John Pinette - Around The World In 80 Buffets
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- Опубликовано: 20 сен 2015
- The late great #JohnPinette ("Junior", "Seinfeld", "The Punisher")
describes being every all you can eat restaurants worst nightmare, what foods shouldn't be all you can eat, and why he hates Indian food.
John Pinette stand up from the Just For Laughs Festival in 1995
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Saw him live twice. Within a couple of years of his death. Each time he sat for hours in the lobby giving autographs and taking selfies until the crowd was done. Truly appreciated his fans.
He seemed like he would have been freakin hilarious to hang around.
@@matthewhummel1572 ppppppppppppppppppppppppp
He was half 🇨🇦 Canadian.
Wish I could've seen him live just once. Only really got into his comedy years after he passed
I'm a Filipino and I wish I could've seen John personally.
No controversy, no politics, just funny. God bless you John RIP
I miss those days Brother, Just about to hit 40 myself......Those days when we could all have a laugh at each others differences without getting offended and people were just more rough and tumble. Ugh now everyone gone soft and can't have fun.
We lost everything with time
Rest In pie
@@koffinkat666lets also make sure to distinguish between people who can't take a joke (who do exist) and people who are tired of having their lives threatened and treated as an expendable demographic
@@Orion3101 True there is always nuance that is impossible to show in a YT comment.
I worked several times with John. Hysterical, and a true sweet and generous man. Always tipped his openers (one of about three comics in 20 years on the road who did) and would buy trays of shots for staff after the show. Miss him. RIP, John.
Happy to hear he was a good man
He was a great man he will be missed
❤italian❤
He was before my time and good lord i wish he wasnt, i was born in ‘05 and didnt know he existed till 23 and im really sad i didnt know he existed he sounds like such a wonderful man
What is an opener? The guy introducing him?
The delivery on "you eat like free willy" was just pure gold. The man was a legend. RIP
His timing was perfect.
rip?
@@swordlesslink83 the guy passed away almost 10 years ago
@@swordlesslink83: Rest in Peace.
The explanation after was even funnier 😂
He tells jokes not like a comedian, but like a good friend, I've never had the pleasure of seeing his shows live, but I imagine they were incredible.
I see him as the younger version of John Candy. I saw Candy as a favorite uncle, and watching his movies was like a family reunion that got good when THAT uncle arrived. The younger John was like a favorite cousin. I don't know what it is with the really big guys named John, but John Goodman is also a favorite, but he's not doing "cuddly" anymore. He was also family in the 90s.
As sad as I am that he's gone, I take some solace in the fact he never knew a world with no buffets or restaurants. Thank you John.
But can you imagine the buffet withdrawal jokes? Man, I didn’t even think of that. Bet he has the afterlife cracking up for eternity.
Amen.
Did he die because he was fat, or unrelated reason?
I’m not being a dick, I’m overweight myself
@@user-po4wn2em7dhe died from a pulmonary embolism. Being overweight makes the risk of that happening multiply by five.
Hed had lost a very considerable amount of weight, from the taping of this video. I believe he passed at about 50 years old.
I love this skit. Timeless.
R.I.P. John, you were one of a kind.
Far and away one of the most talented comedians ever. His ability to do multiple authentic accents, his expressions, singing skills and impersonations never cease to amaze. All done seamlessly!
Agreed. Truly talented, truly missed.
He did such a great job making jokes with stereotypes that didn't come across as insulting. He made sure it came across as friendly ribbing
@@TintagelEmrys Exactly, that’s one of my favourite parts. He always knew how to not just go “haha funny accent”, but knew where to draw the line. A true master of his craft.
@@TintagelEmrysYk I completely agree. Look at other comments tho and it’s sad that none of them can take a joke, they always take offense at the impressions. Let’s hear him do it in an American accent. Wouldn’t be nearly as funny.
@@brandonnotsowise2640 I have never seen a comment on a video where people are offended by him. I make it a point to look through the comments and most of them are about how great he was that he didn't focus on controversy or politics.
