IGNORING my FAMILY for 24 hours
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- Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024
- heh ok so someone requested that i ignore my family for a day...
SO THAT'S WHAT I DID!!!
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If I ever tried Ignoring my family I’d get yeeted out of a window
same gurl/boi
Same but I get slapped
Same
I would tell them
in the life of kiera unwin gurl 😂
Me: *presses notification*
Also me: *HEARS FRANTIC BREATHING*
Oml
Hi i love you so much 😍💋
@@wenisx7270 de fawk
@@BlackRedBlueBerry what u rambling on about
Sameee
Him: is him and thinks he's not cool
Me: .......... YOU ARE AMAZING AND THERE IS NOTHING ELSE YOU CAN SAY ABOUT IT
Derk: I don’t like people
Me: I guess I’m an alien....
I Literally Love Him He's So Funny, How Can People Hate Him??
Edit: Ok I Get it y'all killing me with these notifications 🤣💀
“Slurp👁👅👁 💦 “
he got to 1 m
Jessica Carreon so.?
I know right
I know right he is super funny
Literally no one: Derkslurp: rawr raw-raw-rawr. Watch the end;)
Ok
@@losangelesgirlnicegirl8436 -20 brownie points
Ok
Rawr means "I love you" in dinosaur language so yay
bbrbrbbrbrbrbrbrbrbbrbbrrrrrrrrrrrrrgq
When he said “what do you do at 6 o’clock In the morning” me sitting here at 6 AM watching RUclips waiting for my shower to heat up 👁👄👁
Pesty CJ wait you take a shower at 6 in the morning.. I just watch you
Tube
Same! XD
Pesty CJ 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Well usually I've been staying up since three a m bc I sleep all day and stay up till twelve pm
Literally like every time he giggles it makes me feel happy. Is that weird?
Is it just me? Eh whatever. Love ya Derk.❤️🧡💛💚💙💜
“Is it bae”
His head: *willy wonka*
Eww no
His jawline is sharper then the baby in yellow 😶
Derk: “fill me up daddy 😋”
The person filling up his cars gas: “👁👄👁...”
I love your videos
Frozen Flame Gachas really?
Of course your amazing
Tysm! I’ll post soon :)
Can’t wait to see it new sub UwU
Me: *Ignoring my family for 2 seconds*
Family: *so you have chosen death...*
sister shook LMAOOO
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@S Multani xD
sister shook LMAOOO
Yes🤣🤣🤣🤣
me: *cutely ignoring my mom*
my mom: *cutely takes of her slipper*
God nooooooooo you know what's going to happen next smacked oof
Fr we gon get smacked out the world-
@@princess_robloxrighg1190 soooooo trueeee
Him: What do you do at 6 o clock in the morning?
Me: Get ready for school 🙃
Me too
😂😂
me don’t educate myself 😌✨
YES
derkslurp same
Derk: "I've been sitting here for five minutes because I don't know what to do"
Me: MoOd
Flamingo/Albert x Derk Slurp/Derek Flamingo: "E! AAAAA" Derk Slurp: "My bootyhole itchs...." Perfect ship >-
@シg̸a̸c̸h̸a̸ g̶l̶i̶t̶c̶h̶シ True XD- SUGA HUNNAH ICE TEAAH YOU WATCH LIMITED?!
Kuruhstal Wolf cringe
Are you a armyyy
The relatability-
*He is the best RUclipsr ever you can’t convince me otherwise*
Yesh indeed
What about jojospotlight 👁️💧👄💧👁️
ItzMemoryÚwÙ 😌
Min yoonji who?
Don’t forget the funniest 😆
me every single night:
" time for some derkslurp sis 🙄🙌"
XD same-
Lol
Lol Me:
XDDDD
YESSSSSSS
He gets distracted a lot but he allways makes me laugh A LOT.
