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THAT'S CRINGE: you.
• THAT'S CRINGE: you.
#codyko #thatscringe
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This is the longest porn intro ever
@Lynn HQ exactly 😆
love her insagram also 80% is just ass shots
@@ZlyJaszczomp what's the @ chief 🗿
@@braunpgn690 @plantifulsoul
@@ZlyJaszczomp 🤝🗿
her voice sounds like that cursive font on Word that you can barely read
Sam why this is so accurate?
best comment ive ever read
her vocal fry is so bad 💀
Worse, when that font is used all over your mobile
Ahahahahahaah... ohhhhh so good
For a lore update - when they made this video:
- They were on shrooms (she's admitted to it).
- They had been dating for one month.
- They broke up.
California!
💀💀💀
i need her instagram im begging
She just got married to a guy named Patrick and he is dating Alexis Ren
It’s the perfect ending
ty for the update man
the rewatchability of this video is insane
my exact thought
I come back at minimum every 3 months to rewatch it and keep myself grounded
YES! I also come back every few months and every time it makes me so happy :D
this but w the sugar gay video
I keep coming back
“You were buying celery”
“You were buying rosé”
Is this the new lyrics to a Halsey song or some shit
Summer4998 Halsey - Whole Foods ft.Chain Smoker
_ _ ruclips.net/video/MDTJj6lhg6E/видео.html
Summer4998 HA fuck 😂😂
Summer4998 yeah i think it’s actually in her new single “rosé”
*yOu loVe celErY*
_"EverytHIng is supPosEd to be Easy"_
That's some other level of privileged kids' mindset
Sara Vinci it smells of.... trust fund 🧐
Or just delusion
Yeah aye lmao
She deleted the video and I’m so glad that it’s forever archived here lmao
did they break up?😭
@@bella-oc4huyeah
@@bella-oc4hu yes lol
She is 10 times higher than he is. She's talking about golden light coming from her chest and it being safe to shine and he's just like "yeah babe" and "things are aight".
thats most guy's high 😭
THE HEAVY BREATHING IS MAKING ME SO UNCOMFORTABLE
mrs struggle YOUR USERNAME IM SCREAMING
Stop watching porn and being late. mRs sTrUGgle!
+1000 for the username, lay off the porn and cocaine
Fair enough
Lana Del Rey is exactly who I imagine a Mrs. Struggle would be
no one:
middle school relationships:
@maddison Menary right, like this is so fucking cringy
IM WHEEZING AOSHKWJZWKA
Parker Wright..........holy shit you’re right.
😂😂😂😂
@Breeah N Hawkins dude have some standards, can't just drop a skkskkssksksks without a warning
Ive seen this like 25 times,and EVERY time Noel says "alright whose getting fingered" i loose my mind, still. Pure gold
LMAO BROO I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COKMENT
@@kamaiawool9808 lol hell yeah man, i rewatch thats cringe episodes regularly. Matty smokes is my personal fav.
Lose*
gigachad underrated album enjoyer
i too watch this regularly
You can tell they’ll be together forever. Until a few months later. When they stop being together.
Top comment
when they realize they have almost nothing in common
First off, this was 4 years ago. Second, they broke up lol
theyll run out of acai.
Forever can exist in a single moment…they’re like their own little mini-infinity
This is the type of relationship that ends in a murder-suicide
I expect casualties
who the people in the video or noel and cody??
julia people in the video definitely
@@user-qb5dd6lq2p the couple for sure 😂
definitely the best comment on here. made me lol.
"Most of us can't afford to be this delusional."
Now that’s a chest tattoo
@@charliemcmillan4230 word
Genuinely a very real world statement
I read this as Noel said that shit. 😂😂😂😂
Who's paying for this shit
“I want to heal the world with you”
I like how the world has literally gotten much worse since her video lol
It’s because they broke up hahaha
The world: no thanks
The world literally got worse just to spite these two
@@pissapocalypse😂
They f*cked us all over
are we gonna ignore the fact that they met a month ago and now they live together 💀
Besides the couple from the yt video I’m sure that’s probably realistic, sounds odd but I can only imagine like 25-30+ doing that, they’re looking for actual love, for below 25 it’s just basically hookups and breakups, idk that’s how I see it, I can’t speak for the whole country though
ots called being dumb lol
I think they mentioned it multiple times
@@Dozen. Nah, no matter your age. Moving in that quickly is not a smart move, nor is it normal.
