“Thanks for beating the shit out of me and curing my depression after I had a mental breakdown and turned into a monster now let’s dance stranger with these weird creatures that don’t blink”💃
“A tornado ravaged my farm and I fell into a deep depression” “I was almost killed by my dolphin and fell into a coma” “My family died horrifically and I struggle sharing my feeings with my fiance” “I lost in chess”
In lore, that guy lost his first chess game the day his wife died of cancer, and he's pissed off/depressed because he chose the game over spending her last moments together. I'm not joking.
@@thomasd3104 The game seems to have a lot of potential in its presentation and a clear image of what it wanted to be, but the actual execution and development is horrendous.
Song 1: Oh that was nice. Song 2: Oh that's so cool. Every level has its own song and dance when you beat it Song 4: Hey isn't that the same one from...oh no.....
@@lunar58071 it looks really bad since the background is so disorienting and they are clearly walking on an invisible flat surface. I think the organization of the final dance does the invisibility right
Square Enix: Hey Yoko Taro, we need to borrow your made up Nier language for some game music. Yoko Taro: Sure but just don't make it cringe. Square Enix:
Medicine commercial: "Do not take this medicine/drug if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. Side effects may be coughing, bleeding, tuberculosis, or even death." The people in the same commercial:
My imagination currently: balan is in smash, whenever he wins, one of these 3 songs is his victory theme. The person dancing alongside him would be whoever was in 2nd place, and anyone who was also in the fight would be the backup dancers.
On one hand, I love the idea of incorporating musical theatre dance routines into cutscenes. On the other, I look at these poor man’s MMD animated “dances” and just die of laughter at how ridiculous it looks. The slow walk at the beginning always kills me and makes me think it’s some crappy romance scene😂😂😂
Watching all of these back to back, the only thing I notice is that, except for the last one with Balan, there are only 3 songs and choreographies the two at the center use. The only things that really change are the secondary dancer's costumes, the camera angles and the way the stage moves. Even then, those of similar song and choreography feel like the stage moves in similar fashion as the others as well.
Tbh if I came hovering down from the skies, I would be the only one to fall flat on my face and struggle without any success to get up from my kinship with the nonexistent floor as everyone else does the flash mob without me
Things I learned from this video: The cutscenes really are like the only good part of this thing And the devs care more about making their own language than making a good game
The thing is is that there's no immersion, I can more easily imagine a random dude in a mocap suit doing these dances than I can the actual characters doing them.
@@darthsauron255 Well, it isn't, it's fictional, but again that isn't as funny, and if you don't speak German it sounds German. Best not to overanalyze.
Alternate Songs to the dance sequences: 1. Every Storm Runs Out of Rain (Gary Allan) 2. Under The Sea (The Little Mermaid) 3. Butterfly (Smile) 4. Touch The Sky (Brave) 5. Birds Of A Feather (Chicken Girls) 6. The Cat’s Meow (Barbie: The Princess and The Pauper) 7. Checkmate (Conan Grey) 8. Show Yourself (Frozen 2) 9. Welcome to The Show (Britt Nicole) 10. True Colors (Trolls) 11. Zero To Hero (Hercules) 12. Invisible (Anna Clendening) Finale. High Hopes (Panic At The Disco)/A Million Dreams (The Greatest Showman)
I think it's pretty telling that even in the group section, Balan looks the least strange with this animation. The lanky and smooth shapes really help ease the MMD wonkiness
as much as the end product has disappointed me these give me joy theyre too funny. the overly intimate intro mocap dancing and gibberish singing is gold
They actually contracted the person who did the soundtrack for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, if I'm not mistaken. Anyone familiar with that game knows the composer got talent.
I love how they have the biggest/tallest people doing some of the most acrobatic dance moves. Honestly a few of them you can see they had to stretch the animation for them doing it on a few.
Wow. Such inspired lyrics. I think my favorite part was "Lie di di dee da lie lie goshka" Actually no, I changed my mind. Its actually "Lie di di dee da lie lie tysa la loo"
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![Balan Wonderworld - All Bosses + Ending [Hitless]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/KWixB-VPdvY/mqdefault.jpg)
When you get a strike at the bowling alley
Honesty
Honesty
Honesty
Honesty
Honesty
When they sang "lie like a lie like lie a gooshka", I felt that
Lmao
Correction: lie like a life a lie lie gooshka
They’re singing “Stronger” in Balanese.
