Derek's mom:You look tired today. Derk: Sad and depressed knowing that he is* Me:Yelling in head*HE NEEDS SLEEP SO WHEN HE WAKES UP HE CAN GET A SLURPEE AND BE HAPPY. I will buy you a Tesla if I could, but i can't.
Derek’s daily routine: Wake up, YAWN, give birth to a chicken nugget, eats fast food, get a slurpee, tinkle, finally gets to teh point of the video, sleeps.
I accidentally spit out my sprite that I was drinking BC of the chicken nugget part and I got hungry and told my mom to make me nuggets "gosh I am a weird kid" ;-;
Lol u sed it wrong Edit: Can everyone just chill in sorry to cause this much faff but pls u don't need to take that much offense as I said this was a joke idrc if they or I said something wrong
Derk: TALKS about happiest place on earth and saying he has not been there for a while Me: thinking he is talking about heaven XD Thanks for all the likes I'm a lonely sick person :(
You know that time in your life when you think you won't get likes on a comment bit it does and now you feel like a famous RUclipsr well that's how I feel right now XD
Came here in 30 seconds just to see him Derek:ugh going to be alone forever me:I'll find you the perfect person to date I promise if I can find someone who fits your personality 😅
Derek's mom:You look tired today.
Derk: Sad and depressed knowing that he is*
Me:Yelling in head*HE NEEDS SLEEP SO WHEN HE WAKES UP HE CAN GET A SLURPEE AND BE HAPPY.
I will buy you a Tesla if I could, but i can't.
Uhh
Army has joined the chat
Here I am
Army--
Hello~!
BTS Jungkook I’m dying inside and soon I’ll be dead inside and out
Am I the only one who thinks he needs more subscribers like he is hilarious!
Edit:thanks for the likes it’s the most I’ve ever gotten!
i agree
Olivia ikr
are you being rude
i agree
U are not alone
Derek’s daily routine: Wake up, YAWN, give birth to a chicken nugget, eats fast food, get a slurpee, tinkle, finally gets to teh point of the video, sleeps.
So true
LOL I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH The gave birth to a chicken nugget made me laugh that’s the part that got me
the**
True:100%
Lie:0%
Lmao true
Is anybody not bored when he’s talking because I’m always entertained when this guys voice is on
Bruh
Ikr who's bored 🙃
Derk *starts filming
2 seconds later
“WHY ARE U LOOKING AT ME?!?!”
xD
#wh
You know what kind of scary? The fact that I was at 7-Eleven when you posted
You know what’s scary? that derk lives in the same state as me. actually that’s cool not scary
N and R Random i feel the same way about Albert because we both live in florida
Oh. Random fact: that Target that derk showed, i went there yesterday
@@verymush9918 same except I don't live there I go there a lot
Same area too
@@verymush9918 ALBERT!!!! 😄😄😄😁😁😁 He lives 3 hours away from me (airplane) If I would drive there, it would be 2 days 😔💔
When he said "i gave birth to a chicken nugget" i started choking on my beans that i was having for dinner bc i was laighing so hard 😂😂😂
I accidentally spit out my sprite that I was drinking BC of the chicken nugget part and I got hungry and told my mom to make me nuggets "gosh I am a weird kid" ;-;
I am just 9 years old don't judge me UnU
@@loriebelcharalambous8429 you shouldn’t be watching him if your 9
@@loriebelcharalambous8429 Lol same
@@wood2754 yet i still watch him XD
12:10. ✨CEO of saying “eww” for 10 seconds straight. ✨
Derek: *loves my comment*
Me: *constantly freaking out*
Also me: OMG YASSSSS
I like how he says he’s boring but he’s making me die of laughter
I KNOW ;)
Me to
yeah
he is the reason i am happy rn
9:04. My heart literally stopped for a whole hot second. My parents say I'm obsessed with him. I completely agree 😂😂
😁you look beautiful when you wake up don't call yourself ugly it's rude to call yourself ugly be kind to yourself😁
hairless cat 🐱
OMG I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU TO UPLOAD AHHHHHH❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
O
i actually thought he was going somewhere that was called “the happiest place on earth” lmao
I thought he was going to say "circle K"
I thought it was Disney land or something 😂😂😂
lol me too
SAME
Saaaaaame dani mehegan
U complain about that u look “ugly” when u just woke up
Me: hunny i dont look like me when i woke up i look like i havent slep for years
You spelt spelt wrong
Beanieboogirl 432 sorry
This is so relatable
( • 3 • )
The amount of Slurpees he's gotten in one year is more than I've gotten in my whole life thank you so much for all the likes and comments.
