@Matriones Majima's never really been a crazy person though, he just plays a role as a Mad Dog, just like how he was playing a role as the manager of the Grand in Sotenbori, his personality in Y0 is not what he truly is like, nobody except for him knows what's actually going on in his head and what his true self is like. And his Mad Dog of Shimano personality is not what his true personality is like either. He always has very intelligent plans and just executes them in a very whacky and flamboyant manner for the purpose of looking like an absolutely batshit insane fuck for style and street rep, and living up to what's expected for him to be doing as a "Mad Dog".
I still remember how she was my number 3, right after Yuki and Ai, who were my aces- she definitely got ya out of a bind. Spoilers for Kiwami 2 substory below. She makes her grand return in Kiwami 2 and becomes hostess for the club Kiryu can end up running, and the substory you do with her is hilarious too. I still remember that I was like: “wait... that hair... that shirt... ETSUKO! YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!”
Best one I got is the stop and search cop was around, and Mr Shakedown too, so I fought him with my zap gun to be done quickly with him, then I talked to the stop and search cop and thought "it'd be funny to hand him over the zap gun I just used to beat the shit out of Mr Shakedown just to see how he would react". Then Kiryu went on to do the "embarrassing" explaining to the cop why on why it's actually harmless, and the the cop still said with "oh I guess it's safe then, yeah", even though he was right around the corner as I was busting a giant japanese bully's ass with the same gun.
@@LilUFO9499 I never actually gave him any dangerous weapons. Can you do that? Something more dangerous than a taser, like a real gun or something. I never did it and now I wonder what would happen lol
@@ricoco7891 Kiryu just starts whispering in his ear that his use of the weapon is not for ill intent but we never know what he actually says to the cop. I had honestly thought it would decrease the friendship or that I would get fined but this is even funnier, I really wonder how Kiryu managed to make a policeman believe that a shotgun is harmless lol
Can we just appreciate how nice Kiryu is? Dude runs across town to get some Pizza for a random stranger he just met.. allthough it was a misunderstanding.
I can't even imagine how high Kiryu's speech skill must be in order to convey nice a cop that the shotgun he bafflingly handed over was for some kind of weird kinky personal use.
@@rawrdino7046 I mean, why wouldn't they be? The Yakuza are portrayed as the good guys protecting the weak and the only reason Japan is able to function despite its corrupt government and police
Yakuza is just the video game equivalent of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure. Even when it's being serious, it's infinitely memeable, and take basically ANY scene out of context of the source for maximum WTF hilarity.
Literally me during my first play through and I eventually gave up on trying NOT to fall for Kiryu (and Majima). It’s impossible. Anyone who says they aren’t thirsty for Kiryu are LIARS! You can’t fight it. 😓😓
At 11:26 I gave Kikuchi the Salt thinking it was a perfectly normal thing even though it's classified as a weapon (you can stun enemies a tad). After Kikuchi was shocked at seeing salt for the first time in his life, when Kiryuu whispered into his ear I silently said: "I use it to put salt on my food". I can't stop laughing at the part where Kikuchi says: "Oh, I see. I never heard that before"
I’m truly convinced that zero is the best game in the franchise. It made me a die hard fan cause I jumped in late. 10 years down the road I might play this masterpiece again for the nostalgic feel it will most definitely provide.
![[ASMR] Majima is stuck in a ufo catcher (With subtitles)](/img/1.gif)
I love how the side quest portrays kiryu as an adorable clueless man
That’s basically what he is
That IS kiryu
that sounds like me with extra steps
Because he is and thats why I love him-
Edit: Kiryo is a himbo 😳
he IS an adorable clueless man.
I will never get over majima doing the hustle behind a crowd of uninterested people
MUNANCHO
That crowd has no taste
5:50 if anyone is interested
honestly the most realistic city life moment in all the yakuza games lol
Nobody in that crowd cares😂😂😂
"I'd like my clothes back, Tachibana"
"So you're rejecting my offer?"
And this is why context is important.
Even context doesn't help these games.
This is why context is never important.
Sounds like a particular type of fanfic
0:35 so i can keep coming back to that part
I really need context please
10:07 The girl: 😔
👉🏼👈🏼
Majima: 😐✊🏻
Kiryu's given name is Kazuma; Kazama is his adoptive father.
Isn't that majima?
@@robloxoof5077 You're right, this comment is officially even more of a mess than I thought 😔
@@LiterallySatanOfficial ☝️👇✊👊🖐
Literally Satan sorry! I’m not that educated on Yakuza game series
A TOTALLY SERIOUS GAME ABOUT SERIOUS CRIME DRAMA
look at what they did to Xiao Qiao and her brother
still feelin like laughing?
