viral outbreak as dangerous as a zombie outbreak a little more seriously than one that harms .02% of those infected.
But I also have no faith in the institutions that would be responsible in containing such an outbreak so it's a mute point.
(((Like how the WHO covered for China at the start of the outbreak and made it a global pandemic instead of a local one...)))
The offscreen zombie makeup was SO realistic! Gold production value 👌
And the logical - if they exist - always isolate themselves when they see they are bitten.. They're the best
this may well be the best video i have ever seen in my entire life
Now granted, depending on the universe, the writer can switch the rules up. I think in the resident evil franchise it was said that the survivors were those who were immune to the virus-at least to the point where a bite or scratch here and there wouldn't turn them-so there does need to be some experiments/trials.
But the lack of wifi kind of sucks especially when the game is coming on.
Being logical in your world is a curse
Course or curse? Just want to make sure which one as they could have different meanings.
@@kenslycarpel3140 thanks! I didn't notice :(
@@RaraGris No problem, I just wanted to make sure. If you said curse, the sentence would mean that being logical has its detriments, while a course would mean that being logical would make you do tons of work, which technically is true as the logical one is always saving the asses of their idiot partners.
One of the great things about Train to Busan is how competent the characters were dealing with the zombies.
The zombie bite I see in this video actually requires a whole lot of creativity. You’re the best Zach!
Well, if the zombie wants a "brain" there is just one guy in danger.
there's no way he's a zombie, no one has the guts to say 6x8 is 56 with that much confidence except for normal, uninfected people
Exactly the entire decision making process in all of us are dead
If I find idiots like that, I'm leaving or locking them in the same room together. The new world has no room for idiocy.
You cannot afford to let idiots ruin you or hinder you, cuz it can easily lead to more accidents and zombie hordes on top of you.
Also, never a good idea to stay in one place in the zombie setting for too long. They'll eventually find you for whatever reason.
So what if a rotting corpse fights you? Unless it’s for whatever reason stronger than a person it can’t really do much against a locked door
@@burningcheerios3119 there's this thing called numbers. Zombies tend to have alotnof them
@@burningcheerios3119 Zombies are normal humans without pain or mental inhibitions. Hence their bites just chop out a huge chunk of flesh it.
Sometimes they may even be superhuman, Deadpool-like in terms of survivability.
Depends. If zombies made by an virus. You could wait them out if you have enough food. Their bodies will still break down and vulnerable to weathering. Now magical zombies on the other hand you will have to run or fight. They don't rot away and break down over time.
I love how in almost every zombie movie nobody knows what a zombie is. I mean I get it for the first few bites, we can’t just run around braining twitchy people or anyone who has ever been bitten by a crazy homeless guy (that happens more than you realize) buy once you have people turning into zombies or a group of people trying to eat everyone the jig is up.
Also for barricades why does nobody know how to use a hammer, or better yet an electric drill and a bunch of screws. You use a dozen 3” deck screws to hold a kitchen table over a window and nobody’s getting through. Why does everyone insist on a piece of balsa wood from a Kung fu shop held on with picture nails and thumb tacks? Why not save the picture nails to pin up blankets over windows that zombies can see through?
Preparing:
Static position list (preferred):
Start with building a fence if possible (even chicken wire will slow a zombie but a good neighbor fence will also screen your movements).
AR-15 with a few thousand rounds and several 30+ round magazines, a semiautomatic .22 with a few thousand rounds and a few 30 round mags, low or zero power magnification optics (prismatic scopes are the best long term), a 9mm semiautomatic pistol with a few mags and extra boxes of ammo to supplement the rifles, wearable magazine pouches, good sturdy knife, FatMax hammer, 16d nails, a cordless drill with three batteries, 3” deck screws, some lumber, heavy leather welding gloves, a month and a half of food (90 meals per person Chile con carne rationed to 1-2 cans a day + a can of fruit a week), basic first aid equipment, three or four fire extinguishers and plenty of water as well as a means to collect more (lots of buckets with lids and jars to fill as soon as the zombies appear), baby wipes for hygiene, two pairs of scissors, and a designated toilet bucket, well made backpack (you may need to forage for supplies in the future and you don’t want to be running around with a shopping tote),
Body armor is a good idea as other survivors may want to raid you.
Or You can always tie a bell with a stick to a Window at the 7th floor and let zombies fall outside
Yeah that's all pretty useful stuff. Good thing noone else would think to grab guns or construction supplies so they'll all be sat waiting for you with no danger
Yeah, it's one of the universal paradoxes. No movie/book/comic/story about zombie apocalypses will have Arcana about them beforehand. Unless it's balls-to-the-walls- satire, then the knowledge is only peripheral or the in the house of nerds, who all mostly get ignored by the Chads/Jocks.
Which leads me to believe that simply Having the know-how about zombies keeps them from showing up/severely weakens them, like a vaccination.
the most unrealistic part about zombie movies is the individualism. When shit gets rough rough people stick together in tight knit communities and destroy anything threatening the community. But that's not cool enough for a show.
Alternate title : a fate worse than death
"You know what, I'm going to go into that room instead. In a world where they are looking for brains, you two are safe."
I was waiting for the moment of the guy turning into a zombie and biting the oblivious dude:
A: "great, now he is biting you"
B: "relax, man - this is totally normal behavior right here"
"I, too, get a little snacky for human meat sometimes, yknow"
C: "RAAAAWWWRRRRRRAWWWWRRRR" (*zombie noises*)
A: -__- *shoots both*
As a person of logic who has seen far too many zombie movies: This bring me pain. Sooo much pain from the idiocy of the other three. In other words; Great job mate
"How about you go into the room where the subscribed people are?"
