ngl a dude who is sexually aroused by crying and a woman with depression seems like a terrifying and dangerous combo. i hope he stays far away from her.
@@dn5633Getting off to people crying is fucking creepy and weird. It’s giving serial killer vibes. That mixed with a depressed girl doesn’t sound safe.
@@dn5633 i think people can have their kinks, no judgement, but playing videos of people crying loud enough to where your neighbors can hear it while you are jerking off is fucking WILD lmao and he mentioned she was cute, so if he pursued her as a romantic interest, he would have to lie to her forever (very bad) or come clean about not being depressed and just jerkin it to crying videos and i think that might kill her kind soul
@@dn5633people can like what they like, its chill, but the fact that he was just going to town while watching crying videos in his living room so loud that his neighbors could hear is absolutely WILD. im not saying he's evil, but i think she was trying to connect and empathize by reaching out but he is just like "idk she's cute, what should i do" 💀 he would have to lie and pretend he was depressed forever (very bad) or tell her the truth that he was cranking his hog while watching people cry and i think that might destroy her kind soul.
The bartering kink guy and the teaching kink girl need to get together. He can teach her how to barter and roleplay as a 14th-century merchant, and they both win
Same. But she needs to stay the heck away from this guy. I feel like he might start trying to make her cry, or if she starts getting better find that he's no longer interested. It sounds dangerous to mess with depression like that.
As an Ohioan I thank you for checking my traffic it was beneficial and crucial for me to know my traffic is ok while watching this thank you Cody you are a true hero
@@KingOfGaymes Right like it's so weird 😭 I think people with somber-looking features are pretty but I don't get off on people who are severely depressed, I've got my own shit going on to deal with lol
I feel like this is a case of bad parents who would say masturbation is bad or something, leading the kid to be afraid of being shamed because he was doing it soo he would do all that instead,
@@SprinkleBunn But wouldn't he be even more motivated to clean up any evidence if he was just afraid of being caught? It's the letting it build up for years that's the gross and weird part
I find it crazy how I've scrolled through the comments for a while and no one is talking about the guy jizzing in the corner of his closet for TEN YEARS and never cleaning it up... my jaw stayed dropped the rest of the story.
RIGHT?? I literally did not stop scrolling until I found this one comment that mentioned it. I needed to feel like I wasn’t going crazy cause I actually feel sick lol
the 'depressed' neighbour girl is a true one, I'm glad there's ppl like her in this world. shes so sweet, kind n thoughtful 😭a keeper, kind neighbours like her are gems
As someone who got bullied a lot for my special interests before figuring out I was autistic, I totally get traffic guy. I used to hide completely innocent parts of my interests because I wanted them to stay special to me and not get ruined by people calling them weird. I was embarrassed for a long time about interests that wouldn't even be a deal to most people but I'd built up shame around them. Edit: Side note. The guy who likes traders could probably easily find someone who likes medieval stuff or fantasy and incorporate his niche into that
i got ‘lucky’ and have a special interest in video games, but it also comes off as an addiction to a lot of people. i don’t know how to explain how excited and happy games make me, how fascinating they are to me
My special interest changes every week. I won't lie I am a bit embarrassed about it. That's mostly because it does change on a dime so someone can think I'm always obsessed with this one thing when it's just what I'm interested in that week.
@@psychonaut1502 Having varied/cycling special interests is so rough sometimes. I sometimes feel like I'm a faker of special interests because I do not one one exact thing all the time that makes me extremely happy to indulge in. It's also just a weird experience to find something that makes me feel like I found My True Passion... and then it's no longer that a month later. If I was more consistent, maybe it'd be easier for me to pick college classes or a job.
The period pad guy should've told his wife immediately like "it felt so nice, I'm gonna make a thing of it" now it's gonna be weird because he hid it for too long.
Haha yes it will be weird. But when it comes to marriage, weird is good. There should be nothing that is unsharable even if it takes a while to work up the courage.
Yeah, being upfront wouldnt be super weird, still weird but not as weird as hiding it. Then again after 15 years of marriage, I'm pretty sure his wife would understand if he just said he was embarrassed. Better to tell her before she finds them and assumes the worst though
Y’all crazy. He should never ever ever under any circumstances reveal his dark perverted secret about his ball-pillow period pads. Not every skeleton, kink, perverted thought, and secret needs to be revealed in a relationship. Certain ones will definitely permanently destroy others’ view of you. You don’t think his wife will think he’s a perverted freak for wearing period pads as ball pillows because of the sexual pleasure he gains from it? He needs to just stop. Yes, burying secrets in the deep dark depths of your psyche can be very problematic but not if you cease the activity. He should stop and never tell anyone.
I know right. First you read he’s aroused by literal misery, and then his first thought when someone shows them compassion is of course to sexualise them
that one guy who gets off to crying, is so lucky to have such a nice neighbour that cared enough to leave him little gifts to show him someone cares. thats just so sweet
wasn’t expecting to get emotional during this video, for the longest time i wanted to get revenge on my toxic and cheating ex. but cody saying how he is “winning” because im still thinking about him is so true and now im sat here at 12pm crying
every time you realize you spent any amount of time not thinking about him, consider that a win, cuz as more time passes youll think of him less and less even if it is really gradual. be kind to yourself and take every step as a victory
Honestly it depends on why your still thinking ab them, if something reminds you of a memory and you think about it fondly there's no problem with that. I have had people do some crazy shit to me but we still definitely had nice times together and I will always appreciate those. I think that is true winning, not letting the negativity of the world outshine the good.
