Inside America's Largest Right Wing Militia

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  • Опубликовано: 25 янв 2025
  • In the backwoods of Georgia, a controversial, right-wing, "anti-terror" militia group gathers once a month to complete field training exercises under the command of Chris Hill-a.k.a Blood Agent. This militia group, called the Georgia III% Security Force, is part of the Three Percenter movement, which is inspired by the unfounded claim that only three percent of colonists fought against the British in the American Revolution.
    VICE joins Hill and the Georgia III% Security Force during one of their monthly gatherings to see how they prepare themselves to "defend the Constitution from all enemies foreign and domestic" and see what they'll do to protect their guns.
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Комментарии • 77 тыс.

  • @meowpeep385
    @meowpeep385 4 года назад +20722

    As a Marine vet.. "is General out of bed yet?" tells me all I need to know about the group.

    • @akiokoh7481
      @akiokoh7481 4 года назад +3165

      Not hating on this group or anything, but I thought it was hilarious how he said: If I'm being attacked I want to move as quickly as possible. But when they shot guns to wake him up he barely moved. If that was a hostile force they could miss 20 shots and still kill him before he'd be out of bed lol

    • @tysonkrank6285
      @tysonkrank6285 4 года назад +967

      Bunch of pansies boy I tell u what.

    • @fgcampjr
      @fgcampjr 4 года назад +1454

      tyson krank literally a bunch of grown boys playing soldier, including some grown Tom boys. Funny if that guy, the general, is the smartest they got, I’m surprised they can dress themselves. These are the type of guys that are looking to kill someone then claim self defense.

    • @MrLewis91120
      @MrLewis91120 4 года назад +345

      😂😂 The General has to get his beauty sleep

    • @3ternal8urden
      @3ternal8urden 4 года назад +62

      Watching this at Hansen and literally came here to say the same thing.

  • @billymadison625
    @billymadison625 4 года назад +12027

    “War is delightful to those who have had no experience of it”

    • @myk_islive6471
      @myk_islive6471 4 года назад +581

      It's a defensive organization. They don't want a war.

    • @shodancat1000
      @shodancat1000 4 года назад +557

      @@myk_islive6471 of course they don't. nobody ever wants a war, and that's why war never breaks out.

    • @billymadison625
      @billymadison625 4 года назад +645

      Myk_isLive by definition a defensive organization exists for the event of war. I understand their sentiment but it seems disrespectful to veterans to wear their uniforms, give themselves ranks etc. when in reality this is all one step beyond airsoft

    • @genepeak6250
      @genepeak6250 4 года назад +23

      Roger that.....

    • @codyplaster2466
      @codyplaster2466 4 года назад +93

      Billy Madison that uniform serves the people.... your ignorance is offensive

  • @jonangorman6341
    @jonangorman6341 4 года назад +17449

    father : mumbling about usa political system.
    kids : ah shit here we go again.

    • @cheetoman42
      @cheetoman42 4 года назад +43

      Is that the logo for psionics?

    • @jordanthomas5474
      @jordanthomas5474 4 года назад +425

      Literally what the kids said lol

    • @NINJAHAM69
      @NINJAHAM69 4 года назад +201

      0:49 lmfao

    • @redpilledpatriot8484
      @redpilledpatriot8484 4 года назад +30

      He was talking about politics.. he was talking about the ground work of the country.

    • @SynValorum
      @SynValorum 4 года назад +31

      @patrick dean I can sit for a mile in under 7 minutes.

  • @rossphillips1602
    @rossphillips1602 7 месяцев назад +1011

    “After a black man got elected president I became really concerned for my safety” lmao

    • @thatdude2508
      @thatdude2508 5 месяцев назад +92

      He really stressed that Obama's middle name is Hussain too

    • @thesenate1844
      @thesenate1844 2 месяца назад +27

      ​@@thatdude2508His last name is Care

    • @slicedopen
      @slicedopen 2 месяца назад +6

      nope, he wanted to ban guns

    • @jamesaus7727
      @jamesaus7727 2 месяца назад +43

      "but we arent racist"

    • @showoofity50
      @showoofity50 2 месяца назад

      Only Muslim kids at gas stations need be worried

  • @norlandocastillo1217
    @norlandocastillo1217 4 года назад +5019

    The General can’t even get out of bed before the rest of the team.

    • @adamstephens5676
      @adamstephens5676 4 года назад +271

      Put him through boot camp and he would die lol.

    • @moronsafetybot662
      @moronsafetybot662 4 года назад +148

      He would relapse without his Miller lite

    • @youngw1ze
      @youngw1ze 4 года назад +7

      😆😆😆

    • @yengsabio5315
      @yengsabio5315 4 года назад +53

      His spirit is weak, and so is his flesh!

    • @jesussalvador8495
      @jesussalvador8495 4 года назад +49

      It reflects on to his group it bad leadership

  • @pauljohnson3317
    @pauljohnson3317 5 лет назад +1660

    Dad: Starts lecture
    Kid: "Here we go again."

    • @lickagoose5374
      @lickagoose5374 5 лет назад +27

      Paul Johnson this dude sais “the 3% mouvement has intelligent people” while this mans can’t get his own government right

    • @ktg5713
      @ktg5713 5 лет назад +6

      Lol

    • @СергейБильмандо
      @СергейБильмандо 5 лет назад +9

      Fixing for you:
      "Says"
      "movement"
      "these men"
      What a shame

    • @user-re7po
      @user-re7po 5 лет назад +29

      *dad grabs beer*
      Kid: “here we go again.”

    • @thumpemhunting8660
      @thumpemhunting8660 5 лет назад +2

      @@lickagoose5374 says the one who cant spell government right lol

  • @stara_garda_3
    @stara_garda_3 5 лет назад +10585

    Why are their military nicknames also their Xbox gamertags?

    • @geemanamatin8383
      @geemanamatin8383 4 года назад +195

      cause then they dont need to think to much on a different one.

    • @stara_garda_3
      @stara_garda_3 4 года назад +319

      @Nicholas Alexander yeah, these guys are more likely to get killed by a heart attack instead of muslim extremists.

    • @georgewashingmachine8403
      @georgewashingmachine8403 4 года назад +30

      *ILLUSION 100*

    • @High_rise12
      @High_rise12 4 года назад +16

      Orthodoxy Will Rise Again because they are idiots discussion over

    • @archetypealch3my290
      @archetypealch3my290 4 года назад +4

      Orthodoxy Will Rise Again cause it’s the new breed, the millennial breed jeeesh.

  • @KristianRamirez-vx1hq
    @KristianRamirez-vx1hq 7 месяцев назад +426

    “ I pray every day I don’t have to use these skills.” 😂😂😂what fuggin skills?

    • @skygamer2285
      @skygamer2285 25 дней назад

      Bunch Of rednecks role-playing a solder 😂

  • @SuperMegaMaxwell
    @SuperMegaMaxwell 5 лет назад +5953

    the only arrest they should be scared of is cardiac arrest.

  • @trentme09
    @trentme09 2 года назад +3763

    "I got a group of shooting buddies. We like to go out once a month or so and do some fun drills while we camp and drink over the weekend. Its a good time" would be a lot more understandable

    • @ytnNerdy
      @ytnNerdy Год назад +306

      Even kinda wholesome when you say it like that 🥲

    • @JoelHernandez-sh5un
      @JoelHernandez-sh5un Год назад +26

      My thoughts exactly

    • @floored3078
      @floored3078 Год назад +1

      Yeah, the whole 3% thing is bullshit. They are all in their mid 50s and up. Just started getting into it after the Obama Administration? Way too old. I don't care much for the convictions that they are spewing. They couldn't even fight the sandman. Just because you can squeeze a trigger, doesn't make you an adverse threat to anyone with any actual training LOL.

    • @clintonjfox
      @clintonjfox Год назад +86

      Without the LARP all that’s left is the domestic violence

    • @Goodstuffevery1
      @Goodstuffevery1 Год назад +6

      "I get my meals delivered and always where TWO masks and a face shield when I work from home"....woof right?

  • @Stzit
    @Stzit 4 года назад +3631

    This is the strangest Tupperware party I've ever witnessed.

  • @Cincy96
    @Cincy96 7 месяцев назад +1056

    These are all the people that would say "I didn't join because I'd punch the Drill Instructor for yelling at me", so instead they made their own Marine cosplay group.

