How To Survive A Horror Movie!
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Are you afraid of Horror movies? Learn how to survive a horror movie and you'll be able to survive watching one!
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Previous owner: “34 people died in this house and 27 killed themselves”
Horror movie family: *moves in*
More like *white family
@@kaleidostar257 Racist much
Of course because that is the most logical thing to do.
So true
No, this is how it is.
Previous Owner: "a witch once lived in this house, killed her own kid, killed 10'000 people, and then killed herself*
A horror movie family that is always white: ah shit, time to move in.
Killer: you wanna die today
Me: yea kinda
Killer: *lowers gun * damn u wanna talk about it
😂😂😂nice one
*calls therapist*
Yes now i dont have to pay 100$ a hour for tharapist
Ditto
😂perfect
*Blood Curtling Scream*
People in the movie: Let's check that out!
this totally wont end in my death at all :D
Shroom
THIS AINT A SCOOBY DOO EPISODE IM OUT
send your pet
Someone:*screams*
Me: NOT TODAY SATAN
@@batman-vd7qx wut
6 years later and it’s still a classic
Yes
7*
*7 years later...
Damm
7 years later :(
"Make sure you have a dumb friend"
That moment when you're the dumb friend...
That moment when you don't have friends
A small sacrifice to pay for a life
It do be like that sometimes
and that dumb friend are you yourself
POV: You're watching this during quarantine reminiscing on the good ol' days.
So true
No first time seeing this
I am
@notwowow wow that's a bit far
Yup lmao 😂
2013: do more vlogs
2019: do more skits
2020: do something
Facts
Yeah I wish he was more consistent 😕
@@jonah5473 He quits RUclips
@@ianmenachery4951 he has a twitch itsryanhiga he said it on his stream
@@fainQl wait so he’s never uploading again
When I get scared I always say
“You’re not important enough to get murdered”
Genius
That is so sad
gET THERAPY FOR GOD SAKE -
Thx 4 the tip
0:41
Ryan: “second of all”
*holds up 3 fingers*
i just realised that
Lol
Illuminati Confrimed
-I mean you tried-
😆
I don't understand why people always walk into the room and say:
'Hello?'
Like the killer will say something back to you like:
'Yeah hello, I'm the killer. I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?'
yes i want a sandwich
+Sam Lovatic u stole that from a meme
No mayo or mustard plz
+Eli Thompson I love you too(:
know what peace
This is the best tip to surviving a horror movie
Be the camera man.
You're welcome
cantin shawn yea
LOL
cantin shawn Sometimes the camera man dies
Gaara of the funk When has that happened
If you have ever heard of outlast, you know that's not gonna work (p.s if you haven't it is MESSED UP)
U forgot “don’t own a piano”
Sh*t I have a piano
Lmao pianists be like, "So am I gonna die now"
@@mintsoapbar2470 make surr you are the only one playing it so it doesnt play itself 🤡
or an otamaton (jaidenanimation fans will understand)
@@reynakajino2952 I understand
Horror movie logic:
person: what ever u do don’t go over there, u could die
Group: hey lets go over there
Limelight?
LoL
whydon'twefan and split up
Don’t forget
Hey ,I am a why dont we fan too!
Won't you?
4:42 "seriously it's 2013" shit i feel old
same wtf
me too
It's 2019 now
Same wtf I was 5
;~;
people in horror movies who are completely alone and when they hear sounds they stupidly shout "hello? anyone there?" like the killer is going to shout back "yeah Im in the kitchen, want sandwitch?" lmao
That is 100% true
Wellp that joke is 100% copied
For real they'd earn ages of time if they gtfo the moment they hear the sound.
I want a sandvich
Why are you commenting on a video that came out 5 years ago
RUclips is a little less fun without this guy.
Locals: "Don't go into that house over there, nobody who ever entered it has ever been seen again."
Teenage Protagonist: "Wow, cool, I love haunted houses. Let's go find out why they all dissapeared!"