Crazy how we all have different time zones but we all sit down for lunch with Cody edit: i no longer watch cody while eating and maybe that’s for the better
1. I get off to traffic = Charlie 2. I get off to crying = Dennis 3. I get off to bartering = Frank I get off from learning = Mac Well... When it's always Sunny..
I cannot even fathom the idea of anyone voluntarily wearing period pads when they don’t have to. They are so uncomfortable, they get twisted, the sticky part gets stuck to your skin, sometimes parts of it gets stuck to your underwear when you take it off. If I could never wear a pad again I would die happy.
yea they are the absolute worst. The only time I wear them is a back up when I already have a tampon in during the first couple of days since I don't even want to risk ruining my underwear.
Cody's goblin bit is absolutely phenomenal; it nearly brings me to tears when he does that voice. Between that and the haggling bit in this one, I have come to a realization: we absolutely NEED a "Cody and Noel Do: Dungeons and Dragons." we all know how much they secretly love that nerd shit and i want to see them fully embrace it
@@Random-sk6hmas someone who uses them. No. We have a pretty good idea of when we will get our period (assuming they track it), so we can just wear them “just in case.” Also, I always carry other feminine hygiene products, no way I would carry around underwear.
@@Random-sk6hmi always keep an extra pair of underwear with me just in case because i have a heavy flow and i’ve bleed through underwear more times than i can count 😭
@@Random-sk6hm I keep one cause mine is not consistent and what if i get it during a lecture without realising it and by the end of the hour its pretty stained. Also in case i'm wearing a cup and it overflows or isn't positioned well.
When I was a kid, I had a Syrup closet. And by that, I mean that I would walk into the pantry and chug the hell out of syrup bottles without anyone noticing. There was something deeply wrong with me.
Nah, humans and especially starter humans are engineered to do that, humans have drank liquid sugars like honey and other natural syrups for millenia, you're just following your nature- like a cat to string. :)
No no, it’s ok. My uncle used to do the same thing and I have a couple of friends who still drink the little packets of syrups with straws. You good my brotha 💀
my dad is also obsessed with checking traffic but i hope he doesn’t have screenshots atleast. he is retired and doesn’t commute anywhere and does it to enjoy the fact that he isn’t in it😭
This is such a scary concept to me. Like you can be walking around and someone could be turned on by the slightest thing you're doing. Makes me want to stay at home all the time lol
Cody really must be a dad, wearing hats so much. Probably doesn't have time to really do his hair, but he's still out here pumping out content. Respect💯
The first confession dude is that unconventionally useful guy when the zombie apocalypse hits that will know how to scape a city based on his traffic knowledge
I do traffic surveys for Penn Dot in Allegheny county. Pittsburgh, mostly. I watch traffic cams for hours every day, and set up devices that record ADT (average daily traffic) on every road in our district. To find out that someone does this as a hobby is very confusing and alarming to me. It’s incredibly boring and repetitive. Every day is 99% the same. I’m just shocked that anyone would be interested enough to do it for free. I make $72k a year to do it 40 hours a week and that’s barely enough to keep me around. I wouldn’t do it for any less, that’s for sure. It drives me crazy
If that story is real, I am almost certain that guy has autism or something adjacent. A lot of us have very specific, intense, sometimes lifelong interests.
i have to say, having a medieval merchant kink might be the biggest green flag i've ever heard - it's funny, charming and versatile, you could do so much with that. My guy needs to go to a ren faire asap.
Story number 1. Yeah he has OCD and/or autism. I had the exact same thing with weather and when I told my doctor she sent me to a specialist and I was diagnosed lol
Hey Cody I just wanted to let you know that you have made my last few years way better, even through my parents divorce and my sisters death, you give me videos that manage to still make me laugh and help me find joy in the hardest time of my life. Thank you Cody
This is in regards to the pad guy: cloth pads. As a woman who suffers from severe endometriosis, disposable pads cause TERRIBLE chaffing and it's very uncomfortable. You wanna feel like your genitals are hanging in a hammock of cloud? Cloth pads. You're welcome. They saved my life when my sweet older sister found them years ago. Edit: typo
Very sweet comment. Genuinely wondering because I wonder if I have it, how did you find out you have endrometris? Is there a specific screening or something I can ask for at the “regular” doctor or do you need a gynecologist to do that?
