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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 года назад +16384

    If you guys like the reaction videos feel free to let me know what you want me to react to next! ❤️ love yah!

    • @_kyutx
      @_kyutx 3 года назад +108

      people who cook food in a different/weird way!

    • @Idfk96042
      @Idfk96042 3 года назад +54

      I dont relly care do what you want do

    • @SC3N3KID_XD
      @SC3N3KID_XD 3 года назад +38

      Amazing, there very funny to 😆

    • @butwhyunicorn5117
      @butwhyunicorn5117 3 года назад +39

      food life hacks maybe?

    • @axnnie7980
      @axnnie7980 3 года назад +35

      You’re my favourite RUclips

  • @laragee9973
    @laragee9973 3 года назад +32702

    Could y'all imagine Kris making a character that follows 5 minute crafts like religiously?🤣

    • @Danika4321
      @Danika4321 3 года назад +1306

      That would be amazing

    • @claire_anderegg
      @claire_anderegg 3 года назад +621

      @@Danika4321 amen

    • @Two-bros-fishing
      @Two-bros-fishing 3 года назад +393

      That would be awesome

    • @angelofdarkness9547
      @angelofdarkness9547 3 года назад +622

      That would be Karen or debra 😂👌

    • @thesuitshow9944
      @thesuitshow9944 3 года назад +423

      @@angelofdarkness9547 but there’s already a Karen and Debra!!!! Now what? Maybe Susan

  • @lexthenightwing4214
    @lexthenightwing4214 3 года назад +281

    "First of all, it looks like she was marked by a demon and is going to get possed in 2 to 4 business days"
    I'm dead 🤣 You're hilarious!

  • @LeanaLover-ff2tw
    @LeanaLover-ff2tw 9 месяцев назад +127

    Guys it’s been two years and now,
    Kris has a bf,
    She has a best friend,
    She has 10 million subscribers,
    She does haunted stuff
    She has a podcast,
    She has 13 billion characters,
    And finally she is truly auntie Kris!!
    You have come a long long way! I love you so much Kris!!

  • @debramorgan4784
    @debramorgan4784 3 года назад +491

    “Looks like she’s gonna get possessed within the next 2-4 business days..”🤣 I don’t know why, but that cracked me up! Love ya Kris! 💕

    • @bel-was-dreaming
      @bel-was-dreaming 3 года назад +8

      Ah yes but the possession will only be shipped after the 2-4 business days ._. Shipping is so trustworthy :D

    • @MsBluebot
      @MsBluebot 3 года назад +1

      😹

    • @debramorgan4784
      @debramorgan4784 3 года назад +1

      @@bel-was-dreaming xD

    • @kaleenasizemore4889
      @kaleenasizemore4889 3 года назад

      @@debramorgan4784 the FUCK that is english Dambass

    • @berry1761
      @berry1761 2 года назад

      Ohio.

  • @nat-ez2nb
    @nat-ez2nb 3 года назад +339

    Kris: "disgusting mouth gum"
    Me: I shall say that all day every day to EVERYONE.

    • @-luv.shauna-6573
      @-luv.shauna-6573 3 года назад

      At least I am not the only one with the notest hair here

  • @ShortHax
    @ShortHax 3 года назад +9045

    I still need to know what to do with the 0.5% of my toilet that’s made out of ramen

  • @Grace-ws3ke
    @Grace-ws3ke 6 месяцев назад +27

    "I don't put bolling hot water in plastic bag to MAKE CANCER NOODLES"😂

  • @cowcuttie7119
    @cowcuttie7119 3 года назад +864

    I’m kallmekris and u can kallmekris will NEVER get old.

  • @Imansha.._m
    @Imansha.._m 3 года назад +335

    Kris: Who paints on a carpet?!
    Me: *gets flashbacks of Riley painting on pillows and carpet to express Janet*

  • @Quinnisnthere
    @Quinnisnthere 3 года назад +1251

    when she said her compliment in the beginning about how our hair looks nice and too keep it this way, my heart almost broke. I just cut my hair and started to come out of the closet. Not many people in my family like my hair, they judge it or say passive aggressive things. I like my hair, but too hear rude, and un-accepting things said from my family and people I think highly of, it really lowers my self esteem. Too hear her complimenting it and telling me too keep it that way makes me feel less insecure and more safe, so thank you Kris, you don't know how much that helped me.

    • @disguisedcrouton9012
      @disguisedcrouton9012 3 года назад +44

      I’m so proud of you. You can do this.

    • @magnoliajeanne
      @magnoliajeanne 3 года назад +31

      awe God bless you! I'm so sorry to hear that!! I hope that you know that you are beautiful and loved and supported by God and many other people! I'm sorry that you get told all these rude things!