Maximus The Dude the domino effect
Natural selection
How to survive a horror movie:
Leave
Melanie Mars nah fam u gotta gtfo
@Alex A. More than likely isn't wearing a bullet proof vest rated for .357 or a vest in general
No gtfo lol
or you can play hakuna matata in the background
Look at the bottom of the screen to look fearless
How To Survive A Horror Movie:
be the main character.
JoltGames this maybe racist but it's kinda true don't be black
+Lol Is My Name It's an on going joke, the black guy almost always dies first in horror movies.
ur rasist
Yeah, except in that old one with the zombies where they all hide in the house and the car explodes and the now zombie girl kills her parents. In that one he dies last.
JoltGames of
Happy 10th Anniversary to this video! This is a great guide to surviving a horror movie!
Also never go alone
Gamingvampireking or bring a knife....
Or dont go at all 😂
Derpy Drey
What kind of dumb ass would bring a knife to investigate a supernatural case?
Damn, just bring the whole military with you.
a e s t h e t i c smart ass
Gamingvampireking And make share you got a pair of runners at all times.
"Why you all sound like Regina..." Hahah a good way to laugh off the comments 😂 love it
Mean girl Regina?
Nora maria yes
...
My room is the attic.
Welp. I’m doomed.
oh no honey
Mine is the basement, so
MIntY fResH adios my friend
Rip
Mines my parents bedroom and THEY HAVE PAYMENT BILLS
“Im not afraid of the dark”
*Close the light and stand still*
“The dark is *afraid* of me”
*Suddenly starts shining*
dont walk into the kitchen where the killer is and say "is anyone there?" its not like the killer is going to say "yeah im in the kitchen i made you a sandwich"
You just made my day!
That is funny! xD
so damn true
XD Hilarious AND true.
Stolen
“Do you know how heavy a chainsaw is?! Me neither- but it’s probably a lot heavier than not carrying anything, which is what you should be carrying! Nothing, that is.”
...
**drops knife, rifle, shotgun, sniper, pistol, $100, flashlight and phone**
**accidentally drops potato**
LOL
i will comment it too but nothing same as the things your carrying
GLaDOS or POTaTOS/POTaTOES: noooooo how are you doing? Cause I’m a potato! (The how are you doing line is an actual line from portal 2
No...
THE POTATO!!!!!!
@@Spark--- Aww awesome! Portal fan in the houuussssseeeee! Lol
nuuuu my potato
lil creepy girl:is this urs?
me:yeah it is
lil creepy girl:can i have it?
me:sure what u want sandwhich?
How to survive a horror movie:
Be the audience.
ThatRandomDude what if its the ring thing?
That doesn't work in the exorcist.
Ryan: “Don’t own a record player, seriously it’s 2013”
Me: *Immediate back pain on realization of how old I’ve become*
me too dude 😭
How to survive a horror movie
1:use your legs
Me: *is home alone and hears sound*
Me: is anyone there?
Killer: I'm in the kitchen
Want some chips
Nah, I already have cookies with me, wanna some?
yams everywhere
Killer:sure bro I’ll come to you wanna watch tv?
Sure, don't forget to bring chips with you, what shall we watch, maybe horror?
Katia Popova gg
How to survive a Horror Movie
=
Call the Police.
And the fireman
nah the police wont get there for half an hour and you'll be dead by then. always remember folks, sure its great to have police around, but they can't prevent the crime, they only show up afterwards to solve it.
I presume you live in America then.
" oh no my phone died" says retarded horror movie girl. " Seriously no one charges there phone so we can call the police" says smart horror movie black guy who we want to see live but is always axed off first because of cliche.
That is actually how it goes.
Ryan: I used to be the biggest chicken...
Ryan Chicken: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Do you not remember your animal sounds because chickens go "Moo"
@@TheStewGuyy Ya serious? It’s cluck cluck. L O L
@@chickenman1416 r/woooosh
@@chickenman1416 chickens go meow 🤦♂️
@@latiosthepokemonsweeper1918 no chicken go woof obviously
This is really great! What also ennoys me is when they shout: "is anyone there? / Who'se there? " if you hear sounds of a person. If it's a good person, like friends or family theid turn on the lights or shout them selves. The moment you shout "is anyone there/ hello?" you're dead
***** Hehehe. Hey Ace random comment right now but stay awesome XD
Agreed Ace.