@@rehnaanliker5931Painful menses in a young patient is what would make a doctor think of Endometriosis. Further work up would only be done by a gynecologist because it requires an ultrasound and MRI to diagnose. They don't screen for it, only those who have symptoms get further work up done
@@rehnaanliker5931 my best piece of advice is to not be seen by a normal gynecologist. Those guys are super easy to find, but they know NOTHING about the disease unfortunately. They are not adequately educated or trained on how to treat it. It is very unfortunate, but finding an endo specialist is very difficult, but 100% crucial. To be diagnosed, you have to do an exploratory laproscopy surgery. You can't find the disease, nor diagnose what stage you are without surgery. While they're in there, your specialist will do what's called excision, where they completely cut out as much of the lesions as absolutely possible. Normal gynecologists can do this laproscopy, but the most they will do is burn the top layer of a few of your lesions. It was a total waste of my time and money doing that surgery (if they say to do ablation surgery, RUN!). Also, don't get discouraged. It totally disabled me for a year and a half before I found the proper help, but now I am able to live my life. Endometriosis is normally just one piece of the puzzle since everything in our body is connected. So another issue I had to take care of was my gallbladder. I had been passing microscopic gallstones every day for years without knowing, so my gallbladder was COVERED in scar tissue functioning at a 13%. You'll most likely be in for a major battle with a million different doctors if you're journey is anything like mine has been, but just remember you deserve the best help there is. This is your life at stake, and you need to advocate for yourself until your voice is completely gone. After that, get out a pen and paper so you can still advocate for yourself. Don't give up! Get a solid support system, I just had my then boyfriend and my mom, and it destroyed many relationships I had, but you need to surround yourself with people that will fight for you as well. If you want a great resource for community, education, and finding specialists from all over the world, I HIGHLY recommend joining the Nancy's Nook Endometriosis page on Facebook. It's a private group, but it's not hard to get accepted. My mom found it, and we both follow it. That page is how we learned that my gynecologist was trying to force me into treatment that would only have more side effects than what it's worth (she wanted to force me into menopause, don't trust anyone who tries to do that to you). We also were able to find my specialist who did my excision surgery back in February of 2021 through this page, so I really do think you should join that page if you are serious about finding help and knowing more about what your body is experiencing. I'm stage 1, but don't let that fool you. You can be stage 4 and never find out, or be stage 1 and become bound to your bed for all 4 weeks of your menstrual cycle. If you have more questions for me, definitely let me know. You are totally capable of overcoming this silent disease, but don't give up.
The traffic guy really reminds me of my very specific anxieties; maybe OCD or generalized anxiety disorder and the checking of traffic gives him a sense of control and safety? I hope he’s doing well!
These confession videos had me crying laughing while brushing my teeth in the bathroom. I live with new roommates, and I had headphones on so someone listening in on it probably thought I was having a heart attack.
Let's go!!! It's the best feeling to get home from work and have a new video from Cody to watch!! Thanks for being so consistent, and congratulations on becoming a father!!
He could also just be really into traffic 🧍♂️but if he has anything it sounds more like autism to me since he seems to enjoy it rather than find it stressful or necessary in a compulsive way
I really agree that it's better to walk away clean and not take revenge. It takes so much more energy to hate like that, and it damages you the most, in the long run. Just be happy and healthy. Listen to Cody! He's 100% correct on this one.
Lots of people on the spectrum have special interests that sometimes they feel the need to hide because maybe they haven't unmasked, haven't shared with their partner that they're on the spectrum, or have faced ridicule in the past when their special interest was discovered by other people, or maybe even all three. The older we get, the more difficult it can become to come out and share these things with people for fear of infantilization by our peers or just straight up rejection. Obviously this is pure speculation with the first confession on the video, but with an interest as such, that's usually the case. Anyway, the more you know!
@@sydney20489 Dude same here!! I've also got a friend who loves making his own maps and planning out his own highways and things. It's so cool to see 🔥
Why is nobody talking about the closet cody's editor put in? I replayed that one part like 20 times because it was impressive lmao it's the little things that the guy does that makes the editing top tier. 18:06
Really sad Cody missed calling the crying guys situation a “real tear jerker”
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😂😂😂
Fucking hell I love it
Do you know what you win the internet today. Here you go just take the award 🥇
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
ngl a dude who is sexually aroused by crying and a woman with depression seems like a terrifying and dangerous combo. i hope he stays far away from her.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly.
I would run from anyone that gets turned on by that they sound so dangerous
my ex boyfriend would get hard every time i cried... genuinely the worst guy i dated
“Exploring this side of me” more like desensitizing myself to fucked up shit and conditioning myself to need it
omg the neighbor who left baskets is so so so sweet, i hope she avoids this neighbor lmao she deserves the world
Genuinely wtf is a crying fetish like if this guys partner is upset about something does he have to try not to be horny… gross
What did the neighbor do that was so wrong lol
@@dn5633Getting off to people crying is fucking creepy and weird. It’s giving serial killer vibes. That mixed with a depressed girl doesn’t sound safe.
@@dn5633 i think people can have their kinks, no judgement, but playing videos of people crying loud enough to where your neighbors can hear it while you are jerking off is fucking WILD lmao and he mentioned she was cute, so if he pursued her as a romantic interest, he would have to lie to her forever (very bad) or come clean about not being depressed and just jerkin it to crying videos and i think that might kill her kind soul
@@dn5633people can like what they like, its chill, but the fact that he was just going to town while watching crying videos in his living room so loud that his neighbors could hear is absolutely WILD. im not saying he's evil, but i think she was trying to connect and empathize by reaching out but he is just like "idk she's cute, what should i do" 💀 he would have to lie and pretend he was depressed forever (very bad) or tell her the truth that he was cranking his hog while watching people cry and i think that might destroy her kind soul.
the traffic guy is gonna get hit so hard with a late autism diagnosis
So true 😭😭
He also probably does catalogue the traffic.
