Geeze....me too! Came here after being linked from his buffet routine. Three seconds after hearing him I knew his funny meter wouldn't dip...a great combo of content but especially its delivery! Sucks to then read he passed away. The good die young! RIP John.
@Yeezy, you don't know how right you are. No lines in heaven because heaven doesn't really exist. It's a lie believed by people who have no evidence at all.
This entire set deserves poetry snaps. I’ve worked in customer service for nearly 9 years and every word he says is true. If we don’t ask for those stupid cards or zip codes, we get penalized....why?!?😂😂😂
I swear to God...that thing he does (staggering-back, ready to blow) in response to the one in front (at McDonalds) asking "Whadda they have ?" that's just freakin' genious...cuz WHO has'nt experienced that 'momentary lapse of reason' where you're not sure if you can keep it under control or not ? DAMN if he was'nt an amazing witness to everyday human-behavior, and knew EXACTLY how to point it out to his fans...
YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING TOO OLD ...... TO HAVE FUN ..... ON LINE?? WHEN YOU ...... HAVE MR. PINETTE'S SCHTICK IN YOUR OWN MIND'S .... CHATTER ..... EVERY TIME YOU ARE ON LINE! OMG! ...... REALLY FED UP? LOL! .....
In the Drive-Thru at McDonald's I turn to my passengers and say what do you want? My mom's like can I get the Shrimp Basket? No? Well I'll take a mango milkshake....
OMG- I'd forgotten just how funny he was! I laughed so hard while watching this, I had tears running down my face & I went into a serious coughing fit, LOL. Thankfully, my roommate sleeps with his tv on & his door closed, or I'd have awoken him for sure... at 4a.m. It wouldn't have been pretty. 😅😅😅
Some times a little extreme but right on every time. I've been in those situations so often. I only recently found out about this guy and I've missed so much and it's so sad he is gone.
I feel the same way when I go to McDonalds, when looking for combo meals there's beef, chicken and fish shouldn't be that hard to pick, i know all the time whenever I go into one what I'm getting I wish people were the same. If little kids can't make up their mind make it up for them...they'll be happy so long as they get the toy.lol
I don’t know how John never got caught behind the “Party order” - where the person asks for 50 items and 25% is custom order and the Person ordering actually checks all the items for accuracy.... DARK SIED VOICE: *GET OUT OF THE LINE*
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"So he wipes the blood from his head..." gets me EVERY TIME!!! So sad he's gone.
One of the funniest comedians of all time. He is under-rated
This guy was hilarious I can’t believe I never saw him before.
Pinette vocalized what we've all experienced. " Get the f&%# out of line!"
what a blessing it was to see him live!
Lucky
John Pinetta was pure genius.
He definitely found his Purpose. Making people laugh and smile is key to our rough lives. God bless you John
I wish I would have discovered this guy's hilarious stand up before he died. RIP
he died in 2014 and you look young so you were probably 10 when he died so it isn't really your fault
Yeah it’s too bad, you would’ve missed out on all of the videos of him you can still watch now
He tells the story of going with his friends skiing and it is so funny.
I do as well.
Better LATE than never.
One of the all time best comedians. And a genuinely fine man. The angels are laughing hard in heaven.
I love when he said get out of the line. RIP
A jewel!
Clever, clean, self-effacing!
A true joy!
I still never browse at restaurants in memory of John Pinette
John is one of the GREATS... I miss you dearly!
His acting chops were just as good as his comedy, so sad he past before his full potential was realized.
Rest In Peace sir.
"my cherub-like demeanor" so goddamned funny.
No bread no carbs.. live on.
He's in my top 5 of Comedians i Wish i Could have seen Live!! RIP XX
“YOU GOT COFFEE UP THERE!? WELL FIX SOME OF THAT SHIT AND LET’S MOVE IT!” 🤣 My thoughts exactly.
Saw him four times. One of the funniest EVER RIP
I found him 10 minutes ago and fell in love with his work. Just found out he passed away, I wish I knew about him sooner.
