If interrogation/torture scenes in movies were replaced with an average person
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Maybe the real torture was the friends we made along the way
Maybe the real way was the torture we made along the friends
Underrated
Maybe the real friends was the torture done along the way.
Wait-
AYYY ANOTHER IDKHOWIE
@@twtclikk7841 I don’t know how but you found me
Damn, he really was technically correct
The best kind of correct
Yeah
but dude... he undersold it
Likes
@@loocie4636 Yikes
Research shows that torture is actually ineffective at getting accurate information - making friends and finding common ground with the prisoner is the most effective way. Torture IS quite effective at getting people to say whatever they think will get you to not hurt them lol.
I think the threat of torture is probably the most effective way of getting accurate information. Once you reach the actual torture stage, the individual you are trying to extract the information from will probably either not budge or or lie.
that's true, but the way i've seen torture implemented is moreso used to break down a person's humanity and morale instead of getting information.
which is worse lol
Thanks I'll keep this in mind for the next one...
😳
if you fear they won’t believe the truth, of course you’ll lie. I would. Because my only motivation at that point is to stop the torture.
It's only effective if you have more then 2 prisoners which know the secret you want to know and hear them separately.
They will lie of course, but not all 3 can come up with the same lie.
“ me no ouchie, that’s the catch.” If I every get kidnapped to be extorted, I’m definite going to use that line.
same
Just don't get yourself kidnapped just to use that line!
Same
"Me no ouchie." - Zach Jar Binks 2021
*Messa
Zach Zach Binks
Meesa no ouchie*
Zach Star Binks
thats a smart guy
"Spoilers, dude!"
Best line ever.
HEY!!! I HAVEN"T GOTTEN THAT FAR YET!!!! Way to spoil it, man!
"Dude you can't just give me the information I want, I worked so hard to make you go through extreme amounts of pain to then EARN that information, by torturing you, you know like any 'normal' situation"
I know right, no one loves spoilers
“River, you know my name. There’s only one time I’d ever be able to tell anyone my name.. only one reason why..”
“Shh.. spoilers.”
If you didn’t immediately burst out crying as you read that, either your a rose fan, which, please, don’t talk to me, or you don’t get it. And I’m not explaining.
@@thequeer_underthebed2535 im dying that episode killed me....
Honestly, I'd be more scared of being in a room with that guy instead of a straight forward person who just wanted to know where the money is. Clearly, that guy just wants to torture someone for the fun of it.
He doesn't want to torture someone for the fun of it; he wants to torture someone because if he didn't then all of his efforts would be wasted
@@tuluppampam also that.
That's pretty much why people torture.
I think the torturer cared less about the actual torture and more about the “forcing an answer out of somebody”
@@supe4701 uhm, no.
Not in this case.
Wattpad stories: then they fell in love and got the money together
no but honestly I've read wattpad stories like that
@Sheldon J. Plankton yes, it would've.
that's actually better than most wattpad stories.
@@mrcakeday1439 lmao
Geez more Stockholm syndrome
@@crimson5689 Stockholm syndrome us better than, Idk, getting sold as a $€X slave by your parents to a boy band. I think. Haven’t tried it myself, haven’t read it myself either I am very afraid of romantic fan fiction.
“CDC Guidelines” fucking perfect
Lol 😭
ikr
At least this torturer follow cdc guidelines
@@candypaint8887
He tied up his victim, why’d he not put a mask on him too?... lol
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Trade offer:
You receive: the location of the money
I receive: no ouchie
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ sounds like a regular day playing escape from tarkov
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ is mayonnaise a instrument?
@@sijenkai3928 No, but it can be.
WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN A TRADE AGREEMENT WITH ENGLAND?
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yes
Why is no one talking about the fact that he starts listening to "I kissed a girl"????
I WAS LOOKING FOR A COMMENT ABOUT THIS
SAME LMAO
"Girl on Girl is Hot!" LOL!
@@darlalathan6143 🙄
Its a good song bro
Dude, just say "harder daddy", it checkmates the torturer every time
Underrated comment 😂
Unless the torturer has a daddy kink. Then they just cream themselves and keep going which is honestly kinda a power move in the situation
man that could be double edged sword lolllllll
@@bone-thief I feel called out
I spit out the milk that I was drinking dammit
Remember kids: if you are going to commit serious crimes (i.e. kidnapping, torture, etc.) Make sure do it legally when it comes to minor things (i.e. wear masks).
Al capone was arrested for tax fraud, and considering how he was a mob boss with probably a hundred plus murders, definitely take care of the minor things.
Its easy to get enough deniability for major things (burden of proof on prosecutor, innocent until prove guilty) to not be caught. So make sure you don't get caught for something stupid like shoplifting, or noise violation cause thats how they get you.
Or just don't be a criminal, its much easier.