I get distracted a lot too😂😂
Sameee i cant stop laughing
His editing is just like Larry's or ravon's love him already
I knowww, I love this style of editing and his personality lol, I don’t get why people try to say you copied “blah blah”. Like bruh, does it really matter that much.
same i love him so much
Yesssssss 👍
him:why is it raining
mother nature:i need to pee
Him talking:
10%Him normal talking
10%Him dirty talking
80%Him moaning
Your mom: Iv'e got goodies!
You: Stares in awkwardness
Oof at that point ide be like :OO
I would have stood strong cuz I am on diet but I would have cried myself to sleep for not eating it
I've*
The day Derk doesn’t get a Slurpee is the day the world ends
Yesssss
...............👁👅👁
YasssSsssss
XD
Well me sis said a few days ago the world was supposed to end xD
If I tried to ignoring my family for a day my family wouldn’t even notice
your family is so sad
Lolz
Same
Cold my dude
Come to my family they will yeet you to pluto :D{wait no dont come I dont whant yout o diez T-T}
why is derk the only youtuber that actually makes me laugh
"I wanna ignore everybody and just live my life because people annoy me" I felt that😭
Derk: “What do you do at six in the morning!?”
Me: Play Roblox 👁👄👁
LOL
Lol
OMG me too!my user name is Jojomoff
Ppl when he doesn’t: post for a while: eh, ok he’s taking a break
ME WHEN HE DOESNT POST: hES DEaD
Lol
Sofia Torres bruh
Sofia Torres is this supposed to be funny because it isn’t.
XD
@@pix3lstomper143 omg XD
Derk: **Can't function in the morning**
Me: Same. Just same.
when you said “you get up at six?- WhAt Do YoU dO iN tHe MoRnINg”
me: *wakes up at 5 am*
*dying*
I get up at 11 am 🧍♂️
@@moldedmoldy 0_0 how?! i wake up 5-6 and do nothing
@brynne wilson ikr 😭
Derkslurp: Whenever I don’t post, I’m sad
Me: So the few hours you don’t post, you are sad?
💀😂😂
He hasn't posted in 2 weeks
If derk were to call me annoying i'd take it as an honor 🤭❤️✨
Lol
I’m totally putting a sign on the bathroom door that says “#cleanyourcheeks” LOL 😂
Derk : you Are probably annoying
My mom : she is
Me : REALLY MOM
Lily-May Feist she spelled it correctly..
Sorry i am not English i am Serbian
Lily-May Feist yup been there
Lily-May Feist **really** dude get you’re spelling right before you try to be a spelling police not a grammar police LOL!
Lily-May Feist relly
My 8 year old sister is beside me while I’m watching this-
*covers her ears*
Lol
@@hmopopper you don't need to say her name
Why lol
Oop- welp what can I say I'm only nine ;-;
O-o?????
“I got.. *DONUTS* !”
I haven’t had donuts sense last month 😔
Edit: I didn’t think this would get so popular. 😳
Brynncpoli I had donuts today
I haven't had donuts in like 4 months-
same cause it took me a month to post this 💀😂
I haven’t had donuts for 6/5 months
I had today
I know they say the grass is always greener on the other side but derk is super lucky with is mom dad and sister, they seem to be so caring and respectful of him, i wish i had such a family.
“What do u do at 6 am” watch ur vids
I know right🤣🤣😂😂😅😅
Same-
Ikr
he is probably the most unproblematic tiktoker with over 10M ON GODD I love him sm
Introverts be like:
👁👄👁 what do you want me to say?
True
:o togA!
omg toga what are you doing here
Lime being myself lol
꧁Himiko Toga꧂ nice lov you toga!
I Literally love Him He's So Funny, how Can People Hate him
I agree
Yeah I alllllllllllwayssssss watch him
If you hate him you have no hummor or life btw
I have no idea
I know right but let them hate because we hate them😁😁😁
"What do you do at 6 o'clock in the morning?!"
Me: get ready for school?
