COH2 | Soviets in a nutshell

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  • Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
  • Thanks for being so patient while waiting for a new video guys. Received all the messages from you to upload more often and I'll do my best. Meanwhile, enjoy this 5 minute soviet propaganda in a nutshell xaxaxa)))
    Social media:
    ►Twitch: / kettok
    ►Twitter: / kettokyt
    ►Discord server: / discord
    Music used:
    Company of Heroes 2 Main Theme
    Red army choir - The Rockets are Always Ready

Комментарии • 159

  • @jamesmortimer4016
    @jamesmortimer4016 5 лет назад +637

    First ten seconds of the video.
    "Hans come out we are gonna play WW2"
    "What year?"
    "1945"
    "I don´t want to..."

    • @johnrichardson7310
      @johnrichardson7310 5 лет назад +19

      Fritzs: naw let's go Latin America instead I heard they were German girls but speak Spanish their! Pablo said we would welcome their with open arms!

    • @sethleoric2598
      @sethleoric2598 5 лет назад +5

      @@johnrichardson7310 Wilhelm: yo does that guy oveh theah look suspicious

    • @jor1456
      @jor1456 3 года назад

      @@johnrichardson7310 Brazil

  • @zaidanmujahid6567
    @zaidanmujahid6567 5 лет назад +204

    * Sees Cod WAW cutscenes *
    Me : I see youre a man of culture as well

  • @chrisd2051
    @chrisd2051 3 года назад +35

    "Sir! The soviets are coming!"
    "From where?"
    "Yes!"

  • @brasilball353
    @brasilball353 5 лет назад +210

    *Lenin has joined the chat*
    *Stalin has joined the chat*
    *Lenin has left the chat*
    *Trotsky got banned from the chat*
    *Hitler has joined the chat*

    • @pivo315
      @pivo315 5 лет назад

      Brazil ZIL ZIL.

    • @henrique-9373
      @henrique-9373 5 лет назад +2

      @@pivo315 the brazilians say brazil whit S we say whit Z

    • @gaycat420
      @gaycat420 5 лет назад +2

      *Hitler has left the chat*

    • @Aerofiq
      @Aerofiq 3 года назад

      You're going to Brazil

  • @railroad_riley5084
    @railroad_riley5084 5 лет назад +66

    *1940-1943*
    Hanz: Hey Ivan, wanna play War?
    Ivan: No, I don’t want to. Go away!
    *1944-1945*
    Ivan: Ok lets play.
    Hanz: Nah.

    • @Anonim-os7rp
      @Anonim-os7rp 4 года назад

      @Robo Redneck Yep...
      Stalin had no inhibitions in killing or brutally imprisoning his own needless human tools...
      Good thing Khrushchov stopped most of that BS.

    • @kapralo3285
      @kapralo3285 2 года назад

      Western historical imbecile

  • @xenteon4691
    @xenteon4691 5 лет назад +175

    Hey Kettok, I'm going to try to be constructive here. I think you can do better than this. You basically just took highlights from a single match, slapped soviet music in the background, and called it a day.. Maybe try doing something more intriguing? Like 9 t34s flanking bum rush or something crazy like that you know? Just nothing special in this video thats all im saying. I'm a big fan of your videos and you have some really good ones like your america video the editing and scenes in that one was hilarious.

    • @MegaChemist123
      @MegaChemist123 5 лет назад +10

      Yea I felt like this video had quite a bit less effort put into it than many of the others...

    • @wearenumberone1111
      @wearenumberone1111 4 года назад +2

      but it is fun and you dont need put a lot of effort to make a good video

    • @comradekirov7788
      @comradekirov7788 2 года назад

      and the music is about strategic rocket forces, while the entire match is played with infantry and tanks, no katyushas :(

  • @weisscreme
    @weisscreme 5 лет назад +118

    I think he plays at the low rank to get memes...

    • @nokuhobune
      @nokuhobune 5 лет назад +11

      Lowbies have the best salt

  • @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs
    @TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs 5 лет назад +43

    Neads more 203s

  • @redarius2158
    @redarius2158 5 лет назад +59

    I just love COD WAW!

  • @ravu4656
    @ravu4656 5 лет назад +1

    It's like a frag montage, but for CoH2. Fantastic work Kettok!

    • @kaizerreix6000
      @kaizerreix6000 5 лет назад

      И что фантаститеского

  • @3VRstudio
    @3VRstudio 5 лет назад +26

    Kettok: *Releases the video*
    Me: :O

  • @vaporwave2359
    @vaporwave2359 3 года назад +1

    2:39 when the armored patrol finds you And reznov

  • @NicholasEzclapz
    @NicholasEzclapz 5 лет назад +13

    Obviously Ivan the flamethrower man was hallucinating again, he needs to stay off the alcohol for a while.

