I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
Masterful video honestly. I like that the video was funny by itself and you can still enjoy it even if you have only finished Y1/Y0, but it's just full of references that if you have played them all, you will understand all the jokes.
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well. Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence... Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop Like, in every single video And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
0:35 Taxi was going straight 0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
the entire video could have been called "Ichiban driving a gokart using the Essence of orbital strike looks at his phone, crashes the go kart, does 8 backflips AND fucking die"
tbh when I saw Lee driving that truck I knew what was coming
Same lol
Yep😊
foul💀😭
legends say akiyama is still sleeping til this day
I thought that was nishkiyama lmao
@@bigmonkeygaming6244 how
@@imliterallyadachi only just started playing yakuza games 😢
@@imliterallyadachi he saw Nishiki dead
Akiyama's comatose era 🥲🥲🥲
Akiyama's laziness got him the victory.
Kuze was asserting his dominance by T posing on a pedal bike while competing with other, truly a mad lad 👹
Damn, if only Daigo had a gun this would have an entirely different ending
yuki did the essence of lost vinegar
Ichiban flying off his kart after looking at his game pad to watch his level up is my favorite part of this video lmao
I'm still crying at that part.😂
This is perfect. Also, hearing Pledge of Demon never gets old
I can’t believe Mr “I trust my mattress more than the bank” won. It turns out the bond between a multibillionaire and his couch outshine everything else
Lee joke was cruel lmao
This truly made my day, Especially the Saejima at the back of the Police Truck and the Superman Yuki Missile
Alternatively, Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing
1:14 - 1:18 might just be one of the funniest things ever made in GMod. Just the slow t-posing Kuze coming out of the tunnel and then off-screen with his theme playing is comedy gold to me for some reason.
No one was harmed in the race, and those explosions were special effects. Also, congrats on the subs.
they were rubber explosions!
Except Lee
directed by : Michael Bay
I didnt expect this to be lore accurate. Masterpiece.
0:15 Took me a while to realize that this is Lee, not a Saejima clone
Plot twist: Lee IS a saejima clone that went down a different path in life
*Chinese Saejima*
@@jvl5379oh god
@@jvl5379 we got Saejima at home.
Kiryu getting saved by Date-san took the entire budget out of the video!
but yeah the funny part was 1:19 Kuze got hit by an airstrike
Essence of orbital laser literally got a cooler animation than Majima :>
It should've been sudo with date as sudo knows how to fly
Kiryu? who's this Kiryu? this is Suzuki.
@@Kooobf joryu susuki
Kuze is only worth 50 XP lmao
@ 1:51 Damn she's still mad about that vinegar
Daigo and mine looks like there's no change in the plan.
Mine pushing Diago made me laugh harder than it should have
Date-san giveth and Date-san taketh away
Mine wheeling daigo around in the hospital bed 💀💀💀
Masterful video honestly. I like that the video was funny by itself and you can still enjoy it even if you have only finished Y1/Y0, but it's just full of references that if you have played them all, you will understand all the jokes.
1:28 That Yakuza 7 victory screen killed me.🤣🤣🤣
I like how Tanimura was forgotten through the race and didn't make it to the end.
Unpopular Opinion: If Sega decides to do another mascot kart racing game, Kazuma Kiryu and Goro Majima should be there in a heartbeat.
Finally, Tanimura's debut.
Nice to see Taichi Suzuki getting some love. Always overshadowed by his twin imo
This isn't yakuza kart
It's yakuza art
Yakuzart
Ryu Ga Artoku
Yakuza fart
Ryu Gart Gotoku
@@supercasta6642 Ryu Fart Gotoku
I love "Mario Kart" parodies, & this one was no exception. I like how each character's personality is summarised so well.
Kiryu's passion, Majima's madness, Akiyama's chillness, Date san's heroism, Ichiban's RPG-ness, Kuze's badassness, Tanimura's pointlessness, Wen Hai Lee's explosive personality, Mine's determination, & Daigo's comatose. Oh & Yuki's terrifying presence...
Great work once again! I'm honoured to be one of the 1.6k subbed to you. You deserve it!
Damn, Saejima didnt even get a mention
@@regularbloke2117 Saejima's penchant for going to prison
@@Vitenoxi Saejima's penchant for being in the joint*
To get this joke you have to play about 9 different massive games and also watch through this youtube channel.
Pretty insider stuff here.