“He was rude though, he came out every hour” such a great line
Eat vegetable! Eat broccorri! You scare my wife!! LMFAO!
And u scare mine work out
D VAN shorties watching shorties!
Joe Allan
“WHY U HAV SPARE WIB U SO BIIIGGG”!!
😂 best part
Throw her on the grill.
...and hit me again!
He was so happy in almost all of his shows. I don't think I ever saw him sad. RIP my friend. Truly one of the best.
Christopher Walken it would be nice if this was really Chris Walken. If so your amazing, my favorite.....And that voice.. classic.
i feel like these shows were like therapy for our man
Met him after show at Caroline's in NYC, 15-ish years ago. In person, one of the kindest you'll ever meet.
We met him too at Caroline's. We truly miss John. The best ever. 💜💜💜
He really did have a Cherub-like demeanor
The foreign accents were pure gold mines for his routine. A true entertainer.
"I do believe I have blackjack. I was at the prime rib counter going 'Hit me again.'"
DeathNot e it depends on how they cook the prime rib.
Glad we both watched the video dumbass
Igor Blyat His comment has over 600 likes, yours has 3. Now tell me who the real jackass is jackass.
I love that even The Riot’s message mocking Igor has more likes than Igor now.
The Riot regardless of likes for quoting a line. It’s pretty stupid to quote a line of a video. It’s just a waste of comment space.
All John ever talked about was food but I could listen to his routines all day, every day. John Pinette made food funny! 😂
I agree and he knew he was heavy and had such a good sense of humor about his size and weight.
Well, food and misadventures. Lol, he was truly hilarious.
Food is universal. Im a skinny guy but I always love jokes about food. John took it to the next level.
The sad part is he lost 200lbs and dint enjoy his life much after because he passed away. Rip
As an Indian I can confirm that's exactly what Indian wedding music sounds like 😂🤣🤣
✌👊😎
Used to work with an Indian guy. His phone went off one day and scared the crap outta me.... turns out, it was music.
from the bride or groom........or both ????
Rishi Chakravarti His act couldn't pass the P.C. culture of today. LIBERALISM is a disease of failure, excuses and blame
@@mephInc 😂😂
The absolute most underrated, under-credited comedian of the past 100 yrs. God rest his soul. This guy could pull you out of deep depression.
John is the only comedian who can make me laugh til my gut hurt and not one over the top vulgar story. What a talent such a shame. RIP John!
A sign of true talent!
Breezy 1994 I know, I had tears running down my face laughing.
Breezy 1994 hi toots
Modern humor is just vulgarity (mostly inappropriate sexual situations) and rudeness. Funny in the "me too" era that this bullshit is so popular. Cards against humanity is a perfect example of this. The people who run that company are scum too.
I have to agree with you.
I haven't laughed like this in years.
"You go now!" ........... "You here four hour!".......... "You scare my wife!"
"Why you so big?! Eat vegetable! Eat brocorri!"
20 Years later: Father, THE FORBIDDEN ONE HAS RETURNED!
Andy Howard We still have your picture!
Lol love that punch line
ST.PETER "GAVE HIM AN OFFER HE COULD NOT REFUSE...
STAY HERE AND ENTERTAIN US...AND HAVE ALL THE HEAVENLY DISHES YOU CAN EAT..IN ALL ETERNITY AND NEVER GAIN WEIGHT! "..
I guess John MADE the choice WITHOUT BATTING AN EYE 👀!!"😅😂
I was lucky enough to see him once. I’ve never laughed so hard at a comedian in my life. His delivery, his mannerisms, just his joking, jovial personality on stage. Everyone was literally howling from start to finish. Such an amazing talent. Wish he was still here making us laugh. RIP
Best Buffet routine I've ever heard. Sad to hear he died.
TheBurgerkrieg That's what too much buffet and no exercise and no healthy eating will do to you!
thehoosierfortheUK do you have any idea how much wait he lost before he died...please dont fault the man he was working hard before the end
Adam Leventhal no I don't tell me, and that's great.