Same story here
Geeze....me too! Came here after being linked from his buffet routine. Three seconds after hearing him I knew his funny meter wouldn't dip...a great combo of content but especially its delivery! Sucks to then read he passed away. The good die young! RIP John.
just found him now. Damm it he's dead. RIP
Me too
Ha, had I known before what RUclips, can link you too, I would have never needed to pursue that darn MA degree. :-D@Tubby in the Tub
I was laughing so hard, I had tears in my eyes!!!😂 TOO FUNNY!!
Johns probably in heaven right now saying "Get out of line!!" Lol, he was a rare funny comedian.
no lines in heaven
@@yeezywesty3651 Oh, there are lines. They're specifically set up for Big John to do his brilliant thing lol
@Yeezy, you don't know how right you are. No lines in heaven because heaven doesn't really exist. It's a lie believed by people who have no evidence at all.
rick dees maybe so but claiming something doesn't exist when you can't even prove it doesn't exist is just as bad. Ever thoug of that?
@@rickdees251 Oh look, the stereotypical angry atheist who has to tell people heaven and god don't exist lol. What a putz.
How do you get married, have kids, and buy a house if you don’t know what you want on your sandwich!? 🤣🤣🤣
Truth...
This entire set deserves poetry snaps. I’ve worked in customer service for nearly 9 years and every word he says is true. If we don’t ask for those stupid cards or zip codes, we get penalized....why?!?😂😂😂
"I ate the watermelon shark to prevent future browsing!"
This is some of the best clean comedy in the history of the artform.
John’s eyebrows make his face, his face makes the jokes, I love this routine!
You should find his routine about how he shaved his eyebrows for Hairspray. It's hysterical.
Funny funny dude! He says what a lot of us are thinking when we are in line!
One of the Classics!!
He was a comic genius I think it is fair to say.
You know a comedian is good when he can laugh with the audience. And I do mean WITH.
i'm pretty sure every comedian has done that but ok.
Poor Sod was only 50 when the Grim Reaper came for him.
Still he will live on in the laughs he gaves.
Thumbs up if you plan to start inserting the word "browsy" into every conversation from now on.
John’s impersonation of an Ewok was on point ! 😄
Rest In Peace Comedy Legend John Pinette God Bless Never Forgotten 🤣💚😇🙏
John was so funny! A Massachusetts guy!!
I swear to God...that thing he does (staggering-back, ready to blow) in response to the one in front (at McDonalds) asking "Whadda they have ?" that's just freakin' genious...cuz WHO has'nt experienced that 'momentary lapse of reason' where you're not sure if you can keep it under control or not ? DAMN if he was'nt an amazing witness to everyday human-behavior, and knew EXACTLY how to point it out to his fans...
yep they are right when they say ONLY comedians are balanced and logical people he was really nice guy im gonna miss him
YOU KNOW YOUR GETTING TOO OLD ......
TO HAVE FUN ..... ON LINE?? WHEN YOU ......
HAVE MR. PINETTE'S SCHTICK IN YOUR OWN
MIND'S .... CHATTER ..... EVERY TIME YOU ARE
ON LINE! OMG! ...... REALLY FED UP? LOL! .....
Here's 20 buy 11 of them.
God this should be sent to every tourist on the face of the Earth
Send money as vulgar mad deranged humor isn't funny or comey to all.
John is great!! First time I saw him watching this video tonight!! Would have loved to see him in person, what talent!!
"I'll give you money, and you give me my STUFF!!!!"
In the Drive-Thru at McDonald's I turn to my passengers and say what do you want? My mom's like can I get the Shrimp Basket? No? Well I'll take a mango milkshake....
He was such a talented guy.
I saw an older video when he was way larger and he was discussing all you can eat buffets. He looked like a whole different guy.
That's the video I came HERE from. That was funnier, IMO.
@@Hulk2k6 same, probably the same video. what a great man, making so many of us laugh and enjoy ourselves for a few minutes
Just found this guy! God I love him!!! 😂😂😂
I know how John Pinette feel I am the same way...Get outta the line
Damn, I've been watching him for two nights. I didn't know he passed until these comments.