Or OCD 😂
@@awesome_cabbage I found the original post and he does apparently have OCD and ADHD lmao
@@LizConstantlyas somebody with ADHD who thought during that story"that actually sounds fun" this makes so much sense now
The bartering kink guy and the teaching kink girl need to get together. He can teach her how to barter and roleplay as a 14th-century merchant, and they both win
that’s what i’m saying
This guy should watch Life of Brian from Monty Python when the merchant forces Brian to haggle
@@marvelousemilie6620 That was my immediate thought lmao.
omg this is would be an amazing development
Until she’s learnt how to do it and is bored again?
god I feel so bad for the depressed girl, she seems so wholesome
😂😂😂 yea
there's a 99.9% chance its made up
Crazy comments
Same. But she needs to stay the heck away from this guy. I feel like he might start trying to make her cry, or if she starts getting better find that he's no longer interested. It sounds dangerous to mess with depression like that.
right? her leaving snacks and notes was so cute and nice :((( he just happens to be a freak smh
As an Ohioan I thank you for checking my traffic it was beneficial and crucial for me to know my traffic is ok while watching this thank you Cody you are a true hero
People in Ohio are weird I know I'm one of them....
People do be looking at OHGO
this is the guy who posted…
I’m in Columbus and would like to extend my thanks to Cody as well
i would also like to thank Cody even though i don’t drive
Cody going "You are depressed? Ughh that's so hot" absolutely killed me 😂
The way some people are actually like that 💀
@@KingOfGaymes Right like it's so weird 😭 I think people with somber-looking features are pretty but I don't get off on people who are severely depressed, I've got my own shit going on to deal with lol
2:27 that’s my birthday lol
Ngl “tear jerker guy” needs to be put on a watch list. That thread sounded like the start of a NCIS episode.
@@samuelgodsey1327No literally. It’s giving serial killer vibes cuz who tf gets off to that wtf
THE TRADING KINK HAS ME IN TEARS BRO 😭😭 (get the crying dude away from me)
Trading Emeralds in Minecraft 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bros coming for you😭 (literally 💀)
😭😭😭
@@DiamondCake2isylh 6:46 gFupp😊v
Imagine this dude at a flea market.
moving the dresser to bust and then moving it back is so much more work than just being normal lmao
Men.
I feel like this is a case of bad parents who would say masturbation is bad or something, leading the kid to be afraid of being shamed because he was doing it soo he would do all that instead,
@@SprinkleBunn But wouldn't he be even more motivated to clean up any evidence if he was just afraid of being caught? It's the letting it build up for years that's the gross and weird part
Acting like being normal is a choice is really goddamn stupid, ngl
@@moatrboat fym men😭
The medieval merchant guy sounds like the perfect husband for Brittany Broski
DUDE
😂🎉
i thought the same thing!!!
Someone set them up !
You’re onto something lmao
I find it crazy how I've scrolled through the comments for a while and no one is talking about the guy jizzing in the corner of his closet for TEN YEARS and never cleaning it up... my jaw stayed dropped the rest of the story.
I actually had to pause at that part of the video. The disgust I felt.....
Revoltingggggg
IM HAUNTED, I WAS HORRIFIED WITH EVERY WORD HE READ 💀😭
RIGHT?? I literally did not stop scrolling until I found this one comment that mentioned it. I needed to feel like I wasn’t going crazy cause I actually feel sick lol
Everyone’s like “aww the traffic story 🥲” meanwhile I’m dry heaving in my own personal hell
The beginning is just Cody discovering that autism special interests exist
but then he wouldn't get aroused by them right?
I was thinking that's what it is but he doesn't make that explicit so I can see why it didn't occur to Cody
This is also a fun new kind of autism for me to discover, respect king.
Thats what I thought 😭😭 I'm the same with my special interest and it made me smile lol
I was thinking the same LOL
r/confessions has taught me that guys are way fucking weirder than I could’ve ever imagined.
the 'depressed' neighbour girl is a true one, I'm glad there's ppl like her in this world. shes so sweet, kind n thoughtful 😭a keeper, kind neighbours like her are gems
Why’d you put depressed in apostrophes? Is she not depressed?
the masturbation closet story is just the evolved version of "mom found the piss drawer"
The poop sock
the piss drawer kid upon entering puberty
@@MrElKabano the poopshitters
mom found the blood jars
mom found the poop cupboard. it was absolutely PACKED.
Little goblin callback
meep
Little goblin check ✅
I'LL BE HAVING THAT
@@fl1ntlock1PUT THAT IN MY TRINKET SACK
why did i think he already had his kid and he was already walking within a month 😂
crazy that cody’s kid can walk already
I didn't even know they were born 😂
was he not born like a week ago? 😭
That was an actual goblin dude.