    • @heatherkelley5385
      @heatherkelley5385 2 года назад +27

      Hiya. Just saw this comment. Sorry, I know the video is old but I wanted you to know that my family is like this too. I’m straight but my 15 year old daughter is Pan and I defend her against the bigots fiercely. If your doesn’t that breaks my heart. That not how a Momma is supposed to love her kiddos. It’s one thing to be a teaching Momma, with things like teaching responsibility and such…. But not loving your child for who they are, is just sad. Being pan isn’t her choice nor is it something she could or should change. It’s literally who she is. I love her no matter what and will support and defend her against ignorance to my last breath. I want you to Janie that you will find people who love and support you, even if they aren’t in your life yet. One way to look at things is that those are the people who were put in your life, not the ones you choose…. And you do have the right to distance if not remove the toxic uncaring ones, if need be. For some reason there’s such a negative connotation on taking care of one’s mental and emotional health and that means putting distance and healthy boundaries in unhealthy relationships. So from a Momma Bear Ally, if your family can’t be kind and decent and love you the way love should be then make a family that does! You’ll see, you will have that family, you just might have to build it. I know that doesn’t stop the hurt that they’ve caused…. But remember- this is a them problem, not a you problem. It’s not your responsibility to fix it for them nor could you. It’s on them….. plus karma’s a b!¥€#… so some day they’ll probably have to deal with such judgement for something they didn’t choose either. Perfect example…. I know a mean awful woman (met her when I was a PTA mom) who was judgmental and awful. She became disabled and all her family does is judge her, tell her to just suck it up and she can do better and all that. Eventually we all get what we give. So hopefully those thoughts / insights help you. And just know that it’s gonna be ok. You may feel alone and times but you aren’t alone. ❤️ And on behalf of the people in your life that are behaving this way…. I’ll say what they should say to you, I’m sorry.

    • @emmajoybailey2495
      @emmajoybailey2495 2 года назад +8

      i'm really sorry about that!

    • @1nzagh1
      @1nzagh1 2 года назад +7

      Omg im so so sorry for you, but i support you 1000000%!!!

  • @charleytroche1725
    @charleytroche1725 Год назад +51

    i love so much how she gives us compliments every video

  • @xTotxlly_Allyx
    @xTotxlly_Allyx 3 года назад +376

    Kris: “Only Gordon Ramsay… *ACHOO!”*
    Me: **bursts into laughter and accidentally kicks nose with knee** *”OW!”*

  • @RebeccaM00
    @RebeccaM00 3 года назад +274

    “I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon, REBECCA! So I don’t need your judgement!”
    HOW THE HELL did you know my name? That seriously freaked me out😂

    • @alipie02
      @alipie02 3 года назад +19

      I was just coming to say the exact same thing! I felt so called out 🤣

    • @rebeccaroberts7232
      @rebeccaroberts7232 3 года назад +12

      Me (Rebecca): what the fudge did i do this time!!!! *hyperventilating*

    • @bekahra
      @bekahra 3 года назад +5

      Same.

    • @rebeccasavva6384
      @rebeccasavva6384 3 года назад +1

      I was literally coming to say the same thing too!!!

  • @till5415
    @till5415 3 года назад +62

    "The one time they use a bowl, they're trying to poison you."
    lmao I love Kris's commentary sm
    also why is no one talking about her makeup it's stunning

  • @FloppaDoesMusic
    @FloppaDoesMusic Год назад +5

    Idk about the vacuum part, but the water and latex paint on carpet works. I spilled latex pain on my carpet and drowned it in water and wiped it up with a paper towel and it was good as new.
    Side note, (as far as I know) THIS ONLY WORKS WITH LATEX PAINT! (And probably watercolors since their water soluble)

  • @HAUNTED_ELK
    @HAUNTED_ELK 3 года назад +540

    Kris: "love your hair!"
    Me: **hair is a mess** "why thank you :')"

  • @nygelburdick6104
    @nygelburdick6104 3 года назад +255

    Kris: “your hair looks nice! Keep it that way”
    Me: "I am... bald... so........ nevermind, thanks!"

    • @pinkpuppyreal4153
      @pinkpuppyreal4153 3 года назад +10

      WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD..I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS

    • @yazee08
      @yazee08 3 года назад +5

      Hi
      U have body hair raight
      Or have you shaved too?
      You can have imaginary hair c monnn

    • @existing-is-pain
      @existing-is-pain 2 года назад

      @@yazee08 you do realize that everyone shaves

    • @saturnine7622
      @saturnine7622 2 года назад

      @@existing-is-pain I have never shaved so far

    • @existing-is-pain
      @existing-is-pain 2 года назад

      @@saturnine7622 ok my bad

  • @FaithfulCow
    @FaithfulCow 3 года назад +265

    Kris: "your hair looks nice"
    Me: with a messy bun, not brushed in 2 days
    Me: Thank you

    • @abbygodsen6235
      @abbygodsen6235 3 года назад +6

      I feel this. Mine hasn’t but cut or redyed in MONTHS. I have also not brushed my hair in days and it is currently hanging out in a clip

    • @Not_Addy50
      @Not_Addy50 3 года назад +1

      Lol same

    • @myth4975
      @myth4975 3 года назад +2

      Literally same. ive been sick and havent done anything

    • @jfashion04
      @jfashion04 3 года назад +3

      I didn't brush mine in like a year-

    • @theMrsFriedman
      @theMrsFriedman 3 года назад +1

      Same I just leave mine in for a week 😂

  • @C_T543
    @C_T543 Год назад +2

    THE FACT SHE BROUGHT UP MY FAVORITE SONG AND BAND! ❤ definitely the best. 6:48

  • @brie8828
    @brie8828 3 года назад +427

    Kiris: “I love what u did with ur hair!”
    That one puebes dude:
    I’m the new aged teletubbies.

