Try Not to Laugh: "Nice Girls"
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- Опубликовано: 13 май 2024
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"You’re grossly unattractive by the way" the way my jaw dropped 💀
It was soooo uncalled for. He wasn't even hitting on her.
Reading this as I died from it😂
Crazy, and I also can't get past Cody calling that a "stray." No, it's not, she aimed directly at him!
Makes me wonder why andrew gave her the wrong number
Clearly a psycho
tiny cody is my favorite version of cody he’s so small and angry about being tiny
I like when Cody second-guesses standing up to do a bit in fear of editors making him tiny 😂
Zade has trully been a giƒt to us all. I hope Cody keeps Zade junior hostage forever.
so true
Goblin Cody is my fav
Truly the best cannon fr fr
Fun fact: My gf and I use "I'll be having that" in the goblin voice everytime one of us brings the other food! Lmao thank you Cody for giving us something to share and laugh about as a couple
Marry her
She’s a keeper
Best part of this video is when Cody just goes on a tangent about Kelsey doing ANYTHING and him being stoked about it. 10/10 tangent
cody: _thinks very hard to come up with a name_
the name: “ *Torpedo* “
I love how it got used so many times too 😭😭😭
He used it for the bf and the ex gf and I got confused loool
I saw that part right as i read your comm:))
@@YTStoleMyUsername tOrPeDo
@@Slokay_ IKR LMAO “torpedo told torpedo that torpedo-“
9:00 this woman is pure EVIL. switching out meds without consent? stalking an ex for TEN years and harassing his new girl? she needs to be put in an asylum.
Fr! It’s like damn I wonder why he was so traumatized by the breakup fallout
im surprised that was the first she'd heard from her
No wonder he left her. She sounds like a nightmare
baby reindeer shit🫣
Not to mention really dangerous! Withdrawals from antidepressants can be super nasty
THE GOBLIN ALWAYS GETS ME AND GIVES ME THE URGE TO GRAB A SACK AND START PICKING UP TRINKETS
the depressed jew conversion had me rolling LMFAO
replacing someone’s antidepressants with vitamins is actually so grossly unhinged like holy shit
Also grossly unattractive
That lady admitted a crime
Thats not "unhinged" its abuse
Yeah and a lot of those meds work by consistency so suddenly going off them can give you an emotional kind of whiplash, which could lead to a severe episode or suicide attempt. Super not cool.
If bullying someone to death is a crime, this is equally as bad if not worse. Basically saying this should be a crime as well, although probably much harder to prove in court
That 40-year-old woman harassing her exes current girlfriend needs to get her shit together. An adult acting like that is embarrassing as hell.
I bet she's single and just fuming that her depressed Jewish ex is doing better than her
it just kept getting worse omg
looks like someone was a little more "broken" after that breakup💀
@@petertingle4890 She could probably use those meds, too. Acting like that 10 years afterwards is just not justifiable if you are mentally well. I'm scared that people like this are out there. Thankfully my boyfriend's ex and him just went no contact and no bad blood.
@@Shirumoon honestly it reinforced the idea i have that people who claim depression isnt real tend to be more miserable than people who say they have it.
The "ILL be having THAT" is my favorite inside joke
I miss it when Zade would
Add in the “FBI OPEN UP” when Cody would say he’s having fun. 😭😭😭
i miss when zade would put in slurping noises every time cody hunched over off the screen. i will not elaborate.
No please, go on...🧐😅
To hydrate with some refreshing H2O under the desk, right?
The fact you remember this means a lot, might have to bring it back...
Nah man the outrageous 2 second intros are what I miss
@@ZadeINC Please that is so funny 😭
The “you rn” really got me, I AM just a rat eating lunch to this video
i was scarfing on a hotdog and felt so seen yet so violated
I was going in on a doner 😭😭 felt do attacked
I'm eating candy after taking my Adderall lmao
I was eating dinner LITERALLY TAKING A BITE when it popped up 😂 had to rewind to make sure I read it right
me nodding in agreement while i shovel oatmeal in my mouth
As a Jewish person, the comment on the two depressed Jewish people is absolutely hilarious. Best joke I’ve heard all week lol
I dated a guy once who was jealous of my relationship with my dog. That’s what ended the relationship (with the man, not my dog).