“Thanks for beating the shit out of me and curing my depression after I had a mental breakdown and turned into a monster now let’s dance stranger with these weird creatures that don’t blink”💃
lol.
@@Xedrie the only appropriate response to such a situation.
Ompa lompas be like
Isn't that the plot of Persona 5?
They blink a little bit
“A tornado ravaged my farm and I fell into a deep depression”
“I was almost killed by my dolphin and fell into a coma”
“My family died horrifically and I struggle sharing my feeings with my fiance”
“I lost in chess”
Ayy I see that Shoka pfp, I see you're a gamer of culture as well
@@its-so-ouverture BASED
“I cry when trash.”
In lore, that guy lost his first chess game the day his wife died of cancer, and he's pissed off/depressed because he chose the game over spending her last moments together.
I'm not joking.
@@MilkyWayGrump seems like a him issue
My reaction to the first song: “oh this is going to be a really nice orchestral-“
“OH FARMER BROWN IS GETTING DOWN!”
why are you specifying that is in fact you making your own comment? shouldn't that go without saying?
@@vegasvanga5442 they’re saying that its their reaction because if they just said reaction then it could be anyone
Exactly I saw it and thought it was a simple hand shake but bro
IT WAS A WHOLE RIDE
Fuck it up Farmer Ted…
Dad walks in
are ya winning s- *slowly walks out*
Yeah I find this one more relatable and painful than the other ones
Ugh, parents always walk into good things at the worst moments...
This game is bad tho
And then you dance with him
Bob walks in
these songs are like... if you described an anime credits sequence to disney, and they delegated it to cirque du soleil
not even kidding i just checked the wiki page for the game and it says that the music was heavily inspired by cirque du soleil
@@delondevic hell yes!! Thank you ADHD brain of mine lol
and wrote the lyrics in simlish
that's exactly it! i was trying to understand the vibe and you described it perfectly!
That is such a phenomenal description
Child: *dies*
The oompa loompas:
Dunkey was right. This is the best part of the game
Keep saying it
Yeah it really is
Good. Now I don't have to spend $60 to see this.
Because you don't have to play the game
And they repeat the songs. I swear they repeat the songs.
So they only had the budget for like two songs huh
I feel you could recreate this in gnod
@@Itsmisterhighground you could make a better game with gmod
Probably bit rusty with the engine now
Three songs / dance choreographies, +1 more at the end.
And those 2 songs are now stuck in my head
This game desperately wants to be the game it could have been.
What do you mean?
The developers want the game to be perfect
@@thomasd3104 The game seems to have a lot of potential in its presentation and a clear image of what it wanted to be, but the actual execution and development is horrendous.
it wanted to be mario odyssey. Which is a game that already exists. So play that?
@@alicebluenote1438 someone follows all of dunkeys words huh?
Song 1: Oh that was nice.
Song 2: Oh that's so cool. Every level has its own song and dance when you beat it
Song 4: Hey isn't that the same one from...oh no.....
"This game is going to be an explosion of creativity! Also URRRRGH BEING CREATIVE IS SO HARD JUST COPYPASTE THESE THREE SONGS"
@@ZorotheGallade the duality of man.
they even copypaste the choreography/terrain movement into reskinned versions of each other!
At least the last is different but yea that shit is pretty lazy
Me and my wife liked the 2 first songs and was hoping for new ones but … there we were.. with no more hope.
The entire budget went to these scenes
The people working on this game must have been proud
2:17 we gonna forget about the time they forget to give the dancers a plane of existence to walk on
@@lunar58071 it looks really bad since the background is so disorienting and they are clearly walking on an invisible flat surface. I think the organization of the final dance does the invisibility right
They did it twice, look at 6:02
Not to mention that they literally did backflips...
In the air. And physically jumped. WITH NO GROUND
@@sodashiira1894 dude i havent even played this game but this is such a stupid thing to criticize
"All dreams have a meaning"
My dreams:
02:10
Cringe
@@derekmaullo2865 weird
I’m entertained yet confused at the same time with these dances
it's a theatre musical
of course there would be dance numbers
Dance
That's exactly the definition of this
I demand context.
