Losing IQ Points Watching 5 Min Crafts
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- Опубликовано: 12 май 2024
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Y’all are amazing hahah already over 80k likes 😂❤️❤️❤️ I will be doing 5 min crafts next week Wednesday as promised 👌🏻💕
Yayy
Love ur videos ♥️♥️
Ur so funny Love ur vids!
Yaaaaaay!! Can't wait to see it...it's gonna be hilarious!!!
Yay so excited! You’re the best.. today was rough so this made me laugh :))
When you said “I need a friend for that hack” I legit said “why don’t you ask Katrina” I wholeheartedly forgot you were all the same person
Who doesn't
@@scp8yearago455 huh?
Lol I did the same thing 😹
I mant thet nobody will ever remember kris is same person lol
….W-what are you talking about…?
Kris: “You’re eyes are sparkly.”
My lazy eye: “Thanks”😁
I have Duane syndrome, so I feel you.
Yo same 😂
Im a walking Cyclops. My left eye is just there
@@ryanamell2568 💀💀
lol sameee
“OMG Cancer omelets! My favorite!”
The look was everything.
Kris: your eyes look sparkle
Me:thanks, it's a new look called tears, insecurities, and overthinking
LMAO
LMAO
HAH
relatable XDDDddd
LOL
Kris: **makes a dirty joke* *
Also Kris: I'm abstinent
Abstinence* (I know this isn't correct grammar but that's how she says it, to add to the joke)
Needs to be a shirt
Timestamp?
@@ankitha- 3:00 :)
what does absinenet mean
"I wanna die in an epic way"
- Kris 2021
(Sounds like something our Nona or katrina would say)
IKKKK
YAASSSS YOU ARE RIIIGGGHHTT
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO! I'm staring to feel like I'm the douche bag here...
*GASP* "Oh My God, CANcer Omelets my favorite!" I love this part!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
THE WAY KRIS JUST SAID "WOTTT?" HAD ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂
Been waiting for someone to mention that!
What time stamp?
REAL
“That looks like a tumor”
“I wanna try and draw a circle now!”
“That looks like calliou’s head”
“Did she just- wha- PAFFT im sorry what!?”
“What are you- what is this contraption...?”
“Where do I get plumbing material to dry my shoes?”
“AN umbrella?NO!?”
“Im gonna name her SUSAN”
“I wanna die in a epic way...”
“That looks digusting!”
“Why is there rice mixed with flour?”
“That is-sssss so dumb”
“Noodles...broken toilet...what the -- is going on?”
“WHERE DOING THIS WITH RICE NOW!?”
“Wow...wow that looks terrible”
“No I dont want to see this anymore huheuhehuehe”
“She which we will not speak of”
“SUNFLOWER SEEDS are -- serious right now!?”
“Are they bob rossing this table right now?”
“How is her finger not cut off right now!?”
-KRIS 2021
These quotes are magnificent
Ya forgot "vessies"
@@v1nny542your comment has a translate to English on it. I pressed it and vessies translated to bladders.
What do I do now!!?
“That looks like Caillou’s head”
Had me dying🤣
SAME
SaMe
YOU'RE AMAZING, KRIS!!!
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE RUclipsR!!!
YOU ARE SO WHOLESOME!!!
AS LONG A YOU KEEP MAKING VIDEOS I WILL KEEP WATCHING!!!
HAVE A GREAT DAY!!!
BTW, YOU'RE HAIR AND MAKEUP ARE ALWAYS ON POINT!!!
Fun fact: the craft doesn’t take 5 minutes, it lasts 5 minutes
Edit: omg 2k likes ty
Whoa. Mind blown. We had them all wrong.
Nice fact
literally the most truthful thing i’ve heard today.
oooooooooh that explains everything
No you'll have 5 braincells left after watching it.
kris:*gets very close to the camera talking about sparkling eyeballs*
my first reaction: boop
Same! Lol
Yes!!! Same!!!
Same
hehehehehe
@@kallmekris hi!
Kris: Your eyes are sparkly.
Also Kris: Cancer Omelettes, my favorite!
Also Kris: *tries to draw a circle* It looks like Cailou’s head.
14:20 mixing rice with flour is a way to keep out unwanted moisture
“We will be watching 5 minute crafts, because i hate myself”.
Me too Kris, me too.
I’d like to join
I'll pass
bleach the bleach or bleach the anime
@Naruto Uzumakiout of nowhere i wasn’t debating on bleach being better then naruto
I don't I don't really know
She’s just such a wholesome content creator. She compliments us and makes us feel better in literally every video. Thank you for being amazing.
@@shelbys_bookcorner i don't watch him-
Agree ^^
I know right!
@@shelbys_bookcorner I don't even know who that is
She really is
✨‘Take and eat that Depression ridden salad somewhere else’✨😂😂😂
Literally when you zoomed out i zoomed out aswell 😂❤
Kris: "Oh I forgot to compliment you!"