@@disnagburnazog9552 Well...Dets the main storyline...Dont make us sad plz ;c
@@disnagburnazog9552 Let's not bring that mess up again, please.
Nugget becoming a manager just always gets me
He do be pretty good manager tho
His salary is higher than the managers you start with lol
@@elabosak4135 because he’s a better manager than the people you start with.😆
@@hellsdementedsong5563 I know but imagine working for a company and finding out a chicken makes more money than you
@@elabosak4135 Imagine finding out you're doing a worse job than a mf chicken
Kiryu in cutscenes : 😡
Kiryu in substories : 😀
Pretty much.
Kiryu: 😶
The chicken: 👁👄👁
It's got a name, have some respect.
@Mateus Vitor Yeah you heard him. He's Nugget, a three-stars finance savvy manager, with the pay of 300000 yens.
Mateus Vitor oh I’m sorry
*nugget: 👁👄👁
@@kiwihyunz7452 Edit the godamn original comment.
5:47 Can we just recognize how Majima knows the full lyrics to 24 Hour Cinderella? Absolute mad lad.
He made the song that's how he knows.
Are you say that you dont?
@@Kooobf Ikr? Like, who wouldn't know the entire lyrics?
@@Kooobf we can sing ?
He knows the lyrics by heart because 24 hour Cinderella is playing nonstop in his head
The Yakuza games are a series of serious crime thrillers shown from the perspective of ex-yakuza member, Kiryu Kazama.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to protect Michael Jackson from zombies
*Kazuma Kazama happens to be his adopted father’s surname
s e r i o u s
Kazuma Kazuma?
@@lewisbarrett4391 *Yes, I am Kazuma*
Roses are red, I am in stress
(There’s more than one kind of daddy, I guess)
I loved/hated this, thanks?
Roses are red, I live in constant strife
*Looks up*
What am I doing with my life?
LMAO
Roses are grey, violets are grey.
I'm colorblind.
this one got me hard
WAIT NO I JUST REALISED HOW THAT SOUNDS
10:06 that guy got stabbed so hard he said "bruh"
He bruhed hard too
I'm gonna do that when I get stabbed
this made me laugh thank you
Thank you for making me laugh here is a approved medal for being a nice human being🏅
the perfectly cut makes it better lmaoo
9:34 Kiryu, that's not how you...
The slice was really hot okay
I'm having Kiryu/Majima fantasies again.
He really *consume'd* the bizza
The madlad actually inhaled that pizza
why did he cutted the pizza guy looking at Kiryu tho? 😞
2:41 "wanna avoid dangerous cults? just practice safe sects"
- Goro Majima, 1988
It's so bad it's good
Kiryu's not dense he's just peak Himbo.
Oh my fuck how did I never realise this?!
omfg HE IS LOL
My friend told me he's a himbo, and I can't get over that- I.. I may be obsessed now.
@@angelusvastator1297 Majima is quite smart. Especially with how he ran the Grand.
There's a difference?
That Kiryu/Tachibana moment out of context always gets me!
Kiryu: Can I have my clothes back?
Tachibana: *I'm sorry Kiryu, I'm afraid I can't let you do that*
Rollface pfft🤣🤣🤣
If Yakuza had an anime and the fillers were this I wouldn't skip them by any means
Even in context, I marvel at the idea that Kiryu would happily go to a stranger's apartment and have a shower 😅
@@Handhandme if you want it, then you are gonna have to take it. Of course, you already know that.
This game has always caught my eye elsewhere,
But now...
I t h a s m y a t t e n t i o n .
I read that as erection for a second and it didn’t even faze me.
@@Kittsim You have been watching too much DBZA. Nah, you can never watch it too much. XD
*w a l k i n g e r e c t i o n*
*M R L I B I D O*
*l u s t m a c h i n e*
and his enemy, anti boner lady
6:21 look at him go
He vibin tho
he's absolutely groovin
I know Majima had to become the character he had already been scripted to be, but I still mourn Yakuza 0 Majima.
Same but I played the Kiwami games and I'm over it now.
@Matriones Majima's never really been a crazy person though, he just plays a role as a Mad Dog, just like how he was playing a role as the manager of the Grand in Sotenbori, his personality in Y0 is not what he truly is like, nobody except for him knows what's actually going on in his head and what his true self is like. And his Mad Dog of Shimano personality is not what his true personality is like either. He always has very intelligent plans and just executes them in a very whacky and flamboyant manner for the purpose of looking like an absolutely batshit insane fuck for style and street rep, and living up to what's expected for him to be doing as a "Mad Dog".