YA, it's not like they're in the kitchen and they're gonna be like: " YA, I'm in here makin you a sandwich c: "
Annoys*
Honestly, if I don't know something strange was going on, I would say 'Is anyone there?' or something of the sort, because I'd be expecting someone I know making those noises.
In horror movies you know that something bad will happen, so of course you'd get annoyed. But in real life, why would you even think something like that would happen? My mind would jump to the most reasonable explanation for me which is "oh, it's probably my family", not "omg, there's a murderer at the door!"
Every time I take a shower after watching a scary movie when I'm putting shampoo or conditioner I SCRUB THAT SHIT FAST.
XD SAME and love ur name btw
+Luna Thanks much appreciated
Bro same! 😂
#Grudge #iknowhowyoufeel
Ditto
“I have moved into 4 houses and I didn’t even get an attic or basements.”
No killers for you.
Yay...? Maybe now that I'm not in trouble I WANT TO BE IN TROUBLE
They just gonna come in through he back door
Me: *has an attic* ah shoot
Scizor **has both** oh man...
Same I’m lucky
sitting here and rewatching this vid, now 19 and in university, reminiscing about how much joy your videos would bring me growing up. This one was one of my favourites, still is. You had such a positive impact on so many people. I hope you are doing well and happy wherever you are in life now ❤
How to survive a horror movie.
Step 1
Stay the f*ck away from the main character.
Step 2
Thank me.
THANK YOU
But what if you're the main character :/ well. . . . f**k
Lol, Sucks to be you then XD
right?
but in all honesty, i think the best way to survive a horror movie is to carry a shovel.
👻 I like watching some horror movie but not all if them.💀
When I hear a scary sound home alone.
Me: Grabs shotgun
Amen
This is so lame
An AA-12 should do the job
Desert Eagle .50cal (suppressed) and a Uzi
The killer will likely out-violin you
“I ain’t getting no splinters” 😂😂😂😂😂💀
Blair witch: don’t turn around
Every slasher movie ever: run the other way
Every zombie movie ever: DOUBLE👏🏼TAP
when your teacher give you homework.
G
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F
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see someone eating your food
g
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f
o
when you see your crush kissing someone else
G
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F
O
...
G
T
F
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Shirley Guerrier
When your best friend catches you kissing her boyfriend
G
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F
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Shirley Guerrier I did that in real life in my school and my friends said 'you watch Ryan Higa?'
Btw Ryan, you're not alone. I've never lived in a house with an Attic or Basement.
NVG 101 sams
NVG 101 well we have an attic but none of us have been in it and it's locked and the entrance is right outside my bedroom door and a few days ago I found my window and blinds open even though I left them closed. Help.
Good Luck in the Apocalypse.
Victoria Eats Children
*burn the house down*
I sleep in this room in my basement
step 1) Don't be the funny black guy.
step 2) Don't be the happy guy with kids.
step 3) Don't be the wise mentor.
step 4) Don't be that cool guy.
step 5) Don't be the tough person.
step 6) Don't be middle aged woman getting groceries.
step 7) Don't be the person who doesn't believe in the supernatural.
And the most important step;
step 8) Don't be the expendable extra.
IKR
Ok, I believe you c:
Be the salty codger! I love old people.
Dont be the guy in the starting of the movie
Black middle-aged men (35-55 years old usually) die first. Look at Jurassic Park. And the one really nice, helpful, main characters best friend dies too.
These old videos were a huge part of my teenage years
"Lets stick together"
Says no surviver ever
"We'll split up, you go get the flashlights, I'll go get murdered cause' of my stupidass"
Yes
Yup
M1xxyy make sure to hide under the bed
when humans die in a movie: meh
when animals die: WHYYY
kitkat katn1p Yes, I hate programs where animals die! 😭😱
kitkat katn1p for me I cry when a mom is talking to there kid and then they die or a grandpa with a beard cus it reminds me of my grandpa
The humans who die usually deserve it so...
kitkat katn1p me too I don't like when animals die
Animals are innocent there inst a day in there life they have done something bad but then again they have... how about that rarely happens...? Idk
I'm not afraid of the dark I'm afraid of what's in the dark
Yeah that's what happens in most people's cases. Their not scared of the dark, their afraid of what might be lurking in the dark.