Me: "Many do."
Kris: "Your eyes are sparkly."
Me: "Blushes."
Wtf is dis
@@mujifr this is RUclips
@@Go0fie hahahaha
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
So true
kris: "he looks like a carl ."
soon later: " carl carl carl carl carl carl carl . carl , no , ur gonna die!"
Da
There also Karl Jacobs
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO! I'm staring to feel like I'm the douche bag here...
Hola
That CAAARRRRRRRLLL had me in the floor 😂😂😂
As someone who consistently makes their own pasta/an Italian, that is the main ingredients for pasta but there’s special kinds of flower and it’s not supposed to be that liquidy
Kris: "Your eyes are sparkly"
Me: "Thanks its a new look I am trying called anxiety and tears..."
Oh that sounds amazing ima go try that is it a skin routine?
same tho-
and i oop skrskrskr
Same sis :p
@@BackgroundCharacter26 people still say that- 💀
Kris: "I have no desire to draw circles." Kris literally five seconds earlier: "I WANNA TRY TO DRAW A CIRCLE NOW"
Nice!
She said I wanna draw a circle before she said I have no desire to draw circles
@@Grehkjvdenkjdcw that's literally what they said-
omg so true lol
My eyes are sparkling! God!!! Loved it
Omgsh, I have been watching your videos for a long time and I’m was finally able to subscribe, and re watch all of your videos. I love you so much kris!
Kris: "OH I WANNA DRAW A CIRCLE!"
Kris one minute later: "Jokes on you, five minute crafts. I have no desire to draw a circle."
Omg she noticed me :3
Kris: your eyes are sparkling!!
Me who just finished crying: ya sure about that?
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
they really be sparkling of tears tho. (Im sorry)
Don't be sad, cause sad spelled backwards is das and das not good.
Don't cry :( have an online hug! 🤗
I cried, too, but because I have watched the Cinema Therapy video on Coco animated film by Pixar.
I felt like my brain was melting while watching this. THE NOODLES GOT ME THO!😂 Thank you Kris for the great vids!❤
"I feel like only serial killers would have this material...in case they needed to put body parts down the toilet" 🤣🤣🤣
Kris: "I have no desire to draw a circle."
Also Kris 40 seconds earlier: *"I wanna try and draw a circle now!"*
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
HA HA HA
Other way round 🤣🤣🤣
Like chose one girl-
(Not hate)
kris: "vessis are 100% vegan because thats so important to me"
vegan teacher: "thank u finally i will give u a check mark"
Lol
Lol
LOL 😂
lmao
LOOOOL! That's true!😂🤣🤣😂
13:50 ka niff… took me right to an old story I read and watched called Kniffle Bunny, yes the k was heard. Thanks for stirring up my nostalgia Kris
I have been replaying the "i wanna draw a circle now" so many times..😭
Kris: “don’t let anybody tell you you can’t eat McDonald’s”
The vegan teacher: 👁👄👁
Edit: thx for all the likes
Vegan Teacher: 👁 👁
💧👄💧
Bro that vegan teacher be like:😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙎🙅🐷🐄🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like dude why does she actually care if we wanna be vegan we can if we don't we wont why does she force us.
@@Muzan.-.kibutsuji bro I wanna know because she was caught eating at McDonald's or Burger King I don't know which one
@@shamarijefferson2834 me too
“OMG cancer omelettes my favourite!”
“Thhhhaaaaaaattt looks like a tumour.”
-Kris last words
I agree
I agree
I agree
I agree
I feel like your username is a mix of Wings Of Fire, Warriors, and MineCraft
2 yrs later but I’m in the “no cilantro gang” here lol!! Also love you Kris!!!!!❤💜
I’m here late as well and absolutely shocked at how few comments there are for no cilantro gang! It tastes like soap! 🧼 were the comments deleted? Is it a cOnsPiRaCy? 😅
This caused Scrimblo and Carl to have a full on debate about if cilantro is good or not. Thank you, now they are occupied instead of testing how much weight the soft spots of the roof can handle! 😅
6:34
"Okayyyy, that wasn't that bad- oh that's...really bad that looks like Calliou's head"
**Wheezes**
"Your eyeballs are _S P A R K L I N G_ "
Me, who's eyes are watering while eating spicy ramen: i mean you're not wrong
Ok lol
Am I the only one who watched her with my eyes as intensely wide as hers when she was watching us-
When you said I need a friend for this hack I straight up screamed “SELENAAAA” 😂❤
Omg I love your vids they are so funny and beautiful! I can’t believe u put so much effort into every single video! U r amazing❤
I love it how she compliments us like sparkling eyes. She is a sweet lady
Edit: Thanks for the likes!