I think you said the phrase wrong.... did you mean “the amount of slurpees he’s gotten in one year is more than I’ve got in my whole life.”??
Lol u sed it wrong
Edit: Can everyone just chill in sorry to cause this much faff but pls u don't need to take that much offense as I said this was a joke idrc if they or I said something wrong
lol she’s right u said it wrong
I like this video
did u mean that the number of slurpies u have had in your entire life is more than the no.if slurpies he's had in a year
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Him: Gave birth to a chicken nugget
0mG ThAnKs F0r 440 liKeS
Lol
LMAO
oH hELL naWw
Lol
How does it give birth to chicken nugget does that mean he's a chicken???
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
Derk: I AM THE HULK
😂😂😅
Me in the intro: SLURP
My brother: WHAT THE HELICOPTER WAS THAT
Me: I'M A BIG FAN OF DERKSLURP :)
borther?
Yes your borther is uhhhhhh
200th like XD
Same
@@Knives.424e you can't even speak english
“You ever be to lazy to go tinkle?”
Oh,yeah all the time
Ejfejviejcdi
Last time ive been this early Christopher Columbus hadn't discovered America yet
GLORIA
Sweetie that lidgit me Dx
I was asleep ;^;
GLORIA 100th like
Ella_ The_Sav ok then
Ella_ The_Sav bruh where’s ur proof no where you bitch.
“My dad farted in the pantry so now I’m scared to eat the food..”
Me: same-
Lol
Lma00000 same
@Girls Dunne I’m a girl-
Me to because I think the food going to taste like poop 😂
@@hanak0288 same I’m a girl
how many times he “ sCreAmS “ in his channel
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29
@@kingashnikko6701 61
@@Heather-wk5nv that went up fast 😂
@@kingashnikko6701 yeah XD
Me and him in in da single pringle squad
Ediy:thought his fav song was,I like big butts and I can not lie,lolololo
Eri why are u watching this 😭🤬👃♥️💩
@@user-wu4ju7oj9j I was bored and saw this in my recommendations (I got in a lil trouble🥺)
Helloooo
I'm really early
No idea what to say just
sLuRp
9:55 “squeeze lotion into palm of hand”
10:03 “okay sounds self-explanatory”
10:08 -_- ᵖᵃˡᵐ ᵒᶠ ʰᵃⁿᵈ
Derek: ew,ew,this is ew!
Me:😂🤣😆why am I laughing at him just saying ew! Lol
Love u Derk
Allergic reaction!!!! Ahhhh
Jaelynn Rodriguez omg same I was dying
Its Derk by the way
Julia 33 I know
@@big_homie101ab5 not trying to be rude but I'm not talking to you
Julia 33 ok
Derk slurp is legit such a mood
he is legit me when my friends don't talk to me for an hour straight:'D
SUCH A VIBEEEEEEEEEEEE
SLURPPP
I'm the one who liked
Me:
Derkslurp: sOc1aL eGgz1eTY
"Also, my dad farted in the pantry and now I'm scared to eat the food."
Madison Saterfiel good for gim
I read this and as soon as i did derk said it lol XD
Wewe
Same
100th like
Derek: I’m gonna work on my social anxiety
Covid: are you sure about that
Everyone after quarentine: hi
AAAAAAHHHHH
Whos Derek O.o
ikr- lmao
Derek is Derk’s real name
I love how you aren’t afraid to be yourself ✨💕
yOu always make me want SLURPIES
Oh wOw thanks fOr liking this lol! LOve yOu!!!
