Try Not to Laugh: "Nice Guys"

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  • Опубликовано: 6 май 2024
  • Outro songs: / stupidassbeats
    edited by zade:
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Комментарии • 3,2 тыс.

  • @maxpagan635
    @maxpagan635 Месяц назад +10999

    'women from your country have such incredible hips' that shit ruined my day bro

  • @yeastnecklace
    @yeastnecklace Месяц назад +7465

    zade if you're reading this, please never stop making cody look tiny as he walks away

    • @ZadeINC
      @ZadeINC Месяц назад +835

      Your wish is my command

    • @kaytee88888
      @kaytee88888 Месяц назад +108

      I agree it makes me crack up every time

    • @Hip.Username
      @Hip.Username Месяц назад +58

      And more messages pleading for his dear child's well-being

    • @Throast13
      @Throast13 Месяц назад +38

      Dude I was wondering why he looks so tiny compared to that door. I was thinking either Cody is small af or their house is huge lol

    • @elizabethkiehnau636
      @elizabethkiehnau636 Месяц назад +20

      Bro I crack up each time😂😂
      PLEASE keep it up

  • @Militant_Vegan
    @Militant_Vegan Месяц назад +1428

    “You’re husband is a lucky man. Sorry, was” I genuinely screamed

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Месяц назад

      That was atrocious 💀

    • @Ritzzy-zz2gl
      @Ritzzy-zz2gl 6 дней назад +7

      if "what the absolute f**k" was a person🤣

    • @Potts2k8
      @Potts2k8 3 дня назад +1

      I _literally_ pulled the 😱 face irl...

  • @AdviceFromAHipoCrite
    @AdviceFromAHipoCrite Месяц назад +2308

    Cody has no idea how therapeutic these videos are for women, and all who have experienced this REGULARLY😂

    • @rpg500e
      @rpg500e Месяц назад +31

      And he probably reaches more people that an average therapist...

    • @kristensmith614
      @kristensmith614 Месяц назад +18

      This is it. Makes me feel validated.

    • @franciscasilva8406
      @franciscasilva8406 Месяц назад +7

      I've never experienced this in my life and neither have my friends. I don't know if it's a cultural thing or what

    • @in.themeantime.
      @in.themeantime. Месяц назад +35

      @@franciscasilva8406maybe ur just around decent people

    • @mack-attack-420
      @mack-attack-420 Месяц назад +38

      ​@@franciscasilva8406dude idk how youve done it, but thats paramount to winning the lottery. This type of behaviour from men is unfortunately common.

  • @Angelnloel
    @Angelnloel Месяц назад +8144

    “Such fuckable hips” is actually wild…

    • @Kristoffceyssens
      @Kristoffceyssens Месяц назад +154

      Wasnt that a shakira song?

    • @emmadobbins694
      @emmadobbins694 Месяц назад +11

      LMFAO

    • @emmadobbins694
      @emmadobbins694 Месяц назад +37

      ​@@Kristoffceyssensomfg you made my next 15 min with that 😂

    • @AnimeBae370
      @AnimeBae370 Месяц назад +165

      I was told I had nice wide childbearing hips once. I was 13.. 🤪🤮

    • @ajeenius7437
      @ajeenius7437 Месяц назад +96

      @@AnimeBae370 What the actual fuck...

  • @dinabarnett9364
    @dinabarnett9364 Месяц назад +15875

    the hips compliment was absolutely atrocious

    • @Quzga
      @Quzga Месяц назад +85

      I wonder what country tho. Brazil?

    • @everia_games
      @everia_games Месяц назад +22

      ​@@Quzga Para?

    • @KodeeCo.
      @KodeeCo. Месяц назад +54

      @@Quzgamaybe he said “Latina” or something

    • @ShroomyD
      @ShroomyD Месяц назад +48

      @@QuzgaColombia 100%

    • @bitticlan
      @bitticlan Месяц назад +261

      The entire conversation was a trainwreck but that message was the engine exploding

  • @lucyfurr777
    @lucyfurr777 Месяц назад +2293

    The amount of dudes I've met who lose their shit or start saying stuff like "sorry I bothered you..." "guess you don't like me..." when I don't reply within literally 5 minutes or LESS is INSANE and exhausting.

    • @jay.ostojic
      @jay.ostojic Месяц назад

      im sure you know this but auto block them girl. so many actually decent, non-psychotic dudes. the fuckers who pull that shit dont even deserve a full read through. just a scan and a block lol

    • @just_another_ghost
      @just_another_ghost Месяц назад +160

      That's so horrible and bad and sucks. I'm so sorry for bothering you with my comment by the way. I'm actually a really nice guy.
      Ight there's one more for your list homie 💀

    • @just_another_ghost
      @just_another_ghost Месяц назад +164

      Wow you didn't immediately respond to my comment???? I guess you don't like me 😞

    • @lucyfurr777
      @lucyfurr777 Месяц назад +27

      @@just_another_ghost 😂😂😂😂

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver Месяц назад +6

      ​@just_another_ghost yes, just yes🔥

  • @Halfmoonbaee
    @Halfmoonbaee Месяц назад +937

    Cody laughing at these terrifying men is great. They need to see a happy married man laugh at their weird behavior, because when women do it, it feeds their complex. Otis has solid parents.

    • @snoopyfinn
      @snoopyfinn Месяц назад +3

      Exactly

    • @alanlight2715
      @alanlight2715 24 дня назад +39

      I've borderline bullied some of my friends into not being incels. They need to hear how insane they are from other guys to get it but most of the time, guys don't call each other out.