    • @YourAverageLightUser
      @YourAverageLightUser 3 года назад +6

      fear his flying PUEB

    • @brie8828
      @brie8828 3 года назад +2

      @@YourAverageLightUser YES

    • @nova_qrx
      @nova_qrx 3 года назад +2

      im a puebes man

    • @AWStudios899
      @AWStudios899 3 года назад +1

      PUEBES

    • @brie8828
      @brie8828 3 года назад +4

      @OLIVIA HUDDLESTON ik that lmao I just said the puebes dude for fun but ty for telling me

  • @xxvanessaxx8237
    @xxvanessaxx8237 3 года назад +460

    Kris: *compliments my hair*
    Me who got a haircut and even my BFFs didn’t realise i got one: *internal crying of happiness*

    • @VexDoesntExist666
      @VexDoesntExist666 3 года назад +8

      Omg same I just dyed my hair and the first thought in my head: "Can you read minds?!"

    • @xxvanessaxx8237
      @xxvanessaxx8237 3 года назад +2

      @@VexDoesntExist666 haha I actually cant 😂

    • @ceilidh.___.
      @ceilidh.___. 3 года назад +3

      Haha, I let me hair be curly for once, when I normally straighten it. (I have naturally curly hair, but I was bullied for it. Thanks D’Xinghar.) her complimenting it, I actually felt nice.

    • @Someone41898
      @Someone41898 3 года назад +2

      Awwwwww! I bet it looks wonderful!

    • @reaganfriedman8217
      @reaganfriedman8217 3 года назад +1

      lol im bald

  • @sergioreynajr.3367
    @sergioreynajr.3367 3 года назад +71

    I love the fact that her voice goes to Riley and back to her regularly voice. She made my day

    • @chizi7097
      @chizi7097 3 года назад +3

      I think you mean Janet?

  • @Grace-ws3ke
    @Grace-ws3ke 6 месяцев назад +6

    "WERE R YOUR LIDS!"👁👄👁

  • @rosamelietto
    @rosamelietto 3 года назад +161

    “That’s salmonella in a bowl, The one time they use a bowl they’re trying to poison you” omg 🤣 🤣🤣🤣

  • @tipleaioana6753
    @tipleaioana6753 3 года назад +269

    “Somebody is trying to sabotage this woman! "
    I died at this 😂

  • @imahotmess872
    @imahotmess872 3 года назад +638

    “It looks like she was marked by a demon, and she’s gonna get possessed.” That part killed me!

    • @jordanbennee5055
      @jordanbennee5055 3 года назад +11

      -in two to four business days-

    • @TravioliRavioli
      @TravioliRavioli 3 года назад +2

      Followed by that short clip, i shat pants hahahah

    • @dumbo4184
      @dumbo4184 3 года назад +1

      Omg sameee

    • @iloovebees043
      @iloovebees043 3 года назад

      If it killed you maybe you're the demon

    • @imahotmess872
      @imahotmess872 3 года назад +1

      OMG 189 likes!!! Thank you!! 😁

  • @briannarodgers2650
    @briannarodgers2650 Год назад +6

    absolutely love this video .. her reactions were great and hilarious. these types of videos always kill me because who's actually using them and who comes up with them ha-ha

  • @riaWS
    @riaWS 3 года назад +87

    "your hair looks good that way"
    I don't brush my hair-
    But ty and can we just appreciate she hearts half of the comments and how funny she is?
    Dat why she my favorite-
    💃🏻💃🏻✨✨

  • @talinbach5658
    @talinbach5658 3 года назад +260

    “Your’e hair looks nice that way”
    Me knowing full well that this is recorded and that she can’t see my hair: “Oh Thanks”

  • @kenziebroadwater8849
    @kenziebroadwater8849 3 года назад +1135

    kris : i like your hair, keep doing it that way.
    me: laying in bed just waking up from a 12 hour nap looking like the cookie monster on steroids, “ thank you :)”

    • @Magnason69
      @Magnason69 3 года назад +8

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @bonniepaora8664
      @bonniepaora8664 3 года назад +10

      Me resting with my footlong dreads pushed above my head on the pillow: aw thnx bb :')

    • @bonniepaora8664
      @bonniepaora8664 3 года назад +13

      I deadass look like an emo toddlers drawing of the sun 🌞

    • @Spaceseeker
      @Spaceseeker 3 года назад +6

      I'm in lockdown haven't showered for two days - thanks! ;-)

    • @lululapotato
      @lululapotato 3 года назад +3

      SameeeeeT^T

  • @meloxmelodyx
    @meloxmelodyx Год назад +5

    3:00 WHEN SHE TOOK OFF THE PAPER TOWEL IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE ANYTHING ONE IT 😭😭

  • @colddRamen
    @colddRamen 3 года назад +525

    “I clean a dish, in order to use it- I don’t pour BOILING hot water into a plastic bag to make CANCER NOODLES”
    -Kris 2021

  • @k.schmeedy223
    @k.schmeedy223 3 года назад +171

    Me last night: “I’m gonna braid my hair so it is curly tomorrow.” Kris: “I like your hair that way.”

    • @maiarobinson8115
      @maiarobinson8115 3 года назад +7

      I took a shower so u couldn't even see my hair, maybe I should go bald 👀

    • @Bellsideas4u
      @Bellsideas4u 3 года назад +2

      Are we the same person i did that same thing Lol

    • @Justme198.
      @Justme198. 3 года назад

      I short hair (shorter than kris) and i have a shi- how do you call that uhmm idk just ponytail but then just on top of my head. So it kinda looks like i have a weird palm tree on my head

    • @samarhamdan6276
      @samarhamdan6276 3 года назад

      Lol I braided my hair and then watched this video 😂😂😂

    • @khmjbdidb20156
      @khmjbdidb20156 3 года назад

      Same lol

  • @duck4844
    @duck4844 3 года назад +503

    kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
    bald people: “am i a joke to you?”

