Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @mushroomkingwolfie
    @mushroomkingwolfie Год назад +159

    Thank you for naming an armada after me spiff! I feel so honored! I will forever remember this as the day I, King Wolfie, was in a Spiffing Brit stream!

    • @Roketsune
      @Roketsune Год назад +3

      I like wolfies!

    • @mushroomkingwolfie
      @mushroomkingwolfie Год назад +2

      @@Roketsune I like kitsune! Lol ❤️

    • @Roketsune
      @Roketsune Год назад +1

      @@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

    • @Roketsune
      @Roketsune Год назад +1

      @@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!

  • @adamthestonerful
    @adamthestonerful Год назад +202

    Thank you mango for taking over the spiffing Brits channel.

    • @EEEEEEEE
      @EEEEEEEE Год назад +14

      ‎E

    • @mattd6931
      @mattd6931 Год назад +19

      There's really nothing more British, than discovering something as a guest, and then taking over it completely.

    • @DodgyDaveGTX
      @DodgyDaveGTX Год назад +4

      @@EEEEEEEE nothing more British than a pint down the pub & a couple good E's

  • @MrShowbags
    @MrShowbags Год назад +5

    41:13 Someone gonna tell poor Mango that Jellyfish are such simple creatures that they could hardly recognize that they even exist. They dont have a brain, heart or respritory system, they cant think and all of their behaivor are automatic reflexes. They wouldn't understand what pain is and could hardly tell the difference between being dead or alive anyway so she should stop beating herself up for it unless she feels guilty for all the grass shes walked on before as that has just about as much sentience as a jellyfish!

  • @varjutantsija5607
    @varjutantsija5607 Год назад +153

    i can already hear spiff say it..
    "Marriage is a perfectly balanced-" 😂

    • @spicyreyes
      @spicyreyes Год назад +40

      How To Exploit Payroll Tax By Marrying Your Intern

    • @dmitrirudder4878
      @dmitrirudder4878 Год назад +12

      His vows better read like a video intro

    • @spicyreyes
      @spicyreyes Год назад +10

      They do the looped arm toast with Perfectly Balanced Mugs of Yorkshire Tea

    • @ElodieHiras
      @ElodieHiras Год назад +1

      Seriously, they should patch out that infinite money exploit that involves going into marriage planning to divorce from day 1.

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Год назад +272

    Mango telling the story of using Spiff as a meat shield just had me like "oh yes, they're perfect for each other"

    • @spicyreyes
      @spicyreyes Год назад +29

      Two videos go up a month after Spiff and Mango's wedding
      Spiff: "TAX WRITE OFF ARE PERFECTLY BALANCED : GET MARRIED for INFINITE MONEY?"
      Mango: "I drowned my husband on our honeymoon trying to get away from jellyfish, AITA?"

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад +1

      A Fannigram hey? I do love a fanni...

    • @Sync_tm
      @Sync_tm Год назад

      @@spicyreyes te as t m

    • @Freakinkat
      @Freakinkat Год назад

      I was like looking through the comments and I'm like what's a Mango 😗then I heard the Mango and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh, that's a the Mango, omg little spiffs!!! Oh snap

    • @iraf.official
      @iraf.official Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Год назад +87

    "I can be the source of everything!"
    Spiff forgetting to be British for a second

    • @spicyreyes
      @spicyreyes Год назад +24

      "I can't believe you've taken everything I've done and claimed it for your own"
      Mango ALSO forgetting Spiff is British

    • @IsfetSolaris
      @IsfetSolaris Год назад +1

      @@spicyreyes timestamp?

  • @OctEddie
    @OctEddie Год назад +23

    I also like the idea of Mango playing a game that Spiff narrates the actions of.

    • @spicyreyes
      @spicyreyes Год назад +4

      I had the concept of Spiff and Mango playing a multi-player game where he has to exploit it to make Mango win, instead of himself
      Like that co op game of Civ where Spiff and another player were taking turns nuking cities, but Spiff actively has to make Mango win
      ...bonus points if he doesn't tell her that's the goal
      ....DOUBLE bonus if she's actively trying to lose

    • @stewartknoll2338
      @stewartknoll2338 Год назад

      This needs to be a thing

  • @tranceightseven
    @tranceightseven Год назад +1

    I hail from Texas. I fell asleep with you tube randomly chugging along and woke up to this. Strange world, great tea…

  • @4ththedoctor204
    @4ththedoctor204 Год назад +24

    i was so disappointed to see a stream starting as i was walking out the door this morning, and was immediately rewarded as i started watching. being the gov i hope i will not forsake the power gifted upon myself by the great and powerful Spiff. ALL HAIL SPIFF. may he bring tea to the heathens of the universe.

