the yakuza dub is a treasure (Spoilers!)

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2024

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  • @ps3kiryu409
    @ps3kiryu409 3 года назад +2261

    2:52
    Shinji, find Yumi. Tellnishikinottostopuntilhefindsher.
    Okay.

  • @HeavenlyEchoVirus
    @HeavenlyEchoVirus 2 года назад +449

    11:12 he had to think about what insult to use for a sec there. So many choices.

    • @matthewthedford2041
      @matthewthedford2041 Месяц назад +4

      It's as if we wanted to say something more clever, but forgot how it went.

  • @TheGodofEva
    @TheGodofEva 4 года назад +2177

    7:42
    Epic comeback

    • @hppsfttcmd
      @hppsfttcmd 3 года назад +400

      Kazuma has yet to recover from that comeback in Kiwami 2, he is still unable to sleep comfortobly just cause he passes every night remembering that comeback...

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 года назад +373

      The fucking readiness that guy had was incredible.

    • @angelusvastator1297
      @angelusvastator1297 3 года назад +64

      "I suggest you blow me!"

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 3 года назад +212

      That comeback burned Kiryu so hard he refused to speak a word of english for 15 years.

    • @thirdanimator3347
      @thirdanimator3347 3 года назад +80

      @@tracyblanchard7663 I think he was probably wanting to use that insult for years, finally being able to use it.

  • @Aaron_Stever
    @Aaron_Stever 4 года назад +4657

    12:57 "He's promised us everything: women, money, power, and women"

  • @kevinsainz7595
    @kevinsainz7595 2 года назад +932

    9:44 “and now she’s dEeEP in dEBT” lol

  • @shil4720
    @shil4720 5 лет назад +7509

    This being done with Kiwami footage instead of the original somehow makes it even better.

    • @MidnightMan04
      @MidnightMan04 4 года назад +243

      Except nishiki's fight

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 4 года назад +70

      Kiwami kinda stinky

    • @bigpenny8223
      @bigpenny8223 4 года назад +300

      @@chainsawplayin yakuza 1 in general kinda stinky

    • @ZhavicTV
      @ZhavicTV 3 года назад +49

      i need a mod for the english dub...

    • @elliotaddler2302
      @elliotaddler2302 3 года назад +125

      @@ZhavicTV someone’s made an edit of all the cutscenes from Kiwami with the English dub already. It’s on youtube

  • @Cogstok
    @Cogstok 4 года назад +3153

    9:58 AY BYETCH!

    • @JohnYakooza
      @JohnYakooza 4 года назад +271

      why does that asian npc sounds like he's voice by some Detroit crack head

    • @YoutubeMadeMePickHandle
      @YoutubeMadeMePickHandle 4 года назад +39

      cogstok
      Omfg I wasn’t ready for that 😂😂😂

    • @zenpai5998
      @zenpai5998 4 года назад +25

      This is terrible

    • @mistergreen65
      @mistergreen65 4 года назад +46

      uncle ruckus be like

    • @vaibhavdalip
      @vaibhavdalip 4 года назад +23

      What accent is that 😂

  • @bingobongo566
    @bingobongo566 3 года назад +818

    11:58 worst proposal ever

  • @doktorbones2800
    @doktorbones2800 4 года назад +1492

    11:46 sounds like they're arguing about a little tamagotchi pet or pokemon "YOU KILLED YOUR OYABUN! YOU DIDN'T FEED HIM OR CHANGE HIS WATER BOWL!"

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 года назад +192

      Especially ridiculous since they should be calling him 'boss' in English. I have no idea why they left that word Japanese.

    • @bottleofketchups8949
      @bottleofketchups8949 3 года назад +54

      YOU DONT HAVE THE RIGHT TO SAY SHIT

    • @nototl2317
      @nototl2317 3 года назад +67

      @@darklord884 They never even use oyabun in Japanese lmao, they say oyaji

    • @darklord884
      @darklord884 3 года назад +57

      @@nototl2317 They do sometimes. It's technically the same, just a bit different.
      Oyaji is used more frequently, but they do use oyabun. Hence why they used it in the dub by merely leaving it untranslated.

  • @MojaveManiac
    @MojaveManiac 3 года назад +1846

    9:36
    And now she's DEEP in DEBT
    KILLS ME EVERY TIME

  • @themojogamer75
    @themojogamer75 5 лет назад +3022

    9:27 This dude is the most hilarious part of the dub to me.

    • @Wildcard-Jack-47
      @Wildcard-Jack-47 5 лет назад +287

      Oh my god is that the human version of Sam from sam and max they are both detectives

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 лет назад +247

      Mojo Kor it amazes me how comedically bad and unfitting date’s voice actor is for this role.

    • @themojogamer75
      @themojogamer75 5 лет назад +485

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt You guys are fixated on Date, I'm fixated on the guy trying his hardest to sound thuggish LOL

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 5 лет назад +257

      Mojo Kor oh the white asian guy trying to sound like he’s black?

    • @RufusM
      @RufusM 5 лет назад +123

      “shUt UP!!!”

  • @manmaidmegane
    @manmaidmegane 4 года назад +2151

    5:30
    “That’s right, but Yumi... OOOHN!”

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 года назад +123

      Zai’s Meme Chamber I CACKLED AT THAT PART

    • @ZacNotZachary
      @ZacNotZachary 4 года назад +414

      OYABOON

    • @harrycarson6526
      @harrycarson6526 4 года назад +138

      @@ZacNotZachary FUCK OYABOON!

    • @chappiescollectables
      @chappiescollectables 4 года назад +31

      That should be the new oof

    • @doktorbones2800
      @doktorbones2800 4 года назад +119

      "YOU KILLED DOJIMA...NOW FUMA?!"
      "Actually, im still alive and kiryu didnt-"
      "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOURE DOING?!"
      "Oh yes, he shot me through the window with his invisible rifle"
      *kiryu yeets a man out of a window*
      "Hello? I am in a lot of pain. Please call an ambulance.."