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 20 дней назад +8

      @@alanlight2715thank you for being a genuinely cool person

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm 17 дней назад +4

      @@alanlight2715 Same bro and it's actually worked too 😂

  • @madeline_anne
    @madeline_anne Месяц назад +9299

    I love it when normal men validate how insane this behavior is, it helps heal the whiplash it gives me 😂

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean Месяц назад +334

      This shit annoys me so much lmao. Most of us are normal I fucking promise 😭

    • @hollowfied702
      @hollowfied702 Месяц назад +370

      ​@@BasedHyperborean Seeing women's DMs I can say sadly there is a lot of crazy dudes out there

    • @leafboye33
      @leafboye33 Месяц назад +236

      I remember one time I was dared to set my pfp as a random Google picture woman and the horny men I got randomly bothering me for that week was really fucking annoying

    • @Kristoffceyssens
      @Kristoffceyssens Месяц назад +50

      @@BasedHyperborean I dunno, you sound pretty 'nice' if you catch my drift.

    • @501Labs
      @501Labs Месяц назад +38

      ​@@BasedHyperborean Are you saying you're a "nice" guy? 😂

  • @Grooveedood
    @Grooveedood Месяц назад +4011

    I’m a therapist and from now on every time someone tells me about a recent loss I’m going to say “not lit.”

    • @janek3531
      @janek3531 Месяц назад +205

      Pretty sure that would cure all the trauma

    • @biacosta4184
      @biacosta4184 Месяц назад +199

      "My neighbor's dog died once so I pretty much know how you're feeling"

    • @sa-eq1li
      @sa-eq1li Месяц назад +91

      Unrelated but my niece who is the daughter of my half brother always forgets that my father is dead. It’s funny to me every time. Last time, she told me “I bet my dad could beat your dad up.” I was like “probably” 💀😂

    • @_Tokenwhtguy
      @_Tokenwhtguy Месяц назад +3

      Sounds like you're a horrible therapist.

    • @thesinfulyogini2073
      @thesinfulyogini2073 Месяц назад +64

      Unironically talking to my therapist about a loss tomorrow and I hope this is her response.

  • @LoganCarte
    @LoganCarte Месяц назад +473

    When I lost my dad (I was 19) I told my best friend from high school, who was studying abroad at the time. She said “ugh I’m so sorry. We’re both having rough weeks then. My friends out here are going skiing in Switzerland and my parents refuse to pay for me to go so I have to miss out on the trip”. I’ll never forget realizing just how different our lives were and in that moment I moved on from the friendship.

    • @mael60216
      @mael60216 Месяц назад +47

      man, I'm so sorry for your loss, and you definitely deserve a better friend ❤❤

    • @helena2485
      @helena2485 Месяц назад +23

      Not lit

    • @ThatSoto
      @ThatSoto 27 дней назад +10

      *hugs*

    • @Desiray77
      @Desiray77 23 дня назад +12

      I’m sorry what 😭 who does that what’s wrong with her??

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 20 дней назад

      That’s TRULY not a “life difference” or something that stems from privilege at all. Even rich kids have compassion if they’re normal. She genuinely has mental issues lol

  • @koro-kira4141
    @koro-kira4141 Месяц назад +169

    "I am so sorry if you feel I was wrong"
    don't ever apologize like this.. you are literally avoiding all accountability in your "apology"

    • @maddieb.4282
      @maddieb.4282 20 дней назад +11

      I would only say this condescendingly if I genuinely did nothing wrong and someone was attacking me for nothing lmao

  • @iz6028
    @iz6028 Месяц назад +8351

    men like this are the reason women are so afraid of rejecting them. they’re this aggressive over text, imagine in person. truly so scary

    • @literallyanythingelseother
      @literallyanythingelseother Месяц назад +288

      ​@@scrappyanimations4096 ???????

    • @greenthinggg
      @greenthinggg Месяц назад +123

      Fr it's scary out there

    • @lcfuller8780
      @lcfuller8780 Месяц назад +350

      @@scrappyanimations4096this is not the eat you thought it was 💀

    • @colepuett3578
      @colepuett3578 Месяц назад +307

      ​@scrappyanimations4096 you sound just like the dudes in this video😂

    • @lilac841
      @lilac841 Месяц назад +241

      ​@@scrappyanimations4096 I bet you think you are a really nice guy.

  • @wolfman9959
    @wolfman9959 Месяц назад +4421

    Gotta keep that dude away from my grandma. She just got a hip replacement.

    • @Zeffer32
      @Zeffer32 Месяц назад +171

      He's why she's getting that hip replacement 😔

    • @scoutbite4334
      @scoutbite4334 Месяц назад

      @@Zeffer32 hate it when a guy just fucks my hips, really brings my day down yk

    • @wolfman9959
      @wolfman9959 Месяц назад +132

      @@Zeffer32 haha nah its actually because she has bone cancer. Unless he did cause it and what she meant was boner cancer :(

    • @courtnie1783
      @courtnie1783 Месяц назад +55

      @@wolfman9959 unhinged

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver Месяц назад

      "such fragile,fuckable spotted grandma hips"

  • @MegaE45
    @MegaE45 20 дней назад +54

    Trying to hook up with a grieving widow after she said no like 3 times is absolutely INSANE

  • @amberrae5583
    @amberrae5583 Месяц назад +282

    The first situation with the widower and the coworker reminded me of when my late boyfriend died in 2019. The literal same day of his funeral, my boyfriend’s “best friend” tried sleeping with me. Like just a few hours after the funeral. I was absolutely floored. Blocked that man on everything I could and have not spoken to him since the funeral.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 27 дней назад +26

      That's absolutely horrible. That is why it's great to have men in your life like brothers, a father, cousins, uncles...to pay a visit to guys like that and "talk" it over with them.

    • @Brunette_2005
      @Brunette_2005 27 дней назад +11

      That's absolutely disturbing. I'm sorry, but wtf was wrong with this guy?

