coffee shops make me the MOST DISGUSTING DRINK they can 🤮
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- Опубликовано: 23 авг 2024
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i just decided to do this cause of some TikTok videos i have seen!
hope you ENJOY me being DISGUSTED 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🥺😌
thank you 😏😂
if you see this comment "slurp 👅💦"
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#derkslurp
Nobody:
Literally Nobody:
Like seriously NOBODY:
Derslurp in every video: Ya know what I mean
Chad Pfohl what
Okay but what is that pfp
Slurp
Yeah slurp
@@Kateidkkkk He knows.
Slurp: bReaKiNg nEwS, I wEnT ouTsiDe
*extroverts* ????
Me: *most relatable thing Ive heard this quarintine*
Lol ikr
I can to lol
Hiroko Belgica he likes ur comment :0
Yass
Ikr 😂
can we appreciate how Derek is literally being himself to us😊
Yes
@𝐉𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐁𝐞𝐧𝐚 that’s just weird then. And random.
Respect
The thing that i love about derk is that hes different from all the other RUclips, doesnt care what anybody thinks, and inspires meeeeee I LOVE U DERKKK
No-one :
literally no-one:
Derk: I don't gag on things , I gagged because of them 😂😂😂
bc of things*
Derk: When you look at your phone and you have no notifications.
Me: You're my favorite notification!
Deku is that you
@@thatbitch2501 Maybe
gimme a hug and say your dating todoroki. NOWWWWWWW >:)
@@aries_xx1 I'm not dating anyone-
@@aries_xx1 But I will hug you!
Derek's editing skills are amazing
*Him moaning at the bee*
Me: I can’t..😆
Derkslurp: I get annoyed by myself
Also Derkslurp: Does anyone relate to that
Me: hmmmmmmmm yes
:D
Nsnjnnsjnsjnjns
Me: oh very much yus, indeed,agreed, yeah, yesh **more words that mean yes**
Lol
I swear he makes everyone’s days even the haters.
you might want to edit that
Factual
Thank u for speaking the truth sir
@@zquixgaming5628 why :-\
:-)
Literally Derek having nothing to do always gets "distracted, confused, and tired" but his vids just makes my day
"when you look at your phone and you have no notifications"
-derkslurp 2020
Your face 🤬🤬🤬🤬
@@LoganArielle1991 huh?
How he speaks :
10% normal talking
10% making dirty jokes
80% moaning
Yes
Omg ty for the heart ly
Lol😂
What about that little giggle
Derk: gasp A BUG EWW oh noo were is it
*It’s so hot!* *84 dEgReEs?!*
Us Arizonians in 115° weather: *Weak.*
Butt face! It’s 120
I’m Biloxi Ms sometimes. Plus humidity...
THATS NOFINK out in Nigeria we vibing in 130 :p
hahahahaha IM IN UK AND I DONT EVEN GET 30° no but srsly i dont
Texas in 128 degrees
Me over here in Ireland with 17 degrees thinking we on fire:;0;
“You can’t get away from yourself because you’re.. yourself”
Me- and my parents told me to be myself *flips hair dramatically*
Reminder
Derk : u know what else is hot? Ur dad
Me : HoW rUdE i hAvE tWo mOmS >:l
Lol my kid be like:
Um but yeah
:0 that’s so cool
@@walaaelmaraghy9555 aw thanks 😄
He says he annoys himself-
Meanwhile..
I sing during homework even though I don’t want to, and when I stop, I start again and get annoyed
How is this twelve years ago.....the video posted a few months ago.....*confused
Confused...
Girrrl if u dont
John Howington lol its in their name i thought the same thing
Editor : How many effects do you want?
Derek: *YES*
Christopher Cepeda Mata yeah he does
@@derkslurp omg derek thank you for replying!! my life is complete !!!! slurp!!!