@@WannabeWryter there is none
I knew Dunkey wasn't lying but I just had to see it for myself.
Keep saying it
Glad I'm not the only one who had to see it for them self's
@EL AUTENTICO wtf are you talking about?
@EL AUTENTICO ok
@EL AUTENTICO Finally someone who gets it, like how can he play Nintendo games if they never made any? Fake cgi videos smh.
when sneed came down form heaven, I felt that
indeed
And then we danced
@Retro Consoles Online you made me drop my phone on my face
Meanwhile, in the book, they're all curled up in a ball because they wanted to remain in ignorant bliss, with no memory of their past trauma
=Omori
MY HEART GOES OUT TO FARMER SNEED
*Formerly Chuck
Chuck's Seed and Feed
Saved by a filthy city slicker
UHH HELLO??? BASED DEPARTMENT???
I CAN'T SNEED
The visuals, the dancing and the strange language make me think of Eurovision Song Contest when I watch this.
Square Enix: Hey Yoko Taro, we need to borrow your made up Nier language for some game music.
Yoko Taro: Sure but just don't make it cringe.
Square Enix:
This game was actually promoted in an ad filer in Nier Replicant's case.
Cringe
Medicine commercial: "Do not take this medicine/drug if you are pregnant or breastfeeding. Side effects may be coughing, bleeding, tuberculosis, or even death."
The people in the same commercial:
People: do you really think songs sung in gibberish was gonna save your game?
Friday night funkin: *nervous sweating*
Meanwhile: Hatsune Miku
@@itz_daniel7144 ??????you do realize japanese is a language right
@@robosexxxual yes, I’m saying some things that were mods or in fnf do not use gibberish. Idk why I didn’t put lemon demon though.
The problem are the nonsence dances not the lyrics kskskskekskesklslslsek
My imagination currently: balan is in smash, whenever he wins, one of these 3 songs is his victory theme. The person dancing alongside him would be whoever was in 2nd place, and anyone who was also in the fight would be the backup dancers.
I reported you to google and the White House for writing this
@@lsaacthecraftsman thank you, my vision must be seen
your mind is so beautiful
Kirby’s already dances every time he wins so he’s gonna bust it real hard
Honestly that would be so fire
4:01
HOLY SHIT HER HANDS ARE HUGE
Holy fuck they’ll slap hard for sure
And you know what they say about people with big hands...
@@Preetzole They're very handy.
They need big gloves.
She‘s like that dude that stole Doofenshmirtz girl in the flashback
On one hand, I love the idea of incorporating musical theatre dance routines into cutscenes. On the other, I look at these poor man’s MMD animated “dances” and just die of laughter at how ridiculous it looks. The slow walk at the beginning always kills me and makes me think it’s some crappy romance scene😂😂😂
The thing that gets me is I imagine two strangers just get down out of nowhere in public like the supermarket or bus stop.
How to beat depression:💃💃
Watching all of these back to back, the only thing I notice is that, except for the last one with Balan, there are only 3 songs and choreographies the two at the center use. The only things that really change are the secondary dancer's costumes, the camera angles and the way the stage moves. Even then, those of similar song and choreography feel like the stage moves in similar fashion as the others as well.
So... they use the same 2-3 dance moves and songs?
@@obsidiansnow3790 Yes
Tbh if I came hovering down from the skies, I would be the only one to fall flat on my face and struggle without any success to get up from my kinship with the nonexistent floor as everyone else does the flash mob without me
So the most effort is put into dancing scenes but even with that there's only one or maybe two songs
Yes
Yes
Still, they are good songs.
@@malakitaub9024 True
Things I learned from this video:
The cutscenes really are like the only good part of this thing
And the devs care more about making their own language than making a good game
This was someone's passion project. And the world is laughing at them.
Sucks, cause the main two guys behind it have made Good games
Doubtful, the creator wanted to make a social mobile game but then was told to make a 3d platformer.
RIP
It’s a tax write off game. Lmao
glad im laughing and crienged at it.
