Middle-aged man adventures
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- Опубликовано: 10 сен 2024
- imagine not taking selfie every 10 seconds in Yakuza Kiwami 2 oh my god
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Friday Night
24hours Cindarella
#yakuza #yakuzameme #yakuzakiwami2 #kiryu #majima #middleageddadonvacation #Ilovetakingselfiesinyakuza
0:41 guys look at the miror lmao
Anna Oop-
Wtf kkkkk
Kiryu dummy thicc?
Kiryu's dumpy 😳
Zamn 😝
The most immersive old man experience i had was in yakuza 6, replying to everyone with only stickers
I responded to Amon with the sticker that looked like it wanted to fight
@@justsomenumpty im binging the entire yakuza series rn and this reply alone is the whole reason in looking foward to 6 the most
@@No-yu9jj good to see someone on the same boat as me, i recently just got interested in the series and instantly bought ykiwami 1, 2, 0 and 6 since they were on sale on ps4 and gonna buy the remastered collection that is on sale right now, even though i'm only playing kiwami, i can already tell that these games are pure joy to play.
@@gustavohuehue7460 Highly reccomend Judgement as well! The game is made by the same devs and very similar in style although a tad more serious and reasonable main story. Its also in the same universe just with (mostly) different characters. Plus, the new sequel game for Judgment,, Lost Judgement, came out recently!
@@itspowers9107 i'm interested in these too, tge only thing is that they're still a bit expensive where i live. You can tell if lost judgement has the same quality that judgement has?
I imagine Kiryu sitting at a computer editing this in movie maker because it just seems like something an old man would do if he took a bunch of selfies
just need a bunch of flashy transitions
kinda wholesome lmao
with the music from his youth in the background as well.
@@Algebruh2407 this broke me lmao
he probably downloaded a sketchy app and now his phone is full of adware
I like to imagine that while Kiryu decided to edit all of his selfies he found all of the Majima pictures and had no idea where they came from or how Majima took them using his phone
Majima Everywhere. Even in your phone
Headcanon
I like to imagine that Majima just emails them to Kiryu. And Kiryu being Kiryu just accidentally downloads them when he meant to delete them.
@@regularbloke2117 Majima keeps sending selfies of him hiding right behind Kiryu who is also in frame but unaware of Majima's hiding
Then when Kiryu gets a glimpse at the selfies Majima immediately jumps at him to start a fight
@@regularbloke2117 I'd rather imagine that since he's formed a closer bond with Majima at this point, he downloaded them purposefully with the intent to add them to his "Ex-Tojo Clan selfies" video.
I like to think this is a series of photos Kiryu send to Haruka after she teaches him how to proper use a smartphone.
This is canon to me and the fact that the last photo is them holding hands makes me tear up.
And she saved every single one
Knowing yakuza, thats probably true
Smartphones didn't exist in 2006 tho
@@seka1nix Don't worry, The Florest paid off Steve Jobs to finish development of it early so Kiryu could take pictures with Haruka
1:12 bruh Daigo got that lost child pose on point
He is telepathically asking Kiryu for smileburger
"Mr. Kiryu, you said youd take me home"
His comically over sized puffy jacket really completes this aesthetic
@@hana-chan420 exactly
I threw up
0:17
kiryu: updated profile picture
majima: “a smile might be nice”
kiryu: “nothing to smile about in my life.”
wow not only a vinny fan but a yakuza fan
awesome
@@TallTapper ??????????
@@ghostlude thanks joel
@@TallTapper so what’s up with you making kpop replies completely unrelated to the comments i make on vinesauce videos?
@@ghostlude because i'm an idiot
0:57 hey guys Kiryu here just stabed a man with a katana many times, don't worry he's still alive, cuz I never killed seomeone in my entire life.
It was a rubber katana, no worries.
Rubber swords
Don't worry, the Katana shot rubber bullets
he defo did, he just refuses to believe
@@discontinuousqualia7365 sharp ass rubber katana
He really does take selfies like an old man.
Kyru gives of dad vibes
Boomer stare
This is how I take selfies.can confirm old man.
At least he holds his phone horizontal
Chuchu
1:26 Kashiwagi: "Majima, what is that black box your holding"
@Tesco man to be fair, saejima is a boomer with an excuse like ichiban
@John 'Coke sniffer' Lennon
"the essence of minion meme"
Majima looks like he is hiding his pain.
He is
We all know what is in Sootenbori
Wouldn't be surprised since he had to put up a facade for how long? 20 years or 30 years?
Shit'll wear you down
@@its_johnH He kinda broke that facade a bit after the events of 3
@@justsomenumpty You could see it crack, but he didn't want to stop with the mad dog facade until he saw his Kyoudai again. In Y5 you could clearly see how miserable he truly was, he was so close to let the curtains fall.
As a man that has played all 8 Yakuza games and is closer to 50 then 30. The ageing of Kiryu throughout the franchise was one of the things I enjoyed most. This video was rad.
Hell yeah, both Kiryu and Majima are the ideal. Hell in some ways even Date is an ideal or even Fighter.