Same sis
SaMe
Yes he always makes me want Slushys (British) LOL 🤪
Watermelongirl 123 l
WAIT is it slurpie's or slushy's👁️👄👁️
No-one
Not even James Charles:
Derkslurp: *EW*
Omg I just did one of his makeup tutorials on my mom (James Charles)
@@aorangefish3295 ok-
cutepotatoyeet wat
@@aorangefish3295 nth ;-;
I like how he says he’s so boring but he’s actually very funny
Aw you’re so much fun. Not at all boring, I love your vids. Keep being fabulous bub. X
Me: **Watches Video**
Me: **Drinks water**
Me: *Spills half of the water on me*
ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ Bear ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ lol
Same here
Felt that
i ¡
piscira pisces relatable
He was confused that he saw an Eraser outside when i find freaking toys in my toilet
Why did i chuckle so much at this lmao
amount of times he said “eW”
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LOL
Who else thought he was going to Disney land?🤣
Sophie Herard on what
Lol
When does he never say ew
Derek is the best person in the world I can watch him till 3 pm I love him so much❤
Derk: "Ewww, that's, ewww, ew, ew, that's ew"
Derk: TALKS about happiest place on earth and saying he has not been there for a while
Me: thinking he is talking about heaven XD
Thanks for all the likes I'm a lonely sick person :(
I feel im the only person who started sating teehee because of him...
You know that time in your life when you think you won't get likes on a comment bit it does and now you feel like a famous RUclipsr well that's how I feel right now XD
@@hitoshishinso1343 I started saying teehee cause of him ;-; we must start a teehee cult
@@HelpMe-sb1ff omg..yes u are now my friend teehee
@@hitoshishinso1343 I got a new friend yay
Imagine if he liked or replied if only I got noticed 😭. Please like or reply Derk!!!
PS. SLLUUURRRPPPP
@@derkslurp omg thanks 😮😮😮😮 ur the best😘
@hdspoon ? What's that supposed to mean
Lol
Same
@hdspoon XD
You should never think about how people will think about you you are beautiful the way you are and somewhere everybody else
Him: happiest place on earth
Me: D1sNey????
Him: No it’s TaRgeT
Fck you I don’t do that anymore I didn’t ask for your opinion and I didn’t need it so take your shtty self and bad attitude somewhere else
I thought this to
Hi
@@cookieuwu8110 ahhh great another hater BORINGGG
@@Uwu-zh6jz Im sorry I deleted the comment cause I shoudlve been more nice and never said anything,Im sorry.
Derk: "I need to work on my social eggxiety"
Me: *" E g g x i e t y ? "*
Edit: Not making fun of how he says anxiety-
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
Lmao
I miss when he used to say the words that had o in them like this “HellO” or “FrOnt” ;((
Ya I miss it. Like turning the o's into 0's.
yay another gacha user in the comments
Aaliyah Edwards is there a problem with that tho?
HoneyX Cone no I use it too i was excited because I’m a Gacha instagramer
Duh ur not boring 😭btw i love your videos🥺❤️
“I really have to go tinkle but, I’m too lazy” Lmao
I mean I’m like that lol.
No one...
Litterly no one...
Derk: *nervously moans
I do that now too, because he has influenced me TO MUCH!
Came here in 30 seconds just to see him Derek:ugh going to be alone forever me:I'll find you the perfect person to date I promise if I can find someone who fits your personality 😅
Ya right
@@Angela-dx2jt well you can say whatever you want to say but I will find him someone to date and I promise that
ash Howell
Bro we will fulfill this mission together!
@@ewitsmax5249 YA we will find him a boyfriend and they will love each other for ever but they have to be perfect for each other ok 😁
Ash Howell that’s probably not not possible because no one is perfect
Derk: the moment I... gAvE bIrTh To A cHiCkEn NuGgEt
Me: oMg I aM eAtInG yOuR cHiLd-
“My dad farted in the pantry and now I’m scared to eat the fOOd” that’s me right there
I won't eat any thing in there honey follow me on evey thing
Derk: I look so uglllyyyy
Me: lookin like Patrick while laughing when you said chu was ugly.....
2:45 derslurp: smacks booty
2:45 me: (dances crazy)
Nobody:
Not even a soul:
Derk:GavE bIrtH tO a ChIcKen nugget
(I luv ur vids
I know it’s hilarious
i just dont know why i enjoy your videos I LOVE YOU
Derk: The happiest place in the world is target!
Shane Dawson: YAS KWEEN!
So fookin true-
Title: this was a mistake...
Me: I am the mistake...
