derk can u start now PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
Isn't it funny how he showed us a picture of him holding a picture of a picture with a picture of him holding a picture of his cat holding a picture of his dog?
Derek : “embarrassed or like ashamed of pushing a cart” Me and my brother who legit fight the whole drive to the store about who pushes the cart : 👁👄👁 At the end ur cat stole a nugget 👁👄👁
My head was hurting also but after I was watching this video my head wasn't hurting so thank you for making my head to stop hurt,ps I like your tiktok video's
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not people disliking before even watching 😑 wh*res ✨😤😋
right? they did this for what 🙄😤
I hope my mum don't see my history or imma be dead she hates when people swears even though she swears half the time lol 😅
derk
derk can u start now PLZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
:0 ikr It's so rude 😡💢
I laughed so hard when he said
“I literally feel like taking lady Gaga’s underwear and like strangling myself with them right now”
😭😭😭
Oh no 😯
Same
me too
Fun fact : if u close ur eyes u can't see
Everyone : HOLY OF DUCKS
Hehehehe
Omg really
I just tried and it works OMG my life has been a lie
I know ;-; wait I don't understand ofc wee don't see if u close ur eyes-
I can’t see
This is how many days Derk needs to wait to have a boyfriend
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22 days it is!
@@paytonslovees 25
Make that 33
Make that 34
make it 35!
Me when my teacher asks the class to take notes: 2:37
Exactly
No that's you this is me when I have to get up.
Yay he gonna post again :3
OMG SIFHDAJHGMSSJVNDN
@@anniereyes411 Lucky soul😂❤️
@@rebekahmcc23 LOL
Lol right
Hoy hugo
This premieres at 6:00 am in the morning for me-
same looks like I'm not sleeping
It's at 8pm for me
@@togahimiko2218 lol
@@rebekahmcc23 different time zones
Can't sneak my phone brother broke my earphones
Me : looks at the nuggets thinking slurps gonna make them so good..
Slurp : ends up ruining it
Me : cRies
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN SEEN THE VIDEO YET HOW DO U KNOW IF HE RUINED THEM THEY COULD BE DELICIOUS FOR ALL U KNOW lol sry for that
@@Alyssa-vz6oe exactly, I don't understand their comment at all...
@Josephine Chelton They wrote the comment before the video even started so idk how they could say this...
@Josephine Chelton No, dw lol I was just saying
@Josephine Chelton I wasn't trying to be rude I was just letting you know-
''I get spooned my pillows''
Me: I thought that was just me...
Bro SAME!!!
I love how he eats so much McDonalds and drinks Slurpee‘s and still a skinny legend 😄
Nahhh he's a Stick man that's why call him Stick Man
Isn't it funny how he showed us a picture of him holding a picture of a picture with a picture of him holding a picture of his cat holding a picture of his dog?
w h a t
*lemme think this over, 1,000,000 seconds please*
My braincells are sore from reading this
What😀
Same SHOW YO AZZ >:3
“I was sad but I’m still sad” 🎵 Some things never change 🎶
So- UmMmM cHiLe AnYwAyS sO 🤚😂💀
Y r u☹️
@@jonahdrew6034he said I was sad but I’m still sad so I sang some things never change from frozen 2
@@kyaranaomi3636 turn around and the time has flown
@@laurawoolley4785 Some things stay the same Though the future remains unknown
No one:
Derks cat: here we go again 🙄
Maybe your just jealous
@@kiershamiesh2552 why would they be jealous- 👁👄👁
@@hinatastolemycat4205 ikr the wtf-
@@kiershamiesh2552 Why would they be jealous have you heard of a joke before?
@@kiershamiesh2552 why would they'd be jealous?
This made me laugh so hard,i litterally just watched a peice of artwork being made to a poem and that poem made me cry so hard..still crying
bro- your so amazing. you literally always make my day! ilysm 💗
Us people in the premiere are 10 hours early😭😂
Yea lol lts like 4 30 am here
Ikr its the pain!Here where i live is like 10 : 39 so it sucks!
Lol
5 hours now
@Chloe Harwell Yeah lol
Derek: I'm sorry to all the vegetarians watching this.