Yakuzer fans are the true 1 percenters (of autistic knowledge on the RGG series).
This Video was immensly entertaining. Thank you for coming up with this original substory. I hope to see something similar but on Horses in LAD: Ishin next Year
hell yeah
00:39 dont worry guys its a rubber car no one died
O DONT BELIVE IT :(((((
These character/kart combos were PERFECT! I loved Tanimura in a police truck with Saejima in the back. Also Mine pushing Daigo along in a hospital bed. This feels like someone made a video with multiple Yakuza playsets.
"Akiyama wins by doing absolutely nothing"
Akiyama is Luigi
This is pure art. I love the Yakuza community dammit
Pure art, the fact that Lee exploded when he started the van x)
This is the high quality content I'm subscribed for.
i feel like this predicted date's poundmate animation in yakuza 8, in which he casually crashes a plane from incompetence
Akiyama got that Essence of Tortoise going on
Akiyama was covering the true champion, the Pocket Circuit Fighter.
date in the helicopter is probably the funniest thing i’ve seen on the internet
Imagine having to explain this to a Japanese businessman in 1965
10 years in the joint made you a cab driver.
I loved it, great callbacks. Can’t believe Ichiban would blow up Mine; absolutely heartbreaking
honestly one of the most comedic takes on these characters I’ve seen, subbed :D I wish this was in my feed forever ago lmao
Meanwhile Tanimura actually driving Saejima back to the joint for another 10 years:
Mine and Daigo in a Double Dash style was the icing on the cake
this is like a combination of nostalgic gmod with my favorite franchise. thanks for making these
This is certified Kamurocho classic.
hands down the best channel on this website
this is one of the yakuza videos of all time
this felt like 30 minute nap dream
It's funny that every single time kuze is on screen his theme is playing in loop
Like, in every single video
And he is always t-posing on his bike, asserting dominance
Absolute masterpiece, thank you for making this
0:35 Taxi was going straight
0:39 Taxi suddenly slants, as if it has a sentient life with the purpose of running over people regardless how hard Kiryu spins his steering wheel lol
Laughed so hard my wall is now a colour it shouldn't be
Your best video to date - and most of your videos are incredible
As the saying says "Slow progress is steady progress"
Takasugi on a forklift would have been a nice touch but still 100000/10
love how you can tell which one majima is driving at first frame
I love how much effort you put into these videos, they just seem like so much fun to make! Keep em comin!
daigo has a nice drip kart
The amount of references are crazy
Yuki Chan got used as a torpedo lmao
You know its real because Date shows up in a helicopter
Saejima in the back of the SWAT/Prison van is meta
Dragon Kart if it was a stand-alone game
I always laugh my ass off every single time I hear pledge of demon whenever Kuze appears
"Aaah? Aaaaaaaaaah." - Akiyama
This is your best video! True masterpiece!
the second i saw akiyama sleeping i knew he was gonna win somehow
Remember Kiryu, Pledge of Demon and For Faith never dies
この雑さが好き
There’s always something so viceral about opening up a video and seeing that it’s gmod.
this will be Yakuza in 2013
Love how their vehicles are accurate
1:06 Both Mine and Daigo can “Fly”
Ohhh so this is what they mean when people talk about the tortoise and the hare... I get it now!
Still the best Yakuza content creator on the platform
I had one last brain cell left and it fell off the cliff with Majima and exploded
I already knew what was going to happen to Lee 💀
why was this so well thought out?
This was well put together
lol! loved the part where date saved kiryu and the -4 for contact bit xD and gratz to 10000+ subscribers :)
Tanimura Just exploded, Sad we’ll never see him again
Wen Hai Lee exploded. Tanimura just left in the beginning
地獄過ぎてMAX大草原
Date finally useful with heli... and fucked it up again
1:30 thats why we dont use our phones will driving
1:36 How he ended up in Hawaii
This gives me 2014-2015 RUclips vibes
So many good references with the vehicle choices.
the entire video could have been called "Ichiban driving a gokart using the Essence of orbital strike looks at his phone, crashes the go kart, does 8 backflips AND fucking die"
10 years in go karts made you a...
1:29 dont check on the phone while driving or yo ass will Ichiban to Ichibad
If you're looking for daigo... Miněs taken him to the roouff
Tanimura leaving to never return is just the best
Akiyama is my spirit animal
Yakuza 8 final substory leak.
This was all orchestrated by Amon.
I love how akiyama wins by sleeping on the couch