telling my MOM my embarrassing NAUGHTY STORIES
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
- i thought thus might be boring but i think it turned out good hehe so yeah....click the like button you turd face.
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Derkslurp:"Im going to give satan a lap dance"
Lil Naz X: "Already done."
Ummmmmmmm!!!!!!!
LMAO
yes.
@@ewa..- lol
cAlL mE wheN u WaNt
CaLl Me WhEn U nEed
CaLl Me In ThE mOrNiNg
I bE oN mY wAy-
moms face on the thumbnail be like “disappointed but ain't surprised”
Kind of reminds me of yoongi's meme-
@@Wonychangedme. omg lmao
*Congrats to anyone that found this reply. Here is your reward: 🌹🌹🌹
Yes some roses :)*
Editing app: *I'm tired*
Derk: *I don't care*
💀💀💀
@@garfield._.1879 what
I tried to get a sun tan and I got burned. I want a new sun.
I like how his mom doesn’t care what he is talking about
HAHAHAHA!!!🤣😂😂😅
I feel like his nails are more perfect then my future. 😂✋
Nice pfp
You mean her?
@@carietrinityfamilyfarm8183 I think their talking about Derkslurp
@@gooberhopper25 i know
@@carietrinityfamilyfarm8183 ah I see
I love how derek's vids are fun :D
Me too
Bro his name is Derek?!?
@@Ryan_isbadatcod yea-
I didn’t know till now….
And dumb lol
the fact he talks about his life when he says he planned something and we all still watch😂💀his vids make my day✨
"im gonna go give satan a lap dance." i DIED
I wouldn't have a mother if I did this-
THANKS FOR THE LIKES OMG
@@carmenwallace8500 oh my go
I wouldn't have an arm if I did this
@@SN-zr1tblol lol lol
I don’t even have a mother 😃
Love his moms facial expression in the cover lmao
Derks mum: my innocent kid
Me: are uou sure about that
10:54
I feel his ✨outfits✨ are everything for me 😂
If i told my mom my stories she be planing my funereal alredy 🤣
I would be disowned
So funny but your still alive I think 🤔😂🤣
Same
same 💀
@@JoseReyes-nh9vq Hopefully 👀
You are one of my favourite RUclipsrs! :)💕
No he's on tp he's not one 😌
I clicked on the video and immediately started laughing so can we just take a moment to appreciate him and his editing 🤣
"Well im gonna give Satan a lap dance"
It's the nails for me
"Sweated is not a word"
Girl, Derek just built different.
Omg who's been a fan and has been waiting!!
Me
All of us
Does anyone just love his editing ITS PERFECT LIKE HIM IMAO ✨
Teachers:No ripped jeans!
Me and my friends watching: DaNg LoOk At ThEm KnEe CaPs
I'm mad I want to watch this video like right now
uhm ok?? then watch it 😐
His nails are so nice omg
EVERYONE- THIS IS NOT A DRILL, THE KING HAS RETURNED!!!✨✨✨
uh-
Still reading-?
You look so pretty- like a model 👁👅👁✨
I'm lying in bed at 3:47am with greasy tangled hair so-
Um
Yeah no 😃👍
@@strangehumanthings1886 yes.
Ty!
When I tell you I watch this everyday when I’m having dinner I mean it, ur vids are hilarious! 😂
he is the type of person who would make a vid of him doimg nothing and i would still watch it cuz id wait for him to start taking or something
Atleast im not the only one xD
our boy is going live after my classes? this is a miracle thank holy atua
oo another dr stannie
hey bestie
I feel like derk slurp would be best friends with Jordan Cunningham lol
Ikr same, I thought that right when I started to watch one of Derk's videos 30 minutes ago
Your momma is so precious 💗 I've got a good momma too
omg i used to watch u everyday, you’ve changed so much! i remember when u weren’t a famous icon, oh how you’ve grown. 💘💕
If slurp talks naughty stories, I'll watch for 10decades if it makes him happy.ty for likes and this is true! Also always pray God is real he helps millions of people every day!
Lol
Same
Ty for likes
Pray god? I dont have 'god'
I AM A MUSLIM I HAVE 'allah'
I believe in the Greek/Roman gods. Key word GODS c:
Derek:so I'll be vibing with this-
Yoshi: *badum*
1:00 Derkslurp, you already ARE fashionable 🙄💅🏻✨
THOSE FRIES THO- GIMME NOWWW :[ 👁👅👁
Just the start is already a banger👀
Love your connection to your mum, she's so sweet :-) & so are you haha treasure her always
derk's outfits are just perfect
premiere notification on
I always rush to ur videos Derk! Love em.
