Honestly, I don’t think anyone knows that much about dicks unless they’re a doctor or something, I’ve been beating my meat for years and I basically look at it like a magic stick to relieve stress.
She's old, yeah, but she can be fun. She's a good listener, she also knows the cool spots around town. She can also tell great stories, like the one about Abraham Lincoln's assassination.
I hope so and I hope they make a video but not like that okay a RUclips video but if they make a video like that I'm still gon fucking watch it I got to support our favy creators
mrbill806 im not tryna start anythin but your joke was more of just a condescending comment tbh, but it’s also not rly a big deal... just don’t like the whole “i was joking too” when that’s not the case
Nah it’s disgusting Because If it was a 83 yr old man fucking on a 19 year old girl from Ecuador then he’s using her for sex which is what she is doing but yall r seeing it as her living a hot girl summer like tf
@@347tester shes got a point. If the roles were reversed people would go fucking mental, yet this lady is revered as a hero. If nothing else it makes no sense. We know for a fact that women - on average - mature emotionally at faster rates than men. But we also say that women of that age arent capable of choosing for themselves, but then the same aged men are... i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/464/14608107_1180665285312703_1558693314_n.jpg
@@guts8770 yeah but when its an old dude with a girl they're always way creepier about it, treating them like a replacement for their dad, if more of them were just looking to have a good time before they die then people wouldn't care but more often then not its a 40-50 year old dude grooming a 18 year old with daddy issues.
@@docchicken960 yeah and whenever they do, all anyone talks about is how its "creepy" and the guy is a "predator" or "sugar daddy" Basically like GUTS said - people shit all over it with negative stigma
My grandma is like this. She literally has a boyfriend, and a side guy or two, at all times. And she goes to at least one party a week. She doesn't want to mess with a guy with a cane or who limps cuz he "would slow her down". I should be concerned considering she lives next to a dorm...🤔
@@kittystetson6737 She doesn't play no games like Skippy except her game is so fire she doesn't need the shirt and wingmom, and she isn't a virg 😂 In my country the senior citizen community is crazy insane... No bladder control, no time, no inhibitions.
Yo good for her tho, she out there at 80 years old giving dudes out there that 360 spin cycle slobbin on the knob swish gargle and spit man, god bless her
Honestly this lady is kinda dope? Like shes getting what she wants and enjoying herself during the time she has left on this earth, whereas most women her age are just shut up in nursing homes being racist all day.
syd squid that’s what I thought, I think it’s awesome she’s embracing her sexuality and having fun. And men obviously like her, she’s gotta be doing something right lmao
God just imagine sitting there in your dorm common room or whatever and some guy walks through with some woman old enough to be his great grandma, wouldn’t be able to look at him the same
“And then they get feelings” I feel this so deeply, every time I show a guy I don’t want anything serious they play it cool then end up wanting a relationship lol
I absolutely LOVE this lady. She does what she wants and that's it. You're right, girl! And she looks WAY too good for being 80s. I would say 60s easily!
It depends on your geographic location. Where I live she looks incredible, as the usual lady walking the street is super scary looking, smoked and drank heavily with tanning bed daily visits since the 1980s.
Honestly it ain’t like she’s marrying any of these dudes and they come to meet her voluntarily. She gets to have fun and they get the albeit weird experience.
“i may not know more than a gay man”
giving credit where credit is due
Katie Richardson this made me cackle, I love this comment
I'm a gay and tbh she may know more about dicks than me. She's a freaking queen.
Honestly, I don’t think anyone knows that much about dicks unless they’re a doctor or something, I’ve been beating my meat for years and I basically look at it like a magic stick to relieve stress.
but according to her, doctors don't know jack shit lmao
fr 😭✋
she's the wing mom skippy needs asap
Eugen Chimitsch this is an amazing comment
Hell, she'll probably take Skippy on too at the end of the night ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I'm wheezing.... This needs more likes.
Eugen Chimitsch 😂😂😂😂😂😭omg yall are going to jail.
This is skippy's wingmom's wingmom. She taught her everything she knows.