I'm a mistake too
Nobody is a mistake!!
i think my mother regrets birthing me
@@sam-ps6wd i honestly love the way u worded this ur a queen 😆😆
@Trinity Miller aww thanks you too!
what does Derek mostly look like??
like: His mom
comment: His dad
Yh
Im-
Neither-
Maisey the noob his dad
Daddddd
I wish I could meet derk he really makes my heart shine! ❤️
When u said ‘’lm ugly’’ I felt that 😔😂
I love how he says he’s ugly but he is actually so cute ❤️ and he’s my favorite
your nails are so cute !!
hey derk i like ur vids keep it up! they make me so happy when im sad
Start of video:*Derk's Beautiful face*
Derk trying to angle phone: ...
phone: HAHAHAHA NOOO
Or camera idk =/
I think its a camera :-)
I love ur profile pic... U go girl ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@@ambrosiabrushaber3624 Thank you :) Yours is great too.
3:53 “DaD iM hUnGeRy, Hi hUnGer- EwWwW” got me 😭😭😂😂🤣🤣
My god gurl u is beatiful da way u is are
DEREK:omg it’s sunny!
ME: OOOHHH SAME HERE GURRRLLL
🤪🤩😀
Who else thinks his hair looks perfectly fine at the start
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Meee
No
:/ No
Belinda Huth meeeeeeee
Like beggar
0:22 LMAO I WAS LIKE
"Ok i will comment 'you just woke up, didn’t you?..'" LMAO SHAJHDOWHXOJW
Derlslurp your highlighter is popping girlie pop 💅✨💜
yOur laugh makes my day!
Thanks for likes guys! 🙂🙃☺️
And that’s on PERIODT 👏😂💀 Hello I love you so much 😂
When he transitioned into a short-sleeved shirt the cat appears too. Look to his left.
Omg 😂
Idk what you talking about👉👈
Only Derk can make socks and sandals look cool😂💖
Derek: "Any ways, we're at the happiest place on earth"
Me: dO yOu MEan DiSnEY WoRld
YAS
6:04 is what every cosplayer think when they cosplay in public
Well this wasn’t a mistake to watch cause this made me laugh 10 times harder 😂!
"I am gOing tO try tO dO a FuLl target vlOg in the year Of 2020 and wOrk On my SoCiAl AnXiEtY" Welp, you can't work on that
❤😁hi😁❤
Hello bro
when he got scared I DIED-😂😭
Derk:Omg you see that its an eraser
Me:*Laughing my head off*
Derk: SLUUUUUUURPPPPPPPPPPPP
Derkslurp: ThE hApPiEsT pLaCe On EaRtH!!
Me: yay we’re gettin sLuShIeS!!!!
This is a youtuber you'll never get old of. 😚💜💜💜💙
Derek talking about how hard to tinkle is
Me: the toilet is right there!
This is how many times he said “ew”
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You copied and it’s so obvious 😑 😑 😑 ugh
That was RUDE
Soooooo RUDE
FLBCW the mighty ;3 almost everyone copied This commented this
@Arrianah Paige idk why I laughed when I read this even though I shouldn't
Derek: EEEK THE HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH!!
Me: My mom said I’m not allow-
Derek: 2:38
Derk* XD
@@kkigi that’s his real name...😂😅
@@chilltok4013 oh Ok XD
@@kkigi lol
When he said he was ugly in the morning I literally said me every time and every day
Me: Makes a joke :3
My friends: OMG THATS SO MEAN IM NOT YOUR FRIEND!
btw love you derk
Him:ew is there sauce on my face. Me:finishes his sentence. It’s because I know him to well 🤣
How manny times he said ew 😂😂😂
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I LOVEEEEEEE UR VIDDDSSSS TOOOOOO MUCH MY HEART CANT TAKE IT!
" I just woke up " I felt that
@Zada Jane that's sad 😂
Derk slurp, I LOVE YOU❤️❤️❤️❤️
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Derek: EWWW THIS IS EWWW THIS IS EWWW
I love the edits derek ❤
someone give him more subscribers NOW
4:03 the little ceacers pizza is already in the back seat
:O
Him: I need to tinkle but I’m to lazy
Me: I need to tinkle. Same
Same here 😄✋
I love how he edits
Derkslup: I feel uncomfortable without a shirt on. Me: said no boy ever
Victoria Spencer When you said I am feeling comfortable without a shirt me I sleep in a bra
@@pierrenkake5428 wat