He still texts me every so often apologizing for how he handled the situation… and this was years ago.
He ain't got that dog in him
give a dog a bone?
Omg same thing happened to me with my ex 😅 like how are you jealous of dogs? 😂
@@hannahelizabeth1571 some people are just really worried that you’ll love the pet more than them. That they’ll be in second place or feel like a third wheel. I know this ends up happening sometimes when people have children, so that could have also been a sign of what’s to come if you had children together in the future.. or if you were “too close” with your family of origin or friends.
@@NatalieMarie917 sounds like I didn’t just dodge a bullet but a whole train tbh 😂
fun fact: as a former cvs employee we were actually reminded repeatedly to not let customers say their phone number out loud and instead type it into the key pad for those exact reasons
that’s insane that it’s happened so many times there’s a policy
The pharmacy makes you say your address out loud tho 😂
@@caitling1392Girl what pharmacy are you going to? (Don't answer that) I've never had to give out my address, I just show them my medical card and they ask for DOB and that's that
@@caitling1392 yeah that part i can't do anything about lol. thankfully if you REALLY want, you can connect ur pharmacy profile to your rewards and scan the barcode in the app to bring up the normalcy profile instead of saying it out loud. i hate at walgreens i gotta say my whole ass address aloud to confirm it's me 💀
@@lynnimaybeWalgreens has me confirm my address when I pick up my meds.
a dude loving a cat like that is such a green flag
Agreed, I'd find it very charming. Good parental energy.
my long distance ex came to visit me once and would constantly tell me "if you move with me, they'll probably be dead within a couple months" edit: for context he lives in a very rural area with crazy dogs, he regularly brought in recovering addicts and his door didn't even lock. he didn't threaten them directly but just said it goes without saying that they'd end up getting out and dying in the bush or something. this is indeed the main reason I broke up with him though. one of my cats is 16 and I would drop ANYONE if it meant maintaining her quality of life while she's still with me.
@@kactus1889jeez that’s horrible 😭
yeah idk why she didn't just live on the cat with him
@@kactus1889people that do harm to cats are just waiting to do it to people. No one talks that way about dogs. It's fine to not like one or the other, but the "I fucking hate cats" people are either legit dangerous or think it's funny to have people think they are psycho.
The nice girls insults cut so much deeper than the nice guys
Uh, because?
Women tend to take to psychological warfare a lot easier than men
Source: had mostly female friend group in high school, the backstabbing was horrendous
@FleshWizard69420 tbh that makes alot of sense, girls in big groups are viscous when I was in school. Boys tend to be more chill but will have a lot more resentment/ hide their dislike for others in a group, or just fight.
How much Cody loves Kelsey was really shown in that fisherwoman vs pumpkin spice latte part. She could do anything and he would always just love and appreciate her endlesly ❤
for those who don’t know there are plenty of antidepressants that, if you stop them abruptly, could send your body into shock. replacing someone’s antidepressants with vitamins could cause actual harm.
Yep. When I heard that part, I was like "so, she's just pure evil"
Or even give them suicidal thoughts and severely worsen their symptoms. What a nasty person that woman is.
How would someone not notice though? Swear most prescription medications have a code written on capsules or stamped into the tablets to indicate what's in them or come individually sealed in blister packs
@@milansmith8431i know for me, i take zoloft, and if they were swapped with a cream yellow oval-shaped pill, i wouldn’t ever notice bc i don’t look at the numbers lol
@@milansmith8431 dude, so many of my pills look similar. And I take them in groups. If you take more than one or two at a time, you usually just grab them and throw them back. No one really expects someone to mess with their pills, you know.