Damn she really getting it more than all of us combined
Loved you in avengers man
@@charlesgilbert1209 thanks, Thor really hurt my feelings tho 😤
that's on god😭😭
On internet is easy
Speak for yourself 😅
shes prolly gonna see this and dm noel like "You've got some nice eyes sweetheart!:)"
YES
Sarah Rostock :-) * LMAO
and you KNOW he’d respond
He does tho. Noel seems to like senior citizens after all, he hangs out with gramps Cody
She's old, yeah, but she can be fun. She's a good listener, she also knows the cool spots around town. She can also tell great stories, like the one about Abraham Lincoln's assassination.
plot twist, she killed Lincoln bc he told her to fuck off when she tried to get with him
Not gonna lie if it was a man at 83 fucking on a 19 year old the he gon catch a case uno
LilJ ! How? That’s legal like everywhere.
Yeah they got us in the first half not going to lie.
So can Cody
the lady is actually codel in the future
Hate to make this joke , but it's required: you mean right now?
Salc1n bruh talia died and she gotta make do
@@leslie2200 Damm. Too real😂
Ok Google, how do to give reddit gold to a RUclips comment?
more like codel in 2 years
noel she’s gonna invite you to her house like gt dave
I hope so and I hope they make a video but not like that okay a RUclips video but if they make a video like that I'm still gon fucking watch it I got to support our favy creators
@@emthegem9866 aw naw not that kinda support!!! 🤣
noel could be the host for a old lady bachelorette
Okay it's been 46 hours after first watching this video and this comment is still making laugh out loud
Alina better watch out
she been having a hot girl summer since 1943 damn
BAHDBSAHDGSAHDGHASD
💀😂
You she was 8 calm down
@@Zblast77 alright, she been having a hot girl summer since 1963 damn
Napalm girl summer
“men over 28 struggle to write that many words” says the 30 year old mr. struggle
mrs. guy fieri he said under 28, and do you know what a shock it was to hear 30? felt that in my bones
Can Ijust man if only you got that joke lmao
*_RealG0dFather_* wh- what did i not get? are you insinuating i dont know what mr struggle means?
Can Ijust sounds like mr struggle to me
He ages like a fine wine, damn
She was about 50 years old when her date was born.
Let That Sink In
Lama FBI
AMBJXRN open up
God dammit, what does it want now
Markie uwu this bitch has been banging on my door for the past hour. Something about me needing to wash my hands.
64
Imagine being her grandkid and seeing this video lmao
🤢
Her daughter was in the vid and knows what she’s up to 😂💀
granny got game
My labia was too long so I surgically removed some of it and turned it into a labia wedding dress for my sister.
I’d be like, fuck yeah, grandma!
Granny isn’t afraid to steal your mans.
bruh she aint afraid to steal my dad
BEZ07 she probably stole ALL our dads
@@seriouslypj fax
i hope she steals my dad
She being 21 better than me
BellaBay what a pacific number why 21
Catching hella STDs because you're old. That shit is kinda savage ngl.
mrbill806 i don’t think it’s fair to decontextualize the joke dawg 😂😂 just laugh or sum
mrbill806 im not tryna start anythin but your joke was more of just a condescending comment tbh, but it’s also not rly a big deal... just don’t like the whole “i was joking too” when that’s not the case
mrbill806 r/canthandlecriticism
ok but why’s she living out her best hot girl summer better than me
You're asking real questions right here
Cause y'all arent swiping right.
Nah it’s disgusting
Because
If it was a 83 yr old man fucking on a 19 year old girl from Ecuador then he’s using her for sex which is what she is doing but yall r seeing it as her living a hot girl summer like tf
@@lilj3045 eh w.e
@@347tester shes got a point. If the roles were reversed people would go fucking mental, yet this lady is revered as a hero.
If nothing else it makes no sense. We know for a fact that women - on average - mature emotionally at faster rates than men. But we also say that women of that age arent capable of choosing for themselves, but then the same aged men are...
i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/021/464/14608107_1180665285312703_1558693314_n.jpg
im telling my kids this was the queen of england
Lawwwd
Wait it isn’t?
@@dionysusfilms165 nah
She's the mother to the queen
@@beepboop8152 the queens older
This will be the queen now that her husband and cousin is gone. Time for hot girl summer for her
Noel’s just roasting her cuz he’s salty she turned him down
Esha Gollapalli he hit her with that super like and got faded
he’s actually roasting her cause her and cody had a fling& noel’s over protective like that
Prolly because he ain’t 6 feet
Word.
100%
noel is practically brushing his teeth with that microphone
Claire Isabella this comment made my whole day
bruh it feel like he’s talking IN MY EAR
I wish I was that microphone. And yes, that's very sugar gay of me.
