I’m not gonna I’m going home to the court and I’m not sure if y’all can go add it or do I have that thing in my town so I’m going home and I’m not sure what I can get done for the night and I’m going home to get the girls and I’m gonna I wanna was the way you I got a lot going to be home and I’m gonna is your day going home and I can get my dog out of my town so I’m gonna I wanna was the day you I wanna see you soon love y’all so I love y’all bye love you guys love you omg is your birthday and I’m gonna is your day so I’m gonna is the night to come to my town so y’all don’t know how much you wanna play basketball at the night I love you and I’m sorry I’m not sure what I. AND THATS MY TYPING THE MIDDLE BUTTON
Layla Booth and she was made fun and she kept saying she didn’t have a good time and I was just saying that I didn’t know what to say it is because I wanna have a nice night with her and I wanna is a really nice night I love you and fyp is your birthday I wanna is the first.
@@laylabooth2453 and then it was a good one is in the comments and it was a good one is in the comments and it was the house again and I will be there at the same time as well as I can get my thin purple water bottle
Layla Booth was a great night I love y’all and I’ll give ya one lol ima is a great night for ya lol lol ima was a great day and a good day at the beach today and I’m going into work and I’ll see y’all in a few days or tomorrow I gotta is a time to go get my stuff ready and I wanna go first and ride the road and I’ll see you guys at all the house is in a neon frost dragon or something like that’s my middle button
This is how many times derk put a filter on him or his mum in the first second! 👇🏼 OMG thax SOOO MUCH for all the likes, i've never had this many!!! :3 :D
@@danielkryst1906 nope it's probably a scam to get your account hacked sorry because roblox made it clear that they don't do any free robux as all of the ones you see on Google are just scams x just helping out because I don't want your account or anyone else's to get hacked xx
I am very sorry for the inconvenience, my little sister (8 yrs old, you were correct) was using my mom's account and went to being the stupid ass she is and started commenting hate at others, once again I am sorry and I will proceed to delete the rest of her comments.
Him: *Casually drinks whole bottle of mountain due* Me: Mom can I have a whole bottle of Dr Pepper? Mom: No, *Gives a small CAN like a size of a babies head*
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Derek: not everything is about you
His mom: actually, it is
Derek: 👁👄👁
Hi
LOL
Hiiiiii
Hes not called derek... ;-;
YT_KearaLetsPlay87x he is 👁👄👁
Derk: m0ans
Us: Quality entertainment👌
Oml no queen xD 😂😂
Bone apple teeth 👌👌
Why so true
@@angelgalaxy3352 i-
so true!!!
The way she shouted on that sharkbite, I m so dead.. LMFAO
Haha
Haha
Hahaha
What game are they playing
@@phillroberts6955 the first one was robloxian high school and the second one was shark bite
I like how your mom's just like
"Ok not that you care but I got a new bra"😂😂😂
Copied
@@YoshiWithHat hmmm
Hmmmm
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm😊@@melanielopez5663
Who else loves his energy 😂❤️
Omg u liked the comment 😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃😃
He is my spirit animal
Me
Me
Abbi Ross me
Derk says he doesn’t have any friends but in reality this is how many he has
⬇️
Edit an arrow pointing to the like button on this comment
I'm his friend
Ok
Y e s
| |
Let's face it. Derek and his mom have such a good relationship, I can seriously watch you two playing roblox for hours
The fact that your mean to your mom but she knows your joking is just amazing.
Hello Kaitlyn my name is Kaitlen
Lmfao his mom
“Not that you don’t care but I got a new bra”
Mom of the year😌🤣
🤣😂
Yess finally somebody said ittt
I was crying of laughter 😂
Precious_Kookie
Army I love you 😆😯💜💜
XD 😂😂😂😂😄🤣😄
Nobody:
Not even me:
Derk:I need to tinkle
Hahahahahhaahha
What
I LITERALLY DIED WHEN HE ADDED THE AFFECT AND IT WAS LIKE “nOoOoOodLess”
8:38 "i was catches off guard with the noises" - •Pastel•
R.I.P death : heart attack from getting jump scared
same haha i'm wearing headphones
I JUMPED.....