Show me the buffet CD
actually he died from a Pulmonary Embolism which has nothing to do with his eating.
I like how he "translates" what the japanese guy says. Brilliant.
Chinese, but whatever. Offensive either way
@@kaia2749 you poor little snowflake....
John Tavish care to elaborate?
@@kaia2749 Get over yourself its a fucking joke.
Kaia Harrison No, it was a Japanese guy. He first talked about a Chinese buffet owner and then talked about a Japanese buffet owner.
" Got yelled at againnn." LOL !
I met him and shook his hand. I humbly asked him if he would autograph my CD that I brought From his first stand up CD.
" To Dave . You go now "
John Pinette
"You scare my wife" 😂😂😂
You look like 'Fee weelee' "That's Free Willie"
Why you have spare lib, you so biiiiiig! Eat vegtaboo! Eat broccori!
I scare my wife,that's why she's changed my poison from whiskey to vodka,same proof but whiskey is war winning gear? It just is and that's that Pepperdog181@gmail
Son of a bitch still here look he go again
Pinette was a really funny comedian...nay, nay...one of the best!
I don't do ups. I do downs.
mephistopheles Ups defy gravity... gravity is a law; I obey the law.
This guy is hilarious 🤣 "you scare my wife!"
He had such a gift for composing a well written joke...dude owned the self deprecating humor element. Wish he was still on stage
He came into this world, made everyone laugh for 30 years, and then left. RIP
A real comedian the kids can enjoy. My kind of guy.
Weird
RIP John Pinette. We miss ya bud. You're still bringing laughs even today
I remember hearing of his passing in 2014. I don't usually feel a sense of loss with celebrity death but with John I still feel heartbroken knowing he was doing so well for his health right before his passing.
This man you can tell had a heart of gold and his comedy transcends time amd can still make me laugh in tough times like these. Gone way too soon John.
I don't wanna break anonymity but I was in a "treatment center" with John in 2012 and he was one of the sweetest guys I've ever met. Just a genuine big hearted and funny man who I feel honored to have spent time with. The way he is onstage is how he is off,just a real sweet guy and gone too soon. RIP John and rest easy funny man. You were great
But . . . you did.
Grass..
I read that he had developed a bad painkiller (opioid) addiction. It's, at the very least, reassuring to know he reached out and tried to get help. RIP John.
You did break his anonymity. Just because people pass doesn't mean it's ok to share their private business. Not cool, not cool at all.
@@therealunclep well aren’t we high and mighty.
''You can hear indian music coming from the bathroom, *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH* ''
HAHAHAHAHAAHHHH
Indian food huh bring a sandwich
I’m Asian, and I love this guy. R.I.P.
He is so wholesome, world could do with more people like him.
RIP John Pinette
Delivery was perfect, the jokes were perfect, and everything was just on point. I love him! He was so hilarious!
I’m being totally honest, I laughed out loud at basically every joke!
He's a great comedian.
20 years later....
"FATHER! THE FORBIDDEN ONE HAS RETURNED!" (Still Hungry)
"Prime ribs and pork chops and scampi oh my"
Drake Davis i scrolled to this comment exactly at the moment he said it LOL
Well Scampi is awesome. Shrimp, pasta, garlic, and lemon. It’s idiot proof and it tastes like heaven. What’s not to like?
@@cityhawk I'm reasonably confident butter is also involved. But still. yum.
@@cityhawk LOL. Yeah, you really can't go wrong with those ingredients. Damn it, now I want shrimp scampi.
Rest in Peace my friend
I've listened to his routine and shows with my dad for years, ever since I was 14. Every time he would have us in tears laughing. Even the reruns we would still laugh hard. He was a major part of my life and i will never forget the joy his comedy brought my father and I. Rest in Peace, Mr. Pinette. Hope you're making everyone in heaving cry with laughter too.
John was incredible!!! We lost him way too soon!! He was also a kind hearted man!!! RIP
what a loss. Great comedian. Good clean comedy which is rare nowadays.