+Hallie Bear same here!i own a flashlight and use it at my bus stop for scholl every morning, because my nightmares made me afraid of whats in it!! said what I alwas say exactly!
+umar cook noob I am like u 12 and I even went to haunted house..... With my brother he is a ghost hunter
+GROWGANOTH STEVE noob I am 18 and went to a strip club ... with my brother he is a milf hunter
mY SONGS KNOW WHAT YOU DID IN THE DARKKKK
This is hands-down in top five favorite videos ever. It is simple, well-written, and very comforting; plus, this was probably my first nigahiga video, after the Elsa rap.
+ nostalgia factor
never fall asleep in a creepy ass room
id prefer not to sleep in ur bathroom
Sup
Hinata Hyuga what...sorry I just woke up in black room with a bunch of spirits...oh man!!😓😓😓
but u have the byakugan ryt
Hinata Hyuga your right
Don't hang out with clowns
true
Brandon Stull if you do you should gtfo
Brandon Stull don't hang out with violin ted
basicaly
Brandon Stull This is one of the best advice!
To beat the killer in horror movies
You must be the killer
Gt Forever or the guy who wants to kill but never got the chance cause they're afraid of the law.
Gt Forever So Roy Burns from Friday the 13th Who pretended to be Jason in one movie
Gt Forever no you must be one with the killer
Gt Forever yes
Gt Forever be his MOTHER
higa still makes me laugh to this day, his humour doesn’t have an expiry date.
If you watch the video that kills you in seven days, watch it again on the 6th day over and over agin until the girl says "I'm tried of this shit, I'm moving on to the next person."
Alex Rodriguez OMG I never thought of that
*tired
?
what video
The one from the ring
“if the ligts are flickering GTFO”
The schools lights are flickering
HOLY I NEED TO GET OUT OF SCHOOL
Lmfao
Lmaoooo
Acorn_ c0micss2 u ok there buddy
I was in a stairwell and the lights were flickering yay no exercise for me
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Big, sketchy basement: *Super loud noise comes from inside and nobody's in there*
Family: *Oh yeah let's go check it out*
thats what i would do
Jack Hammond ikr cus thats smart XD
grantfrostwolf HAH YES EXACTLY :P
I really miss Ryan's videos and sketches! It really helped me through my high school period ! and Now that I'm 23 I still enjoy them and wish e could do more skits
2013: No record Player
2018: No IPod
2019:no old stuff
Shadow Renegader I still have an iPod .-.
I pod exists
SAME. finally someone that hates bathrooms like me
Epic Dexter same after scary movies though
When I go to brush my teeth, I always look at the mirror and see if a creepy murderer is standing right there trying to kill me. This happens especially at night.
Yeah, me too.😁 But I'm so glad that I dnt have mirrors on my bathroom walls. Whew....
Have you ever been in a shower and then soap burns your eyes but you struggle for dear life to keep them open because you're afraid that if you close them you're going to get murdered by satan knows what
Bathrooms are just creepy in general dude
How to survive a horror movie:
be the director and change the whole script
And change it back but be careful
Or carry a gun 😂
why so unoriginal
Or be the cameraman
That's the writer's job.
0:15 I was scared first but then when I noticed it was Ryan, I couldn't stop laughing 😂
LMFAO now I noticed 🤣🤣
1. Do not scream when you see a zombie which hasn't noticed you
2. Never look at one direction (not the boy band) for too long
3. Don't raise your deathflag
4. HIT ANYTHING THAT JUMPSCARES YOU- better safe than sorry
For the last one though, it depends on the type of person you are. If you basically respond a jumpscare with a reflex action, then you might get lucky beating the crap out of that person. If you respond a jumpscare with fright and little movement, you're basically fucked unless you got an object and beat it when you're done freaking out.