    • @agitwap6413
      @agitwap6413 25 дней назад +4

      i'm sorry for your loss

    • @amberrae5583
      @amberrae5583 25 дней назад +4

      @@pineappleparty1624 this happened while we were both serving on active duty so unfortunately I didn’t have any family around. Even if wanted someone to pay him a visit, they’d have to fly and make a whole trip out of it lol

    • @amberrae5583
      @amberrae5583 25 дней назад +5

      @@Brunette_2005 I don’t know but apparently he had some ill intentions. He’s so gross and I couldn’t believe he tried that. When I tell you I was stunned to my core

  • @prag3037
    @prag3037 Месяц назад +4377

    "MIght I TRouble you for a PAssing GLance at my PEnile ORgan" I knew it was a bad idea to watch a Cody video in public

    • @brittnay279
      @brittnay279 Месяц назад +134

      He said it right as an old man I work with walked passed my car 😅 thanks Cody.

    • @el-can
      @el-can Месяц назад +3

      🤣

    • @tereza.b
      @tereza.b Месяц назад +40

      When Cody does this voice I always see Laszlo from What we do in the shadows

    • @kaitlynmorgan4613
      @kaitlynmorgan4613 Месяц назад

      ⁠@@tereza.b laszlo would definitely say "would you like to see my penile organ?" 😭😭

    • @leafboye33
      @leafboye33 Месяц назад +19

      I watched it at work and turned bright red as I fumbled to mute the video

  • @HustleHelper
    @HustleHelper Месяц назад +2058

    Cody's got that Jeremy Fragrance fit

  • @ThatMonkey
    @ThatMonkey Месяц назад +90

    Dude complimented the girls cosplay and then called it a “shitty cosplay” when he got rejected and had the audacity to apologize by claiming he liked her cosplay after

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 Месяц назад +92

    Imagine asking your mom and dad how they met and your mom starts talking about how "Your dad harrased and abused me until he finally wore me down, and ever since then I've had a begrudgingly angry kind of tolerance for him."
    Dawg... Life is too short to waste a second trying to convince anybody of anything. Be patient and considerate and when you get rejected just hold it together and move on.
    Rudeness is the weak person's imitation of strength. Real strength is the ability to remain kind and considerate, even, and _especially_ toward people you don't like at all.

  • @6thwilbury2331
    @6thwilbury2331 Месяц назад +3530

    "How are there so many dudes like this? What were they taught growing up, that everyone owes them something??"
    Yes.

    • @ashley2913
      @ashley2913 Месяц назад +46

      There are horrible women out there too. I’d say equally as much as bad men

    • @sebastianbardon391
      @sebastianbardon391 Месяц назад +280

      Cody discovers the patriarchy lmao

    • @shelby6
      @shelby6 Месяц назад +415

      ​@@ashley2913 we're talking about men rn though smh

    • @bawnawn
      @bawnawn Месяц назад +430

      @@ashley2913 “PICK ME PICK ME PICK ME PLEASE FUCKING PICK ME”

    • @drewhempwood2113
      @drewhempwood2113 Месяц назад +240

      ​@@ashley2913yeah but, since we're talking specifically about the video and the video is about men being creepy desperate and overly pursuant... and women typically don't have that issue... it makes ur comment seem totally out of nowhere

  • @XxSuicidalNinjaxX
    @XxSuicidalNinjaxX Месяц назад +4328

    Men not believing the things other men say to us is classic. “That can’t be real” welcome to our lives

    • @gingerweasel2
      @gingerweasel2 Месяц назад +489

      "How are there so many?!" Yeah, this is literally just our lives.

    • @aura.ripoll
      @aura.ripoll Месяц назад +89

      LITERALLY

    • @vkusno8689
      @vkusno8689 Месяц назад +95

      everyday is just unbelievable

    • @KodeeCo.
      @KodeeCo. Месяц назад

      It’s astonishing to me that people like them exist.

    • @gladitsnotme
      @gladitsnotme Месяц назад +87

      I mainly use the apps for comedy now. It's extremely rare to meet a normal guy who keeps himself up.

  • @annaleepalmer3876
    @annaleepalmer3876 Месяц назад +28

    “fake ass, highly doubt you game” has me in tears 😭😭😭😭😭

  • @Capyqueen845
    @Capyqueen845 Месяц назад +70

    “Fedora with arms” is killing me

  • @beepbeeplettuce5890
    @beepbeeplettuce5890 Месяц назад +1918

    The problem with guys like these is theyre so sheltered and so cynical they think being "nice" alone is some kind of rare and amazing thing, instead of just being something thats expected

    • @EmyN
      @EmyN Месяц назад +93

      And honestly, most people are nice lol most people try to be polite and friendly, these dudes think being nice is a rarity lol

    • @Will-zi6fn
      @Will-zi6fn Месяц назад +59

      @@Tynes1found the fedora with arms 😂😂

    • @Will-zi6fn
      @Will-zi6fn Месяц назад +36

      @@Tynes1 yh i guess us normies cant understand someone as nice as u, u truly are the nicest of guys 😔

    • @la_gobba_di_aigor
      @la_gobba_di_aigor Месяц назад +42

      Yeah because being nice is so hard for them that they think you owe something in return for the effort.

    • @chrish4439
      @chrish4439 Месяц назад +27

      ​@@Tynes1 Dude. You're literally oozing fedora.

  • @sunna8476
    @sunna8476 Месяц назад +2290

    It's honestly scary how many guys get aggressive as soon as they're turned down or not taken interest in, once you've had that happen it's hard to feel safe being approached again, you're always scared that if they're going to flirt and you're uninterested then they might react negatively.. Shouldn't be like this.