Keep the little rules, break the big ones.
Make sure the guns you rob people with are compliant with the laws in your state 👍
Lol
@@jasonreed7522 **The IRS watches with an eagle eye.**
"Wow, this is torture" Absolutely brilliant
ikr
may i request the link of ur pfp my dear good sire
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 go to horny jail
@@manusiaygbernamaidhann9463 probably a v tuber this guy is obsessed with them
FR FR
I love how every torture scenes begin with an anatomic lesson
😂😂
😂
when he said "The human body has 7 bilion nerves" i couldn't unthink the "and you manage to get on every single one of them" meme.
Dude’s actually a genius for avoiding torture and not telling where the money is
He didn't avoid torture.
Ya
oh the money is in room 598 on the cost of concordia if no one stole it yet
@@ABera-bm7ns why
@@Ahrone1586 last sentence of the video.
The average person is actually a genius pretending to want to say where the money is when in fact in there there is just a bomb that explodes when opened, killing the other person
Lol punisher
he may stay trapped in the other guy's basement though
Just thinking
@@asagoldsmith3328 thought the same thing, man
@@jesalt8230 your family? Who cares?
@@asagoldsmith3328 your kid's in a box, but you want your money, huh?
The scary part comes when the torture victim doesn't know the answer to any of the interrogators questions.
I feel like a person would make stuff up in that scenario.
@@33pandagamer
Exactly, even someone who knows a bit of info will eventually resort to making up nonsense
no because I wrote this in a story I'm doing. like the person is actively being tortured like "I DON'T KNOW THEY DON'T TELL ME SHIT!"
@@emmacreavin7351they don't let me cook.
✨The real torture was the friends we made along the way✨
"You have a family!"
"I think they'll understand"
Bruuuv
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“why are you wearing a mask?”
“CDC guidelines”
I’m deceased
This goes as a Covid death stat 💀
Even sadistic criminals are not that stupid to not wear a mask when in closed space with unknown person.
When you infringe Geneva Convention but you still abide covid guidelines
Hi deceased, I'm bananaman
Someone didn’t follow the guidelines
"YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO LISTEN"
LMAO
Freakin' hilarious
oh how the tables have turned
first it's "YOU'LL NEVER GET ME TO TALK"
now this
The reverse ninjutsu
If you torture me, I won't tell you where the money is out of pure spite.
If you don't torture me, I'll tell you as soon as I feel like I'm safe to get back to my life
Doubt it
@@sptflcrw8583 yeah I'd probably break within an hour haha
@@themaninthechair4338 lmao
Solid chance that whoever is doing the torturing will continue the torture or kill you after the money is found. People who commit torture do not do it for purely utilitarian reasons, even of that is how they frame it in their own minds.
I would give myself a heart attack the moment I wake up in that room
"Even a small pinch would feel like a bullet wound"
- Zach Star 2021
I mean, the reason spicy food is hot is that the activation temperature of your heat sensoring nerves is lowered, so your brain thinks you mouth is on fire. Its entirely reasonable that a similar compound exists or could be made to do the same thing with your general pain receptors. Lets not think about how this would feel, but it could have different "spicyness" levels.
@@jasonreed7522 hmm. When I eat spicy food, my main concern is that the inside of my nose gets itchy and starts leaking like crazy, the pain is mild.
Is this supposed to be funny? or did you just like that line?
@@Sir_Isaac_Newton_ yeah... Was there a joke in that that I didn't get?
@@user-mz7cn9hq8v what you're eating isn't that spicy then.
I love that he's starting the torture with random facts. I really thought I was the only one who hated how EVERY single torture scene in movies starts with a lesson in biology.
Apparently, every criminal has a master's degree in biology
Or some made up bullshit "torture can only do so much, SilnCE iS REal toRture"
Like yeah, sure giving them the cold shoulder is *definitely* worse then idk breaking their kneecaps
@@rickbergolla4055 Fortunately, that's why the US has blacksights in which torture is legal because it's outside of the US. Talking about the Goverment here. Still not as potent as the IRS.
Interestingly, there's a decent amount of reports that say the anticipation of torture is worse or more effective than the torture itself, so a little spiel to increase the victims mental stress isn't very unrealistic
@@Xtroninater Reminds me of when Ken Kanaki turned in Toyko Ghoul. Jason waited for him to wake up, before torturing him as well as alerting him of his fate. I didn't know that, but it makes total sense in context.
"What's the catch? What a *stupid* question! Me no ouchie. That's the catch." -iconic
You know, I feel like it'd be hilarious to watch the world's biggest masochist in this situation. Like, the only thing more pain'd do would make them more aroused, so there's basically nothing the kidnapper can do other than kill them.
In umbrella academy when Klaus was tortured something like this basically happened
I think even the world's biggest masochist will stop enjoying that pretty soon.