I love how he’s complaining about bird poop on his car when I’ve had a bird poop on my shoulder
It landed in my eye once ✋️😭
DerkSlurp:Nobody is laughing
Me: Wheezing till my death
No one: he's not funny
Me: LAUGHING SO HARD
Lol I'm on mer moms account
Lmaoo
You’re laughing? I’m dying 😂😂💀
Life with LELE you died
Preach girl preach✨❤️😂
derek: are people watching me? stop watching me. it makes me uncomfortable..
the 930k subscribers watching him: 👁👄👁
1M* lol
Just A Google User. 1.1M* lol
@@-peppapig-5911 xD
Strxwberri Mxlkshake You mean 1 mill
Lol
omg
what if he did this then someone did the “ordering what the person in front of me ordered” challenge-
He did
Derk: you know what else hot? Your dad 😏
Me: my dad died 3 months ago TnT😞
aM sorry for you 😔 TVT
Nobody:
Not even a single soul in the whole world:
Two seconds later: moaning
Me:🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨😯🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣
Oml you guys need to stop using the "nobody literally no one"
Because there are people that can relate but you don't wanna seem awkward. So literally just say it without the "nobody" memes its really annoying
Angel Galaxy bro chill tf out and mind your own business
꧁elizabeth Afton꧂ just let people say what they want. It wasn’t hurting you or anybody else...
CALIE NELSON 👏🏻
No one:
Not a single SOUL:
*Derk moans every time he gets scared *
Does he like it👁👄👁
As soon as he took a sip of the Starbucks coffee he just couldn't
“Oh wait..she’s minty 😳 me: *starts wheezing*
I don't think he realizes that when he thinks that no one is laughing at his jokes, everyone watching him is dying of laughter
Not sure about that
I am sure abt that Bc it’s actually true
I always laugh at his jokes 😂💅
Yup
So true
Nobody:
Derk: moans literally Everytime my mom walks by
My mom: we need to talk
Wow, she walked by alot
My mom did the same 😓
i wear head phones cause of that because of them coming in your room any time and taking what derkslurp does in the wrong way
Nasiah Paul XD
@@Alex-go4hc you don't even know lol
His cat:im bored lets watch some news :)
Derkslurp:breaking news i left my house today!!
Cat: :O omg
Ok, i had my first ever panic attack and this video really helped me get on different thoughts cus you are so fkn funny and amazing and I love your editing💜💜
Him: No one’s laughing
Me: *totally not laughing”
Me: **looks at booty**
Slurp: are you looking at my booty?
Me: oh shi-
Lol yesssssss same
I mean
what else is there to look at tho**
Ashtxn Gacha the closet
(￣^￣)
Omg- LOL
I feel you sis XD
I know that he makes everywon laugh so hard everyday.
I love how Derk slowly became less family friendly over the years
Derk: no body is laughing
Me:*starts laughing* WTH WHY AM I LAUGHING NOW
Ok
Story Teller tell me a story
@@notpostingx5035 I love your pfp 👁👄👁
_YourLocalWeeb_ thank you
Story Teller yes
HIm: Elsa is hot.
Also him: Wanna know what else is hot?
Me: Yeah.
Also him: Your dad.
Me: I don't wut he looks like you can have him
also the end girl was so nice xD
I feel you xD
Also that name 👑
Same gurl
** bisexual panic **
@『 Katsuki Bakugou 』 bakugou-?💀💀
EG IS THE BEST
The fact that he is the reason I’m starting my RUclips channel
Sad but noice at the same time LMAO
❤︎ I wish I had a best friend like derk 😫💕💕
I just love his weirdness like-
NO OFFENCE I LOVE HIM.