Иван??
And fortunately Ishiban is also older than most of us so we still can feel good seeing him being a kid at heart.
0:44 the guy's surprised gets me lol
0:29 Kiryu being sad because he misses Pocket circuit racing lmao
1:30 and Majima's sad because there's no more discos
1:06 Haruka posing just warms my heart lmao
absolutely 🤣
all of his other friends just look confused, but haruka smiles at the camera and it's so damn wholesome man
I love how Kiryu looks like your average middle aged dad with who just learned how to take selfies. Meanwhile, Majima looks like he's trying to smile through the pain.
What a Makoto does to a mf
I strive to be like Kiryu, embrace old age with chillness.
I’m pretty sure kiryu doesn’t age
Are you muslim?
@hulkhooligan2241 he aged rapidly in his youth to be the oldest looking 13 and 20 year old then just stopped.
In reality He started to age more after his 48 years
1:33 Majima: "finna drive a truck in this soapland for the 2nd time"
This comment got me on the floor laughing hard
Ichiban in the prison:"Why do I feel like something about to happen?"
@@Go_and_Joe It's funny how Adachi really did mentioned that event and called Majima "Some moron" lmao.
@@lizdevilz7271 I mean...who doesn't?
felt cute ❤❤
might fight kiryu-chan here again 😂😂
0:13
*Kiryu's Blog: A day in the life of the Dragon of Dojima* :Those thugs in the back were chasing me. Felt cute, might stomp their faces again later
0:51
lmao sayama just standing there near a man that fell like
"kiryu! i killed someone, don't take a photo!"
"hehe small sayama"
The only way to take Kiryu selfies is with his face somewhere along the bottom edge doing the neutral face
My favorite selfie, to this day, is one where I have several street thugs running towards me whilst Kiryu is just smiling.
"Waddup kiryu fam, watch me beat the shit outta these fools"
You get an achievement in Yakuza 6 for doing this and it's the funniest shit ever.
1:06 The one with Haruka in the background is simply just perfect. I just love the two of them together so much.
It's a great picture until you remember the Yakuza 6 ending
@@wolfder6661nononononjnbi whyyyyuy
@@wolfder6661Pain
Now listen here, dammit, he's only 38 in Kiwami 2, that ain't middle-aged!
We all know deep down, kiryu was always a middle aged man
Nah, fast forward to Yakuza 7 and it seems like he didn't age a single day ever since Kiwami 1. Is it because A-HA water or Yakuza protagonist gene is just so good age can't do shit to them? No one knows.
@@regularbloke2117 even at his 20s Kiryu was already a middle aged man in spirit
I'm on Y5 right now and seeing tiny Haruka at 1:06 doing a cute pose for the picture makes me feel like I've watched my own child grow up and am now looking back on old photos
1:30 Majima finding out the Disco will never be open again
This is by far the best feature in any of these games.
Nah best feature is probably either disco or cabaret
I just wish they'd do more with it. Incorporate what most photo modes have, have more emotions for them, have the NPC's or party members do more poses. Adding more filters would be nice too, and add like other stuff you can do with your phone like stickers or frames to really flesh it out.
@@garyyyyyy95 I like pool the most
I love how some of the NPCs and characters play along with the selfies
Kiyru seems like he'd use a smart phone with only his index finger and type like this:
"hi.......i had a good day today.....haruka visited me....."
Lmao i just imagine that majima stole kiryus phone
A reminder that this game canonically took place in 2006, so everyone is looking at this dude wondering why tf he looking at his flip phone backwards.
Kiryu the kinda fella to ask, "Haruka, am I a Snapchat now?"
Kiryu you have become Like a Instagram
"Look Haruka I am now the Facebook Kiwami"
Haruka I am the Twitter song of life
"Haruka how do I put this on my Yahoo"
I just love how he looks like such a dad sending selfies in the family group chat
0:41 pay attention to the mirror
You know this exactly the sort of thing Kiryu would do. Send dozens of pics to Haruka. "Look what I did today!" Then just to add to his chilling out, he'll beat up some thugs. Kiryu is literally that dad. ❤
My precious little boomer living life like a legend
I miss Kiryu and Majima so much.
This honestly made me cry. Yakuza dives alot into reality in it's own quirky way.
Seeing how it teaches you alot about life. The characters, plot and story has lessons for us playing it .
Seeing this video with all of Kiryu and Majima's selfies reminded me of how time changes everything. Imagine Kiryu had a phone from 0 or Kiwami.
I geniunely cried watching this video. Dunno why man, but for sure. You make good content.
Keep the magic up Kyoudai...
How time changes the place, people and environment plus look on life.
Really felt that one, Yakuza definitely changed our life 🙏 thanks Kyoudai
My favourites are the selfies with defeated enemies 😂
This photo mode is an absolute gift.
What a nice man who looks like he's having so much fun! I sure do hope every second of his life isn't spent in constant worry of his family being attacked because of him, causing him to fake his own death to keep them safe! Oh, and Majima's here too!
FAKE HIS DEATH?!?!?