Kyoka Haru lol
I'd think both, for 2
Lmao "not the boy band" the first advice is a really good one! It always pisses me off when characters just can't keep quiet and get themselves killed for it, I mean they practically just asked the monster or whatever to murder them if it hadn't noticed them and the character makes it notice them
Wow thanks, I broke my ipad.
In horror movies the people are always like "oh no, no service" but if you call 911 every cell provider in legally forced to send your call through, so you CAN call the police
Dubba Z ha
Another rule is always be with somebody...
literally anybody... the more people the better and also..... *NEVER* split up!!!
Make sure you're in a 3, so I one of you are the killer one can gtfo when the other one gets killed. If you're in a 2 and the other person is the killer. You're fucked. And if you're in a 3 and the other 3 are killers. You're fucked.
@@PastyMancer If it's you and another person, just kill them. If you can. If it's you and 2 others, and there are 3 killers, you're dead. UNLESS, all of you know how to fight.
I know and I don’t know why they split up there dumb
But going together would make the killer run after all of them?
I'm watching this ten years later 😭
Closet: *breathing comes from closet and no one's in there*
Me: C'mon, family. We're moving to Mars.
EDIT: Shit, when did this get so many likes :O
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Have you never seen Jason X!? That sh*t takes place in SPACE!!!
This is my favorite comment.
LlamaHouse46 MSP fnaf 4
Will you say hi to Rumbleroar for me at Pigfarts?
"When I was growing up, I hated October."
My birthday: October 7th.
Well, I guess that's not as bad, because 7's a lucky number.
lol im boren in JUly 13th 13 is an unlucky umber fml
I was born on October 6
Emma Jemley Lol you got 7 likes
Now it's 13. An Unlucky number, is it not?
Asmaa Vohra I liked it just so it would be 14. No unlucky numbers today 😂😂
i fear no horror movie
but that thing
**points to a new horror movie**
scares me
How do I turn this fuckin thing off?
@@nupeer lol
TF2 heavy is taking over
I am heavy weapons guy, and this *pulls out reverse card* will make me live in a horror movie
Tbh, this helped me get over my fear of horror movies
So thank you for making this video
How to survive a horror movie?
Be the main character AKA the killer
Misaki _ San best idea(if the wasn’t already written)
Nope, the main character is the survivor girl/boy.
Or be the final girl
Fnaf kid 18 was Hindi movi
Be the cereal killer who kills the serial killer!
Never say "I'll be right back" because you won't be back
Wendy Edits So true
Wendy Edits true cause then the murderur be like >:) IMMA FOLLOW AND MURDER THAT DUMB PERSON!
Wendy Edits And plus, if you say that, youre probably be playing Football/Soccer.
Wendy Edits, yess
DOES NOBODY NOTICE THIS REFERENCES SCREAM?!?!?!?!?!
How to survive a horror movie
Be the main character
Jen C Not always
Jen C but what if the bad guy is the main character?
Jen C sometimes they die
Jen C No just move away from that bloody place and call the police and video the bad secret things as well to prove the stupid police
Zoe Fisher 😂😂😂😂😂😂yup the most valid answer
“The killer knows where you are at all times. He has wall hacks”
-Ryan Higa 2013
2:25 That sounded so real on my headphones, I almost thought someone was knocking... scared the sh!t out of me, I'm not even kidding! :(
Saaaaaame!
Ik i thought he was gonna jumpscare us
Anytime I watch it, its just beyond me. Especially as I watched it in midnight.
I like your hearthstone warrior class picture
Joseph Shin Its not hearthstone. :P Its WoW.
Killer: I see you
Me: what am I on tv???
GalaxyGirl Forever no go away
Me: *GTFOs*
GalaxyGirl Forever lol
GalaxyGirl Forever sh*t
GalaxyGirl Forever me: uh no u don't. If u do tell me where I am
If you're in a horror movie, you make poor decisions. It's what you do.