    • @rugbyguitargod
      @rugbyguitargod 7 месяцев назад +12

      Bingo

    • @ThingsThatgobang96
      @ThingsThatgobang96 5 месяцев назад +5

      Fun fact. A lot of these people are veterans💀🤦‍♂️

    • @rugbyguitargod
      @rugbyguitargod 5 месяцев назад +46

      @@ThingsThatgobang96 washing out of boot camp doesn't count as being a veteran

    • @JimmyNeutron-e5j
      @JimmyNeutron-e5j 2 месяца назад

      @@ThingsThatgobang96really doubt that these guys are vets just look at the way they move and their body shapes. Their probably guys who failed marine corps training and think they are marines cus they went to boot camp

    • @juliuslmw
      @juliuslmw 2 месяца назад +2

      Not true.
      many of them served in the military for years

  • @CFCMahomet
    @CFCMahomet 4 года назад +1408

    “I want to survive it”.... but doesn’t take care of his primary weapon system, his body.

    • @stoontechguy
      @stoontechguy 4 года назад +154

      "Just want to prepare for anything" no medical training, no infrastructure repair training, no farm training, just army cosplay.

    • @SewerGvn
      @SewerGvn 4 года назад +44

      You know, I'd take them more seriously if they did. Gun training is nice but the one machine that needs the best maintenance is our bodies. Cardio, strength, endurance, stamina... all that matters in the event that some threat, foreign or domestic, comes and wreaks havoc.

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 4 года назад

      happened. Are you talking about did you see there drills that is hardcore .

    • @adoniscook643
      @adoniscook643 4 года назад +11

      Couldn’t run 10 miles if you paid em...

    • @MaltedJacker
      @MaltedJacker 9 месяцев назад +1

      Good observation. He’s feeding on the negative.
      I know.I do the same thing.
      It’s a sickness.

  • @vaishnav3735
    @vaishnav3735 4 года назад +1522

    Kid: Mom i want military
    Mom: we have military at home
    *MILITARY AT HOME:*

    • @WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms
      @WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms 4 года назад +6

      The Military at Home has a lot less Nazis in it than our Military overseas does,so what's really White Supremacist? The Militias or The US Government?

    • @zhukov7923
      @zhukov7923 4 года назад +7

      Still better than the NFAC

    • @elchuzalongo4339
      @elchuzalongo4339 4 года назад +4

      @@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms what

    • @aaronpaterson15
      @aaronpaterson15 4 года назад +10

      @@WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms theres a reason you have no likes

    • @bruthamann5697
      @bruthamann5697 4 года назад +1

      @@zhukov7923 true

  • @sandequation2653
    @sandequation2653 4 года назад +4506

    Black man discussing the Confederate south: "Well, it wasn't the *best* of times but..."

    • @kerrlakeguy4089
      @kerrlakeguy4089 4 года назад +116

      The south would be a dream if it wasn't for the damn Yankees

    • @mypantsarefilledwithbeans6508
      @mypantsarefilledwithbeans6508 4 года назад +491

      Bear Digh Well except for the slaves... and the traitors... and the struggling economy...

    • @Gpiforever1
      @Gpiforever1 4 года назад +352

      He’s brainwashed

    • @kerrlakeguy4089
      @kerrlakeguy4089 4 года назад +12

      No I'm not you're probably just a high schooler who don't know what your talking about.

    • @Gpiforever1
      @Gpiforever1 4 года назад +103

      Bear Digh ha please you wish I was just a high schooler I think your referring to yourself

  • @remirussin7240
    @remirussin7240 2 месяца назад +61

    Devote your entire life to preparing for an emergency situation
    Never change the battery in your smoke detector

  • @QeIios
    @QeIios Год назад +3734

    He gives me "Send me to Iraq and I'll end the war in a week" vibe.

    • @vince11harris
      @vince11harris Год назад +10

      😂😂

    • @Itsyaboygert
      @Itsyaboygert Год назад +7

      I’m pretty sure he was in Iraq

    • @mario_nustiu
      @mario_nustiu Год назад +90

      ​@@Itsyaboygert same serve 2 times with simon riley and soap even captain price lmao

    • @donniedowner1686
      @donniedowner1686 Год назад

      Nobody wants to fight banker's wars anymore.

    • @ApexHooper11
      @ApexHooper11 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@mario_nustiu😂😂 too funny

  • @troglodyte3745
    @troglodyte3745 Год назад +956

    “High speed, low drag” *sips beer and hits cigarette*

    • @christianderkatch7664
      @christianderkatch7664 10 месяцев назад +19

      You just explained the whole military so yeah 😂

    • @troglodyte3745
      @troglodyte3745 10 месяцев назад +7

      @@christianderkatch7664 you right, nicotine, alcohol and energy drinks

    • @Kay_Money-no2sp
      @Kay_Money-no2sp 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂

  • @NedWasHere94
    @NedWasHere94 4 года назад +1633

    “I’m ready for whatever threat short of a nuclear bomb“
    **Goes to a cardiologist**
    “Why do I hear boss music?”

    • @ucom0574
      @ucom0574 4 года назад +19

      To be fair he’s safe if a bomb hits him as it will bounce off him

    • @spartan1010101
      @spartan1010101 4 года назад +13

      “So your systolic pressure is 150, I think you should be more considerate for your health”
      “150 HP? That’s boss level health, what’s there to be worried about”

    • @crimsonhalo13
      @crimsonhalo13 4 года назад

      *Wilford Brimley has entered the chat*

    • @ahmadsuleman9045
      @ahmadsuleman9045 4 года назад

      This guy when he realizes the average amount of uranium fissioned (1 gram) has 18 billion calories: T A S T Y

  • @thatmitchellguy
    @thatmitchellguy 5 месяцев назад +132

    Watching this makes me glad I spent the last 21 serving and actually being trained instead of playing dress up with other adults just to shoot guns and pretending there’s a mission 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @Whoopsie1447
      @Whoopsie1447 5 месяцев назад +5

      Thank you for your service.

    • @thatmitchellguy
      @thatmitchellguy 5 месяцев назад +3

      @@Whoopsie1447 Appreciate the support! 🤝

  • @lilcheetuh9341
    @lilcheetuh9341 3 года назад +3774

    I was wondering how they were all in such good shape. Glad they showed us their training regiment

    • @daddyodeath9157
      @daddyodeath9157 3 года назад +80

      Underrated comment 😂😂

    • @halwentz8994
      @halwentz8994 3 года назад +54

      Leave bacon out for a trap then shot them with rainbow-colored paintballs. They'll just all go home.

    • @caramellatte7247
      @caramellatte7247 3 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @ebperformance8436
      @ebperformance8436 3 года назад +18

      They’re the elite SS stupid……Trumps Turd Reich will live on! ………..for a day.

    • @danapaul3216
      @danapaul3216 3 года назад +11

      Nobody is going to disarm the public. These idiot religious fundamentalists need to be disarmed. They are a threat to our way of life.

  • @dionwashington6871
    @dionwashington6871 4 года назад +547

    "we gonna get our PT in"
    says the dude who had beer and cigarettes for breakfast

    • @ExtinctSS
      @ExtinctSS 4 года назад +15

      That's actually a real Marines breakfast.

    • @camwwilson
      @camwwilson 4 года назад

      LOL

    • @marcelopepinho
      @marcelopepinho 4 года назад +4

      Imagine for lunch ....

    • @troyb4533
      @troyb4533 4 года назад +2

      There's nothing here.
      Without someone screaming in your face calling you a failure and that you better do better or else you might as well go crawl back to mommys basement and play make believe. You have nothing.
      This people are a joke.

    • @Datsyukiandeke
      @Datsyukiandeke 4 года назад +1

      Dont forget the side of bacon grease

  • @onyxsolo1
    @onyxsolo1 4 года назад +461

    Dad: Son, you need to make that mile faster.
    Son: why don't you show me how it's done?

    • @eightysix2092
      @eightysix2092 4 года назад +2

      LOL !!!

    • @cappuccinosnephew1382
      @cappuccinosnephew1382 4 года назад +7

      @brett linthicum No, but you shouldn't be borderline lethargic and not be able to run 100 yards without being completely out of breath.