@@legrandliseurtri7495 Yeah even the biggest masochists have limits and pain sure as hell doesn't.
Someone get Darkness in here.
Junko
I mean, this is probably accurate. If things went this easy, the kidnapper would be pissed, and the people in the movies know that, so they first have to resist a bit, say shit like "I'll never tell you where the money is". After a while, they reveal the location, the torture stops and it's a win-win situation for both. Come to think about it, this belongs to your main channel because it is educational, Zach!
Is that a jojo reference?
@@maxiguess9922 how??
Not if the kidnapper is sadistic and enjoys torture :/
@@maxiguess9922 this is one of the 7,000,000+ reasons why I'll never watch jojo
@@three_crows_all_day Is this a jojo reference?
“What’s the catch? No owchie, that’s the catch.”
I freaking died that was too funnyyyyyyy
Reminds me of that one interrogator that got his best results by just being nice to the people.
Like, "you got kids? bam, their college has now been paid for. Now help me get the info I want?"
What movie is that from? Out of curiosity.
@@limyarplane1991 real life
I feel like this scenario has a prisoners dilemma hidden somewhere.
Hes just gonna tell him where the money is but criminal doesn't want him to just tell where it is, he want to torture him to get the money, so the criminal says if you JUST tell me where the money is then I'll torture you so he does not tell him where the money is because he wants no ouche. In that case the criminal doesn't get to torture him and has no money, so then we are at the first place we started where the criminal says if you don't tell me where the money is ill torture you. So he's just gonna tell him where the money is without ouchees or they are stuck in an infinite loop XD
Well. Let him tell you where the money is, then torture him anyway. Easy!
Victim: “Well well well how the turn tables”
Torturer turns around to see the tables have turned: “Woah how you do that?!”
I want this in an action movie about magicians
@@gem9535
Fuck yeah!
Lol thats funny
*visible nani*
"I'll torture you if you don't tell me where the money is."
"I'll tell you. It's under the porch."
".... I'ma torture you anyways."
"WAIT NO I WAS LYING NOOOOOO"
I think that is the highest chance outcome. Unless they are doing it just for the money, most likely they would be quite sadistic and enjoy their illicit career.
Also, if you see their face and any distinguishable features you probably aren't leaving that room no matter what you say.
"by the way, why are you wearing a mask?" "cdc guidelines." "right, so, anyways..."
"I mean like, you seem heroic, but at what cost? " Man, you are a production house in yourself!
Commenting, so you see how many likes you have
I mean who the hell in their right mind would die for a secret, probably only a really loyal soldier or spy
Depends on the secret and the impact of revealing it
The thing is that nobody believe thr truth.
So you better come up with a reasonable lie.
The seals are told to just say whatever you can think of to get them to stop torturing you even if its straight up the truth. Unless you feel others will just be put into your position, even then it's still up to you.
@@christopherclark4038 is that so? you got any source for this? to me it would actually make sense what you claim, but still...
People who don't know the secret will rather die before revealing it.
I’m pretty sure CDC guidelines also advise against torture
2:09 Okay but this part is soo cute 😂
PSA: torture is ineffective at extracting accurate information. So, yknow, dont do it to extract info?
Yeah what if they just ya' know, lie
That's how Salem found so many "witches" tbh
And it worked! After all, when's the last time you met a witch? We got them all!
@@stevenscott2136 ahahaha good one!**shoves pentagram out of sight**
@@stevenscott2136 *casually puts away my glass ball*
Yeah, honestly. They did a good job!
Last time I was this early this was known as major prep
Underrated
Truly underrated
I think technically his main channel was called major prep but this is the secondary channel
@@Joel-pl6lh its a catch 22, he's never been this early
Villain: Tell me where the money is or I’m gonna torture you with-
Person: ok, i’ll tell you
Villain: I don’t want to know
Reverse psychology at it finest
The guy’s face at 0:44 (even w the mask) had me DYING 💀💀Like this is the perfect example of “Wait, what?”
Thank you RUclips algorithm for my new favorite channel! 💯
not gonna lie, that cocktail would be menacingful if it were real
>menacingful
@@soleo2783 ikr
I wonder if it only amplifies sensitivity for pain, or whether it could be used for, ahem, other things.
@@liamwalton4183 ...hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm................. dingus.
offer me the pain solution father, for I desire torture
2:46 ppl with bondage kinks be like
I have standing orders with my friends: "If I've been captured, assume they know EVERYTHING."
All of this was amazing, but that “ugh. Men.” was downright fantastic
"i want you to not want to tell me where the money is"
me: oh so you're a sadist, alright.
Torturers usually are.
Ahk men
@@mr.e7541 ?