  • @maaxorus
    @maaxorus 3 года назад +2177

    9:59 I'm sorry, that "Hey bietch!" is the best thing in this entire video. Never fails to make me laugh.

    • @incisions
      @incisions 3 года назад +8

      "I hope you ready to get yo ass kicked"

    • @KeikaZ
      @KeikaZ 2 года назад +333

      bro sounds like a boondocks character bruh

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 2 года назад +97

      @@KeikaZ Sounds like Tom Dubious when he turns into stinkmeaner

    • @nototl2317
      @nototl2317 2 года назад +39

      He’s just so intense lol

    • @mfsusanoo7238
      @mfsusanoo7238 Год назад +11

      His accent xD

  • @Sky-CladObserver
    @Sky-CladObserver Год назад +482

    7:45 I love how casually and matter of fact that line was delivered

    • @EDDYSUNSHINEv2
      @EDDYSUNSHINEv2 11 месяцев назад +33

      casual friend convo type shit

  • @GeorgeSalonikh
    @GeorgeSalonikh 4 года назад +4330

    This is gold, and these were the GOOD takes of the recording sessions lmao.

    • @vandamn2716
      @vandamn2716 4 года назад +106

      After metal gear, now Yakuza? Wow you read my mind

    • @rubyy.7374
      @rubyy.7374 3 года назад +194

      Implying that there were multiple takes to begin with pfft

    • @deviljho4260
      @deviljho4260 3 года назад +45

      @@vandamn2716 I mean, metal gear is pretty similar to yakuza

    • @solfireblaze9292
      @solfireblaze9292 3 года назад +3

      Hory sheet its george

    • @VX3800
      @VX3800 3 года назад +2

      George I never never knew you were into Yakuza

  • @R4ULTR
    @R4ULTR 5 лет назад +1438

    5:32 *CERTAINLY THE VOICE OF DRAMA*

    • @calebcalhoun9847
      @calebcalhoun9847 4 года назад +78

      Bro im telling you I laughed so fucking loud when I heard that

    • @charlescalthrop2535
      @charlescalthrop2535 4 года назад +255

      5:50 is even better.

    • @Sujiceel
      @Sujiceel 4 года назад +81

      I LOVE THE PART WHERE KIRYU ANGRILY LOOKED BACK LMAO

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 года назад +72

      OYABUN

    • @soundwaves8619
      @soundwaves8619 4 года назад +68

      10:36 that feeling when your boss is going insane but you're too high on xanax to really care

  • @roundabout1087
    @roundabout1087 3 года назад +1066

    10:33 no matter in english, or in japanese. The Nishiki VAs give it 110% in voice acting

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Год назад +150

      oyabun.

    • @nottsoserious
      @nottsoserious 10 месяцев назад +51

      @@lambda-m1676 That's one thing I don't like about this dub. They should have just said "boss", or "captain", or something

    • @4LegCrotch
      @4LegCrotch 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@nottsoserious the syllables arent the same, so it'd be near impossible to lip-sync

    • @thenutbucket5971
      @thenutbucket5971 5 месяцев назад +9

      @@4LegCrotch could do what the later games do and make it "patriarch"

    • @garrettcooper58
      @garrettcooper58 2 месяца назад +1

      I really hope that if they make another game with nishiki and an English dub, they get him to do nishiki again

  • @Brother_K
    @Brother_K 2 года назад +295

    7:39 There's nothing quite like hearing Bender's VA shouting kill his ass.

  • @jaceon02
    @jaceon02 2 года назад +557

    5:49 that gets me every fucking time

    • @YaM8Kraken
      @YaM8Kraken Год назад +14

      Every ISP when they want to pull you back into their service but fail:

    • @Maksy69
      @Maksy69 2 месяца назад

      ​@@YaM8Krakenthe hoi4 guy?

    • @YaM8Kraken
      @YaM8Kraken Месяц назад

      @@Maksy69 Yeah, that "You son of a b*tch!" guy

  • @palletlover8519
    @palletlover8519 Год назад +565

    3:43 Yuya says yakuza like it’s a slur

    • @KazukiDojima2k15
      @KazukiDojima2k15 10 месяцев назад +103

      Yakooza

    • @Ticketman99
      @Ticketman99 10 месяцев назад +66

      It kind of is a slur, considering that members would prefer to use the term "gokudo".

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 9 месяцев назад +32

      ​@@Ticketman99I think that makes it less of a slur and more of an informal name for them.

    • @mackenzie_ish
      @mackenzie_ish 6 месяцев назад +20

      bet he's from the sheemino family

    • @calebcalhoun9847
      @calebcalhoun9847 6 месяцев назад +30

      “You _fucking_ Yakuza” i legit says it with discrimination in his voice

  • @thrashyart4369
    @thrashyart4369 4 года назад +3330

    11:41 When you losing an argument

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 4 года назад +70

      Thrashy Art fukyu

    • @fredmcgamer9664
      @fredmcgamer9664 4 года назад +50

      Thank you for helping me find this masterpiece

    • @ZanicaKnight
      @ZanicaKnight 4 года назад +12

      Kakashi?! LOL

    • @morp9426
      @morp9426 3 года назад +137

      Another great comeback at 13:56

    • @LowIntSpecimen
      @LowIntSpecimen 3 года назад +67

      @@thepillowhead2453 kiryu's long lost brother, fukyu

  • @Twisted_Tempest
    @Twisted_Tempest 4 года назад +236

    9:56 That "MUTHAFUCKA" really got me.

  • @justcallmejoint6970
    @justcallmejoint6970 5 лет назад +1347

    8:23 "holy kamurocho kiryu, it's flippin' boy genius Jimmy freaking" neutron!!!