    • @gracie2814
      @gracie2814 4 года назад +1

      brett linthicum most of the time, yes

    • @chinkenstrimps
      @chinkenstrimps 4 года назад +1

      @brett linthicum yeah bro thats how leadership works

    • @chinkenstrimps
      @chinkenstrimps 4 года назад +3

      @brett linthicum i dont know a good leader that doesn't lead by example

  • @jacobheman8640
    @jacobheman8640 7 месяцев назад +68

    “How do I get a job as a teenager where I can look cool and wear a cool military uniform without actually doing the hard part and joining”

  • @christopherfalcone6277
    @christopherfalcone6277 3 года назад +1818

    Remember the “You’re disrespecting a future US Army soldier!” kid.... This is him now, feel old yet?

    • @popcorn8153
      @popcorn8153 3 года назад +25

      I thought he would be playing paint ball in army fatigues. I've seen it, its cringe.

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 года назад +5

      Saw your reply on TDMstevo's comment

    • @kenpe8295
      @kenpe8295 3 года назад +20

      That kid is actually apparently a rapper now

    • @denierdev9723
      @denierdev9723 3 года назад +5

      @@kenpe8295 ..

    • @irommel6209
      @irommel6209 3 года назад +14

      That kid actually ended up joining the army

  • @a.mmobile2998
    @a.mmobile2998 7 лет назад +17590

    meal team 6

    • @emilianoward5963
      @emilianoward5963 7 лет назад +253

      Now that's funny !!

    • @russetwolf13
      @russetwolf13 7 лет назад +457

      Last in line to PT first in line to the chow hall.

    • @mederius
      @mederius 7 лет назад +125

      laughed harder than I should of at this comment thank you.

    • @shanemcdowell3628
      @shanemcdowell3628 7 лет назад +11

      lol

    • @sosatube8545
      @sosatube8545 7 лет назад +1

      ayan amjad games 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @BrandonAilion
    @BrandonAilion 4 года назад +1801

    "we don't talk to the media" said directly into a vice camera

    • @tyson302
      @tyson302 4 года назад +50

      Clearly an absolute genius

    • @WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms
      @WocklessGamingforAnimeMoms 4 года назад +47

      @@tyson302 He probably meant mainstream news stations,rightfully assuming the type of liberal stoners who watch Vice might be more sympathetic to his Anti-Government Creed than CSNBC would.

    • @peterpan6027
      @peterpan6027 4 года назад +6

      Zane Goodeker Yeah funny thing is that if some of these guys actually talked to some hippies odds are they could probably get the hippies to join them . They have similar aims , both want the government to leave them the Hell alone .

    • @shavedata5436
      @shavedata5436 4 года назад +2

      He was saying that a lot of them don't want to talk to media, ie, "they say 'we don't talk to media'"

    • @samdacosta4676
      @samdacosta4676 4 года назад +2

      U underestimate vice. They will have an interview with almost anyone.

  • @canesfan6173
    @canesfan6173 Месяц назад +46

    These guys are why some people should get a library card instead of access to the internet.

  • @JohnBoyJoy
    @JohnBoyJoy 9 месяцев назад +1116

    Hilarious how the dad in the beginning, criticizing the son about running. When the dad looks like the only running he does is on a video game while sitting on a couch

    • @rossphillips1602
      @rossphillips1602 7 месяцев назад +38

      The only running he does is running his mouth

    • @Prophetofthe8thLegion
      @Prophetofthe8thLegion 7 месяцев назад +21

      Bro was fucking sweating walking up the stairs

    • @Bartman1.0
      @Bartman1.0 5 месяцев назад +2

      It's better than sitting on the couch once a month stuffing your face she cares about the Constitution apparently where you stand mister

    • @WackWacky-vc5ed
      @WackWacky-vc5ed 4 месяца назад +2

      But like, he was kinda right tho, when I was in 5th grade I ran a 7minute mile after 2 weeks of training. Im in 8th now and last time I time myself it was 5 and a half. Most people on the team don't push themselves like I do. They talk to each other during practice while I'm too exhausted to speak, they take 5 minute breaks every mile because they are "too tired to run anymore", and when we talk about whose the fastest it always " your so lucky you have a runner's body" or "your so luck you have so much endurance" and even, "I'm slow because I'm not skinny like you" (you would be if you ran harder). The dad telling his son to push harder is not unreasonable, its actually good advice. He wasn't mean about it or anything and I would most definitely not say he was criticizing. I've give that advice to people and they usually push themselves more after hearing it. But idk maybe the dad really was put of touch🤷

    • @WackWacky-vc5ed
      @WackWacky-vc5ed 4 месяца назад

      Sorry for my grammar😂

  • @marlonboquin01
    @marlonboquin01 3 года назад +3070

    “It’s a piece of cloth it doesn’t mean anything” Is a very weak argument in defense of the rebel flag. I guarantee you when these guys see an isis flag they don’t just say it’s a meaningless piece of cloth.

    • @Therabbitsideoflife
      @Therabbitsideoflife 3 года назад +131

      exactly what I was thinking lol

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 года назад +304

      them: the rebel flag is just a piece of cloth
      them when someone burns an american flag: *visible anger*

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 года назад +34

      @@bradleedaniels5072 and slavery

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 года назад +20

      he deleted his comment lol

    • @sharms_silly
      @sharms_silly 3 года назад +21

      a black dude said this though lol

  • @CountDogula7
    @CountDogula7 5 лет назад +4142

    That kid seems like he secretly disagrees with his dad on just about everything

    • @lickagoose5374
      @lickagoose5374 5 лет назад +628

      I feel bad for kids who live in extreme homes, u can’t share ur opinion

    • @michicarp
      @michicarp 5 лет назад +406

      Yeah, the dad seems like an absolute psycho who wouldn’t hesitate to hit his children.

    • @FrodoTbag
      @FrodoTbag 5 лет назад +193

      @@michicarp As much as I feel for the kid as my dad was very similar in terms of giving lecture and shouting down differing opinions, most of these people don't hit their children, not even spanking. Otherwise the kid won't have the balls to say "here we go again".
      As a side note, it was my mom who act as the nice mom who do everything for her kids and known to her neighbor and friends for being a nice person, spanked me a couple of times. Some for good reason, some completely arbitrary.
      Don't be so quick to judge, there is a fine line between verbally shouting down differing opinion due to being a close minded person and physically silencing opposition.

    • @jackrose5077
      @jackrose5077 4 года назад +41

      It actually seems like he doesn't really understand what his dad is saying lol

    • @CountDogula7
      @CountDogula7 4 года назад

      and how old are you?

  • @gsteezy39
    @gsteezy39 Месяц назад +18

    Having the “thin blue line” flag, and the “don’t tread on me” flag flying on the same line is fucking hilarious.
    Brother, who do you think might be the ones that would do the treading?🤣🤣🤣

  • @rabidrabbitshuggers
    @rabidrabbitshuggers 5 лет назад +7685

    "Christianity has never forced anyone to convert at knifepoint."
    *The Spanish Inquisition has entered the chat*

  • @ftv2376
    @ftv2376 3 года назад +9047

    “I don’t think anyone has been forced to convert to Christianity at gun or knife point” *the entire Spanish empire*

    • @B0ltActionPenis
      @B0ltActionPenis 3 года назад +344

      The crusades

    • @shamusson
      @shamusson 3 года назад +70

      @ChristoFascist 69 based guy right here

    • @gianflores4866
      @gianflores4866 3 года назад +236

      The spaniards also did some “preaching” in the Philippines too. It went as you would expect. But not as bloody as the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @henryhaile1653
      @henryhaile1653 3 года назад +41

      @ChristoFascist 69 lmao your country took it up the tailpipe from moors for 800 years

    • @guap3228
      @guap3228 3 года назад +69

      Manifest destiny?

  • @geoffygeoff9391
    @geoffygeoff9391 4 года назад +3353

    Wants to protect himself and his family. Ignores the smoke detector with low battery.

    • @KindaOutofHere
      @KindaOutofHere 4 года назад +44

      That's like saying I run the fire department very safely when your firetruck is about 40 years old

    • @adrian457896
      @adrian457896 4 года назад +28

      Typical liberal. Isn’t a political party that wants to change the constitution to stay in power forever a lot more dangerous than a smoke detector with low battery? We all know who hates the electoral college to stay in power forever and the 2nd amendment to disarm the opposition...

    • @carlostorres633
      @carlostorres633 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @probablynot2day557
      @probablynot2day557 4 года назад +5

      I mean. As long as he changes it before it stops beeping life goes on.