She’s here for a good time AND a long time
Sam Ahlman i love that
You know I
yeah nah she ain't here for a long time no more
"You know she's old because of those electronics."
Yeah.
That's how I know she's old, Noel.
Well its pretty give or take with the face.
Like, paleolithic give or take an era.
"That hoover vacuum whirlpool washer sloptimus prime top" is the single greatest term for good head that I have ever seen 😂😂😂😂😂
“If it seems like it’s going to be good, we’ll head straight up to my apartment.”
Hell yeah
I could've swore she said "finna" lmaoo
Shit escalated quickly
@@rosssolo8578 she rly did lmao
they're not the only thing going straight up ifyouknowwhatimean
Honestly, nothing but respect. Her confidence is through the ROOF
if it was an old man having sex with younger girls he will be shit on right left n center this shit is gross
@@guts8770 Old dudes date young girls all the time what are you talking about lol
@@guts8770 yeah but when its an old dude with a girl they're always way creepier about it, treating them like a replacement for their dad, if more of them were just looking to have a good time before they die then people wouldn't care but more often then not its a 40-50 year old dude grooming a 18 year old with daddy issues.
Nah, 19 year old? That's messed up
@@docchicken960 yeah and whenever they do, all anyone talks about is how its "creepy" and the guy is a "predator" or "sugar daddy"
Basically like GUTS said - people shit all over it with negative stigma
Can’t believe Noel is ragging on Cody’s twin sister like that
Meatball8585 STOP OH MY LORD
Meatball8585 cody being old is actually a dead joke at this point just stop 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
@@nadia1994ization Nah, made me laugh.
HAHAHAHAH
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
“she got them megan thee stallion knees” LMAO
emily m YEOOOO LMFAOOO
but, do you?😳
MEGAN KNEE STALLION
imagine just chilling in ur dorm and ur roommate walks in with ur grandma
My grandma is like this. She literally has a boyfriend, and a side guy or two, at all times. And she goes to at least one party a week. She doesn't want to mess with a guy with a cane or who limps cuz he "would slow her down".
I should be concerned considering she lives next to a dorm...🤔
OH MY GOD YES??!
IS THIS YOUR GRANDMA
@@kittystetson6737 She doesn't play no games like Skippy except her game is so fire she doesn't need the shirt and wingmom, and she isn't a virg 😂
In my country the senior citizen community is crazy insane... No bladder control, no time, no inhibitions.
Kitty Stetson o an
Most college kids are at least 18 that's legal prime meat
I’m 4 seconds in and Noel already got me saying “no” out loud to myself
Jake Custer that’s when you know it’s about to be too good
I'm going to wear a mask made from my brother's foreskin.
huyup123456
damn das crazy
i don’t remember asking though
someone get they goddamn grandma
I like ur profile pic
I mean, I can grab her ashes? They’re downstairs, so I can run down and get them.
@@liamcarrion thanks :)
You better repair my clitoris because it's so big I can't get out of my room.
@@huyup123456 ummmm👀
Sugar daddies are so outta style now, it’s 2019, we got sugar grannies bro
Parents in the labor and delivery room: "So which one is yours?"
Hattie: "In 19 years? That one."
Noah C. Fisher OH MY GOD LMFAOOOOO
*FBI OPEN UP*
last time I was this early noel was tall for his age
First!
Noel was never tall for his age
Callisto Reann I’m dead😂😂
last time i was this early noel started making suki
My vagina is abnormally short but my cervix makes up for by being long and prickly.
ya'll laughing but all i see is tana mongeau 60 years from now
@@potaterboo7907 it's true though
Hell yeah
Eughh - you’re probably not far from the truth though.
Facts
Yeah we haven’t even seen the first big round of “new seniors”...I ..it will be something
"this is all... Pearl Harbor event clothing"💀💀
He's killing me with the war jokes
She actually wore that dress on the Titanic
😂
So we not gon talk about the scenario of her sleeping with someone and only one of them wakes up in the morning
Would you... like to?
omfg
I love this like she’s out there living her life to the fullest. Look at her dope af haircut she’s really doing what we all wish we could
noel miller may be the funniest person to ever exist ever in the history of the world
agreed
Periodt
for sure
Points were made
The previous videos were funnier for sure
ngl she’s got a cool haircut
GET @ HER, SON
He kinda Vibin tho
They call it one night stand cuz she will never stand again
Now thats a good one
Is that from H3?