    • @nuggynugs
      @nuggynugs Месяц назад +159

      I’ve had some deranged mf beg me to be his GF after we hung out once, I obvs said no and he threatened to SA me and said he knew where I lived. I lived in fear for a solid few months 😭😭

    • @swiggityswag4734
      @swiggityswag4734 Месяц назад +31

      @@nuggynugs jesus christ

    • @surfinsilver
      @surfinsilver Месяц назад +2

      ​@nuggynugs i apologize for him

    • @mattcary8075
      @mattcary8075 Месяц назад +10

      @@nuggynugshopefully you own a firearm

    • @jerry_mandarin
      @jerry_mandarin Месяц назад

      what does SA mean? ​@@nuggynugs

  • @ebonystevens8008
    @ebonystevens8008 Месяц назад +54

    "my husband died last month..." "not lit" cracked me up

  • @LunaJones-sn6bo
    @LunaJones-sn6bo 29 дней назад +37

    3:55 why is no one talking about "i still have your address" like thats creepy aff

  • @ariannaamstutz
    @ariannaamstutz Месяц назад +1240

    “ would you care to take a gander at my member miss? ” bars

    • @katiebutler3852
      @katiebutler3852 Месяц назад +27

      Can’t believe how far I had to scroll in the comments to find this one 😭 a gander at my member bruh 💀

    • @xoeliana_
      @xoeliana_ Месяц назад +1

      using that now 🔥🔥

    • @guacamole-cult
      @guacamole-cult Месяц назад

      passing glance at my penile organ perhaps???😭😭

  • @Tatortato89
    @Tatortato89 Месяц назад +1339

    It’s INSANE that guy literally just met his coworker and that’s how he starts off the conversation. He says he doesn’t want a negative work environment but he started this 😂

    • @izzatidirectioners
      @izzatidirectioners Месяц назад +94

      i would've replied "you ARE the negative environment" lmaoo

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Месяц назад +70

      I so hope she shows the boss or HR.

    • @93runninggiraffes
      @93runninggiraffes Месяц назад +46

      It gives major "I want to be fired for harassment" vibes.

    • @Zionswasd
      @Zionswasd Месяц назад +7

      @@sunnyandthechlo Yeah that's the perfect definitional example of a hostile work environment.

    • @hasinaaaa3457
      @hasinaaaa3457 Месяц назад +4

      He even spelled environment wrong. What a nut 😭😭😭

  • @fabi.6080
    @fabi.6080 17 дней назад +16

    „Such fu**able hips“ is literally insane. People like that are out there and I‘m still single💀

  • @ArthurB26
    @ArthurB26 Месяц назад +29

    "I must not be sending enough messages" perfectly sums up these type of guys thought process 😂

    • @tarablue4472
      @tarablue4472 3 дня назад

      Just watching this just turns me off of DM's even more. Don't wanna be a slave to my phone. It can take me 30 minutes or even an entire day to reply to anyone outside of family.

  • @masonparent9234
    @masonparent9234 Месяц назад +1856

    JUST SAT DOWN FOR LUNCH BABY

    • @kuroneko334
      @kuroneko334 Месяц назад +28

      Who cares honestly the joke is played out

    • @ArianOlivo
      @ArianOlivo Месяц назад +1

      Part 2: Euphoria
      ruclips.net/video/zPGcrb5_ZXc/видео.html

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +45

      @@kuroneko334Me, I cares and I hope they have a great lunch

    • @skotos5274
      @skotos5274 Месяц назад +2

      Same

    • @Lina_Deko
      @Lina_Deko Месяц назад +4

      Lunchtime

  • @leah-jr5gc
    @leah-jr5gc Месяц назад +264

    “i’m so sorry if you feel i was wrong” is an insane way to not apologize

  • @nyx8589
    @nyx8589 Месяц назад +51

    the womens responses are HILARIOUS lmao

    • @victorias3280
      @victorias3280 21 день назад +11

      Especially the cosplay one:
      Her: aw I'm so sorry
      Him: yea
      Her: just kidding. F off
      💀

  • @Kimchi_97
    @Kimchi_97 17 дней назад +9

    The girl who kept spamming anatomical terms to get that guy to go away is such a winner

  • @themckaylashow
    @themckaylashow Месяц назад +879

    I love that this video is just Cody becoming more and more shocked at men’s overall behavior towards women 😭

    • @DGen7
      @DGen7 Месяц назад +4

      Im sure cody has done stuff like that in his younger days

    • @themckaylashow
      @themckaylashow Месяц назад +94

      @@DGen7 i dont think cody was ever that desperate lmao

    • @themckaylashow
      @themckaylashow Месяц назад +84

      @@Tynes1 men being weirdo assholes? im dealing with it rn

    • @cptntwinkletoes
      @cptntwinkletoes Месяц назад

      ​@@Tynes1Mate, you're commenting on every woman's comment... I think you might have seen a little too much of yourself in this video and are doubling down 😬

    • @eliasdraper1143
      @eliasdraper1143 Месяц назад +32

      @@themckaylashowOOOOU you COOKED him😂😂

  • @estelarochalopez9449
    @estelarochalopez9449 Месяц назад +393

    the girls in this are waaay to funny man. the girl that started texting “urethra vagina” had me in tears

    • @brookehop8
      @brookehop8 Месяц назад +18

      She killed it

    • @existentialgourd5677
      @existentialgourd5677 Месяц назад +16

      i was literally thinking i want to be friends with all of them

    • @FleshWizard69420
      @FleshWizard69420 25 дней назад +7

      I was reading it like a harry potter spell

  • @SenseiSeth
    @SenseiSeth Месяц назад +45

    Damn Zade has me questioning everything now. I quadruple checked if that was a real hat

  • @trashleemakeup4404
    @trashleemakeup4404 Месяц назад +33

    These texts are wild but its even crazier when it happens in person. I've had a guy call me a bitch and pour his drink on me at a bar when I asked him to leave me alone.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 27 дней назад +1

      I don't believe you. No one went after him, at a bar of all places..?