  • @sandsundertail6936
    @sandsundertail6936 4 года назад +460

    12:59 he's promised us everything: women, money, power and women

  • @GyroMan5136
    @GyroMan5136 Год назад +164

    8:47 this plays out like something from an abridged series
    “This monitor is such a piece of shit!”
    “Ehehehe sorry bout that”
    “I heard you did not like, the ya-ku-za”
    “Yea”

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi Год назад +15

      THIS DOES

    • @islamroks11
      @islamroks11 24 дня назад

      It really does! You’d expect a dramatic or shaken reaction in the original then the Abridged would make a joke about “wow, that monitor is such garbage, I can’t even react. Where the hell did you get that computer, Best Buy’s Dumpster?”
      Very rarely does the original make a joke out of a dramatic scene in the same vein.

  • @adamsim3716
    @adamsim3716 5 лет назад +538

    5:33
    Oh Ya Boom

  • @R4ULTR
    @R4ULTR 5 лет назад +1539

    11:41 oh my god I love this

  • @kerfumptledor3668
    @kerfumptledor3668 4 года назад +363

    8:13 ayo why is this synced up so GOOD wtf

    • @default9555
      @default9555 2 года назад +8

      cuz it's official dub

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 3 месяца назад +4

      I'm pretty sure it's because RGG did an RGG and reused the animations from the cutscenes.

    • @heksevillehero
      @heksevillehero 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@lambda-m1676 Yep, but they forgot a lot of Kiryu's expressions lol

  • @Willis72
    @Willis72 4 года назад +1287

    8:00 the best line in the entire english dub

    • @ghostrider4109
      @ghostrider4109 2 года назад +182

      That part is even better when you realize it’s the joker saying it

    • @lucia19397
      @lucia19397 2 года назад +11

      😂

    • @TheRealGlooper
      @TheRealGlooper Год назад +7

      ​@@ghostrider4109 you can hear it too

    • @Bedhead_Brodi
      @Bedhead_Brodi Год назад +7

      One of the many moments where this felt like a RUclips parody dub and not the official dub.

    • @flaminiarufo3602
      @flaminiarufo3602 Год назад +12

      "LAUGH youstupidmodAFAKAHH"

  • @bingobongo566
    @bingobongo566 3 года назад +1546

    8:12 hands down the greatest one-liner ever

    • @elflordyt6830
      @elflordyt6830 3 года назад +87

      WHAT IS HE SAYING

    • @dragonhead0074
      @dragonhead0074 2 года назад +3

      I did feel the urge to hit some balls today and I suppose yours will have to do

    • @grim_56
      @grim_56 2 года назад +1

      @@elflordyt6830
      I did feel the urge to hit some balls today, suppose yours will have to do

    • @justscorpien3719
      @justscorpien3719 2 года назад +278

      @@elflordyt6830 "Get out of here Takashi. I did feel the urge to hit some balls today. I suppose yours will have to do."

    • @Sockren
      @Sockren Год назад +69

      nice to know that yakuza will always be unintentionally gay even if its dubbed or not

  • @vinceym8613
    @vinceym8613 4 года назад +1272

    4:08 YA-KOO-ZA

  • @Weeaboololislayer
    @Weeaboololislayer 5 лет назад +2983

    8:20 Remember that one time Jimmy Neutron hooked up with the Yakuza?

    • @anueutsuho7425
      @anueutsuho7425 5 лет назад +251

      SODIUM CHLORIDE
      Also I remember you from all the bad Touhou comments on the vidoes

    • @Weeaboololislayer
      @Weeaboololislayer 5 лет назад +110

      @@anueutsuho7425 Good times. Nice to know im still remembered in the back of the minds of some people

    • @SodaPopBot
      @SodaPopBot 4 года назад +122

      Don't need to, Nishiki!

    • @BlueBolt5000
      @BlueBolt5000 4 года назад +84

      WHY DOES THAT ACTUALLY SOUND LIKE HIM AAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @kennethb6377
      @kennethb6377 4 года назад +126

      They actually have the same VA. She voices Haruka as well.

  • @beatstar2
    @beatstar2 5 лет назад +2119

    9:06 that delivery doe

    • @leetorry
      @leetorry 4 года назад +147

      HUWANGT?

    • @farrpeko
      @farrpeko 4 года назад +67

      Ngl, when I saw those two girls, it reminded me of Mugi and Yui

    • @nocturnalv.1209
      @nocturnalv.1209 4 года назад +162

      "I wouldn't sell myself to a group of men for a chunk of change?"

    • @vandamn2716
      @vandamn2716 4 года назад +7

      @@farrpeko which part of 3rd season is that

    • @manusenitzky5092
      @manusenitzky5092 4 года назад +39

      Imnotasstupidasyou

  • @GlitchCrunch
    @GlitchCrunch 4 года назад +958

    7:24 "Do you listen to yourself when you open your mouth?" Yep, thats the quote for the entire dub.

  • @trustypatches669
    @trustypatches669 4 года назад +452

    8:46 When you see Makoto's post credits scene in Yakuza 0.

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 года назад +31

      Not me luckily.
      Why am I laughing so hard over this!? Fuck!
      Still Laughing at 1 AM

  • @GodEmperor-of-Mankind
    @GodEmperor-of-Mankind 5 лет назад +2596

    O Y A B U N

    • @rai_harn98
      @rai_harn98 5 лет назад +198

      In Judgement Oyabun is changed to just "Boss"

    • @FeiFongWang
      @FeiFongWang 4 года назад +86

      FUCK, OYABUN

    • @plusmate19
      @plusmate19 4 года назад +127

      YA KU ZA

    • @VVayVVard
      @VVayVVard 4 года назад +188

      Funniest thing is that they don't even say Oyabun in the Japanese version. They generally say Oyassan / Oyaji (lit. "boss" / "dad") or Kumichou (lit. patriarch of a yakuza family).
      And most of the time they say "Yakuza" in the En dub, they actually use other words like Gokudou (lit. "extreme path") in the original version. Along with Honshoku (lit. "pro"), Sujimon etc, they only use "Yakuza" to refer to yakuza like 30% of the time.

