Derk: "It's probably the most entertaining thing you'll ever see." Me: " Honesty it is" Edit: yes I liked my own comment. Also thank you for 1.9k likes. Lmao I hated my gacha phase 😭💀
Love uuuuu!!! Ur actually the best. My parents took away my TikTok bc I was so obsessed that my school marks were going down bc I was always doing TikTok dances and taking about TikTok so I still love watching u! ❤️😂
AHAHAHAHA😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LAUGHED WHEN DERK FELL ON THE FREAKING BEDDDDD!!! THEN LIKE I WAS EATING WITH MY CEREAL THEN I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR THEN IT HURT BUT I STILL LAUGHED AT IT!!
Ur so friendly and funny u cheered me up when I was under so much stress and crying when I'm alone tysm never let any haters get u down! We all love you! 🎊❤🎊
I’m so tired of my mom saying goodbye and then I have no sleep lol I’m so sleepy tired and sleepy and tired of being sleepy and nauseous so I don’t feel like I’m going to bed lol
You y’all should be selabrating rn : me at home in bed wearing merch the blue hood is so cunfy but back to the topic me at home : ..... umm ho yay yay yay yay yay wait but I have merch🤣❤️
0:01 Did anybody else noticed that the cat outside the room stops at the same time as him?
KittyKat :3 yeah lol
Creepy
Ik
KittyKat :3 woahhh
lmaooo is cute xD
I’m in the car and I thought my AirPods were connected to my phone but they weren’t, so this is what my family heard:
0:00
OMG lol
Lmao
XD
Same
XD
When you hit your head 🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I was dead ☠️🤣🤣
Gabby Bee uh why so many emojis?
@@fizzzzyyyyz why is it a problem?
Oop-
@@avanyy6303 HI
Gabby Bee HI ❤️
I freaking love your laugh it makes me laugh 😂😂👍👍
Sameee😂👍👍👍
I’m the beginning I had my captions on and when u made that noise it said [applause]
Lol I turned it on to check and it does
derkslurp I can hear you say that..
Same
@@derkslurp hey u I love u
Ya it was funny when I read it the captions😆
Derk: 10 minute videos are too long!!
The video: *13 minutes long and 10 seconds*
Dilara Fakhratova 10 seconds noob
@@JenniferJones-fk9ee 9*
@Dilara Fakhratova 9*
@@JenniferJones-fk9ee Don't be so rude
Aww it's ok. If you did a mistake! It's 13 mind and 10 secs
he sounds like a flamingo when he sneezes 😌🦩
When?
C r y s t a l s n o w f a l l 1:54 🤠
ME WOVE FWAMINGO/flamingo/FLAMNCO
Ok
@@loraleisigmund2569 ok mummy
Derk: literally y'all right now
Me: why you gotta call me out like that😖
Ikr lol
😆
Derk: "It's probably the most entertaining thing you'll ever see." Me: " Honesty it is"
Edit: yes I liked my own comment. Also thank you for 1.9k likes. Lmao I hated my gacha phase 😭💀
gatchagirl -3- so entertaining
word
@gatchagirl -3- lol same
_oof_
why is a gacha person the top comment
Dudezzzzz this guy is HilariOus i cant StOp laughing
YOu tO were laughing tO, so dOnt lOOk at me like that
shello mellow you amaze me
Iykyk
You should also watch larry :)
Do you know issa larri Dovan
YOu amaze me
@@gopper7971 YES HE IS AMAZING TOO
I love how it says this was posted 17 minutes ago and there's comments that were supposedly posted like 30 minutes ago
MamiPorkChop it was posted 33 mins ago
Oop-
4 days ago
Two years now
I love how he's just moaning outta no where in the video LMFAO
LOL
Ayo
Yay derkslurp is doing a livestream
his most recent videos have been
“You know what else is long?”
*A cucumber.*
😳😐😏 I get what u saying 🍆
morgan holte
That’s a eggplant
I know what you mean 🤣😂🥒
Love uuuuu!!! Ur actually the best. My parents took away my TikTok bc I was so obsessed that my school marks were going down bc I was always doing TikTok dances and taking about TikTok so I still love watching u! ❤️😂
Omg when I saw your nails I was like :0 HOW DO U DO THEM SO GOOD to be honest when I do mine there all over my hands I can’t do them
Who else is binge watching DerkSlurp while in quarantine
me lol
@@_ur._.mom_13_ lol
Me XD
Mehz lolz
Me
Derk: "do you guys like cooking?"