Uhhhhh
had to rewind that shii
As someone who got bullied a lot for my special interests before figuring out I was autistic, I totally get traffic guy. I used to hide completely innocent parts of my interests because I wanted them to stay special to me and not get ruined by people calling them weird. I was embarrassed for a long time about interests that wouldn't even be a deal to most people but I'd built up shame around them.
Edit: Side note. The guy who likes traders could probably easily find someone who likes medieval stuff or fantasy and incorporate his niche into that
i got ‘lucky’ and have a special interest in video games, but it also comes off as an addiction to a lot of people. i don’t know how to explain how excited and happy games make me, how fascinating they are to me
My special interest changes every week. I won't lie I am a bit embarrassed about it. That's mostly because it does change on a dime so someone can think I'm always obsessed with this one thing when it's just what I'm interested in that week.
@@psychonaut1502 Having varied/cycling special interests is so rough sometimes. I sometimes feel like I'm a faker of special interests because I do not one one exact thing all the time that makes me extremely happy to indulge in. It's also just a weird experience to find something that makes me feel like I found My True Passion... and then it's no longer that a month later. If I was more consistent, maybe it'd be easier for me to pick college classes or a job.
@@virusDETECTEDme asf yo i relate i love video games so much
@@SuperSisbyyesss so real omg i pick up stuff and drop it so quick
the amount of times he said ‘c*m’ in one video is actually mind blowing 💀
A different kind of blowing alright 💀
Cody making goblin jokes at 6 am while his baby is probably in the other room just chilling is fucking hilarious for some reason
me and my gf to this day still go “ ILL BE HAVING THAT” in a little goblin voice. so thank you for the memories
This is relationship goals and all I've ever wanted
Yes!!!! I do this and goblin walk across the room all creepy-like
@@Random-sk6hm haha thank you so much it’s truly worth the wait
@@nbunnysnowboard pro gamer move
Which video was this from? I cant remember
The period pad guy should've told his wife immediately like "it felt so nice, I'm gonna make a thing of it" now it's gonna be weird because he hid it for too long.
Haha yes it will be weird. But when it comes to marriage, weird is good. There should be nothing that is unsharable even if it takes a while to work up the courage.
Yeah, being upfront wouldnt be super weird, still weird but not as weird as hiding it. Then again after 15 years of marriage, I'm pretty sure his wife would understand if he just said he was embarrassed.
Better to tell her before she finds them and assumes the worst though
Y’all crazy. He should never ever ever under any circumstances reveal his dark perverted secret about his ball-pillow period pads. Not every skeleton, kink, perverted thought, and secret needs to be revealed in a relationship. Certain ones will definitely permanently destroy others’ view of you.
You don’t think his wife will think he’s a perverted freak for wearing period pads as ball pillows because of the sexual pleasure he gains from it? He needs to just stop. Yes, burying secrets in the deep dark depths of your psyche can be very problematic but not if you cease the activity. He should stop and never tell anyone.
The neighbor leaving the snacks is an absolute angel. The man thinking of it as a sex invitation sucks.
I know right. First you read he’s aroused by literal misery, and then his first thought when someone shows them compassion is of course to sexualise them
“Well I accidentally tricked this woman into fucking me, that’s relatively normal. Little weird I guess but hey WHEN IN ROME”
Classic men
that one guy who gets off to crying, is so lucky to have such a nice neighbour that cared enough to leave him little gifts to show him someone cares. thats just so sweet
But unfortunately can't say same for her. I hope that man has some decency and left her alone rather then approaching her cause he find her "cute"
wasn’t expecting to get emotional during this video, for the longest time i wanted to get revenge on my toxic and cheating ex. but cody saying how he is “winning” because im still thinking about him is so true and now im sat here at 12pm crying
Taking revenge creates toxicity
The best Revenge is moving on
Don't let that one guy hear you 😳
Lol
every time you realize you spent any amount of time not thinking about him, consider that a win, cuz as more time passes youll think of him less and less even if it is really gradual. be kind to yourself and take every step as a victory
Honestly it depends on why your still thinking ab them, if something reminds you of a memory and you think about it fondly there's no problem with that. I have had people do some crazy shit to me but we still definitely had nice times together and I will always appreciate those. I think that is true winning, not letting the negativity of the world outshine the good.
honestly the traffic guy is weirdly wholesome
no that is just completely insane
he just sounds autistic lmao
@@2735angel Not insane, but he's almost definitely on the autism spectrum.
I thought so too until he revealed that he jerks off to the screenshots lmao
Why not just tell your gf though. Your partner should be the person who knows about your weird, harmless habits!
Crazy how we all have different time zones but we all sit down for lunch with Cody
edit: i no longer watch cody while eating and maybe that’s for the better
For real. I love it.
eating lunch rn
absolutely. bonding time lol
I'm having dinner right now
*Breakfast - at 7 pm UK time.
I’m on adhd meds and Peeves always drops a new video right when they wear off and I get my appetite privileges back.
1. I get off to traffic = Charlie
2. I get off to crying = Dennis
3. I get off to bartering = Frank
I get off from learning = Mac
Well... When it's always Sunny..