That woman is a nightmare and a half but "Can't wait to see the wedding/divorce photos!" is a raw fukn line that I am absolutely stealing
same here
Is it, though? Who the fuck takes "divorce photos"? I assume she's referring to the ones she'll be taking through their bedroom window in a deranged hunt for shreds of a sign of strife while the couple moves on without her.
That was her most mid line out of all of them though 😂
Nah it was the "not to mention we had sex everyday and now he probably cant because of depression that's not real"
Nobody takes divorce photos lol what the fuck ?
Torpedo's ex reminded me of my own. She once contacted my wife (at this time fiancé) at 6AM drunk and proceeded to let her know that she was going to move back to our hometown so once I found that I would probably feel the need to reach out to her. Keep in mind, I hadn't dated this person in 8 years nor seen her in 5. In this phone call she also proceeded to tell my wife how she used to cheat on me and other terrible things I never knew. Wouldn't you know that my absolute 0 amount of desire to contact this person became even less than.
I am so sorry to hear that. She sounds insane.
she seems to be a crazy narcisist I am very glad you got free from that. I think when narcisist get older they lose their mind about not having contrl over things they had control on in the past
@@Agape122 i agree they get worse with age lol
14:18 how the hell did we all miss this callback to that old Russ interview cody and the boys did years ago. It was exactlllyy this dialogue!! 😂😂😂
I was thinking the same thing!! Where was the mind fucking
I thought of that too, they’d be perfect for each other
6:58 Torpedo dumped Torpeda to date Torpedo? Thank god Cody gives us easy names so we don’t get confused
TELL KELSEY I SAID HAPPY MOTHERS DAY PLS
Seconded! She’s a blessing of a person.
Happy Mother’s Day, Kelsey!!
It’s a bit early to wish her a happy mother’s day. We basically have a whole year before it’s here
@@fireball3366 lmao pls i was about to get so annoyed until i read the rest 😭
happy mother’s day kelsey!!! you beautiful human!!! we love you ❤
So glad that the edit Cody small era has never ended and indeed is not an era but a way of life
Gaslighting a person into thinking they are dating is the craziest, yet the most sophisticated form of gaslighting i've ever seen. I'll have to add that in my whacky repertoire
literally the exact moment i sat down and got comfy with my cheesesteak. cody is eternally locked in to this upload time
me with my goldfish
Isn’t it like 8am in LA?
@@bengilliland1281 10
@@bengilliland1281he posts at 10am his time. I know this bc it’s posted at 1pm my time.
12pm, on the hour, lunchtime, every time for me.
making cody tiny while he’s angrily demanding/begging to not be made small has me in tears every single time
The way my jaw DROPPED at the “POV: you eating lunch to this video” while I WAS EATING MY LUNCH 😭😔
The "NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE" has made me non stop laugh rn
Cody’s like a little garden gnome that talks to me while I eat goblin food and find trinkets
Stop that is so accurate 👺💀
I'LL BE HAVING THAT 👹
The editing of Cody small kills me 😂😭
I know right lmao some of the best parts of the video that or the slurping Zade used to put in lmao 😂
It will always get a like from me🤣🤣
I love that this started with him small! 😂
@@slowlanegamerlove the coughing after jokes as well
Torpeda has more patience than me lmao that girl would have been blocked so fast
I know! ahah what an angel Torpeda.... that guy indeed got rewarded in life with a way better person after hving the craziest ex ever
I would’ve posted the messages without blocking her name
My man loves animals so much and he IS SO sweet to them, and it is the sexiest trait! He treats living beings as they should be treated, and to me, that melts me. I could never be jealous of him loving our furbabies, we love animals together, and i wouldn't trade his soul for the world, how is she jealous 😭😭😭😭
2:08 “grossly unattractive” he literally looks like an average cute guy
yeah i was like he cute
meh. “average cute guy” is a reach but he’s not grossly unattractive
@@rengokusfoxhaving an opinion is now a reach?
it would be such a good ending if they ended up together
I thought he was attractive too. I feel like she said that to knock him down a peg because he was comfortable/confident enough to send a selfie.