Me: "i- can't cook..."
Yeh I love cooking but I'm bad at it
@@jerseyharmer5374 LMAO
I'm learning to cook I'm 10
@@bobateagacha4673 i'm 13 💀
Kayla-Marie Watson GIRL I CANT COOK TOO MY BACON IS BRENT
**me seeing the thumbnail**
Me: **chuckles**
le hair: *IM IN DANGER*
when he was struggling to type "brush" then a grammerly ad poped up-
and i was WHEEEZEING XD-
LOL
nobody:
not a soul:
Derk: screams at a big emoji
Me:*sees this is posted 13 seconds ago*
Also me:I CLICK THIS!!!!!
Derk: sLuRpEe
Me: sLuShY
SlUsHy!!!!!!!!
cant trick ud
us mean
hahah u said "pee" hahahahhahahahhah
SAmE
AHAHAHAHA😅🤣🤣🤣🤣 I LAUGHED WHEN DERK FELL ON THE FREAKING BEDDDDD!!! THEN LIKE I WAS EATING WITH MY CEREAL THEN I FELL OUT OF MY CHAIR THEN IT HURT BUT I STILL LAUGHED AT IT!!
Him: 10 mins is so longggg
Me: looks at the time on the vid
Time: 13:10
Me: are u sure?
Me: comes outta nowhere
*ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?*
thats what i said OwO
Nobody:
No one:
Not even banjo:
Derk: sHinE bRiGhT liKe a dImoAnd omg thx so much for the likes
TheLittleGamer thx!
When you said “OMG that’s the most terrifying thing ever!” I choked on my Gatorade 😂😂😂
Lol
Derk:hits bed*
Also derk:Still happy*
Derk: you know? If you dont. Then your probably a child
Me: yes sir
Ur so friendly and funny u cheered me up when I was under so much stress and crying when I'm alone tysm never let any haters get u down! We all love you! 🎊❤🎊
I’m so tired of my mom saying goodbye and then I have no sleep lol I’m so sleepy tired and sleepy and tired of being sleepy and nauseous so I don’t feel like I’m going to bed lol
Derkslurp: omg NOO I have to eat home. 2 seconds later: YES LETS GO GET ME A SLURPEE
Hii!💗💗 ur very funny and i luv ur videos and i was so excited to see this one because i love roblox and ur weird like me 😩
Derkslerp: I was going to say something agh now I feel so dumb
Me: Did I just find my twin
We are twinssssssss
Renee Dobson I got you I’m dumd🤣
@@yeseniasuluaga8569 yes you are.. Dumb*
VNWolf QC well thank yOu
@@yeseniasuluaga8569 its just a joke btw
VNWolf QC it’s okay I am dumd😂
Derek: “Wait ew! Was that inappropriate?”
Me: “Do you remember those 33M times you’ve moaned in a video 😂💅?”
Haha you are so right
facts
Derk: "let's go get a slurpee!"
Me : I want a slurpee...
Me: oh yeah... we can't go out...😭💔
hxney_bee_willow ikr
Yesh
I got a slurpee
@@gray4345 gOoD wAY tO sHuVe iT iN hEr fAcE UnU
Jxujed
1:53 BLESS YOU DERK
Derk : *makes turkey noises*
Also derk: *opens door*
Cat: *stands there and just stairs*
That’s not how u spell it “stares”
Valentina Alejandra bro so what
and just “stairs”💀
@@alyssadines1826 💀💀
“If you don’t eat rice then like what do you eat???”
