Triumphant Biden Announces U.S. Has Killed Man Who Kind Of Looks Like Osama Bin Laden
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- Опубликовано: 2 окт 2024
- This Week's Most Viral News: February 2, 2024
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Vegetables existing is one of the best parodies I've seen. We all know they don't exist.
Especially so-called "carrot type entities". Very scaretertaining!
I saw a vegetable once but I never said anything as I knew people would call me insane
My uncle saw some non-meat biologics in his back yard once. I swear!
i saw one once. .. it's true. they dress like haggisis's and bite when confronted. I heard my uncles friend lost a vita-min A because the vegetable bit him and venomised him with a toxin.. a non-bacon toxin called 'el-bacter-C++ '
CIA: 🥸☠️🥸
When you realize The ONION is a vegetable 🤯
Well i mean, the onion isnt real either.
@@NeonBeeCat it’s all connected
In more ways than one! I mean, at this point the channel is basically spamming GenAI content and reposting old crud… it's in a vegetative state and we can't be sure if it will ever regain consciousness.
So many layers of meaning! 😅
Big if true
"Whatever it is, it's not racist enough" LOOOL
Thank god people are finally waking up to the existence of carrot type entities
Post some new content!
onion is a vegetable that has many layers of complexity thanks ronald
Thank shrek
I'm glad that I got to watch this before it will inevitably be taken down by RUclips. Any video that talks about the existence of vegetables gets taken down.
Bring back actual videos, not just some guy reading an article to me. Where is Today! NOW
I want lake dredge appraisal
Im confused, is the Onion reporting real news now?
wdym real news? theyve been doing that since the start!! you must be an avid watcher of that fake news propaganda C*N n*ws bleeuuee
They always have, well just as real as Fox or MSNBC.
I'd say more real than those@@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket
What are you taking about? They are one of the oldest news networks to continue to report real news
My guy they are one of the most trustworthy news sources out there, they've always reported the least biased news out there for YEARS.
“I know it’s slang for charisma but I’m faking dementia to get out of spending time with my grand kids”
Nah smart grandpa move😂
I was 13 when i saw my first vegetable... it was other worldy my dad said it came straight from hell and i almost believed him. after we saw it we were met with a bright flash and awful smell of greens we found ourselves 30 miles away with no recollection of the last hour. the most horrific part was both me and my dad got checked out and for the first time in our family's history we were.... healthy
Daily wire level miss information
Farming Simulator is remote controlled agriculture. It makes sense now.
Wait till they find out the absolute mess I created on every farm just for fun.
NOOO JOE BIDEN WHYYY
FIRST OBAMA THEN YOUUU
😭😭😭
Like father like son
@@skyebawol3503 Best reply on this video. I nearly fell of my seat. 😂
He’s gotta follow something or he’ll get lost to the toilet
I thought I saw a vegetable in my refrigerator, but, thank God, it was an undercover pork chop.
Yes thank god… the FBI was almost about to come knocking before you mentioned the pork chop…I was almost worried for you myself.
I'm in love with the absurdism in the vegetable bit! If vegetables were real, no government official would be as collected as this one was. Brilliant work, onion!
The closed captions capitalized "among us"... the internet itself has gen z brain rot
Too much like too many Onion pieces of late--starts off real slow and then just fizzles out altogether.
I also enjoy reuploading my old videos as part of new videos.
do the news room segments wtf is this its just some genz bro talking
... It's hard to put into words just how much this sucks compared to what you guys were putting out 9-15 years ago.
So um, do you think The Onion is in on the vegetable conspiracy?
😂😆😅
The vegetables clip is available separately on the Onion's channel
the what channel?
Thank you Onion for making light of the darkness
I used to believe that vegetables were real but after the government confirmed it i dunno
Vegetables may be real; but birds are not.
if it flies it spies!
I never believed the rumours coming out of Russia that the Borscht were amongst us - UNTIL NOW !
Why aren't these separate uploads
Is it RUclips algorithm BS
If vegetables exist, how come I’ve never seen one while hunting?
Interesting
Love the Onion!
Mission Re-Accomplished
please bring back actually produced and acted videos
didn't they include this vegetable bit a few months ago?
I like how the majority of the content of the new Onion videos has nothing to do with the title of that video. Or do I?
Vegetables do exist.And they destroyed my life. For 16 years I've been going to VA (Vegetables Anonymous) but the thought for even a romaine leaf causes me to leave the porn I was watching and go pace the backyard in a mumbling, shakey sweat....God damn the Greengrocer pusher man!
Wow. A mash up of stale leftovers. Like a garbage disposal does.