  • @milostinkybreath5182
    @milostinkybreath5182 9 месяцев назад +2

    Kris: You look good, I like your hair that way. Keep doing it that way
    I'm sick right now and have had the same braid in for 4 days

  • @kurootetsuro3037
    @kurootetsuro3037 3 года назад +136

    Kris: "I like your hair like that"
    Me: "thank you!"
    Also me: "I look like I have been outside in a wind storm for 3 hours"

    • @ritzdrawz2570
      @ritzdrawz2570 3 года назад +6

      I love your pfp btw Todoroni is king 👑😆

    • @finny5110
      @finny5110 3 года назад +1

      Nice Todoroni and lol

    • @bake1230
      @bake1230 3 года назад +1

      Todoroni

  • @jiminslostjams5846
    @jiminslostjams5846 3 года назад +309

    The fact that I actually did my hair differently and she just said that it looks good is just crazy XD

    • @siyadanster8281
      @siyadanster8281 3 года назад +2

      Bro same !😭😭😭😂

    • @furkan2330
      @furkan2330 3 года назад +3

      Me to, I got so happy when she said that🙃

    • @sliper_m.g4678
      @sliper_m.g4678 3 года назад +4

      I feel offended
      (Im bald)

    • @not._.jannat_
      @not._.jannat_ 3 года назад +2

      And I dyed my hair red yesterday ❤❤

    • @ruby7847
      @ruby7847 3 года назад +2

      @@sliper_m.g4678 hahaha I’m sorry 😂

  • @izukumidoriya7664
    @izukumidoriya7664 3 года назад +211

    Kris should be called the Goddess of Laughter, as it's so easy for her to make anyone laugh, and she can easily make anyone's day with her smile.

    • @jeremiahbender5391
      @jeremiahbender5391 3 года назад +5

      THAT’S HER QUIRK DEKU!!!! 🤩

    • @izukumidoriya7664
      @izukumidoriya7664 3 года назад +3

      @@jeremiahbender5391 SO TRUE, HER QUIRK IS OUTBURST, I GET IT NOW!!!

    • @izukumidoriya7664
      @izukumidoriya7664 3 года назад +2

      How she can always make somebody laugh almost seems impossible at some moments, and how she is almost always happy seems to be a side effect of the QUIRK!

    • @thehuskysquad5401
      @thehuskysquad5401 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @mervatsaleem8382
      @mervatsaleem8382 3 года назад

      Yep

  • @Theweirdoatwork236
    @Theweirdoatwork236 Год назад +1

    7:04 the dramatic sandwich throw was beautiful

  • @rebeccastilinski5356
    @rebeccastilinski5356 3 года назад +165

    I feel called out. I was looking at her eyes as she spoke and was admiring how cool they look (for context, I don't wear makeup), when she said, "I don't need your judgement, REBECCA!" Sorry, Ms KallMeKris *bows awkwardly away*

    • @shannonboswell7458
      @shannonboswell7458 3 года назад

      Ok bit Rebecca stilinski... Why why the name... and then you have a picture of stiles... This is too far.

    • @rebeccastilinski5356
      @rebeccastilinski5356 3 года назад

      @@shannonboswell7458 Because, my brother told me not to put my actual name, and I couldn't think of anything else to put. It wouldn't let me leave the surname blank. So, the first name that popped into my head was Stilinski. Also, my picture was of Stiles before I made the surname Stilinski. Yes, Stiles Stilinski is my favourite Teen Wolf character.

    • @lokixthor4eva587
      @lokixthor4eva587 3 года назад

      What has makeup got to do with anything

  • @rahelkwon01
    @rahelkwon01 3 года назад +206

    I love how Kris pays attention to everything else more than the actual hacks. Omg freakin love her

  • @drippiggy5798
    @drippiggy5798 3 года назад +398

    Kris: “I like what you did with your hair, keep doing it like that”
    **me who cut my hair like hers because I love her hair so much** …thank you kris 🌝

    • @r0cky000
      @r0cky000 3 года назад +13

      Ok that's just wholesome- but nice lol

    • @locherz2643
      @locherz2643 3 года назад +7

      That's wholesome. Love it

    • @neodong6060
      @neodong6060 3 года назад

      *obama meme*

    • @Ifshsuddkis
      @Ifshsuddkis 3 года назад +1

      And I just got back from getting mine cut

    • @lilmadrox1de385
      @lilmadrox1de385 3 года назад

      Karen

  • @ShootingStarStudio
    @ShootingStarStudio 2 года назад +1

    8:27 dude, a heart is honestly one of the easiest shapes to make in a latte. you brew your espresso shots and you steam your milk first. then you add your shots to the cup. then you start pouring the steamed milk in the center. once you’ve poured about half of your steamed milk into the cup, quickly move toward the edge of the cup as you pour. it’ll be a shitty heart at first, but that’s how you do it

  • @karisa4685
    @karisa4685 3 года назад +272

    Kris: Your hair looks nice
    Me: laying on a bean bag with freshly dieyed hair.