2. Both dennis and dee
My mattress is soaked in milk, causing my sweat to smell of sour milk=the McPoyles
And the guy on the game show with the pager in his butt… it’s like the chess episode
@@tatejensen7892yupppp
"cranking off to Google maps" made me genuinely giggle for at least 30 seconds.
honestly I WISH I had an addiction to checking traffic instead of compulsively checking instagram. Lmao
😂😂
This is why I deleted my account 🥹you too can set yourself free my friend :)
You can. You can train your brain if you focus on something too long and give it positive Association you can make yourself addicted to anything
i absolutely love traffic guy and i hope he continues growing his interest into urban development and city planning in general. you go traffic dude!
He is a shining star amongst the creepy degenerates in the rest of the video. Bless him 🥺
I cannot even fathom the idea of anyone voluntarily wearing period pads when they don’t have to. They are so uncomfortable, they get twisted, the sticky part gets stuck to your skin, sometimes parts of it gets stuck to your underwear when you take it off. If I could never wear a pad again I would die happy.
Yeah you'd think they'd make his package sweaty af too
my guess is he's hiding the fetish side of it. they are not fluffy, like clouds, and they get sweaty in two seconds. lmao.
yea they are the absolute worst. The only time I wear them is a back up when I already have a tampon in during the first couple of days since I don't even want to risk ruining my underwear.
I actually have to disagree! Maybe not thick pads, but liners?? Hell yeah dude, them shits keep me fresh swap it on rotation.
@@Berlugabliners are comfy but pads nahhh
“Just leave and live a better life, that’s the best revenge” honestly the best advice from a goofy vid
😂❤❤❤trueee
“that’s a weird way to say you’re getting desensitized”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The "14th century merchant" really got me, ngl. 🤣🤣🤣 Like, I have so many questions, but I don't want answers to any of them.
that cgi baby at the start got me freakin
I no lie thought I was seeing things, idk why I didn't scroll back
i feel like if i lived in ohio i would find it comforting that this man understands the traffic conditions i'm living through
I do and I am ❤
He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you're in a traffic jam, so don't be a naughty Sam.
@@Random-sk6hm that rhyme scheme was abcc and i'm concerned
cody is so right about the best revenge is moving on and being happy, had a horrible breakup and two years later i’ve never been happier
Cody's goblin bit is absolutely phenomenal; it nearly brings me to tears when he does that voice. Between that and the haggling bit in this one, I have come to a realization: we absolutely NEED a "Cody and Noel Do: Dungeons and Dragons." we all know how much they secretly love that nerd shit and i want to see them fully embrace it
as someone who owns a pair of period underwear in the boxer style…dude really just needs to invest in those if he wants the extra cushion 😭😂
I literally love my boxer period underwear so much that I wear them when I’m not on my period. They’re so comfortable
Can I ask you a question? I'm a guy but was wondering if you carried around a pair of extra underwear in case of period emergencies?
@@Random-sk6hmas someone who uses them. No. We have a pretty good idea of when we will get our period (assuming they track it), so we can just wear them “just in case.” Also, I always carry other feminine hygiene products, no way I would carry around underwear.
@@Random-sk6hmi always keep an extra pair of underwear with me just in case because i have a heavy flow and i’ve bleed through underwear more times than i can count 😭
@@Random-sk6hm I keep one cause mine is not consistent and what if i get it during a lecture without realising it and by the end of the hour its pretty stained. Also in case i'm wearing a cup and it overflows or isn't positioned well.
Can we just stop for a second and acknowledge that Cody said he's recording this at 7:15am? Wow
He's truly a morning person
He’s gotta work while little Gunthy is asleep.
Isn't that just getting up for work
That's like the middle of the night
7am is a pretty normal time for people to get up and go to work...
This video serves as a reminder of why I need to wear headphones while watching Cody around my family..... "A bag of wheat for some ropes of C*M*
LMAOOOO 😭😭
I literally can’t imagine watching RUclips aloud in front of my parents let alone Cody 😭
@@thegreyladm8547too risky
I read this comment exactly as he said it, also out loud 😭
When I was a kid, I had a Syrup closet. And by that, I mean that I would walk into the pantry and chug the hell out of syrup bottles without anyone noticing. There was something deeply wrong with me.
Nah, humans and especially starter humans are engineered to do that, humans have drank liquid sugars like honey and other natural syrups for millenia, you're just following your nature- like a cat to string. :)
No no, it’s ok. My uncle used to do the same thing and I have a couple of friends who still drink the little packets of syrups with straws. You good my brotha 💀
wym bro i still do this
i did this with koolaid mix and coffee grounds 😭
I used to hide sandwich bags of flour around the house and eat them straight its fine
Traffic is just that guy's special interest lmao
"I gotta go negotiate with a kleenex right now" sent me lmaooo
you know cody is incredibly funny when he can make an acting about someone addicted to traffic that hilarious
@@Unfortunately_Mickeythat hilarious fr
@@Unfortunately_Mickey how do you write that? I'm not very fluent in English, sorry
@@manuelb7953 You could say "he can make a bit (or sketch) hilarious" I think
I love when Cody splooges new content all over our faces
me too
the *simp* sons
Kid, do your parents know you type this kinda sh1t on here
While I eat
Bot
The number of vibrations before "Cairo" had me rolling 😂
my dad is also obsessed with checking traffic but i hope he doesn’t have screenshots atleast. he is retired and doesn’t commute anywhere and does it to enjoy the fact that he isn’t in it😭
thats such a dad thing to do
I love your dad sm 😭😭😭
All this has taught me that you never know if the people you’re around are turned on or not from basic things
This is such a scary concept to me. Like you can be walking around and someone could be turned on by the slightest thing you're doing. Makes me want to stay at home all the time lol
this is why I stay away from men because 98% of the time it is men fetishizing every day life and I will not unkowingly be subjected to that.