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 24 дня назад +13

      ​@@pineappleparty1624 wait till you find out that men will even "delete" women for being rejected 😂

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 24 дня назад

      @@fawnieee what are you even talking about right now? Murderers and serial killers go to prison, and the prisoners take "care" of them. You are more likely to hit the lottery than to run into those extremely rare anomalies

    • @nokoshadung5257
      @nokoshadung5257 23 дня назад +16

      ​@@pineappleparty1624literally look up assault statistics and stop being wilfully ignorant.

    • @pineappleparty1624
      @pineappleparty1624 23 дня назад +1

      @@nokoshadung5257 You are not the OP. What does stats have to do with this fake ass sounding specific situation..? Next time be the op if you're going to say the story is true lol...

  • @blondie2508
    @blondie2508 Месяц назад +486

    Calling someone else a control freak and then following that up with “I’ll do what I want” 😭😭😭😭

    • @djentlover
      @djentlover Месяц назад +13

      It was so clear than some pickup artist told him to neg women.

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h Месяц назад

      so creepy too, actual r*pist behavior

    • @ec9833
      @ec9833 Месяц назад +1

      Mmhm. Affecting another person, specifically, he’ll do what he wants. Yeah. Not the control freak at all.

    • @hellosunshine5461
      @hellosunshine5461 Месяц назад

      Crazy work 😭😭

  • @aaaabbbbyyyy
    @aaaabbbbyyyy Месяц назад +986

    Cody’s lunch watch party’s are honestly my favorite part of the day

    • @C45_and_ZZ
      @C45_and_ZZ Месяц назад +6

      Me too sometimes I forget, and I go to sit down with some food and he just posted

    • @aaaabbbbyyyy
      @aaaabbbbyyyy Месяц назад +2

      @@C45_and_ZZ it’s honestly the perfect company for lunch

    • @arasandaga355
      @arasandaga355 Месяц назад +5

      I honestly prefer Cody Ko for my 2 AM instant noodle craving time

    • @ansonwessner8750
      @ansonwessner8750 Месяц назад +2

      I’m having tacos today

    • @aaaabbbbyyyy
      @aaaabbbbyyyy Месяц назад +1

      @@ansonwessner8750 I’m happy for you

  • @KaraNolting
    @KaraNolting Месяц назад +7

    When you put your head down after the "incredible hips" line - yes. Same.

  • @allisonsambitions4444
    @allisonsambitions4444 Месяц назад +21

    Can this please become a series??? It's healing to see someone react in such a common sense way :')

  • @Ladyinquisitor
    @Ladyinquisitor Месяц назад +381

    16:11 “what were they taught growing up, that everyone owes them something?” Yes, Cody…. Yes. 💀

    • @Me-vn3gz
      @Me-vn3gz Месяц назад +4

      mostly women 😭

    • @lolasuboak7578
      @lolasuboak7578 Месяц назад

      @@Me-vn3gz who

    • @megan4475
      @megan4475 Месяц назад +28

      It's almost as if male entitlement is a thing women have been talking about for a really long time..

    • @selinesbeau
      @selinesbeau Месяц назад

      @@lolasuboak7578 They're saying that these men were taught that they're owed women.

  • @jameswebbbb
    @jameswebbbb Месяц назад +1200

    start: 00:00
    end: 20:15

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli Месяц назад +213

      doing the lords work 🙏🙏🙏

    • @straweater
      @straweater Месяц назад +71

      Thank you pro

    • @sophiejuneee
      @sophiejuneee Месяц назад +53

      thanks I needed this ❤️

    • @Leon1910s
      @Leon1910s Месяц назад +32

      Thank god, somebody had to.

    • @meathandsmans
      @meathandsmans Месяц назад +87

      Middle: 10:07

  • @blah.06
    @blah.06 Месяц назад +44

    Dudes really turn into serial killers when you say no damn😂

  • @tjpowell5117
    @tjpowell5117 Месяц назад +41

    Zac the editor, thank you for the bit of Cody being small whenever he walks away. It gives me a big smile and is the funniest edit I’ve ever seen. Thank you for your amazing edits

  • @kittyscreativecorner
    @kittyscreativecorner Месяц назад +375

    Cody shrinking every time he walks away will never not be funny

    • @KYLETISZAI
      @KYLETISZAI Месяц назад +5

      Editor goes HAM

    • @Loctorak
      @Loctorak Месяц назад +2

      What's wild is when he goes to the bathroom, he shrinks cause obviously it's a still image as the background, but when he comes back he's actually in the shot of that room and normal size. It was so subtle I did a double take.

  • @cheesendonuts
    @cheesendonuts Месяц назад +371

    When my brother died, my roommate at the time said he knew how I felt because his family dog died, and then spent the next five or so minutes making the conversation that he started all about him.

    • @pressleypowell3179
      @pressleypowell3179 Месяц назад +48

      To even try to relate to the death of a sibling to the death of a dog is so infuriatingly DENSE I am so beyond sorry that your roommate did that…

    • @manboy4720
      @manboy4720 Месяц назад +4

      "yeah i had a gold fish get chucked down the toilet, you had a dear loved one die and now you will never have their embrace or their love or to see their smile ever again. it's basically the same thing..."

  • @elin_
    @elin_ Месяц назад +37

    16:52 "If you feel like I was wrong" .. dude, that's not how you apologize :S

  • @julietevans2211
    @julietevans2211 Месяц назад +8

    My response to one of the nice guys, that sent me hate mail for telling him he made me uncomfortable, was to send him this video and ask him ”this you?”