  • @gustavosantos106
    @gustavosantos106 Год назад +3

    Congratulations, charming couple!

  • @miisgi9641
    @miisgi9641 Год назад +144

    Mango's reactions make it clear that her assistance in a Crusader Kings stream needs to happen.

    • @RobBCactive
      @RobBCactive Год назад +7

      Perhaps the Spiff should wait till after the wedding before exposure to CK :)

    • @iraf.official
      @iraf.official Год назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @JelaniWood
    @JelaniWood Год назад +5

    Ah so your Space Brits plythrough went like most of mine go. You get boxed in and are on the Defensive more or less the entire game even when on Offense. I actually named mine "The Spiffing Brits" in your honor, Sir.

  • @Osma777
    @Osma777 Год назад +2

    Finding a lovely Mango who is capable of putting up with The Spiffing Brit is clearly an exploit, and shows that Romance is perfectly balanced. Well done Spiff, you've done it again.
    (Please remember that this is Romance, not Project Zomboid (Which I just watched), so murdering her is counter-indicated for the eventual win scenario in this game.)

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau Год назад +4

    CONGRATS to you and Mango, Spiff. Over the moon happy for you two.

  • @lololoershadow
    @lololoershadow 11 месяцев назад +1

    I keep being held hostage by Spiffing Brits videos, when ever I fall asleep with youtube on autoplay, I wake up to one of these streams.

  • @XENO051
    @XENO051 Год назад +1

    Spiff I want to personally thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea and I want you to know I recently had a blood transfusion and I am now running on 100% Yorkshire Tea Gold in my veins. I think I have an addiction and I dont want to stop.

  • @sintanan469
    @sintanan469 Год назад +21

    4:38 Wait a minute... A lost colony, meaning they aren't part of the original empire... highly xenophobic... highly militaristic...
    Spiff is playing Space America!

  • @fynnskywalker
    @fynnskywalker Год назад +5

    I love that the first word of the stream is our lord and saviour Georgie

  • @NikolaiManning
    @NikolaiManning Год назад +6

    Mango comes back while Spiff is ranting about tea and colonization... This is normal.

  • @noahely3014
    @noahely3014 Год назад +5

    When I saw the boats and the fort my mind instantly went ohhhh it's pirate 101

  • @ataperecorder
    @ataperecorder Год назад +4

    love seeing mango in more videos/streams! ❤

  • @Chaotic_Fragment
    @Chaotic_Fragment Год назад +22

    Britain when someone gives them spaceships and tea: Why stop at a planet when there’s a solar system? _But why stop at a solar system when there’s a galaxy?_ *But why stop at a galaxy when there’s a universe?* *_But why stop at a universe when there’s the multiverse?_*

    • @markmalocha3303
      @markmalocha3303 Год назад

      But then they come across their multiversal British counterparts, who use robots extensively and have outright banned tea. Multiversal war ensues.

  • @lisasteel6817
    @lisasteel6817 Год назад +17

    Every game Spiff plays turns into a war crimes simulator.

  • @SerunaXI
    @SerunaXI Год назад +42

    Spiff: This is Mango, one of my interns.
    Mango: Intern?
    Spiff: Also my Fiance.
    Oh, so she's a paid intern.

    • @beesly01
      @beesly01 Год назад

      Naught point 5 pence per month.

  • @stewartknoll2338
    @stewartknoll2338 Год назад +13

    35 minutes for peach to go from "make aliens friends" to "murder the aliens"

  • @mustlovedragons8047
    @mustlovedragons8047 Год назад +8

    Loving the Treasure Planet shipset!

  • @jaredcrary
    @jaredcrary Год назад +5

    I only caught a cursory glance at the models for the ships and bases, but they look like the models from treasure planet: battle at procyon. That was a blast from the past lmao

  • @spicyreyes
    @spicyreyes Год назад +3

    Spiff and the Intergalatic Tea-Farers

  • @blainethompson6510
    @blainethompson6510 Год назад +5

    Hello missed the live stream life happens
    Mango congrats on the upcoming nuptials
    Your treasure planet ships are hilarious and amazing 👍

  • @Nightchade
    @Nightchade Год назад +2

    Your girl came ready to go full Ordo Xenos on this game. 0-savage in less than an hour, bravo. 🤣

  • @IsfetSolaris
    @IsfetSolaris Год назад +6

    You two have such a good dynamic (I suppose you are partners) please do more videos together!