    • @dwaynesmith1133
      @dwaynesmith1133 4 года назад +9

      He hates you if you don't believe in his god? ? Sound familiar to anybody? ?

  • @classmst89
    @classmst89 Месяц назад +16

    Grown men cosplaying as tough guys is just funny 😂

  • @chrisbecenti4727
    @chrisbecenti4727 3 года назад +700

    Scrolls through comments
    Brain: “man I wish I said that”

  • @mikemorrison1690
    @mikemorrison1690 4 года назад +5151

    Calling yourself "General Holy War" definitely doesn't make you seem like a crazy person.

    • @tonyajackson2891
      @tonyajackson2891 4 года назад +59

      Probably a Q nut too..

    • @KingGh0st_o
      @KingGh0st_o 4 года назад +18

      😂😂😂😂

    • @depressedglub32
      @depressedglub32 4 года назад +132

      Whats with all of their callsigns? Were they made up by kids in kindergarten?

    • @KingGh0st_o
      @KingGh0st_o 4 года назад +157

      @@depressedglub32 too much Black Ops dude

    • @depressedglub32
      @depressedglub32 4 года назад +60

      @@KingGh0st_o for fuckin sureee. Spent too much time in the cod lobbies

  • @lukalaitadze3649
    @lukalaitadze3649 3 года назад +1107

    I want an army
    mom: we have an army at home
    army at home:

    • @pzavis25
      @pzavis25 3 года назад +11

      Underrated

    • @notyourbusiness1352
      @notyourbusiness1352 3 года назад +3

      I was reading the previous comments and replies and be like man they arguing tf...but after reading this I laughed hahaha

    • @millsykooksy4863
      @millsykooksy4863 3 года назад +2

      😂😂😂

    • @Pulang_Diwa
      @Pulang_Diwa 3 года назад +5

      TECHNICALLY they really are an "army at home". Lol.

    • @lukalaitadze3649
      @lukalaitadze3649 3 года назад +1

      @Yeah Yeah its just a joke

  • @Cowboybiker87
    @Cowboybiker87 2 месяца назад +40

    I’m all for protecting our constitutional rights, but these people look like a bunch of clowns playing army out in the woods.

  • @willm678
    @willm678 Год назад +3963

    I couldn’t stop laughing at him criticizing his son’s mile time in the beginning while drinking a beer and then smoking a cigarette right afterwards

    • @DonJohn87_YT
      @DonJohn87_YT Год назад +254

      Zero self-awareness, but remember the important thing is to "empty the tank" xD

    • @crankymcgee
      @crankymcgee Год назад +205

      Drinking and smoking is probably the most military thing he does

    • @KosherPorky
      @KosherPorky Год назад +36

      7;55 is a really slow time to be fair

    • @placeholdernameisplacehold7671
      @placeholdernameisplacehold7671 Год назад +108

      ​@@KosherPorky Its a small child, and 7:55 is faster than most adults.

    • @bdemar2k12
      @bdemar2k12 Год назад +27

      ​@@KosherPorky He's like in middle school or grade school. When I was in 5th or 6th grade I tried really hard one time got a 7:45 an got a "sub 8 mile club" shirt and not a lot of people had that. I remember on track team 3 people in our grade did a sub 7. By the time you're in high school if you're competitive yeah you're doing sub 6 for sure but not at that age.

  • @gneusch7917
    @gneusch7917 4 года назад +8078

    I think these guys would really like airsoft.

    • @csnider_1281
      @csnider_1281 4 года назад +306

      G Neusch until they mix up their guns

    • @jioriku
      @jioriku 4 года назад +90

      I play and I can confirm. Right wing but super cool and weebs lmao

    • @casey-capri2914
      @casey-capri2914 4 года назад +165

      That's all these guys really want to do... they're such frikin losers i cant even handle it. A bunch of uneducated racists. I'd love to hear why the "general" decided to start the 3% after obama was elected. It's because he doesnt like blacks... it's that simple.

    • @Donfryesmustache
      @Donfryesmustache 4 года назад +121

      @@casey-capri2914 you are trippin dude

    • @nighthawknation2405
      @nighthawknation2405 4 года назад +14

      Snaps neck to save ammo

  • @StephanieHill
    @StephanieHill 5 лет назад +617

    You know a troop is pooped when the general wakes up last. XD

    • @leonidas231
      @leonidas231 5 лет назад +35

      by general you mean normal guy that probably never did anything

    • @atw196
      @atw196 5 лет назад +14

      @@leonidas231 yeah lol...most of those dudes probably don't even have real military experience/tactics...they just some type of wannabes

    • @DES2nd9512
      @DES2nd9512 5 лет назад +3

      Lol Sounds like you never have been in the military.

    • @leonidas231
      @leonidas231 5 лет назад +8

      @@DES2nd9512 5 years USMC, 0331

    • @DES2nd9512
      @DES2nd9512 5 лет назад +3

      @@leonidas231 did ya sleep through it? haha. cause you should know by now no officer or upper enlisted shows up "on time". part of where the whole hurry up and wait thing comes from.

  • @BeNiceOrCry
    @BeNiceOrCry 7 месяцев назад +25

    Kid: "Here we go again" I felt that.

  • @cbr8391
    @cbr8391 3 года назад +2190

    I wish they would do a “Where Are They Now” follow up

    • @zhongxina8426
      @zhongxina8426 3 года назад +187

      Probably dead or about to be dead from Covid

    • @alejandroherrera6568
      @alejandroherrera6568 3 года назад +22

      @@zhongxina8426 bruh

    • @ismth
      @ismth 3 года назад +2

      @@alejandroherrera6568 🥲

    • @itsmefool8056
      @itsmefool8056 3 года назад +47

      I'm guessing half of them are gone due to the pandy😂

    • @jameslutian1977
      @jameslutian1977 3 года назад +91

      @@zhongxina8426 I'd bet you $100 not a single one died of Covid, but you can go on hoping that (disturbingly) if you'd like. I hate these people, but Covid has created normalcy among people wishing mass death upon others they disagree with. It's disturbing af.

  • @AK_AVFC
    @AK_AVFC 4 года назад +780

    Kid: mom can we have army?
    Mom: no we have army at home.
    *Army at home:*

    • @plmoibutfbvterdbnukyv
      @plmoibutfbvterdbnukyv 4 года назад +11

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    • @SomeGuy-fl1gz
      @SomeGuy-fl1gz 4 года назад +2

      @Al Barbarī can I keep the cookie 🥺🥺🥺

    • @crim22
      @crim22 4 года назад

      Lol 😂

    • @Santaclau5e
      @Santaclau5e 4 года назад

      Best comment 😂

    • @hyper2370
      @hyper2370 4 года назад

      Bruh

  • @Indbolwebelieve
    @Indbolwebelieve 4 года назад +1197

    Funny part is the training, after smoking,eating shit and drinking soda lets do 10 min lazy push up and 8 hour gun shooting

    • @josephburns8426
      @josephburns8426 4 года назад +46

      At least they are doing something

    • @prime8nate
      @prime8nate 4 года назад +33

      Correction: Drinking Miller Lite

    • @TheKalihiMan
      @TheKalihiMan 4 года назад +4

      I Have All The Toilet Paper Don’t disrespect one of the only drinkable light beers brewed in the US. Keystone Lite is more like it.

    • @ladycatfish2896
      @ladycatfish2896 4 года назад +7

      We don't really know how much time they spent training, they just showed a brief portion of it is all....
      Would you really want to watch the video if it showed them exercising for 30 mins?
      What I found funny was that fat black dude doing sit ups. But then again, kudos to him, he is trying to be fit.

    • @giovannicontreraz225
      @giovannicontreraz225 4 года назад +3

      That’s freedom

  • @benbatchelder8941
    @benbatchelder8941 Месяц назад +13

    Using Gandhi as a source for defending the 2nd amendment had my DIEING

    • @sweetp198
      @sweetp198 Месяц назад

      Hmmm maybe do some reading of history of how the British disarmed India

  • @nikolai3620
    @nikolai3620 2 года назад +2930

    I can't imagine the dedication required to become a Gravy SEAL. Let alone an operator with MEAL Team 6.

  • @matthewshryock9913
    @matthewshryock9913 7 лет назад +4114

    Knew this was legit when i saw the Miller Lite can.