    • @reyhugo4879
      @reyhugo4879 4 года назад +70

      Oh yah ? Boon ?

  • @tjrex1915
    @tjrex1915 4 года назад +673

    2:59 Reaction on point

    • @jiguneversaw
      @jiguneversaw 3 года назад +112

      whAT?!

    • @legitbusinessownergus7620
      @legitbusinessownergus7620 3 года назад +33

      @@jiguneversaw MY HAND

    • @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP
      @MrFeelGoodJson24YTP 3 года назад +19

      Who dafuq you think you are?!?!

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 года назад +57

      I don't even know who's who's voice. The dude who said who do you think you are sounds like the guy who stabbed the guy but it sounds like it's the opposite

    • @littlegamerguy4803
      @littlegamerguy4803 3 года назад +1

      @@legitbusinessownergus7620 ight im fucking dead brb

  • @Mars_over_seer
    @Mars_over_seer 3 года назад +2182

    10:35 No joke, the voice actor for Nishiki sounds legitimately good. He definitely could’ve been better with proper directing.

  • @tremorauragod3974
    @tremorauragod3974 4 года назад +864

    8:01 Joker when people don’t laugh

  • @byron952
    @byron952 4 года назад +1054

    “Kiryu has never killed anybody”
    9:10

  • @Yaboyazrael
    @Yaboyazrael 3 года назад +399

    3:00 That's definitely how I'd react if I got stabbed in the hand with a fork.

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 года назад +54

      It's Yakuza
      Wounds like this are fine

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 2 года назад +26

      @@NiCoNiCoNiCola you see, it's a rubber fork and it's just ketchup

    • @itsmattletsgetittttt3547
      @itsmattletsgetittttt3547 Год назад +7

      W H A T?

    • @soggybozo1515
      @soggybozo1515 10 месяцев назад +14

      Ik it’s 3 years late but I’m like 99% sure that the stabber was the only one talking and the other dude is just an absolute beast who can make no noise whatsoever after having his hand impaled by a fork

  • @Comkill117
    @Comkill117 Год назад +380

    13:58 While not super fitting for the series, I do actually unironically love Nishiki’s line in the final boss.

  • @wiedzmiarz
    @wiedzmiarz 5 лет назад +1692

    13:58 Best Nishiki Compilation.

    • @fezziwig184
      @fezziwig184 5 лет назад +345

      10 years in the joint made you a fucking pussy 😂😂

    • @lobaloxrajobs9354
      @lobaloxrajobs9354 5 лет назад +442

      "were you someone's prison bitch?" damn that's violent

    • @user-ez05ob0WqQ
      @user-ez05ob0WqQ 4 года назад +117

      WTF Kyodai?!

    • @yakthekuza7296
      @yakthekuza7296 4 года назад +155

      Sounds like a gta villain lmfao

    • @kakashi6957
      @kakashi6957 4 года назад +65

      I love how kiryu had a blade ready in the fight XD

  • @deddrz2549
    @deddrz2549 4 года назад +680

    3:16 that's not a cellmate, that's jake the dog disguised as a cellmate with his stretchy powers!

    • @philiprodriguez5513
      @philiprodriguez5513 3 года назад +133

      *DOUGH JIMA OUYABOON!*

    • @MrOof-ob8uw
      @MrOof-ob8uw 2 года назад +29

      With Nishiki The Patriarch and Inmate 1356 The dog, This quarrel will never end, it's Kiwami time!

    • @logandunlap9156
      @logandunlap9156 2 года назад +46

      John DiMaggio has such an iconic voice, can’t ever not hear him as his other characters.

    • @JimmyJacksOfficial
      @JimmyJacksOfficial Год назад +8

      That’s bender

    • @shawnd220
      @shawnd220 Год назад

      *Ques opening theme for Adventure time*

  • @plattenecho
    @plattenecho 3 года назад +306

    5:00 yuya is so underrated bruh, his va clearly brought top tier voice acting

  • @adamsim3716
    @adamsim3716 5 лет назад +524

    12:15 shinJIIIIIIII

  • @xshiromorix
    @xshiromorix 4 года назад +3223

    I had forgotten how much swearing there was in the English dub. It's like they thought more swearing = more gritty, but they passed the tipping point where it just becomes over the top and laughable.

    • @heathb2182
      @heathb2182 4 года назад +194

      it's so goofy!

    • @taylord5381
      @taylord5381 4 года назад +322

      In the 2000s this is what was considered gritty. Good times.

    • @Mirekluk
      @Mirekluk 4 года назад +20

      So just like Ryu ga Gotoku :D

    • @rodrey330g9
      @rodrey330g9 4 года назад +9

      He sounds black.

    • @alybadry203
      @alybadry203 4 года назад +8

      Either that was the point or your theory is correct

  • @Made_In_Heaven88
    @Made_In_Heaven88 4 года назад +560

    8:43 "Thiscoversationisoverkillem" 😂

  • @diegoviramontes2479
    @diegoviramontes2479 3 года назад +687

    10:34 doesn’t sound too bad. Really all they needed was better directors in the translation department.

    • @coal2710
      @coal2710 3 года назад +92

      "Ouyaboon..."

    • @Errol246
      @Errol246 2 года назад +51

      I disagree. Sounds more to me like they needed better acting directors instead. The translation reads perfectly fine overall, minus a few awkward borrowings of Japanese words and a mistranslation here and there. I don't understand why people are up in arms about the f bombs. Japanese doesn't have an equivalent swear word to 'fuck', but based on the context of the game the f word is used pretty convincingly most of the time imo. You don't think the Yakuza would say 'fuck' if it was part of their language?

