Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)
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- Опубликовано: 15 сен 2024
- Welcome to the worlds best space warcrime simulator! Stellaris! Stellaris is a space 4x grand strategy game where players must expand, explore, exploit and exterminate! We will be playing as the british empire that has flown off into space and begins to prepare a grand tea crusade which 100% will not result in something similar to rimworld organ harvesting or space war crimes! All will be fine! Are you Tired of your neighbours complaining about your workers not having any rights? Why not surround their planets with an energy shield so strong they can never complain again. This game has it all from bio engineering to devouring swarms of locusts that intend to eat the galaxy. So let us become the end game crisis that is the british empire and meme conquest our way across the universe!
What you have seen here today is part of a fantastic perfectly balanced series on youtube where I go from game to game and break them with wacky exploits to gain things like unlimited gold. If you enjoyed this then be sure to check out more. The style is similar to RT game and callmekevin in parts. A large influence on this series has come from Valefisk and The Killian Experience.
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Title: Space Warcrime Simulator - British Empire In Stellaris Live! (WHAT COULD GO WRONG!??!)
#game #live #british
Mango telling the story of using Spiff as a meat shield just had me like "oh yes, they're perfect for each other"
Two videos go up a month after Spiff and Mango's wedding
Spiff: "TAX WRITE OFF ARE PERFECTLY BALANCED : GET MARRIED for INFINITE MONEY?"
Mango: "I drowned my husband on our honeymoon trying to get away from jellyfish, AITA?"
A Fannigram hey? I do love a fanni...
@@spicyreyes te as t m
I was like looking through the comments and I'm like what's a Mango 😗then I heard the Mango and I was like ohhhhhhhhhh, that's a the Mango, omg little spiffs!!! Oh snap
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Thank you for naming an armada after me spiff! I feel so honored! I will forever remember this as the day I, King Wolfie, was in a Spiffing Brit stream!
I like wolfies!
@@Roketsune I like kitsune! Lol ❤️
@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!
@@mushroomkingwolfie I like both!
Thank you mango for taking over the spiffing Brits channel.
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There's really nothing more British, than discovering something as a guest, and then taking over it completely.
@@EEEEEEEE nothing more British than a pint down the pub & a couple good E's
"I can be the source of everything!"
Spiff forgetting to be British for a second
"I can't believe you've taken everything I've done and claimed it for your own"
Mango ALSO forgetting Spiff is British
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Mango's reactions make it clear that her assistance in a Crusader Kings stream needs to happen.
Perhaps the Spiff should wait till after the wedding before exposure to CK :)
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i can already hear spiff say it..
"Marriage is a perfectly balanced-" 😂
How To Exploit Payroll Tax By Marrying Your Intern
His vows better read like a video intro
They do the looped arm toast with Perfectly Balanced Mugs of Yorkshire Tea
Seriously, they should patch out that infinite money exploit that involves going into marriage planning to divorce from day 1.
Spiff: This is Mango, one of my interns.
Mango: Intern?
Spiff: Also my Fiance.
Oh, so she's a paid intern.
Naught point 5 pence per month.
I love that the first word of the stream is our lord and saviour Georgie
4:38 Wait a minute... A lost colony, meaning they aren't part of the original empire... highly xenophobic... highly militaristic...
Spiff is playing Space America!
Oh my, what a Twist!
I also like the idea of Mango playing a game that Spiff narrates the actions of.
I had the concept of Spiff and Mango playing a multi-player game where he has to exploit it to make Mango win, instead of himself
Like that co op game of Civ where Spiff and another player were taking turns nuking cities, but Spiff actively has to make Mango win
...bonus points if he doesn't tell her that's the goal
....DOUBLE bonus if she's actively trying to lose
This needs to be a thing
i was so disappointed to see a stream starting as i was walking out the door this morning, and was immediately rewarded as i started watching. being the gov i hope i will not forsake the power gifted upon myself by the great and powerful Spiff. ALL HAIL SPIFF. may he bring tea to the heathens of the universe.
NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! rip
Britain when someone gives them spaceships and tea: Why stop at a planet when there’s a solar system? _But why stop at a solar system when there’s a galaxy?_ *But why stop at a galaxy when there’s a universe?* *_But why stop at a universe when there’s the multiverse?_*
But then they come across their multiversal British counterparts, who use robots extensively and have outright banned tea. Multiversal war ensues.
Every game Spiff plays turns into a war crimes simulator.
Your not wrong :p
Or a Britain-Simulator.
35 minutes for peach to go from "make aliens friends" to "murder the aliens"
Mango comes back while Spiff is ranting about tea and colonization... This is normal.
When I saw the boats and the fort my mind instantly went ohhhh it's pirate 101
Ah so your Space Brits plythrough went like most of mine go. You get boxed in and are on the Defensive more or less the entire game even when on Offense. I actually named mine "The Spiffing Brits" in your honor, Sir.
Spiff and the Intergalatic Tea-Farers
You are 1 lucky guy, your fiancé is a Chaos God
The custom models remind me of the animated movie based on treasure island, "treasure planet"
I think Spiff would enjoy that since it has a very strong tea drinking Brittish vibe :D
I agree.