    • @Juliette211
      @Juliette211 3 года назад +4

      @Unstoppable ye

    • @lpsasqaud
      @lpsasqaud 3 года назад +1

      And I had my fav hairstyle in ❤️

    • @singsong7874
      @singsong7874 3 года назад +2

      Same. Just dyed mine a few weeks ago and still wake in the morning in shock some days. I’ll wake up, unwrap my hair and say, “Wtf happ- oh right, dyed it.” First time dying my hair in case you were wondering. Bright red.

    • @singsong7874
      @singsong7874 3 года назад +1

      @Ethan Yau That’s some bs. If it were me, I’d dye my head a whole rainbow of colours just to be petty. If it was my last year and close to the last day. Not trying to get expelled.

    • @angiexbean
      @angiexbean 3 года назад

      I literally never do anything with my hair my hair was just "😒 why is she calling my hair cool?"

  • @eliasjay9084
    @eliasjay9084 3 года назад +701

    So if you spill water on your “power bar”, all you need is a time machine, a shoe box, and an Exacto Knife! Simple!

    • @lJustSilentl
      @lJustSilentl 3 года назад +23

      Don’t forget a Zebra

    • @CharliGill09
      @CharliGill09 3 года назад +18

      @@lJustSilentl and the heart of a T-Rex

    • @lJustSilentl
      @lJustSilentl 3 года назад +16

      @@CharliGill09 And the left leg of a gorilla

    • @Nat_.308
      @Nat_.308 3 года назад +6

      Exactly!

    • @ayzn..
      @ayzn.. 3 года назад +15

      @@lJustSilentl *and the kid in my basement*

  • @reinyweather
    @reinyweather 3 года назад +213

    Kris: “Keep doing your hair like that I like it!”
    Me: *sitting on the toilet at 3am*

  • @loupuscasu3024
    @loupuscasu3024 Год назад +2

    I got a horrible haircut a few days before watching this video and her compliment just made my day. Please keep complimenting us in videos

  • @imahallucination1794
    @imahallucination1794 3 года назад +347

    “your hair looks nice like this today”
    me who laying in my bed and haven’t brushed my hair in like a week and a half:
    “why thank you it took a lot of work”

  • @duoandaone3223
    @duoandaone3223 3 года назад +358

    Kris's acting is better than the entire 5 minute craft's acting combined

    • @StealthStryker
      @StealthStryker 3 года назад +4

      Yup
      And no1 can change my mind bout that

    • @Snowyremy455
      @Snowyremy455 3 года назад +6

      If you combine 5 minute craft's acting, it gets worse, not better

    • @jillvertes2210
      @jillvertes2210 3 года назад +3

      Hey when she said I “im going to sue you” what does it sound like

    • @Nuggetcult_yeah
      @Nuggetcult_yeah 3 года назад

      Tru

    • @michaelfoley9622
      @michaelfoley9622 3 года назад +1

      hahahahaha hisariassssssssssss nuwce

  • @isabellanazarov545
    @isabellanazarov545 3 года назад +144

    Me: *tried a new hair style
    Kris: "I like your hair like that"
    Me: *feeling confident now

    • @Manni31
      @Manni31 3 года назад +6

      The bald people: 🙄

    • @irenesbaes
      @irenesbaes 3 года назад +1

      @@Manni31 LMFAO

    • @adamshafeeq8685
      @adamshafeeq8685 3 года назад

      Finally! A non negative comments about your hair

  • @Itskristen980
    @Itskristen980 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kris… you look like you’re a jail bird with that shirt, and you belong there…because you stole my heart!
    Btw, this was off the top of my head❤❤

  • @doctriv8596
    @doctriv8596 3 года назад +100

    "What are you, at war with the bowl company?"
    *CEO of The Bowl Company* "Damn it, 5 minute crafts has beaten us again! Looks like another rough year for Big Bowl"

  • @jillybean2722
    @jillybean2722 3 года назад +270

    “My house was designed by, Dollar Tree”
    I can’t-

  • @seaturtle555
    @seaturtle555 3 года назад +57

    “I’d love a glass of that with Vodka because I can’t with this”
    Your Katrina is showing Kris!

  • @mglenadel
    @mglenadel 2 года назад +1

    In defense of the toothpaste as dish detergent, I have cleaned a camping cutlery set with toothpaste. It cleans well and doesn’t leave a perfume-y smell on them as if washing them with regular hand soap would.

  • @iauizze
    @iauizze 3 года назад +146

    Kris: “keep doing your hair that way it looks nice”
    Me who just got a haircut:👁👄👁 aight thanks-

    • @iauizze
      @iauizze 3 года назад +1

      @kahleda crosbie lmao nice

    • @sharkieshere
      @sharkieshere 3 года назад +1

      me tooooooo

    • @tessa9023
      @tessa9023 3 года назад +1

      Yeah same!! And I was thinking I wanted to cut it again but now I’ve changed my mind and I like it better now thanks Kris!!

  • @itsamyox
    @itsamyox 3 года назад +42

    can we talk about how she just slips into any of her characters at any random time, please!! superior talent right there! I love 5-minute crafts because they are SO BAD it's FUNNY, and tbh they help me fall asleep. its hilarious.
    thank you again for making my day! lots of love to you

  • @rebeccamcintyre2790
    @rebeccamcintyre2790 3 года назад +396

    Kris: “I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon REBECCA I don’t need your judgement”
    Me - called Rebecca and having just came off a 8 hour shift at McDonald’s wanting to relax:👁👄👁

  • @Sandi.Beyette
    @Sandi.Beyette Год назад +1

    Ok. Omg. The fact that for said 5fdp on a video is awesome! So i am related to one of the members of the band and this is the first video I've seen use reference to them! 😂😂 love it!