Me: watching this in bed
Then the screen turns black
Also me: Oh is there gonna be a jumpscare
U guessed it also me: OMG its taking foreverrr
*Me realising its turned off*
Edit: thanks for the likes everyone
Me too
@@mukhanganotae2107 hhaah
Bruh that happened to me once 😂
@@superabi5214 hahaha my tablet was on the wall when that happend
Lol
relatable quote of the day: when you taste or do something and then a while later you think it’s not as bad and try it again and you regret it
The edits make me laugh so hard😭🤣
*When you wanna date people who say they’re single but you’re too scared to ask*
Literally me to any gay RUclipsr lmao
Lmao
Bro same there are seriously ppl on TikTok that are single and I’m too scared to ask them cuz I’m like a baby gay
No one:
Literally No one:
Not even a single soul:
DerkSlurp: Aaaah *moan*
My mom: -.-
XD someone liked my comment 9 mins after who was it xD
Dana Almahameed i liked it 6 hours after lol
this literally happened to mee lmaoo
Omg thx for the likes I’ve never gotten that much
"HoNey whAt aRe yOu waTchIng!?"
Him and Antonio Garza would be iconic!
“I’m clean on the outside but on the inside I’m dirty….😩😉😏”
*y u m m y*
i literally was watching your tiktok and stalking your page and this notification popped up- ily 😌💅 *slurp*
There’s literally and edit like every 5 seconds
But it’s not a bad thing
Lol
yas thats what makes them funny
It honestly makes it 10x better for me XD
ikr I only just realised!!
𝕚𝕜𝕣
i absolutly love him durkslurp is so funny i was laughing so hard earlier wtaching the 24 hours outside challenge
Derek just know we all love ya and support ya
Ceo of : moaning, saying "EW", being thiccc and being quirky. Periodt 💅✨
HES PROBABLY THE BEST FRIEND U COULD EVER WISH FOR LIKE OMG I WANT HIM AS A FRIEND 😭🥺
And I’m the child that watches him
your editing is pure gold 😂
NO-One:
AbsOlOutly NOBODY:
derslurp: "Oh my gOsh, wait! I didn't say: "HellO, hOw are yOu, what is uppp? HaHa..!"
Derek: im wearing a hoodie and its sunny
Me: wearing the exact same hoodie in 100 degree weather 👁👄👁
Relatable tings 💖
Omg ikr, I've worn a thick woolen jumper in almost 30 degree weather
I have never been more relatable to a RUclipsr he is the best
*EDITING APP* : "how many effects do you put in a vi--"
*DEREK* : " *y e s* "
Derk: Literally children watch me
Me a child: what can I say, a gay hilarious icon who does nothing but tiktok, yt and drink slurpies. What more to like
how am I meant to know?!?!
Yes you get it
I'm 10 allmost 11
I'm eleven
F.A.C.T.S
Nobody relating to Derp:
Me: relating to everything he is saying😬
ME!
Same heckerrrr
Sameee!!!
I hate peanut butter
Who tf is Derek?
Can we just take a minute and talk about his editing skills
He's really letting the baristas inner child shine✨ disgusting potion making for the child soul in the barista✨
nobody:
still nobody:
derkslurp: im a bottom aHAhHA
me: ...... sis I-
Lmafo😂💀
What does bottom mean?
@@n12214 you don't know 0.o
Angela Ella o.O well you see- YOUR TOO YOUNG O.O
Angela Ella bro-you’re so young
WHEN HE MOANED I WAS EATING DINNER AND SHE LOOKED AT ME LIKE: 👁👄👁
Can we just appreciate how he made a 13 minute video for us
Ok 👌
1:36 I love how he says I'm back and randomly pull out a piece of pizza
derkslurp: "stOp wAtChIng mE"
326,416 viewers: 👁️👄👁️
474k
494K*
501k
XD
**522,541**
The cat be like: 👁️👄👁️
Also the cat
=👄=
Me:ignoring notifications from RUclips
Also me: getting notifications from Derkslurp:YAYAYYYYYAAAYYYY I NEED TO WATCH IT NOWWWWWWW!!!!🤣🤣😂falling out of my bed and getting hurt so bad😑
His editing is amazing lol 😂
No one: Derk: *making a dirty joke every second”
Derek: I hate peanut butter
Dogs: 👁👄👁
My dog hates peanut butter 😂
My dog loves peanut butter XD
I hate peaututter to sooo- 😇🔥
Yay I ain’t the only one who hates peanut butter
@@fresh-qh3bo Same
Derek:the line is so L0ngGggg
Also Derek:oh excuse me sIr what is u doing. I'm dyinggggg
Me having something the coffee hooman gave me
The hooman saying it's the worst drink ever
Me drinking it and loving it
Ik I'm that wErD bIcH ;)
Lol
Nobody:
Literally nobody:
DerkSlurp: Were you looking at my booty? o3o
he liteRally made a frikin ting about i his but and then expects us to not look 😑
Yes that is what he said
@lil kiwi ÙwÚ. It was a joke dude take a joke
100th like lol!