1:20 unironically slaps. it has no business being this good 😭
you are not wrong lol, this is checking all my boxes. It's fun, got some power behind it, I love me some fictional language action as well
It sounds like a pop song from a few years back that I just can't place the name of.
Agreed, a shame that this wasn't used with Iben's story, she is my favorite character in the game.
It's a shame these good songs where wasted on this shit game
no cap detected I find myself humming all these songs from time to time
this video is 13:37 minutes long...there are 13 minutes of celebratory dancing in this game...Square Enix WHY
Square Enix is good at making games that play like cutscenes
@@strassboom2612 yes. yes they are.
L33T
13 seekers of Darkness? WTH
When you see loose mocap for a cartoony artstyle , that's generally a bad sign
The thing is is that there's no immersion, I can more easily imagine a random dude in a mocap suit doing these dances than I can the actual characters doing them.
Lol
I can't tell if this music is German or part of The Lion King's OST
Fictional language.
@@ihavepissinmybrain Yeah, but that doesn't make for a funny comment
Don't disrespect the lion king like that
Why do you think it's german?
@@darthsauron255 Well, it isn't, it's fictional, but again that isn't as funny, and if you don't speak German it sounds German. Best not to overanalyze.
1:28 Did... Did the platforms form a swastika????
You’re even more on drugs than the developers of this game
No, no. He‘s got a point
Secretely a Nazi game...even better
okay but why do these tracks go so impossibly hard
Bro there's only 3 damn songs
@@MsRose-ix3xq there’s 4 and that doesn’t mean they don’t go hard???
@@woopdedo3 idk bout that but you do you fam
They used all their budget on them
1:17 this is my favorite one
Alternate Songs to the dance sequences:
1. Every Storm Runs Out of Rain (Gary Allan)
2. Under The Sea (The Little Mermaid)
3. Butterfly (Smile)
4. Touch The Sky (Brave)
5. Birds Of A Feather (Chicken Girls)
6. The Cat’s Meow (Barbie: The Princess and The Pauper)
7. Checkmate (Conan Grey)
8. Show Yourself (Frozen 2)
9. Welcome to The Show (Britt Nicole)
10. True Colors (Trolls)
11. Zero To Hero (Hercules)
12. Invisible (Anna Clendening)
Finale. High Hopes (Panic At The Disco)/A Million Dreams (The Greatest Showman)
🥳🎉🦁🐯🐆🦊🦝🐺🐒🐒🐒🦒🦒🦒🦛🦛🦛🐘🐘🐘
Bruh is it me or is like all the dance sequences off beat with the actual music by a second
You are so correct omg lol
11:54 LOOK AT THE DANCING CHESS PIECE I 💀💀💀
The Greatest Showman has some competition when it comes to the dance choreography of this game.
This is where all the budget/braincells went to.
I am disappointed in myself for loving these songs without a trace of irony or cringe.
Halp.
Unfortunately, I agree
The first one sounds bad in Japanese
@@mrclean2023 wdf? they're speaking japanese? why does it sound like gibberish to me?
@@mrclean2023 it sounds french (?!) to me 🤔
@@bafi29 the game is in Japanese and subtitled in English
POV: you're watching the end of a 2004 kids movie
Ok, now speed this up and add a funny song to it
Recipe for the funny
@@IndyJacksonTT Just like momma used to make
Oompa Loompas when kids get horribly mangled in an accident at the chocolate factory:
Yuji Naka was high one day and kept Naoto Oshima hostage.
That's how Balan Wonderworld happened.
THIS WAS WHERE THE BUDGET WENT
And its not even that good
and the dancing cutscenes are still mid???? damn no wonder this game sucks ass 😭😭
The man at 10:32 is almost certainly a serial killer
Ladies and gentlemen we present the future of gaming
I have a theory where animators competed to see who could do the most cursed dance sequence
I’ve gonna dance those moves! I’ve heard from my mother that if you dance, you feel less lonely.
Sadly thats not true
@@lathanfitzpatrick3531 Can confirm, will hang myself by noon.
@@mangar49 you okay?