Yeah that’s funny but why is no one talking about how she said being in Whole Foods gave her a warm feeling? Being in a GROCERY STORE????????
“Literally wake up in the garden of eden”
“I LiTeRaLly tOoK a mAsSiVe U TuRn”
i shouldnt be laughing as hard as i am righy now
Sarah Grace OH MY GOD😆
@@goddamnperfect1272 no, girl defined's god
🤣🤣🤣🤣
All these people don't know wtf literally even means 😂
this is what boomers think millennials are
Ben Redmond gen z is the last hope
Raw Sock you seem like you’re part of Gen A
Lol
Wait.... Is 2001 gen Z?
no wonder why they hate us
They were clearly on molly when they recorded this, but the fact that they edited it and uploaded it while NOT on molly is what concerns me.
it was actually shrooms 💀
I’ve been saying “fair enough” like that for years and completely forgot where I got it from until I decided to rewatch this video LMAO
fair enough
Sufficiently fair
Yup me too.
FAIR ENUF
NO CAUSE ME TOO
and i literally pulled a MASSIVE u-turn into the LITERAL garden of eden
lmao I love the reference to that video
💀
Sof 🌹
Ahhahaaha lol
i just watched that video omg
“ur so good at manifesting babe ” HES REALLLYY TRYING THO
He's a simp
verguchis puchis the third HERE HE IS MR MVP SIMP!
is that video still up?
Michaela yep
verguchis puchis the third that’s a bit too harsh... tbh they’re BOTH delusional
kills me everytime when he goes “Huh? I'm lost" LMAOOO
this is literally what the idol thinks it is
MADE ME CACKLE OMG 😂😂
OMFG SO REAL
ah yes the two genders: celery and rosé
945 likes and no comments I'm about to change it
Make that two comments.
I identify as celery
I’m a rosé
I’m a celery
The Whole Foods near me closed down because it was infested with rats, so now I’ll never meet my soul mate.
Lizzie Cross SAD 😔
Maybe one of the rats is your soulmate
Prince Seokjin you know, since I’m so in tune with the universe and life, the universe would reward me with a soulmate so connected to nature that he is more animal than human.
@@crestflames492 LMFAO
Prince Seokjin LMAOOOOO
i cant believe we ever let cody get away with this hair
it looks like string cheese
Canadian version:
You were buying bacon
You were buying maple syrup
Shoutout NoFrills
💀💀
Lol!! YES
No frills slaps
The first moan:
Me:
*headphones*
And if you're wearing headphones with a high quality sound, it's worst.
I live by myself, in my own apartment, and still felt uncomfortable... What if the cat heard??
@@h.thumbsthomas5479 😂😂😂😂😂
Bibiana Guadalupe Islas Herrera just had them on and I’m gonna kermit 😳😭
@@mia-fn2ur That sucks.
him : you might be the best painter ever
her : * paints on a canvas with *f u c k i n g w a t e r c o l o r* *
Ugh fuck
Omg, I didn't even notice that. 🤦🏻♀️ They are so clueless it hurts me.
the canvas is almost as dry as how hard I cringed
Haley Andrew-Pels the canvas is as dry as my sense of humor and the paint is as runny as my eyes during allergy season.
Wait what? I did that once, wheres the problem? (im clueless about art and im genuinely confused)
"You were killing Aboriginals in Africa."
"You were killing Aboriginies in Australia."
"Shout out British Empire."
I love how she’s trying to be deep and he’s going “we just make smoothie bowls” lol also I can’t believe it’s been 4 years since this, this was iconic
Calls him baby cause she doesn’t know his name nor does he
Imagine not having a kidney
this SENT me
Andy Getch Wh
plasticity don’t worry it’s all good
@@andygetch9764 this post was made by People with kidneys gang
she : " i actually don't think thoughts"
me : Everything makes sense now
“Oh yeah, it’s all coming together.”
Her thoughts: *took a literal u turn*
i'm like 98% sure these two were fucked up on some good shit when they made this video. i dropped acid with a boyfriend once and all i can say is that i'm glad we didn't choose to make a video, because it was fuckin gross lol
@@TeddyGNOP ha!! 😹😹😹 I wish you had made a video. 😹😹😹
6:15 her holding the palette with like no paint on it is the perfect summation of this entire video
"Words are my love language".
