daigo dojima steam status

#ryugagotoku #yakuza #likeadragon
made this meme after seeing some random friend on steam go through a shamelessly down bad phase like geez no onder some of yall private your profiles

[@yeeternoob2010]

if yakuza ever got a episodic show i can 100% imagine every episode starting with daigo calling kiryu to help the tojo clan

[@MariusRazor]

Yet he almost never did in the games,the entire daigo needs kiryu s help meme should die already

[@suckassmork2972]

Yes, Daigo what is it?
Kiryu-san, this is bad.
What? Another war with the Omi?
...n-no. It's just that... we're broke as fuck.
Ah goddammit.

[@ubervkman8675]

Scooby Doo but with tojo clan traitors

[@beastkidsgamershow368]

Great news!

[@4thSurviver]

​@@MariusRazorIts true though. 2 deadbeat streetpunk that Kiryu has to inspire, 3 in a coma about to be euthanized before Kiryu shows up, 4 Daigo in desperation allows himself to be coerced by the police and sells Majima out until Kiryu shows up to beat sense into him, 5 in the middle of a conspiracy so deep he needs to recruit a washed out baseball player to help him, 6 in jail and Kiryu has to bail him out at a significant price.
The problem is Daigo never asks for his help and Kiryu never gives him the help he really needs. Kiryu threw Daigo into the deep end and never really taught him to swim.

[@GuyWhoLikesJazzmirsContent]

Daigo when he gets a trip to San Diego (he found everyone else's appearances like him):

[@biluko]

Hello Diego Hello Daigo

[@DaniZeAlmighty]

Daigo-san

[@ammagon4519]

I'm imagining it like the America-ya scene in Azumanga, with other tiny Daigos greeting Daigo.

[@jamwithtoast01]

daigo the kinda guy to only play idle games on steam

[@rainysunday9664]

I always thought that Daigo is more of a RPG/Strategy guy

[@VicerimusMortem]

​@@rainysunday9664and be horrible at it

[@SirHellNaja]

Personality wise, probably management games
But for his skills? Definitely FPS or tactical shooters

[@moister3727]

Daigo: The kind of guy that buys "those games but hides it. Can't get past the hour, he is ashamed.
Kiryu: The kind of guy that plays it without any remorse, out of curiosity. Can't get past an hour, he doesn't know what to do.
Majima: The kind of guy that buys cards, avatars, backgrounds and themes from "those" games. Spends all of the tojo's budget on it. 324h just on Season 1

[@Tboyq]

daigo would get vac banned from cs:go from allegedly aimboting(when we know how his aim is)

[@chewy5949]

ITS GROWING

[@VicerimusMortem]

So this is why Kiryu never had stable relationships with women...

[@Bababoi.]

He could’ve just played yakuza 4 and did the same. Akiyama Baby 🤑

[@neon_844]

no FUCKING way