Blind people: Thanks?
Well she’s Canadian so ofc she’s sweet
I agree
I read this comment right when she said it-
@@t1ps4y0uu ❤
Kris: "let's be realistic, 80k likes"
*Gets 235k in 5 days*
248k*
249k**
250*
252*
253k*
“I LOVE CANCER OMELETTE” you’re so iconic♾️💗
"DID 5 MINUTE CRAFTS FINALLY DID SOMETHING USEFUL?" I'M FR WHEEZING
Kris: "Your eyes are sparkling"
Me; Oh thank you, I am in the middle of crying
Edit: Eyo wtf, didn't expect people to be all worried and actually be crying too.
Yo, hope you're all doing great and take great care of yourselves. I might not know you.. but ey, your hand is looking good 😌
Sadly relating 👁💧👄💧👁
yo you good bro
I'm not good too.👁️💧👄💧👁️
I hope your day gets better.
There extra sparkly now 😂
Kris: “Your eyes are sparkly”
Me: “Thanks it’s a new look I am
Trying called anxiety and tears..”
Same
Oh believe me, gorgeous, Ive neen checking you out since I discovered your channel... and this whole video! 💜
That Christopher Walken impression killed me.
18:22
The fall was just amazing 😂
“How did they get footage of me last night?”
Whilst showing alcohol and sadness
Singlehandedly the greatest statement ever
Kris: “i have no friends”
Me: “WHAT HAPPENED TO CELINA?!”
There is ABSOLUTELY no way you just said that you hate cilantro. In my face. Currently crying tears (in a Mexican way)
Kris: "I will hire a friend...."
Me: "Just pick Kathrina" 😂😂😂
@@christinamoore3264 how is she rude
@@christinamoore3264 umm how is she rude
@@christinamoore3264 wut😂 how is she rude
Katrina
@@christinamoore3264 how tf is she rude-
"And they're 100% vegan!"
*The Vegan Teacher* "Kris is taking steps to becoming vegan herself! That's a check!!"
Clearly you are in the opposing fraction! Otherwise you would have commented. NO CILANTRO!
So true 😂
i feel like the entire internet knows that vegan teacher
🥩🍖
Lol 🤣🤣
I like how you do your little compliments every time you do a video
Any one 2024👇
Me! ✋
Heya🤚🏻
Hi that's me I'm here in 2024 for like the 50th time and still love this video
Me
2024 gang 🎉
"Your eyes are sparkly."
She says as I'm bawling while watching her so I'm less depressed.
You make my day ;--; Thank you.
Love you!!
This may seem dumb, but just before the intro when she just complimented everyone's eyes for some reason really got to me- I've been struggling like hell with my image and can't even see an inch of my own skin without wanting to cry, so even just a small compliment from somebody I'll never meet (but I still look up to) meant a lot. Thanks Kris.
😕👌🏻she Didn't lie tho you're beautiful 🥺❤
@@parkjimin1193 Aww thank you, you too
You are probably more beautiful than me.
you’re beautiful and I love you.🤍
Everyone is Beautiful and Handsome
No, no no no no you have sparkling blue eyes that are deeper than the ocean blue. You are amazing Chris.
The bit were kris went “wHaAaAaT” for the noodles hack got me dying 😂
Kris: "They're sparkling"
Me: Thanks, it's the booze
Honestly same
Same dude, same
Drinkin right now hehe, cheers 🍻
well the vegan teachers is gonna be happy about kris now cuz she said, "Vessi's are vegan."🤣🤣
Love your profile pic!!!! I’m a fan of Paris!!
@@ashlynmorgan3236 Thanks.
😂yes
and the vegan teacher is goin to say "op she said she wears Vessi's which are vegan so check!"
Her socks arnt.... Vegan teacher will always find a way to hate her 🤦🏻♀️😂
the compliment of the day never fails to cheer me up!
Dude, you are hilarious! Im sooo in love 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I'm gonna hire a friend" sounds like a genious idea, who needs to have friends when you can hire them? it is like ordering an uber instead of having a car
Uber friend 😂😭✨
Or like in Japan. If you don't have a boyfriend you can rent one for the day. 😂
kris compliments us every day, WHO'S COMPLIMENTING HER?! Kris, your hair today was just mwah! Magical
Facts!
Fr! I LOVE her hair!😃😊
Not just today it's everyday
her hair its so beautiful I love when its like really shorts. Muah!! I lOVE IT PICASO!!!
@@user-ck5mn7fl8lI agree the best youtuber is her second is LaurenZside
The girl who tried to draw that circle is probably behind that lesson now. The teacher drew a circle, her classmates, then when it comes to her, wow she takes ten mins to draw the PERFECT circle, and now guess where she is shes in that same classroom tryna figure out how to draw a circle because she has been behind that lesson for days now. She took to long tryna do a 5 min craft when it took her like 10 mins.