    • @germ445
      @germ445 7 лет назад +61

      and the vape

    • @jimstan1795
      @jimstan1795 7 лет назад +96

      OhBlackWater...poor asian lady...has to have kids with a Fat White Alcoholic Abuser White Guy. she'll turn up being shot dead. its bound to happen

    • @DeeDeeCHAUNCEY
      @DeeDeeCHAUNCEY 7 лет назад +8

      he couldn't put it down.

    • @amypeplinski6276
      @amypeplinski6276 7 лет назад +24

      he's got class those are talls

    • @amypeplinski6276
      @amypeplinski6276 7 лет назад +65

      lmfao this guy mentions stereotypes right after they show him drinking a 16 oz. Miller lite and smoking a cigarette in the house no less. maybe Jr. could get his time down running the mile if he wasn't second hand smoking two packs a day.

  • @anthonygarrison4310
    @anthonygarrison4310 Год назад +583

    The gear these guys are using kills me. Can we talk about the guy with the pistol on his vest hanging loose and pointing directly at him lmao

    • @JoseRodriguez-ry8bt
      @JoseRodriguez-ry8bt 10 месяцев назад +12

      Walmart gear..

    • @vince11harris
      @vince11harris 10 месяцев назад +3

      It’s embrassing

    • @iredwolf9571
      @iredwolf9571 9 месяцев назад +12

      Even my airsoft gear looks better💀

    • @edwarddeere4925
      @edwarddeere4925 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@iredwolf9571yeah they’re using the load bearing surplus vests which are complete trash.

    • @iredwolf9571
      @iredwolf9571 9 месяцев назад

      @@edwarddeere4925 or cheap Amazon vests

  • @amandaricciotti5219
    @amandaricciotti5219 Месяц назад +9

    The kid going "ah, here we go again" says it all 😂😂😂😂

  • @hszkwmszk777
    @hszkwmszk777 3 года назад +533

    "in christianity, I've never heard of a situation where people are commanded to convert non-Christians at knife point or gun point" my guy just str8 up told he did not study history beside American Revolutionary war and times after that

    • @EQOAnostalgia
      @EQOAnostalgia 3 года назад +16

      Catholics do not = Christians. Something many of you need to learn. Broad generalization is frowned upon... until it fits your agenda right?

    • @bens4241
      @bens4241 3 года назад +49

      @@EQOAnostalgia I don't think any mainstream christian faith hasn't engaged in colonial conversions backed by violence either of the state of private citizens. Anglicans, LDS, Presbyterians, its been done by all of them,

    • @JDG-hq8gy
      @JDG-hq8gy 3 года назад +29

      @@EQOAnostalgia The Christian God sends people to hell for eternity for not believing in him, that sounds like coercion to me

    • @mmohunter5485
      @mmohunter5485 3 года назад +7

      i mean i'm pretty sure he was more talking about modern times but yeaaa wasn't the greatest look

    • @JDG-hq8gy
      @JDG-hq8gy 3 года назад +31

      @@EQOAnostalgia Catholics are Christians, if you believe that Jesus Christ was the messiah, as per his surname, you’re a Christian.

  • @kobemichail7743
    @kobemichail7743 4 года назад +277

    "Gandhi said that the worst time in India was when guns, where outlawed" I'm just picturing Gandhi with an M4 lmao

    • @braiangabriel638
      @braiangabriel638 4 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @clarencesmith467
      @clarencesmith467 4 года назад +23

      Rambo was based off the life of Gandhi 🤣🤣

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish 4 года назад +8

      Gandhi was like "Where is our B-52s?!"

    • @dinostudios6579
      @dinostudios6579 4 года назад +8

      Not hard. He is a nuclear warmonger after all.

    • @tanmayarora46
      @tanmayarora46 4 года назад +8

      In India, it's actually very very hard to own firearms. What is he on about?

  • @reeceryan1600
    @reeceryan1600 7 лет назад +2860

    personally i don't trust anyone named lieutenant boogieman to uphold anyone's rights in any situation

    • @alexverdugo3560
      @alexverdugo3560 7 лет назад +66

      Reece Ryan That's why its your duty to uphold your rights so u don't rely on other people to uphold them for u

    • @thenumbern9
      @thenumbern9 7 лет назад +125

      Reece Ryan what about general poopie butthole?

    • @anthonya.7958
      @anthonya.7958 7 лет назад +36

      You could uphold your rights without being this foolish.

    • @sloth_7665
      @sloth_7665 7 лет назад +11

      Reece Ryan it's just a nickname, same thing happens in the military

    • @skshighful
      @skshighful 7 лет назад

      That way.

  • @FlacoFlakes
    @FlacoFlakes 7 месяцев назад +71

    It’s the smoke detector “beep” for me at 19:56 that was the cherry on top. 😂

    • @metaljunkie8393
      @metaljunkie8393 2 месяца назад +2

      he’s so worried about his rights, but not his right to replace the damn battery 🤣

    • @InternetUniversityyy
      @InternetUniversityyy 10 дней назад

      Thought only blacks did this

  • @tunagca
    @tunagca 3 года назад +778

    i love how they have their thoughts like this and take absolute no fucking care to their physique

    • @josephbuckley5961
      @josephbuckley5961 3 года назад +10

      All I've seen is people take the piss outta their weight. goes to show people have no other argument about anything else lol I don't get that. Feels like defeat!!!

    • @tunagca
      @tunagca 3 года назад +13

      @@josephbuckley5961 feels like nonsense

    • @DATWagonator
      @DATWagonator 3 года назад +2

      @@tunagca correct, you are nonsense.

    • @homosexualpanic
      @homosexualpanic 3 года назад +19

      who needs fitness when you got semi-automatic assault rifles. 'MURICA!

    • @FearPhoenix
      @FearPhoenix 3 года назад +10

      @@josephbuckley5961 if you want to act the part, then take care to LOOK the part at least.

  • @VentilatorenBumser
    @VentilatorenBumser 3 года назад +1381

    "Mom can we get US Army?"
    "We have US Army at home"
    US Army at home:

  • @lordhumongous4272
    @lordhumongous4272 10 месяцев назад +2141

    This is like a real life South Park episode

    • @crunchwrapsupreme9372
      @crunchwrapsupreme9372 10 месяцев назад +50

      THEY TOOK ERR JERBBSSS

    • @lordhumongous4272
      @lordhumongous4272 10 месяцев назад +19

      @@crunchwrapsupreme9372 day derk er jerbs?

    • @l.a.smithgaming1533
      @l.a.smithgaming1533 10 месяцев назад +4

      It’s constitutional

    • @johnny-yi2oi
      @johnny-yi2oi 9 месяцев назад +5

      I think I even heard someone say "freedom isn't free" (it costs folks like you and me)

    • @SAYGUTTBEX
      @SAYGUTTBEX 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@crunchwrapsupreme9372 Migrant workers lower the cost of labor.

  • @gavinmesc8636
    @gavinmesc8636 Месяц назад +7

    The irony of him wearing an FBI hat while claiming the federal government can get too powerful is absolutely hilarious

  • @collapsingquantumwav
    @collapsingquantumwav 4 года назад +437

    Before and after doing pushups, it is highly recommended you smoke 2 cigarettes at once.

    • @bouncingsoul777
      @bouncingsoul777 4 года назад +1

      😂

    • @mTravelfoot61
      @mTravelfoot61 4 года назад +2

      They never let u smoke or have tobacco in basic but u smoked on duty

    • @joshstamps6718
      @joshstamps6718 3 года назад

      You must be in the army

    • @DustinThomas
      @DustinThomas 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, it's better to suck on that VAPE while you act like Antifa. +1

    • @robertfleischmann1688
      @robertfleischmann1688 3 года назад

      The post workout smoke is the most important smoke of the day.

  • @TheMechgun25
    @TheMechgun25 5 лет назад +374

    "here we go again", god, that kid is the most relatable person in this video

    • @elpookay
      @elpookay 5 лет назад +11

      poor kid, hope he can still see thru the bull when he is older

    • @imlivingunderyourbed7845
      @imlivingunderyourbed7845 5 лет назад +7

      He should've said "Ah shit" in the beggining of that sentence

    • @Tvaccount15
      @Tvaccount15 4 месяца назад +1

      @@elpookaythere is no bull

    • @elpookay
      @elpookay 4 месяца назад

      @@Tvaccount15 hope you can see thru the bull when you are older.

