"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." Genuinely one of the wittiest, well-delivered lines of comedy you will see at any point in human history. Damn he was great.
I really liked him. Clean, no profanity & filth. He weighed up to 450lbs. at one time and lost a lot of pounds. Ironic that when he lost all those pounds shortly after that he lost his life. Really Sad.
a nurse just told me today that I should start exercising and once I start I'd get addicted to it... I seriously told her "I'm pretty sure I could quit whenever I wanted" LOL
I discovered him after he passed away 😞 when I’m sad I listen to his comedy videos. I crack up when he says “get outta the line” 😂😂😂 RIP John Pinette 🌹
He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.
God he had such a warm smile, we really lost a truly great human being. He never had to use shock humour or insult comedy to be hilarious. RIP John Pinette 😔
You are so right about his smile. Every time he smiles it makes me smile, even tho I'm laughing hysterically already. I did not discover him, like some, until he had passed and that really made me feel so sad to know, that I'll never get to see him in person, like I was contemplating before I knew he was gone. You are loved John and your smile will always be the first thing I see when I think of you.
I was a fan of this man since 2004. I first seen him in the finale episode of Seinfeld, and later in the punisher. He was a very entertaining and funny man. It is a tragedy that he died at only 50. Rest in peace the late great Mr. John Pinette.
Oh, Nay, Nay! Tell me it isn't so! A hilarious comedian who, unlike so many in the industry these days, did not simply rely on profanity in order to make us laugh. I can't even see "Cake Boss" on the TV program listing without thinking of him ("I did not know.. you could arbitrarily declare yourself the boss of a food... I am now the boss of ham.") I look forward to hearing his jokes about life-- and the food-- in heaven.
He actually had his fat surgically removed (guess he wasn't losing weight fast enough, I don't know) and his body couldn't handle such radical change so it shut down. Damn shame, he was one of the few clean comedians I enjoyed.
I love this guy, an amazing comedian without being ignorant or crude. Great comedian 10/10 a real pioneer in todays humor, the rest of the comedic world should learn from him.
He was my all time favorite comedian. I finally bought comedy tickets for my friends and myself to see him at the Borgata as a Christmas present. Well, a few weeks after he died and I never got to see him 😕😕. He will be missed and was an amazing man.
He died in my hometown of Pittsburgh. So very sad. He was a great comedian. So glad his talent lives on in these great videos. Just love the line "ravolis and a nap" when he is finishing up on the "horrible machine."
When I finally got to like John Pinette's comedy he was already gone! If anyone could upload any more "full" standup shows, I'd really love to hear some more full shows.
saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around
I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha
"I went to the gym today" "Listen First, First Listen" "in feb i hired a trainer, i've had many since then", " some quit, some turned to drugs and alcohol" " 1 trainer quit the buisness and opened up a candy store seriously" " he makes the best maple walnut fudge i've ever tasted" lol lawd that dude lol
He is a very nice man, he shook my room mates hand and his brother's hand before the show when we saw him walking through the hallway at Zany's in St. Charles,IL.
I guess the only up he does and excels is stand-up comedy 😂 I’ve never found stand-up comedy that funny, I would smile, but I’ve never belly laughed. However this guy made me belly laugh in every clip I’ve watched. I’ve just discovered him a few days ago and I’m addicted. I lost it at the part where he talked about his trainers getting into drugs and alcohol or opened a candy store 😂😂😂 Very sad that he’s no longer with us. RIP John.
Boogie down is exercise if you do it right. So is bending down to touch your toes. Swimming downstream (though I'm sure swimming upstream burns more calories), and of course getting down to business, if you know what I mean ;). Then there's the downward dog position in yoga and the classic put-the-fork-down dinner table maneuver, there's actually a bunch of ways for non-uppers to get in shape.
What amazes me is, he has one joke. He's fat. That's it. But he finds a million different funny situations that keep him in fresh material, and from being boring.