-Vegetables
-Fruites
-Candy
~Ice cream
~ mAlK
~ not rice
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiii i love u vid
Bro
@SkylarPlayz Gaming yaws kween
I don't eat any of them I don't like milk I don't like candy reason why I hate candy makes me sick
Ice cream
DerkSlurp: 10 minutes is sooo hard tho
Me: ye but I watched a dude who made his Outro 7 minutes long
Wow
What is his channel I *need* to know *now*
{Teddybear} his name is Roblox DDI look at his simulator series go on ep 3
XD
Wow i saw it
omg i love all of ur videos!! They make me laugh so hard (idk why, probaly cuz ur so kind and funny), are u in England or Amrerica?
when he said “how does lady gaga like her meat?” i immediately thought of her meat dress
@Maya Espinal*me*wait Maya Espinal*thats my name!!!!*
only da maya bit
When He put his laugh in slow Mo it sounds like hes crying
Oop
I love rice so much
✌️👌💖❤️
Me too
Oh bless meh
Can you play call of duty
Derk: y’all should be celebrating right now!
Me: doing tik toks
Serioulsy you don't deserve the dislike because your videos are just amazing and you just give the smile to everyone !!!!! :)
Him: guess what else is long?
Me: he failed his New Years revolution already...
SAMEEE
What was it
Ava C trying not to be dirty
@@Rose-ll3nw LOL he failed
derkslurp: you know what else is long? you dirty minded
also him: moans every 5 seconds
bro we is all dirty minded ._.
Hon your the one pointing it out and stuff mwa :)
Yea we are all dirty minded
I kinda am
Lol
Derk: rararamamaa Romaromamama gaga oolala-
Me: WANT YOUR BAD ROMANCE -
🤣oh,and also i sub to your youtube channel 😀
Wow I love this channel a gaming and makeup,vlogging,cooking, and music video damn so good
Derk: Slurpees give me my jiggle juice
Me: wait a minute-
Wiggle wiggle dun dun Dun dun
@CHANG ZUO QIAN Moe slurpee
Derk: are u gullible
Me: thinks
Me: no
My mom who just looked at my phone: yes
Derk: “If you don’t like rice then what do you eat?”
Me: The Slurpee master speaks the truth
Ava Roblox then what do you eat
@@gamingpretzel8017 I like rice.
@@gamingpretzel8017 i hate carrots they taste like ass (not being rude or anything)
your highlight is on point!
the highlight of my day is his laugh
Yep!
"Y'all should be celebrating!"
Me (A cosplayer): *claps knowing I could never do that*😅💜
Derk: " U knOw what else is lOng?"
Me: wut?wait i knew ITT
Its dic-
Owp-
-dirty minded-
I said a long wooden pole I don’t know why
@@Luannaaa Teehee😌
@@Luannaaa agree!
I was thinking of bacon when he said that 😶 no clue why
Omg your head looked like an actually cube when your spiked your hair up!
when he said while bleaching his hair"your probably a child" me: I'm a freakin child
I’m ten :3
@@aprilbecker1566 same :3
@@dearsofia9895 yep me too
@@katiechase7801 really!?
@@dearsofia9895 yep wow
Why did I know Derk would say “raw raw oh la la”lol
Lol
E 22 banana A
I liked subscribed and turned on notifications love your videos! 😊
Thanks x
Derk slurp: its taking 20 million years
me: kay
Derk: that's alot a words
Me reading a preschool book
I just read that comment when he said that 😂 😂
@@midnightdinonuggies3462 this always happens to people-
@@adambombbuildquadvideos3831 ya lol
Derkslurp: u know what else is long
Me: he's always being weird
Derkslurp: the great wall of china u dirty minded person
XD
XD
OmG sO fUnnY HAha
I’m sorry I did a dareXD
(\_/)
( ° >°)
( > 🌈🌈
Teehee proud to be gay ^^
:}
TEEHEE
✂
Teeheee
TEEHEEE 🏳️🌈
Almost all my friends are lez or bi and I support all of them ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
i miss these videos haha ilyyy hiii
Derk: You know what else is long?
Me: *smiles awkwardly*
Derk: The big wall of China you dirty minded child
Me: 😠😂❤️
Great* xD
❤️🥺🤬
Teehee
"you guys should be celebrating!!"