That's just called "language"
this is the most LA thing i have EVER seen in my life
Not all of us are like this 😔
I can confirm this. Mostly just the people who moved here from somewhere else 😂
Erika N. On god homie it’s the people who wanna live like the movies. they come here and try to damn hard to reenact that shit lmao
l KinkyDolphin l Frr everyone who’s lived in LA for a long time is pretty much over it lmao
do you mean this is the most HOLLYWOOD shit you’ve ever seen
Rent is so high in LA you gotta say goodbye to your brain and move in with the first guy you see at Whole Foods to avoid being homeless...
Can confirm
fair enuf
😂
I come back to watch this every few months to remember a simpler time
That’s why I’m here too. Gotta remember where we came from
Me too , I come back whenever I need a deep laugh 😂
this video never fails to make me laugh my ass off four years later 💀💀💀
its one of their best videos for sure
What happened to the video ?
@@oceanexblve884 it still plays for me , maybe your app is glitched?
I was too uncomfortable to laugh tbh. Cringiest shit I've seen in my life
"Most of us cannot afford to be this delusional"
*TRUTH RIGHT HERE*
Julia Lovegan *SPEAK YOUR FUCKING TRUTH NOEL* 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Fair enough. Fair enough, dude.
THE TRUTH HAS BEEN SPOKEN
A warm golden light fills my chest when you say that boo
Julia Lovegan pahaha u have 6.9K likes 😂
sis was really like “no thoughts, head empty”
This sent me
“Fair enough”
It's an older code, but it checks out
this chick: thoughts? you bet I don’t
I thought you were joking but nope deadass
My mom and I are watching the second season of “You” on Netflix rn, and this season is set in LA. We just watched a scene where a guy is introducing his gf to his parents, and he tells them they met at Whole Foods. My mom paused to tell me how weird and crazy that was, and I tried to show her this video, and 20 seconds in she had to stop watching because she simply could not fathom that this video was not an elaborate troll or SNL sketch.
I went to high school with this girl lol it is all an act
If thats true she actually sounds kinda funny im ngl@@emma9136
the more time passes the funnier this video gets
Right?
I love how the woman is speaking so softly and the man just comes in like “WE LITERALLY WAKE UP IN THE GARDEN OF EDEN”
hahahahahaha
lmao true he screams
Hahahahahah! He just yells! 🤣😂
Lmao yeah also I love your profile pic
Olivia R thanksss it’s Frank Iero
I was buying
crack
you were selling me
crack
Maddie Moo more like molly
Maddie Moo LMAO STOP 💀💀
Best comment ever. That was a goooood laugh.
I always knew i'd meet my soulmate in a dark alley
LMFAAOAOS
Ah I come back to this video like clockwork. Good times. That’s crusty.
The part where the camera dies (12:44) is sooooo fucking funny to me every time I watch this video
At the start I was worried my parents would think I was watching porn
The most epic of epic RUclips Chanel lmao
I would rather be caught watching porn though
i have never before felt so much fear towards what my parents hear through my room door
@@fidelgarcia2224 Your reply has 69 likes and it is difficult not to like it.
Same tbh
Nobody:
Hippies tripping on acid: I love your voice, words are my love language
And it’s not even original or profound either, the shit they say normally and on drugs are all really pseudo-intellectual basic bullshit
charlottesasaki oh you must be a true intellectual of good taste, please enlighten my peasant brain
@ no particalur drug? Just drugs? Stoopid
That's when you know you gotta lay off tripping
These two are tripping on MySpace
whenever i want a relationship and feel lonely i come back to this masterpiece. thank you cody and noel
5:53 looks like Cody haha
revisiting the classics
I had to turn down my volume so my parent don't think I'm watching porn
Katie March same 💀
I'd rather my parents think I'm watching porn than this
Katie March fAiR eNoUgH
Me, everytime I watch Cody and Noel
Just headphones next to my sister, and me making grossed out faces with each noise
That girl sounds obsessed, someone notify girl defined
This is the best comment on here
THAT IS THE FUCKING BEST THING I'VE EVER HEARD
I'm gonna go watch the girl defined one and be back when I have the context for this to be funny for me lmao
Update: I'm honestly dead
Ms. Struggle
The only reason Cody and Noel are married now is because their vibrations were raised high enough by watching this video.