the bartering guy would be hilarious to date. the teasing potential is endless, just day to day life
This video taught me that there truly is a kink for literally everything
You the know the traffic guy could actually be paid for that. The daily news in his city would love this guy!
My god it got worse, he's definitely addicted 😂
Cody really must be a dad, wearing hats so much. Probably doesn't have time to really do his hair, but he's still out here pumping out content.
Respect💯
This whole video was about pumping out content
the way cody went right back to the merchant kink after reading a different confession 😂
Thank u for still being so active and giving us content despite becoming a father peeves.
The trading kink guy should date a coupon collector lol
The first confession dude is that unconventionally useful guy when the zombie apocalypse hits that will know how to scape a city based on his traffic knowledge
"the best revenge is to go be happy..."
Cody is ready to be a father and I think it might be one of the coolest things
it's so sweet that their neighbours gave them chocolate thinking they were crying:(
The merchant kink has me dying 😂😂😂😂😂
I do traffic surveys for Penn Dot in Allegheny county. Pittsburgh, mostly. I watch traffic cams for hours every day, and set up devices that record ADT (average daily traffic) on every road in our district. To find out that someone does this as a hobby is very confusing and alarming to me. It’s incredibly boring and repetitive. Every day is 99% the same. I’m just shocked that anyone would be interested enough to do it for free. I make $72k a year to do it 40 hours a week and that’s barely enough to keep me around. I wouldn’t do it for any less, that’s for sure. It drives me crazy
Maybe that guy needs that as his job he sounds like a good fit for it
If that story is real, I am almost certain that guy has autism or something adjacent. A lot of us have very specific, intense, sometimes lifelong interests.
Are you allowed to listen to music/podcasts at least?
He should apply for this job cos it would be perfect for him
can you listen to music
i have to say, having a medieval merchant kink might be the biggest green flag i've ever heard - it's funny, charming and versatile, you could do so much with that. My guy needs to go to a ren faire asap.
“I’ll be having that” is a common phrase in my relationship now
Story number 1. Yeah he has OCD and/or autism. I had the exact same thing with weather and when I told my doctor she sent me to a specialist and I was diagnosed lol
the closet one has me gagging
It's a good thing that the parents did, getting him counseling.... What he did was.... Unfathomable
@@sarah-michellemease5622 One of my classmates when I was in school a few years ago did the exact same thing but in the corner off his bedroom wall
Traffic guy is just a man forming the healthiest habit he can possibly achieve while also living in Ohio. Gotta respect that.
Hey Cody I just wanted to let you know that you have made my last few years way better, even through my parents divorce and my sisters death, you give me videos that manage to still make me laugh and help me find joy in the hardest time of my life. Thank you Cody
dude the guy with the bartering kink had me dying holy shit
traffic guy is actually cody soft launching his addiction to the public
he talked about it like he knew all the details about this addiction and how it feels 😂 abit sus if u ask me
“It’s a bottleneck”got me 😂😂😂😂
That trading kink had me dying crying 🤣
This is in regards to the pad guy: cloth pads. As a woman who suffers from severe endometriosis, disposable pads cause TERRIBLE chaffing and it's very uncomfortable. You wanna feel like your genitals are hanging in a hammock of cloud? Cloth pads. You're welcome. They saved my life when my sweet older sister found them years ago.
Edit: typo
Very sweet comment. Genuinely wondering because I wonder if I have it, how did you find out you have endrometris? Is there a specific screening or something I can ask for at the “regular” doctor or do you need a gynecologist to do that?