  • @Anonimus693
    @Anonimus693 4 года назад +1

    А клёвая всё-таки песенка про ракеты =)

  • @patwick7351
    @patwick7351 5 лет назад +3

    ...i now know what i must do...
    **gets out of bed, goes up stairs, puts on shoes, grabs car keys, gets into DUKW, drives to Moldova from New England America, bursts into Fathers side of the familys home.** "Partisans!" Hollard PatWick, "Its time" **proceeds to start a War with surrounding countries. Wins the War by Socialist Comradery and by recruiting sentient Potatoes, Converted surrounding countries into Socialist countries** (now what happens later on is the new and improved Moldova takes over the rest of the Slavic contries and then merges them with Moldova, Moldovas Goverment and people then chooses to rename its name to The Great Slavic Rebublic!)

    • @Anonim-os7rp
      @Anonim-os7rp 4 года назад

      Nah, that would mean losing resources contained in asian SSRs that are not slavic.
      Including Stalin's homeland, Georgian SSR, multipurpose Kazakh SSR and populous Uzbek SSR.
      USSR had no inhibitions in getting comrades from non-slavic countries, and that also includes what is westwards to USSR - HungarianPR, DeutscheDR and SRoRomania.

  • @eziogreggioquattrever8142
    @eziogreggioquattrever8142 5 лет назад +55

    *British in a nutshell please!!*

    • @spartan1503
      @spartan1503 5 лет назад +1

      Mortar pit spam, op tanks, and MG

    • @soapcang696
      @soapcang696 5 лет назад

      @@spartan1503 uk tanks still op?

    • @spartan1503
      @spartan1503 5 лет назад

      @@soapcang696 don't know stop playing 3 week ago

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 5 лет назад

      @@soapcang696 Since when those slow lead boxes were op/

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 5 лет назад +1

      So... Mortar, AT, AA spam and nothing else

  • @comradekirov7788
    @comradekirov7788 2 года назад

    the song: our rockets are always ready
    the gameplay: infantry and tanks
    hotel:trivago

  • @fantango8012
    @fantango8012 5 лет назад +5

    Those men bring shame to the wehr-aboo name!

  • @scrubmeisterschultz2151
    @scrubmeisterschultz2151 5 лет назад +1

    Weeeeee another Kettok video

  • @eziogreggioquattrever8142
    @eziogreggioquattrever8142 5 лет назад +21

    *[LAUGHS IN COMUNISM]*

  • @avay8726
    @avay8726 4 года назад +1

    COH 2 theme fits really well in WAW Scene

    • @Shamoneee
      @Shamoneee 3 года назад

      Waw theme is much scarier

  • @user-rc9qz6uy7f
    @user-rc9qz6uy7f 5 лет назад +4

    Who would win?
    Thousands of soviet conscripts
    or
    One boi with Machine Gun

  • @stonedog5767
    @stonedog5767 5 лет назад +1

    World at War clips? I see you are a man of culture as well

  • @pm6214
    @pm6214 5 лет назад +4

    no houses were hurt in the making of this video .... 3:03

  • @crumbs7826
    @crumbs7826 3 года назад +1

    2:36 Russian scorched earth strategy in action.

  • @themostposhdog7405
    @themostposhdog7405 5 лет назад +2

    UR ALIVE!!! :DDDDD

  • @georgije70
    @georgije70 5 лет назад +2

    ah yes the memey videos from kettok yes good

  • @shad8x936
    @shad8x936 5 лет назад +1

    im too tired to play coh so i appreciate the video, thanks for the funnies

  • @Waso702
    @Waso702 5 лет назад +4

    No one:
    Not a soul:
    Teammate: BURN THAT HOUSE

  • @deardeer891
    @deardeer891 5 лет назад +1

    Why have u only 12k subs? It should be milions

  • @-ntb-monkepetr8692
    @-ntb-monkepetr8692 4 года назад

    0:01-0:3 Just me and my friend:
    Kel, get the fuck out, your tiger will wait, in the fight, damn you, get out of the base!

  • @LeningradetZ
    @LeningradetZ 5 лет назад

    Song about Nuclear ICBM :)
    «Missiles always on guard»

  • @00Mae00
    @00Mae00 Год назад

    that teammate really didnt like that house tho attacking it even with flamethrowers but wait where are the molotovs!