And of course so she would now not be the only person having a bad day lol
The fucking “you rn eating lunch “ GIRL BYE THAT KILLED ME
I know right😂 me sitting here eating my sandwich feeling very attacked
Cody, ive been watching you for so many years and ive always loved your content. I just had an emergency c section and ive been in an out of the hospital visiting my NICU baby. Your vids are the only things i look forward too when im bored outta my mind here. Thank you for your content and making me laugh even tho it hurts my incision. Much love to you and your beautiful family. ❤❤
Sending love from Chicago
Wishinf you a quick and easy healing! Congrats on the baby 🥺
I hope you heal fast and well! Fuckin soldier having that baby, congrats!!
These people are insane!! No "girls girl" messages a YEARS old ex to 'warn' them...That narcissist isn't happy she lost him as a supply it seems...ew!! LOVE your style and sense of humor Cody!! Hoping you, Kels and baby are enjoying every moment!
yes its unbelieveble the level of delusion that person has to believe that she can gaslight smoeone making a a clearly hateful message look like a " girl's girl" thing
@@Agape122 YES!! That reminded me of those podcast bros that pass off actual hate speech as "bro/locker room talk" like mf we are NOT the same
I completely expected a "I'll be having that" after saying she yoinked the phone number
Same he left us hanging 😭
@16:00 cody just admitting he's happy whenever kelsey is involved
They're such couples goals
Right! They’re so adorable!!❤
My favorite part of the video
8:05 Yeah that guy definitely made the right decision. If your girl starts acting like Kanye, you gotta leave.
Just show her 21 Jump Street
I love when Goblin came up, I said to myself 'I'll be having that' and Cody did not disappoint.
the thought of someone taking pics together after their divorce n being like 'oh wait, my ex-husband's ex gf from over a decade ago needs to see these" is so jokes
Also just the thought of hiring a professional photographer for a divorce and like posing for it is pretty funny
"Is so jokes", is a great line too!!! I'm going to start saying that!!!😂
i love how much lore you need to understand cody’s videos now
The mindset one was straight up russ
Bro the goblin bit genuinely made me laugh out loud for a couple minutes straight 😂😂😂
13:50 best part is that she has a galaxy unicorn (?) profile pic
I love the fact Cody is able to sneak in a Goblin joke basically every video lol
"I can't imagine two depressed Jewish people have a lot of fun together!" Torpedo have you never seen Richard Lewis and Larry David??
You earned that. Brilliant comment.
Love em
partner at the firm, going bald, and short. LEWIS?!?!?!
editing is OFF THA CHAIN son
Bro give your editor a raise 🙏🏻💀 I love that guy
I luv u
i sobbed when he burst into coins
11:53 it’s great we got to see Zade and his work space…. Looks lovely!
I’m in love with Zade, he’s hilarious and so talented ahh
12:14 I guess if you're 5'9", you're a TrollBoy. Hell yeah.
The Torpedo one sounds like an interaction Dee would have on Always Sunny
LOLOL TRUEEE
yeah, she's definitely a dee.
Zade has to be the best editor of all time.
the "name everyone torpedo" bit was totally not confusing thanku cody :)
Cody just confirming for like two minutes that he would just be stoked to see Kelsey in general lmfao 😂
Hey Cody, Stellar video as usual! Unfortunately, I still had a bit of lunch left by the end of this one. Please make sure to make them closer to 20 minutes for us slower eaters. thank you!
15:22 girl has every skill needed to win the Hunger Games but would end up tragically losing because she would be so annoying during the interviews none of the sponsors would pick her and none of the other tributes would want to ally with her
LMAO the game makers would probably kill her instantly.