    • @tylerlackey1175
      @tylerlackey1175 2 года назад

      @@Errol246 they are redditors dude stop trying to talk to them just kill them if you meet one

    • @chronica6457
      @chronica6457 2 года назад +93

      @@Errol246 Using "fuck" as part of your language" and saying it in every single line are different things

    • @robertbreedlovecraft
      @robertbreedlovecraft 2 года назад +43

      @@Errol246 Even Mark Hamill, one of the greatest voice actors of all time, doesn't quite know how to play Majima. He seems to be stuck in between the Joker and Joe Pesci

  • @StomeAura
    @StomeAura 2 года назад +339

    Times Yuya said “Yakooza”:
    4:04
    4:08
    4:14
    4:19

  • @theguy377
    @theguy377 4 года назад +920

    3:19 kinda sounds like Jake the dog

    • @Quantum1244
      @Quantum1244 4 года назад +48

      You’re right

    • @Mohgenstein
      @Mohgenstein 4 года назад +26

      100 percent

    • @Sune
      @Sune 4 года назад +54

      B E N D E R

    • @Sophie_the_Sapphic
      @Sophie_the_Sapphic 4 года назад +181

      I looked on imdb and apparently John DiMaggio (the voice of bender and Jake the dog) did a voice for this game, so it could be him.

    • @gabizord7779
      @gabizord7779 4 года назад +33

      Reminds me of the Scotsman from samurai Jack
      Edit: oh the guy above me found out that it actually is him lol

  • @TopBurger239
    @TopBurger239 5 лет назад +551

    8:05 I heard that Xenoblade english dub reference

  • @rockpaul12
    @rockpaul12 4 года назад +617

    9:25 the funniest part of all

    • @mostlyghostly433
      @mostlyghostly433 4 года назад +60

      Yeah the Blonde guy sounds like he’s about to do an Audrey2 impression from little shop of horrors.

    • @frognote380
      @frognote380 4 года назад +37

      SHUT UP
      heywhatdoyou thinkyouredoing

    • @doctortrash0571
      @doctortrash0571 4 года назад +41

      "Get the fuck outta here"

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 4 года назад +12

      *get your hands off her*

    • @travosk8668
      @travosk8668 4 года назад +8

      I didn't know Fred Durst did voice work

  • @windows9550
    @windows9550 4 года назад +198

    7:26 is the best sequence. The whole thing is perfection.

  • @deadrock1678
    @deadrock1678 2 года назад +224

    0:08 Proof that the dub just had bad directors not bad voice actors, Kiryu sounds so badass here

    • @northerneagle9700
      @northerneagle9700 Год назад +55

      Glad they brought him back for 7s dub

    • @Comkill117
      @Comkill117 10 месяцев назад +16

      Apparently they didn’t even see the cutscenes they were supposed to be dubbing half the time, so the fact any lines are good is a miracle honestly.

    • @daronhybridgaming3165
      @daronhybridgaming3165 9 месяцев назад

      And sad he doesn't return in 8 or man erased his name ​@@northerneagle9700

  • @garrettcarter5622
    @garrettcarter5622 4 года назад +2198

    If I were writing this dub, I would've localized Kiryu-chan into "Kazzy-wazzy."

    • @Alex-by9kt
      @Alex-by9kt 4 года назад +355

      That's unironically a thing I maine majima saying if his main language was english

    • @astern.7425
      @astern.7425 4 года назад +305

      It'd be even better if he had multiple nicknames and he never used the same one twice in a row

    • @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY
      @SUPERSONICGIRLIFY 4 года назад +134

      @@astern.7425 Oy, Kazu-Mama!
      Oy, Kaz-Llama!
      XD

    • @mrsexy5680
      @mrsexy5680 3 года назад +114

      Judgment kazzy

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 3 года назад +32

      @@mrsexy5680 best radio name

  • @bobysianturi5367
    @bobysianturi5367 4 года назад +244

    9:29 why his voice sounds like character from GTA San Andreas?

    • @gabrielmartines3510
      @gabrielmartines3510 4 года назад +47

      He talks in ebonics, just like GTA ghetto characters

    • @tjrex1915
      @tjrex1915 4 года назад +20

      Sound like OG Loc

    • @joseph0098
      @joseph0098 4 года назад

      @@tjrex1915 he REALLY does know that you mentioned it

    • @MrNoot39449
      @MrNoot39449 4 года назад +7

      He sounds like every guy you almost stumble into or almost hit with a car

  • @Marshal_Lepus
    @Marshal_Lepus 4 года назад +214

    9:59
    my sides went into the orbit

  • @obamid39
    @obamid39 2 года назад +132

    7:16 This is hands down the best part. It's so fitting, I'm sure that's exactly what Gary sounds like when speaking English

    • @eddynihongo
      @eddynihongo 11 месяцев назад +1

      the importance of authentic casting 🫨

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 8 месяцев назад

      Tojo Clan

  • @CrazyAph04
    @CrazyAph04 3 года назад +385

    4:22 I love this part so much 😂😂😂

    • @JimmyJacksOfficial
      @JimmyJacksOfficial Год назад +1

      Are you r*tarded or just deaf?

    • @DallyASMR
      @DallyASMR Год назад +48

      I can never think of Kiryu calling someone retarted he's got class

    • @Goobert0385
      @Goobert0385 Год назад +1

      @@DallyASMR He said "I'd fuck anything with 2 legs" in Y1. He was alot more unhinged before they changed him in Kiwami.

    • @MorisCryTwice
      @MorisCryTwice Год назад +10

      ​@@DallyASMR exactly lol, he's not perfect by any means but kiryu calling soneone retarded is completely out of character

    • @rageinducer2455
      @rageinducer2455 Год назад +3

      @@MorisCryTwice Yeah, someone who spent time in the yakuza would definitely not use words like "retarded".
      lol

  • @ytnukesme1600
    @ytnukesme1600 4 года назад +2182

    7:18 this guys was a lot honorable in the original dub, why would they do him dirty like that? 😂

    • @johnnywithshades6001
      @johnnywithshades6001 4 года назад +511

      Gary buster Holmes is best boi.