Same 👁👄👁
you reminded me of school man 😔🤚
Sorry i dont get up in 6 o'clock i get up at 12 o'clock '-'
me at 6 o'clock i just play roblox or watch youtube lol
kaylira D. Yesssss
noone:
not even you:
DerkSlurp: FRANTICALLY BREATHING
I found you
Bot
Røsy _Strxwberry no I am not
Me thinking he was dead because he hadn’t posted for ages: 👁👄👁
Ya I know👁👄👁
Amelia vs Holly!!! Yea 👁👅👁
🧿🕳🧿
Ik
Sameeee!!!
I love your videos so much whenever I get bored there’s always your Edited videos are always here to cheer me up don’t stop making them
You cannot tell me you don’t laugh or smile and he doesn’t make you happy in general after watching him🥰 love him💕❤️
Him : it's raining me: I'm surprised u didn't saw "it's wet"
Hehe
Derk: UUGH WHY IS IT RAINING!?
me: well mother nature gotta go when she gotta go..
Lol
PFFFTTTTT-
Lol
Omg lol!
PFFFTTTTT LOL
I wasn’t felling good so I watched this vidoe and you made me fell better!!😋🌸 i love you just like you love us!
"I got DONUTS!!! do- nuets"
Me: *yes.*
Olivia House nice try but it’s doughnuts
@@ktgaming4932 thanks
I feel bad for his mom when she said “if u want some u need to talk to me” 💀👌🏻
Ikr
Nobody:
Literlly nobody:
Derk: ew im scary,*cough* *cough*omg! Im dying!
What time?
What time?
Time: 9:04
If your dad waved at aren’t you supposed wave back?
Meanwhile me sitting on the couch just staring at my sister shoving donuts in her face:
DerksluRp: what do you do at 6 in the morning
Me: **literally watching this at **6:11*
I am watching this at night at 9:04
If I ignored my family for that long I'm gonna get yeeted out of the front door 😂
Derk: I want to ignore everybody and live my life because people annoy me.
Derk: I am just chilling in my room to avoid people
He is literally me😂
I’m a kid and I love your videos because Every time I’m sad you make me happy and I love
When he said “I look scary” I said “you look like James when he di the scary hey sisters
BAHAHAHA
Flashback Marry ?
'its impossible to be awake before 8 am"
me waking up at 1 be like
" what am i a roach'
that was not funny at all
LoL
Looooooooooooooooooo00000000000000000oooooool HAHA
LMAO
Shemiah's World of Play meant*
Shemiah's World of Play *at
“I will be ignoring my f-
Me: is you ok?
eyo more star stable ppl in the comments lol
Derk: what do you do at 6:00am
me: WATCH DERKSLURP
When he said i put mint lotion all over my body i was like so even ur teeth😂lol
That was cringe I really didn’t think that was funny
Haha lmao
AS SEEN AS I SAW THIS COMMENT THE LOTION PART CAME 😂
@@relationshipcontent9295 ikr
@@princess_robloxrighg1190 same
You said: what do you even do at 6
Me: School, I’m dying over here
The ICONIC intros tho-
Also congrats on 1M
🥴😂😂😂😭😌✌️
7:08 JUST FOR WHEN IM SAD *like so when im sad i get reminded*
Hello DerkSlurp here is a list of things you can do at 6am
•watch anime
•sleep
•make Tiktok
•scream
•watch movies
•make yt videos
•ect.
Anime anime anime anime ANIME rn I'm going thru a stage where I can't stop watching anime in my room while staying away from *everybody*
@@meilichee ikr
Now ik How weird you are :>
The ppl who think he's weird but still love Derek. Edit:ty for all the likes tyyyy it's the most I've ever got💖
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Meeeeeeeeeeèeé
:>
Hewo!!
When derek is editing, he probably just looks at the keyboard, and then wacks his head against the keyboard, and let's his head decide what the video will look like...😌
Are u hating??
Honestly true but I love it
xXSunflowerTwink Xx I don’t think she is
Leigha Metcalf sounds like she is
@@mastertoe8917 No. I absolutely love derek he is my favorite youtuber. It's just my type of humor.