Me: *Dances and eats cake*
"Car Is Huge"
"Bee Likes Honey"
"You're Cat Is Cute"
"Derk So Funny"
IMAOOO
Yas girl
That was so good I dont know how you thought of that
uhh
IMAOOOO
LMAOOOOO
0:16 when somebody in my class puts there hand up:
6:44 how did u know I was drinking a soda
Derrick: lets go get a-ugh (moans) slurpee
DiSgUsTiNg
Bruh
Ik lol
Who ever agrees with Isabella....YOU ARE DISGUSTING SO SHUT THE FLIP UP🙄
@@leyiinn9573 yasss girl
I think derkslurp and James Charles would be a perfect mach😂
Ya
Yes
Omgggg, Yas!
You spelled match wrong
@@JasmineMorris90 my apologies
I love your videos.
Its a big daddy spider!
Lmao
Love you btch
Dark: omg 10mins is sooooo long
Me:checks time* but it’s 13mins long
0:49
Derk: 10 minute videos are sooooo long
Video: *more than 10 min*
XD true
9 seconds*
u forgot the 9 sec
As
I Love How derk just bumped his head and the cat is just staring lol
Derk: "it's so hard to get a ten minute video.
Me: *sighs*...*dis vid 13 minutes long*
Derk: “should I brush my teeth”
Me: bro is that even a question yes you should 😂 (not to be mean)
i love your profile picture! (bisexual gang!! 💗💜💙)
@@sam-ps6wdthanks u 2 ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
@CreatorAsher ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ you go!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
“I love rice 🍛🍙🍚”
Me: SO RELATBLE”
Does anyone else think that Larry and Derek would be good friends !? Just me?
how old were you when you realized the “n” in 7-11 was lowercase and every other letter is capitalized
Kellie Coty life is a lie
Chloeクロエ` when it is spelled out on the sign
ohmygod my life is a lie
@@kelliecoty9193 ??????
Im so confused xd
What age? The age I am now because I just realized
When your 4 hours late:
*Well, I'm not getting noticed by no-one*
Snagzy Animates I’m late too 😂😂😂
I noticed chu
*when you’re one week late*
My sister don't like rice or pasta..WHAT DOES SHE EAT?!
Lol 😂
What does she eattttt?!
Air
Girl me to I hate Pasta and rice
Noodles lol
YOUR CAT AT THE BEGGINING PLS IM DYING
When his cat ran away was the cutest thing 😂😂😂
1:15
Just do it...just do it...it’s amazing
No one:...
Not a single soul:.....
Derk: *Does renegade like a fish*
“Ten minutes is so long...”
The video: YOU RECORDED ME FOR 13 MINUTES!
Gordon Ramsay: WHERES THE LAMB SAUCE DERK
Derk : we have no lamb sauce
Gordon Ramsay : WHAT ARE U
Derk : ???
Gordon Ramsay : A STUPID SANDWICH
*cough cough* It's Idiot Sandwich *cough*
Im probably slow for not knowing this but why does he capitalize his “O’s”
There really isn't any reason for that people just like to add pattern in words?
Sometimes I capitalize my o's for no reason..
bc's he is cool:)
His thing, he’s got his own original thingy
No real reason
I think its just comidic affect
I love rice too like who doesn’t? If you don’t like rice then there is clearly something wrong with you
i hAtE rIcE + - +
my bestie doesn’t....but nothing’s wrong with her 🙃
she just doesn’t like the texture
I don’t like brown rice but I like white rice xD
We all have our opion ok some people don’t like rice some do.
Derk: yall should be celebrating
Me: just looking at the screen 😆
7:19
Me: *shows it to my brother*
He: ·_·
Me: *tries to breathe*
Nobody:
Derkslurp: RaW rAw
derk: ugh, it's so hard to get 10 minute videos!!!!
also derk: *ends up with a 13 minute video*
When ever I'm sad I watch your video and it makes me laugh 😂.
Derk : 10 mInutEs iS sO loNg
Me: * looks at the time of the vid*
Me again: wow 13 minutes
Same!!!
Same xb
Creative Fun With Galaxy Girl 13:10
Xcactusxzlp C: yo mean booeeee
Same 🤣
You y’all should be selabrating rn : me at home in bed wearing merch the blue hood is so cunfy but back to the topic me at home : ..... umm ho yay yay yay yay yay wait but I have merch🤣❤️
Nobody cares if you have merch-
Stop flexing dude XD
Him: *complains about how ten min are so long*
**yet manages to make his vid 13 min long**
The intro when he came in and stopped the cat did too 😭✨