  • @dargelar3972
    @dargelar3972 5 лет назад +2

    Я так понимаю немецкие оппоненты не выше 4-5 ранга, минимум контроля.

  • @albinstrandberg9843
    @albinstrandberg9843 5 лет назад +1

    Well made video

  • @Jacob-im1tk
    @Jacob-im1tk 5 лет назад

    But srsly finally a new fucking video bro

  • @soldatdaniels8738
    @soldatdaniels8738 2 года назад

    Wonderful. Even more so for the WAW cutscenes.

  • @zaikolebolsh5724
    @zaikolebolsh5724 5 лет назад +2

    *sheds a tear*
    Oh, those russians

  • @salt_97
    @salt_97 5 лет назад +1

    I see RA3 conscript in thumbnail, I click video, ez.

  • @TalLeyKAL
    @TalLeyKAL 5 лет назад

    2:54 when hans found a huge spider

  • @vladimirosst
    @vladimirosst 5 лет назад

    Oh i missed your videos Kettok

  • @pierosa1315
    @pierosa1315 5 лет назад +3

    What is the name of that Soviet player? I believe I played in that match too.

  • @dziadekSzmul
    @dziadekSzmul 5 лет назад +2

    t70 better than rushing t-34 ?

    • @thecanadiankiwibirb4512
      @thecanadiankiwibirb4512 5 лет назад

      No t34 all t70 + gaurds

    • @dziadekSzmul
      @dziadekSzmul 5 лет назад

      t34 is useless vs axis tanks anyway , I just prefer it than the t70 because you can ride over infantry with it ...

    • @brydenholley1904
      @brydenholley1904 5 лет назад +1

      The T34/85 is a good tank that can win games if used correctly. It has a stronger gun and can repair itself. Two of them can easily take out much bigger Axis tanks by moving fast and flanking attacks

  • @sascha-san
    @sascha-san 5 лет назад

    Yes, thank you this glorious video comrade

  • @bosnian5385
    @bosnian5385 5 лет назад +1

    he has arrived

  • @oofmenhuhamblee-sport3091
    @oofmenhuhamblee-sport3091 5 лет назад +3

    OOF

  • @vivaperuporsiempre
    @vivaperuporsiempre 2 года назад

    Cuando te estas viniendo y ella no se quita de encima... 3:02 LMAO xdddd

  • @raypod5964
    @raypod5964 3 года назад +3

    Damn, your opponent was a really bad/new player.

  • @grantdelosangeles5357
    @grantdelosangeles5357 5 лет назад +1

    Soviets in Two Words:
    SPAM EVERYTHING

  • @mrpotaehead
    @mrpotaehead 5 лет назад

    This Video was pretty decent. Nice feeling and stuff. like

  • @bence3680
    @bence3680 5 лет назад

    So *YOU ARE ALIVE*

  • @0ctalpus
    @0ctalpus 4 года назад

    People talk shit about soviet armor in this game, but its fast, and its abilities out do any other ally, and very maneuvarable

  • @mityza69
    @mityza69 5 лет назад +2

    give me ze flammenwerfer elon!!!!

  • @Ratzo123ify
    @Ratzo123ify 5 лет назад +1

    What's this? Using conscripts in this, 2019 the year of our Lord?! Intriguing strats :P

    • @Anonim-os7rp
      @Anonim-os7rp 4 года назад

      Penals took over, didn't they?

  • @choyrt8059
    @choyrt8059 4 года назад

    The Map Is
    Lienne Fortrest

  • @vladimirputin1655
    @vladimirputin1655 3 года назад

    I like how theres cod waw footage

  • @arktroopergaming1658
    @arktroopergaming1658 5 лет назад

    very impressive quality

  • @Chadconscript
    @Chadconscript 5 лет назад

    New upadate new comanders

  • @144pFish
    @144pFish 5 лет назад +5

    Rip German

  • @chummykomi5224
    @chummykomi5224 5 лет назад +1

    OKW noobs just have a strange love to king tiger. Its literally one of the worst vehicle in game except for comet and ostwind

  • @MegaChemist123
    @MegaChemist123 5 лет назад

    When will we see a new video about the reworked OstWIN??

  • @gaycat420
    @gaycat420 5 лет назад

    Ahhhh.....the good old days

  • @jiuhuai6634
    @jiuhuai6634 3 года назад

    Title Call of Duty World of War.