@@rehnaanliker5931Painful menses in a young patient is what would make a doctor think of Endometriosis. Further work up would only be done by a gynecologist because it requires an ultrasound and MRI to diagnose. They don't screen for it, only those who have symptoms get further work up done
@@rehnaanliker5931 my best piece of advice is to not be seen by a normal gynecologist. Those guys are super easy to find, but they know NOTHING about the disease unfortunately. They are not adequately educated or trained on how to treat it. It is very unfortunate, but finding an endo specialist is very difficult, but 100% crucial. To be diagnosed, you have to do an exploratory laproscopy surgery. You can't find the disease, nor diagnose what stage you are without surgery. While they're in there, your specialist will do what's called excision, where they completely cut out as much of the lesions as absolutely possible. Normal gynecologists can do this laproscopy, but the most they will do is burn the top layer of a few of your lesions. It was a total waste of my time and money doing that surgery (if they say to do ablation surgery, RUN!). Also, don't get discouraged. It totally disabled me for a year and a half before I found the proper help, but now I am able to live my life. Endometriosis is normally just one piece of the puzzle since everything in our body is connected. So another issue I had to take care of was my gallbladder. I had been passing microscopic gallstones every day for years without knowing, so my gallbladder was COVERED in scar tissue functioning at a 13%. You'll most likely be in for a major battle with a million different doctors if you're journey is anything like mine has been, but just remember you deserve the best help there is. This is your life at stake, and you need to advocate for yourself until your voice is completely gone. After that, get out a pen and paper so you can still advocate for yourself. Don't give up! Get a solid support system, I just had my then boyfriend and my mom, and it destroyed many relationships I had, but you need to surround yourself with people that will fight for you as well. If you want a great resource for community, education, and finding specialists from all over the world, I HIGHLY recommend joining the Nancy's Nook Endometriosis page on Facebook. It's a private group, but it's not hard to get accepted. My mom found it, and we both follow it. That page is how we learned that my gynecologist was trying to force me into treatment that would only have more side effects than what it's worth (she wanted to force me into menopause, don't trust anyone who tries to do that to you). We also were able to find my specialist who did my excision surgery back in February of 2021 through this page, so I really do think you should join that page if you are serious about finding help and knowing more about what your body is experiencing. I'm stage 1, but don't let that fool you. You can be stage 4 and never find out, or be stage 1 and become bound to your bed for all 4 weeks of your menstrual cycle. If you have more questions for me, definitely let me know. You are totally capable of overcoming this silent disease, but don't give up.
Honestly biggest THANK YOU Cody for letting me know about OHGO bc I hate listening to the radio for traffic before work lollll
😂😂❤ info
The closet broke me. 11/10 editing
The traffic one reminds me of Tina on Bobs Burgers saying she likes traffic updates because they say “bumper to bumper” LOLOL
yess I immediately thought of that lol
addicted to how frequent cody posts. keep it up king
"You like saddness ... so this could be a match made in heaven?" GENIUS 🧠
The traffic guy really reminds me of my very specific anxieties; maybe OCD or generalized anxiety disorder and the checking of traffic gives him a sense of control and safety? I hope he’s doing well!
I still say, "I'll be having that!" Anytime I snatch something, haha.
love that traffic guy, i’m so glad his gf supports his interests :>
Fun fact, the cry fetish is called dacryphilia
Da cry philia
These confession videos had me crying laughing while brushing my teeth in the bathroom. I live with new roommates, and I had headphones on so someone listening in on it probably thought I was having a heart attack.
Cody you’re such a good person it seems thanks ! It awesome to support someone like you
18:05 the closet scared the shit outta me
That shit is so beyond fucked up lmfao
I had to rewind to make sure I didn't imagine it 😂
Let's go!!! It's the best feeling to get home from work and have a new video from Cody to watch!! Thanks for being so consistent, and congratulations on becoming a father!!
"I'll be having that" W callback!😂
Also, Cody laughing so hard at his own jokes is funny af
The barter bro just watching reruns of American Pickers all day
Brittany broski needs to meet that 14th century merchant
Dude must have prerecorded so many of these. Also shout out to whoever curates the content, always banger picks
His name is Zade
Thank you lol all these ppl acting like his kid is in the other room are fucking insane 😭
The goblin callback warmed my heart!
As an OCD haver, traffic guy is 200% one of us.
that’s the first thing I thought as well
I have OCD too but I don't believe it's one of the 7 categories of OCD unless I'm wrong? It sounds more like he has Autism special interests to me.
i have both ocd and autism and i feel like this is more of a special interest thing. hes definitely neurodivergent tho
He could also just be really into traffic 🧍♂️but if he has anything it sounds more like autism to me since he seems to enjoy it rather than find it stressful or necessary in a compulsive way
I’m laughing at the idea of the medieval trading scene being the Monty python skit
I really agree that it's better to walk away clean and not take revenge. It takes so much more energy to hate like that, and it damages you the most, in the long run. Just be happy and healthy. Listen to Cody! He's 100% correct on this one.
cody making that money for the fam- provider energy!!! keep posting
Lots of people on the spectrum have special interests that sometimes they feel the need to hide because maybe they haven't unmasked, haven't shared with their partner that they're on the spectrum, or have faced ridicule in the past when their special interest was discovered by other people, or maybe even all three. The older we get, the more difficult it can become to come out and share these things with people for fear of infantilization by our peers or just straight up rejection. Obviously this is pure speculation with the first confession on the video, but with an interest as such, that's usually the case.
Anyway, the more you know!
Exactly what I was thinking the whole time. I know someone with autism who loves maps and GPS’s.
@@sydney20489 Dude same here!! I've also got a friend who loves making his own maps and planning out his own highways and things. It's so cool to see 🔥
This whole episode is Gold thank you Cody
Why is nobody talking about the closet cody's editor put in? I replayed that one part like 20 times because it was impressive lmao it's the little things that the guy does that makes the editing top tier. 18:06
If you hadn’t mentioned it I straight up wouldn’t have noticed gaddam
Cody you make my heart so full