@@uouq9558 2:45
@@mr.e7541 lol thanks
Zach finally realized that we only subscribe to him because of his sketches and he’s a funny guy. But we love them even more when it’s engineering sketches
The old soldier’s saying, “Everybody talks in the end” is absolutely true.
i didn't know this channel existed and it has literally made my day
Like Trevor Phillips said: Torture isn’t to get information, it’s for the torturer! And sometimes for the torturee but that’s not the point.
You torture for the good times! It’s USELESS as a means of getting information!
That whole speech of Trevor was pretty fire. Wish I didn’t see the torture itself unfold
Last time I was this early she was disappointed.
LOL
Xd
This took me a while.
You know, the human body has over 7 billion nerves... somehow you manage to get on every single one of mine
1:06 also im pretty sure most torture scenes would realisticially lead to death anyway
Gotta respect that Katy Perry Vibe tho. 💯
The algorithm has deemed you the chosen one, bask in its glory
yes
When I see a torture scene, I always remember Trevor from Gta V, they do it for their pleasure, the answer is secondary
Literally bypassed not telling the guy where the money is. A true minipulatist
I love how you just make weird videos on the internet now. It suits you.
The level of sarcasm is off the charts! 😂😂😂
3:11 S C H O O L
I got some strong DM vibes (D&D)
Especially, when he was talking about the preparation and effort he put into it
And I thought they would have kidnapped the wrong person. Nope, was I wrong 😂
2:34. "CDC guidelines..."
I love this little Zach universe where everyone is just perpetually chillin
It was amazing dude. The response after "What's the catch?", I almost died laughing. lmao
Average person: AAAAAAAA AAAAAAA HEEELP PLEEAAASE SEND HELP AAAAAA
Never been so early in my life
Me too bro
Thank the algorithm
Same here
"Tell me what you want."
Worst question ever given the context.
It's all about the motives honestly, i for one would give up all the money in the world to avoid torture. But for example if it comes to selling someone out or revealing something that could get someone dear to me killed, i'd rather hold untill i'm dead.
Same here
This got better like 8 or 9 times in just a few minutes
Face masks in fashion
"I can make a torture sketch with this!"
3:04 I almost thought that that would end up being a clever Segway into a raycon AD
I wouldn‘t use phrases „cut out the middle man“ with a guy holding a knife at me. Then again, as a hobby writer, I get that the guy gets mad that he can‘t torture him.😂
"Me no ouchie." - Hahahahaha, I am dying! Zach, you must be dirrecting movies, I am demanding a FULL movie!!!
Okay but the fact he played "I kissed a girl" is everything
the amount of nerves in a human body, back-to-back can go from the sun to the earth.
this guy DOES look like a horror game protag though
Thats more like philosopher gets kidnapped
That "Wow, this is torture!" got me 😂😂😂
"What's the catch"
"Me no ouchy" 🤣
Should've told him that his effort wasn't wasted as he'd do good as an actor for a part of a bad guy and that he'd be succesful as an actor with those skills.
This guy is honestly the funniest and most relatable RUclipsr of all time. Sending good vibes your way from the UF MAE department. 😍
Wait... relatable? How often do you get kidnapped and threatened to be tortured by someone who wants to know where some money is but doesn't want you to want them to know where the money is?
@@dcgreatman Everynight, but on Netflix
2:00 i would have said why dont you kidnap a rich person and then ask them where the money is, they would put a fight for sure
This is the highest quality comedy I've seen on RUclips in years. Well written, clever, excellent delivery, all around fantastic. 10/10.
I honestly am conflicted though -- I want you to get big as a channel because you are one of the few that obviously deserves it, but I don't want your content to be influenced by massive success. Regardless, I'm sharing this with a bunch of friends. Cheers.
Roles are reversed ftw!
Ty youtube algorithm for bringing this gem to me!
And thank you Zach for making it! Like that one guy in the Troy movie based on that book by that other one guy, I will remember the name!
This guy is so underrated
Imagine if all people acted like this during a robbery
This doesn't look like an average person, this looks like an interrogation/torture scene where the character being tortured is an average person.
I can't believe I've been falsely advertised to.
The BMCB(*) certifies this as a Certified Bruh Moment
(*)Bruh Moments Certification Board
I tell my friends all the time don't ever commit a serious crime around me because all it takes is the slightest breeze of pressure to get me to roll on anybody 😅🙂🙃
For a throwaway line "me no ouchie, that's the catch" is just comedy gold
Average person is straight to the point
Here before someone else likes your comment😂
Ok.
Working all that overtime only for taxes to take a quarter of it is a date worse than death
Now imagine if this guy would start telling the location and torturer would put headphones on and keep slicing this dude and humming the song
Now that's torture
These skits are awesome. You are a great actor and i love these characters
Dude, you just keep getting more hilarious. I'm so glad you started doing sketches on your own!
1:36 so true!
“Ugh, men.”
I’m actually in tears
if only RUclips had more quality content like this.