    • @melon_powa
      @melon_powa 4 года назад +299

      THE LYP SYNC

    • @doktorbones2800
      @doktorbones2800 4 года назад +264

      Japanese dub; I look forward to this fight
      English dub; FUCKETY FUCK, BITCH ASS FUCK

    • @facesofthechimera
      @facesofthechimera 4 года назад +386

      They misinterpreted the dialog
      Judging by the times, they would've also been okay dubbing in some accidental homo-eroticism like "I'm gonna pound your ass till you can't sit on it no more"
      And then Kiryu can say his "I don't think that means what you think it means" retort.
      It preserves the implication that Gary's not got the best handle on language, and also gives English Yakuza that rough edge over the Japanese they were going for WITHOUT making him 'a black prison dude'

    • @petersinkworking6198
      @petersinkworking6198 2 года назад +1

      doyoevenlistentoyorselfwhenyouopenyomouth

  • @PsychoXV
    @PsychoXV 4 года назад +379

    3:33 Mr Blonde saying "SHUT THE FUCK UP" is an absolute masterpiece and I love it!

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 3 года назад +33

      How tf is Shimano blonde

    • @PsychoXV
      @PsychoXV 3 года назад +97

      @@souna5755 Michael Madsen aka the guy who voices Shimano played a character in the film Reservoir Dogs named "Mr Blonde". It's one of his most famous roles.

    • @souna5755
      @souna5755 3 года назад +10

      @@PsychoXV oh ok my bad

    • @gasoline976
      @gasoline976 2 года назад +4

      Well I don't know why I came here tonight

    • @thewaterlord27
      @thewaterlord27 Год назад +2

      @@PsychoXVthis makes sense. I saw the comment and was like “the fuck?”

  • @BlastingBigLoads2
    @BlastingBigLoads2 5 лет назад +672

    Yuya: "I bet you're from the
    S H E M A N O family!"

  • @Not_Claptrap
    @Not_Claptrap 3 года назад +955

    The fact that they even said the Japanese words like San, chan, and even oyabun makes it 10x funnier

    • @RetroSmoo
      @RetroSmoo 3 года назад +86

      And aniki haha

    • @3Guys1Video
      @3Guys1Video 2 года назад +64

      It really sounds unnatural with English words, cause we don’t do that here

    • @BlackdragonTheShadow
      @BlackdragonTheShadow 2 года назад +52

      Well they knew the fan base would riot if Majima didn’t say Kyriu-chan

    • @dezgasting
      @dezgasting Год назад +30

      @@BlackdragonTheShadow yeah but he says "kazuma-chan" instead of "kiryu-chan" now

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Год назад +5

      ​@@dezgastingHe does say it as "Kiryu Kazuma-chan yo!" in the first time he appears

  • @SolidN8
    @SolidN8 3 года назад +135

    Holy shit actual decent voice acting at 10:34

    • @valmanway1844
      @valmanway1844 Год назад +8

      It was amazingly done ngl

    • @forshad0ws526
      @forshad0ws526 Год назад +17

      Bro hasn’t seen 13:58

    • @rianmela3825
      @rianmela3825 11 месяцев назад

      Nishiki has the magic ability to have a good voice actor for every launguage

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 9 месяцев назад +1

      As another comment said, this game really shows the importance of voice direction. Most if not all the VAs are extremely talented, they just weren't given enough time or proper direction to make these characters sound better than good at best and comical at worst. Despite all the PS2 Nishiki memes, he's unironically the character with some of the best line delivery in the game, and this scene highlights it. Hell, even the funny "Ten years in the joint..." line was delivered well.

  • @mi-nk
    @mi-nk 5 лет назад +753

    4:25

    • @calynmjordan
      @calynmjordan 5 лет назад +24

      Mi-nk in Japanese they just say stupid lol

    • @stunseedordeesnuts
      @stunseedordeesnuts 5 лет назад +90

      @@calynmjordan i love how the dub is politically incorrect and i'm not disappointed

    • @fezziwig184
      @fezziwig184 5 лет назад +72

      @@stunseedordeesnuts 2005 was a different time

    • @stunseedordeesnuts
      @stunseedordeesnuts 5 лет назад +5

      @@fezziwig184 yep

    • @vandagylon2885
      @vandagylon2885 4 года назад +25

      @@fezziwig184 yeah. Your mom was hotter in 2005.

  • @ThePyroMan_
    @ThePyroMan_ 4 года назад +648

    9:59 idk why, but this make laugh so hard xD

    • @tykedopwnz
      @tykedopwnz 4 года назад +121

      EY BIYATCH

    • @kevingeisenhof
      @kevingeisenhof 4 года назад +45

      That "MADAFCKA!" is probably why the hecking line is so goddamn funny xD

    • @scruber64_
      @scruber64_ 3 года назад +11

      "I HOPE YOU'RE READY TO GET YO ÄÆHHH KICKED"

    • @TheGodofdrawing
      @TheGodofdrawing 3 года назад +3

      Guy sounds like Arin Hanson

    • @Dasquapy
      @Dasquapy 3 года назад +2

      I lost my shit

  • @embraugh1897
    @embraugh1897 4 года назад +137

    1:50 "aight"

  • @Andrewking-cu4yb
    @Andrewking-cu4yb 3 года назад +498

    3:25 my brain cells during the finals

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 3 года назад +10

      So true

    • @sharaf9736
      @sharaf9736 3 года назад +21

      Why does he sound like shimano a little bit

    • @MariusBoss11458
      @MariusBoss11458 3 года назад +1

      @@sharaf9736 Lol! He does sound like him!

    • @sharaf9736
      @sharaf9736 3 года назад +8

      @@MariusBoss11458 And shimano sort of sounds like kazama too what on earth

    • @mircocapra4531
      @mircocapra4531 2 года назад +5

      fishiki sus

  • @TheyCallMeBruski
    @TheyCallMeBruski 4 года назад +78

    5:50 this is way funnier than it should be. it's basically just "I'm gonna kick your ass mkay!?"