Before the raid, crazy.
After getting out of the Hole, mellow.
After watching Makoto "die" in front of him, MAD DOG MODE ENGAGED.
after he meets Saejima in 4 he goes back to being Y0 Majima.
It helps to know he's still in there
I love how Kiryu smiled a little when he named the chicken ‘Nugget’
Me naming my Pokemon
@@cleverman383 real
Majima: WITNESS A DANCE OF THE AGES
*light tapping of shoes*
Don't forget the *finger snap*
@@sapnasana6804
Ah yes how could I forget that-
Wait hold the fuck on I think I know you from Pinterest
I NEED someone to do this substory with the mew shoes equipped
@@Kai-gw1qn what the fuck really, is my name local sewer feral/ @iwillstealyourkneecapsthanku
03:35 = Kiryu looks so innocent in his anticipation here.
It reminds me of how proud he looks after beating a child in pocket racing
@@sinnerthesinful552 Lmao the way the epic battle music started when he gets challenged by kids
Now pause the video and click on the timestamp…..hmm
"Here comes my delicious turkey :)"
:)
7:24 “Are you a virgin or something?” According to the writers of Yakuza? Yes.
Not according to the substory that happened lol. Like the telephone club
Oh my god, seriously? That's amazing.
@@Chloe_Zana I know at one point one of the writers said Kiryu doesn’t know what sex so through conclusive thinking, he’s a virgin
@@BetaXeeta I know they were probably joking, but I actually love the idea of Kiryu being ace a lot.
@@Chloe_Zana Kiryu has no time for sex, only love and Haruka
I just love the fact that at 2:19 that lady is one of the best hostesses in the game
Mega Rich
Talk/Funny
> Etsuko
The granny will prevail
I still remember how she was my number 3, right after Yuki and Ai, who were my aces- she definitely got ya out of a bind. Spoilers for Kiwami 2 substory below.
She makes her grand return in Kiwami 2 and becomes hostess for the club Kiryu can end up running, and the substory you do with her is hilarious too. I still remember that I was like: “wait... that hair... that shirt... ETSUKO!
YYYYYEEEEESSSSS!!!”
I always lose my shit over "That dude is like a total lust machine!"
9:33 Kiryu just drank the pizza
Bro why is he having a seizure it’s just a slice of pizza
He got seizure
@@cubeofmeat4982 must be papa johns
He *absorved* the pizza
Consumed
Kiryu: Great at everything except social cues
Hh and Hh
Vh
Haha
More to feed into my autism hc
10:50 Majima enters Respect Women Mode
Once you hear she's a hostess you better get ready to kill a man. Club Sunshine needs the best it can get.
@@willyeeton4390 club sunshine: respect our woman *OR ELSE*
simp
"Violence towards women? Cringe"
Respect the women or our owner will *END YOU!*
9:34
Kiryu unhinges his jaw and swallows a slice of pizza like an anaconda
e a t l i k e s n a k e
@@GenericProtagonist118
S n a k e e a t e r
MGS was the last thing I would’ve thought that would be referenced here
Nishitani: ._.
Majima: ._.
Nishitani: ._.
Majima: ._.
Nishitani: Boop
Majima:_.
Majima: ._
A very aggressive boop...
He boop his snoot, then Nishi droop on the floor, after getting booped himself
Nishitani: 👉👌
A N T I - B O N E R
4:29 This is so funny out of context
It's all funny
he flexin
COMPLETE DOMINATION
It's not any less funny in context either
@Bro Strider fan the lunch money: 874,825,438 yen
Nishitani everywhere system
That would've been awesome
Kuze everywhere
@@gaspastrike that's just the story of Yakuza 0
Midori god.
I love walking past that stop-and-search cop in Kamurocho, carrying shotguns, guns, knives and katanas, and then giving him a plush lil toy.
Why dont we allow Kiryu to make an offer to the cops *IN CASH*
Best one I got is the stop and search cop was around, and Mr Shakedown too, so I fought him with my zap gun to be done quickly with him, then I talked to the stop and search cop and thought "it'd be funny to hand him over the zap gun I just used to beat the shit out of Mr Shakedown just to see how he would react". Then Kiryu went on to do the "embarrassing" explaining to the cop why on why it's actually harmless, and the the cop still said with "oh I guess it's safe then, yeah", even though he was right around the corner as I was busting a giant japanese bully's ass with the same gun.