We don’t have a Stone Cold Creamery. We have Diary Queen what ice cream treat, John was talking about. Diary Queen calls it a BLIZZARD.😂😂
He is simply amazing ❤
Such a talented comic!
Yet another comedian I didn't get to see in person.
boredi
He was the best .. Great clean humor... gone before his time..
OMG- I'd forgotten just how funny he was! I laughed so hard while watching this, I had tears running down my face & I went into a serious coughing fit, LOL. Thankfully, my roommate sleeps with his tv on & his door closed, or I'd have awoken him for sure... at 4a.m. It wouldn't have been pretty. 😅😅😅
Need more of him ASAP.
One of the most underrated lines how do you not know what you want on your sandwich!!! How do you get married hilarious
Some times a little extreme but right on every time. I've been in those situations so often. I only recently found out about this guy and I've missed so much and it's so sad he is gone.
I love this GUY !
Dude was awsome
I see some Lewis Black anger in this skit. Awesome.
I have to get coffee to stand in line for the coffee
I remember watching this stuff when I was like 6 or 7 and yeah it’s still funny
Love the Ewok voice!!
This hit home hard lol GET OUTTA THE LINE!! lmao pick what you want to order and THEN line up to order it.
This guy is awesome man!
I feel the same way when I go to McDonalds, when looking for combo meals there's beef, chicken and fish shouldn't be that hard to pick, i know all the time whenever I go into one what I'm getting I wish people were the same. If little kids can't make up their mind make it up for them...they'll be happy so long as they get the toy.lol
His vids sustains me
He remains of RIP Ralphy May.
RIP both of em.
RIP... John U Were The Best.... Clean Comedy...
"How do you live if you don't know what you want on your sandwich"?? I ask myself the same question right?
Miss him,too soon gone
I'm hungry so somehow i made it here to this video..
I was just introduced to John And I hoping to see him live then I found that he died, this man was very funny and keeping his act clean
Would u like chicken or chicken, get out of the line is my fav
Hope St. Peter doesn't ask for a card at the pearly gates......
John Gullo let’s just hope he’s not in a line where people don’t know how they died for have a coupon for their angle wings
RIP John
Get out of line says it all
7:01, very browsy. LMAO! How I can relate.
thats why i made this web app, just take a picture on the QR code and go directly on the menu and order. i hate waiting on the line. just like him 😅
Mr. Pinette is so, very, humour-what?! He passed? I'd no idea. R.I.P., funny man.
I don’t know if Starbucks is This Slow Now……I think they heard John Pinettes complaints and improved ‼️
Truly gifted comidian RIP
Legend and a great comedian
I don’t know how John never got caught behind the “Party order” - where the person asks for 50 items and 25% is custom order and the Person ordering actually checks all the items for accuracy.... DARK SIED VOICE:
*GET OUT OF THE LINE*
I'm with him on the Starbucks issue.
I loved him
taht voice "get outta the line" lolll i'd do it irl to people if I could do that.
"When I was 13 I added green pepper" lol
Sc0tt69 : How do you LIVE..... ??!!
Sc0tt69 that got me to 😆
just found this guy. so funny talking about food service without swearing
Lol, he sounds like a Gremlin when he gets frustrated!
An earlier special he says it his inner ewok or something like that.
He reminds me of Jackie Gleeson, (Ralph Crandon) the honeymooners.
NOT EVEN CLOSE ,THE KID IS FUNNY BUT HE IS NO JACKIE GLEASON !!!
subway part. LET IT BE TRUE.
Rest in peace sir
John was truly a funny guy. I bet he was a sweetheart on stage. He seems like a nice guy.. You end up really liking him during his act.
What would you like in your ice cream sir? HAM!!!
This guy is great very funny
John in heaven crackin jokes
Hope he aint gotta wait in line too long to get thru the gates
:()
poor guy had a lethal relationship with food.
1:59 I have never heard kfc compared this way!