  • @mrbluea23
    @mrbluea23 Год назад +10

    You are 1 lucky guy, your fiancé is a Chaos God

  • @robertcartledge826
    @robertcartledge826 Год назад +10

    The custom models remind me of the animated movie based on treasure island, "treasure planet"
    I think Spiff would enjoy that since it has a very strong tea drinking Brittish vibe :D

  • @quinnwilson9671
    @quinnwilson9671 Год назад +1

    congrats on engagement 🎉

  • @TDurden527
    @TDurden527 Год назад +3

    First time I've ever watched TSB play a game straight and the Humans declare war on him and his F a couple hours into the game that's it.

  • @MrThomasCWest
    @MrThomasCWest Год назад +5

    If I had the funds, I was going to open a tea shop near a hospital and call it Casual Teas.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад

      I was just going to open a tea emporium for Spiff, but the mods on the discord told me no. :(

  • @OctEddie
    @OctEddie Год назад +3

    This makes me want to play Stellaris again…especially seeing I can just automate the planets.

  • @davidhorvath226
    @davidhorvath226 Год назад +6

    Hello spiff, i just want to say thank you for your content, you dont know but your vids and your voice is the only thing that comfort me and able to make me sleep, i have struggles with life now and its a great help, i love your humor and everything.. so thanks for it even if you never reply i felt that i have to say thanks :)

  • @ViciousMink
    @ViciousMink Год назад +1

    *blinks* There's a Treasure Planet mod for Stellaris! Awesome! XD

  • @auseawesome9112
    @auseawesome9112 Год назад +8

    Very fun stream, tea will overtake all!

  • @gravewatcher6690
    @gravewatcher6690 Год назад +10

    I love stellaris! When i first got the game, I made a faction called British empire and every world I captured was appropriately named BRITISH COLONY.

  • @MindFullGames
    @MindFullGames Месяц назад

    here i was wondering whose voice did i wake up to. love ur channel man. keep up the good work

  • @Trivial_Whim
    @Trivial_Whim Год назад +1

    Never heard of Lego Masters, but do live somewhere where you can order 24/7 pancakes, so I think I’ve won here.

  • @ststclair
    @ststclair Год назад +4

    I forgot how much I miss the Weekly Domestic!

  • @algernonbunburyy7731
    @algernonbunburyy7731 Год назад +2

    I am just visiting this comment-section to tell you about the best brewage on this lovely planet. It is Cof- Ha good one right? No it is TEA, PRAY TO THE TEAGODSEVERYONE

  • @chubbybubby8360
    @chubbybubby8360 Год назад +1

    Congrats! Hope you guys live long happy lives together 🎉 1:57

  • @EyeOfMagnus4E201
    @EyeOfMagnus4E201 Год назад +1

    The RNG gods really didn’t like you today. Lack of planets was unlucky, to be sure, but having the advanced Earth humans turn out to be fanatic purifiers was really an improbable turn of the worst luck possible. Oof!

  • @johnsexton4352
    @johnsexton4352 Год назад +1

    Mango is adorable and I think you two should do more streams together

  • @TheInsanitor
    @TheInsanitor Год назад +13

    Mango is great fun! She should participate be in more videos... While you're busy doing some background setup, she can tell Zippy stories! :D

  • @Eibad19
    @Eibad19 2 месяца назад

    "I stepped on a jellyfish once"
    "I jumped on a bunch of jellyfish like they were cement drawn hop-scotch squares"
    "I crushed a family of jellyfish under my feet"
    an incredibt progression

  • @daviniusb6798
    @daviniusb6798 Год назад

    I love your streams with Mango, please keep her happy so she keeps beeing the voice of chat!

  • @Roketsune
    @Roketsune Год назад +1

    Why is Spiff married to a tropical fruit that apparently also is capable of speech?

  • @Rox_and_Wheatley
    @Rox_and_Wheatley Год назад +1

    OMG CONGRATS Brit!

  • @Knutorius
    @Knutorius Год назад

    This video should really be called :
    "The Spiff & Mango Show", the Stellaris episode

  • @Cenot4ph
    @Cenot4ph Год назад +1

    This thing is like a cult with all this 'tea' screaming in the chat section

  • @AmierAzzeal
    @AmierAzzeal Год назад

    Mechanical Robots can use Tea as fuel. Especially yorkshire tea gold. It provides them with +100% efficency in resource output and gives them a 50% boost to research.