Derk: *Doesn't know what a coffee shop is called*
Me: * Use google!!!!*
Me: oh yeah I already know it's a *CAFE*
Same I was like "Cafe"
Derk:Slurp
Me: interesting my friend
When he said he was a bottom like that made me laugh so much 😂
Her: what’s ur TikTok name?
Derek: derkslurp
Her: oh he has 10 mil on TikTok OMGGG
12.9M not 10M
jw kiama STOOOPID SHE SAID THAT A DAY AGO DERK COULD HAVE MAKE ThAT MANY MORE FANS STOOOOOOOPID
@@makenzie_ew.-.6227 wtf is wrong with u
@@makenzie_ew.-.6227 how can someone be so dumb
Lyric Mae that person is you I’m guessing?? Oh yeah it is you nvm
Imagine someone behind you was doing that trend where you get what the person in front of you ordered 😭🤭
Old trend*
Audie of the Caribbean LOL people still do it 😹
Derek:I WHANT TOO SHOWE A SANATISER DOWN MY THROAT!!! 🤢🤢🤢
All of he’s videos are very funny 😂
Derk: “80°!!!”
My booty from Arizona be like: 👁👄👁
(The high this week is 113°)
45 degrees Celsius if u wanna know
Juseus bum hole that’s alot
Ikr... Last week the high was like 115 degrees. But this week we are finally seeing some of our Monsoon season💦😓🙏🙌
Hey fellow arizonian :))
Normal people: This dude is pyscho
Moronics Aka me: Oh Maw GAWD BE MAH FRIEN!
Same
Pyscho*
Luna Gaming It’s physco
Pipermint 479 it’s pyscho
@@idkman01 psycho** ( you switched the 's' and 'y'
Derk “I bet no one is laughing about my jokes” me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂💀💀😂😂😂😂😂
“ That was BAHHHH “. Was my fav part
“ Don’t look at my booty you’re weird”
-Derk 2020
It's 2021 :0
😂😂😂😂
@@classicemilyuvu5476 yea it is
He be flexing it tho-
😂😂 I remember that he said that lol
Lets appreciate the fact how long the editing took. 👏
1:19
My friend: *walks into the kitchen to get water*
Me in the kitchen at midnight trying to find snacks: "hAi SiStErS"
Derk : I don't gag on things .
Me : *slowly turns down volume*
derk: "sToP waTcHInG mE"
Me: Derk, you have 1.11m people watching you.
*1.04 Million people
Millie parker-stephenson *1.05 million ppl*
@@millieparker-stephenson6765 We I made it it had 300k
Lønefexツ sorry :)
@@millieparker-stephenson6765 Np!
''Nobody is laughing."
me in the background laughing too death.
Me eating icecream:
* then licking at the same time when the intro did that slurp
Derkslurp: What if I like it! OOOooooOooooOoOoOOooo 😏
Derkslurp: -Tastes it- 😶🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮
Derk: **saying random things**
Me: 👁️👄👁️ **starts laughing for nothing**
Him the whole first of the video him being funny but not even trying
Me: *dying of laughter * ( I fell off my bed lol)
Oof
Me trying to do the oof meme
OOOOOOOOOF
Bruh if u fell of your bed it cant hurt so
It’s me the first person that gave u the order 🤓🤓
Hope you liked the drink 😩🖐🏻
you should do a vid about getting the best drinks from coffee shops!=)