    • @hannotn
      @hannotn 2 месяца назад

      @@Tvaccount15 No, just pathetic Christofascist racists who don't fit in the modern world.

  • @dylanstiffler2611
    @dylanstiffler2611 4 года назад +674

    "Mom, can we have the Army?"
    "No, we have the Army at home!"
    The Army at home...

    • @primordialbias8711
      @primordialbias8711 4 года назад +10

      And it's so pathetic looking too. I mean, just look at that guy at 7:38, he just chambered a round and then holstered his pistol, you are asking for someone to get shot at that point for a negligent discharge. Or 14:08, where this guy doesn't seem to understand the point of a bipod. Or cover, for that matter. Seriously, airsofters have more dignity than this.

    • @bennyagainsttheworld3123
      @bennyagainsttheworld3123 4 года назад +2

      Primordial Bias hahah bruh I just noticed that

    • @trentkillians6999
      @trentkillians6999 4 года назад +14

      Funny all you idiots talkingshit but I guarantee they will be more ready it hits the fan that you will ever be

    • @trentkillians6999
      @trentkillians6999 4 года назад +6

      So pathetic that all you morons are letting our hard-earned freedom be taken from us but it's okay you idiots will be running in circles when we survive

    • @mkgzt
      @mkgzt 4 года назад +5

      @@trentkillians6999 I was in a shtf scenario and let me tell you -- these people wouldn't last long on the field lol. Best advice I got for them is to just hide in their basements and hope to run away with a red cross convoy if it's in the area

  • @hashaskinner
    @hashaskinner Месяц назад +25

    These people are sad. Imagine not just enjoying the beauty of life and instead focusing all of your time on non existent boogeymen.

  • @Moviebro
    @Moviebro Год назад +1923

    Field exercises once a month… They really are the gravy seals.

    • @varunkrishna1138
      @varunkrishna1138 Год назад +28

      This got me giggling fr

    • @Elrond_Hubbard_1
      @Elrond_Hubbard_1 Год назад +138

      He's part of the elite Meal Team 6.
      Before that, this guy was in the Green Buffets where he did three tours of the food court while serving under Colonel Sanders.

    • @dudebro91-fn7rz
      @dudebro91-fn7rz Год назад

      ​@@Elrond_Hubbard_1lol

    • @bleachyfishy
      @bleachyfishy Год назад +18

      Here to save thanksgiving

    • @austonbrady792
      @austonbrady792 Год назад +4

      i Didn't think they were getting paid to do this as their job?

  • @dreadpool8708
    @dreadpool8708 3 года назад +4611

    "I've never heard a situation where people are commanded to convert non-Christians at knife point or gun point"
    Boy, this guy definitely failed history class.

    • @susanray8811
      @susanray8811 3 года назад +83

      He failed Civics class and Government classes as well. Every time he's on camera there's either a cigarette or ... a beer. Well, except for when the gunfire and ppl were unable at first to awaken him. Maybe he had too much beer the night before at his drinking party?
      Do we inform them now or later that ALL LARGE militias have been infiltrated? COINTRLPRO is alive and well and functioning these days.

    • @SaraH-jn5db
      @SaraH-jn5db 3 года назад +155

      Bold of you to assume he wasn't homeschooled and just never taught it

    • @susanray8811
      @susanray8811 3 года назад +69

      @@SaraH-jn5db Naaaww ... it has nothing to do with being ... "bold." I'm just smart enough with enough intellectual curiosity to never cease my educational endeavors. BUT it doesn't take much education to see thru the man's well-honed ignorance. What's your excuse?

    • @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield
      @soggmeisterlasagnagarfield 3 года назад +36

      They are literally doing a better job of repelling people from Christianity with their ignorance than all of the militarism involved with Christianity for the past 1500 years. I'm a Christian but I'm not stupid.

    • @Manuelabor1978
      @Manuelabor1978 3 года назад +48

      He never showed up to class. Too busy pumpin kin

  • @moea4907
    @moea4907 4 года назад +551

    “we are here to defend our families and friends with our guns”
    *Coronavirus Enters the chat*

    • @user-jg3qh2cq7e
      @user-jg3qh2cq7e 4 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @brickboydior8126
      @brickboydior8126 4 года назад +7

      So if people start killing for your toilet paper you would wish these were your friends.

    • @phuqueu9237
      @phuqueu9237 4 года назад +1

      Corona virus is a lie and an attack on USA by corrupt pedos caught on Epsteins cameras.

    • @user-jg3qh2cq7e
      @user-jg3qh2cq7e 4 года назад

      @@phuqueu9237 yes something very pishy about the countries that are targeted the most. Americas economy is trash now expected 20 million unemployed

    • @chrismitretodis319
      @chrismitretodis319 4 года назад

      Corona is fake my man. Just like the people spreading it. If they trying to remove the 2nd amendment you'd be amazed at what their willing to do. Bill Gates believes in population control and he has the vaccines to do it. Get ready for Corona.

  • @somesortofcommie
    @somesortofcommie Месяц назад +15

    'I've never heard of non-christians being forced to convert at gunpoint!'
    Ya've never heard of the spanish inquisition, have you?

    • @justdontcallmezesty
      @justdontcallmezesty 7 дней назад

      lets compare that to islam
      In the Middle East
      Muslim rulers forced Christians to pay taxes and ransoms, and sold Christian children into slavery. Christians who refused to convert were executed.
      In Pakistan
      Islamic institutions and clerics have been found to have beenforcing religious minorities to convert. Some girls are kidnapped and married to older men in exchange for money.
      In Spain
      The Crown of Castile, the Crown of Aragon, and the Kingdom of Navarre all forced conversions at different times in the 15th and 16th centuries.

  • @MrJohnledd
    @MrJohnledd 3 года назад +3235

    I feel like someone should tell them they need to be physically fit also.

    • @Spear995
      @Spear995 3 года назад +128

      Nah. Let them eat their eggs and bacon.

    • @jayrose6312
      @jayrose6312 3 года назад +21

      Um, they were bad ass with that PT! 😂

    • @halwentz8994
      @halwentz8994 3 года назад +8

      fit or fat?

    • @microracer6
      @microracer6 3 года назад +71

      larger targets

    • @jayrose6312
      @jayrose6312 3 года назад +12

      @@microracer6 that’s so effed up, but also soooooo true! 😂

  • @mentalphysics1941
    @mentalphysics1941 3 года назад +738

    I like how he’s telling his son that he shouldn’t have anything left in the tank, yet he can hardly recover from doing push-ups and is the last to wake up.

    • @MC-oh1ju
      @MC-oh1ju 3 года назад +17

      Always with a Miller lite can too

    • @rawdawg938
      @rawdawg938 3 года назад +3

      100%

    • @catwaterboy
      @catwaterboy 3 года назад +29

      He always has nothing left in the tank, lead by example.

    • @andrewchapman5659
      @andrewchapman5659 3 года назад +5

      Yeah but he gave it all that was in the tank ... and thats all that matters lol

    • @Alster123456
      @Alster123456 3 года назад +8

      Under 8 min mile is perfectly fine too. Dad acts like the kid is gonna become a professional runner or something.

  • @phunkzaddy1766
    @phunkzaddy1766 4 года назад +863

    I don’t trust anyone who smokes in a room with no windows

    • @cedricnorman6563
      @cedricnorman6563 4 года назад +27

      I peeped the bottles of vape juice. Trust no one that smokes and vapes.

    • @mrlonerstoner2211
      @mrlonerstoner2211 4 года назад +2

      Yall sound goofy 😂

    • @ericflores1986
      @ericflores1986 4 года назад +4

      I will trust a cracked head from my neighborhood rather than this Called of Duty Fanatics

    • @janschuurmans3146
      @janschuurmans3146 4 года назад +1

      Tey are just a bunch of fascists.Fools!!!

    • @WV_Raised1983
      @WV_Raised1983 4 года назад +1

      Hi it's your friendly neighborhood cracked head just checking making sure you don't have any crack I can smoke. Please and thank you, God bless

  • @dudeimbaked1112
    @dudeimbaked1112 6 месяцев назад +19

    0:17 Telling his son that he runs slow, how fast do u run a mile in big guy

  • @Alex-ev6lu
    @Alex-ev6lu 5 лет назад +288

    >3%
    >thin blue line flag
    >gasden flag
    holy mother of cognitive dissonance

    • @uuhhhmicrotone2435
      @uuhhhmicrotone2435 4 года назад +15

      TheErudite Sesquipedalian bruh when it comes to cops these people want to be tread on

    • @brentc4303
      @brentc4303 4 года назад +8

      Larpers are always easy to spot...