  • @ArthurEKing8472
    @ArthurEKing8472 Год назад +1

    Didn't know that Mango was the fiance, or that you're getting married this year! Congrats! Funny thing, so am I getting married this year. (October is the plan)

  • @MalfunctionNeo
    @MalfunctionNeo Год назад +2

    All glory to the extra tea-restrials.

  • @Jadriam
    @Jadriam Год назад +1

    So if i manage a race of tea powered robots will I be spared as fellow tea consumers, or destroyed to harvest my delicious Yorkshire Tea bloodfuel?

  • @mightydestroyer1020
    @mightydestroyer1020 Год назад +1

    The black hole never sets on the British empire

  • @GreyKingZero
    @GreyKingZero Год назад

    I'm just glad this co-op between Spiff and Mango happened, everything else is a bonus.

  • @matts436
    @matts436 Год назад +7

    Mango you need to be on live more. It just seems like spiff has more fun with you on

  • @trevortorres3676
    @trevortorres3676 Год назад +1

    Mango should become the best at 5D chess with multiverse time travel.

  • @theonepristinemonk5528
    @theonepristinemonk5528 Год назад +4

    I always say, cant go wrong with a Stellaris war crime!

  • @sodabox2008
    @sodabox2008 Год назад +1

    Stayin' Alive = Bee Gees
    I Will Survive = Gloria Gaynor

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад +1

      "Geeeeees" - _The Spiffing Brit_

  • @YoMateo.
    @YoMateo. Год назад +256

    Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 Год назад

    Sail ships, sooooo Treasure planet! an awesome film, space boats were awesome in that film

  • @tom23rd
    @tom23rd Год назад +1

    That's New Joisey. Like noisey, because NJians, even Florida ex-pats of NJ like me say it like that.

  • @gilgamsht4684
    @gilgamsht4684 Год назад +1

    Mango is so precious oh my goodness I wish you two a happy marriage with lots of tea 🥺

  • @trolly4233
    @trolly4233 Год назад

    was waiting for a video on this game

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад

      It has been a while.

  • @dylanthehumanwithhands4991
    @dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Год назад

    Spiff, I just wanted you to know that whenever I play stellaris I use many mods but I always have 2 specific mods enabled, those mods are the perfectly balanced spiffing brit advisor voice, which puts you in all my games and I just love hearing your voice whenever something happens, and the mod which changes the food icon to tea, because i also love tea, sadly i cant get yorkshire tea gold IRL in australia cause i dont think they sell it here but if i could i would be drinking it everytime i play stellaris, i drink a different brand of tea each time instead. P.S you're my favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that, I stopped watching youtube for over a year except whenever a new one of your videos popped up in my notifications I always had to watch it. I have never paid money to a youtuber before but I think once I get a job again I will pay for a sub for you, also congrats on getting married, I'm happy things are going good for you. And i wish you the best in your future. thank you.

    • @c6q3a24
      @c6q3a24 Год назад

      I'm also in Aus, and I buy my Yorkshire Tea Gold from Coles, but they are sometimes out of stock.
      It's very nice.

    • @dylanthehumanwithhands4991
      @dylanthehumanwithhands4991 Год назад

      @@c6q3a24 oh really? that must be it. i will have another look. thanks.

    • @c6q3a24
      @c6q3a24 Год назад

      @@dylanthehumanwithhands4991
      Yep!. They only sell it in the 100 box, but I keep them in a plastic container just to make sure they stay fresh.

    • @lisasteel6817
      @lisasteel6817 Год назад

      I found Yorkshire tea at Woolies. Joy to all.

  • @shrapnelite
    @shrapnelite Год назад +6

    what if the robots use tea as a lubricant?

  • @pin1093
    @pin1093 Год назад +1

    Spiffs people basically summarize the Imperium of man 40k

  • @aulvinduergard9952
    @aulvinduergard9952 Год назад +2

    Space Britannia wasn't British enough to withstand real Britannia. 😢😭

  • @j.bbailey6275
    @j.bbailey6275 Год назад

    Awesome duo love content

  • @mathewmorgan7011
    @mathewmorgan7011 Год назад

    Can we just call a spade a spade? Mango, your role is to farm the simps. You can just be honest about it. Your target market will still pay. You could even have a dedicated vid "Simp Farming is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"

  • @howizee
    @howizee 6 месяцев назад

    If you'd adopted the reformers, they could have tried to introduce coffee.