  • @TheUnknownD
    @TheUnknownD Месяц назад +311

    "My husband died"
    "YOU HAVE SUCH INCREDIBLE HIPS"

  • @ChloeSherrick
    @ChloeSherrick Месяц назад +524

    that last dude was READY 😭completely disregarded everything he said

    • @leafboye33
      @leafboye33 Месяц назад +6

      I'm just starting that story I'm afraid

  • @mynameisluan
    @mynameisluan Месяц назад +3

    i love your videos cody, watching it in the nighttime makes me feel like so much relaxed, ik that youtube is not a place u should rent about ur issues but ur content genuinely makes me feel so relaxed and chill and idk, just keep going ❤️

  • @5OBMG
    @5OBMG Месяц назад +11

    “Wait really?” Is the most depressing thing I’ve ever read as a response to such an obvious sarcastic commeny

  • @slayerbarbiemhm9551
    @slayerbarbiemhm9551 Месяц назад +334

    “I liked your cosplay” “I complimented your shitty cosplay” which is it 😂

  • @grainneo8545
    @grainneo8545 Месяц назад +436

    God, yeah I wish these were fake. I’ve tried to reject men in every way possible (kind, straightforward, rude) and 99.9% of the time they all react the same and end up losing their shit on you. It’s terrifying

    • @leafboye33
      @leafboye33 Месяц назад +43

      I wonder if they're super insecure and think it's a personal attack against them or whatever crazy shit their minds cook up

    • @user-sg4ov7ng4h
      @user-sg4ov7ng4h Месяц назад +17

      @@leafboye33 someone on a thread (about a woman with a dude she hooked up with that insulted her when she said she couldn't see him cause she had her period) said that it might be from the "men can't show emotions". it's not really prevalent i will say, now parents don't really say that but maybe it's influenced by the dudes they're hanging around with, a lot don't seem emotionally mature.
      but idk, seeing that much awful men throughout history, it feels like it's genetic dude.

    • @501Labs
      @501Labs Месяц назад

      If 99.9% of the men you interact with act like this... thats you.... not them. You are what you attract. No way around that.

    • @cece-tp6zq
      @cece-tp6zq Месяц назад +16

      I thought you said “I’m tired of men in every way possible” and I wholeheartedly agree with that statement

    • @grainneo8545
      @grainneo8545 Месяц назад +2

      @@cece-tp6zq HA! Yes, 100% I’m thankful I’m pansexual but I feel for my straight girlies :(

  • @kyubey3961
    @kyubey3961 26 дней назад +7

    That "I even shit once in a while" was gold

  • @noot3316
    @noot3316 Месяц назад +49

    As someone who just recently got into a relationship for the first time, I’m noticing that a lot of the “cringe” things that “nice guys” say are basically just the things my girlfriend and I say to each other. Weird compliments work if you’re already in a relationship with the person you’re giving them to, the problem with nice guys is that they’re so convinced that they’re somehow owed a relationship with whoever they’re talking to that they think immediately moving to the weird compliments will work. Either that or they’re just stupid and my girlfriend and I just compliment each other weirdly.

    • @eaglestown4609
      @eaglestown4609 Месяц назад +6

      It also depends on the person I guess
      If my boyfriend told me I had fuckable hips I’d cringe so hard

  • @Rin-wm7hr
    @Rin-wm7hr Месяц назад +89

    I can't be the only one who notices that the comment about "you're easy once you've had a few shots" is a direct admission of SA on the other guys part because she can't consent when she's impaired.

    • @rpg500e
      @rpg500e Месяц назад +17

      Sometimes we reach right past the lowest hanging fruit and don't even notice it

    • @neomawzz
      @neomawzz 10 дней назад +1

      Yeah, I’m assuming that’s why Cody paused there cause WOAH 😀

  • @Funny_Muffler
    @Funny_Muffler Месяц назад +382

    Damn the CGI fedora got me. It was even the perfect tilt.

    • @jahnonymousxd
      @jahnonymousxd Месяц назад +14

      Was looking for this comment! The CGI was better than some films 😂

    • @Neeners91
      @Neeners91 Месяц назад +16

      Zade really knows what's up

    • @mediha2297
      @mediha2297 Месяц назад +3

      whaaaa when did he edit it in??

    • @lucasbaker3381
      @lucasbaker3381 Месяц назад +7

      BRUH I THOUGHT THAT WAS REAL

    • @mediha2297
      @mediha2297 Месяц назад +1

      @@lucasbaker3381 what part of the video was it 😭

  • @tundranone8366
    @tundranone8366 Месяц назад +12

    5:30 Love how this dude's idea of nice is just "the bare minimum for advances not to be s*xual assault" 🤡

  • @carlischmidt8845
    @carlischmidt8845 Месяц назад +5

    Cody’s reaction to everything proves I’ve never had an original thought

  • @lucyservo6574
    @lucyservo6574 Месяц назад +277

    "Just kidding. F- you" hahahahahahahah she destroyed him. Love to see it.

    • @megavore97
      @megavore97 Месяц назад +11

      That was so cathartic lmao

    • @jojo-xh5ik
      @jojo-xh5ik 28 дней назад +6

      I was I her I'd be like "yeah lets meet at this and this hotel in an hour" so he can go there and waste his time lol

    • @AngelineProductions
      @AngelineProductions 27 дней назад +3

      @@jojo-xh5ikthat’s so smart. Might steal this one

    • @jojo-xh5ik
      @jojo-xh5ik 27 дней назад +3

      @@AngelineProductions I did it to an obnoxious tinder guy once, gave him a fake address basically in the middle of nowhere lol. this idiot apparently went there because he was texting me "is it the yellow house?"

  • @sofietedesco4729
    @sofietedesco4729 Месяц назад +251

    “What were they taught that people owe them something?”
    Yes. That’s exactly what all of these men were taught. 😂

    • @unapologeticpatriot6504
      @unapologeticpatriot6504 Месяц назад

      It is actually kinda the other way around. they were not taught something. That they have to earn. And also not taught how to earn it.