-- GEICO
XD lol
+Shader1019 Makes sense.. since the choice of being in a horror movie seems like a poor choice.. in itself.
Heey-yoooo :P. Just kidding.
+Shader1019 Switch to Geico today for on the road assistance against horror movie villains.
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I was 8 when this came out. Honestly so glad I grew up in this era of RUclips.
Nah, the real key to suriving a horror movie is to act like you're in an action movie.
Chainsaw maniac on the loose? Grab an M60 and go out to kick ass.
Hear strange noises in your house at night? Get a pair of submachineguns and run around spraying everything that moves.
See a run down abandoned haunted house? ARRRRRRR PEEEEEEE GEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Unless of couse you're facing Alma, who's fucking terrifying even when your carrying around a gatling gun, a particle accelerator and a 20mm autocannon.
Who's alma?
Nice ideas
bullshit, kyuube.
Nice ideas
In scary movie don't go alone
Bring a weapon
Don't call cop because they take forever to get there
Don't wait for the killer to get up just kill it
Don't go to friends house you will get kill
Reload your gun quickly
Don't worry about your pets
Don't talk to strangers
Don't have party
Don't drink a lot or smoke a lot
Don't like at the window
do not investigate
Don't be with the cool kids
Don't go camping
y2hulk hulk vs kong or just leave
U r not that dog
Translation...
Be me
Stay home and whenever your friends ask you to go out just say nahhhh, I'm good...🙂
Space Cookie that works too
y2hulk hulk vs kong And also GTFO AT SIGNS
I used to always say that as well, "Why are you going toward the sound!? Idiot!" But I realized something. In real life when I hear a strange sound, I investigate it. I always assume it's something reasonable and logical, like my cats knocking something over, someone I live with doing something, or the like. If you aren't expecting there to be anything scary or unusual, then it's pretty normal to investigate any strange sounds.
So in conclusion, it only seems stupid because you know it's a horror movie and something is bound to happen. But the person in the film isn't supposed to know that it's a horror film (that'd be a meta reference!) and so it's reasonable for them to check things out. (Though, if they know somethings up and they check anyway....well...)
When I hear strange noises, I also go to investigate it coz I get really scared and want to confirm that the sound is not what I think it is.
Tip: if you have heard the sound before investigate it if you want if it is an unusual strange sound get a weapon and investigate. But if you don't have a weapon walk out the door.
I know this lady who was baby sitting some kids. She heard a strange noise come from the basement. She called the cops. AND WHAT WOULD YOU KNOW, it was a rapist wanted for multiple murder and rape cases. There's a lesson here.. DON'T CHECK THE STRANGE NOISE! -_-
TO SPACE!!! My friend...
Just that guy that is SOUND advice my friend!
(no pun intended, but enjoyed) :)
This will forever be a classic
I have the same fears when I was younger.
Magical Potatoe had*
Magical Potatoe same
Same
TIP: Smiling while watching horror movies prevents one from getting startled during suspense scenes, since smiling sends positive endorphins to the brain, making one inevitably happy... weird, huh? Now, I almost start to chuckle when scary-ass looking faces appear out of nowhere AND flinching is no longer an issue. It comes in handy to be genius at innovative thinking... yes actually genius. I hope my tip helps some of you. But, just make sure no one else is looking at you when you smile, or else they'll think you're a twisted son of a bitch. lol
Or maybe I'm just psycho... I'm not 100% sure.
i think my friends already know how twisted i am
Soooo... giggle at the ghosties?
Neanderthal Jesus
pfff good job now im going to sing it wen a scary part pops up in a movie XD
I started laughing as soon as I read that comment, idk why
Best Defence against any type of Ghost is the infamous Middle-finger , Works Everytime
Taser/tickle.
That works too
Not really
Taser-tickling ghosts can ruin their jumpscares and instead of a horrifying scream, they end up laughing and having difficulties screaming.
No, have Markiplier do it for you. Works better tbh
10 years later and I'm still watching every October. This video is what created my love for horror movies. Something just clicked from this. I'm thinking of getting GTFO tattooed on my arm. Maybe an eighteenth B-day gift for myself. God I wish he still made these types of videos
I don't know why but the girl from the ring scares me so bad! It's probably just me...