  • @Maybeabandaid9
    @Maybeabandaid9 Год назад

    This man, has people writing lore about his future marriage in here.
    Perfectly balanced.

  • @benjii_boi
    @benjii_boi Год назад +4

    more Mango content pls you two are adorable together

    • @TDurden527
      @TDurden527 Год назад

      Yes please . . . us fans wish to track the perfectly balanced marriage exploit . . . er I mean domestic tranquility😁

  • @randolphcarter4911
    @randolphcarter4911 Год назад

    I recognize those assets! From one of my favourite games of my childhood! They are from Treasure Planet, Battle for Procyon!!

  • @masondaniel8624
    @masondaniel8624 Год назад +1

    Mango what happened to y’alls podcast? It was interesting love this format though!

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад

      All I think about now, is how M4ng0's role as pirate captain was ruined in the JingleJam Rust RP. hahaha

  • @Sonar90
    @Sonar90 Год назад +1

    Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon assets in Stellaris. I've seen it all...

  • @Dragongaga
    @Dragongaga Год назад

    2:49:00 To be fair, the devs were pretty thorough with patching ui exploits, so I don't even know how you'd go about exploiting the game nowadays

  • @JessWLStuart
    @JessWLStuart Год назад +3

    I really hope this mod is available on the Steam workshop!

    • @Karrik478
      @Karrik478 Год назад

      If anyone finds it and knows it's name then let me know.

  • @GuaptamusPrime
    @GuaptamusPrime Год назад +2

    Spif-tastic!

  • @cjwardill
    @cjwardill Год назад

    YAY MANGO THE INTERN!
    I wonder if she's related to ilmango 🤔

  • @miinyoo
    @miinyoo Год назад

    Damn. New Stellaris looks a lot like a more colorful Eve Online.

  • @Vexyl-17
    @Vexyl-17 Год назад +1

    Does mango have a channel? Followed spiff for a good while but first time hearing of mango, she's great.

  • @beldurnik21
    @beldurnik21 Год назад +2

    Question: victorian's sent by queen Elizabeth.

  • @dwaters6274
    @dwaters6274 Год назад +3

    Amazing! More M4ng0 and Spiff please.

    • @Oblithian
      @Oblithian Год назад

      Have you listened to the Weekly Domestic? (defunct)

    • @dwaters6274
      @dwaters6274 Год назад

      @@Oblithian yes! And I miss the games they used to play on M4ng0 Twitch. This felt slightly reminiscent.

  • @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer
    @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer Год назад +1

    I’d be the person to donate 20 bucks and be like thanks for putting me in power I’m now going to be a dictator and rule with an iron fist

    • @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer
      @mtfalpha-1overseerfarmer Год назад

      And see what would happen if I made tea illegal for a month he’s making it illegal wold remove all regulations on the sale of tea

  • @trajedy-inspiredbyspiff148
    @trajedy-inspiredbyspiff148 6 месяцев назад

    Lego Masters? Have you seen James May's Toy Stories Lego episode? It's pretty amazing

  • @NicoNeko107
    @NicoNeko107 Год назад

    Somehow I’m not surprised that Spiff plays the Weeaboo Space Communists.

  • @mattmill30
    @mattmill30 Год назад +1

    4:59 - Perfectly balanced, why have phallic rockets when you could have actual space ships

  • @iraf.official
    @iraf.official Год назад +1

    👌👌

  • @GODENERUONE
    @GODENERUONE Год назад +1

    The brit is getting marry 🥵 imagine a cake 🍰 of tea 🤞

  • @mattd6931
    @mattd6931 Год назад +2

    Wait, is the emblem for the Space Britania empire a symbolic representation of a White Rose? Will we see a new war of the roses, in space?

    • @dmitrirudder4878
      @dmitrirudder4878 Год назад

      If it's white, I'd say the Yorkists have it

    • @mattd6931
      @mattd6931 Год назад

      @@dmitrirudder4878 At least until the Space Tudors come along.

  • @suprizeoptomist4680
    @suprizeoptomist4680 Год назад

    It's only a war crime if you lose the war.

  • @vincenzogatta8955
    @vincenzogatta8955 Год назад

    Spiff playing the American colonies in space 😁

  • @Armgoth
    @Armgoth Год назад

    You really should play another one... That was a horrible start :D