Same 😭
Dereks mom: why is it dark
Derek: it’s called night
Ariana H
Arianna H Hi
PFF BAHAHHA
hahahahaHahahaHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Nobody:
Derk: Talking about noodles
Only a minute in, I’ve laughed more than 20 times.
I-
“I’m wearing two different socks that’s so. Quirky”
Me who wears different pairs of socks every day to school: well I guess I’m quirky- LOL
No one:
Derk: HI HII HIIIII... EARLIER EARLIER EARLIERRR
😆😆😆😆😅😆😅😭😭
Am I actually adopted
Mrcuter Aw!Jr! Yes
@@waecolajamolaaaaa2865 Aww
Mrcuter Aw!Jr! Lol yeah.
Derk: shut up
Derk's Mom: ...
Me being asian: if I said that to my mom ill be dead ass...
Oop
exactly
Or Hispanic like me
Kittykatkat Productions&more aye im hispanic to 🤚🏼
Or Jamaica / Caribbean
Guys lets be honest ....
He have the coolest mom I ever seen
I’m not gonna I’m going home to the court and I’m not sure if y’all can go add it or do I have that thing in my town so I’m going home and I’m not sure what I can get done for the night and I’m going home to get the girls and I’m gonna I wanna was the way you I got a lot going to be home and I’m gonna is your day going home and I can get my dog out of my town so I’m gonna I wanna was the day you I wanna see you soon love y’all so I love y’all bye love you guys love you omg is your birthday and I’m gonna is your day so I’m gonna is the night to come to my town so y’all don’t know how much you wanna play basketball at the night I love you and I’m sorry I’m not sure what I. AND THATS MY TYPING THE MIDDLE BUTTON
Layla Booth omg 🤣
Layla Booth and she was made fun and she kept saying she didn’t have a good time and I was just saying that I didn’t know what to say it is because I wanna have a nice night with her and I wanna is a really nice night I love you and fyp is your birthday I wanna is the first.
@@laylabooth2453 and then it was a good one is in the comments and it was a good one is in the comments and it was the house again and I will be there at the same time as well as I can get my thin purple water bottle
Layla Booth was a great night I love y’all and I’ll give ya one lol ima is a great night for ya lol lol ima was a great day and a good day at the beach today and I’m going into work and I’ll see y’all in a few days or tomorrow I gotta is a time to go get my stuff ready and I wanna go first and ride the road and I’ll see you guys at all the house is in a neon frost dragon or something like that’s my middle button
I love your mom she makes the video 10x times better and funnier plus she’s so sweet 😂❤️
How many times he's said *"MOM"* has me astonished.
m a m a
He said mom 15 times.😔
This might help, using a mouse is A LOT easier that the mouse pad. P. S. You’re really awesome!
Btw, thanks for the likes!
Not for me using a mouse pad is easier for me I don't like using mice they squirm too much
XD jk but I still dont like using a mouse
For me that's one of the hardest things😂
My guy be spitting factzzz
Isabelle Fairbrother the game is robloxian high school I think and the second game is shark bait :)
Addison Beale or just use the arrow keys and not wasd because wasd can put you at weird angles
Who else loves how relatable he is ?
I don't think eating deodorant is relatable lol
yesssss!!😂
Same just as crazy
YES SISTER
@Kylie Hayslett i dont think so lol
Derk: everything is not about you-
His mom: actually.. it is
Derk: 👁👄👁
derek: not everything is abt u 👀
mom: actually... it is
derek: 👁👄👁
IO
I like how his moms shirt says “be kind” when derk the whole time was being mean to her for being a boomer
EXACTLYYY 😂🥺
true
Yea lol
Lol
Lol
Derkslurp:I should lick it
*licks it*
Also him:why is it kinda good?