  • @dinosaur8682
    @dinosaur8682 3 года назад +148

    "If your cinnamon gets wet you can make it not wet." -Kris 2021

  • @Razorrrrrrrrrrrr
    @Razorrrrrrrrrrrr 3 года назад +122

    The cooking ramen in its packet is acutely doable, people in prison do it, and the bag isn’t effected by the water

    • @nathan2813
      @nathan2813 3 года назад +1

      Cooking ramen's for dumb people - IT'S ALREADY COOKED! What's more, IT'S DELICIOUS CRUNCHY! Just crush it up (in the package to minimize mess) pour a little water on it, add HALF a seasoning packet, and you gotta delicious, satisfying meal! :o)

    • @lorieakin1771
      @lorieakin1771 3 года назад +6

      So the innocent looking lady with the Bob haircut has done time in prison. Interesting.

    • @spacewolfcub
      @spacewolfcub 3 года назад +1

      @@lorieakin1771 🤣🤣🤣 I love your brain

  • @fluff970
    @fluff970 3 года назад +109

    Kris: "You did something with your hair-"
    Me : **On the toilet confused if she can see me**

  • @Kaydence-pd3lt
    @Kaydence-pd3lt 5 месяцев назад +1

    I remember watching this like five minutes after it came out three years ago and now I’m watching it again for like the billionth time because Kris is my favourite and this is one of my favourite vids

  • @fatgirrafestudios2710
    @fatgirrafestudios2710 3 года назад +226

    Kris: "Let me know what you think they're listening to"
    Me: "Hm..."
    THIS IS FOR YOU RACHEL, YOU-

  • @daphnebernhard5297
    @daphnebernhard5297 3 года назад +144

    Me: breaks down, cuts and dyes hair then watches this video
    Kris: I like what you did with you hair
    Me: stops regretting mental breakdown decision

  • @ezyw_
    @ezyw_ 3 года назад +347

    kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
    me: *gets a haircut the day before*

    • @AGoose420
      @AGoose420 3 года назад +5

      Im sure you still look nice 👩‍🦲

    • @rayu500
      @rayu500 3 года назад +5

      yea i literally cut my hair a few hours befire watching this video... I feel watched-

    • @charlieblake8033
      @charlieblake8033 3 года назад

      lol my hairs a mess

    • @saminraiyan9414
      @saminraiyan9414 3 года назад

      Same😔😔

    • @cloeewilson9545
      @cloeewilson9545 3 года назад

      Me too lmao

  • @Iloveyoutube_373
    @Iloveyoutube_373 7 дней назад +1

    The struggling to sneeze was very funny

  • @alexducky5083
    @alexducky5083 3 года назад +448

    Kris: telling me i should do my hair like this more often
    Me: just waking up after 10 hours of sleep

    • @AbyssEyes02
      @AbyssEyes02 3 года назад +8

      i just got corona nd havent taken a shower in 2 weeks so is oily and not rushed so i think its slightly worse for me

    • @clumsypanda2085
      @clumsypanda2085 3 года назад +6

      @@AbyssEyes02 holy jesus-
      Hope you get better!

    • @MerMerSquimer
      @MerMerSquimer 3 года назад +4

      @@AbyssEyes02 are you okay- 😭💕💕

    • @Gabriel_ATG
      @Gabriel_ATG 3 года назад

      Really is the opposite, all that oil in your hair acts like protection, now is the best time! :D

    • @AbyssEyes02
      @AbyssEyes02 3 года назад +2

      @@clumsypanda2085 im good so far only lost part of my taste and all my smell only symtoms ive had are headache and sore throat

  • @dreamthyf
    @dreamthyf 3 года назад +399

    Nobody:
    5 minute hack: I just destroyed this $80-$100 vacuum to get a paint stain out of a $5 rug.

  • @Alsaela
    @Alsaela 3 года назад +104

    Kris with the comb killed me. Just: Oh they gonna back comb it? she looked so excited and happy.
    Then the video frickin pulls out a rubber band and Kris looks at the camera like: The fuck is this shit....

  • @Kat-nv9cp
    @Kat-nv9cp 6 месяцев назад +143

    people watching in 2024 👇👇👇

  • @themooninspringtime
    @themooninspringtime 3 года назад +374

    Kris: “Your hair looks good that way, you should keep doing your hair like that”
    Me who actually changed my hairstyle like 30 minutes ago: 😮

  • @GTRXSUPRA
    @GTRXSUPRA 3 года назад +114

    Kris: how is her hand not burning
    That woman:I am a demon.

    • @jordanbennee5055
      @jordanbennee5055 3 года назад +1

      I just watched that part while I scrolled to this

  • @Gecko-Army
    @Gecko-Army 3 года назад +151

    Kris: “keep your hair that way it looks nice!”
    Me who hasn’t brushed my hair yet: 👁👄👁

  • @Seek-100
    @Seek-100 10 месяцев назад +1

    5 finger death punch?!?! KRIS YOURE MY NEW FAVE ❤

  • @TheMaire65
    @TheMaire65 3 года назад +48

    Kris has some of all her characters inside her, sometimes you can hear Nona, Riley made the paper plane and sometimes even Chad can be heard. Not all necessarily in this video but in general.