Me, a vegetarian: 👁👄👁
I'm a ovo-lacto vegetarian lol
Thatveganteacher:should be
I’m a
Me sitting here with anorexia nervosa:
👁👄👁
@@laurawoolley4785she’s not even vegan
Everyone on tiktok: Early
Me: i am 9 hours early beat that tiktok
Lol
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I'm an hour late 😅😃
@@amerbucuk6990 now 83
@@heatherwheatley848 heh
Derek : “embarrassed or like ashamed of pushing a cart”
Me and my brother who legit fight the whole drive to the store about who pushes the cart : 👁👄👁
At the end ur cat stole a nugget 👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
👁👄👁
Omg you are so amazing and my idle !!! Keep doing what your doing 🥺lysm 💖🥺
Derkslurp : *Posts*
Everyone : Gotta run fast!
Edit : Thanks for the likes!❤❤❤
Yassssss
BOI
S
Same
He didn't even post👁👄👁
Derk slurp literally makes me smile I know he won’t see this but I love the energy and time he puts in his videos #derkslurpsquad
People in the comments on the actual video: " I'm early 😃😃"
Me waiting for the premiere: 😏🤭
🌻
Lol
OKAY I SEE I WAS WAITIN TO
Derk: I dont want your cooties!
Derk's dad: You realize half of your existence is my cooties right?
Me: Has not lying though
Derk makes everyone's quarantine better because he made me laugh every time
He is like the funniest person ever like
“My breath smells like someone’s dirty v*gina” LMAO
@Christin Joyce he did ?
My mom had my Bluetooth headphones and heard it....
@celestiatokoandkomaruslittlechild . That’s very wild
@Christin Joyce He Fricking did
@Christin Joyce pay attention 🤨
the tumblain explaines everything 🥲🍗
Jesus loves. U
@@ryrykovi4227 i dont
Fact: if you cry, water comes out of ur eyes
Everyone: *we don't care*
Me: *likes my own joke*
👁💧👄💧👁
Nope Coca Cola comes out ur eyes
@@megan_btch3576 nonono, sparkling water comes from ur eyes 🙄
Ok let get this it's funny 😂
*I'm not a weirdo 😑*
@@swirl5422 no! I'm sure it's chicken nuggies UwU
Your cat at the end is like this is my chicken nugget I'm taking it and the way you laugh is so weird, funny and kind of adorable
Omg yessss queen we need more of this and pepa pig edits
Oop- imma just go spend 1 hour 30 mins singing in da shower and 30 more mins waiting 👁️👄👁️💅🏼
Do you want oreos Here! -*Gives oreos
the relationship between u and ur mom is ✨eXqUiSiTe✨ and i love it 🌝🌸
You can tell he record ed it a long time ago from his nails changing and his instagram story
2 weeks-
.....
... .
... .
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I love his parents for allowing him to get nails even when he’s a guy 🥺🥺 parents of the year. ☺️✌️
AgReEd.
they accept that hes gay too-
YAY!!! THE KING AS POSTED ONCE AGAIN!!!
Us people 10 hours early:
lol
Lmaoo
Girl you look 6 wtf-
Lol yeah no one wants to wake up that early but there's probably a time difference
I can't wait 7 hours! I WANT MY DERKSLURP!!!!!!
Everyone is like so excited to see it and yeah 🤣😆😆 love you 🥰🤩 derkslurp 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
LOVE YOURE CLOTHING OMGGGG YHERE SO CUTE!
Happy birthday derkslurp:D 🥳🥳🥳
When he said "I'm out of breath hEhEhRl 😂
Really you’re gonna do it at 6 am NOPE i’m sorry but I’m not waking up for that😂
I woke up for it
I'm know no one wants to wake up that early then they do but there's probably a time difference
I probably won't be awake when this is uploaded
She is queennnn
I LOVE when he walks with his new jeans and then groo comes out 😂🤣😂🤣👁👄👁
*gru
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Omg I watched your RUclips channel like I might be young but it's my favorite thing in the world thanks for posting
Me waiting here at 7:58 am
Me sees when this is gonna start: 3:00 PM
😐
I am
These videos are always so confusingly hilarious
9:41 I can’t stop 😂 😂
No one:
Literally no one:
Me:He needs to do a collab with larray when covid is over🤪
Yasssss!!!!!