@@LilUFO9499 I never actually gave him any dangerous weapons. Can you do that? Something more dangerous than a taser, like a real gun or something. I never did it and now I wonder what would happen lol
@@ricoco7891 Kiryu just starts whispering in his ear that his use of the weapon is not for ill intent but we never know what he actually says to the cop. I had honestly thought it would decrease the friendship or that I would get fined but this is even funnier, I really wonder how Kiryu managed to make a policeman believe that a shotgun is harmless lol
@@LilUFO9499 lmaooo that's actually amazing. Yeah I thought there would be a penalty of some kind. That's hilarious
10:17 I love how his name is just "Mysogynist Prick." Tells you everything you need to know about him lmao
Probably a name invented by the translators instead of what the actual Japanese game called him
@@cleverman383 nah, the devs are based, I'm sure the original JP translates to something similar
8:48 I'm honestly surprised you delivered the pizza while the timer was on 10 milliseconds.
That was a count down.
I'm more interested on how Kiryu swallowed the whole pizza slice without chewing it even though he realised it wasn't a pleasant one in 9:34
@@SiPakRubah it looks more like he choked on the pizza
@@IceeFish we all know he pretty much burned his tongue with that pizza
If you get the routing right, you can get there with up to 10-15 seconds left. 👆
6:21 Dancing with airpods be like:
4:18 IM CRYING WHY IS THIS GENUINELY ADORABLE?? ITS A VIDEO GAME CHARACTER
"Here comes my delicious turkey... :)"
Can we just appreciate how nice Kiryu is?
Dude runs across town to get some Pizza for a random stranger he just met.. allthough it was a misunderstanding.
Alternative title: Kiryu's Bizzare Adventure
Kiryu's Weird Adventure tho
that’s actually the entire franchise
Kiryu no Kimyou na Bouken
Its that a jojo reference
Phantom libido
Battle with majima tendency
Cabaret crusader
Mr. Shakedown is unbreabke
Golden novea riche
Stone makoto
Steel ball majima
Kirunoium
1:45 No Kiryu, his face has a couple hundred fewer polygons than yours, he is clearly not okay
2:40 goddamn it majima
I can't even imagine how high Kiryu's speech skill must be in order to convey nice a cop that the shotgun he bafflingly handed over was for some kind of weird kinky personal use.
04:18 the best manager of the year award goes to *drumrolls*
The fact that I remember every single little moment of this game says a lot about how much it stuck with me.
Main story Kiryu: badass yakuza
Side quest Kiryu: Japanese Forrest Gump
1:28 I was on the floor when Kiryu tried to Woo! when I played through that part. My man is too precious.
0:09 not gay
NOTE GEY
This desrves more likea
God what a brilliant franchise
Mr.Libido is the reason why Japanese games is something I can almost never take seriously.
i mean it is a gang game with out all the hilarity itd be too damn realistic lol
These games were approved by actual yakuza
@@rawrdino7046 that was only yakuza 3 and the validity of that interview has been called into question a lot.
@@rawrdino7046 I mean, why wouldn't they be? The Yakuza are portrayed as the good guys protecting the weak and the only reason Japan is able to function despite its corrupt government and police
Kojima games are a lot more realistic, you should try those
6:21
Crowd:
....
....
....
....
LOL 😂😂😂
vibin dance
5:18 Maguro: Hey buddy, it’s a process you know?
Kiryu not even 10 seconds later:
I didn't know about this game until now and all I'm gonna say is I would die for Kiryu.
Fan or not, wouldn’t everyone?? He is the best!
I feel like all of us would if we’re being frank here.
Kiryu-chan is baby. 💕💕
Several people have
I would pull a Nishitani for almost any yakuza protagonist
3:34 I ship Nugget & Kiryu
👁️👄👁️
0:08 "Akio, please don't run like that. Your mother's starting to worry"
Oh my goodness...A MINI ABNORMAL TITAN 😂😱
Yakuza is just the video game equivalent of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure.
Even when it's being serious, it's infinitely memeable, and take basically ANY scene out of context of the source for maximum WTF hilarity.
I AM TRYING TO NO THIRST FOR KIRYU BUT THE GAME MAKES IT SO HARD NOT TO
Holy shit
I'm a straight male and he makes me so frickin thirsty
It would be very gay if you dont go gay for Kiryu chan.
do it, coward
There are two types of people. Those who crush on Kiryu, and liars.
Literally me during my first play through and I eventually gave up on trying NOT to fall for Kiryu (and Majima). It’s impossible.