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 24 дня назад

      ​@@unapologeticpatriot6504 women aren't "earned". Women don't owe men anything no matter how much they may have wealth or status lmao.

  • @joshuaweghorst7601
    @joshuaweghorst7601 9 дней назад +1

    Ahh first time watching Cody ko since January. Feels good watching your stuff again 🙌🏽

  • @dismantledbrain5910
    @dismantledbrain5910 Месяц назад +6

    6:02 Barely an hour later and he already follows it up with a "Hello?"
    How do these adults have the social awareness of 12-year-olds?

  • @sheskiwiw
    @sheskiwiw Месяц назад +249

    "these men hate women" ngl this is validating to hear especially from a man. it really feels like that sometimes. and being single, it can be discouraging. but its nice to be reminded sane men do exist!!!!

    • @coveruplies
      @coveruplies Месяц назад +1

      where are they lol

    • @MoonWalkerTexsRanger
      @MoonWalkerTexsRanger Месяц назад +3

      @coveruplies
      A bit everywhere. Just search for the quiet ones.

    • @PeachysMom
      @PeachysMom Месяц назад

      ⁠@@coverupliesI got one. Watch how they behave towards others,not what they say. Lots of men just don’t have empathy, or any ability to read a room.

    • @rpg500e
      @rpg500e Месяц назад +1

      @@MoonWalkerTexsRanger Truly the one and only criteria, quiet men are never bad

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Месяц назад

      They hate themselves way more than they hate women

  • @MikkiLGalloway
    @MikkiLGalloway Месяц назад +617

    just finished making the most buttery cheesy pasta. truly a blessing. cody is like a jester to accompany our feast

  • @sweetpotato8289
    @sweetpotato8289 Месяц назад +10

    videos like this is why therapists are rich

  • @yaboibSLT
    @yaboibSLT Месяц назад +6

    Just had my wife's phone number skimmed by some creep at our local gym who claimed he got her number from an employee (which is against policy). We tried to get as much info on him but found out he lied about: his name, his email and his phone number because nothing comes up in their database. What kind of positive interaction are these degens expecting? Im contemplating catfishing him just to get his face. 😮‍💨

  • @geminimoon3456
    @geminimoon3456 Месяц назад +145

    "I'm usually pretty normal"
    "for sure"

  • @lizabethdsj
    @lizabethdsj Месяц назад +699

    This is a prime example of why women have to be careful around men
    Not taking no for an answer 🚩🚩

    • @xtfgrw
      @xtfgrw Месяц назад +20

      Agreed but why do so many romcoms show that as a good thing? Being "persistent" is shown as a good thing.

    • @SabethKaufmann
      @SabethKaufmann Месяц назад

      ​@@xtfgrwBecause they were made by men 🤡
      It's the male fantasy of the mediocre guy getting the woman of his dreams for being funny and persistent...

    • @dominicbertolami2803
      @dominicbertolami2803 Месяц назад +30

      @@xtfgrwits circumstantial and usually its not by insulting them after they say no the first time or overflowing their phone with texts lol

    • @dominicbertolami2803
      @dominicbertolami2803 Месяц назад +14

      @@xtfgrwalso those are just movies

    • @zoes5781
      @zoes5781 Месяц назад +55

      @@xtfgrw Because they're written by men

  • @sophia-grace
    @sophia-grace Месяц назад +14

    my therapist: handsome cody can’t hurt you he’s not real
    me: 0:08

  • @totalkatastrophe
    @totalkatastrophe Месяц назад +7

    8:47 a better reply to unhinged incels has never been said

  • @molly.burnell
    @molly.burnell Месяц назад +459

    "how are there so many dudes like this? what were they taught growing up, that everyone owes them something?"
    cody discovers the patriarchy

    • @portalbuilder7021
      @portalbuilder7021 Месяц назад

      @@briandunfee4326ok

    • @evilgenius3646
      @evilgenius3646 Месяц назад +29

      I think a lot of it is these moms out here raising boys and saying shit like "You are my perfect special prince and any girl who doesn't like you is just stupid"

    • @FS-qk5uq
      @FS-qk5uq Месяц назад

      Yep blame a woman for men's behavior yet again ​@@evilgenius3646

    • @molly.burnell
      @molly.burnell Месяц назад +64

      @@evilgenius3646 classic, blaming women lmao

    • @resir9807
      @resir9807 Месяц назад

      I mean come on... these dudes aren't "raised" to be that way. The problem is precisely that they're NOT raised.
      This is what social isolation does to a mfer. These guys don't talk to girls irl, they don't have good friends, they aren't part of any community, and they're not doing any kind of therapy or self reflection. The reason they've become a menace to women is because society has failed them

  • @cleo5503
    @cleo5503 Месяц назад +169

    The way they switch up when they don't get their way 😭

    • @haleywootpat
      @haleywootpat Месяц назад +4

      When they hear the word no😢

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 24 дня назад +6

      "I never wanted you anyway!"
      *Was literally begging for her just a few messages ago*

    • @thari1276
      @thari1276 5 дней назад

      It's so scary. I can't imagine their real reactions. I hope they are so insecure that they can't go out

  • @mangosharpie4267
    @mangosharpie4267 Месяц назад +4

    Imagining Cody yelling in character while Kelsey and the baby are just in the other room is so funny

  • @valerie767
    @valerie767 Месяц назад +5

    11:16 “some blind chick by the way” took me out

  • @hikkipedia
    @hikkipedia Месяц назад +183

    the dude tearing a strip off the cosplayer for no reason and then saying "it's the holidays, have some cheer" GO TO THERAPY

    • @stephe1506
      @stephe1506 Месяц назад

      Then he called her a cuck?? Wtaf 😂

  • @adrianhelm4780
    @adrianhelm4780 Месяц назад +776

    I love how we’re all eating lunch right now

    • @louisBrother1988
      @louisBrother1988 Месяц назад +4

      I'm not. I JUST finished eating...