  • @thetruejerrycan
    @thetruejerrycan 5 лет назад +746

    14:26 floors me every time

  • @Elgato634
    @Elgato634 4 года назад +313

    1:33 why did I think he was going to say
    "Number one movie in america"

    • @cameronli151
      @cameronli151 4 года назад +54

      "koshiwugi"

    • @wumbo6116
      @wumbo6116 4 года назад +5

      is this a jerma reference

    • @JohnYakooza
      @JohnYakooza 4 года назад

      @@cameronli151 It sound like character voice line from Banjo kazooie

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 8 месяцев назад

      Dude same he sounds like a trailer guy

  • @dylenjostar6902
    @dylenjostar6902 4 года назад +152

    4:56 I AINT calling you a truther

  • @Trilliman707
    @Trilliman707 Год назад +179

    14:03 "10 years in the joint made you a fuckin pussy" not gonna lie that is the best and only good line in the entire dubbed version of the game

    • @BossBasher
      @BossBasher Год назад +5

      The dub seems okay

    • @muslimmetalman
      @muslimmetalman Год назад +8

      There's a number of bangers in here tbh

    • @leonhart1712
      @leonhart1712 Год назад

      I suggest you blow me

    • @justintowne
      @justintowne 2 месяца назад

      "Ten years in the joint made you a fucken pussy!" - Nishikiyama moment at 14:01

  • @notyetrain
    @notyetrain 2 года назад +1575

    Kiryu calling people "Retarded" is incredibly cursed

  • @malfnction
    @malfnction 4 года назад +633

    "he promised us everything. women, money, power... and women" i yelled "what" out loud at that

    • @june-vz4rm
      @june-vz4rm 4 года назад +49

      Hey, it shows what they care about most, so it's a good line IMO

    • @shinigami9851
      @shinigami9851 4 года назад +20

      The greatest dub I have ever heard

  • @BatDanNight
    @BatDanNight 4 года назад +864

    Hearing this and the dub in Yakuza: Like a Dragon really shows the importance of voice direction. They got the same voice of Kiryu to return and he sounds waaaaay better in LaD.

    • @realquestforgreatness
      @realquestforgreatness 3 года назад +184

      That and they don't swear every 2 seconds

    • @nitecore-wx9lj
      @nitecore-wx9lj Год назад +35

      @@realquestforgreatness 10 YEARS IN THE SLAMMER MADE YOU A-

    • @lambda-m1676
      @lambda-m1676 Год назад +10

      ​@@nitecore-wx9lj10 years in the joint*

    • @yaqubebased1961
      @yaqubebased1961 Год назад +9

      Wish they also brought Nishiki's VA for Ichiban in the dub (bc the japanese VA for Nishiki and Ichiban are the same)

    • @CarlosThadeu
      @CarlosThadeu Год назад +8

      And then immediately fuck up again with YongYea 😢

  • @El-zo1zx
    @El-zo1zx 5 лет назад +3102

    Only Mark Hamill and Nishiki's VA can act and it shows

    • @Natendowii
      @Natendowii 5 лет назад +513

      I thought Bill Farmer did a good job as Dective Date. For some reason that Humphrey Bogart voice they gave him is strangely fitting for his character.

    • @El-zo1zx
      @El-zo1zx 5 лет назад +303

      @@Natendowii Ok yeah Farmer did a pretty good job for his voice. I do like how they were just like "lets give him the detective voice™" and then went home

    • @antond12312
      @antond12312 4 года назад +218

      I think michael madsens voice was perfect for shimano, but the acting itself was real bad.

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 года назад +87

      ElaraMoons was kiryus really bad? Cause I thought it was alright

    • @El-zo1zx
      @El-zo1zx 4 года назад +162

      @@ComicWriter-ml3qt tbh he just sounds like everyone's batman impression, and he just doesn't seem to sound the way I want him to in certain scenes (like Shinji dying)

  • @BobsonQDugnutt
    @BobsonQDugnutt 2 года назад +866

    14:02 makes me laugh every time

  • @rezi_evil
    @rezi_evil 3 года назад +265

    13:09 i find this line weirdly badass

    • @sammayo473
      @sammayo473 3 года назад +54

      Because it is badass af

    • @29brunu
      @29brunu Год назад +15

      I think Kazuma English dub more agressive and badass than the original

    • @itsmattletsgetittttt3547
      @itsmattletsgetittttt3547 Год назад +1

      Step the fuck up, it's time to d i e

  • @HatKidPeck
    @HatKidPeck 4 года назад +1013

    Literally the best part about the Dub is Goro atleast he has Joker’s voice.
    2:43 Goofy?

  • @theresarodriguez5413
    @theresarodriguez5413 4 года назад +846

    Is it just me or does this scene sound like an abridged 8:46

    • @edcellwarrior
      @edcellwarrior 4 года назад +264

      “I heard that you don’t like the yakkuzezah” “Yeh”

    • @theresarodriguez5413
      @theresarodriguez5413 4 года назад +39

      @@edcellwarrior That line reminds me of dunkey's halo 2 video

    • @reyhugo4879
      @reyhugo4879 4 года назад +24

      Feels like a dub behind the scene.

    • @thepillowhead2453
      @thepillowhead2453 4 года назад +46

      This entire dub is an abridged

    • @thebruhmoment3329
      @thebruhmoment3329 4 года назад +21

      the whole dub sounds abridged

  • @chubburito6398
    @chubburito6398 4 года назад +1168

    this sounds more like a youtube dub parody than something official

    • @ryanbarrie9143
      @ryanbarrie9143 3 года назад +4

      Where can I find one of those

    • @BlueBolt5000
      @BlueBolt5000 3 года назад +2

      why are you right

    • @chainsawplayin
      @chainsawplayin 3 года назад +82

      Yakuza Abridged

    • @Dark9Volt
      @Dark9Volt 2 года назад +11

      Somewhere in the Internet there should be a Yakuza: The Abridged Series...