I mean, I was spoiled in yakuza 7 about yakuza 6 but thx for the confirmation
0:39 Kawaii Date photo bomb
I can't hold so many memories!❤️
imagine if haruka makes kiryu one of those low quality windows movie maker tributes from the 2000's for kiryu using all the random selfies he's been posting on his strangely active social media account. He'd be crying tears of joy followed by tears of fear and confusion once the majima part comes up.
0:26 Kiryu beating the shit out of someone and then just taking a selfie after is so funny to me
I love how awkward yet natural feeling kiryu is
And then majima stealing kiryu's phone and taking a bunch of selfies
The phrase "kiryu never smiles" is as much of a lie as "kiryu has never killed anyone"
0:02 I love the old lady doing the peace sign
0:26 The yakuza just laying on the floor is so funny xD
Damn man, I miss games with Kiryu in them- I want more adventures with the OG himself.
Yeah but his life just gets worse in every game
So maybe just let him rest
Time to let it go man hes been through enough
well lemme tell ya, looks like he's NOT been through enough
"Hey guys, I'm here in kamurocho"
-turns around, majima is in a tube dress and a wig calling himself goromi
-turns back around, grimaces and keeps on walking
0:24 mfw i see the new npc models
Kiryu-chan's Selfie Adventures
Goro's Selfie Adventures
This will blow up. I'm sure.
It sure is weird seeing videos like this and looking at the view count just to realize it's not over a million. But it will be, in time. And we'll be here.
Recently i found out you can take selfies in a brief moment while youre falling and its the funniest shit ever, love this game.
Kiryu's disappointed photos are the best
We lost it to one dislike boys, it's over, I'm deleting the channel
Good thing dislikes are disabled then these days
Can you still see how many dislikes you receive in your videos?
@@Zeddddy yes, I can see it in manage videos option
Kiryu enjoying himself while Majima stands there like "hide the pain, Goro"
0:14 how my lil bro take pictures
0:17 how my dad take pictures
0:58 when you accidentally enter the FBI agency, lol should take a good pic before get kick out
1:32 Majima standing in front of the building Kiryu dropped on him 😂😂😂😂
1:23 I thought it couldn't get any better! hahahaha
Majima’s selfie smile looks like someone told him to smile like a normal person and that’s his attempt.
0:57 Kiryu casually taking selfies inside a villain lair
So this is what Taichi Suzuki is doing instead of his fkn job, huh
That last one with Kiryu and Haruka holding hands showing off there Father-Daughter vibes was insanely Heartwarming untill I remembered the ending of Yakuza 6
The fact that I recognize each picture and they look exactly like mine is truly astounding, we are all kyoudai tonight.
Bet the actually Yakuza in Japan are like: *Ha Same*
Dads after buying a new phone :
The best part of the WHOLE yakuza series,was walking the city hand in hand with Haruka
When Kiryu is literally taking food pics before eating at a normal fast-food restaurant you know you should never be a Yakuza lol
i love this holy shit
I loved the photo made in yakuza 6 and kiwami i always imagined kiryiu as a dad taking a profile pic for facebook having his face in half of the pic at a weird angle
this man uses his index finger to scroll on his phone
The under the chin one stooooppppppp😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
He's so excited about the new camera phone his daughter got him 😍
RGG really does give a 101% hope they make a few more kiwami's
i love how in some pictures his eyes are closed/looking like he is mid-blink. Really captures the old man aesthetic 🤭
Alternative Title: Yakuza Man takes a photo of himself every day for a year
0:19 this is literally gold, you made me giggle here bro ty
When your uncle goes on a three day trip and you accidentally ask if he took a picture
kiryu having photobombers while majima is lonely
This is beautiful I was smiling throughout the whole video
0:38
Kiryu:🙂
Majima:🗿
I don't know why is this so wholesomooomygoodness 0:41
majima the type to find someone's lost phone, then take enough pictures to fill its storage be and then finally bring it back
Whats funnier is that my middle aged dad tales pictures like this
"I call it Taking a Lonely"
- Sebastian Maniscalco, Stand-up comedian, American Actor
Words cannot express enough how much i love this video
This makes me so happy for absolutely no reason
0:38 i like how majima is in the background waiting for kiryu to take the picture.
Kiryu: **Beats a man to death**
Kiryu: **Takes a selfie**
Kiryu: I’m posting this on my intragram
0:58
Florist fr posing, absolute chad 👍
he sure makes the "old man trying to concentrate while taking a selfie" face 🤣🤣
Typical middle aged tourist.
Love the ones that manage to look straight up his nose. Peak dad on holiday vibes
Majima having the most dead expression while standing in front of his old club is hilarious to me
this really does feel like looking through a facebook page of an old man lol
1:18 haruka looks like a grown woman in this photo
The only thing that could make this better is if you had edited Majima saying "Kiryu-chan!" before his bonus bit at the end lmao
1:23 YESSS THIS WHAT I’VE ALWAYS WANTED!!
i might have played too much yakuza because i recognized every single spot without pausing or rewinding once holy shit