"...but there's no wifi in there, the game is on-"
Seriously, I am tired of how Hollywood movies don't care about reason and have awkward behavior, and in time critical moments they take 5 minutes to look each other in the eyes.
I love the fact he’s playing angry birds.
Steins gate!!
@@Ganghamstelty A lab member. What number are you
@@happyscientist7939 uh… you represent Okabe, you have to choose 😆
@@Ganghamstelty oh right I dub thee 010
@@happyscientist7939 i see that’s taken by a girl 😅 lemme be 12
I laughed so hard at the angry birds soundtrack XDD. You are a comedy genius
I would let my crew know that bites are okay as long as they are honest. They could carry on in the group with a certain level of freedom but would need to be supervised at all times and kept quarantined during sleep times.
This way people will have an incentive to be honest about their bites.
Exact same thought. Besides, that should be the common courtesy anyway. As long people are not dead, they are still people.
@@kingol4801 exactly! People hiding bites is such an overused and unnecessary trope in zombie films.
That would depend on how fast it takes to turn if bitten or if everyone was already infected so the bite does basically nothing, which is what the Walking dead should have done as no way in hell a bite should have activated the virus if they were already infected
@@JohnnyYeTaecanUktena massive ther view throws the virtual load over the edge abs they turn?
I don’t know why, but the funniest line in this whole sketch is when the third party dude, talking about his math skills, says, “Yeah, and if he was a Zombie, no WAY he’d be that close” lol
oh my god! i was shocked when i saw that makeup for the zombie bite! so realistic!!!
Good video
3 weeks ago
But how
I have a theory to try and see how this happened this reply is a test
Nope didn't work. So I think this video was published 3 weeks ago but was made hidden? Maybe?
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Dr Strange? Loki? TVA?
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He calls himself the logical one, and yet fails to make the quarantine room the one with wifi.
Fun part is I could see this stuff happening in case of a zombie apocalypse, together with "you can't assume his zombiegender" and similar
And people refusing to not go to the zombie infested shopping centre because of their "freedoms"
There is an old flash game that I used to play.. I think it was Rebuild 2... although it may have been the first one... there is a faction that develops in your community that starts to fight for zombie's rights as people after a certain amount of time passes in the game... it never really goes anywhere as far as game mechanics though... like they don't try to let zombies into your town or anything like that.. which kind of made me sad every time I played it... it's just a TINY dent in the happiness meter.
@@greymane_gaming3435 love these analogies😂
That was the most well rounded and satisfying zombie plot I have ever seen
Solution: get a router for the zombie room
Only on this rewatch did I realize there's a game going on during a ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE
I guess the nearest locked room to wait in was more than 7 steps away from the players so they might as well play
"This is like basic zombie knowledge." 😂 Those guys were idiots! 👍
If he were truly logically he would've shot all 3 of them for incompetence.
Funniest thing is. The lock yourself in a room and wait to see was used in a zombie TV show on netflix
"The game's on now"
Ah yes, typical apocalypse entertainment
The "logical one" probably should know there's no chance of being "rescued."
Not necessarily. Modern military might hold up reasonably well.
Well power was on, wifi was working, and the game was on so there must have been some form of civilization left standing so it would be logical to think that government would send someone in to "rescue" as we all know they would just be used as test subjects
I like how the title implys that being stuck in a zombie movie is inevitable
If I got bitten I’d just jump off a bridge or smth
tell me WHERE IS THE WIFI IN A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE?
The logical one wouldn't have bothered to stand around debating if the guy was bit or not, he would've either killed the guy before he even started turning or just left.
You know, I was half expecting to hear the plans vs zombies theme when he pulled out his phone.
"the game's on" 💀
The best part is the game is still on during the zombie apocalypse
People being unnecessary difficult in the middle of a crisis.. corona pandemic👀👀👀... that's not possible at all
"Stand in that room for 5 minutes"
"Nahh"
"Oookay then how about I stand in that room for 5 minutes and you wait out here."
The lack of wifi is a major concern. I can see the dilemma here. 😅
The effects team had a field day with this one. Great job!
2:06 ANGRY BIRDS AAHAHAHAH
the thing is "zombie" thing irl depending on how deadly zombie would be we would propably handle it well and it would be borring
Love these videos
For those who were paying attention in the pandemic this is exactly how it will play out
Put on a mask, or you’ll kill grandma😂
In a zombie apocalypse I would survive as long as food would last, and if the zombies are still around by that point I would make sure I can't become one of them one way or another
the solution to this is "grow food". and live someplace high. somewhere where you have to climb to reach it. problem solved. no turning into a zombie.
Someone just drew some squiggly lines on his arm with a marker. Probably just a prank bro.
The new season of The Walking Dead is looking pretty epic so far! I do miss the oil filter suppressors, though. Those really tied the show together.
The game is still on despite the zombie apocalypse? Damn, must be the playoffs
If he was really logical he'd find another base. Clearly those friends are liabilities who will inevitably turn regardless.
I like how the games on even during a zombie apocalypse
Considering how we handled the pandemic. This is scary possible.
Lol true
I would rather be loner than having a teammates in a zombie apocalypse with this mindset
But there's no wifi in there
the game is on
That math was so confident I got confused and started questioning myself. LOL.
Am so curious about the "game" that's on. What game 😆
Could have been a great segway to a rAiD: sHaDoW lEgEnDs
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@@AthanRoland 🤣ikr I was thinking on any moment now it's gonna happen. That legendary smooth transition
I love how there’s a live sport’s game in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
Hello there!
Ah General kenobi
A surprise to be sure... But a welcome one
I love how the game is still going on in the zombie apocalypse
Bloudy good laugh at this video like i do with all the others i love all your videos dude
I love how there's still a game on during a zombie outbreak. That team deserves a raise for keeping spirits up in hard times.
wow that is relatable