    • @ninaforde7298
      @ninaforde7298 3 года назад +1

      Yeah wow she truly in in sync with her characters lol

  • @multifandomfan7344
    @multifandomfan7344 3 года назад +135

    "You're hair looks good that way."
    Me over here with the worst tangles and bed head, while I've forced it into a pony tail to hide it.

  • @s4g3._.g4cha5
    @s4g3._.g4cha5 3 года назад +433

    Kris: “I like ur hair that way”
    Im litterally bald thx for liking it

    • @yoosterr
      @yoosterr 3 года назад +11

      Hey steven universe fan

    • @unknownp7856
      @unknownp7856 3 года назад +1

      Aww 😂

    • @yoosterr
      @yoosterr 3 года назад +2

      Don't be sad man take it as if your cool

    • @zainabzafar6588
      @zainabzafar6588 3 года назад

      That escalated quickly

    • @emabediova5206
      @emabediova5206 3 года назад

      i literally make i new hairstryle...and this happened

  • @shadowwillplay
    @shadowwillplay Год назад +3

    Fun fact :- people watch 5 minute crafts to only insult and roast them and not to actually use them irl

  • @francescamalek4516
    @francescamalek4516 2 года назад +266

    Kris going “Where are your lids??” With a face of SHEER disappointment, made me genuinely laugh out loud a tad😂 Thank you Kris for being a smile to a genuinely depressed, ADHD struggling, and a bunch of other crap gal😂🙌💖

    • @penguin9302
      @penguin9302 2 года назад +5

      I heard that as "Where are your kids?" and read it like that lol 🤣🤣😭

    • @kyriedelafuente720
      @kyriedelafuente720 Год назад

      Lol 😂

    • @PrisonbreakSPNheroes
      @PrisonbreakSPNheroes Год назад

      On the topic of lids... I did find those silicone stretch covers for a few bucks in different sizes at Target. So I don't need balloons.

  • @hawk7392
    @hawk7392 3 года назад +170

    Kris: “I like your hair that way”
    Me: *Literally has a Mohawk but hasn’t styled it today*

    • @Yiwityツ
      @Yiwityツ 3 года назад +2

      Pun intended..? *right?*

    • @prty_gth_dad
      @prty_gth_dad 3 года назад

      @@Yiwityツ **r i g h t ?**

    • @hawk7392
      @hawk7392 3 года назад

      @@Yiwityツ how’d you mean?

    • @hawk7392
      @hawk7392 3 года назад

      @@Yiwityツ now I keep reading what I put over and over tryna find a pun. I don’t get it 😂

    • @Yiwityツ
      @Yiwityツ 3 года назад +1

      @@hawk7392 your name is hawk, you have a mohawk

  • @ilovef1582
    @ilovef1582 3 года назад +93

    “You know what you do CaSsAnDrA, you do the dishes!”

  • @eggiesammich
    @eggiesammich Год назад +2

    This 5 minute crafts woman has the most chaotic life. If they stitched all the segments together to form a storyline, i would watch the heck outta that.

  • @thehumanperson7448
    @thehumanperson7448 3 года назад +243

    "... [She's] gonna get possessed in 2 to 4 bussiness days". Meanwhile, in hell.
    Demon: "My Lord, I would like to possess Cassandra"
    Speaker: "Hello, and thank you for using Satan's possession request service. You want to possess CASSANDRA. Is that correct?"
    Demon: "Yes"
    Speaker: "Okay. I will get that right over to the Dark Lord. Expect a response within 2-4 business days."

    • @kaleenasizemore4889
      @kaleenasizemore4889 3 года назад +5

      I went throught all the comments and thx was absolutely the best one

    • @Bluemoon28Panda
      @Bluemoon28Panda 3 года назад +6

      No the demon would want a refund after words TwT

    • @cass7690
      @cass7690 3 года назад +2

      When your game is ‘Cassandra’ 😀…

    • @Truecrimeresearcher224
      @Truecrimeresearcher224 3 года назад +1

      It's actually 5-7 business days now. The last couple years have been rather busy

  • @schlonpoofa
    @schlonpoofa 3 года назад +318

    I quite literally just got a haircut so that little compliment had me grinning ear to ear, thank you! ^^

  • @aero3710
    @aero3710 3 года назад +166

    “I like your hair” me who hasn’t done anything not even brushed it today “why thank you kind ma’am”

    • @gimygaming8655
      @gimygaming8655 3 года назад

      My hair looks good and I don't gotta do anything.

    • @liawolfy9088
      @liawolfy9088 3 года назад

      I’m in bed so uh thanks kris

    • @theoddgaming5529
      @theoddgaming5529 3 года назад

      And im bald so yea. Thanks i guess?