A b b y - Don't Worry. I stopped watching the ring 10 minutes in. The dead girl in the closet got me.
Mizuki 259 same
Nope, me too
I have a wale in my back yard
I am kinda scared!
Probably because her hair is in the front of her face and she's a little girl
Nighahiga : AW SH*T! (And more)
My parents : WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY?
Me : ehh...shay......?
Pony Star Racist Little Fucker
Pony Star kookie
When yo parents find out you watch someone who's not PG
GTFO
Jeon Pony кσσкιє Star The same thing happens to me when my parents hear BTS cursing in english.
Me: *opens the door and yells hello*
Killer: yeah im in the kitchen want a sandwich
Faze decoy I want the sandwich
Faze decoy Omg this is so great
The first Ryan Higa Video I ever watched can't believe it was 10 years ago
Ryan: how hard is it to run without falling?!
Me: the reason why I’m failing gym is because of how much I fall
Horror movie names in old days:
The living ded
Horror movie names now:
No wifi service
Dead*
XD
i laghed
so hard
Dun Dun DUNNNNN
Simply Frida Aa
*D E D*
Step 1 to surviving a horror movie:
Be the main character.
Step 2:
That's it.....
+QwertyDragon You mean the character that gets tortured and haunted throughout the entire ordeal to the point of being desensitized and comes out of it with PTSD?
Fuck. That.
I say GTFO at the first sign of trouble.
Don't be fat
Don't wear high heels
Don't buy a FUCKING CHEAP ASS THING
Don't buy shit off old men at garage sales
Don't find some cursed shit
Don't go over fences
Don't be cocky
Don't have sex or masturbate....just hold it off
+Dan Man10 Gaming oh and also....Don't say "Ahh...I think I outran him/her" cause they are always behind that same person!
Unless the movie is based off of Divergent, if so, be the second main character.
+Ninga ella DAMN BURN
When I watched this when I was 7, I laughed hysterically. Now, as a teen, I’m laughing way harder than last time.
NEVER FLICK THE LIGHTS ON AND OFF
if there is something that only moves in the dark the WTF do u turn the lights off
+Sdfhydh8y
+Sheriff Tony ikr
Sheriff Tony
because you will burn out your light bulb.
You forgot to say to never accept or use anything old in a house that was left behind by the previous owner. Examples would be: an old piano, a record player, an old telephone, paintings, statues, old boxes or chests, a fancy-looking drawer, suits of armor, a rusty, fancy-looking key or a locked door, and anything old and/or antique because chances are that it might be haunted
Don't forget ouija boards. I wish I had a dollar for every horror story where all the problems are caused by a ouija board.
mysterymares Seriously though.
mysterymares theres a movie called that -_-
NekoNinjaNightmare I just saw the trailer a few minutes ago. That's what gave me that idea.
I immediately thought of the movie sinister
Hold up. This was 5 years ago and he looks basically the exact same. I swear he's a vampire that never ages.
Lliu Snow I know right LOL I just realized
Or he’s Asian
Asians when they aged they look exactly the same until 2 deacades later i think.
Mayhaps he's a psychic vampire, who feeds on emotion coming from his audience?
We are just Asian
9 yrs later and still on my recommended
Lmao is the beginning when he said “scares” the WiFi stopped working so it made it laggy. And it scared me 😂
The GTFO person is me 😂
Crimson I am with you.
Me 2
Me to
lol same
Lmao same I want to live with my parents instead of alone XD or maybe my bff
Don't worry ghosts will only scare you and not kill you. Because if you died and became a ghost it will be pretty awkward situation
Blue Panda
Ghost:*scary sounds*
Me:"you lonely"
Ghost:"yes"
Me:*stare*
Ghost"*stare*
TUNE IN TO ABC
TO WATCH "ME AND MY GHOST FRIEND" EVERY FRIDAY
Ryan : I post daily
Me : Crying inside