YES
Who
@@laurawoolley4785 larray he is a youtuber search him up
yesssssssssss
I love how ur mom is so normal acting and seems so wholesome and then just ur over here-
Also GET AN ALPACA PLEASE
This litterally made my day I can't stop laughing at the funny moments where he edits 🤣🤣
He is going to post yassssssssssd!!!!!!!!
lol, it's probably gonna be night time when the premiere starts in my place 😂😂😂
:O YES QUEEN THOSE NAILS LOOK AMAZING~
When Derek said I hate pushing a card and the the indian ringtone just came I, was like omgggggg😅💜
Derk: why isn’t it going in 😩
Me: an I oop- 🥲
“Congrats to Everyone who is early and who found this comment💎
Bot?!
Thx
ty im second U_U
Hi
Gg
Dude! I'm dead laughing 🤣🤣🤣.how the hell is he so funny..... I'm in love with him..😂😂😚
sussy baka
Hey derk I haven't watched u foreverrr I finely found your channel again
Your are so funny I watch you when I’m sad and crying and you keep me active
no one:
me eating McDonalds in JEANS on my bed:
Derek: eW!
*dies in background*
Him: *chilling*
Also him: EGH
Derk slurp you should do a video were you show how you edit your videos cuz like your editing is like bom queen 💅
My head was hurting also but after I was watching this video my head wasn't hurting so thank you for making my head to stop hurt,ps I like your tiktok video's
I AM HERE 5 hour early and I'M NOT F'ING LEAVIN'
Oof
WEIRD
No one:
Cat: SNATCH
I have the same laugh as you- and also fake laugh :0 🤭 also...
“Slurp 👁👄👁💦”
just saw your tiktok i wanna remind you that you are loved by so many ❤️❤️❤️❤️
7:33 did anyone notice the sign infront of the pantry Looooooooooool i luv that
I love how their pantry is labeled
am i the only one who listen to derek when i'm going to sleep every night??💀🙄✨
I love Derk and her mom they are so chill
EVERYTIME I WATCH YOU I WANT A COKE-A-COLA SLURPEE WHYYY
I hate how people say that he edits too much, when I watch his videos and it makes my day, or even my entire week
I’m so used to calling my idols queen but your one of them so do I call you a king or a queen?-
Early for once xD
King obviously
Queen its more respectful
Not is being hours early lmao
“Ewwww! Why is it dirty? Who am I Bob the builder”
-Derk Slurp 2021
Me editing: Thank you for 3 likes 😊
Oh Lol you mean 2 likes?
your literally me sometimes and your adorable I care about you and your reactions to stuff is so funny I laughed every time
I LOVE YOUR NAILZZZ ✨✨💅💅
THIS STARTS AT 2AM IN MY COUNTRY :(
SRRY FOR THE CAPS-
for me it will be 4 am by the
1:30 am here :/
9 PM for me😑
Same
It'll be 10 pm here 👁👄👁
The 90 dislikes are from people who don’t like McD’s
When he said I'm sorry to all the vegans and vegetarians watching I was like yu think
YOUURR AMAZINGGGG HAIRRRR😭🔥❤️
The Queen/King has posted once again- (k ik I'm late-)
I can see u and james charles in future having 4 kids and u cooking the nuggets and james being pregnant and teaching the kids..to be gay...😂😂😂Whyyyy
Lol
I can see James and derk together
"Make my cheeks clap daddy, actually don't"
By, Derk Slurp
Fun fact : this was 9 hours before the premiere 🤯
Jesus. Loves. U.
U don't now
MORE COOKING VIDEOS I LOVE THEM
the fall in the beginning is so iconic
11:08 sounds like a cartoon sound effect
For the 11 people who disliked
WHY TF HAVE YOU DISLIKED. IT HASNT EVEN PREMEIRED YET!
Hai
Him earlier: there’s a dead mouse in the car
Him later: is someone dieing
Me: there probaly looking for ur pet dead mouse
Omg 🤣out of nowhere: omg,wait what?!
Why are you so funny😂😭😂✋ I can’t stop laughing!
who else can't get over the fact that his hair is so long
Why he low-key remind me of deku?
Fun fact: *This comment was made before the premiere*
YES
Yeah sis
Same
Fun Fact: I liked my own comment
I LOVE HOW THE CAT STEALS THE NUGGET LMAO!!!
✨😌✋🏻 he macks me laugh and i can't i fall of my bed all the time ✨💖
"I was sad and im still sad"
- Derk