    • @noahsherwood2445
      @noahsherwood2445 4 года назад +4

      all they're missing is "no step on snek"

    • @dandelo6479
      @dandelo6479 4 года назад +7

      Nonono you don’t get it they want libertarian values but they lick boots on the side for fun. They’re against the theoretical police but not the real ones. The government they are against is simultaneously the ones they actually like because they think the cops are on their side... The “I think I’m for freedom but I actually have authoritarian tendencies sometimes (when it comes to people I don’t like)” people. Truly the pinnacle of extremism.

    • @GreekRussian367
      @GreekRussian367 7 месяцев назад

      ???? You can support police and also not support tyrants... When police do their job they are not treading on people, like your suggesting.

  • @bigdawgj6742
    @bigdawgj6742 4 года назад +148

    "We're not just a bunch of drunks"
    "Hold my...ummm"

  • @PotatoJonson
    @PotatoJonson 4 года назад +959

    “Here we go again” = this kid has a chance.

    • @comradepadraig6691
      @comradepadraig6691 4 года назад +8

      That was what I said.

    • @acethayersr1586
      @acethayersr1586 4 года назад

      m.ruclips.net/video/rmAsm2FMG1k/видео.html

    • @hypo658
      @hypo658 3 года назад +21

      @@hotdogpepper8410 weirdo

    • @TriniLush7
      @TriniLush7 3 года назад +10

      He’s gonna be the family rebel

    • @sheenomeechi
      @sheenomeechi 3 года назад +1

      What was the timestamp for this?

  • @someguy4645
    @someguy4645 Месяц назад +6

    1:14 Eleven people who never served in the military, disrespecting our uniforms.

  • @welsyee
    @welsyee 3 года назад +620

    when you get into a firefight but diabetes gets you before the enemy

  • @fanghur8165
    @fanghur8165 3 года назад +785

    "We're not anti-government"
    later: "The government could shut down. Wouldn't that be great"

  • @OscarGonzalezTheRealOne
    @OscarGonzalezTheRealOne 7 лет назад +3318

    Was this a covert Miller Lite commercial?

    • @kurtcorbie523
      @kurtcorbie523 7 лет назад +36

      Oscar Gonzalez I just died laughing

    • @curtissimmons6512
      @curtissimmons6512 7 лет назад +11

      Oscar Gonzalez 😂😂😂😂

    • @auburnboi09
      @auburnboi09 7 лет назад +15

      It was soooo obvious!😂😂

    • @tstealth9412
      @tstealth9412 7 лет назад +1

      Oscar Gonzalez are you a fool or what, I guess your a fool.

    • @BushmasterRaZ
      @BushmasterRaZ 7 лет назад +19

      Oscar Gonzalez yeah... Anybody else notice how he turns the can label toward camera lol.

  • @unfoldingdasein
    @unfoldingdasein Месяц назад +7

    I don't know if "It's are heritage," and "It doesn't mean anything; it's a piece of cloth;" are compatible statements. Clearly this means something to you.

  • @waynefoster2264
    @waynefoster2264 7 лет назад +1978

    Ain’t nothing like a cigarette and a beer 🍺 before your workout

  • @Meatpopsicle2050
    @Meatpopsicle2050 4 года назад +291

    They’re prepared. Prepared to polish off a pizza all by themselves.

    • @chownetwork5199
      @chownetwork5199 4 года назад +3

      Brandon Baker 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @drsw4187
      @drsw4187 4 года назад

      Patriots don't carry AK 47"s.

    • @Adick1994
      @Adick1994 4 года назад +3

      they did one pushup then it was time for lunch haha

    • @indiopeltier9758
      @indiopeltier9758 4 года назад +1

      hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahah

    • @adibfarhan3902
      @adibfarhan3902 4 года назад

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @hetzer5926
    @hetzer5926 4 года назад +3089

    “I’ve never heard of non-believers being converted to Christianity by knife point”
    *the Spanish Inquisition* “Allow us to introduce ourselves!”
    Also, wow, it’s clear not many of you have watched Monty Python

    • @hetzer5926
      @hetzer5926 4 года назад +9

      Keelan Jeffers, they are different, but not by much.

    • @israellara89
      @israellara89 4 года назад +73

      Keelan Jeffers catholics are christians.

    • @lsjionredlinesupercharged2049
      @lsjionredlinesupercharged2049 4 года назад +30

      Im Christian but the Christian crusaders where burtal.

    • @jpara617
      @jpara617 4 года назад +8

      @ Israel Lara
      Uh no there’s a huge difference, in doctrine at least.

    • @hetzer5926
      @hetzer5926 4 года назад +41

      @@lsjionredlinesupercharged2049, brutal is beating someone to death with a brick, brutal is cutting off someones hands, brutal is burning someone to death. The crusades weren’t brutal...they were beyond brutal. Their the reason why I fear any extreme religions and religious extremists.
      Also gotta agree with Israel Lara, Catholics and Christians are different in mainly doctrine. However they do worship the same god and Jesus so it’s mostly just how they worship THATS different. But honestly, these days the Catholics are some of the better religious people in my opinion, especially here in the south. Baptist’s and Evangelicals can be, well, passionate in their beliefs. Passionate like “you don’t believe the way I do your a fucking awful person who’s going to hell no matter what” passionate.

  • @NikoLopez-b6r
    @NikoLopez-b6r Месяц назад +3

    “I REAALLY hope i will never have to use my training in a real life situation” you pray for a national emergency every day lady.

  • @samuelwalker3688
    @samuelwalker3688 4 года назад +3156

    The only left wing they need to worry about is from KFC

  • @lawnprinter300
    @lawnprinter300 3 года назад +333

    “Corporal Harley Quinn”….”Lt. Boogieman”….”General Holy War/Blood Agent”…..jfc how can they expect to be taken seriously lol

    • @thomasjordan1373
      @thomasjordan1373 3 года назад +29

      Like the kkk with the grand imperial wizard

    • @Luca-pz2pv
      @Luca-pz2pv 3 года назад +18

      You think they know Harley is bi?

    • @CulturalOasis
      @CulturalOasis 3 года назад

      @@Luca-pz2pv She isn’t even a real person…. 🙄

  • @Mumbowjumbow
    @Mumbowjumbow 3 года назад +2563

    I find it entertaining that they have self assigned military ranks.

    • @Imfrommars444
      @Imfrommars444 3 года назад +97

      When the government is against us we need to learn to defend ourselves.

    • @halwentz8994
      @halwentz8994 3 года назад +267

      I'm a 23-star general !!

    • @halwentz8994
      @halwentz8994 3 года назад +87

      @@Imfrommars444 LOL!!!

    • @-data
      @-data 3 года назад +33

      @@halwentz8994 It is not a joke though, laugh if you want.

    • @halwentz8994
      @halwentz8994 3 года назад +67

      @@-data Hmmm! Laugh or don't laugh.... decisions, decision...

  • @Starsstripesandspectacle
    @Starsstripesandspectacle 6 месяцев назад +7

    “I don’t think anybody has been forced to convert to Christianity and gun or knife point!” *NOBODY EXPECTS THE INQUISITION!!!!*

  • @rik3849
    @rik3849 3 года назад +521

    "Let's get our PT done"
    Still laughing 20mins later

    • @Friedhofswolf
      @Friedhofswolf 3 года назад +13

      Me two 😂 reminds me of Iraqi jumping jacks… these guys instantly dies a heart attack after a simple 1 mile run

    • @tanilorn
      @tanilorn 3 года назад +7

      After beer for breakfast and a few ciggies lol

    • @gabrielguzman6018
      @gabrielguzman6018 3 года назад +4

      I'm still laughing at their names.... Boogie Man, Harley Quinn and Cowboy wtf 😂

    • @ebperformance8436
      @ebperformance8436 3 года назад +3

      I want to be agent orange…..I have 1 pickup truck and a decommissioned Sherman under my command…I’m a 78star general.