Next thing we know, he is addicted and is on the ‘my strange addiction’ show😂
Yessss
I literally LOVE your videos!❤❤
Like I love the energy,it's hilarious😂 and it makes my day keep up the good work😇❤
U like deodorant but u don’t like apple juice
How u know ...?😳😬
@@user-gg2jp6ti1q he/she saw on tiktok on the apple juice trend
willing t𝐎 earn 27K R💲 use my meth𝐎d▶
Я заўсёды хацеў падзяліцца тым, што я ведаю
I love ur profile picture :3
@@robertbege9916 n o
If I said “shut up” to my mom I would have gotten slapped
Same! If I ever did that I would have a butt whooping, I can't even say "stop doing That" to my mom with getting beaten
I would have probably got beaten by the chancla 🥿
Same sissy but IAM gonna cry if I get slapped but that's why he's mom didn't slapped him.or something maybe it's because there s a video
if i did, my body would be found 😔✌️
Same yall!!!!!
Derk: *Sneezes and makes a wEirEd noise-*
Me: Oh my- what is he gonna say now-
Derk: **Continues on with his day**
I’m ur second subscriber!! :3 Remember me when ur famous! :]
*b o o k n o i s e s*
Shelby Kane I will ♡︎
I love how much energy he has.his mom is adorable
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Derk: *Licks some deodorant and somehow gets even more hyper*
Bruh 😂
Hahahahahahahaha
Syazwani Sofea are you going insane?
@@chloeisthebest4609 -_-wtf no
“Not that you care but I got a new bra”
-Derks Mom 2020-
𝙇𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇𝙇
*_HAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA_*
*Ahahahahahahahaaha*
Lol lmao hahah
This sack represents my happiness
**throws sack**
OMG
Hey im a big fan
AFxtxtszezddzd
derk: yelling at his mom
his mom:YES OH YEAH
me: DIEING BECUASE HIS MOM IS SO FUNNY
Larray and Derek need to make a vid together THEY WOULD BE SO FUNNYY
But Larry’s is taken so he might be whit his boyfriend
Lexia Ratliff huh-
Lexia Ratliff so? 😂
@@lexiaratliff6111 He made a video with james so what is the big deal? Just askin
YASSSSS I WOULD DIE OF LAUGHTER
"im eating pasta..."
"IM EATING nOOdlessssss"
NOODLESA
"9:31"
You should try this tool for 1M free Robux
google *Robux Promo*
It's real. ?
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i wasreading this at the same time hewas saying it lol
WOW lol
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
not even a laughing fox:
derk: *licks deodorant cutely*
*and says it’s good!*
@@gladediguardi2659 * y e s*
Yes we luv Deodorant 👁👄👁💅
You mean.... "not even a laughing mom:"...😂😂
*Me watching his last video *
*Me clapping because it was amazing👏 *
*Everyone watching me clap *
Me: “His videos are still amazing.👑”
Derkslurp before: *teaching my mom how to throw it back*
Derkslurp now: *Teaching my mom how to play roblox*
Me: *slurps to intro*
I do it all the time 👁👅👁
Me too
yeah i do it too 😂
I always do that XD
Wait I think I just found my twin aha TWINZEEEES 🤣🤣
“I have a bunch of energy rn”
*proceeds to drink a giant gallon of mtn dew*
WeLL dUuUuUh
“i LoVe NoOdLeS.” “Also, I’m eating noodles while watching this.” ;3
ツFrxsty_Chan i mean , who wouldn’t be 😂
Me o
We stan that 😂
I love Noodles to and I am eating Noodles
ME TOO OML
First of all: I love dat energy
Second of all: I honestly sometimes wonder how long it takes to edit his videos cuz of all of the affects
no one:
not one person:
not even GORDON RAMSAY:
Derk: nOOdlE
(i am so sorry i keep doing this..)