I saw Andrew Dice Clay many years ago and I thought he was the funniest comedian I had ever seen. I was wrong John Pinette could have made this world a much better place heading around rest in peace background
"I don't do ups .....ups defy gravity......gravity's a law..... I OBEY THE LAW!" "OH YEAH! KOOL-AID'S HERE!" "Getting back in shape.....NO!" "RAVIOLIS AND A NAP! RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!" "So I'm not just big, I'm a carrier! People get big around me." "See that guy with the muscles over there.......THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ME!" -So FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! I laughed SOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
The ad was two guys talking with a bag of Lay's potato chips. The one guy says, "Lay's, this brings back memories." Hehe, I'll say. Who remembers lays?
I don't do ups.
Ups defy gravity.
Gravity's a law.
And I obey the law!
Hahaha
Blackbird25 dont you miss him?
He was the funniest ever!
Lmao me in gym
I say nay-nay!
"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I OBEY the law." Genuinely one of the wittiest, well-delivered lines of comedy you will see at any point in human history. Damn he was great.
it's not that funny. this is such lame humour. grade 3 kids would find it funny. if you think this is good comedy i genuinely feel bad for you
@@AA1319AI genuinely feel sorry for everyone who's around you. He's talking about his struggles with his life.
@@AA1319A: You appear to have zero sense of humor! I agree with GeorgeWitman!
Breaks my heart that he's gone. This is my favorite comedy clip of all time. He was such a funny guy.
I really liked him. Clean, no profanity & filth. He weighed up to 450lbs. at one time and lost a lot
of pounds. Ironic that when he lost all those pounds shortly after that he lost his life. Really Sad.
Rip John. You were the best👍💯
Cassandra Mitch ... oh my! What did he die from may I ask? Thank you
@@beckysisterinchrist4151 pulmonary embolism while he was staying at a hotel for a family reunion.
I was having such a good time until I read this comment.
a nurse just told me today that I should start exercising and once I start I'd get addicted to it... I seriously told her "I'm pretty sure I could quit whenever I wanted" LOL
Lol 😂
:
Hysterical... “if I do 45 min and live I am gonna have ravioli and a nap”.... I cried
I discovered him after he passed away 😞 when I’m sad I listen to his comedy videos. I crack up when he says “get outta the line” 😂😂😂 RIP John Pinette 🌹
He's my favorite comedian. I love that he pokes fun at his own journey. Most comedians get laughs by making fun of others, not themselves. I also love that he's absolutely hilarious without every other word being mother-this and f-ing that.
I totally agree with you
God he had such a warm smile, we really lost a truly great human being. He never had to use shock humour or insult comedy to be hilarious. RIP John Pinette 😔
He definitely used insults directed at himself!
You are so right about his smile. Every time he smiles it makes me smile, even tho I'm laughing hysterically already. I did not discover him, like some, until he had passed and that really made me feel so sad to know, that I'll never get to see him in person, like I was contemplating before I knew he was gone. You are loved John and your smile will always be the first thing I see when I think of you.
"I have such a long road ahead of me"
You sure did John. RIP
My all time favorite comedian and he has been since the late 80s when I first saw him. Rest In Peace. We love you John.
first time i ever saw John Pinette he was on an episode of ALF
I was a fan of this man since 2004. I first seen him in the finale episode of Seinfeld, and later in the punisher. He was a very entertaining and funny man. It is a tragedy that he died at only 50. Rest in peace the late great Mr. John Pinette.
One of the greatest comedians of our time.
He rarely swears and just relies on good clean humour with a good story.
He's the everyman comedian
Such a natural talent and a real funny man , he made you laugh without vulgarity and that's rare today
I've a few times he got a little raw but not much
John Pinette was a gifted comedian. He had so much talent. So sad that he passed away.
RIP John, thanks for the laughter.
Oh, Nay, Nay! Tell me it isn't so! A hilarious comedian who, unlike so many in the industry these days, did not simply rely on profanity in order to make us laugh. I can't even see "Cake Boss" on the TV program listing without thinking of him ("I did not know.. you could arbitrarily declare yourself the boss of a food... I am now the boss of ham.") I look forward to hearing his jokes about life-- and the food-- in heaven.
I think we all are looking forward to that
His material never gets old.
What a ripoff. He did all that work, lost a ton of weight, and *then* his heart goes. Such a great guy. Damn shame. Damn shame.