I love how the onion makes fun of everybody, all sides. No one is safe.
if he kind of looks like him, probably his cousin. thankm you presiendtnt biden.
I found a tomato in my cheese burger one time, I threw it out immediately, and to this day, I refuse to admit that it was real 😢
One shudders to imagine an unpickled pickle
My favorite news source
damn this is so bad compared to The Onion's glory days that you'd think they got hacked by spammers.
I literally thought that at first lmao
What people don’t appreciate is that theere is not just one, but many, even dozens of different kinds of vegetables
Wtf is a vegetable?
Vegetables??
I thought Obammie got him?????
Take your pills Brandon.
Huey “the Kingfish”Long once wrote @Everyman a king Everyman a king, but no man wears a crown”. Trump said “Everyman (literally man) gets a crown, but mine is biggest”.
Boo! I like it when it's believable enough... for me to believe that... SOME people "ate the onion". That whistle blower should have at least said "birds exist" or something. :P Would have been even more awesome if he said "The earth is spherical" or "The moon landing was real" OR "The earth is flat" OR "The moon landing was fake" -- then lots of people would have eaten the onion! :D
"Vegetables do exist"
My cats stop licking themselves.
"Vegetables ... are real"
Cats are looking aghast at the screen.
"For decades, [...]"
Cats are too long, didn't listen.
Less than 2K and posted over 15 hours ago? Man what is going on? I remember when The ONN had something to say everyone dropped what they were doing and tuned in around the idiot box with out tin foil hats. What is the world coming to? Not gonna lie I forgot about the onion until like yesterday lol. Do BETTER
At least Biden finally has an accomplishment in his time in office.
LOL
Future Onion Headline: Former President Trump declares himself King of Hell…on Earth
And then the President graphically described watching his teenaged daughter shower for several minutes before climbing in behind her.
Oh, I get it! This youtube channel was put here to let the general public in on the dirty government secret! Onions!
Biased "comedians" always use baby gloves with their overlords 🙃
❤We love the onion! Unless you get bought out by pure evil... then we don't😊
No matter what it means just know that it will NEVER be racist enough
Can we next go after those that look like Pumpkins?
Golf courses, tired of FSB, KGB and 4 eyes
Joe Biden has done it again!
And they say the Onion loves Biden...lol
What next? Yogurt is real too?😱
The worst part about this video is after the recent special counsel report that Biden had "diminished capacities" and likely has dementia, which is as some commentators have pointed out approaching Dianne Feinstein levels of dementia, I genuinely can't determine what parts are satire and what parts are journalism.
Wtf is this channel?
The onion degrading it's quality sad event
I hate this vertical format in the onion
At least do it properly, don't add those blurry borders. Can't even full screen on my phone
Where was he located? In the MIddle East, like Iraq or something. His name? Osama al muhammad. He had the beard too man
Wow finally pulling back the layers of the vegetable story huh.
Nice Job Onion 😊
Make Potatoes Fries Again.🍟
My Granny Turned into a vegetable before dying...
The center of grading Presidential acts: Oh no that's not Osama at all, that's almost him. B+
All vegetables brought to you by Monsanto,braundo, the thirst mutilator.😂
Is this supposed to be funny?
Another great jobs report! Bidenomics is what winning looks like! 🏆
"The Onion is not a vegetable, and neither is the Glass Onion."
-not the FDA
Thank Goodness for The Onion. Securing the deep delve interviews with the -nations- peoples bestest interests at heart, despite them ownselves being an onion, one of the 'vegetables'. Amen to @TheOnion - May we all never suffer thanks to your sacrifices.
LOL
All straight Hwyte Amerikkkans can see it...
But not tomatoes,they's fruit...
wow, 2 millions subscribers, and only 90 views in two minutes.
I think a lot of them subscribed for old The onion content 10 years ago or so.
@@airpcon I know I did.
@@airpcon I miss the old onion
I believe [in fruit]
ok sarah silverman haha
2:31 Does anyone see the potato's face? It looks like a seal.
Bless our president
We kinda got him
Man has the Onion gone downhill
Call any vegetable, and the chances are good....!
We got him!
We got him
Among us ?
*WE GOT HIM*
Oh my god
*"carrot-type entities"* I can't 😂
Joe Brandon wins again gobbless
True
2:56 among us reference
Thakn u Mr president! 🫡
2:56 ඞ 🤨?
2:55 AMONG US??
Vegetables are real hit me deep 😊
Green tube lmfao
The reason they dont look for someone who vaguely looks like Chariman mao is because theyd be overwhelmed.
racism?