I love the noises he makes and the editing😂😂😂🤣🤣
"Ignoring my family-"
*First time?*
I feel like derick is one of those people who deserves wayyyy more followers also I love him ❤
All the editing effects makes this like 10 million times better
Derk: its raining ugh
Me: she's going
Derk: what?
Me: she's either crying or in the bathroom
When you early but don’t know what to say in the comments:
👁👄👁 ʜɪ...
Hey 👁👃🏻👁
Him: what do you do at 6 a.m in the morning?
Me: Take the dog out for a sheet.
Don't forget to watch Enola Holmes on Netflix! Out September 23!!!
My birth day is around there
Him, Larray and James Charles should do a colab
YESSSSSS
Yassaaassaaaaaaasssss
Yassssssss
*Yesh*
No, him and James have nothing in common!
I am a kid I love your videos and whenever I’m sad you make me happy and you make me laugh
“What do you do at 6 o’clock in the morning?”
Me: get ready and go to school
😂😂😂😂
YESSssssss
Mhmmm I wake before my mom walk in and wake me up
Tru
My mom walks in and says SCHOOL TIME !!!
@@cryptolegend8010 ikr. My mum clicks on the light and days "uppy uppy uppy!"
0:04
Me in class when I have to turn on my mic:
"eiheiheiheiheih"- derkslurp 2021-2001
My mum watching you: ZÃCH WTF IS THIS
Me:It’s-It’s bootifull🥺
Derk: What is up with me today?
Me: you say that every video-
Also me: What’s up with you every day? (no hAtE oR oFfEnsE 😂)
OMG HE HEARTED-
Him: What do you even do in the morning at 6 o'clock
Me: Go watch Derkslurp
My Mum: SLEEP
My Baby Sister: Cry,sleep,feed
My Step Dad: Snore
Me( Again): Say to myself" My family is weird"
DONT CALL ME HUNNY
Derk: “what are you going to do at 6 o’clock at the morning?!”
Meh: *gets ready to watch derkslurp sleepy*, FAST, IM GOING OT BE LATE FOR HIS VIDEO:0
"You are probably annoying"
Me: YES I AM. I AM. 😂😂😂😂😂😂 ASK MY 3FRIENDS!!!
Also me: IM VERY WEIRD AND CREEPY TO. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Same
Malerie Rose No you are not girl!
Every think in this comment is correct for me
O sissy u think u r weird think again
ok?
"Clean your cheeks"
~Derkslurp 2020
Him: What do you do at six o’clock in the morning
Me: I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL 😭 (sad girl hours)
Omg can relate
I- i go to school at 9:10 ;-; when my school ends at 3:30- i be raging U -U me still being a Dumb ()itch-
**Pretend to be sick cuz I can’t wake up early enough for school**
School IS best
@@hawkfrostyt3019 no it ain't .-.
That ngkgkgk made me laugh every 100 times i replaid it💙💙💙😂😂😂
Him: what do you do at 6 am
Me: finally decide it's time for sleep
Same
“Tell me to shut up in the comments”
Haters:SHUT UP
Me: BISH
Who else noticed that when he was running in the rain he looked like a fully grown baby
Edit:OMG TYSM FOR ALL THE LIKES AND COMMENTS
Ya XD
Bruh I first saw him in tikok
@@oknah8308 same lol
@@oknah8308 same but thats out of topic
Ultra XD
I love these videos so much and honestly I watch and rewatch them every single day 😅😅
1:52:Me trying to run away from drama.
He is weird but I love everything he does 😍
That face at the beginning tho PERIOD
derk: you might be wondering...... whats today's video about?
me: i read the title
Derk: What do you do at six Clock in the morning?
Me: HAVE TO GET READY FOR SCHOOL
The webtoon ad: *I luv you"
Me: i-
Him:tell me to shut up in the comments
Everyone:n o
Me:ShUt uP
Derk is that one friens who gets drunk after having too much water 😂
Why was it so funny when Derek said “eeee”
"It's rainin, why is it rainin" I love how the "g" is on break