    • @KrabbyLama
      @KrabbyLama Год назад

      @@Dark9Volt Well a friend and I have done a "Yakuza Abridged" video in our special kind of way lmao
      ruclips.net/video/BnZ4iiYevgY/видео.html&ab_channel=KrabbyLama

  • @SpringDoom3829
    @SpringDoom3829 3 года назад +514

    5:00 Yuya's english voice gets me everytime 😂

    • @TheUaxington
      @TheUaxington 2 года назад +93

      He sound’s like a discount sonic-

    • @aerodynamo4874
      @aerodynamo4874 2 года назад +47

      That immediate "Okay..." from Kazuki lmao

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 2 года назад +10

      @@TheUaxington snapcube esque parody Sonic before snapcube esque parody Sonic

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 2 года назад +5

      He sounds like the GTA 4 Portuguese NPC voices, that mix Portuguese with English for some reason

    • @Delta_2209
      @Delta_2209 2 года назад +1

      He sounds like the GTA 4 Portuguese NPC voices, that mix Portuguese with English for some reason

  • @MultiZernez
    @MultiZernez Год назад +18

    9:30 I'm convinced that the voice actor for this scene was not given any context for what the character he was voicing was actually doing, so he thought that he was actually a movie producer and voiced accordingly.

  • @PropheticAnomaly
    @PropheticAnomaly 5 лет назад +650

    I’m dying. This dub is hilarious

    • @fernie-fernandez
      @fernie-fernandez 5 лет назад +23

      Imagined in an alternative universe, Majima is voiced not by Mark Hamill, instead...he would be voiced by Jason Alexander...George Costanza anyone...!?

    • @rhombusroland
      @rhombusroland 4 года назад +1

      in a perfect world

    • @PriestDaSensei
      @PriestDaSensei 4 года назад +5

      I can’t even breath anymore I’m only 4:25😭😭😭

  • @bretvyon2336
    @bretvyon2336 5 лет назад +302

    It’s funny when you can hear them talk quicker or slower to match the dialogue to the lip movements

  • @SerotoninCrunch
    @SerotoninCrunch 3 года назад +429

    ok but nishiki's "WHO TOLD YOU" actually felt genuine

  • @Loviedove__
    @Loviedove__ 3 года назад +80

    5:55 “man you roofless”

    • @NicknamingName
      @NicknamingName 2 года назад +14

      if you’re looking for daigo, mine’s taken him up to the ruff

    • @garryhlambert
      @garryhlambert 2 года назад +5

      no roof?

    • @GreyMcBeal
      @GreyMcBeal 8 месяцев назад

      He’s trying to point out that the dog isn’t barking, and that it’s ‘ruffless’

  • @jamesrusso6812
    @jamesrusso6812 4 года назад +58

    10:29 “Haruka. Your mom is-“ “Shutthehellup. Don’t you dare.”

  • @NishaPerson
    @NishaPerson 4 года назад +110

    3:50 sheemino family

  • @edwardhyde1886
    @edwardhyde1886 2 года назад +21

    2:55 "tellnishikinottostopuntilhefindsher."

  • @gundir7504
    @gundir7504 4 года назад +101

    this emits the same vibes as that devilman dub video and I can't explain why

  • @hornbuckle0wns
    @hornbuckle0wns 4 года назад +794

    How is nobody talking about the guy's perfect delivery at 7:45?

    • @NiCoNiCoNiCola
      @NiCoNiCoNiCola 3 года назад +124

      The best actor in the entire dub

    • @sharavy6851
      @sharavy6851 3 года назад +22

      They are talking about it. There's like 10 different comments above you discussing this line. They're all older than your post.

    • @vergildisparda
      @vergildisparda 2 года назад +16

      Bro waited his whole life to say that

    • @tomato2517
      @tomato2517 2 года назад

      Adult gohan & kiba

    • @xXRealXx
      @xXRealXx 2 года назад +1

      @@sharavy6851 bruh, let a man enjoy the one good thing in this dub (jk, there's at least one more good part)

  • @agedstring
    @agedstring 2 года назад +202

    Fun Fact: Whether it’s real or his attempt to repress any memory on a regrettable part of his career, Mark Hamill doesn’t remember playing Majima.

    • @ogiebogie203
      @ogiebogie203 Год назад +26

      It’s because before Luke Skywalker he just did a ton a random jobs, including one of the worst animated movies of all time but I can’t remember the name of it

    • @agedstring
      @agedstring Год назад +2

      @@ogiebogie203 Rapsittie Street Kids?

    • @titaniumcranium3755
      @titaniumcranium3755 Год назад +17

      ​@@ogiebogie203well majima was way after Luke Skywalker. Majima became a thing in 2005.

    • @coomcharger6105
      @coomcharger6105 Год назад +5

      Nah, he was just possessed by the ghost of Majima.

  • @jensen9171
    @jensen9171 5 лет назад +242

    6:37
    geez

  • @zerourtaga1129
    @zerourtaga1129 4 года назад +88

    9:27 big green dub flashbacks

  • @Gobsmac
    @Gobsmac 5 лет назад +195

    8:11

  • @cleruuuuu
    @cleruuuuu 2 года назад +68

    4:51 not gonna lie, that Shimano thug had a great voice delivery lmao

    • @deadzone4033
      @deadzone4033 Год назад +6

      That's some movie tier line delivery!

    • @edwardhyde1886
      @edwardhyde1886 Год назад +6

      Honestly fr

    • @e-money9251
      @e-money9251 10 месяцев назад +2

      @@deadzone4033 fitting since many of the VAs here are actual movie and tv actors

  • @HmongHeroo
    @HmongHeroo 3 года назад +50

    Yo...Jimmy Neutron's VA was part of Yakuza dub lmao; listed as Haruka and highly noticeable at 8:20