I love these videos they make my day brighter bc they are so funny XD
I love his intros its like he shows off his outfit explains gets confused and then explains it all again
-3:48 me👩🏻💅🏻:damn that boii thicc👁👄👁
Lol does not make sences
Am back from school And am Tired as frick but i would say.... His nails are the only Thing better then My existence :)
His way of editing makes the way he asks more than he already is-
😩😭😂✋🏼
Like i love derk slurp so much to the point to where i have binge watched his channel all dayyy. I LOVE HIMMMM
i love your content lmaooo-SLURP--!
The fit is so everything😌
i’d just like to say, that outfit is leaving us all speechless
HELP ME IM DYING OF LAUGHTER "ArE YoU TaKinG naUghTy PiCs?" or " InnOcEnT cHiLdReN" HELPPPPPP
Omg I'm so happy finally you posted
You should do one day a weird video
Bruh his nails have more fashion then my life rn
" I feel weird having sleeves on my arms"
Most insperational quote of 2021
This has got to be your funniest video I’ve seen it’s like vine but so entertaining love your videos and how u edit them ❤️
I love your videos :D
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@@derkslurp you da best :3
@@derkslurp 😍😍🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤣🤣😂❇🎇🎇🎇🌟🌟✨
0:18 that hair is gorgeous
I just love him. He makes me laugh so much. You are so sweet and cute
This boy is the only person that could make the most boring video and I'd still watch it.
Im not gonna miss it derek is a best boy he's kind, funny, and he being himself that's why I love him 😊
I love how you are a guy and identify as a guy and still are into effeminate things and fashion :) like it's okay to be an effeminate male and not be trans and I feel like that is hard to find nowadays because everyone is pressured to be nonbinary or trans. You are a great person and you are not afraid to be yourself and I think that is amazing. Also your mom is SO CUTE I LOVE HER!
Dayum your outfit is just *chefs kiss* aesthetic as hell. I could never rock that look hun, Ú>Ù ❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤
I love how he always talks about INAPPROPRIATE things
Omg yessss, I can't wait‼️
Hey 👋 eeek I’m so excited, I love Derk slurp. Boy, I don’t even know how u still single man
I think maybe cuz he looks like wheat 😂
Lol hahhahahha
Derk's Mom: He's to innocent.
Derk: Not so innocent anymore
derk:*closes cream container* **SOUNDS LIKE A DYING WATER BOTTLE**
OMFG I love his outfit ✨pls just look at it its so damm pertty ✨pls where did you buy it
His nails are prettier than my future
love him
Ok but your whole outfit, nails, and hair are just- beautiful
Derk’s videos always make me happy if I am sad
He's just to entertaining for all of us ! 🧸♥️😊
❤️ Real heart
His mom in the car next to him watching him talking about random stuff be like: 👀
him and his mom have a amazing bond
I love you Derek 😂
I love how nails make anyone who wears them and instant sass queen 💅
aaa i’m excited !
We do love gogy and Derek tho
✨Hello how are you people 😌💅✨
Edit: his nails are so pretty✨😌
SLAY QUEEN THAT OUTFIT THOOO OMG SLAYYY
Who else just watches his videos cutely but just doesn't watch it cuz you don't wanna miss one part of it because it's so good
OML I COULD NEVER, I CANT WAIT FOR THIS VID THOO❤️🔪🥵
3:34 that was the most inspirational moan ever
girl your outfits are the best i can’t 😭
I literally need his glasses ✋😂
Derkslurp: I'm gonna go and give Satan a lap dance
Me: Yeah I liked the new Lil Nas X song to
His mom's voice compared to get laugh😂
Derkslurp: you don’t know what it’s like to be an alpaca
Me: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🥲🥲
I love your personally I love your videos so much I they’re so funny 😂and I love the bond between your mother and you you’re really cool wonder what’s your zodiac sign💜 and all your outfits are bomb❤️❤️
i'm in the premier-
*why is this the best live chat i've ever seen-*
Ikr1
I swear you’re so awesome to the point that you will get a boyfriend 😌😌😌💖
His relationship with his Mom is soo funny xD
Bro I literally love his mom
Durkslurp !!!
Pov:you just got the notification that he was going live but he's not
I literally love his videos 💕
Ur moms reaction to ur inappropriate jokes is awesome!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣😋🏳️🌈
Anyone else wanna run into him in a store just to compliment him?
Just me?
Okay.
My reasons for wanting to run into him. 😈
The way she said "slurp that in" 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Derk feels like he looks bad but really he looks ✨fabulous✨😫😌
SLURP- your outfits are fabulous- also
I was drinking water and I laughed and apat it out everywhere
❤❤if anyone says your ugly,you are not!you are handsome-beautiful.GOD Is real❤❤
girl-
i-
queen 👁👄👁✨💅🏾
Derk: Eyelash
Me: Don't you say it,
Also me: Derk don't yo-
Derk: " *Billie Eyelash* "