You just need one more like and then my OCD will not be trying to break my phone (I’m here right now at 59 likes)
@@stvrl1ghtt7 haha XDD
bread I am back at 159 and you still need one more like to make my OCD not throw my phone at the bee hanging around my window
@@stvrl1ghtt7 AH GOD DANG
Normally when I get RUclips notifications I don’t care but it is durkslurp so I went right to it 😂
ikr 😂
IKR 😄
Same- :3
Me 2
Omg same 😂
Mom: Not that you care...
Derkslurp: *looks up*
Mom: I GOT A NEW BRA!
Derkslurp: WHAT?😳
Me: *dying inside*😂😂
Do u have a channel
Maggie Ortega no
Lol
OMG BAHAzhA..,!
I was literally laughing so hard!!!! This is hilarious!!!
Him: shut up 😂
His mum: laughs*
Me: shut up 😂
My mum: *slaps me across the face*
💀
Lit Kidz what you
mimi playsRoblox it’s a joke and it was a response like that’s sad take a joke
You know he’s like an adult right?
This is how many times derk put a filter on him or his mum in the first second!
👇🏼
OMG thax SOOO MUCH for all the likes, i've never had this many!!! :3 :D
Only 5
Lol only 10 that’s nothing
60’s more like it 💅🏼✨😂😌
WOW 60 now
Mom
*me watching this whilst eating lunch:*
his intro: *slurp*
me drinking my soup: *slurp*
Me drinking water while reading this comment: slurp
You deserve more subs! Also i was eating noodles while u were 😂
derek’s mom: they like my tiktoks
derek: that’s about me, oww my knee! 😂
no-one , just no-one:
Derek: *licks deodorant* mmm
Alice Horne LMFAOOOO
We gay people love licking stuff✨✨✨🧚🏻♀️🧚🏻♀️🥰🤤
@@ancvent I generally died of laughter
Alice Horne its a fact
“Whoever doesn't uses deodorant is gross” not even a minuet later “should I lick the deodorant?” The hEck 😂
Carley McBride XD
Carley McBride .. I’m not gross.. I’m 8 :c I don’t use dEoDoRaNt
😂😂
If u lick the deodorant you lick Ur armpit 😂
XD XD XD XD!!!!
OMG when the shark came out of no where I straight up got scared 😳
No one:
Litterly no one:
Derek: sHoUlD i LiCk tHiS d dEoDoRaNt
LOL
“ not that I care but I got a new bra” 😂
DERKSLUP LIKED MY COMMENT😲☺️🥳🤩😍SLUPPPPPP
His mom: *NoT tHaT yOu CaRe, BuT I gOt A NeW BrA*
Lol
UwU
Opp
Your energy is EVERYTHING👏👏 love from antigua🇦🇬💕🦋
nobody:
derks mom: "iTs A vIsIoUs PiGgY!" 😂
Nobody:
You: My GrAmMeR iS gReAt
This is how many people Derk’s edits are funny
👇🏻
Blonde Wolfie Do you know what happened to him he stopped posting :(
Cyber x space I don’t know:(
E S it’s really sad how he stopped posting I’m really worried about him
Yea me to:(
He is also my fav youtuber
This is the definition of having a best friend relationship with you mom
Me: *impossible*
I Love The Energy😂😂❤❤
Also whats breakfast cuz i turn breakfast to lunch😌🙈
He is literally the second LARRY
True tho
Derek: disrespects his mom
Me: about to say something to my mom My mom: >:O *grabs belt*
XD
I can agree TwT
I wanna do that to my siblings ;-;
Who else loves that we get to see him on RUclips as well as TikTok ✨🥰👑
I love it
Mom’s new insecurity of the week: failing at Roblox
This is how many times he says UuUuuUuuUh
👇
112
1:51
Nah how many times he said mOoOoOm
@@reynaaguinaganmpwatbutvh0n129 ?
@@reynaaguinaganmpwatbutvh0n129 what are you saying????
Derks mom: I hit the D
Derek:ahahaaaha
Me: *snorts of laughter*
Nobody:
Absolutely nobody:
Derk:*licks spoon lustily in front of creepy cars*
What else do u expect from him tbh😂
Alright the mum is so funny 😂 lol
We can tell where Dark gets is funniness from
When Derk said your boing to his mom:
His mom’s shirt said be kind
The shirt has spoken
hello! can you help me to grow my channel by subscribing it? it would be a big help for me!:) thank you!