They used to call her “The Bomb Shelter” cuz all the men crawled that hole
💀💀
I CACKLED
Omfg this needs more likes
“These are the theatre kids after they get divorced”
Damn Noel why’d you have to come at me like that
Bri Taylor You mean the plot of Marriage Story?
@@SoWhosGaeLMFAOKDLDNJ
One of these dudes is gonna wake up next to her damn body.
One of them is gonna break her hip
Can't you still get arrested for that
@@TheTrueBlabLab not if you run
@@ee8546 Nah, she probably got them go ass hip replacements
Sara Galle they call it a one night stand bc she’ll never walk again
I hope to be as confident as her one day
Same
Let's hope you won't be. That's a shallow life girl..
MrPierreBoch THATS MY BUSINESS
Juan Cortez Muro clapped, go away
MrPierreBoch she didn’t say she was gonna live the same lifestyle, she said she wanted her confidence, mate.
I love that noels old lady voice slowly turned into Adam Sandler voices
anyone else high rn and watching a marathon of react w chat bc noel's voice is like maple syrup in ur ear canal
Im not high yet but yeah basically.
omg precisely
Yes
straight up
yurrrrrr
Say whatever y’all want, this granny is getting more action then all of us
Hey dont lump me in with you virgins. Im a regular Casanova over here. I have had the sex at least TWICE with a woman...
😎⚘👵
@@swine13 waw you're such a Chad
Yo good for her tho, she out there at 80 years old giving dudes out there that 360 spin cycle slobbin on the knob swish gargle and spit man, god bless her
I have so much respect for this woman 😂 I feel like she’ll see this video and tweet at Noel
Damm, she finna thank him for helping her get more Dick😂
Thank him for the shoutout
Those would be some spicy tweets
She gon slide in them dms
the fact that noel said young ladies kills me
I want to viciously finger my vagina while my father's tears run into my asshole.
huyup123456 u good bruh
@@huyup123456 yo bruh u the one that commented that labia wedding dress shit too. You good man?
What part time stamp pls lol I d
@@xnng 3:17
Would be real awkward if she dies on one of her dates.
I feel like that's how she'd want to go
That’s the way to go! Lol
Didn't that shit happen in golden girls
The real question is...
Would you finish?
id like this comment but its at 420 so ill leave it there.
Can’t say shit, she’s still getting more than me
Ok but ain't nobody talking bout her haircut tho? She's adorable!
I know, now i'm inspired to make an elderly sim about her in sims 4
@@fearoftoasters101imstillaf7 wave check?
that’s what i was thinking about the whole time, like what a cute haircut!
Honestly this lady is kinda dope? Like shes getting what she wants and enjoying herself during the time she has left on this earth, whereas most women her age are just shut up in nursing homes being racist all day.
syd squid that’s what I thought, I think it’s awesome she’s embracing her sexuality and having fun. And men obviously like her, she’s gotta be doing something right lmao
hell yeah it's all consensual baby she's just enjoying her hot girl golden years
LOL
That man Shaun is no fool, watch his lips at 10:33 lol
syd squid a lot of women give up after their husbands pass, I’m glad to see she’s like “fuck it I wanna get my lady dick wet”
Her haircut's mad crispy though
He profusely laughed at “stale naan” ...........we got him boys
he defo from south asia 💀
he got that SEA look about him
"see honey that wasn't so bad. Now let's go get you that PS5."
Hannah Valdez Underrated comment, lol
foul😂
Is it just me or is that admiration in Noel's voice
I thought this was gonna be about the guy on my strange addiction who is addicted to dating grandmas
soulmates
@@GlitzPixie that guy on strange addiction said he liked "silver foxes" & older ladies with dentures so I see the connection
Why would you think that when it showed her on the thumbnail and not him?
@@angelinalopez9344 could be a grandma he was dating ?
they needa meet lmao
8:37 RUTHLESS & TOOTHLESS- her tinder bio
The moment noel said, "its powder, she just adds water", my first thought was instant oatmeal 🤮🤮🤮
MANNNNNNNNNNNN WHY TF YOU GOTTA MAKE ME IMAGINE THAT 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮
I wanna know what the fuck you think about all day, nigga ☠️
This woman is a national treasure and should be protected at all costs. So do NOT break her hip, guys
Everytime Noel laughs his nose goes OoOoOoOoO
ay yknow what she could help Skippy out with the whole total virg thing
She’d curve skippy
It’s Cody’s girlfriend who’s 10 years younger than him
She is only 3 years younger than him
This what what Boyle meant when he was talkin bout "Her replacement hip's got some serious torque."