Na you just gotta look. Ever seen John Mulaney?
john nordstrom n 😀o
Tee X um stfu that’s not what he was doing.
@Tee X Yea, definitely no shaming there. Just giving more imagery to the situation. He wasn't shaming anybody.
@Tee X You must be a 20 year old vegan sjw crybaby. You don't like this shit? Buh bye, ya little weiner.
John Pinette was the best EVER!
"where's the bathroom.. Way over there huh?".... Classic!
The subtle nuance of changing an accent from a Chinese Man into a Japanese Man 😂😂
I've watched this 4 times and it's still funny
Even at such a low point he was in the best of spirits and I was shocked and saddened to learn he had past 2 years later. Please everyone take care of yourselves,I don't know any of you but I like you. I like you because you're alive. Thanks for letting me comment everyone
He died in 2014....
"disneyworld in august' is my favorite routine of his. followed by "Japanese food/free Willy"
Oops, that should have been "fwee wirry"
Dude lived the dream let him be him
One of the best iI have seen in a long time.
I sadly was never able to see him live, but whenever I’m feeling really down, I always like to watch some of John’s jokes. Cheers me up every single time, R.I.P John, thanks for getting me though several tough times
RIP to one of the best
+The German love the logo...born in kopern & i agree, awesome comedian & clean as well #WorldChamps
+Chris K Thanks man and ya he was
The German aweeee Germany. Once a great nation but now it's a mess. In another 15 years it will be a Muslim country... so sad
Hugh Mungus True. same with Sweden I'm afraid
Hugh Mungus where the hell did that come from?
I love this guy. he was so talented and so cute. his bits makes you laugh without insulting anyone. I've watched his specials, I'm Starving and Still Hungry several times...always make me smile.
it's so sad he didn't live long.
jodi darling I agree . He seemed like a real joy to be around
I disagree - his China man and Japanese person routine was offensive.
+Stan Gable you're an idiot !
James Lee ....agreed...an idiot in every crowd...his tightie whities are a tad bunched.
+Stan Gable go fuck yourself you sjw piece of shit. that what they sound like
Eat at a German/Chinese buffet: an hour later, you're hungry for power!😁
"You be here four hour" is a line all my family and friends know... and use :) I introduced them to it.
One of the best stand up bits from the last twenty years. SO NICE to see a clip in HD!!!
Michael McIntyre
aeg2003 First time on the internet?
John Pinette is so classic. Comedy 101.
My two favorite comedians of all time....John Pinette and Mitch Hedberg. Rest in peace fellas......the good Lord must be laughing hysterically up in heaven right now
Didn't find John until after he passed away. Watching him through the tube, really know I missed a great man. RIP Sir ,but know you are still creating sore sides. Thank you.
As a German born in Japan...
You eat wike fwee wiwwy"
...still.....LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Adorable funny man.....clever not vulgar...refreshing
Heaven's much much more merrier now that john is with them.
And Earth is still horrible. Need People like John back.
His facial expressions are classic! Still makes me crack up to this day!!!!!!!!!!
RIP John Pinette, one of the all time legends, his legacy will live on in our hearts.
Ill never forget this bit, the water park bit and the skiing bit
Man I cried ! lol Chinese buffet this was the best !
What a wonderful and beautiful human.
Miss you so much John
Funny guy. Great singing voice. Clean. Self deprecating. RIP Big boy. No more standing in line. We miss you.
I've really had a bad a week. I've been depressed for days! But this had me Laughing Out Loud! Thank you John! Your comedy lives on and still brings joy to the world💜
This guy is funny as hell every time.
+fudgedog was
I love his Japanese accent 😂
Chinese?
@@patrickmcshane7658
He was doing both.
RIP John Pinette and thank you!! Listening to you on XM radio got me through many lonely nights driving a semitruck for years! Just now found out you passed away....YOU ARE AND WILL BE MISSED
It rhymes with bucket...I can tell you that much....discovered John after his passing..will never tire of his routines, until my passing..😎😎
Around the world in 80 buffets was on the New York Times best sellers list for 2 months!