@@jazzviolin8450 i will
Happy white thank you! :)
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I don’t know if your mother is being held hostage or you are??🤠🤠🤠🧚🏼♀️✨💓🌸🐚
"7:47"
if you love Roblox and want robux use;
Google *robux promo*
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@@danielkryst1906 nope it's probably a scam to get your account hacked sorry because roblox made it clear that they don't do any free robux as all of the ones you see on Google are just scams x just helping out because I don't want your account or anyone else's to get hacked xx
TheKiwis agreed
Me:...
Them: *Looks at each other and starts laughing*
Me: *sees them laughing and starts laughing*
I love ur videos 😍
Hiij
@Liv Lincoln eh- somewhat
Im happy you make vids :>
Derk's mom: Why am i taking tiny steps???? Me: ItS CaLlEd Ro-SkAtInG
I am very sorry for the inconvenience, my little sister (8 yrs old, you were correct) was using my mom's account and went to being the stupid ass she is and started commenting hate at others, once again I am sorry and I will proceed to delete the rest of her comments.
It is ok i understand
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Derks mom: -Deep voice activated-
*YEASSS*
7:41
Who thinks he should do a part 2?
meeee i just commented that lmao
@@ambryyyy
Oop sorry 😅
He should do a part two!!!
He’s that kid who eats everything and doesn’t get fat
LOL legit derk tho
Yea 🙌 I wish I was like that
Why is that me tho I eat too much but I’m looking like a stick ;-;
@@XFAIRY-rc4ns same, but I look like a really juicy fat apple
Bro...I will eat two hundred chocolate bars and I won't even grow an inch
I CHOCKED ON MY WATER BC THIS IS SO FUNNYY XDDD
Him: *Casually drinks whole bottle of mountain due*
Me: Mom can I have a whole bottle of Dr Pepper?
Mom: No, *Gives a small CAN like a size of a babies head*
I’m very sorry for you 😔
OML I couldn’t stop laughing. Had to rewind bc I missed something Due to my laughing
Literally no one:
Derk: licks deodorant
😳
Ur my new fav youtuber and tik toker now i have 2 fav youtubers 😁
This is how many times Derk said "mom"👇
Durk: telling a story
Me: bed time night mommy and daddy
I tried teaching my mother but, she refused XD
6:52
You trying to fly? Lol
No one:
Not a single soul:
Derk: NoOdLe...NOM NOM
It’s literally like watching 20 of your tik toks together, I love it 😌
Me: *hears Derek sneeze*
Me: 👁 👄 👁
Me:CORONAVIRUS
cOr0nA ViRus
Gacha Kelsey LoL
I love his mom's laugh so much!!
Mom: why is it dark Derk: it’s called night time 😂😂😂
Derek*
Bun Bears that’s how he says it be quiet
When Roblox is my life ;-;
I was like this game is horrible I got it ;-; I bought robux and played every day xD
Nicole D’caro I literally only play the game adopt me xD
Same, I just got off of bloxburg. ;-;
c o o k i e nice lmao
Nobody:
Derks mom: not that you care but I got a new bra
No one:
Absolutely no body:
Derk: NOODLE
My ears: 👁💧👄💧👁
Nobody:
Derk: Contemplating licking their deodorant
Wow
Derk: If YoU dOnT wArE dEoDeRaNT YoU NaSTY
me: I forgot some this morning and all week
I-
Yup and I cant find any in my house bc its covid and I'm boring
lol I for her almost every day
I'm a fan of ROBLOX.
so this is NICE.
Ladies and Gentlemen, He has done it.
DERK HAS DONE ROBLOX.
AAAAAA
AKA him mom ;-;
IM A FAN TOO YAY can we play adopt me;-; username:jayneelove
When the boat or shark came crashing at your side i jumped lol 😂