Mango is great fun! She should participate be in more videos... While you're busy doing some background setup, she can tell Zippy stories! :D
CONGRATS to you and Mango, Spiff. Over the moon happy for you two.
Congratulations, charming couple!
Finding a lovely Mango who is capable of putting up with The Spiffing Brit is clearly an exploit, and shows that Romance is perfectly balanced. Well done Spiff, you've done it again.
(Please remember that this is Romance, not Project Zomboid (Which I just watched), so murdering her is counter-indicated for the eventual win scenario in this game.)
Never heard of Lego Masters, but do live somewhere where you can order 24/7 pancakes, so I think I’ve won here.
Hello missed the live stream life happens
Mango congrats on the upcoming nuptials
Your treasure planet ships are hilarious and amazing 👍
41:13 Someone gonna tell poor Mango that Jellyfish are such simple creatures that they could hardly recognize that they even exist. They dont have a brain, heart or respritory system, they cant think and all of their behaivor are automatic reflexes. They wouldn't understand what pain is and could hardly tell the difference between being dead or alive anyway so she should stop beating herself up for it unless she feels guilty for all the grass shes walked on before as that has just about as much sentience as a jellyfish!
You two have such a good dynamic (I suppose you are partners) please do more videos together!
I only caught a cursory glance at the models for the ships and bases, but they look like the models from treasure planet: battle at procyon. That was a blast from the past lmao
I love stellaris! When i first got the game, I made a faction called British empire and every world I captured was appropriately named BRITISH COLONY.
Hello spiff, i just want to say thank you for your content, you dont know but your vids and your voice is the only thing that comfort me and able to make me sleep, i have struggles with life now and its a great help, i love your humor and everything.. so thanks for it even if you never reply i felt that i have to say thanks :)
If I had the funds, I was going to open a tea shop near a hospital and call it Casual Teas.
I was just going to open a tea emporium for Spiff, but the mods on the discord told me no. :(
I forgot how much I miss the Weekly Domestic!
I didn't. RIP
Your girl came ready to go full Ordo Xenos on this game. 0-savage in less than an hour, bravo. 🤣
This makes me want to play Stellaris again…especially seeing I can just automate the planets.
Stayin' Alive = Bee Gees
I Will Survive = Gloria Gaynor
"Geeeeees" - _The Spiffing Brit_
The black hole never sets on the British empire
So if i manage a race of tea powered robots will I be spared as fellow tea consumers, or destroyed to harvest my delicious Yorkshire Tea bloodfuel?
*blinks* There's a Treasure Planet mod for Stellaris! Awesome! XD
Loving the Treasure Planet shipset!
Space Britannia wasn't British enough to withstand real Britannia. 😢😭
"If they don't drink tea, how can I trust them. Plasma round to the head."
Imperium of Tea
Who didn’t come from TikTok raise their hands.✋
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I hate everything about tiktok starting with its dumb name.
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Wait this is on tiktok? Never knew aha
🙋🙋🙋 me, I don't like TikTok
I keep being held hostage by Spiffing Brits videos, when ever I fall asleep with youtube on autoplay, I wake up to one of these streams.
First time I've ever watched TSB play a game straight and the Humans declare war on him and his F a couple hours into the game that's it.
love seeing mango in more videos/streams! ❤
what if the robots use tea as a lubricant?
You can tell Taylor swift is American because she calls it like she sees it. Haters gonna hate, baker gonna fake, Colonizers gonna colonize. (Don’t bother asking if I’ve heard the song I have no idea what the lyrics actually are and have no intention of googling it. That’s how you know that I too am an American)
This video should really be called :
"The Spiff & Mango Show", the Stellaris episode
Mechanical Robots can use Tea as fuel. Especially yorkshire tea gold. It provides them with +100% efficency in resource output and gives them a 50% boost to research.
This thing is like a cult with all this 'tea' screaming in the chat section
I hail from Texas. I fell asleep with you tube randomly chugging along and woke up to this. Strange world, great tea…
Very fun stream, tea will overtake all!
The RNG gods really didn’t like you today. Lack of planets was unlucky, to be sure, but having the advanced Earth humans turn out to be fanatic purifiers was really an improbable turn of the worst luck possible. Oof!
If you'd adopted the reformers, they could have tried to introduce coffee.
If I had a nickel for every british youtuber in a relationship with their editor, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.
"Oh John!"
I am just visiting this comment-section to tell you about the best brewage on this lovely planet. It is Cof- Ha good one right? No it is TEA, PRAY TO THE TEAGODSEVERYONE
Spiff I want to personally thank you for introducing me to Yorkshire Tea and I want you to know I recently had a blood transfusion and I am now running on 100% Yorkshire Tea Gold in my veins. I think I have an addiction and I dont want to stop.
Who wants mango the unpaid intern to become a recurring exploitable content resource, raise your hands.
Mango should become the best at 5D chess with multiverse time travel.
I always say, cant go wrong with a Stellaris war crime!
oooo someone else is a war criminal!
I'm just glad this co-op between Spiff and Mango happened, everything else is a bonus.