    • @andyjr.t4453
      @andyjr.t4453 3 года назад

      I just woke up and my hair looks like a hay bale but ok thanks

  • @TheBattlefeildBros
    @TheBattlefeildBros 5 месяцев назад +2

    Kris: “I like your hair that way.”
    Me: In a hair wrap cause I just got out of the shower looking bald

  • @mochabearxx
    @mochabearxx 3 года назад +126

    Kris: “I like your hair like that”
    No one:
    Me: i just woke up- so thank u 💀✌🏻

    • @twistedpigeon6969
      @twistedpigeon6969 3 года назад +2

      I’m the 69th like pogggggg

    • @landiswyatt5950
      @landiswyatt5950 3 года назад +2

      Same tho

    • @cami_emia.7610
      @cami_emia.7610 3 года назад +1

      That's me: waking up with un brushed hair and thinking it looks nice 😉

    • @mochabearxx
      @mochabearxx 3 года назад +1

      Imaoo y’all ty for the likes i never get like more than 1 like 🥲

  • @tealiethedeer
    @tealiethedeer 3 года назад +157

    Bruh the funniest part was the egg part where she goes "who can crack an egg perfectly while sneezing? Gordan can" like I died at that part who else did too🤣🤣

  • @interstell_art829
    @interstell_art829 3 года назад +261

    Kallmekris: "I like your hair that way, keep doing it like that. It looks nice"
    People with no hair: 👁👄👁

    • @HannaPolania
      @HannaPolania 3 года назад +8

      I actually styled my hair differently today lol

    • @1ostatefan
      @1ostatefan 3 года назад +1

      I was ligit about to comment something like this loll

    • @justrachaellmao7613
      @justrachaellmao7613 3 года назад +1

      I'm bald👍🏽😭

    • @justrachaellmao7613
      @justrachaellmao7613 3 года назад +1

      @Arnav Pushker I did it like 3 months ago but I like it cause it's free😀

    • @itz_lux8732
      @itz_lux8732 3 года назад +2

      I wake up like 10 minutes ago and my hair is a mess

  • @Urgurl_Mo
    @Urgurl_Mo Год назад +2

    Omg the beginning when she was talking about our hair, I literally just cut my hair lol

  • @milesspence6004
    @milesspence6004 3 года назад +53

    Kris: “I like what you did with your hair”
    Me out loud whilst alone: “omg thank you for noticing I actually got blonde highlights recently, I’m glad you think it’s nice”
    I should leave the house soon

  • @xeditinq._booX
    @xeditinq._booX 3 года назад +508

    Cassandra: *eats plain bread*
    The bread: *casually drops ketchup on her shirt*
    Cassandra: *looks at bread and yeet it*
    The bread: dude I'm plain bread how can I drip ketchup on You?

    • @user-xw4mu6nz4t
      @user-xw4mu6nz4t 3 года назад +15

      I was thinking the exact same 😂😂 and who eats just plain bread

    • @billcipher8736
      @billcipher8736 3 года назад +2

      I do

    • @billcipher8736
      @billcipher8736 3 года назад +1

      @@user-xw4mu6nz4t I do

    • @Everlucky_Clover
      @Everlucky_Clover 3 года назад +3

      @@user-xw4mu6nz4t depends on the bread's flavor honestly...... but just run of the mill white bread. not many people would.

    • @kellykids3261
      @kellykids3261 3 года назад +1

      lmaoooo true though

  • @tsuky1354
    @tsuky1354 3 года назад +1244

    Kris: **compliments followers' hair**
    Me who just got a drastic haircut: Thank you 🥺

    • @frrgrhrgr2425
      @frrgrhrgr2425 3 года назад +13

      Same lmao

    • @alextheidiot1152
      @alextheidiot1152 3 года назад +8

      SAMEE

    • @shazza8265
      @shazza8265 3 года назад +6

      You look amazing 😻

    • @dark_angle9976
      @dark_angle9976 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @RobynK1986
      @RobynK1986 3 года назад +7

      Me who had just tried styling my hair with a different tool
      Btw I’m getting my hair cut soon and I’m excited

  • @biddybear9043
    @biddybear9043 Год назад +2

    As someone in a culinary class that crepe one made me scream

  • @sars.vsp.
    @sars.vsp. 3 года назад +195

    “WHO WAS SITTING IN THE SUN FOR 6 HOURS AND NOT MOVING A MiLImETeR?!” i’m dying of laughter rn😂😂

    • @dun488
      @dun488 5 месяцев назад +1

      So funny!! 💠

    • @sars.vsp.
      @sars.vsp. 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@dun488 babes whatchu doing here 2 years later...

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 года назад +2818

    This is a bit off topic, but does anyone else get irrationally upset about among us?

  • @KuroKat08
    @KuroKat08 3 года назад +156

    I Love How Kris Says At The Beginning “Love Your Hair!”
    Me Who Just Dyed My Hair Lilac: “WHY THANK YOU KRIS”

    • @ianalastair5072
      @ianalastair5072 3 года назад +1

      Lol, I just dyed my hair too!

    • @jaladhipatel6008
      @jaladhipatel6008 3 года назад +1

      What colour did u guys dye your hair?

    • @jaladhipatel6008
      @jaladhipatel6008 3 года назад

      Oh! Nice 👍🏻

    • @jaladhipatel6008
      @jaladhipatel6008 3 года назад +1

      @@KuroKat08 I didn’t see the Lilac written on the comment that’s why I asked u which colour u dyed your hair…I know what lilac is…..my bad

    • @KuroKat08
      @KuroKat08 3 года назад +1

      @@jaladhipatel6008
      Hah!
      Oh It’s Fine!

  • @DontMindMe-333
    @DontMindMe-333 4 месяца назад +1

    7:15 that throwing of the bread reminds me of the way stolas throws that water bottle