14:40 is Cody and Noel’s old Russ video 😂
11:54 omg 🤣🤣 zade jr in a birdcage with a “do not feed” sign 😂😂 Cody got his hands on the best editor. I’ve literally never seen anyone edit like this. Didn’t even know it was possible to put your own creative spin on editing.
LITERALLY RIGHT ON TIME DAMN GIRL
I’m gay
@@Toby-rl8sg congrats
What does this mean?? Like "Ooh good! Right on time! I just had a stalker! Damn, girl!" Or like what
@@Toby-rl8sg me too
@@ipromiseimtrying idk boo
Cody being edited to be super smoll makes me laugh every time. 💀😭
Zade Killing it on the editing, good job man
The part with the grant Cardone book reminds me of the "That's Cringe" video where Cody, Noel, and his friend talked about the rapper who wouldn't buy flowers for his girl.
@11:27 I got so excited reading ahead and seeing the word goblin. And Cody, you did not disappoint w the opportunity 🤣
I WAS SO READY
"You eating lunch right now"
Bro I stopped chewing 😭
“Making medicine” means pouring tea they believe can cure everything
this guy is my new favorite youtuber. i watched the nice guys video this morning. you rock big dawg love ypu man
11:54 always doing the most with the editing bits 😭 gotta love it
the goblin will never leave us
Goblin? I hardly know ‘er 👀…. Also hilarious that this was on the height chart near Cody and Noel’s heights lmao 💀
8:30 u jokingly say this but if i was in a really deep depressive episode someone responding to me like this would probably improve my mood a lot bc itd help me remember the world is so much more expansive and beautiful than i sometimes think it is. obviously fun wont cure depression, but sometimes it can distract you from the symptoms
the goblin transformation kills me 11:39
"get his mind right" girl giving MAJOR russ vibes
I literally thought she was quoting Russ 😭😭
I WAS HOPING SOMEONW WOULD COMMENT THIS
Cody posting so frequently is making life good again
This is quite possibly the most funny video you’ve ever uploaded. I’ve been watching your channel since 2016 and this is in my top 5 FORSURE. lmao
Cant wait until the zade lore has him making the videos and Cody editing them.
cody is like Jekyll and Hyde when the word goblin is uttered
its his trigger word
goblin sleeper agent
The ex texting their ex’s partner had my jaw on the floor the entire time… just wow
12:09 he didn’t make you smaller ? That’s just ur normal standing up size
i can't be the only person who loves the random af thumbnails. like they oddly stick out in the crazy thumbnail land of youtube.
Noticed it too.The last few videos have those thumbnails
Before watching this video I was in a massive depressive episode, sence then I have been to Dave and busters and I am now throwing away my medication. THANK YOU MR.KO!!!
Gotta love my 1am Cody videos
Love Australia
Same girl
lol he always uploads when im about to go to sleep
This would be awesome to go to bed too
That Zade transition went unnecessarily hard, clean af
16:52 the little piece of hair coming out of his hat like a lil pony tail is really funny to me for some reason
The evolution of short Cody edits continues. Thank you zade. You make my life better
watching this while making my dinner. thank you for the video, cody.
I am LIVING for these tiny Cody edits. Who let me have fun??
“Making medicine”:
Pouring liquid tranquilizer onto glass, torching it and scraping up the powder.
lmfao this is great. i just thought of her foraging herbs and throwing them into a cauldron like it was 1610
The second he read goblin I belted “ILL BE HAVING THAT”
2:20 my man caught the ULTIMATE stray 😂
I love it when creators and their editors playfully have beef with each other it’s so funny
Zade is an absolute weapon best editor in the biz
Do you know other editors?
4:08 As a Cat and Dog person, I would sprint from this girl...
Bro I just discovered you and this stuff is so funny as well as the edits 😂
Never stop these edits. Even though I almost choked on my dinner and pissed my pants when Cody exploded into coins. You may be the death of me.
Literally burst out laughing when he went goblin mode 😂