Mango you need to be on live more. It just seems like spiff has more fun with you on
Why is Spiff married to a tropical fruit that apparently also is capable of speech?
All glory to the extra tea-restrials.
Congrats! Hope you guys live long happy lives together 🎉 1:57
Mango is adorable and I think you two should do more streams together
Spiffs people basically summarize the Imperium of man 40k
I heard WARCRIMES
Didn't know that Mango was the fiance, or that you're getting married this year! Congrats! Funny thing, so am I getting married this year. (October is the plan)
Mango what happened to y’alls podcast? It was interesting love this format though!
All I think about now, is how M4ng0's role as pirate captain was ruined in the JingleJam Rust RP. hahaha
Can we just call a spade a spade? Mango, your role is to farm the simps. You can just be honest about it. Your target market will still pay. You could even have a dedicated vid "Simp Farming is a perfectly balanced game with no exploits"
Does mango have a channel? Followed spiff for a good while but first time hearing of mango, she's great.
I really hope this mod is available on the Steam workshop!
If anyone finds it and knows it's name then let me know.
It's only a war crime if you lose the war.
I love your streams with Mango, please keep her happy so she keeps beeing the voice of chat!
Somehow I’m not surprised that Spiff plays the Weeaboo Space Communists.
Spiff’s marrying an intern????? 😂
hahahaha.
More accurately he has finally succeeded in turning his fiance into an intern.
This man, has people writing lore about his future marriage in here.
Perfectly balanced.
A bit late here but why not focus on research some TEAchnology? Should be the focus of a true britt. Right after forcefully colonising everything
I’d be the person to donate 20 bucks and be like thanks for putting me in power I’m now going to be a dictator and rule with an iron fist
And see what would happen if I made tea illegal for a month he’s making it illegal wold remove all regulations on the sale of tea
Every death . is just proof . that they didnt drink enough tea
Wait, is the emblem for the Space Britania empire a symbolic representation of a White Rose? Will we see a new war of the roses, in space?
If it's white, I'd say the Yorkists have it
@@dmitrirudder4878 At least until the Space Tudors come along.
2:49:00 To be fair, the devs were pretty thorough with patching ui exploits, so I don't even know how you'd go about exploiting the game nowadays
more Mango content pls you two are adorable together
Yes please . . . us fans wish to track the perfectly balanced marriage exploit . . . er I mean domestic tranquility😁
Question: victorian's sent by queen Elizabeth.
Treasure Planet: Battle at Procyon assets in Stellaris. I've seen it all...
Damn. New Stellaris looks a lot like a more colorful Eve Online.
4:59 - Perfectly balanced, why have phallic rockets when you could have actual space ships
Mango is so precious oh my goodness I wish you two a happy marriage with lots of tea 🥺
Spiff, I just wanted you to know that whenever I play stellaris I use many mods but I always have 2 specific mods enabled, those mods are the perfectly balanced spiffing brit advisor voice, which puts you in all my games and I just love hearing your voice whenever something happens, and the mod which changes the food icon to tea, because i also love tea, sadly i cant get yorkshire tea gold IRL in australia cause i dont think they sell it here but if i could i would be drinking it everytime i play stellaris, i drink a different brand of tea each time instead. P.S you're my favorite youtuber, and im not just saying that, I stopped watching youtube for over a year except whenever a new one of your videos popped up in my notifications I always had to watch it. I have never paid money to a youtuber before but I think once I get a job again I will pay for a sub for you, also congrats on getting married, I'm happy things are going good for you. And i wish you the best in your future. thank you.
I'm also in Aus, and I buy my Yorkshire Tea Gold from Coles, but they are sometimes out of stock.
It's very nice.
@@c6q3a24 oh really? that must be it. i will have another look. thanks.
@@dylanthehumanwithhands4991
Yep!. They only sell it in the 100 box, but I keep them in a plastic container just to make sure they stay fresh.
I found Yorkshire tea at Woolies. Joy to all.
this seems like the world building of treasure planet
That's New Joisey. Like noisey, because NJians, even Florida ex-pats of NJ like me say it like that.
Have you been reading “Starships of the First World War” by any chance?
Sail ships, sooooo Treasure planet! an awesome film, space boats were awesome in that film
Most important tell Mango, Geoffrey is the Hippo in Rainbow.
2:47:50 "As long as there are gammons in the galaxy, there will be no true peace" -- real wisdom!! :) :)
Love the whingeing about the start position, when you pick an aggro empire you should find a customer early doors as those military buffs come at economic costs; exploring all chill and building up very slowly works better for coop empires. If you don't gain a military advantage it can be a very painful game. The AI is building its economy far stronger now than it used to do, so getting beat isn't surprising, the AI attacks weakness.
The commentary was fun once you two relaxed, hope you look to repeat it!
There is no Yorkshire Tea available in my country... Britain, please invade / colonize us.
...That sounds like a h3nt@! thing.
Sit back relax have some tea and get ready to commit some war crimes
Spif-tastic!
I recognize those assets! From one of my favourite games of my childhood! They are from Treasure Planet, Battle for Procyon!!
The raccoon system!