    • @nharli_etc
      @nharli_etc Месяц назад +2

      Just clocked out for lunch

    • @calebpudden6630
      @calebpudden6630 Месяц назад +2

      Spot on

    • @ArianOlivo
      @ArianOlivo Месяц назад +1

      Part 2: Euphoria
      ruclips.net/video/zPGcrb5_ZXc/видео.html

    • @bpddenji
      @bpddenji Месяц назад +1

      codys vids are perfect for lunch break

  • @ArinSauls
    @ArinSauls Месяц назад +4

    I’ve had conversations with men like some of these where they will text endlessly when we just started talking, or ones where they became so obsessed in a matter of days and when I asked to slow down, I got trashed terribly by them. It’s as if rejection makes some people just have this almost bipolar switch flip in their head from sweet and loving and kind, to evil and mean and sadistic.

  • @SyreLikeAFire
    @SyreLikeAFire Месяц назад +5

    okay but "would you care to take a gander at my member" is a BAR.

  • @KgrcProductions
    @KgrcProductions Месяц назад +95

    “you come across as someone who likes to be chased” said the serial killer.

  • @MrsCurioCheerio
    @MrsCurioCheerio Месяц назад +120

    "Using guys for friends" is such a _wild_ thing to say

    • @juanis8219
      @juanis8219 Месяц назад +24

      Like what do you mean 😭😭😭 spoken like a true friendless person

    • @SeventhSilhouette
      @SeventhSilhouette Месяц назад +6

      no it causes them PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE!!! women should just stop talking to them alltogether it’s pm abuse 😅

  • @roastlums
    @roastlums 13 дней назад

    Mate, you're hilarious, first vid ive seen, had me cracking up! Subbed

  • @jaykirizz219
    @jaykirizz219 29 дней назад +1

    This is going to go down as an all time classic Cody Ko video 🤣 the way it ends too just… *chefs kiss* 👨‍🍳💋

  • @fionna6848
    @fionna6848 Месяц назад +162

    0:55 “my husband died last month. Not lit.” I’m already crying 😂

  • @jokeisajokelol9018
    @jokeisajokelol9018 Месяц назад +217

    Rogue prediction: ‘You were a sl*t anyway’ will be said

    • @biacosta4184
      @biacosta4184 Месяц назад +64

      "You're not even that pretty" is a classic one

    • @jasonmillsom2981
      @jasonmillsom2981 Месяц назад +4

      You were right

    • @BasedHyperborean
      @BasedHyperborean Месяц назад +29

      Pretty close!
      “Josh said you were easy once you’ve got a couple shots in you”

    • @callahardy8639
      @callahardy8639 Месяц назад +4

      The Oracle of Delphi has been reincarnated

    • @fawnieee
      @fawnieee 24 дня назад

      When dudes have told me that I just say "and I still didn't choose you."

  • @evaashaaw
    @evaashaaw Месяц назад +2

    crying laughing at the beginning bc yes ppl do that, my little sister passed away a little over a month ago and I’ve had TWO people compare losing their pet to my grief

  • @ellyartistry5652
    @ellyartistry5652 Месяц назад +1

    Please do a part 2 these were hilarious 😂😂

  • @FINETHENpod
    @FINETHENpod Месяц назад +128

    The Chad edit of Cody’s face early in the vid was so subtle and well done it really threw me.

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +16

      I genuinely had to replay it because my brain couldn’t comprehend it. I was thinking “Hold up, did Cody always look like that??” Zade is insane with his edits.

    • @kittyscreativecorner
      @kittyscreativecorner Месяц назад +4

      Wait I missed that 😅 what’s the timestamp?

    • @FINETHENpod
      @FINETHENpod Месяц назад +2

      @@kittyscreativecorner 0:06

  • @thomper2ez145
    @thomper2ez145 Месяц назад +107

    Cody been dressing like a true dad lately. About to start calling him Mr. Ko

    • @ghoultooth
      @ghoultooth Месяц назад +14

      Mr Kolodziejzyk

    • @Saraphina6
      @Saraphina6 Месяц назад +10

      ​@@ghoultoothbless you

    • @luckydirectioner1
      @luckydirectioner1 Месяц назад

      People are gonna start calling him Sir

    • @sunnyandthechlo
      @sunnyandthechlo Месяц назад +1

      @@ghoultooth Imagine if he was a teacher. Every year his new class would have a collective stroke.

  • @dawnsybebo2632
    @dawnsybebo2632 16 дней назад

    This is one of my new fav videos 😂really cheered me up and had me laughing

  • @Forgetyouuuuu
    @Forgetyouuuuu Месяц назад +13

    14:14 not Zade jr 😭😭😭

  • @saramicolpertica3512
    @saramicolpertica3512 Месяц назад +84

    That triggered me so much. I've met some guys like these, there is so many out there and they are really, really scary. You feel like you can't reject them in any way

    • @pissapocalypse
      @pissapocalypse Месяц назад

      Same here. And quite a few of those times was when i was a teen. Its terrifying because you have no idea if youre gonna become the next true crime tragedy for rejecting a creep.

  • @heyzelarosaaponte2471
    @heyzelarosaaponte2471 Месяц назад +129

    Every time Zade makes Cody extra tiny when he’s walking away my day is made

  • @CpRoOtY
    @CpRoOtY Месяц назад +3

    will forever love Zades editor jokes

  • @Camis419
    @Camis419 11 дней назад

    I just found your channel. Can’t stop watching it.