She got those necklaces from the titanic
Hahahahahaha
some heart of the ocean type shit
are we going to ignore the fact that she said FINNA
timestamp please?
im sorry huH-
I’m pretty sure finna is like World War I era slang that originates from the south. Shit aint new at all.
@@williamkjellstrand5280 around 0:17 "if it seems like it's finna be good"
its just a southernism in this case yeah.
fixing to-> fixin' ta-> finna
plus she got that hoover shit man she cant enunciate that well
God just imagine sitting there in your dorm common room or whatever and some guy walks through with some woman old enough to be his great grandma, wouldn’t be able to look at him the same
DrX2345 I would tell the whole damn building
i fully stan everything about this woman
Yeah.. Then how bout we make some beautiful baby's my love?
@@sirweebs2914 she said no
@@sirweebs2914 dawg....that's not how you slide on a female stop that.
@@sirweebs2914 holy fuck dude
Same! And I love her hair!
This the real life Blanch from Golden Girls
They're nearly 5 years younger than she is... in dog years
Y’all didn’t realize but she was on a android in her apartment but she was ft her daughter SHE GOT TWO PHONES!
Imagine seeing this woman at Sunday mass.
Based on that and your name I honestly don’t doubt that
As long as she’s in that line for confession lol
i dont like the fact that shes the same age as my great grandma 🥚
she's around the age of my _grandmother_ so either my family's old or yours is young.
Grow up, bitch! She has the recipe and she writing the book, bro.
Edit: I'm sorry.
miel my great grandma had her first kid at 15 so mine is just rly young
miel my grandmas 90
Miss McCoy my grandma just turned 60 like 4 days ago
This grandma LITERALLY has no filter
Cause shes used to Vaseline on cameras my dude.
This grandma seems like she'd be in the top 5 players of all time. I want her as a wing-man.
“And then they get feelings” I feel this so deeply, every time I show a guy I don’t want anything serious they play it cool then end up wanting a relationship lol
yall think she would give Noel her strap
Killua Zoldyck def
Yup
😂
He does have a nice open smile.
I absolutely LOVE this lady. She does what she wants and that's it. You're right, girl! And she looks WAY too good for being 80s. I would say 60s easily!
i think u mental nigga
She does not look like she’s in her 60’s lmao what? She looks like a healthy 80.
It depends on your geographic location. Where I live she looks incredible, as the usual lady walking the street is super scary looking, smoked and drank heavily with tanning bed daily visits since the 1980s.
grandmas be wildin these days, I stg.
When she actually does start looking for men her own age, someone needs to give her Cody’s number 🤧
Aliza Hasan this⬆️⬆️
I wonder if she's dated that one creepy guy who likes older women
Glad to see Blanche from Golden Girls still got it
i would die for this woman. she's speaking facts only
I get the feeling _someone's_ gonna die by the end of the night, just maybe not you.
Rohit More *speaking
She really said “respect the drip Barbra”
THIS MAN REALLY JUST SAID,
*"SHE GOT THEM MEGAN THEE STALLION **_KNEES"_*
She’s living the rest of her life, the best she can. I like her.
We should do that too, eh
Her hair is so crispy tho 🔥😂 she got that Charlie sheen major league cut
when he said her closet only had pearl harbor event clothing i screamed
Finally, a woman old enough for Cody
I’m 19 and I KNOW I have nothing on this lady like she can have my man, she can have everyone’s man.
my mom is friends with her and its so weird to see Noel react to someone I know lmao
Nina Boston hahahaha
LMAOOOO!!!!! tell her we love her and she’s a bad bitch
Yo gimme her number 😂
Honestly it ain’t like she’s marrying any of these dudes and they come to meet her voluntarily. She gets to have fun and they get the albeit weird experience.
"this is all Pearl Harbor event clothing" im-
Plot twist: He matched with her on tinder.
She was 40 in the 80´s,let that sink in
"I know more about a males genetalia than most doctors, maybe not more than a gay man"
Weird flex, but okay.
That Pearl Harbor joke hit way harder than it should've
Ricky Redecop 💀💀💀
@Ricky Redecop world trade center will remember that
Listen my grandmother’s name is Hattie so you can imagine my discomfort
you cant roast her like that noel, respect your elderly
“He was attracted to me so I said let’s go” lmaooo
The animal crossing background music is everything