Ruben Delgadillo wait it was an actual book?
Tristan Clark Yes.
@@pinkberry50 GTFO
True ?! That's awesome !
@@depaola63 It is, its actually kind of a interesting read.
He'll be missed.
At least he never MISSED the buffet table… haha
get it?
Larry Sizemore, he IS missed 😢
He sure will be. Dale.
He was one of my favorite comedians
I think if john had been around for the dean Martin roasts he would've killed him and foster Brooks together omg
John Candy, John Pinette, and Louie Anderson. Now we've lost them all. 😢 ... R.I.P. 🕊️
Brilliant! John proved that you don't have to "work blue" to be funny.
No idea what this meant so I looked it up:
"Blue comedy is a style of comedy that is off-color, risqué, indecent or profane, largely about sex. It often contains profanity and/or sexual imagery that may shock and offend some audience members."
@@MikeBrownLegend thank you
Blue collar humor
One of the funniest men who ever lived.
The first time I ever heard one of his sets, I literally pissed myself from laughing so hard and couldn't stop myself before my bladder exploded. The quality of his material and his perfect delivery is unmatched to this day. RIP, you god among men. A true legend of a man that the world will deeply miss.
Seen him many times, there will never be another John Pinette... not even close!
this planet needs more comedians like John Pinette... May he rest in peace
Master of his domain. RIP
+Jay so true he was a huge part of my childhood, I had tickets to see him then he die.
+XXXLTrousers45 he was also a huge part of that room.
His domain - you mean the buffet? ~ No buffets in death, doubt he's resting in peace.
Jay what the cemetery
Actually the master of the buffet....
Saw him live in 95 or so and laughed the whole time uncontrollably. Never experienced a comedy show so good as John.
I really loved (and still do) John Pinette's line delivery.
His facial expressions were the perfect punchline, and I love when that slow, gratified smile envelops his whole being as he waits for applause to die down.
John Pinette, I hope you're dancing in the sky. Thank you for the much- needed laughs! 💖
The original. The best. This clip is legendary!
Taylor Lords it is indeed brother
always loved this guy....pure comedy
This guy is HILARIOUS lol. At Starbucks working and this is really getting me through the day.
Nice meeting you for the first time sir Rest in Laughter 😂😂😂😂
I've been looking for this clip I remember seeing it when I was kid and couldn't find it since. Thanks for posting it.
Carlin is a genius.
Pinnette is just freaking hilarious!!
Man. Wish i grew up around john pinettes time. Guy was a genius. Rip john. Ain't many people like u anymore 😔
I'm 71, live here in the UK, but I would think that viftually no one had heard of him here during HIS lifetime other than any of those people fortunate enough to have seen him perform at the Edinburgh Festival which was a v funny piece of one of his later shows I've seen. IMO he was a comedic genius, I hope the buffet is well stocked wherever he is now. Rest easy, Big Boy 😂😂😭😭
He was on radio, Dead Guy in the envelope this morning. What a talent. Thanks for video. Absolutely the best. RIP John, gone too soon.
Love you John.......One of the best!!!!!!!
Simply one of the best comedic talents that I've seen, I always admired stand ups , I just wish l could have seen John live...
I just watched the video again, no matter how many times , I'm laughing till tears come out of my eyes! He was 😃 so great!
Peace be with you John. Thank you for providing us all the medicine of laughter. May love surround you now.
I thank the lord i was lucky enough to see this legend in person before he was taken from the world. Still brings me to tears laughing till this day!
loved him !!! and miss him we've lost all the best Candy , Farley etc....
Just discovered this guy in 2021, he’s got me rolling! So funny!
I just found him today in December 2023 I can't believe he already passed away Rest in paradise my friend you made a lot of people laugh
Good clean humor, outstanding talent!
One of the greatest! So sad he passed away so young. RIP John