  • @CeriTsujimura
    @CeriTsujimura 5 лет назад

    *N o i c e*

  • @END30000
    @END30000 5 лет назад +1

    Russians are like the swarm lol

  • @elizabethedelweiss
    @elizabethedelweiss 5 лет назад

    Tbh, idk what the hell they are doing in the new updates.. Pretty sure they upped the speed of the t34 because my God they can just be anywhere on the map from what I've seen... Last two or 3 matches I've held my point and put fuel caches up, and we've still lost to t34s, we don't have enough munitions to get panzer grens, and it took one of my teammate's 20mins to get his first panzer when I had a few already... Any suggestions on what I could be doing wrong?

    • @MegaOgrady
      @MegaOgrady 5 лет назад

      So they are making the game more realistic I see.
      anyways, you need paks,

  • @salvocastiglione748
    @salvocastiglione748 4 года назад

    Cod waw scene is the best part

  • @vinsderiz
    @vinsderiz 5 лет назад

    Jes, my name Boris.

  • @bigquazz7547
    @bigquazz7547 2 года назад

    This makes me cry tears of sorrow for that poor Axis team
    But at the same time they were playing as if they were fighting Brits, which simply doesn’t work against Russians.

  • @omen5407
    @omen5407 5 лет назад

    Man WAW was so good

  • @toadfaceass
    @toadfaceass 4 года назад

    fall of Berlin makes me cri evertim

  • @ridookvyanda
    @ridookvyanda 5 лет назад +1

    URAAAA!!!!!!! FOR MOTHERRUSSIA.......!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @vazlim
    @vazlim 5 лет назад

    Quat well, Slavo.

  • @DustyPazner
    @DustyPazner 5 лет назад

    8th Soviets in a shell video

  • @Arikz241
    @Arikz241 4 года назад

    I used to make conscript armies with AT rifles and everything they could get their hands on, best blob army ever

    • @Anonim-os7rp
      @Anonim-os7rp 4 года назад +1

      What if MG 42 is on the way now?

    • @Arikz241
      @Arikz241 4 года назад

      @@Anonim-os7rp FAAAAALL BAAAACK (i normally would try to go around to a flank of the MG position or try to suicide bomb it, a building would work)

  • @indyana5793
    @indyana5793 5 лет назад

    That house deserved it
    Change my mind

  • @arynz8369
    @arynz8369 5 лет назад

    Do I see a Conscript from C&C RA3 on the thumbnail?

  • @alex-qt8nj
    @alex-qt8nj 5 лет назад

    Maybe you can put the russian theme from world at war too

  • @zaidanmujahid6567
    @zaidanmujahid6567 5 лет назад

    **Laughs In Finnish**

  • @jamesj0ker
    @jamesj0ker 5 лет назад

    For your next Soviet Video take the Old March.

  • @schatzkammerein
    @schatzkammerein 5 лет назад

    Music?

  • @ZzzRUS42069
    @ZzzRUS42069 3 года назад

    Im so proud of my Motherland...........

  • @leo_shin0291
    @leo_shin0291 5 лет назад

    What cool fucking intro.

  • @oszkar1467
    @oszkar1467 5 лет назад

    Do the free-to-play experience!

  • @Acidprime-lz3ft
    @Acidprime-lz3ft 4 года назад

    Name of the song?

  • @sethleoric2598
    @sethleoric2598 5 лет назад

    This game need melee combat

  • @m_4071
    @m_4071 5 лет назад

    Ahh Call of duty world at war .... so many good memories and a period when companies had the balls to portray the horror and brutality of war

  • @user-bz3th1sw9l
    @user-bz3th1sw9l 5 лет назад

    soviet daddy of all

  • @lesieurfifu6539
    @lesieurfifu6539 5 лет назад

    xaxaxa

  • @xcaptain7712
    @xcaptain7712 4 года назад

    Game ?

  • @MrGren101
    @MrGren101 5 лет назад

    SLAVYANE TOP - RUMUNIA MOGILA!

  • @davidstrau1461
    @davidstrau1461 5 лет назад

    Tiger2 oof

  • @CMDRFandragon
    @CMDRFandragon 5 лет назад

    So Russians are pretty op as hell?

  • @user-tn2hw1nf9r
    @user-tn2hw1nf9r 5 лет назад

    U play vs bots?

  • @tukier1685
    @tukier1685 5 лет назад

    Where the fuck os bias KV-2?!

  • @Jacob-im1tk
    @Jacob-im1tk 5 лет назад +1

    First boyz

  • @acfake7858
    @acfake7858 5 лет назад

    build mg plz ...

  • @bige2576
    @bige2576 5 лет назад

    2 months since ur last vid. off to prison my comrade.

  • @slonedits
    @slonedits 5 лет назад

    русские вперед!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @zwillingwelt
    @zwillingwelt 5 лет назад

    нехуя не понел но очень интересно