    • @dynhamik
      @dynhamik 3 года назад +1

      I can't breathe! 😭

  • @NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R
    @NEVERMAKESVIDEOS3V3R 3 года назад +281

    "Its not how fast you mow down terrorists, its how well you mow down terrorists fast"
    *forgets to chamber his rifle*

    • @chandrachud
      @chandrachud 3 года назад +14

      that was the stupidest fucking thing I've seen in a while And I just watched a whole video on this guy

    • @tescomealdeals4613
      @tescomealdeals4613 3 года назад +5

      its something so stupid that you would expect it in the Simpson and only The Simpsons, yet here we are, the Peewee Army delivered.

    • @FuZe.
      @FuZe. 3 года назад +1

      @@tescomealdeals4613 Chris in the end sounded like Bill from King of the Hill

    • @nukeacitrus
      @nukeacitrus 3 года назад +1

      A whole video of them getting out into the woods to shoot their fancy guns, and he can't even cock the damn thing before shooting. Was probably too hyped to do that "awesome shot" in front of the camera.

  • @AManOnline.
    @AManOnline. 4 года назад +799

    Remember those kids that would play "Army" in the woods after school?
    This is them now

    • @predatox1515
      @predatox1515 3 года назад +26

      Feel old yet?

    • @codmortel2821
      @codmortel2821 3 года назад +2

      @@predatox1515 no

    • @zachary9197
      @zachary9197 3 года назад +8

      Is there a problem being in a militia.

    • @ramcharge2704
      @ramcharge2704 3 года назад +24

      @@zachary9197 I don't see a problem with it, it's personal choice.
      Only concern I have is how are supposed to defend being super obese!

    • @clueless5803
      @clueless5803 3 года назад +2

      @@ramcharge2704 lmao fr

  • @jdjohnson1849
    @jdjohnson1849 Месяц назад

    "Let's get started with PT!" Proceed to mimic a Richard Simmons aerobics tape from 1990 😂😂😂😂

  • @Science_Labs_
    @Science_Labs_ 9 месяцев назад +572

    Can we get a 2024 update on this.

    • @thecapitalg
      @thecapitalg 7 месяцев назад +106

      Basically the organization fell apart after January 6, it still exists and can be active but only at a local level

    • @macanderson4322
      @macanderson4322 7 месяцев назад +23

      Pretty much fractured

    • @gustavofring5674
      @gustavofring5674 7 месяцев назад

      @@macanderson4322good

    • @metaljunkie8393
      @metaljunkie8393 7 месяцев назад +82

      Either cardiac arrest took them or the diabetes left them footless and can’t do drills 🤣

    • @jesseanzures2327
      @jesseanzures2327 7 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@metaljunkie8393😂😂

  • @MarcusMarsh21
    @MarcusMarsh21 3 года назад +717

    “The rebel flag doesn’t mean anything it’s just cloth”
    “Stand for the flag”

    • @ghjvchjyg2699
      @ghjvchjyg2699 3 года назад +25

      If it has no meaning why are you flying it

    • @Jarrettsville_Garage
      @Jarrettsville_Garage 3 года назад +22

      It’s lite just a representation of the south and where they are from. It has nothing to do with racism. It’s two totally different reasons that you’re deciding to disregard.

    • @MarcusMarsh21
      @MarcusMarsh21 3 года назад +13

      @@Jarrettsville_Garage if you say so

    • @caesthoffe
      @caesthoffe 3 года назад +40

      @@Jarrettsville_Garage so a flag use by confederates, the side of slavery, isn't a symbol of racism?

    • @franco7928
      @franco7928 3 года назад +25

      Then fly the isis flag as well if it's just cloth and has no meaning.

  • @gilbertvehicleservices
    @gilbertvehicleservices 2 года назад +5054

    I want to congratulate Vice for letting this group tell their story in their own words. No interruptions from the interviewer or their crew. This group's viewpoint is one I would have never witnessed without this video.

    • @dd.4910
      @dd.4910 2 года назад +2

      5:27...Is General up yet lol......the fat leader is still sleeping off his hangover.....Jesus...

    • @RitzStarr
      @RitzStarr 2 года назад +3

      No need to spin it tbh, they make themselves look like scared morons without any help

    • @angelusumbrae
      @angelusumbrae 2 года назад

      Yes exactly. It annoys the Hell outta me when "news" people are perpetually feeding us narratives instead of the facts. It's almost if they think we are all incapable of forming our own views... Or that they have an agenda that is less about informing us of facts, and more about skewing our views into lining up with their politics and their attitudes. Because if what someone wants to tell you is nothing but the truth, they will tell you just the facts. And not twist it with their hack partisan politics.

    • @graymikep64
      @graymikep64 2 года назад

      Lmfao vice- no bias left wing fucks.

    • @paullee3660
      @paullee3660 2 года назад +178

      It’s all about the editing. You can tell whatever story you like if you stitch it together right.

  • @themaestro5946
    @themaestro5946 4 месяца назад +1

    Bruh could benefit from some anger management classes

  • @baguettewarrior8460
    @baguettewarrior8460 4 года назад +160

    son: mom can i join the marines
    mom: we have marines at home
    marines at home:

    • @AntzolY111
      @AntzolY111 4 года назад +1

      They rocking Marpat pretty good

    • @junebug8485
      @junebug8485 4 года назад

      lmao good one

  • @tjcogger1974
    @tjcogger1974 5 лет назад +2821

    "America's Largest right wing militia". Maybe by the pound

    • @lickagoose5374
      @lickagoose5374 5 лет назад +67

      Spicy, the biggest right wing militia, by volume

    • @tjcogger1974
      @tjcogger1974 5 лет назад +10

      @@lickagoose5374 lol. Exactly

    • @bluehaze214
      @bluehaze214 5 лет назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @sammcneillmckinnell5003
      @sammcneillmckinnell5003 5 лет назад +34

      I mean...at least they're not alt-right. They have a black man in their ranks so they have that going for them.

    • @flfl186
      @flfl186 5 лет назад +3

      PBG - Prepper Belly Group

  • @jt2475
    @jt2475 4 года назад +359

    When call of duty just isn’t cutting it anymore

    • @ProgrammingNewbie
      @ProgrammingNewbie 4 года назад +1

      lol basically

    • @bgbg7895
      @bgbg7895 4 года назад

      😂

    • @stacyjohnston7504
      @stacyjohnston7504 4 года назад +2

      There will come a time when u look back at this video when your the deer in the headlights and thats the moment ur going to know u fucked up 3%

    • @mphatsolanga8168
      @mphatsolanga8168 4 года назад

      stacy johnston ok

    • @stacyjohnston7504
      @stacyjohnston7504 4 года назад

      @@mphatsolanga8168 i love it man. Perfect answer. I useualy dont comment on anything and i really shouldn't have on this one. You know there's alot going on in the world right now and everyday life is becoming more stressful but that doesnt mean that i should feel anyone else cant speak on what they belive it wouldnt be a free country for you guys if that was going on. I apologize if ive offended anyone. Mr. Krager, that is the most educated Answer you could have left it felt like u we're allowing me my freedom of speech and even tho you might not have agreed u still didnt condemne me or insult me for my beliefs even when i portrayed it in a negitive way. Look God Bless this country with all our hearts desire as we wake up today lets find the things in life we can be Greatful for. God has Brought all of us thru so much.

  • @JordanHB77
    @JordanHB77 6 лет назад +627

    A lot of these people could use the PT more than once a month

    • @AnimeStudioMotion
      @AnimeStudioMotion 6 лет назад +25

      3% some what muscle and 97% fat.... they only do PT once a year when they do there so called "Annual Training Exercise". The rest of the year bacon, eggs , beer and a couch

    • @bassman_0074
      @bassman_0074 6 лет назад

      yeah, if these guys are going to be doing operations like this then I’d hope for their sake that they are very fit.

    • @antaris6493
      @antaris6493 6 лет назад

      Zach O Christianity does have a high moral ground though IMO
      And don’t bring up the Crusades he’s talking about Christianity itself not the actions Catholic Christians took when a Pope brainwashed them to go kill a bunch of people

    • @Rainwen1die
      @Rainwen1die 6 лет назад

      ANTARIS Hey people took their land they just took it back

    • @antaris6493
      @antaris6493 6 лет назад

      skeetron 3000 Yes but the Pope made it a religious issue promising any man who took part in the war would immediately go to heaven, which is wrong.