19:10 I’ve held scissors like that before when I needed to move something small on a 3D artwork and the only think on hand was scissors- it didn’t actually hurt in the way I held it-
Am I the only one who thinks her eyeliner is ON POINT?! You are literally one of my favorite youtubers/Tiktokers. I love how she also compliments us very often in her video
Same but I didn't comment
That fact she said “OMG! Cancer omelettes my favorite!”🤣🤣🤣
I was dying😅
cancer omelettes!!! i love those too!
Omg I love cancer omlets
That actually makes me sad rn- I wasnt sad when I heard it before but Someone I looked up to just died bc of cancer~ And Im prolly coming off as rude for joking around like that but its how I cope~
@@bradschaade2865 I’m sorry for your loss!
I love you girl haha these videos are so freaking frustrating!!
Glad we disassociated at the same exact time so I didn’t have to rewind thanks kmk 😹😹😹
Kris compliments us in every video. Imagine having somebody compliment you every single day. It’s so sweet. Thank you Kris
Yes 👍
Along with The Click, and many more
Be that person ❤
Kris: Excitedly draws a circle
Kris 5 mins later: I have no desire to draw circles
ADHD at its finest
Ayo-❤
😂
Actually though.😂😂😂
Yeah that’s sad
“Irrelevant. I have no desire to draw circles.” *Two minutes earlier drawing a circle *
I love this channel thank you!!
"there also vegan" Vegan teacher: OH THATS AMAZING, TIME TO GET A PAIR OF VESSI'S! HAHAHAHA
Lmaooo
they're
@@indywiringI don’t give a damn how old this comment is but dude can you just not💀
Cool profile pic!
Kris: “I’m gonna hire a friend to try this”
Me: “Well, that’s a good ide- Wait a second…”
haha
Lol 😆
That rice one definitely cut to before the damage happened. Also, if you use eggshell, make sure you remove the inner membrane first.
The noodle toilet fact that y’all missed, food can go into mood and smell horrible. Love the reactions too Kris. Me and my sister have watched you for years. Never seem to disappoint us.
Fun Fact: Some people do actually have a certain gene that makes cilantro taste like soap, so that's why cilantro tastes like soap to you.
Cool
NO CILANTRO GANGGGGG
i live in the uk and we call 'cilantro' coriander
@@lunanova5369 same ut I'm australian-
@@lunanova5369 coriander is the seed of the cilantro plant
Talking about McDonald's: "I'm eating it in the parking lot-" I feel called out, lmao
I wish I could have some McDonald's it's my favorite also don't feel like you got called out I would definitely too but I don't have McDonald's right now sadly
7:42 my dad told me they do that in Brazil i tried it i was like "slimy yet satisfying"
"WhAaAaT Can you actually make noodles like that" 😂😂😂❤❤❤
10:09 "I'm going to hire a friend"😆🤣
I love how she said “lets be realistic 80 thousand likes” then before a week she gets over 200k
Year later and it has 700k likes
@@lovencottoncandy765K now!
@@lovencottoncandyFrrrrr
OMG! K-nife! I've never heard outsaid my family say that! I laughed so hard and so long hat I drooled. Also, I think I have a six-pack now. My abs hurt.
I love how you always complement us before the video
Can we all just agree on the fact that Kris makes our day better every time she uploads?
Love you Kris ❤
Agreed she made me happy when my dog died
Ye
ruclips.net/video/VzBwsWcLfF4/видео.html
Lake overflow
Absolutely! Just got home from hospital...great to catch her newest video! It's been a rough month
and she compliments us on her vid that always makes my day better
"I'm gonna hire a friend and we're going to try this one"
Me in skyrim whenever I hire a mercenary for Boethiah's Calling
its almost 2024 and i still watch these old videos 🤣 love it ❤️ also that mcdonalds hack i use every time i go there
Same
“your eyes are beautiful”
that one person who doesn’t have eyes:
I love how she compliments everyone whos watching, it makes my day
Mine too
Same, the click does that too lmao
Her: the shoes are vegan free
The vegan teacher watching this: guys did she say vegan I will give a check for that!
Except for the fact that milions of animals had to die and be crushed to produce the petroleum that the soles are made from. 🤓
By the way, The Vegan Creature blocked me, for being a smart-ass.
X for talking about eating eggs. X for not saying whether the pen was vegan or not. X for it saying which sauces she used, and if they’re vegan. Etc. etc. 🤦🏼♀️
OMG I CAN HER IT IN HER VOICE
Cancer omlit. Sounds nice.
And if she sees the video she will say to the chips one is that vegan chips
We treat you well bc you deserve to be treated well! ❤❤❤❤
when she was like "You're eyeballs are sparkling" I just moved even CLOSER to the screen so that I was face to face with her.