Anyone who says they aren’t thirsty for Kiryu are LIARS! You can’t fight it. 😓😓
7:54 when the Guardian Ape came back to life in Sekiro
4:10 I love Kiryu's reaction to the chicken clucking
The scene where he eats the pizza got me
The amount of times this game pans down to kiryu's crotch
If I had a nickel for every time I saw kiryus crotch and was supposed to i would have two nickels which isn't a alot but its weird it happened twice
They know what the gamers came for
11:30 hands over a business card. A *steel* business card.
Kikuchi: Is ThIs A wEaPoN
Yakuza is a serious and gritty drama series.
Kiryu: "Be a virgin! Remain pure!"
I'm saving myself for Yumi-san.
He's canonically a virgin :)))
Majima is insane, but even he questions what the hell is going on with Mr. Libido
At 11:26 I gave Kikuchi the Salt thinking it was a perfectly normal thing even though it's classified as a weapon (you can stun enemies a tad). After Kikuchi was shocked at seeing salt for the first time in his life, when Kiryuu whispered into his ear I silently said: "I use it to put salt on my food". I can't stop laughing at the part where Kikuchi says: "Oh, I see. I never heard that before"
this is so freaking hilarious, thank you for making this video lmao
0:44 will never fuckin' fail to crack me up I swear
4:06 i keep laughing and wheezing like a balloon at this part
Chicken
Everyone can agree with me when I say:
Kiryu is so dense and we all love him for it.
2:07 *Gamer Rage Typing*
HE LITERALLY SCRATCHED THE PHONE
Nishitani slapping Majima in the face after 5 seconds of nothing gets me every time
Damn... I just made the decision to play the game entirely in japanese, and I'm already regretting it cuz the translations are so funny
? The game only has Japanese vocals.
@@andrewchen4872 Japanese text. I have the game on steam, so I can change that. I'm trying to practice, so ^^'''
Tsunfish more power to ya dude!👍
0:52 is Kiryu not the most attractive man you've ever seen? Like seriously
I’d say majima with the ponytail
@@RedDeadVegas I’d say both
Majima is
"Say what? Lady, you're the anti-boner."
I wanna use that line one day
My favorite was Majima doing a crossword puzzle for a couple.
I literally didn't know Shoulder Phones where a thing so my proudest answer is HIGH TECH
1:03 I always break with the "UUUuuu" of the background music, in synchronization with a close in the Kiryu's part agsjagajhs
3:09 That shit literally made me pause the game, put my controller down and go "What the actual fuck is that shit?!"
yeah, I play it for the... plot
6:04 kinda wish this transitioned into the karaoke pop music video lmao
majima singing 24 hour cinderella in street.... i don't have idea from these mission!! i need it!!!
The big bridge in Sotenbori, if you’re walking from south to north, on the right side there should be a guy in all grey posing
"Explain Yakuza in the least amount of time possible"
Me: 7:27
HHHRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Moshi-moshi?
also 2:29
2:28 best comeback ever
1:28,5:52 and 7:47 is my favorite part. Love it!👍
The spin was funny. But it's Kiryu's WOO that killed me.
@@SuperDanteF You can say that again! 🤣
7:47 LMAO I CANT BREATHE
@@nozie677 Me too.
"what kind of girls do you like"
"I like guys"
I feel like majima was inspired by nishitani as he progressed into a “wildcard”
Nishitani and to some extent Lee Han as well. He described them as “the finest bastards I’ve ever met”
Poor majima. Singing 24-hour cinderella and no one will even turn to face him
This video is too powerful already but i think Majima's "Munancho" scene should be in the video
Do thr hustle
0:02 he was just dash dancing to try to bait kiryu out, didn't work though
9:34 Kiryu sure has a strange way of eating pizza
That Maguro (Marusa case) guy was such a bro. ;_; I can't believe Kiryu just went and fucked his life up just because a stray cougar asked him to.
Yeah I kinda felt bad for him..
Pay your taxes
that's what you get for tax evasion
I think I need this game.
Did you get it yet?
Did you get it yet?
Have you played it yet?
I think you do
Did you get it?
I’m truly convinced that zero is the best game in the franchise. It made me a die hard fan cause I jumped in late. 10 years down the road I might play this masterpiece again for the nostalgic feel it will most definitely provide.
Kiryu literally shoved a whole pizza slice into his mouth, what a lad
this game has been in my library untouched for a while now. after watching this, I'm definitely going to download it. thank you
4:00
he looks so disappointed it’s funny
These make it look like it's Kiryu's first day on earth.
6:21
Me when my Mom says the pizza rolls are done.
Its strange how Kiryu is a damn badass in the main story but in substories hes clueless all the time
The Main story Kiryu is serious ass kicking man with 200IQ
Side story Kiryu is Japanese Hank Hill.