Brains Ironically fuck up Best comedian ever.
mia khalifa
It wasn't his heart.. it was his pancreas..but yeah. f
yeah, all that health shyte was pushed on him & his body said nope. :(
He actually had his fat surgically removed (guess he wasn't losing weight fast enough, I don't know) and his body couldn't handle such radical change so it shut down. Damn shame, he was one of the few clean comedians I enjoyed.
Thank you for the laughs withought the profanity~~prayers to your family~~RIP John
I love this guy, an amazing comedian without being ignorant or crude. Great comedian 10/10 a real pioneer in todays humor, the rest of the comedic world should learn from him.
taken way to young- RIP John Pinette, you will be dearly missed..
Such a tragic loss. He was such a great talent. Genuine guy.
He was my all time favorite comedian. I finally bought comedy tickets for my friends and myself to see him at the Borgata as a Christmas present. Well, a few weeks after he died and I never got to see him 😕😕. He will be missed and was an amazing man.
He died in my hometown of Pittsburgh. So very sad. He was a great comedian. So glad his talent lives on in these great videos. Just love the line "ravolis and a nap" when he is finishing up on the "horrible machine."
When I finally got to like John Pinette's comedy he was already gone! If anyone could upload any more "full" standup shows, I'd really love to hear some more full shows.
Pure joy, just love him. Great that we have so many RUclips videos of him...a legacy for the future of fun.
Miss him! But watching these, I still laugh…. Never forgotten
He and Louis Anderson were great comics. Self-deprecating humor is the best humor. It keeps the humble spirit intact. Pompous humor is the antithesis.
He really was truly gifted. Pity he went so young. RIP...thanks for making us laugh--a lot.
The greatest comedian that ever lived
My nephew and I love this. We know it by heart, recite it to each other verbatim. It's our thing.
Omg I forgot how funny he is, he was one of the funniest comedians I ever saw, I will miss him a lot, you did your job John, RIP
R.I.P. JP - this is my favorite bit. You will be missed but your comedy will live on!
This guy went to my current high school years ago, and I gotta say he's funny. Proud to be a fellow Lancer, John!
I hope all is well for you in your 20's my lad. John Pinette smiles down on you as well for his Alma Mater
Pinette... the best comedian ever
RIP
I rememeber after a really bad break up my dad showed me his stand up and I got soooo happy after.
before there was Gabriel Iglesias, there was John Penitte
Panda Face i would of loved to have seen these those do stand up
Except that John Pinette was basically clean.
@@stepaushi and funny too
Except John is funny
saw this guy twice. Love him. If you never seen a 40 year old man doubled over in pain and pounding on the table because he is in so much pain from laughing it is a site. Pinnette is the funniest guy around
You will be missed John.. Thanks for the laughs.. R.I.P. :' (
Great, great comedian. RIP big guy. "I don't do ups. Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law ..... "
I'm German and Norwegian, and I think he's fucking hilarious. His Ewok impression is pretty awesome too. "His head is as big as a manhole cover... we don't talk about it" hahahaha
Sad that he died so young. I never even knew him.
Definitely one of the greats. He will be missed.
It was obvious, from the big smile on his face, that he really enjoyed entertaining people. And he was a master at it.
Gravity is a law. I obey the law. LOL!
RIP John. Unfortunately I didn’t discover him until after he passed, but I am enjoying all of his content!
Truly missed. Such an incredibly funny and talented individual :(
"I went to the gym today" "Listen First, First Listen" "in feb i hired a trainer, i've had many since then", " some quit, some turned to drugs and alcohol" " 1 trainer quit the buisness and opened up a candy store seriously" " he makes the best maple walnut fudge i've ever tasted" lol lawd that dude lol
A master of comedy. So sadly missed.
"There's going to be a mushroom cloud over this gym!"
Apparently I was the Kool-Aid man, nobody ever said anything to me! 😂
He is a very nice man, he shook my room mates hand and his brother's hand before the show when we saw him walking through the hallway at Zany's in St. Charles,IL.
I am sad that he is gone and I am happy that he was here when I was here.
What I like best about John Pinette he didn't have to use foul language to be funny
John's great. I just met him by accident today in Chicago. He's doing a soldout show tonite at Zany's comedy club.