Australian version:
You were buying pavlova
You were buying a case of Tooheys
Shout out to woolies
no one really buys pavlova and woolies doesnt sell alcohol
"Most of us cannot afford to be *this* delusional." That destroyed me completely.
Edit: damn come back a year later and have 20K likes? thank you!
that sums up this video
Caesthoffe it’s when I see shit like this that I’m not surprised people just totally go over the edge or fall for someone’s fake deep bullshit. think about how people like charles manson would just recruit dumbasses like these two back in the day and get them high to do fucked up things. Some people just don’t learn lmfao
The whole video destroyed me, my stomach actually hurts from laughing so much
who need like 'things'?
But they’re actually making a lot of money 😂
This must be why people hated hippies in the 60's
That's what I'm starting to realize bro. And hipsters are our version of them
E x a c t l y
Too pretentious and idk... cringy-delusional?
Flyken if you watch once upon a time in Hollywood that’s another reason
@@TooSweaty7 Fair enough
@@TooSweaty7 well it's on the first three letters.
West Coast Version
"You were buying coffee"
"You were buying over priced gas"
"Shout out to Dutch Bros"
Wait, are they not from the West Coasr already?
They're literally in Cali lmao, whole foods IS the west coast version.
Idaho version:
You were buying fishing tackle
I was buying huckleberry ice cream
Shoutout Albertsons
this IS the west coast bro
I watch this video every time I wanna feel better about being single
twin
She wears short shorts
I wear old Jays
I bought some celery
And you were buying rosé
DrowzeeDreamer what I was looking for, was in hold foods the whole time!
@@rikkitrancy8422 so close
Lmao
She wears short skirts
I wear t-shirts
She’s cheer captain
I’m on the bleachers
u forgot shoutout to Whole Foods
Middle school couples are more legit than this
Inbred Jesus nah they talk to each other
how do u knowww ? i cant find the video or their @
True. The worst part is that they thought they were beyond this plane. It's so sad and cringey. The delusion!
C the girls channel is called claire michelle
This is saying somethin
russian version:
"you were buying potato"
"you were buying bread"
"shout out Pyaterochka"
Shout out to Raskolnikov
вот вы прикалываетесь а мои родители реально познакомились у ларька ища бананы😭
"We met a month ago"
Films every second of that month
The audio was the most uncomfortable thing I’ve ever heard
Needs More Protein yeah that’s the point of the vid
Needs More Protein gave you your 666 like
Hail satan
*LOUD M O A N I N G*
I know I literally was cringing the whole video
"I don't think thoughts" is the least shocking sentence she could have said.
Emilie yeah i had to pause and verbally say no shit we know that
"I don't think anything ever!" ahahahahahaha
11:40 is the money
In a different video she admits she hasn't read a book in a year because she likes to absorb her own thoughts. lol
@@MissZee48 Can't absorb what you don't have LOL
They are both really high 🫠🫨🤭 I’ve had conversations like these when I was high as hell. Thinking back a lot of it was nonsense 😂
Put this couple in the same room with Girl Defined for the ultimate Godly experience
100% that girl has "Live Laugh Love" or the infinity sign tattooed somewhere on her body
I’m confidently agree, there’s no way she doesn’t
Gotta be the infinity sign, live laugh love is the middle aged Karen version
Or a wave 🙃( probably on her ribcage, ankle or wrist )
Or a dandelion, or a compass, a dream catcher
Or a bird
Mate, I thought the title was roasting me.
millisandra same 😂
No you
Lol I thought that and then I thought they were like roasting fans or something
@@genevievebaske7469 I thought the same first time I watched
Same
Just made myself a smoothie bowl and decided to put on this certified classic
You better put some celery in it
for health!
he 100% sells molly.
They should name their kid *Rosélery*
oh my GOD LMAOO
the new renesmée
Roséleria
The whitest name in history
they should be steralized
every time they moan ten years is taken out of my lifespan
I got few minutes left then
Yes.
@@user-rw3xh2ln6c Damn garrus you look different
@@rasyadhiandra5000 he didn't respond =))))
@@adrianstan7016 guess he already dead. R.I.P i guess?