@@Splitboltxful Ah, yeah thanks fir asking, genuinely didn't expect your comment, thanks for your concern. :)
PLS THIS IS TOO FUNNY TO ME WHY ARE THEY WALKING SLOWLY TOWARDS EACHOTHER LIKE THAT
I think it's pretty telling that even in the group section, Balan looks the least strange with this animation. The lanky and smooth shapes really help ease the MMD wonkiness
as much as the end product has disappointed me these give me joy theyre too funny. the overly intimate intro mocap dancing and gibberish singing is gold
Why are the songs so god damn good?
it makes me upset.
i'm pretty sure there's real music that's really similar to most of these
They actually contracted the person who did the soundtrack for Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicles, if I'm not mistaken. Anyone familiar with that game knows the composer got talent.
@@Longknife WHAT!?
GOD THEY GO SO HARD
Wow. This studio must pass around the good grass in their meeting room.
I love how they have the biggest/tallest people doing some of the most acrobatic dance moves. Honestly a few of them you can see they had to stretch the animation for them doing it on a few.
Part of me wants Balan co to stay afloat just so we can someday see more of this potential into a project that's actually realised properly.
I feel like these are supposed to feel like those live shows at theme parks. Even most of the songs sound like something from a theme park show.
I wanna hang this video on my wall because it’s absolute art
I dont know if i hate this or love this
Well dang, that farmer song is catchy!
So glad Square Enix made this so Kingdom Hearts is no longer their cringiest IP
The most headass shit I've ever heard
I've seen MMD dances from 10 years ago have more emotion.
I think it might just be the designs of the characters. It's too cartoonist for this kind of realistic dancing when their body proportions are weird.
And also the background dancers suck
you hatin?
Are ya' winning, son?
Wow. Such inspired lyrics. I think my favorite part was "Lie di di dee da lie lie goshka" Actually no, I changed my mind. Its actually "Lie di di dee da lie lie tysa la loo"
4:07 Wow those are some big hands
i cannot express the anger these make me feel
These look like dreams you could have while you're on drugs
A human approve this behind the scenes
60 dollar game ladies and gentlemen
Worth every penny if you ask me
I'd rather the metal in those pennies be used in the wiring for the electrical chair that kills me.
@@ZorotheGallade if it makes u feel any better i'll do it for free
This game was a nice april fools joke.
This feels like a residents music video.
It's like if Chris Chan made all the decisions in this game
But the music is at least competently made
Wonder how she's doing now
@AT Productions *her
@AT Productions You don't misgender a trans person just because you don't like them
Chris Chan is male and will never be a woman
the songs reminded me of the sim's Simlish
what the fuck were they thinking...
Dude why do I unironically love this ;_;
This looks like an alternate universe where video game animation never progressed past Sonic Adventure 2
If you told me that these were some of those weird mass produced bootleg kids videos on youtube, I'd have believed you without a second thought.
Honestly same.This shit screams "5 minute production".
every time i watch this i simply cannot erase the urge to lose my shit
I didn’t believe Dunkey’s video, had to confirm for myself
Keep saying it
I shall now tell my story...
THRU INTERPRETIVE DANCE!!!
harad’s I love Alpharad and a lot of people alight at these..quite the moment
The new just dance jajaja
How balam wonderworld was made:
Yuji Naka watched several disney movies song and dance scenes, and decided to make a game about them.
Bowling alley screens when you get a strike:
I don't know why but the flower pot dancers piss me off.
The farmer one gets me every god damn time
Stop, I'm gonna start liking it unironically :(
There are very good reasons to love and hate it. Up to you.
That's where all the budget went.
Effects may cause:Nausea, blindness, defness, lack of smell, lack of feeling, extreme cold, extreme heat, irreversible organ damage, and death
The people in the commercial:
Fun Trivia- There are three songs and four dance stages. Each combo is used once for each character- there’s no repeats in that sense.
Still feels kinda lazy, that they reused the songs
this music all feels like it's from a theme park show
This has the same vibes as the water show at Disneyland
The second song is surprisingly decent. The translation isn't actually (completely) broken either.
This dance songs NEED a full 3 or 4 min music track! These are beautiful
The OST’s gonna drop soon.
@@MarkCabaniss Good to know. Let's hope the dance tracks are extended
@@TheEggPaladin I’m sure they are.