He's a very nice man.
"ups defy gravity, gravity is a law, I obey the law"
*LMFAO*
Gravity is a law, I obey the law. Love it!!
I can't stop!! I wanna stop but I can't stop!!!
This is just freaking HILLARIOUS!!
Such a sweet man. So deeply missed.
he has one of the warmest smiles ive ever seen.
It's sad to see him go I'm 9 and it's really nay nay because 54 he still had a long way to go rip
I guess the only up he does and excels is stand-up comedy 😂
I’ve never found stand-up comedy that funny, I would smile, but I’ve never belly laughed. However this guy made me belly laugh in every clip I’ve watched. I’ve just discovered him a few days ago and I’m addicted. I lost it at the part where he talked about his trainers getting into drugs and alcohol or opened a candy store 😂😂😂
Very sad that he’s no longer with us. RIP John.
Love this guys comedy. I wish I could see him perform...
John's gonna make the world scream with laughter and beg for mercy----forever!
R.I.P. John we miss you
John pinnette King of comedy for ever
This is a great comedian Unbelievable
he was, he died a few years ago. I guess the 'getting healthy' didnt work out.
He doesn't do ups. He told them that when HE SIGNED UP. Clearly he does some ups.
Ya, but he had to put some money down, so they cancel out.
Simon Wilder Oh... LMAO!
haha good one
@@simonwilder1994 haha good one
I love john pinette, so funny
unlike John, I'm in shape now. 'Round' is a shape!
"Ups defy gravity. Gravity is a law. I obey the law!" Classic!
i don't do ups lmao thats so funny i love this man lol
This man is precious!!
"Oh yeah! Kool-Aids Here!" That is my new catchphrase.
Boogie down is exercise if you do it right. So is bending down to touch your toes. Swimming downstream (though I'm sure swimming upstream burns more calories), and of course getting down to business, if you know what I mean ;). Then there's the downward dog position in yoga and the classic put-the-fork-down dinner table maneuver, there's actually a bunch of ways for non-uppers to get in shape.
Always funny, always good. Love his delivery.
lol we watched this in my health class today, i was laughin so hard i was cryin;D lmao haha
This is so brilliant.
i've lost 50lbs + in the last year and this is all i ever hear WOW YOU CAN REALLY SEE IT IN YOUR FACE
will be miss what a legend!!!
the winbago is my precious
What amazes me is, he has one joke.
He's fat. That's it.
But he finds a million different funny situations that keep him in fresh material,
and from being boring.
I don't know about you all, but that little pop at 1:42, even though it may have been unintentional, just added something to his eye twitching.
"Oh nay nay" my new catchphrase
"Raviolis and a nap raviolis and a nap" Priceless!
Rest In Everlasting Peace John Pinnette never forgotten ❤comedy legend 🕯️🕊️🕊️🤍🤣
I don't much like stand up comedians but this guy is really funny. He should have been given Jay Leno's spot on the Tonight show..
I saw Andrew Dice Clay many years ago and I thought he was the funniest comedian I had ever seen. I was wrong John Pinette could have made this world a much better place heading around rest in peace background
"I don't do ups, I told them that when I signed up"
Apparently he did sign-ups.
He seemed to be a very down to earth guy 😂
"I don't do ups .....ups defy gravity......gravity's a law..... I OBEY THE LAW!"
"OH YEAH! KOOL-AID'S HERE!"
"Getting back in shape.....NO!"
"RAVIOLIS AND A NAP! RAVIOLIS AND A NAP!"
"So I'm not just big, I'm a carrier! People get big around me."
"See that guy with the muscles over there.......THAT'S NOT GONNA BE ME!"
-So FUNNY!!!!!!!!!! I laughed SOOOO HARD!!!!!!!!!!!
R.I.P John
I miss him, one of my favorites
“Ravioli’s and a nap!”
Now there’s motivation!
RIP
Great stuff!!!!!!
I just love John ❤️
The ad was two guys talking with a bag of Lay's potato chips. The one guy says, "Lay's, this brings back memories." Hehe, I'll say. Who remembers lays?
so funny and clean
you GOTTA luv this guy