Ok I'll rewatch all the thats cringe videos
Fr
this will forever be one of the funniest videos on the internet lol
no one:
that homie: “yOu fEEl tHinGs s o h A r D”
I Lo VE Your V o I C E
"I feel things so hard"
You love celery xD
This what boomers think of when they talk about millennials
this. 💀💀
This is what they think 👁👄👁
some gen z peeps also think that
can you blame them? This shit would make even them cringe.
Once Noel and Cody become old they’ll reminisce about the old days and still cringe at the stuff they used to
This is a covert ad for Whole Foods. They hired failed independent film makers.
Belgian version :
"You were buying mussels."
"You were buying Chouffe."
"Shout out Delhaize."
The best way to describe this is.. if a Chain Smokers video had the music stripped out and became a documentary.
Allen Alchemy *fair enough*
the best comment LMAO
1k gg
trophy emoji
"Words are my love language, so just speak your truth."
"Fair Enough."
Zoe Wei FAIR ENUF
Coming back to this in 2022 and it re-triggered my original cringe hernia
Lmfao I’m starting off 2023 with cringe
@@Syd448 real
Nah, Sainsbury's
This makes me not wanna do shrooms with my husband haha if he starts talking all quirky at me i'm going to laugh in his face
"I dont think thoughts" we know babygirl
Screaming
@@Simina-pi5te (codey co) this is so uncoferteble
death is the final unkown
"Yeah that's the problem. You don't think"
"babygirl" xDDDD
using “fair enuf” as my senior quote..
😂😂😂😂😂great dude
Use "you feel so hard"
Mines gonna be
9,92,6,19 SPACE 39,8,92
Periodic table is key
I’m a little lost but fair enuf
i was going to but they said i couldn’t because enuf wasn’t spelled correctly 😔
"Most of us can't afford to be this delusional." Fair enough
She’s using a watercolor brush on canvas and holding the palette on the side WITHOUT the hole for your thumb.
Fair enough.
If it wasn't for their commentary, I wouldn't have made it past celery.
Same
You are stronger than me I wouldn't have made it past whole foods
i almost gave up after her weird ass sigh when she started the video
I wouldn't have made it past the moan at the beginning ew😂
Thats all Cody Co videos lol..
Bruh is this chick really painting on canvas with watercolors
Lenka Cee
“You might be the best artist on this planet”
“I know”
Headass 😒
She totally is lmao
Lmao I know right it's so wrong
Lenka Cee the art student me is cringing
Fucking thank you that was my first thought
This is one of the all-time greatest videos on the internet.
🇨🇱 Chilean version:
-you were buying sopaipas.
-and I was buying Báltica.
-Shoutout to al persa BioBío.
Jajajaja ctm
Can’t wait to meet my wife at Tesco. At the meal deal fridge.
Luc Renwick YES
Oh my god bro😂🤣
Can't wait to see your Tesco take on the "you" video
@@DeadZombieLlama working class you
Luc Renwick Those £3.00 meal deals will bring me closer to my soul mate
Her boyfriend is just dollar tree Russ
as if russ wasnt already dollar tree
Russel Brand lol?
Idk I like eggos u look like nash grier
Idk I like eggos Russ is dollar tree Russ
Whole foods Russ
my favorite part of this is they broke up not even long after
aHAHAHAH I was looking for this xddddd
I went to high school with this girl lol it’s all an act
Ugh i feel so uncomfortable 😂 ive watched this so many times over 3 years, and seeing cody and noels faces in the cringe mode when they moan is EVERYTHING
these guys are on at least 150 nic
Not Laugh didn’t funny
Yeah
ambrosia HAHAHA
Nah, bro they're at 400 nic
i agree, this is at least 400 nic
This feels weird to watch like I’m eavesdropping on some weird ass private conversation
Why is this so accurate
Mahnoush Hosein That really sums it up omg
i feel that
More like a make out session YIKES
it’s like i’m in my room and i can hear my annoying hippie roommate and her stank boyfriend having sex through the wall and i want to kms that’s what this is like
i came back after watching this 5 years ago and im screaming
Jamaican version:
"You were buying patties"
"You were complaining about the prices"
"Shout out mega mart"